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emu: gerardo tecé @gerardotc Franco, calienta que sales. EXHUMACIÓN DE FRANCO El Supremo avala por unanimidad sacar a Franco del Valle y que no sea enterrado en la Almudena El Alto Tribunal rechaza por unanimidad las pretensiones de los familiares del dictador, que se oponían a levantar la losa y pretendían que sus restos reposaran en la catedral de La Almudena. Los seis magistrados del tribunal han deliberado durante apenas una hora. El Valle de los Caídos. EFE/Archivo Juanjo Cuerda @JJCuerda El wallapop de los Franco se va a poner interesante. @eljueves POSTERS | Paquito. eljueves hp Sales LA SERIE ESPAÑOLA JUEVFLIX DEL MOMENTO elJueves +unjo Caarde 12:38 p. m. 24 sept. 2019 Twitter Web App 225 Retweets 557 Me gusta El Mundo Today EMU @elmund otoday ANOS Los restos de Franco piden al Gobierno cinco minutitos más buff.ly/2mQ8UW9 ME2 FRANCISCO FRANCO 1:05 p. m. 24 sept. 2019 Buffer 1 K Me gusta 371 Retweets El Jueves @eljueves Abascal asegura tener un espacio adecuado para reubicar el cadáver de Franco TE AYIO Abascal asegura tener un espacio adecuado para reubicar el cadáver de Franco "Es un fantasía hecha realidad" dice con una mano en el bolsillo Seljueves.es 12:17 p. m. 24 sept. 2019 Twitter Web App 282 Retweets 747 Me gusta <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="559" data-orig-width="640"><img src="https://66.media.tumblr.com/5d8a646f47a337adea55ccd17bf9e6b8/de666a479849bcde-0f/s540x810/e4041512ddabf1c065641854a7669c545a67690d.png" data-orig-height="559" data-orig-width="640"/></figure>
emu: gerardo tecé
 @gerardotc
 Franco, calienta que sales.
 EXHUMACIÓN DE FRANCO
 El Supremo avala por unanimidad sacar a
 Franco del Valle y que no sea enterrado en la
 Almudena
 El Alto Tribunal rechaza por unanimidad las pretensiones de los familiares del dictador, que se oponían a levantar la losa y
 pretendían que sus restos reposaran en la catedral de La Almudena. Los seis magistrados del tribunal han deliberado durante
 apenas una hora.
 El Valle de los Caídos. EFE/Archivo

 Juanjo Cuerda
 @JJCuerda
 El wallapop de los Franco se va a poner interesante.
 @eljueves
 POSTERS
 | Paquito.
 eljueves
 hp
 Sales
 LA SERIE ESPAÑOLA
 JUEVFLIX DEL MOMENTO
 elJueves +unjo Caarde
 12:38 p. m. 24 sept. 2019 Twitter Web App
 225 Retweets
 557 Me gusta

 El Mundo Today
 EMU @elmund otoday
 ANOS
 Los restos de Franco piden al Gobierno cinco minutitos
 más buff.ly/2mQ8UW9
 ME2
 FRANCISCO FRANCO
 1:05 p. m. 24 sept. 2019 Buffer
 1 K Me gusta
 371 Retweets

 El Jueves
 @eljueves
 Abascal asegura tener un espacio adecuado para
 reubicar el cadáver de Franco
 TE
 AYIO
 Abascal asegura tener un espacio adecuado para reubicar el cadáver de Franco
 "Es un fantasía hecha realidad" dice con una mano en el bolsillo
 Seljueves.es
 12:17 p. m. 24 sept. 2019 Twitter Web App
 282 Retweets
 747 Me gusta
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emu: Australian spy trying to infiltrate the enemy in the Great Emu War (1932)
emu: Australian spy trying to infiltrate the enemy in the Great Emu War (1932)

Australian spy trying to infiltrate the enemy in the Great Emu War (1932)

emu: Last know execution of an emu led by Australian army 1932 (colorized)
emu: Last know execution of an emu led by Australian army 1932 (colorized)

Last know execution of an emu led by Australian army 1932 (colorized)

emu: 2 How Civilian hides among the rubble during the first Emu War, November 1932
emu: 2
 How
Civilian hides among the rubble during the first Emu War, November 1932

Civilian hides among the rubble during the first Emu War, November 1932

emu: wiki How Australian soldier achieving his first kill during the great emu war (1932) colorized
emu: wiki
 How
Australian soldier achieving his first kill during the great emu war (1932) colorized

Australian soldier achieving his first kill during the great emu war (1932) colorized

emu: wilki How The Emu War (1932, Colorized)
emu: wilki How
The Emu War (1932, Colorized)

The Emu War (1932, Colorized)

emu: AN UNWELCOME CHRISTMAS GREETING Emu interrogates enemy-child on captured farm (Christmas 1932, artist‘s reconstruction)
emu: AN UNWELCOME CHRISTMAS GREETING
Emu interrogates enemy-child on captured farm (Christmas 1932, artist‘s reconstruction)

Emu interrogates enemy-child on captured farm (Christmas 1932, artist‘s reconstruction)

emu: zornsable: reversingyourpolarity: elidyce: seananmcguire: priscellie: ecnamor-lacimehc-ym: gallifrey-feels: sociopathic-italian-grandmas: millshouse: meganiun: happyvegetable: kennilworthy-thisp: derinthemadscientist: lumoslouis: soloontherocks: amour-vengeance: later-homenuggets: my friend left her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this look at his self-satisfied little face, the cheeky shit motherfucking australia if there was a post to describe australia, this is it wait.  you mean to tell me this isn’t even a pet bird? that in australia, you have wild birds that just fly from house to house with the express purpose of fucking shit up? fucking HELL australia, what is wrong with you? wake up australia  That’s what birds do They fly around and fuck shit up Do you have some kind of mysterious nice birds in your weird foreign country Do birds in America and England fly into your house and make the bed and tidy up the living room a little bit It’s cold here, so they just bounce off the windows and lie there and twitch spasmodically while you look for the shovel. Basically hurling themselves at windows is the worst thing birds do yeah man a kookaburra literally flew into a classroom at my high school and just sat his smug ass down on top of the desk for a good 20 minutes why has nobody mentioned the fact that in australia there are 3-4 months a year where everybody just accepts that they’re going to get attacked by magpies. It is literally called “swooping season” and these birds will fly down to peck your fucking face, and people get their eyes ripped out and shit, it’s fucking brutal. My teacher had to go to hospital and have surgery because of swooping season. It was in the parking lot of school and all the kids would do a mad dash towards the car as the magpies tried to kill us. no but when you’re 12 years old and riding your bike like mad on the way home from school with an icecream bucket on your head with like branches and shit sticking out if it to scare them off and none of this is considered strange what the actual fuck australia  I am pretty sure all of these Australia stories are a massive, globally-spanning trolling effort, and only the people who have visited the country are allowed to be in on the joke. Nope. Went there. Parrots tried to take our car. Came home IN A FUCKING HURRY. Interesting thing about magpies - they’re not great at identifying individual humans visually, but if you make yourself identifiable in some way they’re usually open to reason. We used to have some very aggressive swoopers in our back yard - as soon as they realised that the humans *inside* the fence never bothered them and were the source of the delicious compost heap, they turned into flying black and white guard dogs who would viciously assault any passing stranger but never bothered anyone inside the yard. Several times they swooped at us when we approached from outside, then when we walked into the yard they would pull up and act incredibly apologetic like sorry ma’am I had no idea it was you I would never please don’t stop stocking the food pile. There was another little group of magpies in the park who would attack any solo pedestrian but never bothered anyone walking a dog or pushing a pram, because apparently those were identifiable traits indicating a non-threatening human. In the spirit of inquiry, I started going out of my way to be polite to the magpies - carefully walking a wide arc around them when they were on the ground, etc - and emitting an identifiable call of ‘hello birdie’ before swooping season started.  I spent the next ten years crossing that park at least once a day and as long as I turned at the first flutter of wings and said ‘hello birdie’ to the magpie waiting to attack as soon as my back was turned, I was fine. Every time, the magpie would stare at me for a minute and then fly off to harass some other pedestrian because apparently the magpies and I, we were cool.  Parrots are a lot less open to negotiation, and the little bastards travel in flocks. Beware the parrots.  Australia: the only country where it is necessary to sign a peace treaty with the birds in order to stay unmangled. They did lose the Emu War, after all.
emu: zornsable:
reversingyourpolarity:

elidyce:

seananmcguire:

priscellie:

ecnamor-lacimehc-ym:

gallifrey-feels:

sociopathic-italian-grandmas:

millshouse:

meganiun:

happyvegetable:

kennilworthy-thisp:

derinthemadscientist:

lumoslouis:

soloontherocks:

amour-vengeance:

later-homenuggets:

my friend left her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this
look at his self-satisfied little face, the cheeky shit
motherfucking australia

if there was a post to describe australia, this is it

wait. 
you mean to tell me this isn’t even a pet bird?
that in australia, you have wild birds that just fly from house to house with the express purpose of fucking shit up?
fucking HELL australia, what is wrong with you?

wake up australia 

That’s what birds do
They fly around and fuck shit up
Do you have some kind of mysterious nice birds in your weird foreign country
Do birds in America and England fly into your house and make the bed and tidy up the living room a little bit

It’s cold here, so they just bounce off the windows and lie there and twitch spasmodically while you look for the shovel.

Basically hurling themselves at windows is the worst thing birds do

yeah man a kookaburra literally flew into a classroom at my high school and just sat his smug ass down on top of the desk for a good 20 minutes

why has nobody mentioned the fact that in australia there are 3-4 months a year where everybody just accepts that they’re going to get attacked by magpies. It is literally called “swooping season” and these birds will fly down to peck your fucking face, and people get their eyes ripped out and shit, it’s fucking brutal.

My teacher had to go to hospital and have surgery because of swooping season. It was in the parking lot of school and all the kids would do a mad dash towards the car as the magpies tried to kill us.

no but when you’re 12 years old and riding your bike like mad on the way home from school with an icecream bucket on your head with like branches and shit sticking out if it to scare them off and none of this is considered strange

what the actual fuck australia 

I am pretty sure all of these Australia stories are a massive, globally-spanning trolling effort, and only the people who have visited the country are allowed to be in on the joke.

Nope.
Went there.
Parrots tried to take our car.
Came home IN A FUCKING HURRY.

Interesting thing about magpies - they’re not great at identifying individual humans visually, but if you make yourself identifiable in some way they’re usually open to reason. We used to have some very aggressive swoopers in our back yard - as soon as they realised that the humans *inside* the fence never bothered them and were the source of the delicious compost heap, they turned into flying black and white guard dogs who would viciously assault any passing stranger but never bothered anyone inside the yard. Several times they swooped at us when we approached from outside, then when we walked into the yard they would pull up and act incredibly apologetic like sorry ma’am I had no idea it was you I would never please don’t stop stocking the food pile.
There was another little group of magpies in the park who would attack any solo pedestrian but never bothered anyone walking a dog or pushing a pram, because apparently those were identifiable traits indicating a non-threatening human. In the spirit of inquiry, I started going out of my way to be polite to the magpies - carefully walking a wide arc around them when they were on the ground, etc - and emitting an identifiable call of ‘hello birdie’ before swooping season started. 
I spent the next ten years crossing that park at least once a day and as long as I turned at the first flutter of wings and said ‘hello birdie’ to the magpie waiting to attack as soon as my back was turned, I was fine. Every time, the magpie would stare at me for a minute and then fly off to harass some other pedestrian because apparently the magpies and I, we were cool. 
Parrots are a lot less open to negotiation, and the little bastards travel in flocks. Beware the parrots. 

Australia: the only country where it is necessary to sign a peace treaty with the birds in order to stay unmangled. 

They did lose the Emu War, after all.

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emu: Great Emu War veteran returning home (1932, colorized)
emu: Great Emu War veteran returning home (1932, colorized)

Great Emu War veteran returning home (1932, colorized)

emu: An informant pictured with Australian soldiers during the Emu war (1932)
emu: An informant pictured with Australian soldiers during the Emu war (1932)

An informant pictured with Australian soldiers during the Emu war (1932)

emu: Horrific torture methods used by the Emu on captured Australian PoW, taken December 7th, 1932 at the height of The Great Emu War. This is the last known photo of Pvt. Mundy. No body was never recovered.
emu: Horrific torture methods used by the Emu on captured Australian PoW, taken December 7th, 1932 at the height of The Great Emu War. This is the last known photo of Pvt. Mundy. No body was never recovered.

Horrific torture methods used by the Emu on captured Australian PoW, taken December 7th, 1932 at the height of The Great Emu War. This is...

emu: if i were a zookeeper my intrusive thoughts would be wild pumpkinvictor brain: slap that penguin. right across his little blubbery tummy. it'll jiggle. me: no??? that's mean??? brain: polar bear, then pumpkinvictor brain: the lons just got fed raw meat brain: steal it and eat it in front of them me:.. pumpkinvictor ttle-king-smashmouth AS A ZOOKEEPERI CAN CONFIRM THIS IS 100% A REAL STRUGGLE rowan i want you to know that this is the best possible reply i could have received I work with animals and this is true for me. No, I cannot eat sea stars out the touch tank no matter HOW good you think the cronch will be, brain. sometimes you wonder what was going through the head of the first human to eat something really weird and then you see this post and stop wondering harinezumiko This 100% was me at the zoo. Don't touch Melon, he's mean. Okay, but I have to touch Bob to make him get his stupid emu head out of my shirt, so what if I also touch Melon until he likes it? Sephiroth is angery because he has one wing and sometimes attacks people? I want to pet him also. Also he won't get off the rock I have to clean anyway, surely a little pets on the good side will be fine. Martha and Stewart are assholes that tag-team while the pond is filling? I bet I could CUDDLE THEM The female deer will excitedly nuzzle you in the stomach for feeding them. This is fine, because they don't have antlers. The male deer is locked up while we're putting out food because he will gouge you to death with his little nubby asymmetrical homs, because he thinks the females are doing it. The entire monkey enclosure will eat your fingers for a single fruit loop. They also have the smallest arms and can reach through holes they ve made in the tarp on the gate to their enclosure. Do not hold hands with the monkeys. (2nd gen old man monkey will also pee on the keepers that don't give him fruit loops. He is a jerk) The rehabilitated bear that still sits like she's on a couch because she did that when she was living in a crack house? Yes, she looks chill. Yes, she looks The Softest. No, do not pet her back through the fence. No, do not go into the corridor and try to offer treats for pets. Big Mac does not know he will break your ribs, but YOU know he will break your ribs. Do not enter Big Mac's enclosure no matter how much he chuffs and displays his belly and rubs on the cage and looks sad. Yes, he genuinely wants pets. Yes, Pinkie is deliberately getting pets where he can see it as a sign of dominance even though she's a housecat and he could eat her in approximately one bite. The turtle is mean. Period. He is an old man and he does not like you. He does not like the parrot getting fries and he does not like that he is in a kiddie pool to warm up because his enclosure lost power, and he does not like you behind him preparing food for the owls and raptors. Petting him will not help this. He will rock back and forth and mean mug you forever because he is a grumpy old man. All of the rabbits need more handling on principle. They don't know you and they äre very distressed that you're täking their poop away. They can learn, a little, kind of. The guinea pig is insane and will not leam. Do not pet the guinea pig. this post is gathering some highly blessed zoo stories i love it! thank you as biologist, can confirm brain: that frog is very small me: well spotted, brain brain: put smol frog in mouth me: no! brain: that lynx.. .Jooks so fluffy me: it does brain: we should pet it. me: it's awake and angry so no. brain: baaaaby bunny. me: yup brain: baby bunny goes in pocket me: nooo it doesn't. Ah-I read the one about the sea star crunch and I immediately thought of if I ate one, what goo would come out. Would it be like a mozzarella stick? The texture seems to fit right. What if someone served someone a sea star instead of a mozzarella stick in the shape of a sea star? Would they eat t? Would IilI eat it? What if I knew it was a sea star? Would I STILL eat i? I kinda just want mozzarella sticks but now they could all be sea star limbs so I have to be careful... Source: snowquee.. Wanimal Bintrusive thoughts 8200 98,700 notes Intrusive Thoughts
emu: if i were a zookeeper my intrusive thoughts would be wild
 pumpkinvictor
 brain: slap that penguin. right across his little blubbery
 tummy. it'll jiggle.
 me: no??? that's mean???
 brain: polar bear, then
 pumpkinvictor
 brain: the lons just got fed raw meat
 brain: steal it and eat it in front of them
 me:..
 pumpkinvictor
 ttle-king-smashmouth
 AS A ZOOKEEPERI CAN
 CONFIRM THIS IS 100% A REAL
 STRUGGLE
 rowan i want you to know that this is the best possible reply i
 could have received
 I work with animals and this is true for me. No, I cannot eat
 sea stars out the touch tank no matter HOW good you think
 the cronch will be, brain.
 sometimes you wonder what was going through the head of
 the first human to eat something really weird and then you
 see this post and stop wondering
 harinezumiko
 This 100% was me at the zoo. Don't touch Melon, he's mean.
 Okay, but I have to touch Bob to make him get his stupid emu
 head out of my shirt, so what if I also touch Melon until he
 likes it?
 Sephiroth is angery because he has one wing and sometimes
 attacks people? I want to pet him also. Also he won't get off
 the rock I have to clean anyway, surely a little pets on the
 good side will be fine.
 Martha and Stewart are assholes that tag-team while the
 pond is filling? I bet I could CUDDLE THEM
 The female deer will excitedly nuzzle you in the stomach for
 feeding them. This is fine, because they don't have antlers.
 The male deer is locked up while we're putting out food
 because he will gouge you to death with his little nubby
 asymmetrical homs, because he thinks the females are doing
 it.
 The entire monkey enclosure will eat your fingers for a single
 fruit loop. They also have the smallest arms and can reach
 through holes they ve made in the tarp on the gate to their
 enclosure. Do not hold hands with the monkeys. (2nd gen old
 man monkey will also pee on the keepers that don't give him
 fruit loops. He is a jerk)
 The rehabilitated bear that still sits like she's on a couch
 because she did that when she was living in a crack house?
 Yes, she looks chill. Yes, she looks The Softest. No, do not
 pet her back through the fence. No, do not go into the corridor
 and try to offer treats for pets.
 Big Mac does not know he will break your ribs, but YOU know
 he will break your ribs. Do not enter Big Mac's enclosure no
 matter how much he chuffs and displays his belly and rubs on
 the cage and looks sad. Yes, he genuinely wants pets. Yes,
 Pinkie is deliberately getting pets where he can see it as a
 sign of dominance even though she's a housecat and he
 could eat her in approximately one bite.
 The turtle is mean. Period. He is an old man and he does not
 like you. He does not like the parrot getting fries and he does
 not like that he is in a kiddie pool to warm up because his
 enclosure lost power, and he does not like you behind him
 preparing food for the owls and raptors. Petting him will not
 help this. He will rock back and forth and mean mug you
 forever because he is a
 grumpy old man.
 All of the rabbits need more handling on principle. They don't
 know you and they äre very distressed that you're täking their
 poop away. They can learn, a little, kind of. The guinea pig is
 insane and will not leam. Do not pet the guinea pig.
 this post is gathering some highly blessed zoo stories i love it!
 thank you
 as biologist, can confirm
 brain: that frog is very small
 me: well spotted, brain
 brain: put smol frog in mouth
 me: no!
 brain: that lynx.. .Jooks so fluffy
 me: it does
 brain: we should pet it.
 me: it's awake and
 angry so no.
 brain: baaaaby bunny.
 me: yup
 brain: baby bunny goes in pocket
 me: nooo it doesn't.
 Ah-I read the one about the sea star crunch and I
 immediately thought of if I ate one, what goo would come out.
 Would it be like a mozzarella stick? The texture seems to fit
 right. What if someone served someone a sea star instead of
 a mozzarella stick in the shape of a sea star? Would they eat
 t? Would IilI eat it? What if I knew it was a sea star? Would I
 STILL eat i? I kinda just want mozzarella sticks but now they
 could all be sea star limbs so I have to be careful...
 Source: snowquee..
 Wanimal Bintrusive thoughts 8200
 98,700 notes
Intrusive Thoughts

Intrusive Thoughts

emu: famousflowerof-manhattan: fruitsgarden: becausebirds: Playing fetch with an emu. this is the fiunniest Ffcuking thing i ve ever fuckin g seen Oh my god??
emu: famousflowerof-manhattan:
fruitsgarden:

becausebirds:

Playing fetch with an emu.

this is the fiunniest Ffcuking thing i ve ever fuckin g seen 

Oh my god??

famousflowerof-manhattan: fruitsgarden: becausebirds: Playing fetch with an emu. this is the fiunniest Ffcuking thing i ve ever fuckin...

emu: Australian soldier looking to confirm kills finds only a cloud of feathers. The Great Emu War, 1932, Western Australia.
emu: Australian soldier looking to confirm kills finds only a cloud of feathers. The Great Emu War, 1932, Western Australia.

Australian soldier looking to confirm kills finds only a cloud of feathers. The Great Emu War, 1932, Western Australia.

emu: An Australian sniper takes aim at the approaching emu hoard (1932)
emu: An Australian sniper takes aim at the approaching emu hoard (1932)

An Australian sniper takes aim at the approaching emu hoard (1932)

emu: THERES ONLY ONE WAY To KIL AN EMU SCENES FROM THE SHOOT HIM THROUGH THE BACK OF THE HEAD WHILE HIS MOUTH IS CLOSED OR THROUGH THE FRONT OF HIS HEAD WHEN HIS MOUTH IS OPEN" A SOLDIER SEPTEMBER, 1932: A HISTORIC DROUGHT LEADS THE INLAND EMU HORDES TOWARD HUMAN LANDS IN SEARCH OF FoOD. TWEET TWE TWEET W小 (M EARLY OCTOBER: AUSTRALIAN FARMERS ARE DRIVEN FROM THEIR HOMES BY BATTALIONS OF RAVENOUS EMUS. TWEET TNEET LATE OCTOBER: A ROYAL AUSTRALIAN İİ OCTOBER 31: THE FIRST BATTLE ARTILLERY DETACHMENT, ARMED OF THE GREAT EMU WAR IS WITH MACHINE GUNS AND 10,000 POSTPONED DUE TO RAIN ROUNDS OF AMMUNITON, IS SENT TO RETAKE THE OCCUPIED FARMS NoVEMBER THE EMUS MOBILITYNOVEMBER 2: MORE THAN 1,000 DURABILITY, AND BLIND PANIC EMUS ESCAPE AN AMBUSH AS TWEET TWEET RENDER THEM VIRTUALLY IMMUNE HUMAN FORCES RELOAD. FEWER THAN To MACHINE GUN BULLETS TWELVE EMUS REPORTED DEAD NOVEMBER 4: ATTEMPTS To KILL THEM WITH TRUCK-MOUNTED GUNS ARE ABANDONED AFTER AN EMU GETS CAUGHT IN A STEERING WHEEL TWEET NOVEMBER 5: EACH PACK SEEMS TO NOVEMBER 8 PARLIAMENT ROLLS HAVE ITS LEADER NOW -A BIG BLACK COLLECTIVE EYES, SUGGESTS ANy TWEET PLUMED BIRD WHICH STANDS FULLY MEDALS SHOULD GO TO EMUS WHO SIX FEET HIGH AND KEEPS WATCH HAVE WON EVERY ROUND So FAR NoVEMBER 9 AUSTRALIA DECLARES DEFEAT, RELINQUISHES OCCUPIED TERRITORY TO NEW EMU OVERLORDS. TWEET O2ols KoRJIN BRIGGS ww VeritableHokum.com optimysticals: dat-soldier: shadowmaat: enrique262: The disastrous Australian Emu War. Someone turned it into a comic. YES. never forget the emu war And the rest of the world is like, “WTF Mate?”
emu: THERES ONLY ONE WAY To KIL AN EMU SCENES FROM THE
 SHOOT HIM THROUGH THE BACK OF THE
 HEAD WHILE HIS MOUTH IS CLOSED
 OR THROUGH THE FRONT OF HIS HEAD
 WHEN HIS MOUTH IS OPEN" A SOLDIER
 SEPTEMBER, 1932: A HISTORIC DROUGHT LEADS THE INLAND
 EMU HORDES TOWARD HUMAN LANDS IN SEARCH OF FoOD.
 TWEET
 TWE
 TWEET
 W小
 (M
 EARLY OCTOBER: AUSTRALIAN FARMERS ARE DRIVEN FROM
 THEIR HOMES BY BATTALIONS OF RAVENOUS EMUS.
 TWEET
 TNEET

 LATE OCTOBER: A ROYAL AUSTRALIAN İİ OCTOBER 31: THE FIRST BATTLE
 ARTILLERY DETACHMENT, ARMED OF THE GREAT EMU WAR IS
 WITH MACHINE GUNS AND 10,000 POSTPONED DUE TO RAIN
 ROUNDS OF AMMUNITON, IS SENT
 TO RETAKE THE OCCUPIED FARMS
 NoVEMBER THE EMUS MOBILITYNOVEMBER 2: MORE THAN 1,000
 DURABILITY, AND BLIND PANIC EMUS ESCAPE AN AMBUSH AS
 TWEET
 TWEET
 RENDER THEM VIRTUALLY IMMUNE HUMAN FORCES RELOAD. FEWER THAN
 To MACHINE GUN BULLETS
 TWELVE EMUS REPORTED DEAD
 NOVEMBER 4: ATTEMPTS To KILL THEM WITH TRUCK-MOUNTED GUNS
 ARE ABANDONED AFTER AN EMU GETS CAUGHT IN A STEERING WHEEL
 TWEET

 NOVEMBER 5: EACH PACK SEEMS TO NOVEMBER 8 PARLIAMENT ROLLS
 HAVE ITS LEADER NOW -A BIG BLACK COLLECTIVE EYES, SUGGESTS ANy
 TWEET
 PLUMED BIRD WHICH STANDS FULLY MEDALS SHOULD GO TO EMUS WHO
 SIX FEET HIGH AND KEEPS WATCH HAVE WON EVERY ROUND So FAR
 NoVEMBER 9 AUSTRALIA DECLARES DEFEAT, RELINQUISHES
 OCCUPIED TERRITORY TO NEW EMU OVERLORDS.
 TWEET
 O2ols KoRJIN BRIGGS ww VeritableHokum.com
optimysticals:

dat-soldier:

shadowmaat:

enrique262:

The disastrous Australian Emu War.

Someone turned it into a comic. YES.


never forget the emu war

And the rest of the world is like, “WTF Mate?”

optimysticals: dat-soldier: shadowmaat: enrique262: The disastrous Australian Emu War. Someone turned it into a comic. YES. never...

emu: An Australian prisoner of war is brutally executed by Emu commander Theodesius Knickerknacker during the Perth Offensive of the Emu War (November 29th, 1932)
emu: An Australian prisoner of war is brutally executed by Emu commander Theodesius Knickerknacker during the Perth Offensive of the Emu War (November 29th, 1932)

An Australian prisoner of war is brutally executed by Emu commander Theodesius Knickerknacker during the Perth Offensive of the Emu War (...

emu: gettyimages 108224244 An Australian civilian imprisoned during the Emu War (1932, colorized)
emu: gettyimages
 108224244
An Australian civilian imprisoned during the Emu War (1932, colorized)

An Australian civilian imprisoned during the Emu War (1932, colorized)

emu: Emu mocks two Australian POWs - Emu War (1934) *colorized*
emu: Emu mocks two Australian POWs - Emu War (1934) *colorized*

Emu mocks two Australian POWs - Emu War (1934) *colorized*