I do have a favorite spatula
Yay adulthood! 😒
me_irl by Energylegs23
Dont call me out like this
*demon tries to inhabit my body* demon: ouch, no thank you
humansofnewyork:“I’m ninety-six years old. I’d rather just take a pill and get it over with. Whenever I tell that to my wife, she pretends...
i have literally never shipped anything in my life because i’m too lazy, but then i came across these two and im just a puddle....
Everything hurts and I’m dying
Is this me irl :(
How to smuggle a 2-liter into a movie theater
This is so funny my everything hurts from laughing s...
But why does everything hurt????
Stressed but make it art. And now you can shop our brand new curated art collection with @artsugar.co exclusively on @shopbetches. link in b...
I try not to, but knowing they exist is enough to hurt me.And the whole ‘ThEY OnLY ShoW TheIR BeST wOrk!!!’ doesn’t...
Why am I like this😬 @the_dick_whisperer_ has the best posts🙌🏻🙌🏻
ipixelo:Little League - Everything Hurts I’m Tired
Everything hurts and I'm dying
I went to bed at 7am and everything hurts and i’m dying
meirl by zilti
FOLLOW HERE 4 MORE MEMES.
Mallory Orberg on fire on twitter today (as usual).
i am leslie knope 4evr
“ Everything hurts.. ”
i am leslie knope. she is me.
Accurate af 😂 @ass2grass_
At this point in the school year https://t.co/hB28BjfYwO
Secure that bag 💰🤑
Now I'm 31 and everything hurts 💀😂 . . . military militaryhumor militarymemes army navy airforce coastguard usa patriot veteran marines usmc...
When u wake up after a rager and everything hurts
Pore strips are so disappointing
proof i am a grandpa https://t.co/BKd18hU1jP
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