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Phone, Spider, and Grandpa: Jerry
@Jerrypleasure
my grandpa got bitten by a spider and
he was really upset so i went to get
some cream but before i could leave the
room i heard him say "at this age i can't
handle the responsibility of being a
spiderman
At this age, I can't handle the responsibility of remembering to charge my phone at night.
![Phone, Spider, and Grandpa: Jerry
@Jerrypleasure
my grandpa got bitten by a spider and
he was really upset so i went to get
some cream but before i could leave the
room i heard him say "at this age i can't
handle the responsibility of being a
spiderman
At this age, I can't handle the responsibility of remembering to charge my phone at night.]()
At this age, I can't handle the responsibility of remembering to charge my phone at night.
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America, Family, and Gif: 13h Like Reply
Mark Letourneau
David Carrey
Maurice Fay spoke the truth, John
Parker. You and Graham need to
kill yourselves to make the world a
better place. Worthless inbred
scum like you guys are what's
wrong with America
8h Like Reply
David Carrey
Why is it always the good soldiers that Graham...you are a Zionist scumbag.
die in war. When a worthless scumbag For those who do not know...CRTV is
like Graham who deserves to be
tortured and brutally beaten lives. He
should've been captured and
castrated. This death deserving piece ih Sheldon Adelson, Bibi
of shit is a disgrace to America.
Just now Like Reply
owned by uber Zionist Casey Katz; a
Synagogue of Satan brother-friend
Nut&yahoo, Donald #BibisBitch
Trump. It is my firm belief that
scumbag like Graham Allen, a Zio-
soldier of fortune (aka NWO
01
Reply as Graham Allen
O omment as Graham Allen mercenary
3 W E R T Y U I O Pl
murderer), needs a
Reply as Graham Allen
o
omment as Graham Allen GIF
butterfly 10mm to the back of his
head. Get off the steroids, LOSER.
1h Like Reply
rent Ferry
O1
It’s one thing to say what you believe when everyone agrees with you...it’s another thing to say what you believe when people HATE you for it!! WHAT DO YOU STAND FOR?! real life love family freedom
![America, Family, and Gif: 13h Like Reply
Mark Letourneau
David Carrey
Maurice Fay spoke the truth, John
Parker. You and Graham need to
kill yourselves to make the world a
better place. Worthless inbred
scum like you guys are what's
wrong with America
8h Like Reply
David Carrey
Why is it always the good soldiers that Graham...you are a Zionist scumbag.
die in war. When a worthless scumbag For those who do not know...CRTV is
like Graham who deserves to be
tortured and brutally beaten lives. He
should've been captured and
castrated. This death deserving piece ih Sheldon Adelson, Bibi
of shit is a disgrace to America.
Just now Like Reply
owned by uber Zionist Casey Katz; a
Synagogue of Satan brother-friend
Nut&yahoo, Donald #BibisBitch
Trump. It is my firm belief that
scumbag like Graham Allen, a Zio-
soldier of fortune (aka NWO
01
Reply as Graham Allen
O omment as Graham Allen mercenary
3 W E R T Y U I O Pl
murderer), needs a
Reply as Graham Allen
o
omment as Graham Allen GIF
butterfly 10mm to the back of his
head. Get off the steroids, LOSER.
1h Like Reply
rent Ferry
O1
It’s one thing to say what you believe when everyone agrees with you...it’s another thing to say what you believe when people HATE you for it!! WHAT DO YOU STAND FOR?! real life love family freedom]()
It’s one thing to say what you believe when everyone agrees with you...it’s another thing to say what you believe when people HATE you for i...
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needs a 4th for fortnite
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The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few
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Advice, Ass, and Beautiful: But when I hugged my daughter good-bye, and watched her walk
down that city street, away from us, her family, her protectors,
it was like watching her walk straight out of her childhood.
And into the unknown. And suddenly, I was not fine.
fb/l Might Be Funny
My oldest child graduated from high school in June. A big milestone moment for a parent, right? She was accepted to her first choice college, and we were all so happy and everything was just fine.
And then this summer she worked to save money, and we talked about the things she would need for school. We bought new bedding for her dorm. And it was exciting and I was fine.
We bought storage drawers and a mini fridge. We ordered her textbooks online and shipped them to her dorm address. And still, I was fine.
Then yesterday we packed everything into the car, and set off for school. We moved her into a clean, bright, dorm. We had a lovely dinner with her new roommate, and it all should have been fine.
But when I hugged my daughter good-bye and watched her walk down that city street, away from us, her family, her protectors, it was like watching her walk straight out of her childhood. And into the unknown. And suddenly, I was not fine. So now, I’ll write.
It’s like I’ve been hit with the emotional equivalent of a hurricane. I mean, I figured I’d be sad when she left. You can’t spend every single day of 18 years with someone and then not miss them when they move away. Even if your kid is a pain in the ass. Which mine isn’t, by the way, which maybe makes it harder.
And I knew I would feel worry. Because up until now I pretty much knew where my child was at all times. I knew what time she went to bed, what time she woke up, and what she ate for breakfast. Now, overnight, she’s living in a big city and I don’t know when she came home, or if she remembered to bring a jacket. The only word I can think of to describe all of this not-knowing is…unsettling.
Along with the worry, strangely, is guilt. Second-guessing everything I ever did as a parent. Did I adequately prepare her for the “real” world? Did I scare her too much or not enough? Will she really keep the pepper spray in her backpack? Why didn’t I make her take a self-defense class? Does she even know how to mail a package?
Anger. I didn’t expect to feel anger. Yes, I am pissed off at the world right now for not preparing me for this. How many pieces of unsolicited advice do we get in our years of parenting? At every other milestone I felt inundated with information and opinions. People talk endlessly about how hard it is having a newborn, the toddler tantrums, picky eater preschoolers. The middle school years…mean girls, bullying. High school…peer pressure, drugs, academic stress. And so on. I mean, you can’t get people to SHUT UP about that stuff.
But when you mention your child is leaving for college, the response has been invariably, “Oh, how exciting!” Well, now that it’s happened I’m like, “Wait a minute! Why did NOBODY tell me, I mean REALLY tell me, that, THIS, THIS is the milestone that is the absolute HARDEST parenting time of all?” Not one single person said, “I’m so sorry, that’s totally going to suck for you.”
And of COURSE I am happy for her. And of COURSE I am excited for her. And no, I wouldn’t rather her stay home forever. But none of that mitigates the fact that for me, the mom, it does totally suck right now. So I am telling you now, young parents, because no one actually told me. It sucks. You’re welcome.
People say, “Oh, you’re lucky that her school is close to home,” which until yesterday, gave me some comfort. But I quickly realized that it doesn’t matter much if she’s not in her bedroom and she’s two hours away or she’s not in her bedroom and she’s ten hours away. Either way, she’s not in her bedroom. Either way, the house is too quiet.
I keep having this vision in my head of my little girl walking away, towards her building, and in this vision I’m fighting back tears and yelling, “WAIT! Turn around! Please, I’m not done yet. I need more time…just a little more time!”
But my time is up and all I can do is hope that I used it well.
And though my heart is heavy and my emotions are muddled, my head is clear, and I do know the truth of the matter. I may need just a little more time…but she doesn’t. She’s strong and she’s smart and she’s beautiful and she’s ready.
She’s all yours, world. Please treat her kindly.
(via I Might Be Funny)
![Advice, Ass, and Beautiful: But when I hugged my daughter good-bye, and watched her walk
down that city street, away from us, her family, her protectors,
it was like watching her walk straight out of her childhood.
And into the unknown. And suddenly, I was not fine.
fb/l Might Be Funny
My oldest child graduated from high school in June. A big milestone moment for a parent, right? She was accepted to her first choice college, and we were all so happy and everything was just fine.
And then this summer she worked to save money, and we talked about the things she would need for school. We bought new bedding for her dorm. And it was exciting and I was fine.
We bought storage drawers and a mini fridge. We ordered her textbooks online and shipped them to her dorm address. And still, I was fine.
Then yesterday we packed everything into the car, and set off for school. We moved her into a clean, bright, dorm. We had a lovely dinner with her new roommate, and it all should have been fine.
But when I hugged my daughter good-bye and watched her walk down that city street, away from us, her family, her protectors, it was like watching her walk straight out of her childhood. And into the unknown. And suddenly, I was not fine. So now, I’ll write.
It’s like I’ve been hit with the emotional equivalent of a hurricane. I mean, I figured I’d be sad when she left. You can’t spend every single day of 18 years with someone and then not miss them when they move away. Even if your kid is a pain in the ass. Which mine isn’t, by the way, which maybe makes it harder.
And I knew I would feel worry. Because up until now I pretty much knew where my child was at all times. I knew what time she went to bed, what time she woke up, and what she ate for breakfast. Now, overnight, she’s living in a big city and I don’t know when she came home, or if she remembered to bring a jacket. The only word I can think of to describe all of this not-knowing is…unsettling.
Along with the worry, strangely, is guilt. Second-guessing everything I ever did as a parent. Did I adequately prepare her for the “real” world? Did I scare her too much or not enough? Will she really keep the pepper spray in her backpack? Why didn’t I make her take a self-defense class? Does she even know how to mail a package?
Anger. I didn’t expect to feel anger. Yes, I am pissed off at the world right now for not preparing me for this. How many pieces of unsolicited advice do we get in our years of parenting? At every other milestone I felt inundated with information and opinions. People talk endlessly about how hard it is having a newborn, the toddler tantrums, picky eater preschoolers. The middle school years…mean girls, bullying. High school…peer pressure, drugs, academic stress. And so on. I mean, you can’t get people to SHUT UP about that stuff.
But when you mention your child is leaving for college, the response has been invariably, “Oh, how exciting!” Well, now that it’s happened I’m like, “Wait a minute! Why did NOBODY tell me, I mean REALLY tell me, that, THIS, THIS is the milestone that is the absolute HARDEST parenting time of all?” Not one single person said, “I’m so sorry, that’s totally going to suck for you.”
And of COURSE I am happy for her. And of COURSE I am excited for her. And no, I wouldn’t rather her stay home forever. But none of that mitigates the fact that for me, the mom, it does totally suck right now. So I am telling you now, young parents, because no one actually told me. It sucks. You’re welcome.
People say, “Oh, you’re lucky that her school is close to home,” which until yesterday, gave me some comfort. But I quickly realized that it doesn’t matter much if she’s not in her bedroom and she’s two hours away or she’s not in her bedroom and she’s ten hours away. Either way, she’s not in her bedroom. Either way, the house is too quiet.
I keep having this vision in my head of my little girl walking away, towards her building, and in this vision I’m fighting back tears and yelling, “WAIT! Turn around! Please, I’m not done yet. I need more time…just a little more time!”
But my time is up and all I can do is hope that I used it well.
And though my heart is heavy and my emotions are muddled, my head is clear, and I do know the truth of the matter. I may need just a little more time…but she doesn’t. She’s strong and she’s smart and she’s beautiful and she’s ready.
She’s all yours, world. Please treat her kindly.
(via I Might Be Funny)]()
My oldest child graduated from high school in June. A big milestone moment for a parent, right? She was accepted to her first choice college...
Fucking, Future, and Jesus: l was born in Pride month
in the year 2007
siryouarebeingmocked:
yourpoliticsarestupid:
mother-child-life:
luchadoreofliberty:
youre-a-fucking-human-being:
perspectivemax:
us-army-world-tour:
huffpost:
As Pride month comes to a close, Desmond Is Amazing, the ten-year-old drag kid from New York, is living proof that the future is queer. ❤️
Wow this is incredibly fucked
Man his parents are making a killing off this kid. Exploiting that little fucker for dime they can get
Jesus christ you can practically see him reading the cue cards she wrote for him.
10 years old is not a time to think about sexuality or being a drag queen. You should be a kid playing with other kids and doing kid stuff.
This absolutely breaks my heart.
Child abuse, plain and simple.
watched an episode of Drag Race when I was two, decided to become a drag queen
There’s people who are thirty who don’t make life choices as big as that.
…I’ve heard
I sadly would not be surprised if this kid offs himself before he’s 20. Everybody acting like this is normal and healthy needs to get a fucking grip.
![Fucking, Future, and Jesus: l was born in Pride month
in the year 2007
siryouarebeingmocked:
yourpoliticsarestupid:
mother-child-life:
luchadoreofliberty:
youre-a-fucking-human-being:
perspectivemax:
us-army-world-tour:
huffpost:
As Pride month comes to a close, Desmond Is Amazing, the ten-year-old drag kid from New York, is living proof that the future is queer. ❤️
Wow this is incredibly fucked
Man his parents are making a killing off this kid. Exploiting that little fucker for dime they can get
Jesus christ you can practically see him reading the cue cards she wrote for him.
10 years old is not a time to think about sexuality or being a drag queen. You should be a kid playing with other kids and doing kid stuff.
This absolutely breaks my heart.
Child abuse, plain and simple.
watched an episode of Drag Race when I was two, decided to become a drag queen
There’s people who are thirty who don’t make life choices as big as that.
…I’ve heard
I sadly would not be surprised if this kid offs himself before he’s 20. Everybody acting like this is normal and healthy needs to get a fucking grip.]()
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Clothes, Fall, and Family: chloethecat2022:
its-turning-all-the-frogs-gay:
livelylunalovegood:
hammyham02:
demonic-wolf-child:
astrorudeboi:
bisexual-hufflepuff16:
mishkablackpaw:
tweetthang96:
tchitchou26:
thewife101:
shadowunicornofthenight:
saltycaffeine:
Ultra Soft One of a Kind Asymmetric Hoodie Eve™ made with Premium Cotton Blend. Perfect for a chilly Evening. A Great Gift for your Friends and Family
***USE COUPON CODE: HOODIE FOR A DISCOUNT***
– GET IT HERE –
I HAVE ONE OF THESE AND LEMME SAY THEY’RE SO FUCKING SOFT AND AMAZING AND PERFECT TO BUNDLE UP IN AND THE POCKET IS SO LARGE REALLY GET ONE
I seriously just bought a grey one. So bloody excited. Yay for comfy fall clothes!!!!
I have been eyeing those for SO LONG. @thewife101 you must tell me about it when you receive yours ! The grey looks great but I do love the burgundy one.
My mom has two and I am very jealous.
Want but sadly I’m a guy :/ I hate society
Who cares if you’re a guy. If want it, and can afford it, get it!
My girl and I love it lmaoo
I WANT ONE!!!
I NEED IT @livelylunalovegood
*squeals
HOLY SHIT WELL THERES GO MY MONEY
Robloging again in hopes that I will get one someday
![Clothes, Fall, and Family: chloethecat2022:
its-turning-all-the-frogs-gay:
livelylunalovegood:
hammyham02:
demonic-wolf-child:
astrorudeboi:
bisexual-hufflepuff16:
mishkablackpaw:
tweetthang96:
tchitchou26:
thewife101:
shadowunicornofthenight:
saltycaffeine:
Ultra Soft One of a Kind Asymmetric Hoodie Eve™ made with Premium Cotton Blend. Perfect for a chilly Evening. A Great Gift for your Friends and Family
***USE COUPON CODE: HOODIE FOR A DISCOUNT***
– GET IT HERE –
I HAVE ONE OF THESE AND LEMME SAY THEY’RE SO FUCKING SOFT AND AMAZING AND PERFECT TO BUNDLE UP IN AND THE POCKET IS SO LARGE REALLY GET ONE
I seriously just bought a grey one. So bloody excited. Yay for comfy fall clothes!!!!
I have been eyeing those for SO LONG. @thewife101 you must tell me about it when you receive yours ! The grey looks great but I do love the burgundy one.
My mom has two and I am very jealous.
Want but sadly I’m a guy :/ I hate society
Who cares if you’re a guy. If want it, and can afford it, get it!
My girl and I love it lmaoo
I WANT ONE!!!
I NEED IT @livelylunalovegood
*squeals
HOLY SHIT WELL THERES GO MY MONEY
Robloging again in hopes that I will get one someday]()
chloethecat2022: its-turning-all-the-frogs-gay: livelylunalovegood: hammyham02: demonic-wolf-child: astrorudeboi: bisexual-hufflepuf...
![Reddit, Wow, and Time: I didn't know there was this much green...
It's just... sO... greeeeeen..... oh wow
It even feels green
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Memes, Selfie, and Girl: Choke me I'm bout to nut!!
These squirrels out here giving each other multiple orgasms and I can’t even get a girl to send me a wholesome selfie. 😭😫
![Memes, Selfie, and Girl: Choke me I'm bout to nut!!
These squirrels out here giving each other multiple orgasms and I can’t even get a girl to send me a wholesome selfie. 😭😫]()
These squirrels out here giving each other multiple orgasms and I can’t even get a girl to send me a wholesome selfie. 😭😫
Memes, News, and Fox News: Tom Williams/CQ Roll Call/AP Images
""If you're happy
with the fact that
we re safer as a
country, that GDP
is at 4.1% then
the most
important thing
that people can do
is get out and vote
in the midterm
elections.*
Lara Trump
FOX
NEWS
chan neI
On "Hannity," Lara Trump talked about the midterm elections.
![Memes, News, and Fox News: Tom Williams/CQ Roll Call/AP Images
""If you're happy
with the fact that
we re safer as a
country, that GDP
is at 4.1% then
the most
important thing
that people can do
is get out and vote
in the midterm
elections.*
Lara Trump
FOX
NEWS
chan neI
On "Hannity," Lara Trump talked about the midterm elections.]()
On "Hannity," Lara Trump talked about the midterm elections.
God, Memes, and News: BIG NEWS
AS MANY OF YOU KNOW,
I'VE BEEN DIVORCED FOR SOME TIME-
BUT THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET ALL
BRADY BUNCH UP IN THIS COMIC!
IM NOW ENGAGED TO A WONDERFUL
WOMAN WITH TWO AMAZING, INFURIATING,
ULTRA-LOVABLE KIDS OF HER OWN.
(GOD HELP US.)
WE'RE SO (
SCREWED.
NO SHIT.
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©Brian Gordon
More of an update than a comic.
Albeit a damn-good update. 😊
(site is down, bonus panel in comments)
![God, Memes, and News: BIG NEWS
AS MANY OF YOU KNOW,
I'VE BEEN DIVORCED FOR SOME TIME-
BUT THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET ALL
BRADY BUNCH UP IN THIS COMIC!
IM NOW ENGAGED TO A WONDERFUL
WOMAN WITH TWO AMAZING, INFURIATING,
ULTRA-LOVABLE KIDS OF HER OWN.
(GOD HELP US.)
WE'RE SO (
SCREWED.
NO SHIT.
FowlLanguage Comics.com
©Brian Gordon
More of an update than a comic.
Albeit a damn-good update. 😊
(site is down, bonus panel in comments)]()
More of an update than a comic. Albeit a damn-good update. 😊 (site is down, bonus panel in comments)
Funny, Lol, and Awkward: u know ur an adult when u get excited
to just go home lol
can relate https://t.co/HF056tJzTa
![Funny, Lol, and Awkward: u know ur an adult when u get excited
to just go home lol
can relate https://t.co/HF056tJzTa]()
can relate https://t.co/HF056tJzTa
Lol, Memes, and Home: u know ur an adult when u get excited
to just go home lol
can relate https://t.co/HF056tJzTa
![Lol, Memes, and Home: u know ur an adult when u get excited
to just go home lol
can relate https://t.co/HF056tJzTa]()
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Anaconda, Dogs, and Best: llEE
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r/AskReddit
u/_FrankAbagnale 16h
What is your favorite FREE
activity, why?
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10seas 7h
Walking, sounds bizarre l know. I was in a
car accident and had a long, long time in
rehab, I now walk every day for 1/2 an
hour at the dog park. There's benches
every 100 yards or so, so if I need to rest l
can, I have my walking stick. I get to
watch all the bouncy dogs play and a few
get pats. My old beagle walks slowly next
to me, he's a good boy, my mr Motivator
He woofs at me and makes me go every
day, especially when I don't want too. I
always enjoy it, when I'm there though
Reply838
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Wholesome free activity!
![Anaconda, Dogs, and Best: llEE
09:53
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u/_FrankAbagnale 16h
What is your favorite FREE
activity, why?
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10seas 7h
Walking, sounds bizarre l know. I was in a
car accident and had a long, long time in
rehab, I now walk every day for 1/2 an
hour at the dog park. There's benches
every 100 yards or so, so if I need to rest l
can, I have my walking stick. I get to
watch all the bouncy dogs play and a few
get pats. My old beagle walks slowly next
to me, he's a good boy, my mr Motivator
He woofs at me and makes me go every
day, especially when I don't want too. I
always enjoy it, when I'm there though
Reply838
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Wholesome free activity!]()
Wholesome free activity!