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Dumb, Future, and Shit: THE GOVERNMENT
EMPTY
MY
RIGHTS
PROMISESR
OF FREE SHIT
redbloodedamerica:
mojrim:This dumb bullshit again? What rights are you losing to social security and medicare?
How about the right to keep all the fruits of your labor for starters? Followed up by the right of non-participation.
âWhat rights are you losing to having portions of your paycheck taken away because the government thinks youâre too stupid to save for your future on your own and the savings account they make you probably wonât even still be there by the time youâre old enough to reap the benefits of it?â
![Dumb, Future, and Shit: THE GOVERNMENT
EMPTY
MY
RIGHTS
PROMISESR
OF FREE SHIT
redbloodedamerica:
mojrim:This dumb bullshit again? What rights are you losing to social security and medicare?
How about the right to keep all the fruits of your labor for starters? Followed up by the right of non-participation.
âWhat rights are you losing to having portions of your paycheck taken away because the government thinks youâre too stupid to save for your future on your own and the savings account they make you probably wonât even still be there by the time youâre old enough to reap the benefits of it?â]()
redbloodedamerica: mojrim:This dumb bullshit again? What rights are you losing to social security and medicare? How about the right to kee...
Club, Future, and Tumblr: HEY BABE,WAKE UP
IHAVE A
OUESTIONIFOR YOU
CANT TALK(NOW
KAREN IREALLY
NEED TOSLEEP
ITS JUST THAT DOESTHE FACT THAT
NOTIME TRAVELERS FROM THE FUTURE
HAVE COME TO VISIT US MEAN
THAT HUMANITY NEVER INVENTSTIME TRAVEL
AT FIRSTITHOUGHT THAT HAD
TO BE THE CASE,BUT RELATIVE
TOTHE FIRST PEOPLE TO
TIMETRAVELTHEY MIGHT HAVE
COME TOTHE SAME CONCLUSION
UNTILTHEY BECAME THE FIRST
TIME TRAVEL COULD BE ACHIEVED
BY HUMANITY.ITS JUSTTHAT
WE LUVE ON THE ORIGINAL
TIMEUNE BEFORE IT HAPPENED
OKAY,BUT THAT BEGS
THEQUESTION
WHEN MULTIPLE PEOPLE HAVE
TIME MACHINES WHO CAN
TRULY CLAIM TO BE
THE FIRSTTIME TRAVELER?
IFTHE FIRSTTIME MACHINEI
INVENTED IN 2030 WHATS TO STOP
SOMEONE FROM 2035 GOING BACKT
2029 AND CLAIMING THEYWERE
THE FIRSTTO BUILD ONE
ENACTLY BOTH WOULD BE
TELLUNG THE TRUTHTECHNICALI
SOIN THAT SCENARIO
WHO INVENTEDIT FIRSTP
SO FINDING THETRUE FIRST
TIMEITRAVELER WOULD GETIMORE DIFFICULT
THE MORETIMETRAVELERS THERE ARE
WHYIS THIS THETYPE OF
SHITYOU ALWAYS HITIME
WITH INTHE MORNING KAREN
laughoutloud-club:
KARENâS BACK AT IT AGAIN
![Club, Future, and Tumblr: HEY BABE,WAKE UP
IHAVE A
OUESTIONIFOR YOU
CANT TALK(NOW
KAREN IREALLY
NEED TOSLEEP
ITS JUST THAT DOESTHE FACT THAT
NOTIME TRAVELERS FROM THE FUTURE
HAVE COME TO VISIT US MEAN
THAT HUMANITY NEVER INVENTSTIME TRAVEL
AT FIRSTITHOUGHT THAT HAD
TO BE THE CASE,BUT RELATIVE
TOTHE FIRST PEOPLE TO
TIMETRAVELTHEY MIGHT HAVE
COME TOTHE SAME CONCLUSION
UNTILTHEY BECAME THE FIRST
TIME TRAVEL COULD BE ACHIEVED
BY HUMANITY.ITS JUSTTHAT
WE LUVE ON THE ORIGINAL
TIMEUNE BEFORE IT HAPPENED
OKAY,BUT THAT BEGS
THEQUESTION
WHEN MULTIPLE PEOPLE HAVE
TIME MACHINES WHO CAN
TRULY CLAIM TO BE
THE FIRSTTIME TRAVELER?
IFTHE FIRSTTIME MACHINEI
INVENTED IN 2030 WHATS TO STOP
SOMEONE FROM 2035 GOING BACKT
2029 AND CLAIMING THEYWERE
THE FIRSTTO BUILD ONE
ENACTLY BOTH WOULD BE
TELLUNG THE TRUTHTECHNICALI
SOIN THAT SCENARIO
WHO INVENTEDIT FIRSTP
SO FINDING THETRUE FIRST
TIMEITRAVELER WOULD GETIMORE DIFFICULT
THE MORETIMETRAVELERS THERE ARE
WHYIS THIS THETYPE OF
SHITYOU ALWAYS HITIME
WITH INTHE MORNING KAREN
laughoutloud-club:
KARENâS BACK AT IT AGAIN]()
laughoutloud-club: KARENâS BACK AT IT AGAIN
![Future, Shit, and Focus: No one can make you focus on your
own shit... It's your future and you
gotta claim it... You either bullshit it or
you go get it..
OWORLDSTAR
Own Your Own.... đŻ #Hustle [via QWorldstar]](https://pics.ballmemes.com/no-one-can-make-you-focus-on-your-own-shit-42741329.png)
Future, Dress, and How: How my future daughter will dress
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![Future, Dress, and How: How my future daughter will dress
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Cats, Future, and Love: edwardislands
exmachinus Follow
five-cats
someday, in the distant future, humans will once
again be capable of hearing the phrase "what is
love" without also feeling the primal urge to
respond with "baby don't hurt me"
shamrockjolnes
So at that point, people will say "baby don't hurt
me...no more?
iwantasecretgarden
I tried to scroll past I really did
Source: five-cats
335,351 notes
Thatâs NEVER going to happen!
![Cats, Future, and Love: edwardislands
exmachinus Follow
five-cats
someday, in the distant future, humans will once
again be capable of hearing the phrase "what is
love" without also feeling the primal urge to
respond with "baby don't hurt me"
shamrockjolnes
So at that point, people will say "baby don't hurt
me...no more?
iwantasecretgarden
I tried to scroll past I really did
Source: five-cats
335,351 notes
Thatâs NEVER going to happen!]()
Thatâs NEVER going to happen!
Children, Dank, and Future: Return your shopping cart,
tip your server, hold the door,
pick up the piece of trash that
is blowing away, teach your
children that small acts can
have a ripple effect.
Our choices, our actions,
our future.
Because small things make big changes.
Follow Scary Mommy on Instagram: https://bit.ly/2IGNdki
![Children, Dank, and Future: Return your shopping cart,
tip your server, hold the door,
pick up the piece of trash that
is blowing away, teach your
children that small acts can
have a ripple effect.
Our choices, our actions,
our future.
Because small things make big changes.
Follow Scary Mommy on Instagram: https://bit.ly/2IGNdki]()
Because small things make big changes. Follow Scary Mommy on Instagram: https://bit.ly/2IGNdki
Future, Love, and Soldiers: HISTORY
HUSTLE
Hundreds of love letters between two gay
WWII soldiers were discovered and sold to a
museum. One of them said, "Wouldn't it be
wonderful if all our letters could be published
in the future in a more enlightened time. Then
all the world could see how in love we are."
They are now being made into a book
Were not all the way there yet, but were making progress.
![Future, Love, and Soldiers: HISTORY
HUSTLE
Hundreds of love letters between two gay
WWII soldiers were discovered and sold to a
museum. One of them said, "Wouldn't it be
wonderful if all our letters could be published
in the future in a more enlightened time. Then
all the world could see how in love we are."
They are now being made into a book
Were not all the way there yet, but were making progress.]()
Were not all the way there yet, but were making progress.
Future, Love, and Soldiers: HISTORY
HUSTLE
Hundreds of love letters between two gay
WWII soldiers were discovered and sold to a
museum. One of them said, "Wouldn't it be
wonderful if all our letters could be published
in the future in a more enlightened time. Then
all the world could see how in love we are."
They are now being made into a book
Were not all the way there yet, but were making progress. via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2SQ29lg
![Future, Love, and Soldiers: HISTORY
HUSTLE
Hundreds of love letters between two gay
WWII soldiers were discovered and sold to a
museum. One of them said, "Wouldn't it be
wonderful if all our letters could be published
in the future in a more enlightened time. Then
all the world could see how in love we are."
They are now being made into a book
Were not all the way there yet, but were making progress. via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2SQ29lg]()
Were not all the way there yet, but were making progress. via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2SQ29lg
Future, Love, and Soldiers: HISTORY
HUSTLE
Hundreds of love letters between two gay
WWII soldiers were discovered and sold to a
museum. One of them said, "Wouldn't it be
wonderful if all our letters could be published
in the future in a more enlightened time. Then
all the world could see how in love we are."
They are now being made into a book
Were not all the way there yet, but were making progress.
![Future, Love, and Soldiers: HISTORY
HUSTLE
Hundreds of love letters between two gay
WWII soldiers were discovered and sold to a
museum. One of them said, "Wouldn't it be
wonderful if all our letters could be published
in the future in a more enlightened time. Then
all the world could see how in love we are."
They are now being made into a book
Were not all the way there yet, but were making progress.]()
Were not all the way there yet, but were making progress.
Back to the Future, Donald Trump, and Future: DID YOU KNOw
MOVIES
FACT #1274
The screenwriter for Back to the Future Part
Il said the older, creepier, millionaire
hotel-mogul version of Biff Tannen was
inspired by Donald Trump
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![Back to the Future, Donald Trump, and Future: DID YOU KNOw
MOVIES
FACT #1274
The screenwriter for Back to the Future Part
Il said the older, creepier, millionaire
hotel-mogul version of Biff Tannen was
inspired by Donald Trump
đœïžđŹ âą âą âą âą Double Tap and Tag someone who needs to know this đ All credit to the respective film and producers. Movie Movies Film TV Cinema MovieNight Hollywood Netflix backtothefuture donaldtrump president backtothefuture2]()
đœïžđŹ âą âą âą âą Double Tap and Tag someone who needs to know this đ All credit to the respective film and producers. Movie Movies Film TV Cinema...
![Crying, Cute, and Future: te-amo-corazon:
isaia:
thebunnyofevil:
aresmarked:
thelouringlady:
When your spouse is a voice actorâŠ.
Harry Shum Jr: Alright Iâm about to cook some dinner right no-Shelby Rabara [in her Peridot voice]: No one wants to eat your dinner you clod.
My future husband will have to deal with the same thingâŠ
=w=b
Im crying theyâre so cute
they are!!!!!
CLOD](https://pics.ballmemes.com/te-amo-corazon-isaia-thebunnyofevil-aresmarked-thelouringlady-when-your-spouse-is-a-42178386.png)
Butt, Future, and I Bet: YOUR
DRAWING'S
WEIRD.
I BET I COULD
READ MY FUTURE
IN YOUR ZITS
REALLY? ARE
YOU LESS OF A
DWEEB THERE?
YOUR
FACE IS
WEIRD
CHARLOTTE GOMEZ/BUZZFEED
NICE
DRESS.
LOVE
YOU.
NICE
BUTT
BOW
LOVE YOU
TOO, LOSER.
BEST
FRANDS
Tag your BFF (by @charlottehgomez)
![Butt, Future, and I Bet: YOUR
DRAWING'S
WEIRD.
I BET I COULD
READ MY FUTURE
IN YOUR ZITS
REALLY? ARE
YOU LESS OF A
DWEEB THERE?
YOUR
FACE IS
WEIRD
CHARLOTTE GOMEZ/BUZZFEED
NICE
DRESS.
LOVE
YOU.
NICE
BUTT
BOW
LOVE YOU
TOO, LOSER.
BEST
FRANDS
Tag your BFF (by @charlottehgomez)]()
Tag your BFF (by @charlottehgomez)
Future, Memes, and Target: Kyle Lukoff
@Shekels_Library
Kids find out I'm trans: "Oh ok"
Kids see me wear my glasses for
the first time: "YOU'RE WEARING
GLASSES!! WHY DO YOU HAVE
GLASSES ON?! I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU WORE GLASSES!!!!"
4:59 AM 08 Feb 19 Twitter Web Client
positive-memes:The future generation has their priorities right
![Future, Memes, and Target: Kyle Lukoff
@Shekels_Library
Kids find out I'm trans: "Oh ok"
Kids see me wear my glasses for
the first time: "YOU'RE WEARING
GLASSES!! WHY DO YOU HAVE
GLASSES ON?! I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU WORE GLASSES!!!!"
4:59 AM 08 Feb 19 Twitter Web Client
positive-memes:The future generation has their priorities right]()
positive-memes:The future generation has their priorities right
Future, Memes, and Tumblr: Kyle Lukoff
@Shekels_Library
Kids find out I'm trans: "Oh ok"
Kids see me wear my glasses for
the first time: "YOU'RE WEARING
GLASSES!! WHY DO YOU HAVE
GLASSES ON?! I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU WORE GLASSES!!!!"
4:59 AM 08 Feb 19 Twitter Web Client
positive-memes:The future generation has their priorities right
![Future, Memes, and Tumblr: Kyle Lukoff
@Shekels_Library
Kids find out I'm trans: "Oh ok"
Kids see me wear my glasses for
the first time: "YOU'RE WEARING
GLASSES!! WHY DO YOU HAVE
GLASSES ON?! I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU WORE GLASSES!!!!"
4:59 AM 08 Feb 19 Twitter Web Client
positive-memes:The future generation has their priorities right]()
positive-memes:The future generation has their priorities right
Future, Twitter, and Glasses: Kyle Lukoff
@Shekels_Library
Kids find out I'm trans: "Oh ok"
Kids see me wear my glasses for
the first time: "YOU'RE WEARING
GLASSES!! WHY DO YOU HAVE
GLASSES ON?! I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU WORE GLASSES!!!!"
4:59 AM 08 Feb 19 Twitter Web Client
The future generation has their priorities right
![Future, Twitter, and Glasses: Kyle Lukoff
@Shekels_Library
Kids find out I'm trans: "Oh ok"
Kids see me wear my glasses for
the first time: "YOU'RE WEARING
GLASSES!! WHY DO YOU HAVE
GLASSES ON?! I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU WORE GLASSES!!!!"
4:59 AM 08 Feb 19 Twitter Web Client
The future generation has their priorities right]()
The future generation has their priorities right
Do It Again, Future, and Pizza: 9:41
Bro...
We have a new one coming
f soon sorry. New driver
It's okay. Just thought you
should know. No need for
another
Have to
No no. Please. It's okay
This won't stop me ordering
from you in the future. Great
pizza and always great
service. No worries
(1/2)We make the person
who is responsible fix it it's
the best
(2/2)training we can do
Much better than just telling
them. They will remember
not to do it again if they
have to deliver it again.
Maybe keep as leftover?
I feel badly. Please
don't. Just tell him he got
lucky with a forgiving
customer who holds him
harmless. He was very nice.
Errr
Ok then we will make him
stand in the corner
Ok
But I want a photo of that
Ok
Enjoy
Poor guy. Rough night. The
Text Message
Pay
People Are Laughing At The Way This Boss Punished His New Driver For Destroying Customerâs Pizza
![Do It Again, Future, and Pizza: 9:41
Bro...
We have a new one coming
f soon sorry. New driver
It's okay. Just thought you
should know. No need for
another
Have to
No no. Please. It's okay
This won't stop me ordering
from you in the future. Great
pizza and always great
service. No worries
(1/2)We make the person
who is responsible fix it it's
the best
(2/2)training we can do
Much better than just telling
them. They will remember
not to do it again if they
have to deliver it again.
Maybe keep as leftover?
I feel badly. Please
don't. Just tell him he got
lucky with a forgiving
customer who holds him
harmless. He was very nice.
Errr
Ok then we will make him
stand in the corner
Ok
But I want a photo of that
Ok
Enjoy
Poor guy. Rough night. The
Text Message
Pay
People Are Laughing At The Way This Boss Punished His New Driver For Destroying Customerâs Pizza]()
People Are Laughing At The Way This Boss Punished His New Driver For Destroying Customerâs Pizza
Club, Energy, and Future: vodafone IE oo
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Not a teacher but an evening janitor.
Part of my area is where the robotics club gathers
and works. You quys are so amazina. I wish you
could see what I see. A group of kids who are
well mixed in ethnicity and gender working hard
together. I never see signs of drama when I walk
by. When I look through the windows I can see that
you quys are listening to each other and treating
each other seriously, while also having fun. When
you quys leave at night, your room is my favorite
room to clean. It's always so clean already andI
get to look at your projects and see what all that
elbow grease is doing
It's so encouraging to know that these Kids are
part of our future. They stay an average of 2 hours
after school every day and you can tell it's not
forced. They are so enthusiastic that their energy
practically shines into the hallway. I celebrate every
time a new award is added to the trophy cabinet in
the hall
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![Club, Energy, and Future: vodafone IE oo
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Not a teacher but an evening janitor.
Part of my area is where the robotics club gathers
and works. You quys are so amazina. I wish you
could see what I see. A group of kids who are
well mixed in ethnicity and gender working hard
together. I never see signs of drama when I walk
by. When I look through the windows I can see that
you quys are listening to each other and treating
each other seriously, while also having fun. When
you quys leave at night, your room is my favorite
room to clean. It's always so clean already andI
get to look at your projects and see what all that
elbow grease is doing
It's so encouraging to know that these Kids are
part of our future. They stay an average of 2 hours
after school every day and you can tell it's not
forced. They are so enthusiastic that their energy
practically shines into the hallway. I celebrate every
time a new award is added to the trophy cabinet in
the hall
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