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Being Alone, Animals, and Dogs: HOW TO SWEAR AROUND THE WORLD VAFFANCULO CASSE-TOI! YUMAGO! BY JASON SACHER ILLUSTRATIONS BY TOBY TRIUMPH Perha human being, there happily copulates with animals in her and mean-spirited picture uld truly be reserved for moments of extreme anger. take kindly to the mental images that the phrases e the most obvious globally sho We as a species do not t below conjure. As you can imagine, insulting animal of choice to p have fun throwing a few more culturally specific ani consider the bears in Bulgaria, and reindeer (of c dogs ar air with a mother, but certain cultures imals in there BULGARIAN Mayka ti duha na mechki v gorata Your performs o performs oral sex upon bears in the forest." DUTCH Zoon van een hoerige kameel! Son of a camel whore!" With this insult, it's unclear whether one is saying the mother in question was a camel that was also a prostitute or a prostitute wh serviced camels. FINNISH Äitisi nai poroja! Your mother copulates with reindeer!" AOTIAN Ma see mea mung! Your mother enjoys keeping intimate company with dogs!" HOW TO SWEAR AROUND THE WORLD THE MOTHERLOD Fuck off uzendayo うぜーんだよ。 Motherfucker. kisama 貴様。 Asshole teme てめぇー。 Leave me the fuck alone. shitsukėndayo しつけ-んだよ。 I hate you. daikirai 大嫌い。 Ded na What did you just say!?! nandatö なんだと !?! Get out of my way. doke どけ。 Go to hell. shine 死ね。 Eat shit. kusokurae くそくらえ。 Shut the fuck up. ussendayo うっせ-んだよ。 What the fuck? ahoka アホか?! You're worthless. tsukaenė yatsu dana つかえねーやつだな。 eacefu ng. Just ent. My uS with a de. novelty-gift-ideas: How to Swear Around the World
Being Alone, Animals, and Dogs: HOW TO
 SWEAR
 AROUND
 THE WORLD
 VAFFANCULO
 CASSE-TOI!
 YUMAGO!
 BY JASON SACHER
 ILLUSTRATIONS BY TOBY TRIUMPH

 Perha
 human being, there
 happily copulates with animals in her
 and mean-spirited picture
 uld truly be reserved for moments of extreme anger.
 take kindly to the mental images that the phrases
 e the most obvious globally
 sho
 We as a species do not t
 below conjure. As you can imagine,
 insulting animal of choice to p
 have fun throwing a few more culturally specific ani
 consider the bears in Bulgaria, and reindeer (of c
 dogs ar
 air with a mother, but certain cultures
 imals in there
 BULGARIAN
 Mayka ti duha na mechki v gorata
 Your performs o
 performs oral sex upon bears in the forest."
 DUTCH
 Zoon van een hoerige kameel!
 Son of a camel whore!"
 With this insult, it's unclear whether one is saying the mother in
 question was a camel that was also a prostitute or a prostitute wh
 serviced camels.
 FINNISH
 Äitisi nai poroja!
 Your mother copulates with reindeer!"
 AOTIAN
 Ma see mea mung!
 Your mother enjoys keeping intimate company with dogs!"
 HOW TO SWEAR AROUND THE WORLD
 THE MOTHERLOD

 Fuck off
 uzendayo
 うぜーんだよ。
 Motherfucker.
 kisama
 貴様。
 Asshole
 teme
 てめぇー。
 Leave me the fuck alone.
 shitsukėndayo
 しつけ-んだよ。
 I hate you.
 daikirai
 大嫌い。
 Ded
 na
 What did you just say!?!
 nandatö
 なんだと
 !?!
 Get out of my way.
 doke
 どけ。
 Go to hell.
 shine
 死ね。
 Eat shit.
 kusokurae
 くそくらえ。
 Shut the fuck up.
 ussendayo
 うっせ-んだよ。
 What the fuck?
 ahoka
 アホか?!
 You're worthless.
 tsukaenė yatsu dana
 つかえねーやつだな。
 eacefu
 ng.
 Just
 ent.
 My
 uS
 with a
 de.
novelty-gift-ideas:

How to Swear Around the World

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Ass, Autocorrect, and Bad: wint @dril Following wint @dril Following nerd with lame attitude: North Korea is bad Me: Have you ever lived there nerd: (his glasses fall off) in hell you are forced to smoke weed 4:19 PM-22 Jul 2014 Me: Catch you later wint @dril Followirn 4:38 PM-3 Auq 2014 wint @dril Following my fuckin opinion of politics? heres my fuckin opinion of politics. not a single senator in the history of the united states, has been white farm boss: yyoure so good at cleaning the pigs' ass holes. please let us pay you me: no. i won't allow my work to be corrupted by the dolar. 11:25 PM- 30 Mar 2017 6:40 AM -27 Oct 2014 wint @dril Following Economic Economic- drunk driving may kill a lot of people, but it also helps a lot of people get to work on time, so, it;s impossible to say if its bad or Left Right not, 9:20 AM-9 May 2014 wint @dri Following wint @dril Following oop, autocorrect got me. what i meant to say was "i cant wait to eat shit right out of the sewer and suck some outrageously gay clown dicks" 8:06 PM -8 Aug 2014 "don't tread of me", the famous words of that good snake who doesn't want to get stepped on, the noble slithering bastard I relate to most 12:28 PM-2 Aug 2015 wint @dril Following wint @dril Following GENDERLESS WEDDING AT HARD ROCK CAFE: THE BRIDE AND GROOM WILL BE COVERED IN TARPS IN ORDER TO SCreaming while the road workers slowly pave a road on top of me using my own tax dollar 9:39 AM-26 Sep 2015 CIRCUMVENT THE STANDARDIZED NORM'S, FREE ICE 6:54 PM-7 Jun 2011
Ass, Autocorrect, and Bad: wint
 @dril
 Following
 wint
 @dril
 Following
 nerd with lame attitude: North Korea is bad
 Me: Have you ever lived there
 nerd: (his glasses fall off)
 in hell you are forced to smoke weed
 4:19 PM-22 Jul 2014
 Me: Catch you later
 wint
 @dril
 Followirn
 4:38 PM-3 Auq 2014
 wint
 @dril
 Following
 my fuckin opinion of politics? heres my fuckin
 opinion of politics. not a single senator in the
 history of the united states, has been white
 farm boss: yyoure so good at cleaning the
 pigs' ass holes. please let us pay you
 me: no. i won't allow my work to be
 corrupted by the dolar.
 11:25 PM- 30 Mar 2017
 6:40 AM -27 Oct 2014
 wint
 @dril
 Following
 Economic
 Economic-
 drunk driving may kill a lot of people, but it
 also helps a lot of people get to work on
 time, so, it;s impossible to say if its bad or
 Left
 Right
 not,
 9:20 AM-9 May 2014
 wint
 @dri
 Following
 wint
 @dril
 Following
 oop, autocorrect got me. what i meant to say
 was "i cant wait to eat shit right out of the
 sewer and suck some outrageously gay clown
 dicks"
 8:06 PM -8 Aug 2014
 "don't tread of me", the famous words of that
 good snake who doesn't want to get stepped
 on, the noble slithering bastard I relate to
 most
 12:28 PM-2 Aug 2015
 wint
 @dril
 Following
 wint
 @dril
 Following
 GENDERLESS WEDDING AT HARD ROCK
 CAFE: THE BRIDE AND GROOM WILL BE
 COVERED IN TARPS IN ORDER TO
 SCreaming while the road workers slowly
 pave a road on top of me using my own tax
 dollar
 9:39 AM-26 Sep 2015
 CIRCUMVENT THE STANDARDIZED NORM'S,
 FREE ICE
 6:54 PM-7 Jun 2011
4chan, Children, and Community: ALEX J. @ltsAlexJackson 15hv PEDOPHILIA IS NOT A SEXUALITY PEDOPHILIA IS NOT A SEXUALITY PEDOPHILIA IS NOT A SEXUALITY PEDOPHILIA IS NOT A SEXUALITY PEDOPHILIA IS NOT A SEXUALITY PEDOPHILIA IS NOT A SEXUALITY PEDOPHILIA IS NOT A SEXUALITY PEDOPHILIA IS NOT A SEXUALITY PEDOPHILIA IS NOT A SEXUALITY Pyro @Pyro_Wolf99 RETWEET AN MAKE THIS PUBLICLY pedophilia is not a sexuality it's fucking gross an disgusting. I don't care what you say to defend it it's wrong an disgusting signs 4 everyone We werent expecting so many supporters LESBIAN GAY ISEXUAL ENDE PEDOSE 0254 ロ59K 106K furbearingbrick: sleepyartistgirl: nihilismpastry: disneys-hermione-granger: purplesoul-at-hogwarts: wigglecoin: thedeademolga: susie-campbell-123: I’m sorry, I try to stay out of these debates as much as possible, but this has to stop. If the LGBTQ+ actually ends up allowing this to happen, and adds a “P” for Pedosexual as an actual orientation? I’m fucking done. A child cannot fucking consent. You damn “Pedosexual” need to go die in a fire. You aren’t wanted here and no one wants any of your shit. You are a threat to children. They don’t know any better for consent or not, you are a predator and you eat shit. I don’t normally say this kind of vulgar stuff, but if you consider yourself a “Pedosexual”, you are welcome to go die. This world doesn’t have room for you anymore, nor did it ever have room for you. We are concerned about be safety of our children and you are endangering them. If you are a Pedosexual or a Pedosexual sympathizer, please leave my blog immediately. Why doesn’t this have more notes?! ​it doesnt have more notes cause the post was made like today damn, that being said spread this like wildfire P FOR PAN, NOT FOR PEDO Fuck off pedosexuals, pedophilies, MAPs, and whoever else falls into this category. Look, I’m straight and have very little to do with the community outside being support for my friends who dwell in it. However, this will make everyone involved in the LGBT+ community have a much harder time being accepted. I promise you the minute someone like my mother saw this sort of post? Her first reaction would be along the lines of: “They really are vile.”  You do not want that.  No one in their right mind would ever even CONSIDER supporting this community again if this actually ends up becoming ‘official’.  @furbearingbrick stop. cease. desist. WHOA. while it’s sadly true that pedophiles are trying to muscle their way into the queer community, this particular image is the product of a homophobic false-flag operation by 4chan. Details on the thread in question here: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/lgbtp-adding-letter/ @susie-campbell-123 @sleepyartistgirl
4chan, Children, and Community: ALEX J. @ltsAlexJackson 15hv
 PEDOPHILIA IS NOT A SEXUALITY
 PEDOPHILIA IS NOT A SEXUALITY
 PEDOPHILIA IS NOT A SEXUALITY
 PEDOPHILIA IS NOT A SEXUALITY
 PEDOPHILIA IS NOT A SEXUALITY
 PEDOPHILIA IS NOT A SEXUALITY
 PEDOPHILIA IS NOT A SEXUALITY
 PEDOPHILIA IS NOT A SEXUALITY
 PEDOPHILIA IS NOT A SEXUALITY
 Pyro @Pyro_Wolf99
 RETWEET AN MAKE THIS PUBLICLY
 pedophilia is not a sexuality it's
 fucking gross an disgusting. I don't
 care what you say to defend it it's
 wrong an disgusting
 signs 4 everyone We werent expecting so
 many supporters
 LESBIAN
 GAY
 ISEXUAL
 ENDE
 PEDOSE
 0254 ロ59K 106K
furbearingbrick:

sleepyartistgirl:

nihilismpastry:

disneys-hermione-granger:

purplesoul-at-hogwarts:

wigglecoin:

thedeademolga:

susie-campbell-123:

I’m sorry, I try to stay out of these debates as much as possible, but this has to stop. If the LGBTQ+ actually ends up allowing this to happen, and adds a “P” for Pedosexual as an actual orientation? I’m fucking done.

A child cannot fucking consent. You damn “Pedosexual” need to go die in a fire. You aren’t wanted here and no one wants any of your shit. You are a threat to children. They don’t know any better for consent or not, you are a predator and you eat shit. 

I don’t normally say this kind of vulgar stuff, but if you consider yourself a “Pedosexual”, you are welcome to go die. This world doesn’t have room for you anymore, nor did it ever have room for you. We are concerned about be safety of our children and you are endangering them.

If you are a Pedosexual or a Pedosexual sympathizer, please leave my blog immediately.


Why doesn’t this have more notes?!


​it doesnt have more notes cause the post was made like today damn, that being said spread this like wildfire


P FOR PAN, NOT FOR PEDO

Fuck off pedosexuals, pedophilies, MAPs, and whoever else falls into this category. 

Look, I’m straight and have very little to do with the community outside being support for my friends who dwell in it. However, this will make everyone involved in the LGBT+ community have a much harder time being accepted. I promise you the minute someone like my mother saw this sort of post? Her first reaction would be along the lines of: “They really are vile.” 
You do not want that. 
No one in their right mind would ever even CONSIDER supporting this community again if this actually ends up becoming ‘official’. 

@furbearingbrick

stop. cease. desist. WHOA.
while it’s sadly true that pedophiles are trying to muscle their way into the queer community, this particular image is the product of a homophobic false-flag operation by 4chan.
Details on the thread in question here:
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/lgbtp-adding-letter/
@susie-campbell-123
@sleepyartistgirl

furbearingbrick: sleepyartistgirl: nihilismpastry: disneys-hermione-granger: purplesoul-at-hogwarts: wigglecoin: thedeademolga: susie...

Funny, Shit, and Work: EAT SHIT ilthy asua I work at Cyanide & Happiness. Rob and Dave dropped in to give me some moral support.
Funny, Shit, and Work: EAT
 SHIT
 ilthy
 asua
I work at Cyanide & Happiness. Rob and Dave dropped in to give me some moral support.

I work at Cyanide & Happiness. Rob and Dave dropped in to give me some moral support.

Ass, Fucking, and Head: MEMO: ALL EMPLOYEES It has been brought to the attention of Management that some individuals have been using foul language in the course of normal conversation between employees. Due to complaints from some of the more easily offended workers, this conduct will no longer be tolerated. The Management does, however, realize the importance of each person being able to express their feelings when communicating with their fellow employees. Therefore, the Management has compiled the following coded list. It is imperative that all employees understand and memorize the code phases so the proper exchange of ideas and information can continue. NEW PHRASE OLD PHRASE No Fucking Way You've got to be shitting me. Tell someone who gives a Fuck. Ask me if I give a Fuck. It's not my Fucking problem. What the Fuck Fuck it. It won't work. Why the Fuck didn't they tell me this sooner. When the Fuck do they expect me to do this? Who the Fuck cares? He's got his head up his ass Eat shit Eat shit and die. Eat shit and die Motherfucker What the Fuck do they want from me? Kiss my ass. This job sucks. Who the hell died and made you boss? Blow me. I'm not certain that's feasible Really? Perhaps you should check with... Of course I'm concerned. wasn't involved with that project. Interesting behavior I'm not sure I can implement this. I'll try to schedule that. Perhaps I can work late. Are you sure it is a problem? He's not familiar with this problem. You don't say. Excuse me? Excuse me, sir? They weren't happy with it? So you'd like my help with it. I love a challenge. You want me to take care of this? l see Excuse me, sir? (i.redd.it)
Ass, Fucking, and Head: MEMO: ALL EMPLOYEES
 It has been brought to the attention of Management that some individuals have been using foul
 language in the course of normal conversation between employees. Due to complaints from
 some of the more easily offended workers, this conduct will no longer be tolerated.
 The Management does, however, realize the importance of each person being able to express
 their feelings when communicating with their fellow employees. Therefore, the Management
 has compiled the following coded list. It is imperative that all employees understand and
 memorize the code phases so the proper exchange of ideas and information can continue.
 NEW PHRASE
 OLD PHRASE
 No Fucking Way
 You've got to be shitting me.
 Tell someone who gives a Fuck.
 Ask me if I give a Fuck.
 It's not my Fucking problem.
 What the Fuck
 Fuck it. It won't work.
 Why the Fuck didn't they tell me this sooner.
 When the Fuck do they expect me to do this?
 Who the Fuck cares?
 He's got his head up his ass
 Eat shit
 Eat shit and die.
 Eat shit and die Motherfucker
 What the Fuck do they want from me?
 Kiss my ass.
 This job sucks.
 Who the hell died and made you boss?
 Blow me.
 I'm not certain that's feasible
 Really?
 Perhaps you should check with...
 Of course I'm concerned.
 wasn't involved with that project.
 Interesting behavior
 I'm not sure I can implement this.
 I'll try to schedule that.
 Perhaps I can work late.
 Are you sure it is a problem?
 He's not familiar with this problem.
 You don't say.
 Excuse me?
 Excuse me, sir?
 They weren't happy with it?
 So you'd like my help with it.
 I love a challenge.
 You want me to take care of this?
 l see
Excuse me, sir? (i.redd.it)

Excuse me, sir? (i.redd.it)

Ass, Fucking, and Funny: I had to read this at work today and it's the funniest thing ever @ theblessedone TO ALL EMPLOYEES It has been brought to the management's attention that some individuals have been using foul lanquage in the course of normal conversation between employees. Due to complaints from some of the easily offended workers, this conduct will no longer be tolerated The management does, however, realise the importance of each person being able to properly express their feelings when communicating with their fellow employees. Therefore, the management has compiled the following code phrases so that the proper exchange of ideas and information can continue. OLD PHRASE NEW PHRASE I'm not certain that's feasible. No fucking way You've got to be shitting me.Really Tell someone who gives a fuck Ask me if I give a fuck It's not my fucking problem. ....Perhaps you should check with <name> Of course I'm concerned. I wasn't involved in that project. . What the fuck? Fuck it, it won't work.ans Why the fuck didn't you tell me that sooner?.... I'll try to schedule that nteresting behaviour . I'm not sure I can implement this. When the fuck do you expect me to do this ?....Perhaps I can work late Who the fuck cares?. Are you sure it's a problem? He's got his head up his ass.. Eat shit. Eat shit and die Eat shit and die, motherfucker... What the fuck do they want from my life?They weren't happy with it? He's not familiar with the problem. You don't say Excuse me? Excuse me, <sir or ma'am>? Kiss my asS. Fuck it, I'm on salary So you'd like my help with that? I can’t believe some of you don’t follow @funny 🤣
Ass, Fucking, and Funny: I had to read this at work today and it's
 the funniest thing ever
 @ theblessedone
 TO ALL EMPLOYEES
 It has been brought to the management's attention that some individuals have been using foul lanquage in
 the course of normal conversation between employees. Due to complaints from some of the easily
 offended workers, this conduct will no longer be tolerated
 The management does, however, realise the importance of each person being able to properly express
 their feelings when communicating with their fellow employees. Therefore, the management has compiled
 the following code phrases so that the proper exchange of ideas and information can continue.
 OLD PHRASE
 NEW PHRASE
 I'm not certain that's feasible.
 No fucking way
 You've got to be shitting me.Really
 Tell someone who gives a fuck
 Ask me if I give a fuck
 It's not my fucking problem.
 ....Perhaps you should check with <name>
 Of course I'm concerned.
 I wasn't involved in that project.
 .
 What the fuck?
 Fuck it, it won't work.ans
 Why the fuck didn't you tell me that sooner?.... I'll try to schedule that
 nteresting behaviour
 . I'm not sure I can implement this.
 When the fuck do you expect me to do this ?....Perhaps I can work late
 Who the fuck cares?.
 Are you sure it's a problem?
 He's got his head up his ass..
 Eat shit.
 Eat shit and die
 Eat shit and die, motherfucker...
 What the fuck do they want from my life?They weren't happy with it?
 He's not familiar with the problem.
 You don't say
 Excuse me?
 Excuse me, <sir or ma'am>?
 Kiss my asS.
 Fuck it, I'm on salary
 So you'd like my help with that?
I can’t believe some of you don’t follow @funny 🤣

I can’t believe some of you don’t follow @funny 🤣

Being Alone, Animals, and Dogs: HOW TO SWEAR AROUND THE WORLD VAFFANCULO CASSE-TOI! YUMAGO! BY JASON SACHER ILLUSTRATIONS BY TOBY TRIUMPH Perha human being, there happily copulates with animals in her and mean-spirited picture uld truly be reserved for moments of extreme anger. take kindly to the mental images that the phrases e the most obvious globally sho We as a species do not t below conjure. As you can imagine, dogs ar insulting animal of choice to p have fun throwing a few more culturally specific ani consider the bears in Bulgaria, and reindeer (of c air with a mother, but certain cultures imals in there BULGARIAN Mayka ti duha na mechki v gorata Your performs o performs oral sex upon bears in the forest." DUTCH Zoon van een hoerige kameel! Son of a camel whore!" With this insult, it's unclear whether one is saying the mother in question was a camel that was also a prostitute or a prostitute wh serviced camels. FINNISH Äitisi nai poroja! Your mother copulates with reindeer!" AOTIAN Ma see mea mung! Your mother enjoys keeping intimate company with dogs!" HOW TO SWEAR AROUND THE WORLD THE MOTHERLOD Fuck off uzendayo うぜーんだよ。 Motherfucker. kisama 貴様。 Asshole teme てめぇー。 Leave me the fuck alone. shitsukėndayo しつけ-んだよ。 I hate you. daikirai 大嫌い。 Ded na What did you just say!?! nandatö なんだと !?! Get out of my way. doke どけ。 Go to hell. shine 死ね。 Eat shit. kusokurae くそくらえ。 Shut the fuck up. ussendayo うっせ-んだよ。 What the fuck? ahoka アホか?! You're worthless. tsukaenė yatsu dana つかえねーやつだな。 eacefu ng. Just ent. My uS with a de. novelty-gift-ideas: How to Swear Around the World
Being Alone, Animals, and Dogs: HOW TO
 SWEAR
 AROUND
 THE WORLD
 VAFFANCULO
 CASSE-TOI!
 YUMAGO!
 BY JASON SACHER
 ILLUSTRATIONS BY TOBY TRIUMPH

 Perha
 human being, there
 happily copulates with animals in her
 and mean-spirited picture
 uld truly be reserved for moments of extreme anger.
 take kindly to the mental images that the phrases
 e the most obvious globally
 sho
 We as a species do not t
 below conjure. As you can imagine, dogs ar
 insulting animal of choice to p
 have fun throwing a few more culturally specific ani
 consider the bears in Bulgaria, and reindeer (of c
 air with a mother, but certain cultures
 imals in there
 BULGARIAN
 Mayka ti duha na mechki v gorata
 Your performs o
 performs oral sex upon bears in the forest."
 DUTCH
 Zoon van een hoerige kameel!
 Son of a camel whore!"
 With this insult, it's unclear whether one is saying the mother in
 question was a camel that was also a prostitute or a prostitute wh
 serviced camels.
 FINNISH
 Äitisi nai poroja!
 Your mother copulates with reindeer!"
 AOTIAN
 Ma see mea mung!
 Your mother enjoys keeping intimate company with dogs!"
 HOW TO SWEAR AROUND THE WORLD
 THE MOTHERLOD

 Fuck off
 uzendayo
 うぜーんだよ。
 Motherfucker.
 kisama
 貴様。
 Asshole
 teme
 てめぇー。
 Leave me the fuck alone.
 shitsukėndayo
 しつけ-んだよ。
 I hate you.
 daikirai
 大嫌い。
 Ded
 na
 What did you just say!?!
 nandatö
 なんだと
 !?!
 Get out of my way.
 doke
 どけ。
 Go to hell.
 shine
 死ね。
 Eat shit.
 kusokurae
 くそくらえ。
 Shut the fuck up.
 ussendayo
 うっせ-んだよ。
 What the fuck?
 ahoka
 アホか?!
 You're worthless.
 tsukaenė yatsu dana
 つかえねーやつだな。
 eacefu
 ng.
 Just
 ent.
 My
 uS
 with a
 de.
novelty-gift-ideas:

How to Swear Around the World

novelty-gift-ideas: How to Swear Around the World