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Ever Created: niftyshadesofjake niftyshadesofjake .... ...... Jake, 27 Jake, 27 O less than a mile away O less than a mile away We may fight, but please don't try and solve the argument with regular soda. It won't take racial inequality to get me down on one knee. I prefer diet; we both know you are all the sugar I need. niftyshadesofjake University of Southern California niftyshadesofjake Scottsdale, Arizona USC CLASS OF 2022 3,401 FRESHME 0% ganted Ethically granted admission APPLICATIO Jake, 29 Jake 28 O less than a mile away less than a mile away I'm not a celebrity. I don't have $500,000 to help I'm having trouble picking a costume. Want to help? my future children become trojans at USC. I am a gentlemen. I have $50 for dinner to ethically boost my chances of getting a trojan into you. Swipe left if you are a fan of ghosting. Swipe right if you are a fan of getting boned. niftyshadesofjake Scottsdale, Arizona niftyshadesofjake Scottsdale, Arizona .. let 6'0" A Caded in 5'6" 5'0" your cave of wonders POLICE DEPT. 4'6" (480) 627-9186 4'0" Yes Please Jake Arredondo 3'6" Jake, 29 Jake, 29 O less than a mile away O less than a mile away Tired of guys lying about their height? Here is government proof I am at least 6ft. I promise that it will take more than a few rubs for anything to come out of my magic lamp. For our first date, you cook our dinner, and I will cook the meth. niftyshadesofjake niftyshadesofjake Scottsdale, Arizona You ok Jake, 29 Still Single O less than a mile away Jake, 27 As a born-again virgin (3-month dry spell). I can relate to the current bachelor. I was feeling 22, but really I am 27 and should probably start taking dating seriously. Swipe right. I too am willing to wait on putting the Pin the V, until I am sure about you and me. Swipe right to fill the blank space in my heart. If you aren't looking for a love story, baby just swipe left. This is the first one I had ever created (bad quality). This joke took 1,000+ hours to máke. niftyshadesofjake et niftyshadesofjake Hmargemadders.com Make America Accessible Again Jake, 24 Jake, 29 O less than a mile away About Jake I am 50% hispanic, so our love could very well be separated by Trump's wall. This is why I am proud to announce my new company, Largeladders.com If we are to go on a date you must wear sandals. No socks. I am pro house elf slavery and i cannot risk gving my elf his freedom. Furthermore, ifu need me to drive, I will have dobby pull me on my scooter and you may ride pigty-back style I do this for the envronment. Bring your nice flip flops if you want me to pay for dinner Political oppression might keep us down, but with my new ladder company, I will have a way to climb right back into your arms. It’s the end of a decade. I’m close to 100 profiles. Here are my favorites from the last 6 years of making them.
Ever Created: niftyshadesofjake
 niftyshadesofjake
 ....
 ......
 Jake, 27
 Jake, 27
 O less than a mile away
 O less than a mile away
 We may fight, but please don't try and solve
 the argument with regular soda.
 It won't take racial inequality to get me down
 on one knee.
 I prefer diet; we both know you are all the
 sugar I need.
 niftyshadesofjake
 University of Southern California
 niftyshadesofjake
 Scottsdale, Arizona
 USC CLASS OF 2022
 3,401
 FRESHME
 0% ganted
 Ethically
 granted
 admission
 APPLICATIO
 Jake, 29
 Jake 28
 O less than a mile away
 less than a mile away
 I'm not a celebrity. I don't have $500,000 to help
 I'm having trouble picking a costume.
 Want to help?
 my future children become trojans at USC.
 I am a gentlemen. I have $50 for dinner to ethically
 boost my chances of getting a trojan into you.
 Swipe left if you are a fan of ghosting.
 Swipe right if you are a fan of getting
 boned.
 niftyshadesofjake
 Scottsdale, Arizona
 niftyshadesofjake
 Scottsdale, Arizona
 ..
 let
 6'0"
 A Caded in
 5'6"
 5'0"
 your cave of wonders
 POLICE DEPT.
 4'6"
 (480) 627-9186
 4'0"
 Yes Please
 Jake Arredondo
 3'6"
 Jake, 29
 Jake, 29
 O less than a mile away
 O less than a mile away
 Tired of guys lying about their height?
 Here is government proof I am at least 6ft.
 I promise that it will take more than
 a few rubs for anything to come out
 of my magic lamp.
 For our first date, you cook our dinner,
 and I will cook the meth.
 niftyshadesofjake
 niftyshadesofjake
 Scottsdale, Arizona
 You ok
 Jake, 29
 Still
 Single
 O less than a mile away
 Jake, 27
 As a born-again virgin (3-month dry spell).
 I can relate to the current bachelor.
 I was feeling 22, but really I am 27 and should
 probably start taking dating seriously.
 Swipe right. I too am willing to wait on putting the
 Pin the V, until I am sure about you and me.
 Swipe right to fill the blank space in my heart.
 If you aren't looking for a love story, baby just
 swipe left.
 This is the first one I had
 ever created (bad quality).
 This joke took 1,000+ hours
 to máke.
 niftyshadesofjake
 et niftyshadesofjake
 Hmargemadders.com
 Make America Accessible Again
 Jake, 24
 Jake, 29
 O less than a mile away
 About Jake
 I am 50% hispanic, so our love could very well be separated
 by Trump's wall. This is why I am proud to announce my
 new company, Largeladders.com
 If we are to go on a date you must wear sandals. No
 socks. I am pro house elf slavery and i cannot risk
 gving my elf his freedom. Furthermore, ifu need me
 to drive, I will have dobby pull me on my scooter and
 you may ride pigty-back style I do this for the
 envronment. Bring your nice flip flops if you want
 me to pay for dinner
 Political oppression might keep us down, but with my new
 ladder company, I will have a way to climb right back into
 your arms.
It’s the end of a decade. I’m close to 100 profiles. Here are my favorites from the last 6 years of making them.

It’s the end of a decade. I’m close to 100 profiles. Here are my favorites from the last 6 years of making them.

Ever Created: Scott "Hug Honey" Fearichs Following @KaiserNeko Fun fact: I once asked Jeff Goode (creator of Jake Long: American Dragon) at a furry con, "How do you feel about people making lewd art of your characters?" He said, "Oh, Disney sat me down and showed me a bunch of Kim Possible porn and said, 'This will happen to your show." 10:50 PM 26 Oct 2018 19 Retweets 42 Likes t19 42 thedarksideoflimbo Three things I find hilarious about this: 1: Jeff Goode goes to Furry Cons 2: Disney acknowledges and prepares show creators that their show will, most definitely, become porn. 3: Disney has examples on hand of how said show will, most definitely, become porn faeforge Pffft!!!!! Disney doesn't just have examples of said porn!! Ok story time. Yeaaaars ago i dated an animator chick. During that short time together we ran around a lot and met a bunch of industry people in our area One of them used to work for Disney. So we are hanging out at his apartment and conversation being what it is he kinda says "hold on" and goes off to dig in the closet. He comes back and sets down a couple STACKS (and im talking foot high) of printer paper. What followed were a couple hours of hysterical laughing as we paged through "a history of Disney animation- porn edition" See Disney has this weird rule in their artist contracts- everything you create while in their employ is THEIRS. Even in the off time. Its one of the reasons they are reviled in the industry. But the rule was set in place to basically steal good ideas from their staff or force them to ONLY work on Disney ip's while employed.. The jokes on them though. They didn't count on most artists being giant perverts (this story is also why i laugh when people tell me drawing smut will 'ruin your art career') So! Disney being bastards ended up earning them smut of everything they've ever created. And also per their policies they had to keep it. Every artist knew about the smut vault and our buddy here had photocopied a chunk of it. Yes... 2-3 feet of smut was just a chunk of it Snow white? Rescue rangers? Goofy? Minnie? Micky? Beauty and the beast? Aladdin? Yup you name it it was there. Some of it was mild. The topless little mermaid stuff made sense at least. Some was raunchy as hell. ALL OF IT in the animation style of the films and shows. So yes, not only does Disney know there will be porn, have the porn, but they official porn You're welcome Source: maswartz 41 Tumblr Posts That Are Made To Improve Your Mood – Sarcasm
Ever Created: Scott "Hug Honey" Fearichs
 Following
 @KaiserNeko
 Fun fact: I once asked Jeff Goode (creator of
 Jake Long: American Dragon) at a furry con,
 "How do you feel about people making lewd
 art of your characters?"
 He said, "Oh, Disney sat me down and
 showed me a bunch of Kim Possible porn and
 said, 'This will happen to your show."
 10:50 PM 26 Oct 2018
 19 Retweets 42 Likes
 t19
 42
 thedarksideoflimbo
 Three things I find hilarious about this:
 1: Jeff Goode goes to Furry Cons
 2: Disney acknowledges and prepares show creators that their show will,
 most definitely, become porn.
 3: Disney has examples on hand of how said show will, most definitely,
 become porn
 faeforge
 Pffft!!!!!
 Disney doesn't just have examples of said porn!!
 Ok story time. Yeaaaars ago i dated an animator chick. During that short
 time together we ran around a lot and met a bunch of industry people in
 our area
 One of them used to work for Disney. So we are hanging out at his
 apartment and conversation being what it is he kinda says "hold on" and
 goes off to dig in the closet. He comes back and sets down a couple
 STACKS (and im talking foot high) of printer paper.
 What followed were a couple hours of hysterical laughing as we paged
 through "a history of Disney animation- porn edition"
 See Disney has this weird rule in their artist contracts- everything you
 create while in their employ is THEIRS. Even in the off time. Its one of the
 reasons they are reviled in the industry. But the rule was set in place to
 basically steal good ideas from their staff or force them to ONLY work on
 Disney ip's while employed..
 The jokes
 on them though. They didn't count on most artists being giant
 perverts (this story is also why i laugh when people tell me drawing smut
 will 'ruin your art career')
 So! Disney being bastards ended up earning them smut of everything
 they've ever created. And also per their policies they had to keep it. Every
 artist knew about the smut vault and our buddy here had photocopied a
 chunk of it. Yes... 2-3 feet of smut was
 just a chunk of it
 Snow white? Rescue rangers? Goofy? Minnie? Micky? Beauty and the
 beast? Aladdin? Yup you name it it was there. Some of it was mild. The
 topless little mermaid stuff made sense at least. Some was raunchy as hell.
 ALL OF IT in the animation style of the films and shows.
 So yes, not only does Disney know there will be porn, have the porn, but
 they official porn
 You're welcome
 Source: maswartz
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sixpenceee:

Vantablack is the darkest material ever made. It absorbs 99.965% of light. Here’s my previous post on it. 

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Scientific Study Finds That Dogs Understand What You’re Saying and How It’s Said


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 FUSION
 SHOWS -
 NEWS
 JUSTICE
 POP & CULTURE
 SEX & LIFE
 REAL FUTURE
 VOICES
 FOLLOW US
 THE TRUMPWEB
 We made a Chrome extension to add
 real, ridiculous Donald "Why is Obama
 playing basketball today" Trump
 quotes to every mention of his name
 JINON
 by Patrick Hogan
 Getty Images
 July 08, 2015 11:00 AM
 f SHARE
 Fusion
 TV
 TWEET
 on
 As you may have heard, "Why doesn't he show his birth certificate" "The
 American dream is dead" “I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever
 created" Donald "I think I am a nice person" Trump is running for president.
 Since "Why doesn't he show his birth certificate" “The American dream is
 I SPY

 The Opinion Pages
 154 COMMENTS
 CONTRIBUTING OP-ED WRITER
 President Donald "Maybe it says he's a Muslim" Trump? Just Say No
 JULY 8, 2015
 Donald "I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful" Trump is a
 force in the Republican presidential race. Two recent polls show him
 running second to Jeb Bush nationally. He's also polling second in Iowa
 and New Hampshire. And his pronouncements are commanding attention,
 especially on Fox News, where he's a popular presence.
 Peter Wehner
 Some of this is attributable to the fact that Mr. Donald "Why is Obama
 playing basketball today" Trump is a genius at drawing the spotlight to
 himself. He thrives on social media. Democrats and the press are only too
 M Email
 happy to highlight Mr. Donald "Why is Obama playing basketball today"
 f Share
 Trump's stream of invective and outrageous utterances, including his claim
 that Mexico is purposely sending us drug dealers, rapists and carriers of
 V Tweet
 infectious diseases.
 O Save
 To their credit, several Republican presidential candidates, including Rick
 RELATED IN OPINION
 Perry, Marco Rubio and Mr. Bush, have criticized Mr. Donald "My twitter
 Donald "A lot of people are switching
 to these really long putters, very
 unattractive" Trump, Chris Christie
 and the Republican Race to the
 has become so powerful" Trump. Yet it's also true that Mr. Donald "My
 - More
 twitter has become so powerful" Trump has garnered respect from some of
 his fellow Republicans. According to Ted Cruz, Mr. Donald "My twitter has
 Bottom JULY 7, 2015
 become so powerful" Trump is "bold," "brash" and "speaks the truth." Rick

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 Main page
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 Featured content
 From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
 Current events
 Random article
 For other uses, see Donald "To the victor belong the spoils" Trump (disambiguation).
 Donate to Wikipedia
 Wikipedia store
 John Donald "I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created" Trump, Sr. (born June 14, 1946) is
 Donald "We have stupid people"
 Trump
 an American business magnate, investor,7 television personality, author, and politician. He is the chairman and
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 president of The Donald "I have a great relationship with the blacks" Trump Organization and the founder of Donald
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 About Wikipedia
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 Community portal
 half of the speech and I didn't get angry?" Trump's extravagant lifestyle and outspoken manner have made him a
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 Contact page
 celebrity for years, a status amplified by the success of his NBC reality show The Apprentice.2]
 Donald "The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese" Trump is a son of Fred Donald "People
 Tools
 City real estate tycoon.8] He worked for
 are praying for me" Trump, a prominent New
 father's firm,
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 Elizabeth Donald "Some, I assume, are good people" Trump & Son, while attending the Wharton School of the
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 President of the United States in the 2012 election,[13][14] though in May 2011, he announced he would not run.[15]
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 Donald "Laziness is a trait in blacks" Trump was a featured speaker at the 2013 Conservative Political Action
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 Conference (CPAC). 16] In 2013, Donald "I'm the best 140 character writer in the world" Trump spent over $1 million
 Download as PDF
 Donald "I promise not to talk about your
 Printable version
 to research a possible presidential bid in 2016.17|[18) On June 16, 2015, Donald "I'm starting to wonder myself
 massive plastic surgeries" Trump at the 2015
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drtanner:

once-again-tozelda:

tashabilities:

narabean:

wilwheaton:

thisisfusion:

We made a Chrome extension to add real, ridiculous Donald Trump quotes to every mention of his name.
Try it for yourself. It does not disappoint.

Hahahaha. Genius.


OH. MY. GOD. 
ADDING THAT EXTENTION WAS PROBABLY THE BEST DICISION OF MY LIFE

This is brilliant

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BLESS THE GLORIOUS WIZARD WHO MADE THIS EXTENSION

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