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Bad, Complex, and Dumb: Ix-mysteric-xl asked So today this kid yelled Nani the fuck?!? in the middle of a test and I felt compelled to share this to the world .biggest-gaudiest-patronuses teachers, share the weird crap vour kids have done! ralsalot I'm not a teacher (yet) but I do work with students and one of them had the nerve to look me dead in the eye and ask me "why would it be a bad idea for me to eat this entire marker?" They're 11 baby-ur-a-haunted-house I'm not a teacher but a girl asked if because potatoes have more chromosomes then humans why aren't they a more complicated form of life, then had an "hyponuse" (hypothesis) that humans are too dumb to understand how complex potatoes really are hab3rdash I teach 4yr olds. I was holding hands with one and talking to another and all of a sudden, I felt wetness on my hand. I looked down and the kid whose hand I was holding was trying to fit my whole hand in his mouth thequeertheywarnedyouabout I came in to a 3rd grade class to help them learn to code in Scratch and I got a thank you note that said "You didn't help me but thanks" insomniackittens I was a teachers aide in a kindergarter room and this one girl swore up and down that she could pick me up by my ankles but wouldn't show me because she "didn't want to embarrass me". This is the same child that sat on my lap so that she could sneeze in my face. Every. Single. Time. karenolivo &my girlfiend's an english teacher and whe she was trving to describe context in a ook the highschoolers kept goi LORE!!!!????' Source: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses n vou mean Discussion of little kids on tumblr
Bad, Complex, and Dumb: Ix-mysteric-xl asked
 So today this kid yelled Nani the
 fuck?!? in the middle of a test and
 I felt compelled to share this to the
 world
 .biggest-gaudiest-patronuses
 teachers, share the weird crap
 vour kids have done!
 ralsalot
 I'm not a teacher (yet) but I do work with
 students and one of them had the nerve to
 look me dead in the eye and ask me "why
 would it be a bad idea for me to eat this entire
 marker?" They're 11
 baby-ur-a-haunted-house
 I'm not a teacher but a girl asked if because
 potatoes have more chromosomes
 then humans why aren't they a more
 complicated form of life, then had
 an "hyponuse" (hypothesis) that humans
 are too dumb to understand how complex
 potatoes really are
 hab3rdash
 I teach 4yr olds. I was holding hands with one
 and talking to another and all of a sudden, I
 felt wetness on my hand. I looked down and
 the kid whose hand I was holding was trying
 to fit my whole hand in his mouth
 thequeertheywarnedyouabout
 I came in to a 3rd grade class to help them
 learn to code in Scratch and I got a thank you
 note that said "You didn't help me but thanks"
 insomniackittens
 I was a teachers aide in a kindergarter
 room and this one girl swore up and down
 that she could pick me up by my ankles but
 wouldn't show me because she "didn't want
 to embarrass me". This is the same child that
 sat on my lap so that she could sneeze in my
 face. Every. Single. Time.
 karenolivo
 &my girlfiend's an english teacher and whe
 she was trving to describe
 context in a
 ook the highschoolers kept goi
 LORE!!!!????'
 Source: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses
 n vou mean
Discussion of little kids on tumblr

Discussion of little kids on tumblr

Af, Anaconda, and Confused: Thread I am about to tell you an epic tale about subterfuge, dating in the 21st century and the fall of human civilization. This actually happened to me and it could happen to you too. Get some popcorn. Thread* 48 PM 39 Aug 18 2,419 Retweets 4,030 Ls So a few weeks egolwas on the Tinder machine ahopping my soul around and t vary attractwe young laxty No bio. Fairly innocuous l text her n we make amall tak abt work or a bit than she gois,uaty, thawa hic huge precentation im werkin on for my job, would you be ottended if I got back to you ve gol more free time? youre cute and t want to meer you Im just oo busy m thought wel that's an owerty elaborate way to ghest somsone i say TolI woudrt be offended Isotaty get t me up when you're iree thank you t was wormed you late buri for sure ra test you in Sk" ฮ n my head Tm Two waaks pais 1 compktdy sorget about her then I remember and go back o tinder andic ontt ind i that's ward she deleted her tinder buti take it s overly elaborate ghoating methods Then yesterday Iget a vext THEY IM omomow t was wondering if you wanted wa coukd go get drinks ater and see what happens m like wel iibe daned Genuinely didnt think she would message me around todoy and tomonow but just conte around 6 and 11 meet you try the stage thes weead ot say sure thing lpoking formand bo it This moming she texts me at 9 am hey it's gonna rain today but i thin it shoud clear up in time for our de I'm ike coot ill be there Iplay football wth gerwond aliar soday and aspresa m iscredulty at the stuation Ifind her Instagrmt says singer actress, model, 3000 ollewersand Im Ehe uugghhhh I dunno bro. THIS SHIT FEELS OFf but fuck it 0 I make my way to Unign Square Eat a hot dog and look Ơwer by this open tot by and about 100 ppl and camerus and sh Manhattn shit e random a She leats me eym neinng a lttle tn but jut meet me by te stage then we can golwaen't gonna stand n fhont of e fucking stage sol stand af so tha ade a bit 0 Eventusly ee a giiming towards bockstage wn two enonmoue bodyguards in sunglaases and reaise its her and fm thinking WHAT THN l stay back and oosess the snuation and fuck imma playing and she gets on the stage and im so fucking confused but think wel guees she's a social mecde rality or 0 L immeciately think Im too fucking old She gets Pe me and is lke thanks for coming outbet you re oll mondering the fuck is this about 0 She then ays kow al of yog hee are on tindler and I'm Ike oppe0 Then she says l've invited you all here for proceads to gve a hunger pane about wtut its gomna take to 0 L THE DUDES THERE SHE FOUND D THEM THESAME SHITTEXTEDTHEME TCEND oN 0 Every man n ne owd look down ard mimes WHAT IN 000 THE THIB SHIT to themsl NAME OF SCOOBY Ad that poiet I un geuiely imazedal he falopian fortitude the g possesses This is top 10 gremest and plaged TUST NO ONE I TRUST NOTHING FMVAN CIVILIZATION DONT GET GOT THE END clare harper flood herpoonen h weet your l We in 2018, she in 2058
Af, Anaconda, and Confused: Thread
 I am about to tell you an epic
 tale about subterfuge, dating in
 the 21st century and the fall of
 human civilization. This actually
 happened to me and it could
 happen to you too. Get some
 popcorn. Thread*
 48 PM 39 Aug 18
 2,419 Retweets 4,030 Ls
 So a few weeks egolwas on the Tinder
 machine ahopping my soul around and t
 vary attractwe young laxty
 No bio. Fairly innocuous
 l text her n we make amall tak abt work
 or a bit than she gois,uaty, thawa
 hic huge precentation im werkin on for
 my job, would you be ottended if I got
 back to you
 ve gol more free time? youre cute and t
 want to meer you Im just oo busy m
 thought wel that's an owerty elaborate
 way to ghest somsone i say TolI
 woudrt be offended Isotaty get t
 me up when you're iree
 thank you
 t was wormed you
 late buri for sure ra test you in Sk" ฮ
 n my head Tm
 Two waaks pais 1 compktdy sorget
 about her then I remember and go back
 o tinder andic
 ontt ind
 i that's ward
 she deleted her tinder buti take it s
 overly elaborate ghoating methods
 Then yesterday Iget a vext THEY IM
 omomow t was wondering if you wanted
 wa coukd go get
 drinks ater and see what happens
 m like wel iibe daned Genuinely
 didnt think
 she would message me
 around todoy and tomonow but just
 conte around 6 and 11 meet you try the
 stage thes weead ot
 say sure thing lpoking formand bo it
 This moming she texts me at 9 am hey
 it's gonna rain today but i thin it shoud
 clear up in time for our de I'm ike
 coot ill be there
 Iplay football wth gerwond
 aliar soday and aspresa m iscredulty
 at the stuation Ifind her Instagrmt
 says singer actress, model, 3000
 ollewersand Im Ehe uugghhhh I dunno
 bro. THIS SHIT FEELS OFf but fuck it
 0
 I make my way to Unign Square
 Eat a
 hot dog and look Ơwer by this open tot by
 and about 100 ppl and camerus and sh
 Manhattn shit
 e random a
 She leats me eym neinng a lttle tn
 but jut meet me by te stage then we
 can golwaen't gonna stand n fhont of
 e fucking stage sol stand af so tha
 ade a bit
 0
 Eventusly ee a giiming towards
 bockstage wn two enonmoue
 bodyguards in sunglaases and reaise its
 her and fm thinking WHAT THN
 l stay back and oosess the snuation and
 fuck imma
 playing and she gets on the stage and
 im so fucking confused but think wel
 guees she's a social mecde rality or
 0
 L immeciately think Im too fucking old
 She gets Pe me and is lke thanks for
 coming outbet you re oll mondering
 the fuck is this about
 0
 She then ays kow al of yog hee
 are on tindler and I'm Ike oppe0
 Then
 she says l've invited you all here for
 proceads to gve a hunger pane
 about wtut its gomna
 take to
 0
 L THE DUDES
 THERE SHE FOUND
 D THEM THESAME
 SHITTEXTEDTHEME TCEND oN
 0
 Every man n ne owd look down ard
 mimes WHAT IN
 000 THE THIB SHIT to themsl
 NAME OF SCOOBY
 Ad that poiet I un geuiely imazedal
 he falopian fortitude the g
 possesses This is top 10 gremest
 and plaged
 TUST NO ONE I TRUST NOTHING
 FMVAN CIVILIZATION
 DONT GET GOT THE END
 clare harper flood herpoonen h
 weet your l
We in 2018, she in 2058

We in 2018, she in 2058

Af, Anaconda, and Confused: Thread I am about to tell you an epic tale about subterfuge, dating in the 21st century and the fall of human civilization. This actually happened to me and it could happen to you too. Get some popcorn. Thread* 48 PM 39 Aug 18 2,419 Retweets 4,030 Ls So a few weeks egolwas on the Tinder machine ahopping my soul around and t vary attractwe young laxty No bio. Fairly innocuous l text her n we make amall tak abt work or a bit than she gois,uaty, thawa hic huge precentation im werkin on for my job, would you be ottended if I got back to you ve gol more free time? youre cute and t want to meer you Im just oo busy m thought wel that's an owerty elaborate way to ghest somsone i say TolI woudrt be offended Isotaty get t me up when you're iree thank you t was wormed you late buri for sure ra test you in Sk" ฮ n my head Tm Two waaks pais 1 compktdy sorget about her then I remember and go back o tinder andic ontt ind i that's ward she deleted her tinder buti take it s overly elaborate ghoating methods Then yesterday Iget a vext THEY IM omomow t was wondering if you wanted wa coukd go get drinks ater and see what happens m like wel iibe daned Genuinely didnt think she would message me around todoy and tomonow but just conte around 6 and 11 meet you try the stage thes weead ot say sure thing lpoking formand bo it This moming she texts me at 9 am hey it's gonna rain today but i thin it shoud clear up in time for our de I'm ike coot ill be there Iplay football wth gerwond aliar soday and aspresa m iscredulty at the stuation Ifind her Instagrmt says singer actress, model, 3000 ollewersand Im Ehe uugghhhh I dunno bro. THIS SHIT FEELS OFf but fuck it 0 I make my way to Unign Square Eat a hot dog and look Ơwer by this open tot by and about 100 ppl and camerus and sh Manhattn shit e random a She leats me eym neinng a lttle tn but jut meet me by te stage then we can golwaen't gonna stand n fhont of e fucking stage sol stand af so tha ade a bit 0 Eventusly ee a giiming towards bockstage wn two enonmoue bodyguards in sunglaases and reaise its her and fm thinking WHAT THN l stay back and oosess the snuation and fuck imma playing and she gets on the stage and im so fucking confused but think wel guees she's a social mecde rality or 0 L immeciately think Im too fucking old She gets Pe me and is lke thanks for coming outbet you re oll mondering the fuck is this about 0 She then ays kow al of yog hee are on tindler and I'm Ike oppe0 Then she says l've invited you all here for proceads to gve a hunger pane about wtut its gomna take to 0 L THE DUDES THERE SHE FOUND D THEM THESAME SHITTEXTEDTHEME TCEND oN 0 Every man n ne owd look down ard mimes WHAT IN 000 THE THIB SHIT to themsl NAME OF SCOOBY Ad that poiet I un geuiely imazedal he falopian fortitude the g possesses This is top 10 gremest and plaged TUST NO ONE I TRUST NOTHING FMVAN CIVILIZATION DONT GET GOT THE END clare harper flood herpoonen h weet your l We in 2018, she in 2058 by sooshi MORE MEMES
Af, Anaconda, and Confused: Thread
 I am about to tell you an epic
 tale about subterfuge, dating in
 the 21st century and the fall of
 human civilization. This actually
 happened to me and it could
 happen to you too. Get some
 popcorn. Thread*
 48 PM 39 Aug 18
 2,419 Retweets 4,030 Ls
 So a few weeks egolwas on the Tinder
 machine ahopping my soul around and t
 vary attractwe young laxty
 No bio. Fairly innocuous
 l text her n we make amall tak abt work
 or a bit than she gois,uaty, thawa
 hic huge precentation im werkin on for
 my job, would you be ottended if I got
 back to you
 ve gol more free time? youre cute and t
 want to meer you Im just oo busy m
 thought wel that's an owerty elaborate
 way to ghest somsone i say TolI
 woudrt be offended Isotaty get t
 me up when you're iree
 thank you
 t was wormed you
 late buri for sure ra test you in Sk" ฮ
 n my head Tm
 Two waaks pais 1 compktdy sorget
 about her then I remember and go back
 o tinder andic
 ontt ind
 i that's ward
 she deleted her tinder buti take it s
 overly elaborate ghoating methods
 Then yesterday Iget a vext THEY IM
 omomow t was wondering if you wanted
 wa coukd go get
 drinks ater and see what happens
 m like wel iibe daned Genuinely
 didnt think
 she would message me
 around todoy and tomonow but just
 conte around 6 and 11 meet you try the
 stage thes weead ot
 say sure thing lpoking formand bo it
 This moming she texts me at 9 am hey
 it's gonna rain today but i thin it shoud
 clear up in time for our de I'm ike
 coot ill be there
 Iplay football wth gerwond
 aliar soday and aspresa m iscredulty
 at the stuation Ifind her Instagrmt
 says singer actress, model, 3000
 ollewersand Im Ehe uugghhhh I dunno
 bro. THIS SHIT FEELS OFf but fuck it
 0
 I make my way to Unign Square
 Eat a
 hot dog and look Ơwer by this open tot by
 and about 100 ppl and camerus and sh
 Manhattn shit
 e random a
 She leats me eym neinng a lttle tn
 but jut meet me by te stage then we
 can golwaen't gonna stand n fhont of
 e fucking stage sol stand af so tha
 ade a bit
 0
 Eventusly ee a giiming towards
 bockstage wn two enonmoue
 bodyguards in sunglaases and reaise its
 her and fm thinking WHAT THN
 l stay back and oosess the snuation and
 fuck imma
 playing and she gets on the stage and
 im so fucking confused but think wel
 guees she's a social mecde rality or
 0
 L immeciately think Im too fucking old
 She gets Pe me and is lke thanks for
 coming outbet you re oll mondering
 the fuck is this about
 0
 She then ays kow al of yog hee
 are on tindler and I'm Ike oppe0
 Then
 she says l've invited you all here for
 proceads to gve a hunger pane
 about wtut its gomna
 take to
 0
 L THE DUDES
 THERE SHE FOUND
 D THEM THESAME
 SHITTEXTEDTHEME TCEND oN
 0
 Every man n ne owd look down ard
 mimes WHAT IN
 000 THE THIB SHIT to themsl
 NAME OF SCOOBY
 Ad that poiet I un geuiely imazedal
 he falopian fortitude the g
 possesses This is top 10 gremest
 and plaged
 TUST NO ONE I TRUST NOTHING
 FMVAN CIVILIZATION
 DONT GET GOT THE END
 clare harper flood herpoonen h
 weet your l
We in 2018, she in 2058 by sooshi
MORE MEMES

We in 2018, she in 2058 by sooshi MORE MEMES