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English To Spanish: >Playing an obscure but good online game >It's a 2D turn-based team shooter set in space, with shots being affected by gravity of the planetoids and stars >Playing with three other random guys, but one dropped out >So it's down to just me a random guy, and a random guy that speaks Spanish >English-speaking random guy (let's call him orange because that was his team color) has one dude out of six left >MFW he uses a Planet Shield >Basically shields the entire planet you're on, but you can still shoot out >Also, it's a second level, so it takes three shots to nullify >I break the shield, taking a few casualties in the process >MFW he puts up ANOTHER one >Now this is called turtling, ladies and gentlemen >And it's really cheap and not fun at all >I tell him he isn't being a very fun person to play against His response is no rage? >This man was literally just trying to make me mad >Welp, time to deal with this in the only way I can >Look up English-to-Spanish >Send message to spanishbro >Message says "Please help me fight orange, he isn't playing fair" >Get message back bueno >We in business boi >Me and spanishbro nullify the shield >It's his turn now >Orange is spamming out messages along the lines of "TAKE HIM DowN", "YOU CAN DO IT", "YOU ARE STRONGER THAN ANYONE" >are you seriously trying to convince him to not kill you m8 >Spanish bro shoots Orange's last guy, literally sending him flying into space and out of bounds >Spanish bro types one word in english Honor" >MFW Orange leaves game
English To Spanish: >Playing an obscure but good online game
 >It's a 2D turn-based team shooter set in space, with shots being affected by gravity of the planetoids and stars
 >Playing with three other random guys, but one dropped out
 >So it's down to just me
 a random guy, and a random guy that speaks Spanish
 >English-speaking random guy (let's call him orange because that was his team color) has one dude out of six left
 >MFW he uses a Planet Shield
 >Basically shields the entire planet you're on, but you can still shoot out
 >Also, it's a second level, so it takes three shots to nullify
 >I break the shield, taking a few casualties in the process
 >MFW he puts up ANOTHER one
 >Now this is called turtling, ladies and gentlemen
 >And it's really cheap and not fun at all
 >I tell him he isn't being a very fun person to play against
 His response is
 no rage?
 >This man was literally just trying to make me mad
 >Welp, time to deal with this in the only way I can
 >Look up English-to-Spanish
 >Send message to spanishbro
 >Message says "Please help me fight orange, he isn't playing fair"
 >Get message back
 bueno
 >We in business boi
 >Me and spanishbro nullify the shield
 >It's his turn now
 >Orange is spamming out messages along the lines of "TAKE HIM DowN", "YOU CAN DO IT", "YOU ARE
 STRONGER THAN ANYONE"
 >are you seriously trying to convince him to not kill you m8
 >Spanish bro shoots Orange's last guy, literally sending him flying into space and out of bounds
 >Spanish bro types one word in english
 Honor"
 >MFW Orange leaves game