Just got Tinder. Let me know how I’m doing.
I think she was blown away
Oh now it’s “We” by youalreadyjonsnow
Oh now it’s “We”
Got unmatched shortly thereafter. Worth it.
Barcelona fans are something. https://t.co/JSg76F6Bst
I think I’m starting to understand why I’m still single.
Powerpuff Girls was actually a...
Y’know sometimes you gotta do it to em.
She was wearing a fake mustache in one of her pictures. Have a date with her this week.
Ahh yes my first human match
She is among us gentleman…
Did it just for you guys
Her bio said she’s going to school for physical therapy…
Too good to be true…
We out ✌🏽
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No capricorns bihhhh...
Gotta love tinder
My friend sent me this
On vacation in Amsterdam.
Oh God oh no
Trying out new pick up lines. I think she liked it.
Apparently a new vacuum is a good gift for a college student
I don’t ge-… wait just one fucking minute.
Me n my roommate starting 2020 with a W 👏🏿
Damn the year is 2020 and our 2018 methods are working
2020 is already coming thru, bless up 🙏
Thank you Reddit!
Tell your boyfriend if he says he’s got Beef
That I will be stopping by later to...
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Maybe don’t open with a dick joke
I did it for you all
Sometimes the nerds get lucky too
Didn’t even know this was biologically possible tbh.
Gotta represent for the short boys
Can’t fight facts
This is probably the most straight forward message I’ve ever received…
Especially in school
The beginnings of true romance
I had her in the first half I’m not gonna lie
Ride fast and eat ass