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     fattest: dm Ro
 Can I get to kno yu
 6 hours ago Sent from Mobile
 Jamal Thomas
 I'm a boy
 6 hours ago
 Jdm Rog
 Ohh
 6 hours ago Sent from Messenger
 Jamal Thomas
 Yea nigga you gay. What bitch you know
 named Jamal
 6 hours ago
*me in my creative writing class* *slowly falling asleep* *out cold* “TEROME!” *I quickly wake up* *the whole class is looking at me* “Would you like to share what’s on your paper since you were obviously finished.” The teacher says. *i look down at my paper* *gulp* “Uhhhhhh, Id rather not.” I say. “Frankly you have no choice. Please stand and read your paper aloud to the class.” *fuck this nigga* *i stand up* *i begin to read* “‘Man, fuck this class bruh. This monotone ass teacher be putting us all to sleep word to Bill Cosby. Why he built like the letter T? Nigga skipped leg day since birth. Only thing good about this class is the females yo. Samira over there got the FATTEST ass. Shit got its own gravitational pull.’” *sweating intensifies* “‘Angela over there got the meanest overbite. She look like her mom was a slave and her dad was a horse. She prolly give some life-threatening head though. But the baddest bitch in this whole class was Mr. G’s wife. I be staring at that picture of her on his desk and just be drooling and shit. Her titties look like 2 healthy balloons. It’s something bout that MILF next door word to @lilboom. I’d break her 43 year old back in a heart beat. Make Mr. G pay for her hip replacements.’” *dabs forehead with towel* “‘Then there’s this bitch Sara. On God I’d hire Randy Orton to RKO her ass off a cliff if I could. I bet she eat celery with no ranch. Why she built like a 4th grader with a decent fashion sense. Nah scratch that, this bitch got on some beat up Converse and a Twenty One Pilots shirt. I should deck her shit right now.’” *takes a sip of water* “‘All the dudes in this class lame too. This nigga Paul next to me sagging in his chair. First of all, who the fuck sags anymore. Tempted to give this nigga a mega wedgie word to Captain Underpants. Damn I haven’t seen a Captain Underpants book in a while. Wasn’t there a movie about that shit? I’m rambling though. Damn I’m almost at the bottom of the page. Lemme say one more thing then. If I’m forced to read this aloud then I’m swallowing the cyanide pill in my tooth right afterwards.’” *i put the notebook down* “Wait, you’ll do what?” The teacher says. Cya(nide). ttstorytime
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                 fattest: dm Ro
 Can I get to kno yu
 6 hours ago Sent from Mobile
 Jamal Thomas
 I'm a boy
 6 hours ago
 Jdm Rog
 Ohh
 6 hours ago Sent from Messenger
 Jamal Thomas
 Yea nigga you gay. What bitch you know
 named Jamal
 6 hours ago
*me in my creative writing class* *slowly falling asleep* *out cold* “TEROME!” *I quickly wake up* *the whole class is looking at me* “Would you like to share what’s on your paper since you were obviously finished.” The teacher says. *i look down at my paper* *gulp* “Uhhhhhh, Id rather not.” I say. “Frankly you have no choice. Please stand and read your paper aloud to the class.” *fuck this nigga* *i stand up* *i begin to read* “‘Man, fuck this class bruh. This monotone ass teacher be putting us all to sleep word to Bill Cosby. Why he built like the letter T? Nigga skipped leg day since birth. Only thing good about this class is the females yo. Samira over there got the FATTEST ass. Shit got its own gravitational pull.’” *sweating intensifies* “‘Angela over there got the meanest overbite. She look like her mom was a slave and her dad was a horse. She prolly give some life-threatening head though. But the baddest bitch in this whole class was Mr. G’s wife. I be staring at that picture of her on his desk and just be drooling and shit. Her titties look like 2 healthy balloons. It’s something bout that MILF next door word to @lilboom. I’d break her 43 year old back in a heart beat. Make Mr. G pay for her hip replacements.’” *dabs forehead with towel* “‘Then there’s this bitch Sara. On God I’d hire Randy Orton to RKO her ass off a cliff if I could. I bet she eat celery with no ranch. Why she built like a 4th grader with a decent fashion sense. Nah scratch that, this bitch got on some beat up Converse and a Twenty One Pilots shirt. I should deck her shit right now.’” *takes a sip of water* “‘All the dudes in this class lame too. This nigga Paul next to me sagging in his chair. First of all, who the fuck sags anymore. Tempted to give this nigga a mega wedgie word to Captain Underpants. Damn I haven’t seen a Captain Underpants book in a while. Wasn’t there a movie about that shit? I’m rambling though. Damn I’m almost at the bottom of the page. Lemme say one more thing then. If I’m forced to read this aloud then I’m swallowing the cyanide pill in my tooth right afterwards.’” *i put the notebook down* “Wait, you’ll do what?” The teacher says. Cya(nide). ttstorytime
                
            

            
            
*me in my creative writing class* *slowly falling asleep* *out cold* “TEROME!” *I quickly wake up* *the whole class is looking at me* “Wo...

            
            
        

    



        

            
                
                    
                    
                
            
        
        

            






        

            
                
                    
                    
                
            
        
        

            






        

            
                
                    
                    
                
            
        
        

            






        

            
                
                    
                    
                
            
        
        

            







     fattest: Katmai National Park&Preserve added 3 new photos.
 Yesterday at 1:03pm-
 The people have spoken. 480 Otis has been voted the #FatBearTuesday
 Champion! It was a close race, and many worthy opponents gave it their all,
 which we applaud them for. Not all bears have what it takes to survive in the
 unforgiving land of Alaska, let alone make as prosperous a living as 480
 Otis. Needing to eat a year's worth of food in less than 6 months is a difficult
 obstacle to overcome. It's survival of the fattest in the bear world, and 480
 Otis has found some seriously successful strategies for plumping up.
 Fishing primarily in the far pool (AKA Otis's office,) 480 stays out of harm's
 way, avoiding more dominant bears like 856 and 747, who prefer to fish in
 the productive "jacuzzi" area. With patience and learned experience, Otis
 saves his energy by remaining in one place all day, converting salmon into
 the maximum amount of lard around his belly. It's earned him his second
 title for fattest bear, but also earned him a great chance at surviving the
 long, harsh winter ahead. Otis may not be the most dominant or lively bear
 around, but he is the fattest. Cheers to you, Otis.

i-am-jayde:

triplehamburgerjack:

rosepetalbath:

I’m proud of him

He is just fucking great.

Fat pets who are obviously unhealthy:  Bad
Wild animals who are fat because of humans:  Bad
Wild animals who are supposed to be fat:  Good
Wild animals who have gotten super fat because they’re just that good at survival:  Very Good

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                 fattest: Katmai National Park&Preserve added 3 new photos.
 Yesterday at 1:03pm-
 The people have spoken. 480 Otis has been voted the #FatBearTuesday
 Champion! It was a close race, and many worthy opponents gave it their all,
 which we applaud them for. Not all bears have what it takes to survive in the
 unforgiving land of Alaska, let alone make as prosperous a living as 480
 Otis. Needing to eat a year's worth of food in less than 6 months is a difficult
 obstacle to overcome. It's survival of the fattest in the bear world, and 480
 Otis has found some seriously successful strategies for plumping up.
 Fishing primarily in the far pool (AKA Otis's office,) 480 stays out of harm's
 way, avoiding more dominant bears like 856 and 747, who prefer to fish in
 the productive "jacuzzi" area. With patience and learned experience, Otis
 saves his energy by remaining in one place all day, converting salmon into
 the maximum amount of lard around his belly. It's earned him his second
 title for fattest bear, but also earned him a great chance at surviving the
 long, harsh winter ahead. Otis may not be the most dominant or lively bear
 around, but he is the fattest. Cheers to you, Otis.

i-am-jayde:

triplehamburgerjack:

rosepetalbath:

I’m proud of him

He is just fucking great.

Fat pets who are obviously unhealthy:  Bad
Wild animals who are fat because of humans:  Bad
Wild animals who are supposed to be fat:  Good
Wild animals who have gotten super fat because they’re just that good at survival:  Very Good

                
            

            
            
i-am-jayde:

triplehamburgerjack:

rosepetalbath:

I’m proud of him

He is just fucking great.

Fat pets who are obviously unhealthy:  Ba...

            
            
        

    



        

            
                
                    
                    
                
            
        
        

            







     fattest: Katmai National Park&Preserve added 3 new photos.
 Yesterday at 1:03pm-
 The people have spoken. 480 Otis has been voted the #FatBearTuesday
 Champion! It was a close race, and many worthy opponents gave it their all,
 which we applaud them for. Not all bears have what it takes to survive in the
 unforgiving land of Alaska, let alone make as prosperous a living as 480
 Otis. Needing to eat a year's worth of food in less than 6 months is a difficult
 obstacle to overcome. It's survival of the fattest in the bear world, and 480
 Otis has found some seriously successful strategies for plumping up.
 Fishing primarily in the far pool (AKA Otis's office,) 480 stays out of harm's
 way, avoiding more dominant bears like 856 and 747, who prefer to fish in
 the productive "jacuzzi" area. With patience and learned experience, Otis
 saves his energy by remaining in one place all day, converting salmon into
 the maximum amount of lard around his belly. It's earned him his second
 title for fattest bear, but also earned him a great chance at surviving the
 long, harsh winter ahead. Otis may not be the most dominant or lively bear
 around, but he is the fattest. Cheers to you, Otis.

<p><a href="https://i-am-jayde.tumblr.com/post/167916115551/triplehamburgerjack-rosepetalbath-im-proud" class="tumblr_blog">i-am-jayde</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://triplehamburgerjack.tumblr.com/post/152159094071">triplehamburgerjack</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rosepetalbath.tumblr.com/post/152037603835">rosepetalbath</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>I’m proud of him</p>
</blockquote>
<p>He is just fucking great.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Fat pets who are obviously unhealthy:  Bad</p>
<p>Wild animals who are fat because of humans:  Bad</p>
<p>Wild animals who are supposed to be fat:  Good</p>
<p>Wild animals who have gotten super fat because they’re just that good at survival:  Very Good</p>
</blockquote>
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                 fattest: Katmai National Park&Preserve added 3 new photos.
 Yesterday at 1:03pm-
 The people have spoken. 480 Otis has been voted the #FatBearTuesday
 Champion! It was a close race, and many worthy opponents gave it their all,
 which we applaud them for. Not all bears have what it takes to survive in the
 unforgiving land of Alaska, let alone make as prosperous a living as 480
 Otis. Needing to eat a year's worth of food in less than 6 months is a difficult
 obstacle to overcome. It's survival of the fattest in the bear world, and 480
 Otis has found some seriously successful strategies for plumping up.
 Fishing primarily in the far pool (AKA Otis's office,) 480 stays out of harm's
 way, avoiding more dominant bears like 856 and 747, who prefer to fish in
 the productive "jacuzzi" area. With patience and learned experience, Otis
 saves his energy by remaining in one place all day, converting salmon into
 the maximum amount of lard around his belly. It's earned him his second
 title for fattest bear, but also earned him a great chance at surviving the
 long, harsh winter ahead. Otis may not be the most dominant or lively bear
 around, but he is the fattest. Cheers to you, Otis.

<p><a href="https://i-am-jayde.tumblr.com/post/167916115551/triplehamburgerjack-rosepetalbath-im-proud" class="tumblr_blog">i-am-jayde</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://triplehamburgerjack.tumblr.com/post/152159094071">triplehamburgerjack</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rosepetalbath.tumblr.com/post/152037603835">rosepetalbath</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>I’m proud of him</p>
</blockquote>
<p>He is just fucking great.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Fat pets who are obviously unhealthy:  Bad</p>
<p>Wild animals who are fat because of humans:  Bad</p>
<p>Wild animals who are supposed to be fat:  Good</p>
<p>Wild animals who have gotten super fat because they’re just that good at survival:  Very Good</p>
</blockquote>
                
            

            
            
<p><a href="https://i-am-jayde.tumblr.com/post/167916115551/triplehamburgerjack-rosepetalbath-im-proud" class="tumblr_blog">i-am-jayde</a...