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Aaron Rodgers, Ass, and Basketball: School nurses be like "Put ice on it @codeinist I truly believe school nurses just watch one first aid video and they are hired. My high school ain't even had a school nurse that's how useless they have become. It was 8th grade and it rained outside so we had to play recess indoors at the gym. No one bought a basketball but my bro Antonio had a football on him that day. I don't play football because Im a clitoris. I can not take a hit. But when my mom use to give me beatings I would catch the belt like I was oBJ. My hands were unmatched. We was some reckless young niggas. No pads or protection we playing tackle foot ball on hard wooden floor. It's 4th down and my team still stuck on the free throw line in our In zone. My boy Craig threw me a AARON Rodgers hail marry for us to win the game. Instead it turned to a interception in our in zone. My whole camera relatively shifted 180 degrees. I seen Antonio shocked he even caught the ball. I came in hot like the middle in Mario to tackle Antonio. Nigga pressed square on his psp and just spin moved my ass. I turned my head to see where he gone too, I ran into the wall. Whole hand felt funny. I look down and see my Wrist bone sticking out like mega mans sword. I heard to school aid look and say “He needed some milk”. My whole forearm childish for pulling a Kevin Ware. You know how you look at some fucked yo shit and it don’t process until you go into a painful shock? Bruh I booked it to the nurse office holding my hand like a fainted Pokémon from battle. I met Nurse Jameka busting down a $5 pop eyes box. I’m in there crying she says “oh baby no trouble that ain’t nothing this ice pack cant do”. BITCH! My grandma pulled up a hour later to pick me up. Grandma put vix on my throat and told me get some rest. Since then I ain’t touch a football. My jumpshot all fucked up. I can’t finger bitches with my right hand it be cramping up.
Aaron Rodgers, Ass, and Basketball: School nurses be like "Put ice on
 it
 @codeinist
I truly believe school nurses just watch one first aid video and they are hired. My high school ain't even had a school nurse that's how useless they have become. It was 8th grade and it rained outside so we had to play recess indoors at the gym. No one bought a basketball but my bro Antonio had a football on him that day. I don't play football because Im a clitoris. I can not take a hit. But when my mom use to give me beatings I would catch the belt like I was oBJ. My hands were unmatched. We was some reckless young niggas. No pads or protection we playing tackle foot ball on hard wooden floor. It's 4th down and my team still stuck on the free throw line in our In zone. My boy Craig threw me a AARON Rodgers hail marry for us to win the game. Instead it turned to a interception in our in zone. My whole camera relatively shifted 180 degrees. I seen Antonio shocked he even caught the ball. I came in hot like the middle in Mario to tackle Antonio. Nigga pressed square on his psp and just spin moved my ass. I turned my head to see where he gone too, I ran into the wall. Whole hand felt funny. I look down and see my Wrist bone sticking out like mega mans sword. I heard to school aid look and say “He needed some milk”. My whole forearm childish for pulling a Kevin Ware. You know how you look at some fucked yo shit and it don’t process until you go into a painful shock? Bruh I booked it to the nurse office holding my hand like a fainted Pokémon from battle. I met Nurse Jameka busting down a $5 pop eyes box. I’m in there crying she says “oh baby no trouble that ain’t nothing this ice pack cant do”. BITCH! My grandma pulled up a hour later to pick me up. Grandma put vix on my throat and told me get some rest. Since then I ain’t touch a football. My jumpshot all fucked up. I can’t finger bitches with my right hand it be cramping up.

I truly believe school nurses just watch one first aid video and they are hired. My high school ain't even had a school nurse that's how use...