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Ass, Fucking, and Funny: I had to read this at work today and it's the funniest thing ever @ theblessedone TO ALL EMPLOYEES It has been brought to the management's attention that some individuals have been using foul lanquage in the course of normal conversation between employees. Due to complaints from some of the easily offended workers, this conduct will no longer be tolerated The management does, however, realise the importance of each person being able to properly express their feelings when communicating with their fellow employees. Therefore, the management has compiled the following code phrases so that the proper exchange of ideas and information can continue. OLD PHRASE NEW PHRASE I'm not certain that's feasible. No fucking way You've got to be shitting me.Really Tell someone who gives a fuck Ask me if I give a fuck It's not my fucking problem. ....Perhaps you should check with <name> Of course I'm concerned. I wasn't involved in that project. . What the fuck? Fuck it, it won't work.ans Why the fuck didn't you tell me that sooner?.... I'll try to schedule that nteresting behaviour . I'm not sure I can implement this. When the fuck do you expect me to do this ?....Perhaps I can work late Who the fuck cares?. Are you sure it's a problem? He's got his head up his ass.. Eat shit. Eat shit and die Eat shit and die, motherfucker... What the fuck do they want from my life?They weren't happy with it? He's not familiar with the problem. You don't say Excuse me? Excuse me, <sir or ma'am>? Kiss my asS. Fuck it, I'm on salary So you'd like my help with that? I can’t believe some of you don’t follow @funny 🀣
Ass, Fucking, and Funny: I had to read this at work today and it's
 the funniest thing ever
 @ theblessedone
 TO ALL EMPLOYEES
 It has been brought to the management's attention that some individuals have been using foul lanquage in
 the course of normal conversation between employees. Due to complaints from some of the easily
 offended workers, this conduct will no longer be tolerated
 The management does, however, realise the importance of each person being able to properly express
 their feelings when communicating with their fellow employees. Therefore, the management has compiled
 the following code phrases so that the proper exchange of ideas and information can continue.
 OLD PHRASE
 NEW PHRASE
 I'm not certain that's feasible.
 No fucking way
 You've got to be shitting me.Really
 Tell someone who gives a fuck
 Ask me if I give a fuck
 It's not my fucking problem.
 ....Perhaps you should check with <name>
 Of course I'm concerned.
 I wasn't involved in that project.
 .
 What the fuck?
 Fuck it, it won't work.ans
 Why the fuck didn't you tell me that sooner?.... I'll try to schedule that
 nteresting behaviour
 . I'm not sure I can implement this.
 When the fuck do you expect me to do this ?....Perhaps I can work late
 Who the fuck cares?.
 Are you sure it's a problem?
 He's got his head up his ass..
 Eat shit.
 Eat shit and die
 Eat shit and die, motherfucker...
 What the fuck do they want from my life?They weren't happy with it?
 He's not familiar with the problem.
 You don't say
 Excuse me?
 Excuse me, <sir or ma'am>?
 Kiss my asS.
 Fuck it, I'm on salary
 So you'd like my help with that?
I can’t believe some of you don’t follow @funny 🀣

I can’t believe some of you don’t follow @funny 🀣

Being Alone, Animals, and Dogs: HOW TO SWEAR AROUND THE WORLD VAFFANCULO CASSE-TOI! YUMAGO! BY JASON SACHER ILLUSTRATIONS BY TOBY TRIUMPH Perha human being, there happily copulates with animals in her and mean-spirited picture uld truly be reserved for moments of extreme anger. take kindly to the mental images that the phrases e the most obvious globally sho We as a species do not t below conjure. As you can imagine, insulting animal of choice to p have fun throwing a few more culturally specific ani consider the bears in Bulgaria, and reindeer (of c dogs ar air with a mother, but certain cultures imals in there BULGARIAN Mayka ti duha na mechki v gorata Your performs o performs oral sex upon bears in the forest." DUTCH Zoon van een hoerige kameel! Son of a camel whore!" With this insult, it's unclear whether one is saying the mother in question was a camel that was also a prostitute or a prostitute wh serviced camels. FINNISH Γ„itisi nai poroja! Your mother copulates with reindeer!" AOTIAN Ma see mea mung! Your mother enjoys keeping intimate company with dogs!" HOW TO SWEAR AROUND THE WORLD THE MOTHERLOD Fuck off uzendayo γ†γœγƒΌγ‚“γ γ‚ˆγ€‚ Motherfucker. kisama θ²΄ζ§˜γ€‚ Asshole teme てめぇー。 Leave me the fuck alone. shitsukΔ—ndayo し぀け-γ‚“γ γ‚ˆγ€‚ I hate you. daikirai ε€§ε«Œγ„γ€‚ Ded na What did you just say!?! nandatΓΆ γͺんだと !?! Get out of my way. doke どけ。 Go to hell. shine 死ね。 Eat shit. kusokurae γγγγ‚‰γˆγ€‚ Shut the fuck up. ussendayo うっせ-γ‚“γ γ‚ˆγ€‚ What the fuck? ahoka をホか?! You're worthless. tsukaenΔ— yatsu dana γ€γ‹γˆγ­γƒΌγ‚„γ€γ γͺ。 eacefu ng. Just ent. My uS with a de. <p><a href="https://novelty-gift-ideas.tumblr.com/post/163688994633/how-to-swear-around-the-world" class="tumblr_blog">novelty-gift-ideas</a>:</p><blockquote><p><b><a href="https://novelty-gift-ideas.com/how-to-swear-around-the-world/"> How to Swear Around the World </a></b><br/></p></blockquote>
Being Alone, Animals, and Dogs: HOW TO
 SWEAR
 AROUND
 THE WORLD
 VAFFANCULO
 CASSE-TOI!
 YUMAGO!
 BY JASON SACHER
 ILLUSTRATIONS BY TOBY TRIUMPH

 Perha
 human being, there
 happily copulates with animals in her
 and mean-spirited picture
 uld truly be reserved for moments of extreme anger.
 take kindly to the mental images that the phrases
 e the most obvious globally
 sho
 We as a species do not t
 below conjure. As you can imagine,
 insulting animal of choice to p
 have fun throwing a few more culturally specific ani
 consider the bears in Bulgaria, and reindeer (of c
 dogs ar
 air with a mother, but certain cultures
 imals in there
 BULGARIAN
 Mayka ti duha na mechki v gorata
 Your performs o
 performs oral sex upon bears in the forest."
 DUTCH
 Zoon van een hoerige kameel!
 Son of a camel whore!"
 With this insult, it's unclear whether one is saying the mother in
 question was a camel that was also a prostitute or a prostitute wh
 serviced camels.
 FINNISH
 Γ„itisi nai poroja!
 Your mother copulates with reindeer!"
 AOTIAN
 Ma see mea mung!
 Your mother enjoys keeping intimate company with dogs!"
 HOW TO SWEAR AROUND THE WORLD
 THE MOTHERLOD

 Fuck off
 uzendayo
 γ†γœγƒΌγ‚“γ γ‚ˆγ€‚
 Motherfucker.
 kisama
 θ²΄ζ§˜γ€‚
 Asshole
 teme
 てめぇー。
 Leave me the fuck alone.
 shitsukΔ—ndayo
 し぀け-γ‚“γ γ‚ˆγ€‚
 I hate you.
 daikirai
 ε€§ε«Œγ„γ€‚
 Ded
 na
 What did you just say!?!
 nandatΓΆ
 γͺんだと
 !?!
 Get out of my way.
 doke
 どけ。
 Go to hell.
 shine
 死ね。
 Eat shit.
 kusokurae
 γγγγ‚‰γˆγ€‚
 Shut the fuck up.
 ussendayo
 うっせ-γ‚“γ γ‚ˆγ€‚
 What the fuck?
 ahoka
 をホか?!
 You're worthless.
 tsukaenΔ— yatsu dana
 γ€γ‹γˆγ­γƒΌγ‚„γ€γ γͺ。
 eacefu
 ng.
 Just
 ent.
 My
 uS
 with a
 de.
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How to Swear Around the World

</a></b><br/></p></blockquote>

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Being Alone, Animals, and Dogs: HOW TO SWEAR AROUND THE WORLD VAFFANCULO CASSE-TOI! YUMAGO! BY JASON SACHER ILLUSTRATIONS BY TOBY TRIUMPH Perha human being, there happily copulates with animals in her and mean-spirited picture uld truly be reserved for moments of extreme anger. take kindly to the mental images that the phrases e the most obvious globally sho We as a species do not t below conjure. As you can imagine, insulting animal of choice to p have fun throwing a few more culturally specific ani consider the bears in Bulgaria, and reindeer (of c dogs ar air with a mother, but certain cultures imals in there BULGARIAN Mayka ti duha na mechki v gorata Your performs o performs oral sex upon bears in the forest." DUTCH Zoon van een hoerige kameel! Son of a camel whore!" With this insult, it's unclear whether one is saying the mother in question was a camel that was also a prostitute or a prostitute wh serviced camels. FINNISH Γ„itisi nai poroja! Your mother copulates with reindeer!" AOTIAN Ma see mea mung! Your mother enjoys keeping intimate company with dogs!" HOW TO SWEAR AROUND THE WORLD THE MOTHERLOD Fuck off uzendayo γ†γœγƒΌγ‚“γ γ‚ˆγ€‚ Motherfucker. kisama θ²΄ζ§˜γ€‚ Asshole teme てめぇー。 Leave me the fuck alone. shitsukΔ—ndayo し぀け-γ‚“γ γ‚ˆγ€‚ I hate you. daikirai ε€§ε«Œγ„γ€‚ Ded na What did you just say!?! nandatΓΆ γͺんだと !?! Get out of my way. doke どけ。 Go to hell. shine 死ね。 Eat shit. kusokurae γγγγ‚‰γˆγ€‚ Shut the fuck up. ussendayo うっせ-γ‚“γ γ‚ˆγ€‚ What the fuck? ahoka をホか?! You're worthless. tsukaenΔ— yatsu dana γ€γ‹γˆγ­γƒΌγ‚„γ€γ γͺ。 eacefu ng. Just ent. My uS with a de. <p><a href="https://novelty-gift-ideas.tumblr.com/post/163688994633/how-to-swear-around-the-world" class="tumblr_blog">novelty-gift-ideas</a>:</p><blockquote><p><b><a href="https://novelty-gift-ideas.com/how-to-swear-around-the-world/"> How to Swear Around the World </a></b><br/></p></blockquote>
Being Alone, Animals, and Dogs: HOW TO
 SWEAR
 AROUND
 THE WORLD
 VAFFANCULO
 CASSE-TOI!
 YUMAGO!
 BY JASON SACHER
 ILLUSTRATIONS BY TOBY TRIUMPH

 Perha
 human being, there
 happily copulates with animals in her
 and mean-spirited picture
 uld truly be reserved for moments of extreme anger.
 take kindly to the mental images that the phrases
 e the most obvious globally
 sho
 We as a species do not t
 below conjure. As you can imagine,
 insulting animal of choice to p
 have fun throwing a few more culturally specific ani
 consider the bears in Bulgaria, and reindeer (of c
 dogs ar
 air with a mother, but certain cultures
 imals in there
 BULGARIAN
 Mayka ti duha na mechki v gorata
 Your performs o
 performs oral sex upon bears in the forest."
 DUTCH
 Zoon van een hoerige kameel!
 Son of a camel whore!"
 With this insult, it's unclear whether one is saying the mother in
 question was a camel that was also a prostitute or a prostitute wh
 serviced camels.
 FINNISH
 Γ„itisi nai poroja!
 Your mother copulates with reindeer!"
 AOTIAN
 Ma see mea mung!
 Your mother enjoys keeping intimate company with dogs!"
 HOW TO SWEAR AROUND THE WORLD
 THE MOTHERLOD

 Fuck off
 uzendayo
 γ†γœγƒΌγ‚“γ γ‚ˆγ€‚
 Motherfucker.
 kisama
 θ²΄ζ§˜γ€‚
 Asshole
 teme
 てめぇー。
 Leave me the fuck alone.
 shitsukΔ—ndayo
 し぀け-γ‚“γ γ‚ˆγ€‚
 I hate you.
 daikirai
 ε€§ε«Œγ„γ€‚
 Ded
 na
 What did you just say!?!
 nandatΓΆ
 γͺんだと
 !?!
 Get out of my way.
 doke
 どけ。
 Go to hell.
 shine
 死ね。
 Eat shit.
 kusokurae
 γγγγ‚‰γˆγ€‚
 Shut the fuck up.
 ussendayo
 うっせ-γ‚“γ γ‚ˆγ€‚
 What the fuck?
 ahoka
 をホか?!
 You're worthless.
 tsukaenΔ— yatsu dana
 γ€γ‹γˆγ­γƒΌγ‚„γ€γ γͺ。
 eacefu
 ng.
 Just
 ent.
 My
 uS
 with a
 de.
<p><a href="https://novelty-gift-ideas.tumblr.com/post/163688994633/how-to-swear-around-the-world" class="tumblr_blog">novelty-gift-ideas</a>:</p><blockquote><p><b><a href="https://novelty-gift-ideas.com/how-to-swear-around-the-world/">

How to Swear Around the World

</a></b><br/></p></blockquote>

<p><a href="https://novelty-gift-ideas.tumblr.com/post/163688994633/how-to-swear-around-the-world" class="tumblr_blog">novelty-gift-ideas</a...

Funny, Converse, and Express: TO ALL EMPLOYEES It has been brought to the management attention that some individuals have been using foul language in the course of normal conversation between employees to complaints from some the easily offended workers, this conduct will no longer tolerated, The management does, however, realise the importance of each person being able properly express their feelings when communicating with their fellow employees. Therefore, the management has compiled the following code phrases so that the proper exchange of ideas and information can continue. OLD PHRASE NEW SE No fucking way. rm not certain that's feasible. Really. You've got to be shitting me. Tell someone who gives a fuck A..... Perhaps you should check with kname> Ask me if I give a fuck ............................................A Of course l'm concerned. it's not my fucking problem wasn't involved in that project. What the fuck? Interesting behaviour. Fuck it, it won't work... Why the fuck didn't you tell me that rm not sure Ican implement this. When the sooner? try to schedule that Who the fuck do you expect me to do this? Perhaps Ican work late fuck cares? Are you sure it's a problem? He's got his head up his ass He's not familiar with the problem. You don't say Eat shit and die. Eat shit and die, motherfucker Excuse me? What the fuck do they want Excuse me, <sir with it? from my life? They weren't happy Kiss my ass. So you'd like my help with that? Fuck it, I'm on salary Duly fucking noted πŸ‘‹πŸ½
Funny, Converse, and Express: TO ALL EMPLOYEES
 It has been brought to the management
 attention that some individuals have been using foul language in
 the course of normal conversation between employees to complaints from some the easily
 offended workers, this conduct will no longer tolerated,
 The management does, however, realise the importance of each person being able properly express
 their feelings when communicating with their fellow employees. Therefore, the
 management has compiled
 the following code phrases so that the proper exchange of ideas and information can continue.
 OLD PHRASE
 NEW SE
 No fucking way.
 rm not certain that's feasible.
 Really.
 You've got to be shitting me.
 Tell someone who gives a fuck
 A..... Perhaps you should check with kname>
 Ask me if I give a fuck ............................................A
 Of course l'm concerned.
 it's not my fucking problem
 wasn't involved in that project.
 What the fuck?
 Interesting behaviour.
 Fuck it, it won't work...
 Why the fuck didn't you tell me that rm not sure Ican implement this.
 When the sooner?
 try to schedule that
 Who the fuck do you expect me to do this? Perhaps Ican work late
 fuck cares?
 Are you sure it's a problem?
 He's got his head up his ass
 He's not familiar with the problem.
 You don't say
 Eat shit and die.
 Eat shit and die, motherfucker Excuse me?
 What the fuck do they want Excuse me, <sir with it?
 from my life?
 They weren't happy Kiss my ass.
 So you'd like my help with that?
 Fuck it, I'm on salary
Duly fucking noted πŸ‘‹πŸ½

Duly fucking noted πŸ‘‹πŸ½