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Dank, Dogs, and Fucking: Uncategorized Woman Kills 8 Puppies In Front Of Their Mother "To Teach Her A Lesson" November 9, 2019admin Comments Time for a Fucking crusade. Respect Dogs by DaddyLordAndrew MORE MEMES

Respect Dogs by DaddyLordAndrew MORE MEMES

Soon..., Phenomenon, and Can: Verschlimmbessern German To try to improve something but just end up making it worse Vorführeffekt The phenomenon of failing at doing something you can normally do as soon as you try to show it to someone German For those times you are debugging or have to type in front of people

For those times you are debugging or have to type in front of people

Club, Focus, and Step: Focus on the step in front of you, not the whole staircase. homebody club

Omg, Yes, and Check: Do you like surprises? Omg yes Check your front porch Delivered Suprise

Suprise

Cum, Dude, and Fucking: Fixed it. MOMS SHOULD MOMS SHOULD GET Wait in line like A FAST PASS TO THE FRONT OF THE everybody else, you're not special because you let somebody cum inside vOu LINE AT COFFEE SHOPS. HONEY, YOU'RE 22&SLEPT 10 HOURS LAST NIGHT? GET TO THE BACK OF THE LINE Holy shit you fucking killed her dude Proper format means something to me

Proper format means something to me

Love, How, and You: 112 "How do you know when it's over?" "Maybe when you feel more in love with your memories than with the person standing in front of you."

Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook New Aad Cl Ad F Sn Epem MAN SKILLS By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich &Ben H. Wioiss THE COAIPLETE How To GIVE A DoG THE How to Perform the Heimlich HEIMLICH MANEUVER Maneuver on Your Cat 1 Check for throat obstructions Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat, looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see it, carefully tongue forward for a better view Kneel and hold the cat in front of you, close to your chest. Place one forearm under the remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the cat's front legs and hold him up and out- stretched, facing away 2 Shake the obstruction free If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind legs from you. Place the fist of your other hand just below the bottom so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed the next step. to rib. Give two or three 3 Place your arms around the dog's waist. With the dog standing together around the stomach, placing them just below the last rib quick, firm pushes inward to force the air lying down, clasp your hands or out of the lungs and dislodge the object 4 Compress the stomach Push up five times rapidly How To SAVE YOURSELF 5 Check for an obstruction Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object dislodged FROM CHOKING was 1 Try to talk. you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person Heimlich maneuver 6 Repeat. If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly If between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the object is knocked free 2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level. If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree stump, fence, ledge, or large rock 3 Face the object. 4 Bend over the object. Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above your navel 5 Fall Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object This movement should force the air up your windpipe and eject the item that is blocking your airway Place your arms around the dog's waist below the last rib and compress the stomach WARNING! An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him. choking 69 How To TREAT SUNBURN 1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not apply any suntan lotion to the burn. Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool- How To DEAL WITH INSOMNIA ing air Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol. Stretch or do light exercise an hour before 2 Put a cool compress on the sunburn Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad, wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress bed. A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension Take a warm bath. A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn area is very large Eat a bedtime snack. Drink warm milk or herbal tea. 3 Drink three to six ounces of water. Cover illuminated clocks Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help the skin by promoting sweating. to cool Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your to es. 4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn. Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it feels cool to the skin Think pleasant thoughts. oCount sheep. 5 Take a pain pill and lie still Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air 6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all symptoms that could point to something sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor How to Cure Hiccups worse than a ild WARNING! Always higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into the sun. use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are stronger near the equator and at high altitudes. Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke, which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion has progressed to heatstroke NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as two days or as long the burn Fill a tall glass with water front of you, lean forward over the glass mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt Holding the glass in so that your as two weeks, depending upon the severity of the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and the top away from you; drink the water as it moves toward the front of the glass ailments 51 awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

God, Love, and Nasty: Show me another» Open Question Is it illegal to throw aborted fetus at people? I didn't actually throw fetus at people, but when my GF went to the abortion clinic to have an abortion there were christians out the front and they were being really nasty and menacing, saying she's go to hell and that she was a murderer and that they'd stop people like her one day About a week laterI blended a raw chicken up and put it in a plastic bag. and went inside the dinic early in the morning when it had just opened. I came out and threw the chioken at the Christians, and said "if you love fetus so much why don't you kiss this one Boxcar Can I get prosecuted for this? P Report Abuse 57 seconds ago-4 days et to answer Answer Question kokoroattack OH MY GOD Yeetus the fetus

Yeetus the fetus

Work, Untitled, and Yes: THIS THING IS AWFUL IT DOESN'T WORK AT ALL ANYMORE WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE PRINTER? OFFLINE AGAIN IT'S A PIECE OF GARBAGE. ABSOLUTELY USELESS YES, MA'AM THEY SAID IT RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME TTumran Resrces ANTHONYCAMAROTA.COM/UNTITLED 2019 Printer [OC]

Printer [OC]

Girls, Head, and Saw: So this kid at the park today... I was sitting on a bench eating a donut (Dunkin is bomb by the way) when I saw 2 little kids in front of me, a boy and a girl. The girl smacked the kid in face and said G: I can hit you cause I'm a girl and you can't hit me cause you're a boy And then put an L on her forehead. Then the boy grabbed a stick and said: B:boys can't hit girls but sticks can And just wacked her on the head, I laughed so hard that I almost choked on my donut. Award 404 30 Share O yearn for true gender equality О0X What a lad

What a lad

Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook New Aad Cl Ad F Sn Epem MAN SKILLS By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich &Ben H. Wioiss THE COAIPLETE How To GIVE A DoG THE How to Perform the Heimlich HEIMLICH MANEUVER Maneuver on Your Cat 1 Check for throat obstructions Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat, looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see it, carefully tongue forward for a better view Kneel and hold the cat in front of you, close to your chest. Place one forearm under the remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the cat's front legs and hold him up and out- stretched, facing away 2 Shake the obstruction free If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind legs from you. Place the fist of your other hand just below the bottom so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed the next step. to rib. Give two or three 3 Place your arms around the dog's waist. With the dog standing together around the stomach, placing them just below the last rib quick, firm pushes inward to force the air lying down, clasp your hands or out of the lungs and dislodge the object 4 Compress the stomach Push up five times rapidly How To SAVE YOURSELF 5 Check for an obstruction Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object dislodged FROM CHOKING was 1 Try to talk. you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person Heimlich maneuver 6 Repeat. If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly If between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the object is knocked free 2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level. If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree stump, fence, ledge, or large rock 3 Face the object. 4 Bend over the object. Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above your navel 5 Fall Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object This movement should force the air up your windpipe and eject the item that is blocking your airway Place your arms around the dog's waist below the last rib and compress the stomach WARNING! An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him. choking 69 How To TREAT SUNBURN 1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not apply any suntan lotion to the burn. Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool- How To DEAL WITH INSOMNIA ing air Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol. Stretch or do light exercise an hour before 2 Put a cool compress on the sunburn Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad, wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress bed. A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension Take a warm bath. A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn area is very large Eat a bedtime snack. Drink warm milk or herbal tea. 3 Drink three to six ounces of water. Cover illuminated clocks Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help the skin by promoting sweating. to cool Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your to es. 4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn. Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it feels cool to the skin Think pleasant thoughts. oCount sheep. 5 Take a pain pill and lie still Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air 6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all symptoms that could point to something sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor How to Cure Hiccups worse than a ild WARNING! Always higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into the sun. use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are stronger near the equator and at high altitudes. Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke, which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion has progressed to heatstroke NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as two days or as long the burn Fill a tall glass with water front of you, lean forward over the glass mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt Holding the glass in so that your as two weeks, depending upon the severity of the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and the top away from you; drink the water as it moves toward the front of the glass ailments 51 awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

Facebook, God, and California: Juwon Data scientist at Facebook University of California, Berkeley One day I was at the grocery store and this elderly lady was in front of me and the total bill for her groceries was $300 but her card was declined. So y'all ready know what I did, God gonna bless me one day It was a lot of groceries but I helped her put it all back X Humans being bros

Humans being bros

Memes, Imgur, and Been: WHEN YOUVE BEEN POSTING MEMES ON IMGUR FOR 24 HOURS AND HAVENT MADE THE FRONT PAGE I'm going to need to speak with your manager, thanks... imgflipcom Who is in charge here!?

Who is in charge here!?

Instagram, Teacher, and Tumblr: Teacher in front of class to me: You got 10% in the test. class: "laughs Teacher: it was the highest of the class. melonmemes:Follow us on instagram for the best content!: https://www.instagram.com/realmelonmemes

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Family, Head, and Pizza: the mafia in my hometown ran a pizza chain as a front and it got so popular that the head of the family just stopped doing crimes and they do pizza full time now authcom doomguy 4:19 PM pizza time Unexpectedly wholesome?

Unexpectedly wholesome?

Meme, Good, and How: When you upvote a good meme in "new" and see it on the front page five hours later You were in the parking lot earlier. That's how Iknow you. See you later, guys

See you later, guys

Family, Head, and Pizza: the mafia in my hometown ran a pizza chain as a front and it got so popular that the head of the family just stopped doing crimes and they do pizza full time now authcom doomguy 4:19 PM pizza time Unexpectedly wholesome?

Unexpectedly wholesome?

Back, Charge, and For: MOAN I charge 20$ for front and back

I charge 20$ for front and back

Been, Net, and Who: Inever pretended to be somebodyelse. It's been me all along. And it was me who was hurt in front of everybody. https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook New Aad Cl Ad F Sn Epem MAN SKILLS By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich &Ben H. Wioiss THE COAIPLETE How To GIVE A DoG THE How to Perform the Heimlich HEIMLICH MANEUVER Maneuver on Your Cat 1 Check for throat obstructions Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat, looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see it, carefully tongue forward for a better view Kneel and hold the cat in front of you, close to your chest. Place one forearm under the remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the cat's front legs and hold him up and out- stretched, facing away 2 Shake the obstruction free If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind legs from you. Place the fist of your other hand just below the bottom so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed the next step. to rib. Give two or three 3 Place your arms around the dog's waist. With the dog standing together around the stomach, placing them just below the last rib quick, firm pushes inward to force the air lying down, clasp your hands or out of the lungs and dislodge the object 4 Compress the stomach Push up five times rapidly How To SAVE YOURSELF 5 Check for an obstruction Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object dislodged FROM CHOKING was 1 Try to talk. you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person Heimlich maneuver 6 Repeat. If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly If between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the object is knocked free 2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level. If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree stump, fence, ledge, or large rock 3 Face the object. 4 Bend over the object. Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above your navel 5 Fall Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object This movement should force the air up your windpipe and eject the item that is blocking your airway Place your arms around the dog's waist below the last rib and compress the stomach WARNING! An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him. choking 69 How To TREAT SUNBURN 1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not apply any suntan lotion to the burn. Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool- How To DEAL WITH INSOMNIA ing air Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol. Stretch or do light exercise an hour before 2 Put a cool compress on the sunburn Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad, wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress bed. A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension Take a warm bath. A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn area is very large Eat a bedtime snack. Drink warm milk or herbal tea. 3 Drink three to six ounces of water. Cover illuminated clocks Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help the skin by promoting sweating. to cool Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your to es. 4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn. Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it feels cool to the skin Think pleasant thoughts. oCount sheep. 5 Take a pain pill and lie still Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air 6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all symptoms that could point to something sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor How to Cure Hiccups worse than a ild WARNING! Always higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into the sun. use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are stronger near the equator and at high altitudes. Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke, which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion has progressed to heatstroke NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as two days or as long the burn Fill a tall glass with water front of you, lean forward over the glass mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt Holding the glass in so that your as two weeks, depending upon the severity of the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and the top away from you; drink the water as it moves toward the front of the glass ailments 51 awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook New Aad Cl Ad F Sn Epem MAN SKILLS By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich &Ben H. Wioiss THE COAIPLETE How To GIVE A DoG THE How to Perform the Heimlich HEIMLICH MANEUVER Maneuver on Your Cat 1 Check for throat obstructions Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat, looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see it, carefully tongue forward for a better view Kneel and hold the cat in front of you, close to your chest. Place one forearm under the remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the cat's front legs and hold him up and out- stretched, facing away 2 Shake the obstruction free If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind legs from you. Place the fist of your other hand just below the bottom so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed the next step. to rib. Give two or three 3 Place your arms around the dog's waist. With the dog standing together around the stomach, placing them just below the last rib quick, firm pushes inward to force the air lying down, clasp your hands or out of the lungs and dislodge the object 4 Compress the stomach Push up five times rapidly How To SAVE YOURSELF 5 Check for an obstruction Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object dislodged FROM CHOKING was 1 Try to talk. you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person Heimlich maneuver 6 Repeat. If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly If between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the object is knocked free 2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level. If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree stump, fence, ledge, or large rock 3 Face the object. 4 Bend over the object. Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above your navel 5 Fall Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object This movement should force the air up your windpipe and eject the item that is blocking your airway Place your arms around the dog's waist below the last rib and compress the stomach WARNING! An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him. choking 69 How To TREAT SUNBURN 1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not apply any suntan lotion to the burn. Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool- How To DEAL WITH INSOMNIA ing air Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol. Stretch or do light exercise an hour before 2 Put a cool compress on the sunburn Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad, wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress bed. A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension Take a warm bath. A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn area is very large Eat a bedtime snack. Drink warm milk or herbal tea. 3 Drink three to six ounces of water. Cover illuminated clocks Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help the skin by promoting sweating. to cool Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your to es. 4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn. Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it feels cool to the skin Think pleasant thoughts. oCount sheep. 5 Take a pain pill and lie still Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air 6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all symptoms that could point to something sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor How to Cure Hiccups worse than a ild WARNING! Always higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into the sun. use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are stronger near the equator and at high altitudes. Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke, which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion has progressed to heatstroke NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as two days or as long the burn Fill a tall glass with water front of you, lean forward over the glass mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt Holding the glass in so that your as two weeks, depending upon the severity of the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and the top away from you; drink the water as it moves toward the front of the glass ailments 51 awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

News, Pussy, and Tumblr: HITCHING A RIDE SEAL SPOTTED ON THE FRONT OF A SHIP NEWS gluten-free-pussy:That’s her Uber

gluten-free-pussy:That’s her Uber

Snitch, Tom Brady, and Twitter: Barry McCockiner @SexyTroopLover Hey, remember when Jeffrey Epstein got killed 2 months ago right before he was about to snitch on a ton of global elites and people just kinda forgot about it? 4:53 PM 10/6/19 Twitter Web App 44.5K Retweets 222K Likes Barry McCockiner @SexyTroopLo... 1d Replying to @SexyTroopLover hold on just got a knock on my front door brb. 60 11.1K ti391 Barry McCockiner @SexyTroopLo... 1d The owner of this account is perfectly safe. Tom Brady is an amazing QB with a ton of talent 106 t3584 17.8K Never forget

Never forget

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Girl, Restaurant, and Chair: A girl in a restaurant asked me "Are you single?". I happily replied "Yes". She took away the extra chair in front of me. Poor man

Poor man

Girl, Restaurant, and Chair: A girl in a restaurant asked me "Are you single?". I happily replied "Yes". She took away the extra chair in front of me. Poor man

Poor man

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Instagram, Meme, and Call of Duty: "I'm a model on Instagram. What about you?" "I'm a soldier in Call of duty." meme delivery, we’ll leave it at the front door

meme delivery, we’ll leave it at the front door

Texts, Open, and Why: Explain to me again why you're all about sweet texts but can't open your damn mouth while standing in front of me. smilingjulie

Tumblr, Blog, and Flowers: cookpot:[id: Photo of a lush garden in front of a little pink house. The garden features trees and a variety of colorful flowers, surrounded by slightly worn wooden fences. Vines climb gently over the sides of the house to show off their little green leaves. End id.]

cookpot:[id: Photo of a lush garden in front of a little pink house. The garden features trees and a variety of colorful flowers, surrounded...

Heart, Change, and Running: MY HEART WALKING RUNNING Trying to put the change into my wallet in front of the cashier meirl

meirl

Family, Internet, and Target: me on the internet me in front of my family youlovetoseeit:(:

youlovetoseeit:(:

Moms, Mtv, and Reddit: mtv should do a show where they have a young woman read 3 of the horniest messages from guys in her DMs in front of the 3 men's moms and the moms have to guess which one was their son. Reddit every night at 7PM EST imgflip.com Texts

Texts

Memes, Moms, and Mtv: mtv should do a show where they have a young woman read 3 of the horniest messages from guys in her DMs in front of the 3 men's moms and the moms have to guess which one was their son. Reddit every night at 7PM EST imgflip.com Let’s talk about texts, baby via /r/memes https://ift.tt/35r0oOR

Let’s talk about texts, baby via /r/memes https://ift.tt/35r0oOR

Moms, Mtv, and Reddit: mtv should do a show where they have a young woman read 3 of the horniest messages from guys in her DMs in front of the 3 men's moms and the moms have to guess which one was their son. Reddit every night at 7PM EST imgflip.com Let’s talk about texts, baby

Let’s talk about texts, baby

Dank, Memes, and Moms: mtv should do a show where they have a young woman read 3 of the horniest messages from guys in her DMs in front of the 3 men's moms and the moms have to guess which one was their son. Reddit every night at 7PM EST imgflip.com Let’s talk about texts, baby by crashdaddy MORE MEMES

Let’s talk about texts, baby by crashdaddy MORE MEMES

Germany, Help, and Russia: ww1 Germany smuggling Lenin into Russia to help close the eastern front Communist Russia occupying east Germany 30 years later

Fake, Love, and Wow: Kyle @KylePlantEmoji Imade some offhanded comment about hating how I looked in front of my nephew, and he looked at me and said "just because you would change parts of something doesn't mean you can't love it" And I was like wow, making up this story about a fake kid really changed my perspective

Check, Get, and Please: striders (over the intercom) could we get a vibe check at the front register please atlasnox iamoutofideas S iamoutofideas smackdonalds

Fake, Love, and Wow: Kyle @KylePlantEmoji Imade some offhanded comment about hating how I looked in front of my nephew, and he looked at me and said "just because you would change parts of something doesn't mean you can't love it" And I was like wow, making up this story about a fake kid really changed my perspective

Memes, Today, and 🤖: Today in Techno-Frankie—per the sitter, he PLUGGED IN an electric fan, turned it up, stood in front of it like https://t.co/zPCOR3lZxi

Today in Techno-Frankie—per the sitter, he PLUGGED IN an electric fan, turned it up, stood in front of it like https://t.co/zPCOR3lZxi

Butt, Twitter, and Computer: thebe kgositsile @earlxsweat butt naked standing in front of the computer with the captain Morgan stance I just wanna say to the federal agent looking thru my front cam welcome to the meat show Cuzo 5:52 PM Oct 5, 2019 Twitter Web App 15.3K Likes 4.3K Retweets

Food, Money, and Old People: unclefather cashier: I'm sorry it's going to be a 5 minute wait for your food old people: let me speak to your manager. This never would have happened in my day. And yet you all want the minimum wage raised. I'm going to kill you cashier: I'm sorry it's going to be a 5 minute wait for your food millennials: okay, my apologies. I apologize for the inconvenience. I'm sorry I'm here sapphic-pink-kryptonite me, walking into a store: are you guys busy? i can come back later. please don't push yourselves on my account. things happen heatherleigh02 Had a baby boomer in front of me at the Dairy Queen. She INSISTED she was a Blizzard EXPERT and there was simply NOT ENOUGH chocolate pieces in her blizzard and she wanted to complain to "whoever is in charge". She's going on and on with this teenager. The teenager is calmly explaining they make them all the same etc etc procedure etc etc. But this woman is now yelling at the teen So I walk past the woman and put money in teen's tip jar. Haven't even gotten ice cream yet. Woman looks at me. Turns back and yells some more with the teen. I put more money in the tip jar. The teen smiles at me. The woman can't think of what to say to me and stops yelling, because I'm looking at her dead in the eye like "atm is over there, I can go all night. The more you yell at her, the more money she makes." aplatonicjacuzzi Aggressive generosity to combat boomer selfishness is so punk

Aggressive generosity to combat boomer selfishness is so punk

Crime, Pizza, and Restaurant: Pizza Shop Set up as Front by Mafia Quickly Became Most Popular Restaurant in Neighborhood avi-3mls The secret ingredient is crime.

Bad, MeIRL, and Pet: Please bro Please pet me Please I'll front u a 20 if u do man i need to purr so bad bro please meirl

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Animals, Rabbit, and Childish: jik as a farmer] yoongi: isn't naming all your animals after famous rappers a little... childish? jk: how dare you say that in front of kendrick llama, chance the rabbit, childish lambino, beaky minaj, the notorious P.I.G, quacklemore, Dr. Neigh... jk: and Agoose D! yoongi:

Children, Fake, and Photoshop: Ampar i LADBIBLE.COM Fake Photo Of Greta Thunberg Eating Lunch In Front Of Poor Children Sparks Outrage *Photoshop* Reality can be whatever I want Wonderful

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