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Beautiful, Bless Up, and Chicago: l just rescued this beautiful girl, and she is sleeping inside for the first time in her life Reddit u/CollectiveOfCells @DrSmashlove So I’m texting with my lil homegirl in Toronto and I’m like “aye y’all got Chil Fil A in Toronto 🤔” and she like “nah” and I’m like “aight when u slide thru Chicago it’s on” and she like “smash! We don’t fvck with Chik Fil A! 😤” And that’s when I had to stop her right there, bruv. See I don’t blame u Canadians because y’all really woke the long way but I gotta splain sum real quick. We all out here tryina make things right. U feel me? We all taking a stand. Against inequality. Against intolerance. I feel that. My fist in the air too, sis. BUT REVOLT HAS A LINE THAT CANNOT BE CROSSED AND THAT LINE IS CHIK FIL A 😐😂. Do I like they stance on same sex marriage? No. Do I like they tenders? Also no. I LOVE THEY TENDERS, BRUV. I PEEL OPEN THAT SRIRACHA SAUCE AND I PEEL OPEN THAT POLYNESIAN SAUCE AND I DUNK + TWIRL MY MEAT IN BOTH SAUCES - IN ALTERNATING FASHION - AS MY HEART (and belly, and eye) SHED A SINGLE TEAR OF HAPPINESS. But Smash, what if tomorrow they tweeted ‘Chik Fil A supports the Trump Travel Ban, go back to your country 😤.’ Well see now sis, extraordinary measures require extraordinary responses. I would go directly to my jeweler Tony on Wabash. I would say “Tony my dude imma need a cross.” Tony: “smash...you don’t wear crosses(?)” Me: “TONY GIMME THE CROSS AND STOP AXING QUESTIONS. MAKE SURE IT GOT JESUS ON IT. Put diamonds in the thorns too 🙂.” And I would stroll to Chik Fil A on State Street. And put that cross on, go in and say “two orders of tenders and a peach milkshake please.” The black cashier would eye me. I would eye her back. I would look down. I would look back up and see her shaking her head: “smash...I served u daily during Ramadan. DAILY. In here like a crack addict at sundown in your suit - 8:32 pm on the dot I’m handing you tenders. And you’re back? After what they said about the trump ban? Wearing a CROSS(?)” And I would, with a solemn stare, mouth the following words “sis...issa time to fight and it’s a time to eat. The only thing standing between me and the dinner God hath planned for me is you. YOU COULD CATCHETH THESE HANDS. Glory be to Jesus.” BLESS UP 😩😍😂😂😂
Beautiful, Bless Up, and Chicago: l just rescued this beautiful girl, and she is
 sleeping inside for the first time in her life
 Reddit u/CollectiveOfCells
 @DrSmashlove
So I’m texting with my lil homegirl in Toronto and I’m like “aye y’all got Chil Fil A in Toronto 🤔” and she like “nah” and I’m like “aight when u slide thru Chicago it’s on” and she like “smash! We don’t fvck with Chik Fil A! 😤” And that’s when I had to stop her right there, bruv. See I don’t blame u Canadians because y’all really woke the long way but I gotta splain sum real quick. We all out here tryina make things right. U feel me? We all taking a stand. Against inequality. Against intolerance. I feel that. My fist in the air too, sis. BUT REVOLT HAS A LINE THAT CANNOT BE CROSSED AND THAT LINE IS CHIK FIL A 😐😂. Do I like they stance on same sex marriage? No. Do I like they tenders? Also no. I LOVE THEY TENDERS, BRUV. I PEEL OPEN THAT SRIRACHA SAUCE AND I PEEL OPEN THAT POLYNESIAN SAUCE AND I DUNK + TWIRL MY MEAT IN BOTH SAUCES - IN ALTERNATING FASHION - AS MY HEART (and belly, and eye) SHED A SINGLE TEAR OF HAPPINESS. But Smash, what if tomorrow they tweeted ‘Chik Fil A supports the Trump Travel Ban, go back to your country 😤.’ Well see now sis, extraordinary measures require extraordinary responses. I would go directly to my jeweler Tony on Wabash. I would say “Tony my dude imma need a cross.” Tony: “smash...you don’t wear crosses(?)” Me: “TONY GIMME THE CROSS AND STOP AXING QUESTIONS. MAKE SURE IT GOT JESUS ON IT. Put diamonds in the thorns too 🙂.” And I would stroll to Chik Fil A on State Street. And put that cross on, go in and say “two orders of tenders and a peach milkshake please.” The black cashier would eye me. I would eye her back. I would look down. I would look back up and see her shaking her head: “smash...I served u daily during Ramadan. DAILY. In here like a crack addict at sundown in your suit - 8:32 pm on the dot I’m handing you tenders. And you’re back? After what they said about the trump ban? Wearing a CROSS(?)” And I would, with a solemn stare, mouth the following words “sis...issa time to fight and it’s a time to eat. The only thing standing between me and the dinner God hath planned for me is you. YOU COULD CATCHETH THESE HANDS. Glory be to Jesus.” BLESS UP 😩😍😂😂😂

So I’m texting with my lil homegirl in Toronto and I’m like “aye y’all got Chil Fil A in Toronto 🤔” and she like “nah” and I’m like “aight w...

Bless Up, Drake, and Empire: The face my dog makes at my girlfriend when we cuddle Reddit u/Dancisco23 @DrSmashlove THIS SMUG, SELF-SATISFIED, SH!T-EATING GRIN IS THE LOOK GIRLS MAKE AT OTHER GIRLS WHEN THEY LANDED THE MODERATELY ATTRACTIVE TRASH FVCKBOY WITH REASONABLY ABOVE-AVERAGE DIH THAT ALL THE LADIES WITH ANY MODICUM OF GOOD SENSE DISCARDED AND BLOCKED. THIS IS THE PHASE IN HER LIFE WHEN SHE POST ANCIENT, XEROXED-LOOKING DRAKE-RIHANNA MEMES WITH CAPTIONS LIKE “when you meet your soulmate and you just KNOW ☺️” OR “when you just VIBE 🔥” OR “when he cuts off all his side pieces for you ☺️” WITH A TAG TO HER TRASHMAN’S PAGE AND HIS PAGE ALWAYS PRIVATE AND HE WEARING SUNGLASSES LIKE HE HIDING FROM THE LAW AND HIS BIO ALWAYS SAY SUM LIKE: “Maverick | CEO | Building an empire 🏰 | Jacksonville ☀️” AND SOME FAUX BIBLICAL-SOUNDING QUOTE THAT AINT EEN MAKE SENSE LIKE “A KING is someone who rules in the place of GOD upon the Earth” AND ALSO A VAGUELY-WORDED SOLICITATION THAT IMPLIES THAT HE MIGHT BE A PIMP OR A PONZI SCHEMER OR BOTH: “looking for BUSINESS PARTNERS who want to be their OWN BOSSES: contact BigDerrick69@hotmail.com”. NOT PICTURED: THE FROWN TWO YEARS LATER WHEN HER CREDIT IS WRECKED, ALL THE CASH AND CREDIT CARDS IS MISSING OUT HER PURSE, HER NISSAN MAXIMA WAS REPORTED CRASHED, AND SHE GOT TWO (2) BABY MAVERICKS THAT LOOK IDENTICAL TO THEY DADDY - YALL BE SAFE OUT THERE - BLESS UP 👶👶😐😂😂😂
Bless Up, Drake, and Empire: The face my dog makes at my girlfriend
 when we cuddle
 Reddit u/Dancisco23
 @DrSmashlove
THIS SMUG, SELF-SATISFIED, SH!T-EATING GRIN IS THE LOOK GIRLS MAKE AT OTHER GIRLS WHEN THEY LANDED THE MODERATELY ATTRACTIVE TRASH FVCKBOY WITH REASONABLY ABOVE-AVERAGE DIH THAT ALL THE LADIES WITH ANY MODICUM OF GOOD SENSE DISCARDED AND BLOCKED. THIS IS THE PHASE IN HER LIFE WHEN SHE POST ANCIENT, XEROXED-LOOKING DRAKE-RIHANNA MEMES WITH CAPTIONS LIKE “when you meet your soulmate and you just KNOW ☺️” OR “when you just VIBE 🔥” OR “when he cuts off all his side pieces for you ☺️” WITH A TAG TO HER TRASHMAN’S PAGE AND HIS PAGE ALWAYS PRIVATE AND HE WEARING SUNGLASSES LIKE HE HIDING FROM THE LAW AND HIS BIO ALWAYS SAY SUM LIKE: “Maverick | CEO | Building an empire 🏰 | Jacksonville ☀️” AND SOME FAUX BIBLICAL-SOUNDING QUOTE THAT AINT EEN MAKE SENSE LIKE “A KING is someone who rules in the place of GOD upon the Earth” AND ALSO A VAGUELY-WORDED SOLICITATION THAT IMPLIES THAT HE MIGHT BE A PIMP OR A PONZI SCHEMER OR BOTH: “looking for BUSINESS PARTNERS who want to be their OWN BOSSES: contact BigDerrick69@hotmail.com”. NOT PICTURED: THE FROWN TWO YEARS LATER WHEN HER CREDIT IS WRECKED, ALL THE CASH AND CREDIT CARDS IS MISSING OUT HER PURSE, HER NISSAN MAXIMA WAS REPORTED CRASHED, AND SHE GOT TWO (2) BABY MAVERICKS THAT LOOK IDENTICAL TO THEY DADDY - YALL BE SAFE OUT THERE - BLESS UP 👶👶😐😂😂😂

THIS SMUG, SELF-SATISFIED, SH!T-EATING GRIN IS THE LOOK GIRLS MAKE AT OTHER GIRLS WHEN THEY LANDED THE MODERATELY ATTRACTIVE TRASH FVCKBOY W...

Af, Basketball, and Bless Up: My girlfriend made me go with her to the flower shop. Wasn't thrilled until this dude showed up and sat in front of me. Reddit u/carl gordon jenkins @DrSmashlove Y’all know I don’t really obsess over sports but last night I seent a miracle. Vikings were losing to the Saints with 10 seconds left. A lot was riding on this game because the winner would go to the NFC Championship. Everyone thought the Saints had it in the bag. Case Keenum, the QB for the Vikings, throws a pass and it’s caught by a young brother named Stefon Diggs. When Diggs gets the ball, it’s five seconds left. In this situation, the receiver (Diggs) is suppose to immeejally run out of bounds so the Vikings could kick a field goal. Keenum yells “GET OUT OF BOUNDS!” Coach Mike Zimmer - only yards away - is yelling at Diggs: “GET OUT OF BOUNDS!” Saints safety Marcus Williams came in at four seconds left to take out Diggs - a fraction of a second after the catch - and ... he misses. If he had connected, and Diggs had fallen, game over. But God had another plan. Diggs landed clean AF, turnt around, and ran in for a touchdown. This was the first time in NFL history that a playoff game ended on a game winning touchdown as time expired. That’s not a typo - what Diggs did has never happened, ever. Plainly, the young brother made history. In the post game interview, Diggs said: “all I can say is, give it to God. Because without him, nothing is possible and I wouldn’t be here so...DAMN THAT SH!T FEEL GOOD!” 😂 Before I continue let me provide a little background on Diggs’ life. Diggs’ father Aron was a former basketball player. Aron signed his son up for football at the ripe age of five and mentored him to become the best player in the state of Maryland and the second best in his position nationwide. But Aron never even seen his son play high school football because he died when Diggs was 14. Since then, Diggs has assumed the role of a father figure to both of his brothers, Trevon and Darez. Diggs himself lost his father figure but he still stepped up. Because he had to. Because that was God’s plan. Sometimes on the way to realizing God’s blessings, you endure hardship. I believe that these tests prepare u for the blessing. Minneapolis stand up. Maryland stand up. All of those who give it to God when we chalk up a win stand up! Bless up ❤️
Af, Basketball, and Bless Up: My girlfriend made me go with her to the
 flower shop. Wasn't thrilled until this dude
 showed up and sat in front of me.
 Reddit u/carl gordon jenkins
 @DrSmashlove
Y’all know I don’t really obsess over sports but last night I seent a miracle. Vikings were losing to the Saints with 10 seconds left. A lot was riding on this game because the winner would go to the NFC Championship. Everyone thought the Saints had it in the bag. Case Keenum, the QB for the Vikings, throws a pass and it’s caught by a young brother named Stefon Diggs. When Diggs gets the ball, it’s five seconds left. In this situation, the receiver (Diggs) is suppose to immeejally run out of bounds so the Vikings could kick a field goal. Keenum yells “GET OUT OF BOUNDS!” Coach Mike Zimmer - only yards away - is yelling at Diggs: “GET OUT OF BOUNDS!” Saints safety Marcus Williams came in at four seconds left to take out Diggs - a fraction of a second after the catch - and ... he misses. If he had connected, and Diggs had fallen, game over. But God had another plan. Diggs landed clean AF, turnt around, and ran in for a touchdown. This was the first time in NFL history that a playoff game ended on a game winning touchdown as time expired. That’s not a typo - what Diggs did has never happened, ever. Plainly, the young brother made history. In the post game interview, Diggs said: “all I can say is, give it to God. Because without him, nothing is possible and I wouldn’t be here so...DAMN THAT SH!T FEEL GOOD!” 😂 Before I continue let me provide a little background on Diggs’ life. Diggs’ father Aron was a former basketball player. Aron signed his son up for football at the ripe age of five and mentored him to become the best player in the state of Maryland and the second best in his position nationwide. But Aron never even seen his son play high school football because he died when Diggs was 14. Since then, Diggs has assumed the role of a father figure to both of his brothers, Trevon and Darez. Diggs himself lost his father figure but he still stepped up. Because he had to. Because that was God’s plan. Sometimes on the way to realizing God’s blessings, you endure hardship. I believe that these tests prepare u for the blessing. Minneapolis stand up. Maryland stand up. All of those who give it to God when we chalk up a win stand up! Bless up ❤️

Y’all know I don’t really obsess over sports but last night I seent a miracle. Vikings were losing to the Saints with 10 seconds left. A lot...