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Bad, Click, and Dank: File: OC02C482-45DC-461D-B3F1-4().jpg (437 KB, 1764x1764) I fucking hate Reddit Anonymous 09/14/18(Fri)21:53:58 No.48123338 [Reply] Original post about Reddit hating 6 replies and 1 image omitted. Click here to view Anonymous 09/14/18(Fri)22:09:32 No.4812355648123582 >that feel when you search for something and a reddit article is the only result >that feel when you click the link and can suddenly feel the judgmental aura of several anonymous people in your room Anonymous 09/14/18(Fri)22:10:40 No.4812357648123626 File: Q5UAXpYpng (43 KB, 542x602) >48123490 Anne frankly, I did nazi that coming. I literally came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, 11/10 with rice, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should've at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. Jet fuel can't melt dank memes, that stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. /r/dadiokes. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive, I'll just leave this here: This is my [fjirst post, be gentle Edit: LOL this blew up. RIP my inbox Anonymous 09/14/18(Fri)22:11:04 No.48123582 48123556 I always open reddit links in a private tab, no need to have that shit clogging up my Google results any more than it does Activate Windows Go to Settings to activate Windows
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 I fucking hate Reddit Anonymous 09/14/18(Fri)21:53:58 No.48123338 [Reply]
 Original post about Reddit hating
 6 replies and 1 image omitted. Click here to view
 Anonymous 09/14/18(Fri)22:09:32 No.4812355648123582
 >that feel when you search for something and a reddit article is the only result
 >that feel when you click the link and can suddenly feel the judgmental aura of several anonymous people in your room
 Anonymous 09/14/18(Fri)22:10:40 No.4812357648123626
 File: Q5UAXpYpng (43 KB, 542x602)
 >48123490
 Anne frankly, I did nazi that coming. I literally came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost
 it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were
 shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. I know that feel, bro, and
 while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, 11/10 with rice, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good
 man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should've at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You
 I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4
 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree
 fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD
 ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit
 so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. Jet fuel can't melt dank memes, that
 stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Circlejerk must be
 leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH
 FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever,
 so you wouldn't download a strawman. /r/dadiokes. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive, I'll just leave
 this here: This is my [fjirst post, be gentle
 Edit: LOL this blew up. RIP my inbox
 Anonymous 09/14/18(Fri)22:11:04 No.48123582
 48123556
 I always open reddit links in a private tab, no need to have that shit clogging up my Google results any more than it does
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Click, Family, and Head: Kansas woman told birth certificate wasn't enough to prove citizenship for passport Born and raised in Kansas, Gwyneth Barbara didn't expect this kind of hassle FAIRWAY, KS (KCTV)-Born and raised in Kansas, Gwyneth Barbara didn't expect this kind of hassle. Barbara had been issued a U.S. passport before, but this time around, Barbara was told her birth certificate wasn't good enough to prove her citizenship. "It's like they're retroactively declaring that I was never a citizen," Barbara said Barbara was born in a farmhouse in the 1970s in Leavenworth County. She had a birth certificate. Her father went to the courthouse days after she was born to certify her birth raised seal and all. The local passport agency accepted her documentation as satisfactory for her passport application. Days later, she received a letter from the federal division of the U.S. Passport Agency out of Houston, TX, telling her the application was denied and required further documentation. "I have a birth certificate it was accepted before, why wouldn't it be accepted again?" Barbara explained. The letter stated, because her birth certificate was not issued at a institution or hospital, it was not considered proof enough of her citizenship. She received a letter asking her to submit any number of the listed additional documents "Border crossing card or green card for your parents issued prior to your birth? My parents were born in the United States....Early religious records? We don't have any. Family Bible? They won't accept a birth certificate but they will accept a family Bible?" Barbara said. Meantime, she did her best to dig up any of the random documents she was be asking to provide. "I was absolutely furious. I went to sleep yelling at the passport agency in my head. I woke up yelling at them in my head," she said. After weeks of unreturned phone calls and unanswered questions, Barbara contacted U.S. Senator Jerry Moran's office for help. The senator's office launched an inquiry and followed up with another. A few days later, Barbara received her passport in the mail, with no explanation. According to the federal website, there is no policy stating a birth certificate must come from a hospital or other official institution. To see all of the requirements click here. When KCTV5 called the U.S. Passport Agency, the employee answering the phone said a county issued birth certificate for a home birth was acceptable for a passport application, but in some cases, that decision is made on a "case by case basis. When KCTVS asked the U.S. Passport Agency for an interview or comment, KCTV5 received an email directing KCTV5 to the passport application website KCTV5 contacted Moran's office, asking for more details concerning what transpired after Barbara contacted the senator's office and soon received her passport in the mail. A spokesperson for Moran told KCTV5 that the office was not able to comment on private citizen issues. Barbara is concerned, if this happened to her without this being an official federal policy, what may happen next. She contacted KCTV5 because she felt it was important to notify citizens about what was, to her, a surprising, inexplicable hurdle she had to overcome to prove she was born in the United States. I needed a new long form birth certificate to get my passport. Had to drive two hours to the closest federal building to fill out one paper that took me 3 minute then I had to wait in line for 15 minutes just so the guy could stamp it in front of me and hand him two stamps. Now this wasn't that big of a hassle for me my days off of work are Wednesday and Thursday but I can see how this could effect someone else. What's great is after January 1, 2019 in Pennsylvania you will be required to have a passport to get into federal and state buildings due to the realD law change. My question is how are you going to go get your birth certificate from the federal government to get the passport to get into the federal building afte they change this. That's completely fucked, and that's not even considering that passports cost money. The system is getting ready to start an ethnic cleansing. Fuente: fromacomrade 647 notas
Click, Family, and Head: Kansas woman told birth
 certificate wasn't enough to prove
 citizenship for passport
 Born and raised in Kansas, Gwyneth Barbara didn't
 expect this kind of hassle
 FAIRWAY, KS (KCTV)-Born and raised in Kansas,
 Gwyneth Barbara didn't expect this kind of hassle.
 Barbara had been issued a U.S. passport before, but
 this time around, Barbara was told her birth certificate
 wasn't good enough to prove her citizenship.
 "It's like they're retroactively declaring that I was never a
 citizen," Barbara said
 Barbara was born in a farmhouse in the 1970s in
 Leavenworth County. She had a birth certificate. Her
 father went to the courthouse days after she was born
 to certify her birth raised seal and all.
 The local passport agency accepted her documentation
 as satisfactory for her passport application. Days
 later, she received a letter from the federal division of
 the U.S. Passport Agency out of Houston, TX, telling
 her the application was denied and required further
 documentation.
 "I have a birth certificate it was accepted before, why
 wouldn't it be accepted again?" Barbara explained.
 The letter stated, because her birth certificate was not
 issued at a institution or hospital, it was not considered
 proof enough of her citizenship.
 She received a letter asking her to submit any number
 of the listed additional documents
 "Border crossing card or green card for your parents
 issued prior to your birth? My parents were born in the
 United States....Early religious records? We don't have
 any. Family Bible? They won't accept a birth certificate
 but they will accept a family Bible?" Barbara said.
 Meantime, she did her best to dig up any of the random
 documents she was be asking to provide.
 "I was absolutely furious. I went to sleep yelling at the
 passport agency in my head. I woke up yelling at them
 in my head," she said.
 After weeks of unreturned phone calls and unanswered
 questions, Barbara contacted U.S. Senator Jerry
 Moran's office for help. The senator's office launched
 an inquiry and followed up with another. A few days
 later, Barbara received her passport in the mail, with no
 explanation.
 According to the federal website, there is no policy
 stating a birth certificate must come from a hospital or
 other official institution. To see all of the requirements
 click here.
 When KCTV5 called the U.S. Passport Agency, the
 employee answering the phone said a county issued
 birth certificate for a home birth was acceptable for a
 passport application, but in some cases, that decision
 is made on a "case by case basis.
 When KCTVS asked the U.S. Passport Agency for
 an interview or comment, KCTV5 received an email
 directing KCTV5 to the passport application website
 KCTV5 contacted Moran's office, asking for more
 details concerning what transpired after Barbara
 contacted the senator's office and soon received her
 passport in the mail. A spokesperson for Moran told
 KCTV5 that the office was not able to comment on
 private citizen issues.
 Barbara is concerned, if this happened to her without
 this being an official federal policy, what may happen
 next. She contacted KCTV5 because she felt it was
 important to notify citizens about what was, to her, a
 surprising, inexplicable hurdle she had to overcome to
 prove she was born in the United States.
 I needed a new long form birth certificate to get my
 passport. Had to drive two hours to the closest federal
 building to fill out one paper that took me 3 minute then
 I had to wait in line for 15 minutes just so the guy could
 stamp it in front of me and hand him two stamps. Now
 this wasn't that big of a hassle for me my days off of
 work are Wednesday and Thursday but I can see how
 this could effect someone else. What's great is after
 January 1, 2019 in Pennsylvania you will be required to
 have a passport to get into federal and state buildings
 due to the realD law change. My question is how are
 you going to go get your birth certificate from the
 federal government to get the passport to get into the
 federal building afte they change this.
 That's completely fucked, and that's not even
 considering that passports cost money. The system is
 getting ready to start an ethnic cleansing.
 Fuente: fromacomrade
 647 notas
Ass, Best Buy, and Complex: SOTA Star Saphire Turntable, minty Please Contact Hi Tom, what are you asking for this table? 9h Also do you have any photographs? 9h I'm assuming everything works correctly? 8h Everything works as it did when it was new Low hours on it. Asking fair market value. No photos as it is packed up in the box.Sotas in this model all look alike. Oak wood. Lots of pics on Google and on Ebay for this model. 6h Having a hard time finding market value, nothing on eBay or CAM at the moment. It's not a common product. It would be easier if you have a rough asking price and we can go from there 5h I am not sure what they are selling for either, that is why I say best fair market offer,in person with cash in hand. It appears that you do not know a fair price to offer so l suggest that you look for something that you know the value of. How can anyone buy Type a message SOTA Star Saphire Turntable, minty Please Contact I am not sure what they are selling for either, that is why I say best fair market offer in person with cash in hand. It appears that you do not know a fair price to offer so l suggest that you look for something that you know the value of. How can anyone buy anything, if they do not know what the item is worth.? 4h Sorry man, pricing on Kijiji usually has more to do with the value of the item to the owner and their need to sell it. I know this is a high quality turntable, I also know it is a complex design and is an older model, I'll take your word that it works but there is no warranty and parts are scarce. Without market pricing available and your unwillingness to share its value to you I'm not really ready to drive for 3 hours to potentially have my offer declined. My budget is $700. If you can agree to that I'll come purchase it. 4h High end audio products were never intended to be sold to with low end buyers or low end "budget or" Walmart type people I Type a message... SOTA Star Saphire Turntable, minty Please Contact High end audio products were never intended to be sold to with low end buyers or low end "budget or" Walmart type people I have an low mileage MB 560 sl that I will be selling also. It too, was never meant to be sold to low end "budget" or "Walmart" type buyers. As a matter of fact, 98% of items that I own, were not intended for the low end type of consumer. I suggest that people like you, do their shopping at Walmart or for your best stuff, try Best Buy Both stores accept credit cards and you can make monthly payments They have items that will fulfill your needs. I am sorry but items that I have are way out of your league. Do not try to buy expensive items from the "have people for bottom feeder prices, Buy from stores or people that cater to your own kind. I really do not your types around me or my neighborhood so do not try to infringe on us. BYE. 3h On the other hand perhaps the best place for that turntable of yours is up your ass you condescending peice of shit. Maybe you could spend some of your "high end" wealth on some friends so you can learn some common decency. Good luck! Type a message... SOTA Star Saphire Turntable, minty Please Contact Good luck! 3h Hey loser Stick with your own class of people.lf you want to have the better things in life the go to school and get an education and enter a profession that will enable you to buy quality items. There a lots of your types on kijiji, unfortunately for folks like me Being rude to better quality people is not going to help you get good stuff. We are aware of your type and we simply, do not you around us, not on the golf course,not on the tennis court and not on the ski resorts Our kids do not want to associate with your types either You and you bottom feeder buddies are just not welcome anywhere that we go. We did not spend years in school to give our items to a scummy bottom feeder. If my kids do not my stuff it will be crushed and discarded into a dumpster, before I sell it to a lowlife slob I will crush it, as so the bottom feeders do not have a hope in hell, of getting their grub hooks on it. How do you like that for common decency? 31m Hilarious. just now You sound like a real nice guy just now Type a message.. A real high class guy...
Ass, Best Buy, and Complex: SOTA Star Saphire Turntable, minty
 Please Contact
 Hi Tom, what are you asking for this table?
 9h
 Also do you have any photographs?
 9h
 I'm assuming everything works correctly?
 8h
 Everything works as it did when it was new Low hours on it. Asking
 fair market value. No photos as it is packed up in the box.Sotas in
 this model all look alike. Oak wood. Lots of pics on Google and on
 Ebay for this model.
 6h
 Having a hard time finding market value, nothing on eBay or CAM
 at the moment. It's not a common product. It would be easier if
 you have a rough asking price and we can go from there
 5h
 I am not sure what they are selling for either, that is why I say best
 fair market offer,in person with cash in hand. It appears that you
 do not know a fair price to offer so l suggest that you look for
 something that you know the value of. How can anyone buy
 Type a message

 SOTA Star Saphire Turntable, minty
 Please Contact
 I am not sure what they are selling for either, that is why I say best
 fair market offer in person with cash in hand. It appears that you
 do not know a fair price to offer so l suggest that you look for
 something that you know the value of. How can anyone buy
 anything, if they do not know what the item is worth.?
 4h
 Sorry man, pricing on Kijiji usually has more to do with the value of
 the item to the owner and their need to sell it.
 I know this is a high quality turntable, I also know it is a complex
 design and is an older model, I'll take your word that it works but
 there is no warranty and parts are scarce.
 Without market pricing available and your unwillingness to share
 its value to you I'm not really ready to drive for 3 hours to
 potentially have my offer declined.
 My budget is $700. If you can agree to that I'll come purchase it.
 4h
 High end audio products were never intended to be sold to with
 low end buyers or low end "budget or" Walmart type people I
 Type a message...

 SOTA Star Saphire Turntable, minty
 Please Contact
 High end audio products were never intended to be sold to with
 low end buyers or low end "budget or" Walmart type people I
 have an low mileage MB 560 sl that I will be selling also. It too, was
 never meant to be sold to low end "budget" or "Walmart" type
 buyers. As a matter of fact, 98% of items that I own, were not
 intended for the low end type of consumer. I suggest that people
 like you, do their shopping at Walmart or for your best stuff, try
 Best Buy Both stores accept credit cards and you can make
 monthly payments They have items that will fulfill your needs. I am
 sorry but items that I have are way out of your league. Do not try to
 buy expensive items from the "have people for bottom feeder
 prices, Buy from stores or people that cater to your own kind. I
 really do not your types around me or my neighborhood so do not
 try to infringe on us. BYE.
 3h
 On the other hand perhaps the best place for that turntable of
 yours is up your ass you condescending peice of shit.
 Maybe you could spend some of your "high end" wealth on some
 friends so you can learn some common decency.
 Good luck!
 Type a message...

 SOTA Star Saphire Turntable, minty
 Please Contact
 Good luck!
 3h
 Hey loser Stick with your own class of people.lf you want to have
 the better things in life the go to school and get an education and
 enter a profession that will enable you to buy quality items. There
 a lots of your types on kijiji, unfortunately for folks like me Being
 rude to better quality people is not going to help you get good
 stuff. We are aware of your type and we simply, do not you around
 us, not on the golf course,not on the tennis court and not on the ski
 resorts Our kids do not want to associate with your types either
 You and you bottom feeder buddies are just not welcome
 anywhere that we go. We did not spend years in school to give our
 items to a scummy bottom feeder. If my kids do not my stuff it will
 be crushed and discarded into a dumpster, before I sell it to a
 lowlife slob I will crush it, as so the bottom feeders do not have a
 hope in hell, of getting their grub hooks on it. How do you like that
 for common decency?
 31m
 Hilarious.
 just now
 You sound like a real nice guy
 just now
 Type a message..
A real high class guy...

A real high class guy...

Beautiful, Gif, and Love: ER LIKED YOU ON 17/08/2018. Hey beautiful pics, lets do two truths one lie i lost my virginity when i was 21. I live on my own and im allergic to wasps x Wed 22 Aug, 15:23 U gonna guess ha x Fri 24 Aug, 23:25 Sorry I'm rubbish at replying on here! Thank you hmm I think the wasps one is a lie x Sen Sat 25 Aug, 22:41 No i lost my virginity when i was 17 X ld love to strip u to your underwear and tie you to a chair and then tease you striping slowly to my boxers then grind my groin against your knickers watching them get wet then id get on my knees and rub you pussy through u knickers looking up at u moaning with pleasure id then pull my boxers of to reveal my huge cock and look at your face in excitement and u drooling over it. id then sit on the chair with u letting u pussy feel my hard cock poking it then id stand up and tell u to open u mouth as i slide it in let u have a little suck oon it pushing it all way to the end of your throat. id then pull your knickers off and spread your legs wide so i can slide my tongue into your soaking wet pussy and swirl it around making u moan loud and dripp all over my tongue id then wank infront off u till your begging me to fuck slowly to my boxers then grind my groin against your knickers watching them get wet then id get on my knees and rub you pussy through u knickers looking up at u moaning with pleasure id then pull my boxers of to reveal my huge cock and look at your face in excitement and u drooling over it. id then sit on the chair with u letting u pussy feel my hard cock poking it then id stand up and tell u to open u mouth as i slide it in let u have a little suck oon it pushing it all way to the end of your throat. id then pull your knickers off and spread your legs wide so i can slide my tongue into your soaking wet pussy and swirl it around making u moan loud and dripp all over my tongue id then wank infront off u till your begging me to fuck u cus u pussy feels so good and u want me inside u GIF Type a message.. Send Well that escalated quickly...
Beautiful, Gif, and Love: ER LIKED YOU ON 17/08/2018.
 Hey beautiful pics, lets do two
 truths one lie i lost my virginity
 when i was 21. I live on my own
 and im allergic to wasps x
 Wed 22 Aug, 15:23
 U gonna guess ha x
 Fri 24 Aug, 23:25
 Sorry I'm rubbish at replying on
 here! Thank you hmm I think
 the wasps one is a lie x
 Sen
 Sat 25 Aug, 22:41
 No i lost my virginity when i was
 17 X

 ld love to strip u to your
 underwear and tie you to a chair
 and then tease you striping
 slowly to my boxers then grind
 my groin against your knickers
 watching them get wet then id
 get on my knees and rub you
 pussy through u knickers looking
 up at u moaning with pleasure id
 then pull my boxers of to reveal
 my huge cock and look at your
 face in excitement and u drooling
 over it. id then sit on the chair
 with u letting u pussy feel my
 hard cock poking it then id stand
 up and tell u to open u mouth as i
 slide it in let u have a little suck
 oon it pushing it all way to the
 end of your throat. id then pull
 your knickers off and spread
 your legs wide so i can slide my
 tongue into your soaking wet
 pussy and swirl it around making
 u moan loud and dripp all over
 my tongue id then wank infront
 off u till your begging me to fuck

 slowly to my boxers then grind
 my groin against your knickers
 watching them get wet then id
 get on my knees and rub you
 pussy through u knickers looking
 up at u moaning with pleasure id
 then pull my boxers of to reveal
 my huge cock and look at your
 face in excitement and u drooling
 over it. id then sit on the chair
 with u letting u pussy feel my
 hard cock poking it then id stand
 up and tell u to open u mouth as i
 slide it in let u have a little suck
 oon it pushing it all way to the
 end of your throat. id then pull
 your knickers off and spread
 your legs wide so i can slide my
 tongue into your soaking wet
 pussy and swirl it around making
 u moan loud and dripp all over
 my tongue id then wank infront
 off u till your begging me to fuck
 u cus u pussy feels so good and
 u want me inside u
 GIF
 Type a message..
 Send
Well that escalated quickly...

Well that escalated quickly...

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 User: "takes off your clothes
 Cleverbot: "helps you".
 User: "kisses your neck
 Cleverbot: enjoys it" "you tackle me
 User: "we rol around on the bed?
 Cleverbot:"rips apart your skeleton
 hat's a first
 I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC
 I wasnt gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one
Chuck Norris, Clothes, and Confused: Cleverbot cybersex Ok you start No, you start takes off shirt" Takes over russia. anoy xxnoidie 12xx hoechlolly mockinggrass: l Go big or go home So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be diflerent, and consequently realized hat it's either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not Oh well In light of that fact, here's my go at cybersexing Cleverbot User: Cybersex. Ceverbot: Sure. User: You start. Cleverbot: Nice pace. User: "takes off shirt Cleverbot: What are you doing? User: "takes off pants Cleverbot: That does not answer my question. User: takes off undepants Cleverbot: A ittle more please. User: "takes off skin? Cleverbot: That's the spirt So I decided to try it User: Cyber sex Cleverbot: Ok User: You start. Cleverbot: Yes I'm start. User: "takes off shit Cleverbot: What are you doing? User "takes off pants Cleverbot: Takes out nuke alrighty, let's go one more step Cleverbot: Takes out nuke User: "takes off underwear Cleverbot: "screams Cleverbot Cybersex Ok No, you start takkes off shin takes out nokia 3310. takes off pants talces out chuck norris takes off underpants takes out Sun. burns to death* I am confused. IM ACTUALLY CRYING. User: Cyber sex Cleverbot: Where is that? User: You start. Cleverbot: But I dont know what role playing b. User: Takes off shirt Cleverbot: takes out a gun User: "Slowly puts back on shirt Cleverbot: "lets him THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY Cleverbot 48 people t Cybersex. No. Story of my lite User: takes off pants Cleverbot: Take more off User: "takes off my undergarments?" Cleverbot: "watches you flirts more User: "takes off your clothes Cleverbot: "helps you". User: "kisses your neck Cleverbot: enjoys it" "you tackle me User: "we rol around on the bed? Cleverbot:"rips apart your skeleton hat's a first I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC I wasnt gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one
Chuck Norris, Clothes, and Confused: Cleverbot
 cybersex
 Ok
 you start
 No, you start
 takes off shirt"
 Takes over russia.
 anoy
 xxnoidie 12xx
 hoechlolly
 mockinggrass:
 l Go big or go home
 So I tried to recreate this, because I
 knew the responses would be
 diflerent, and consequently realized
 hat it's either extremely old or faked,
 as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and
 auto-punctuates your sentences for
 you if you do not Oh well
 In light of that fact, here's my go at
 cybersexing Cleverbot
 User: Cybersex.
 Ceverbot: Sure.
 User: You start.
 Cleverbot: Nice pace.
 User: "takes off shirt
 Cleverbot: What are you doing?
 User: "takes off pants
 Cleverbot: That does not answer my question.
 User: takes off undepants
 Cleverbot: A ittle more please.
 User: "takes off skin?
 Cleverbot: That's the spirt
 So I decided to try it
 User: Cyber sex
 Cleverbot: Ok
 User: You start.
 Cleverbot: Yes I'm start.
 User: "takes off shit
 Cleverbot: What are you doing?
 User "takes off pants
 Cleverbot: Takes out nuke
 alrighty, let's go one more step
 Cleverbot: Takes out nuke
 User: "takes off underwear
 Cleverbot: "screams
 Cleverbot
 Cybersex
 Ok
 No, you start
 takkes off shin
 takes out nokia 3310.
 takes off pants
 talces out chuck norris
 takes off underpants
 takes out Sun.
 burns to death*
 I am confused.
 IM ACTUALLY CRYING.
 User: Cyber sex
 Cleverbot: Where is that?
 User: You start.
 Cleverbot: But I dont know what role playing b.
 User: Takes off shirt
 Cleverbot: takes out a gun
 User: "Slowly puts back on shirt
 Cleverbot: "lets him
 THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY
 Cleverbot
 48 people t
 Cybersex.
 No.
 Story of my lite
 User: takes off pants
 Cleverbot: Take more off
 User: "takes off my undergarments?"
 Cleverbot: "watches you flirts more
 User: "takes off your clothes
 Cleverbot: "helps you".
 User: "kisses your neck
 Cleverbot: enjoys it" "you tackle me
 User: "we rol around on the bed?
 Cleverbot:"rips apart your skeleton
 hat's a first
 I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC
 I wasnt gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one