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Asian, Ass, and Baseball: My tow truck driver and his lil buddy. Pic: reddit u/Slowhand09 @DrSmashlove Aight. Two real quick follow-ups on my post about girls and sports (from Sunday.) First, I take back the comment about hairy armpits on women. Ladies - if u love yo natural body - I love it too. Or if u identify as a gender that doesnโ€™t match your biological sex (thank u to my lil homegirl for explaining this to me), I love u too. If u EVER come to this page and feel โ€œotheredโ€ or ostracized, tell me! Itโ€™s never my intent. Sometimes my lack of intellect and understanding translates the love in my heart into words that can be hurtful, and I ALWAYS expect yโ€™all to teach me and educate me so I can be a better man out here. Second, I implied that the prototypic female sports fan has a blond pony tail sticking out the back of her baseball cap. My extremely wise sister from another mister @tamashar quickly pointed out that sheโ€™s a football fan and does not, in fact, have a blond pony tail. It is axiomatic that itโ€™s sisters out here that love sports. The thing is, when I write, I imagine a story in my head, and I type it out and give it to yโ€™all. So I imagined a loud ass blond girl at a Wrigleyville bar in a faded cubs cap wearing her ex boyfriendโ€™s oversized J Crew hoodie (that she kept because FVCK HIM ๐Ÿค—) barking loudly and drunkenly about her favorite (and least favorite) cubs players: โ€œOMG GET RID OF PEDRO STROP ALREADY HEโ€™S SUCH A - *WHY* DOES MADDON PUT HIM IN - HE SUCKS - CAN I GET A STELLA OR WHAT I NEED A DRINKY - Oh shit Kelly - kyle texted me - gotta go lol cover my beer baby byeeeeeโ€ <โ€” if u got a girl like this in yo squad, tag her ๐Ÿค—. Anyway I never meant to exclude my sisters, my Latinas, my Asian home girls, etc - they all got ladies that will school u - smash is never exclusionary only inclusionary. Thatโ€™s all I got. Now donโ€™t comment โ€œSMASH STOP APOLOGIZINGโ€ - I donโ€™t do it to be politically correct! (scroll back and tell me if Iโ€™ve EVER been politically correct ๐Ÿ˜‚) - I make these statement to show GROWTH and I hope I never stop growing! Iโ€™ve always been a grower ๐ŸŒ bless up ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Asian, Ass, and Baseball: My tow truck driver and his lil buddy.
 Pic: reddit u/Slowhand09
 @DrSmashlove
Aight. Two real quick follow-ups on my post about girls and sports (from Sunday.) First, I take back the comment about hairy armpits on women. Ladies - if u love yo natural body - I love it too. Or if u identify as a gender that doesnโ€™t match your biological sex (thank u to my lil homegirl for explaining this to me), I love u too. If u EVER come to this page and feel โ€œotheredโ€ or ostracized, tell me! Itโ€™s never my intent. Sometimes my lack of intellect and understanding translates the love in my heart into words that can be hurtful, and I ALWAYS expect yโ€™all to teach me and educate me so I can be a better man out here. Second, I implied that the prototypic female sports fan has a blond pony tail sticking out the back of her baseball cap. My extremely wise sister from another mister @tamashar quickly pointed out that sheโ€™s a football fan and does not, in fact, have a blond pony tail. It is axiomatic that itโ€™s sisters out here that love sports. The thing is, when I write, I imagine a story in my head, and I type it out and give it to yโ€™all. So I imagined a loud ass blond girl at a Wrigleyville bar in a faded cubs cap wearing her ex boyfriendโ€™s oversized J Crew hoodie (that she kept because FVCK HIM ๐Ÿค—) barking loudly and drunkenly about her favorite (and least favorite) cubs players: โ€œOMG GET RID OF PEDRO STROP ALREADY HEโ€™S SUCH A - *WHY* DOES MADDON PUT HIM IN - HE SUCKS - CAN I GET A STELLA OR WHAT I NEED A DRINKY - Oh shit Kelly - kyle texted me - gotta go lol cover my beer baby byeeeeeโ€ <โ€” if u got a girl like this in yo squad, tag her ๐Ÿค—. Anyway I never meant to exclude my sisters, my Latinas, my Asian home girls, etc - they all got ladies that will school u - smash is never exclusionary only inclusionary. Thatโ€™s all I got. Now donโ€™t comment โ€œSMASH STOP APOLOGIZINGโ€ - I donโ€™t do it to be politically correct! (scroll back and tell me if Iโ€™ve EVER been politically correct ๐Ÿ˜‚) - I make these statement to show GROWTH and I hope I never stop growing! Iโ€™ve always been a grower ๐ŸŒ bless up ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Aight. Two real quick follow-ups on my post about girls and sports (from Sunday.) First, I take back the comment about hairy armpits on wome...