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fanciness: Oh my gosh I l II @Dr Smashlove Ooh Bruh she fancy. I call her Alexandra Victoria McFloofyfluff the 14th of Strasbourg u feel me? Alexa for short. Alexa only drink coffee if it's a single origin coffee bean. Alexa got that extremely expensive soap pumper in her shower and u showering there nervous AF like "I don't see a bar of soap, all I see is this fancy shit and I'm a soapy type of dude but I'm afraid imma waste it so I gotta be hella judicious with her L'Occitane soap pumper when I'm scrubbing my PP so I don't offend her by depleting half of this $25 bottle ๐Ÿ˜ซ." U feel me Bruh? Alexa got a record player. Like u step out the shower and she playing a rare jazz record and u trying not to look unimpressive because u mainly only listen to Gucci Mane and 21 Savage so u like "wow this is a nice vibe ... I like ... jazz ... music" and u praying to God like "please Allah don't let her test my Jazz knowledge ion know shit about it" an she just like "yeah this is Duke [Ellington - but she just call him Duke] at Cรดte d'Azur. This is a rare hi fi recording. I had to fly to Paris to find this in a record store there. Worth it." And u just like "I have clearly had sex with someone 78x cooler than me idk how I got in this situation but imma mainly shut up so I don't say anything uncool and then get deleted-blocked. Imma lay this pipe with sincerity and focus and hope my uncoolness remain hidden" ๐Ÿ˜‚. Shout to u Alexa. U real fancy. I fucks with your aesthetic. Upgrade me. Have me wearing slim fit APC jeans, my body is ready (ayeeee not too slim tho - this dangalang gotta breathe ya get me! Bless up ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚)
 fanciness: Oh my gosh
 I l II
 @Dr Smashlove
Ooh Bruh she fancy. I call her Alexandra Victoria McFloofyfluff the 14th of Strasbourg u feel me? Alexa for short. Alexa only drink coffee if it's a single origin coffee bean. Alexa got that extremely expensive soap pumper in her shower and u showering there nervous AF like "I don't see a bar of soap, all I see is this fancy shit and I'm a soapy type of dude but I'm afraid imma waste it so I gotta be hella judicious with her L'Occitane soap pumper when I'm scrubbing my PP so I don't offend her by depleting half of this $25 bottle ๐Ÿ˜ซ." U feel me Bruh? Alexa got a record player. Like u step out the shower and she playing a rare jazz record and u trying not to look unimpressive because u mainly only listen to Gucci Mane and 21 Savage so u like "wow this is a nice vibe ... I like ... jazz ... music" and u praying to God like "please Allah don't let her test my Jazz knowledge ion know shit about it" an she just like "yeah this is Duke [Ellington - but she just call him Duke] at Cรดte d'Azur. This is a rare hi fi recording. I had to fly to Paris to find this in a record store there. Worth it." And u just like "I have clearly had sex with someone 78x cooler than me idk how I got in this situation but imma mainly shut up so I don't say anything uncool and then get deleted-blocked. Imma lay this pipe with sincerity and focus and hope my uncoolness remain hidden" ๐Ÿ˜‚. Shout to u Alexa. U real fancy. I fucks with your aesthetic. Upgrade me. Have me wearing slim fit APC jeans, my body is ready (ayeeee not too slim tho - this dangalang gotta breathe ya get me! Bless up ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚)

Ooh Bruh she fancy. I call her Alexandra Victoria McFloofyfluff the 14th of Strasbourg u feel me? Alexa for short. Alexa only drink coffe...

fanciness: We need to talk Does it have to be right now? [1x19] "Miss Mystic Falls" Elena's like "imma put on my fancy dress gtfo" ๐Ÿ˜‚ โ€” Do you have siblings?
 fanciness: We need to talk
 Does it have to be right now?
[1x19] "Miss Mystic Falls" Elena's like "imma put on my fancy dress gtfo" ๐Ÿ˜‚ โ€” Do you have siblings?

[1x19] "Miss Mystic Falls" Elena's like "imma put on my fancy dress gtfo" ๐Ÿ˜‚ โ€” Do you have siblings?

fanciness: ๅขฎ ๐Ÿ™Š the cutest fancy dress, who had this idea!?
 fanciness: ๅขฎ
๐Ÿ™Š the cutest fancy dress, who had this idea!?

๐Ÿ™Š the cutest fancy dress, who had this idea!?

fanciness: ME iRON G Meet: @theirongiantess ใƒปใƒปใƒป There isn't an easy answer.... a quick fix... a magic pill.... a simple solution. I don't have one of those for you. I have the truth. I changed my lifestyle by cutting out junk from my diet and becoming physically active. I ate healthy foods - not low carb or diet or sugar free or protein bars... I ate real foods like chicken, fish, whole vegetables. I adopted an intensive fitness program of very simple weight lifting and cardio. I started making my physical and mental health my absolute priority. And I stopped making excuses. I stopped justifying destroying my body, health, and quality of life with hollow, empty excuses. I don't have a simple solution for you. I have the cold, honest truth. It requires work. It requires determination. It requires eliminating your excuses. But it doesn't require a fancy secret, an expensive meal plan, a professional gym program, a cruel inner voice, or a magic product. You have just as much opportunity to accomplish your goals as the people you've placed on pedestals. Don't give yourself and your body so little credit. There isn't a magic solution to which you're not privy. There's only hard work. And anyone can do that. weightloss weightlosstransformation allnaturalweightloss fitnessjourney fitness beforeandafter eatclean buildmuscle tranformations transformation weights weightlossmotivation transformationtuesday exercise fitnesstransformation lifestylechange fitfam fitspo beastmode riseandgrind lift getstrong getfit motivation instafit fitnessinspiration fitfam FatLoss
 fanciness: ME iRON G
Meet: @theirongiantess ใƒปใƒปใƒป There isn't an easy answer.... a quick fix... a magic pill.... a simple solution. I don't have one of those for you. I have the truth. I changed my lifestyle by cutting out junk from my diet and becoming physically active. I ate healthy foods - not low carb or diet or sugar free or protein bars... I ate real foods like chicken, fish, whole vegetables. I adopted an intensive fitness program of very simple weight lifting and cardio. I started making my physical and mental health my absolute priority. And I stopped making excuses. I stopped justifying destroying my body, health, and quality of life with hollow, empty excuses. I don't have a simple solution for you. I have the cold, honest truth. It requires work. It requires determination. It requires eliminating your excuses. But it doesn't require a fancy secret, an expensive meal plan, a professional gym program, a cruel inner voice, or a magic product. You have just as much opportunity to accomplish your goals as the people you've placed on pedestals. Don't give yourself and your body so little credit. There isn't a magic solution to which you're not privy. There's only hard work. And anyone can do that. weightloss weightlosstransformation allnaturalweightloss fitnessjourney fitness beforeandafter eatclean buildmuscle tranformations transformation weights weightlossmotivation transformationtuesday exercise fitnesstransformation lifestylechange fitfam fitspo beastmode riseandgrind lift getstrong getfit motivation instafit fitnessinspiration fitfam FatLoss

Meet: @theirongiantess ใƒปใƒปใƒป There isn't an easy answer.... a quick fix... a magic pill.... a simple solution. I don't have one of those fo...

fanciness: me: no thanks i'm on a diet hehe me 10 minutes later: Dr Smashlove Ladies if we go out to dinner getchu a molten chocolate cake with a scoop of vanilla ice cream on the side. Maybe some mochi, if we at a sushi joint (might I suggest the red bean - it don't taste like beans - the Japanese done worked they magic on it and now it taste like fruit ๐Ÿ˜). A serving of sorbet, if that's what floats your boat. A 'seasonal fruit bowl', if that catches your fancy (side note: how these high class joints get away with charging $11 for nine raspberries and eight blueberries Bruh? That's seasonal robbery right there FFS ๐Ÿ˜‚). A plate of 'zeppole', perhaps (that's Italian for 'Dunkin Donut donut holes' or, for my fine ass Canadian readers, 'Timbits' ๐Ÿ˜). Eat that sugar baby girl. You'll need them calories for later. As for me, the dessert I desire resides between your thighs. Put it on me. Suffocate me, mama. Let me inhale that Punani essence - sweeter than a batch of fresh baked chocolate chip cookies. Let your waterfall of mango-flavored honey drizzle drench my sensibilities until I can no longer think straight and am consumed in infatuation and adoration. U feel me? Let me dive in the Punani and swim across your ocean. I love worldly desserts as much as anyone but I know there is a higher dessert. A sweeter one. A more fragrant, intoxicating one. More intoxicating that that peach cobbler when u woozy afterward and u all like "waitress what they put in this joint" and she all "the chef prepares it in a French liquer" and u just like "ok dammit, I'm drunk off a dessert now, this wasn't how tonight was suppose to go" ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜‚. In any event, feed me mama. U the dessert chef tonight. Like a episode of Chopped where u making a rare and delicious form of ice cream - and all the judges like "SHE'S GOING FOR IT - SHE'S GOING FOR THE ICE CREAM MAKER - SHE'S DOING IT" <- they always say this...every episode ๐Ÿ˜‚. Pour that ice cream on me mama. U win this round. U win every round. U the new mildly-creepy salty steak chef dude. Slap me. Massage me. Throw me on the fire, u feel me? Just let me get that Nani first - and imma die a happy man ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
 fanciness: me: no thanks i'm on a diet hehe
 me 10 minutes later:
 Dr Smashlove
Ladies if we go out to dinner getchu a molten chocolate cake with a scoop of vanilla ice cream on the side. Maybe some mochi, if we at a sushi joint (might I suggest the red bean - it don't taste like beans - the Japanese done worked they magic on it and now it taste like fruit ๐Ÿ˜). A serving of sorbet, if that's what floats your boat. A 'seasonal fruit bowl', if that catches your fancy (side note: how these high class joints get away with charging $11 for nine raspberries and eight blueberries Bruh? That's seasonal robbery right there FFS ๐Ÿ˜‚). A plate of 'zeppole', perhaps (that's Italian for 'Dunkin Donut donut holes' or, for my fine ass Canadian readers, 'Timbits' ๐Ÿ˜). Eat that sugar baby girl. You'll need them calories for later. As for me, the dessert I desire resides between your thighs. Put it on me. Suffocate me, mama. Let me inhale that Punani essence - sweeter than a batch of fresh baked chocolate chip cookies. Let your waterfall of mango-flavored honey drizzle drench my sensibilities until I can no longer think straight and am consumed in infatuation and adoration. U feel me? Let me dive in the Punani and swim across your ocean. I love worldly desserts as much as anyone but I know there is a higher dessert. A sweeter one. A more fragrant, intoxicating one. More intoxicating that that peach cobbler when u woozy afterward and u all like "waitress what they put in this joint" and she all "the chef prepares it in a French liquer" and u just like "ok dammit, I'm drunk off a dessert now, this wasn't how tonight was suppose to go" ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜‚. In any event, feed me mama. U the dessert chef tonight. Like a episode of Chopped where u making a rare and delicious form of ice cream - and all the judges like "SHE'S GOING FOR IT - SHE'S GOING FOR THE ICE CREAM MAKER - SHE'S DOING IT" <- they always say this...every episode ๐Ÿ˜‚. Pour that ice cream on me mama. U win this round. U win every round. U the new mildly-creepy salty steak chef dude. Slap me. Massage me. Throw me on the fire, u feel me? Just let me get that Nani first - and imma die a happy man ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Ladies if we go out to dinner getchu a molten chocolate cake with a scoop of vanilla ice cream on the side. Maybe some mochi, if we at a...