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Anaconda, Best Buy, and Bitch: chrissyisabear am i the only one who is self conscious about my windshield wiper speed when it's raining. like i gotta watch other cars to make sure im not being too dramatic so I was at best buy where I got a laptop today and the guy helping me actually is going to the same university as me and he was like "what are you going there for?" and I was like "biomedical engineering" and he was like "๐Ÿ‘€" and he said something about when I have my pre-calculus class and I was like "I actually...got out of that with my AP scores" and he was like "oh my god you don't know what you've done" and then he was like "I had to retake pre-calculus twice and I'm just now starting out in calculus this fall" and I was like "omg I've already taken a calculus 1 and 2 equivalent in high school and scored 4s on the AP tests and --" and then he trailed off onto some other subject but at first I was like "!!!!! nervous!!!!" and then I was like "bitch don't be nervous. like, you literally taught yourself Cal 2 and you're the only one in ur little class who passed that AP test and everyone in the past who has told u you've made a mistake or that you're going too far ahead with something or that you're going to struggle has been 100% wrong. like, bitch!!!!! hardly anything is easy!!!! u suffer for what feels like an eternity, and then u move on!!!!!" I๐Ÿ‘will๐Ÿ‘not๐Ÿ‘be๐Ÿ‘ intimidated๐Ÿ‘!!!! I won't hesitate, bitch!!!! ๐Ÿ”ซ
Anaconda, Best Buy, and Bitch: chrissyisabear
 am i the only one who is self conscious about
 my windshield wiper speed when it's raining.
 like i gotta watch other cars to make sure im
 not being too dramatic
so I was at best buy where I got a laptop today and the guy helping me actually is going to the same university as me and he was like "what are you going there for?" and I was like "biomedical engineering" and he was like "๐Ÿ‘€" and he said something about when I have my pre-calculus class and I was like "I actually...got out of that with my AP scores" and he was like "oh my god you don't know what you've done" and then he was like "I had to retake pre-calculus twice and I'm just now starting out in calculus this fall" and I was like "omg I've already taken a calculus 1 and 2 equivalent in high school and scored 4s on the AP tests and --" and then he trailed off onto some other subject but at first I was like "!!!!! nervous!!!!" and then I was like "bitch don't be nervous. like, you literally taught yourself Cal 2 and you're the only one in ur little class who passed that AP test and everyone in the past who has told u you've made a mistake or that you're going too far ahead with something or that you're going to struggle has been 100% wrong. like, bitch!!!!! hardly anything is easy!!!! u suffer for what feels like an eternity, and then u move on!!!!!" I๐Ÿ‘will๐Ÿ‘not๐Ÿ‘be๐Ÿ‘ intimidated๐Ÿ‘!!!! I won't hesitate, bitch!!!! ๐Ÿ”ซ

so I was at best buy where I got a laptop today and the guy helping me actually is going to the same university as me and he was like "what ...

America, Dumb, and God: SUPER STRONG HULK VISION CAPTAIN GROOT AMERICA BUCKY IRON BARNES MAN THOR DRAX BLACK WIDOW m GAMORA WAR FALCON MACHINE NICK 3 HAWK FURY EYE SCARLET WITCH ANTMAN ROCKET STARLORD RACCOON BRUCE QUICKSILVER BANNER WEAKLING CollegeHumor MINI RANT: *LONG INHALE*๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค*EXHALE* Why is Thor Odinson, the God of Thunder a legitimate god, toward the middle? Why is Thor, King of Asgard, someone who possesses the All-Tongue, on the incredibly dumb side? More importantly, why is Groot, a member of a highly intelligent alien race, on the dumb side??? Because he can only say "I am Groot."? If ANYTHING we should be on the dumb side because Groot can fully communicate his entire language and have whole conversations with only three words, while we need millions of words to speak. I don't think in any universe Captain America is even remotely stronger than Thor. How is Bucky Barnes, a one of the world's best marksmen and tacticians considered incredibly dumb? Hawkeye is also one of the best tacticians and one of the best SHIELD agents in history, so why is he on the dumb side? Scott Lang also has a degree in electrical engineering sooo.... ๐Ÿ˜Quicksilver is at the very bottom...what? Anyone who knows anything about speedsters knows that they are insanely powerful. If you really get into the science of it, they can some things beyond comprehension. Scarlett Witch is considered a weakling...*cough* House of M *cough* Starlord is a weakling...even though he's a demigod and the son of a Celestial. ๐Ÿ˜‘How.๐Ÿ˜‘The.๐Ÿ˜‘Actual.๐Ÿ˜‘Fuck.๐Ÿ˜‘Is Fury smarter than Tony Stark, a man how created a new element and was 1-2 of the team that cured cancer? How in the HHHHHEEEELLL Ant Man so weak? When he can shrink down to become as strong as a bullet and outgrow the size of the universe and become taller than Eternity? He can literally beat any character in existence, so I'd think he's pretty strong, but that's just me๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธWhy is War Machine on the weak side, even though he has an Iron Man armor? Is Nick Fury actually considered stronger than Quicksilver...okay. Why are Falcon and Hawkeye stronger than Scarlet Witch, someone who can manipulate reality and has chaos magic? AND WHY IS SO STRONG??? There is no way in hell that Bucky Barnes i actually than Thor, an actual god, Gamora, and Drax. I get that Vision is strong, but he's nothing compared to Thor. WHY IS THOR SO LOW?!!?!!!! HE IS A GOD! I ran out of characters so end of rant..
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MINI RANT: *LONG INHALE*๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค*EXHALE* Why is Thor Odinson, the God of Thunder a legitimate god, toward the middle? Why is Thor, King of Asgard, someone who possesses the All-Tongue, on the incredibly dumb side? More importantly, why is Groot, a member of a highly intelligent alien race, on the dumb side??? Because he can only say "I am Groot."? If ANYTHING we should be on the dumb side because Groot can fully communicate his entire language and have whole conversations with only three words, while we need millions of words to speak. I don't think in any universe Captain America is even remotely stronger than Thor. How is Bucky Barnes, a one of the world's best marksmen and tacticians considered incredibly dumb? Hawkeye is also one of the best tacticians and one of the best SHIELD agents in history, so why is he on the dumb side? Scott Lang also has a degree in electrical engineering sooo.... ๐Ÿ˜Quicksilver is at the very bottom...what? Anyone who knows anything about speedsters knows that they are insanely powerful. If you really get into the science of it, they can some things beyond comprehension. Scarlett Witch is considered a weakling...*cough* House of M *cough* Starlord is a weakling...even though he's a demigod and the son of a Celestial. ๐Ÿ˜‘How.๐Ÿ˜‘The.๐Ÿ˜‘Actual.๐Ÿ˜‘Fuck.๐Ÿ˜‘Is Fury smarter than Tony Stark, a man how created a new element and was 1-2 of the team that cured cancer? How in the HHHHHEEEELLL Ant Man so weak? When he can shrink down to become as strong as a bullet and outgrow the size of the universe and become taller than Eternity? He can literally beat any character in existence, so I'd think he's pretty strong, but that's just me๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธWhy is War Machine on the weak side, even though he has an Iron Man armor? Is Nick Fury actually considered stronger than Quicksilver...okay. Why are Falcon and Hawkeye stronger than Scarlet Witch, someone who can manipulate reality and has chaos magic? AND WHY IS SO STRONG??? There is no way in hell that Bucky Barnes i actually than Thor, an actual god, Gamora, and Drax. I get that Vision is strong, but he's nothing compared to Thor. WHY IS THOR SO LOW?!!?!!!! HE IS A GOD! I ran out of characters so end of rant..

MINI RANT: *LONG INHALE*๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค*EXHALE* Why is Thor Odinson, the God of Thunder a legitimate god, toward the middle? Why is Thor, King of Asgar...