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![Bless Up, Fresh, and Goldfish: Good boy becomes a big brother
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±οΈIH. BABIES TOO. U KNOW IβM RIGHT BLESS UP πππ]](https://pics.ballmemes.com/good-boy-becomes-a-big-brother-drsmashlove-new-baby-smell-36806980.png)
Goldfish, Memes, and Best: Ira @ira
I'm not going to call out the white friend
who did this by name, but as the holidays
approach just know that using goldfish as
breadcrumbs for macaroni and cheese IS
NOT OKAY
Post 1233: why does this look like the best thing ever
![Goldfish, Memes, and Best: Ira @ira
I'm not going to call out the white friend
who did this by name, but as the holidays
approach just know that using goldfish as
breadcrumbs for macaroni and cheese IS
NOT OKAY
Post 1233: why does this look like the best thing ever]()
Post 1233: why does this look like the best thing ever
Animals, Beer, and Cats: COLLECTIVE NOUNS FOR ANIMAL GROUPS
A congregotion of alligators
A nest, army, colony, or swarm of ants
A shrewdness or troop of apes
A pace, herd, or drove of asses
A troop of baboons
An exaltation of larks
A leap of leopards
A pride of lions
A lounge of lizards
Atiding of magpies
A nest of mice
A labor of moles
A troop or cartload of monkeys
A herd of moose
A barren, span, or pack of mules
A romp of otters
A team, yoke, or drove of oxen
A parliament of owls
A bed of oysters
A company or pandemonium of parrots
An ostentotion, pride, or muster of peacocks
Apod of pelicans
A rookery or colony of penguins
A bouquet or nye of pheasants
A herd or sounder of pigs
A sloth or sieuth of bears
Afamily or colony of beavers
A grist, swarm, nest, or hive of beer
A sounder or singular of boars
An obstinacy, herd, troop, or gang of buffalo
Aflutter of butterflies
A wake of buzzards
A train, caravan, or flock of camels
A herd of caribou
A ciowder, cluster, giaring, or pounce of cats
An ormy of caterpillars
A herd or drove of cattle
A brood or peep of chickens
A coolition of cheetahs
An intrusion of cockroaches
A guip of cormorants
A bask or fioat of crocodiles
A murder of crows
A herd of deer
A pack of dogs
An are, dule, fiight, or pitying of doves
A poddiing.fiock, or raft of ducks
A convocation or aerie of eagles
A bed or sworm of eels
A herd or memory of elephants
A herd or gang of elk
A mob of emus
A business of ferrets
A charm of finches
A school or shoal of fish
A stand or fiamboyance of flamingos
A swarm, cloud or business of flies
A leash, skulk, or troop of foxes
An army of frogs
A goggle or skein of geese
A herd, corps, or tower of giraffes
A swarm, cloud, or horde of gnats
Aflock, herd, tribe, or trip of goats
A troubling of goldfish
A band or troop of gorillas
A cloud of grasshoppers
A coiony of gulls
A down or husk of hares
A boil, cast, or ketde of hawks
A hedge or siege of herons
A bloat of hippos
A herd or band of horses
A mute, brace, or pack of hounds
A cockle of hyenas
A band, party, or scold of jays
A smack or brood of jellyfish
A mob, herd, or troop of kangaroos
A prickle of porcupines
A school or pod of porpoises
A coterie of prairie dogs
A bevy or covey of quail
A nest or warren of rabbits
A gaze or nursery of raccoons
Arhumba of rattlesnakes
An unkindness or conspiracy of ravens
A crash or stubbornness of rhinoceroses
A building or clamor of rooks
A pod, harem, herd, or colony of seals
A school, shoal, or shiver of sharks
A flock or fold of sheep
A bed, knot, den, or nest of snakes
A host or ubiquity of sparrows
A clutter of spiders
A dray or scurry of squirrels
A chottering or murmuration of starlings
Aflight or gulp of swallows
A bevy, herd, or bank of swans
A sounder, drift, herd, or drove of swine
An ambush or streak of tigers
A nest or knot of toads
A hover of trout
A rofter, doie, or flock of turkeys
A bale or turn of turtles
A blessing of unicorns
A huddie or herd of walruses
A coiony, pack, sneak, or gang of weasels
A pod, school, mob, or gam of whales
Apack or rout of wolves
A wisdom of wombats
Adescent of woodpeckers
A herd, zeal, or cohort of zebras
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Collective Nouns For Different Animals
![Animals, Beer, and Cats: COLLECTIVE NOUNS FOR ANIMAL GROUPS
A congregotion of alligators
A nest, army, colony, or swarm of ants
A shrewdness or troop of apes
A pace, herd, or drove of asses
A troop of baboons
An exaltation of larks
A leap of leopards
A pride of lions
A lounge of lizards
Atiding of magpies
A nest of mice
A labor of moles
A troop or cartload of monkeys
A herd of moose
A barren, span, or pack of mules
A romp of otters
A team, yoke, or drove of oxen
A parliament of owls
A bed of oysters
A company or pandemonium of parrots
An ostentotion, pride, or muster of peacocks
Apod of pelicans
A rookery or colony of penguins
A bouquet or nye of pheasants
A herd or sounder of pigs
A sloth or sieuth of bears
Afamily or colony of beavers
A grist, swarm, nest, or hive of beer
A sounder or singular of boars
An obstinacy, herd, troop, or gang of buffalo
Aflutter of butterflies
A wake of buzzards
A train, caravan, or flock of camels
A herd of caribou
A ciowder, cluster, giaring, or pounce of cats
An ormy of caterpillars
A herd or drove of cattle
A brood or peep of chickens
A coolition of cheetahs
An intrusion of cockroaches
A guip of cormorants
A bask or fioat of crocodiles
A murder of crows
A herd of deer
A pack of dogs
An are, dule, fiight, or pitying of doves
A poddiing.fiock, or raft of ducks
A convocation or aerie of eagles
A bed or sworm of eels
A herd or memory of elephants
A herd or gang of elk
A mob of emus
A business of ferrets
A charm of finches
A school or shoal of fish
A stand or fiamboyance of flamingos
A swarm, cloud or business of flies
A leash, skulk, or troop of foxes
An army of frogs
A goggle or skein of geese
A herd, corps, or tower of giraffes
A swarm, cloud, or horde of gnats
Aflock, herd, tribe, or trip of goats
A troubling of goldfish
A band or troop of gorillas
A cloud of grasshoppers
A coiony of gulls
A down or husk of hares
A boil, cast, or ketde of hawks
A hedge or siege of herons
A bloat of hippos
A herd or band of horses
A mute, brace, or pack of hounds
A cockle of hyenas
A band, party, or scold of jays
A smack or brood of jellyfish
A mob, herd, or troop of kangaroos
A prickle of porcupines
A school or pod of porpoises
A coterie of prairie dogs
A bevy or covey of quail
A nest or warren of rabbits
A gaze or nursery of raccoons
Arhumba of rattlesnakes
An unkindness or conspiracy of ravens
A crash or stubbornness of rhinoceroses
A building or clamor of rooks
A pod, harem, herd, or colony of seals
A school, shoal, or shiver of sharks
A flock or fold of sheep
A bed, knot, den, or nest of snakes
A host or ubiquity of sparrows
A clutter of spiders
A dray or scurry of squirrels
A chottering or murmuration of starlings
Aflight or gulp of swallows
A bevy, herd, or bank of swans
A sounder, drift, herd, or drove of swine
An ambush or streak of tigers
A nest or knot of toads
A hover of trout
A rofter, doie, or flock of turkeys
A bale or turn of turtles
A blessing of unicorns
A huddie or herd of walruses
A coiony, pack, sneak, or gang of weasels
A pod, school, mob, or gam of whales
Apack or rout of wolves
A wisdom of wombats
Adescent of woodpeckers
A herd, zeal, or cohort of zebras
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Collective Nouns For Different Animals]()
epicjohndoe: Collective Nouns For Different Animals
Animals, Beer, and Cats: COLLECTIVE NOUNS FOR ANIMAL GROUPS
A congregotion of alligators
A nest, army, colony, or swarm of ants
A shrewdness or troop of apes
A pace, herd, or drove of asses
A troop of baboons
An exaltation of larks
A leap of leopards
A pride of lions
A lounge of lizards
Atiding of magpies
A nest of mice
A labor of moles
A troop or cartload of monkeys
A herd of moose
A barren, span, or pack of mules
A romp of otters
A team, yoke, or drove of oxen
A parliament of owls
A bed of oysters
A company or pandemonium of parrots
An ostentotion, pride, or muster of peacocks
Apod of pelicans
A rookery or colony of penguins
A bouquet or nye of pheasants
A herd or sounder of pigs
A sloth or sieuth of bears
Afamily or colony of beavers
A grist, swarm, nest, or hive of beer
A sounder or singular of boars
An obstinacy, herd, troop, or gang of buffalo
Aflutter of butterflies
A wake of buzzards
A train, caravan, or flock of camels
A herd of caribou
A ciowder, cluster, giaring, or pounce of cats
An ormy of caterpillars
A herd or drove of cattle
A brood or peep of chickens
A coolition of cheetahs
An intrusion of cockroaches
A guip of cormorants
A bask or fioat of crocodiles
A murder of crows
A herd of deer
A pack of dogs
An are, dule, fiight, or pitying of doves
A poddiing.fiock, or raft of ducks
A convocation or aerie of eagles
A bed or sworm of eels
A herd or memory of elephants
A herd or gang of elk
A mob of emus
A business of ferrets
A charm of finches
A school or shoal of fish
A stand or fiamboyance of flamingos
A swarm, cloud or business of flies
A leash, skulk, or troop of foxes
An army of frogs
A goggle or skein of geese
A herd, corps, or tower of giraffes
A swarm, cloud, or horde of gnats
Aflock, herd, tribe, or trip of goats
A troubling of goldfish
A band or troop of gorillas
A cloud of grasshoppers
A coiony of gulls
A down or husk of hares
A boil, cast, or ketde of hawks
A hedge or siege of herons
A bloat of hippos
A herd or band of horses
A mute, brace, or pack of hounds
A cockle of hyenas
A band, party, or scold of jays
A smack or brood of jellyfish
A mob, herd, or troop of kangaroos
A prickle of porcupines
A school or pod of porpoises
A coterie of prairie dogs
A bevy or covey of quail
A nest or warren of rabbits
A gaze or nursery of raccoons
Arhumba of rattlesnakes
An unkindness or conspiracy of ravens
A crash or stubbornness of rhinoceroses
A building or clamor of rooks
A pod, harem, herd, or colony of seals
A school, shoal, or shiver of sharks
A flock or fold of sheep
A bed, knot, den, or nest of snakes
A host or ubiquity of sparrows
A clutter of spiders
A dray or scurry of squirrels
A chottering or murmuration of starlings
Aflight or gulp of swallows
A bevy, herd, or bank of swans
A sounder, drift, herd, or drove of swine
An ambush or streak of tigers
A nest or knot of toads
A hover of trout
A rofter, doie, or flock of turkeys
A bale or turn of turtles
A blessing of unicorns
A huddie or herd of walruses
A coiony, pack, sneak, or gang of weasels
A pod, school, mob, or gam of whales
Apack or rout of wolves
A wisdom of wombats
Adescent of woodpeckers
A herd, zeal, or cohort of zebras
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Collective Nouns For Different Animals
![Animals, Beer, and Cats: COLLECTIVE NOUNS FOR ANIMAL GROUPS
A congregotion of alligators
A nest, army, colony, or swarm of ants
A shrewdness or troop of apes
A pace, herd, or drove of asses
A troop of baboons
An exaltation of larks
A leap of leopards
A pride of lions
A lounge of lizards
Atiding of magpies
A nest of mice
A labor of moles
A troop or cartload of monkeys
A herd of moose
A barren, span, or pack of mules
A romp of otters
A team, yoke, or drove of oxen
A parliament of owls
A bed of oysters
A company or pandemonium of parrots
An ostentotion, pride, or muster of peacocks
Apod of pelicans
A rookery or colony of penguins
A bouquet or nye of pheasants
A herd or sounder of pigs
A sloth or sieuth of bears
Afamily or colony of beavers
A grist, swarm, nest, or hive of beer
A sounder or singular of boars
An obstinacy, herd, troop, or gang of buffalo
Aflutter of butterflies
A wake of buzzards
A train, caravan, or flock of camels
A herd of caribou
A ciowder, cluster, giaring, or pounce of cats
An ormy of caterpillars
A herd or drove of cattle
A brood or peep of chickens
A coolition of cheetahs
An intrusion of cockroaches
A guip of cormorants
A bask or fioat of crocodiles
A murder of crows
A herd of deer
A pack of dogs
An are, dule, fiight, or pitying of doves
A poddiing.fiock, or raft of ducks
A convocation or aerie of eagles
A bed or sworm of eels
A herd or memory of elephants
A herd or gang of elk
A mob of emus
A business of ferrets
A charm of finches
A school or shoal of fish
A stand or fiamboyance of flamingos
A swarm, cloud or business of flies
A leash, skulk, or troop of foxes
An army of frogs
A goggle or skein of geese
A herd, corps, or tower of giraffes
A swarm, cloud, or horde of gnats
Aflock, herd, tribe, or trip of goats
A troubling of goldfish
A band or troop of gorillas
A cloud of grasshoppers
A coiony of gulls
A down or husk of hares
A boil, cast, or ketde of hawks
A hedge or siege of herons
A bloat of hippos
A herd or band of horses
A mute, brace, or pack of hounds
A cockle of hyenas
A band, party, or scold of jays
A smack or brood of jellyfish
A mob, herd, or troop of kangaroos
A prickle of porcupines
A school or pod of porpoises
A coterie of prairie dogs
A bevy or covey of quail
A nest or warren of rabbits
A gaze or nursery of raccoons
Arhumba of rattlesnakes
An unkindness or conspiracy of ravens
A crash or stubbornness of rhinoceroses
A building or clamor of rooks
A pod, harem, herd, or colony of seals
A school, shoal, or shiver of sharks
A flock or fold of sheep
A bed, knot, den, or nest of snakes
A host or ubiquity of sparrows
A clutter of spiders
A dray or scurry of squirrels
A chottering or murmuration of starlings
Aflight or gulp of swallows
A bevy, herd, or bank of swans
A sounder, drift, herd, or drove of swine
An ambush or streak of tigers
A nest or knot of toads
A hover of trout
A rofter, doie, or flock of turkeys
A bale or turn of turtles
A blessing of unicorns
A huddie or herd of walruses
A coiony, pack, sneak, or gang of weasels
A pod, school, mob, or gam of whales
Apack or rout of wolves
A wisdom of wombats
Adescent of woodpeckers
A herd, zeal, or cohort of zebras
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Collective Nouns For Different Animals]()
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Goldfish, Life, and Meme: Woman Spends $500 To
Save Her Goldfish's Life
This 1-year-old goldfish would have died if it weren't for
the quick thinking of his owner. Emma Marsh, who lives in
Brisbane. Australia, noticed that her goldfish. Conquer, had
begun to choke after he accidentally swallowed a rather
large, black pebble from his tank
As soon as Conquer arrived at the vefs. doctors got to
work In order to remove the stone stuck in his throat,
vets first dripped an anesthetic into the same water
the goldfish was brought in with.
Upon opening his mouth and getting a good look, the
medical staff could clearly see the black pebble and an
instrument was used lo enier Conquer's small mouth then
pull the stone out. Marsh, who bought Conquer for only $12,
ended up spending a grand total of $500 for the relatively
simple procedure - a price worth paying
Not exactly a meme but this is great.
![Goldfish, Life, and Meme: Woman Spends $500 To
Save Her Goldfish's Life
This 1-year-old goldfish would have died if it weren't for
the quick thinking of his owner. Emma Marsh, who lives in
Brisbane. Australia, noticed that her goldfish. Conquer, had
begun to choke after he accidentally swallowed a rather
large, black pebble from his tank
As soon as Conquer arrived at the vefs. doctors got to
work In order to remove the stone stuck in his throat,
vets first dripped an anesthetic into the same water
the goldfish was brought in with.
Upon opening his mouth and getting a good look, the
medical staff could clearly see the black pebble and an
instrument was used lo enier Conquer's small mouth then
pull the stone out. Marsh, who bought Conquer for only $12,
ended up spending a grand total of $500 for the relatively
simple procedure - a price worth paying
Not exactly a meme but this is great.]()
Not exactly a meme but this is great.
Animals, Beer, and Cats: COLLECTIVE NOUNS FOR ANIMAL GROUPS
A congregotion of alligators
A nest, army, colony, or swarm of ants
A shrewdness or troop of apes
A pace, herd, or drove of asses
A troop of baboons
An exaltation of larks
A leap of leopards
A pride of lions
A lounge of lizards
Atiding of magpies
A nest of mice
A labor of moles
A troop or cartload of monkeys
A herd of moose
A barren, span, or pack of mules
A romp of otters
A team, yoke, or drove of oxen
A parliament of owls
A bed of oysters
A company or pandemonium of parrots
An ostentotion, pride, or muster of peacocks
Apod of pelicans
A rookery or colony of penguins
A bouquet or nye of pheasants
A herd or sounder of pigs
A sloth or sieuth of bears
Afamily or colony of beavers
A grist, swarm, nest, or hive of beer
A sounder or singular of boars
An obstinacy, herd, troop, or gang of buffalo
Aflutter of butterflies
A wake of buzzards
A train, caravan, or flock of camels
A herd of caribou
A ciowder, cluster, giaring, or pounce of cats
An ormy of caterpillars
A herd or drove of cattle
A brood or peep of chickens
A coolition of cheetahs
An intrusion of cockroaches
A guip of cormorants
A bask or fioat of crocodiles
A murder of crows
A herd of deer
A pack of dogs
An are, dule, fiight, or pitying of doves
A poddiing.fiock, or raft of ducks
A convocation or aerie of eagles
A bed or sworm of eels
A herd or memory of elephants
A herd or gang of elk
A mob of emus
A business of ferrets
A charm of finches
A school or shoal of fish
A stand or fiamboyance of flamingos
A swarm, cloud or business of flies
A leash, skulk, or troop of foxes
An army of frogs
A goggle or skein of geese
A herd, corps, or tower of giraffes
A swarm, cloud, or horde of gnats
Aflock, herd, tribe, or trip of goats
A troubling of goldfish
A band or troop of gorillas
A cloud of grasshoppers
A coiony of gulls
A down or husk of hares
A boil, cast, or ketde of hawks
A hedge or siege of herons
A bloat of hippos
A herd or band of horses
A mute, brace, or pack of hounds
A cockle of hyenas
A band, party, or scold of jays
A smack or brood of jellyfish
A mob, herd, or troop of kangaroos
A prickle of porcupines
A school or pod of porpoises
A coterie of prairie dogs
A bevy or covey of quail
A nest or warren of rabbits
A gaze or nursery of raccoons
Arhumba of rattlesnakes
An unkindness or conspiracy of ravens
A crash or stubbornness of rhinoceroses
A building or clamor of rooks
A pod, harem, herd, or colony of seals
A school, shoal, or shiver of sharks
A flock or fold of sheep
A bed, knot, den, or nest of snakes
A host or ubiquity of sparrows
A clutter of spiders
A dray or scurry of squirrels
A chottering or murmuration of starlings
Aflight or gulp of swallows
A bevy, herd, or bank of swans
A sounder, drift, herd, or drove of swine
An ambush or streak of tigers
A nest or knot of toads
A hover of trout
A rofter, doie, or flock of turkeys
A bale or turn of turtles
A blessing of unicorns
A huddie or herd of walruses
A coiony, pack, sneak, or gang of weasels
A pod, school, mob, or gam of whales
Apack or rout of wolves
A wisdom of wombats
Adescent of woodpeckers
A herd, zeal, or cohort of zebras
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Collective Nouns For Different Animals
![Animals, Beer, and Cats: COLLECTIVE NOUNS FOR ANIMAL GROUPS
A congregotion of alligators
A nest, army, colony, or swarm of ants
A shrewdness or troop of apes
A pace, herd, or drove of asses
A troop of baboons
An exaltation of larks
A leap of leopards
A pride of lions
A lounge of lizards
Atiding of magpies
A nest of mice
A labor of moles
A troop or cartload of monkeys
A herd of moose
A barren, span, or pack of mules
A romp of otters
A team, yoke, or drove of oxen
A parliament of owls
A bed of oysters
A company or pandemonium of parrots
An ostentotion, pride, or muster of peacocks
Apod of pelicans
A rookery or colony of penguins
A bouquet or nye of pheasants
A herd or sounder of pigs
A sloth or sieuth of bears
Afamily or colony of beavers
A grist, swarm, nest, or hive of beer
A sounder or singular of boars
An obstinacy, herd, troop, or gang of buffalo
Aflutter of butterflies
A wake of buzzards
A train, caravan, or flock of camels
A herd of caribou
A ciowder, cluster, giaring, or pounce of cats
An ormy of caterpillars
A herd or drove of cattle
A brood or peep of chickens
A coolition of cheetahs
An intrusion of cockroaches
A guip of cormorants
A bask or fioat of crocodiles
A murder of crows
A herd of deer
A pack of dogs
An are, dule, fiight, or pitying of doves
A poddiing.fiock, or raft of ducks
A convocation or aerie of eagles
A bed or sworm of eels
A herd or memory of elephants
A herd or gang of elk
A mob of emus
A business of ferrets
A charm of finches
A school or shoal of fish
A stand or fiamboyance of flamingos
A swarm, cloud or business of flies
A leash, skulk, or troop of foxes
An army of frogs
A goggle or skein of geese
A herd, corps, or tower of giraffes
A swarm, cloud, or horde of gnats
Aflock, herd, tribe, or trip of goats
A troubling of goldfish
A band or troop of gorillas
A cloud of grasshoppers
A coiony of gulls
A down or husk of hares
A boil, cast, or ketde of hawks
A hedge or siege of herons
A bloat of hippos
A herd or band of horses
A mute, brace, or pack of hounds
A cockle of hyenas
A band, party, or scold of jays
A smack or brood of jellyfish
A mob, herd, or troop of kangaroos
A prickle of porcupines
A school or pod of porpoises
A coterie of prairie dogs
A bevy or covey of quail
A nest or warren of rabbits
A gaze or nursery of raccoons
Arhumba of rattlesnakes
An unkindness or conspiracy of ravens
A crash or stubbornness of rhinoceroses
A building or clamor of rooks
A pod, harem, herd, or colony of seals
A school, shoal, or shiver of sharks
A flock or fold of sheep
A bed, knot, den, or nest of snakes
A host or ubiquity of sparrows
A clutter of spiders
A dray or scurry of squirrels
A chottering or murmuration of starlings
Aflight or gulp of swallows
A bevy, herd, or bank of swans
A sounder, drift, herd, or drove of swine
An ambush or streak of tigers
A nest or knot of toads
A hover of trout
A rofter, doie, or flock of turkeys
A bale or turn of turtles
A blessing of unicorns
A huddie or herd of walruses
A coiony, pack, sneak, or gang of weasels
A pod, school, mob, or gam of whales
Apack or rout of wolves
A wisdom of wombats
Adescent of woodpeckers
A herd, zeal, or cohort of zebras
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Collective Nouns For Different Animals]()
epicjohndoe: Collective Nouns For Different Animals
Goldfish, Work, and Girl: ok tell me how old are you ??
7 years old
I'm 27 years old
are you married or single
I'm 7 so I haven't had a girlfriend yet
I am single
I work as a florist, and you
7?
I'm 7 so I live with my mom and she
buys me goldfish
What are you doing now
Watching paw patrol
Is she labeled as a Pedo or no cuz shes a girl????? and only guys can be pedo π€
![Goldfish, Work, and Girl: ok tell me how old are you ??
7 years old
I'm 27 years old
are you married or single
I'm 7 so I haven't had a girlfriend yet
I am single
I work as a florist, and you
7?
I'm 7 so I live with my mom and she
buys me goldfish
What are you doing now
Watching paw patrol
Is she labeled as a Pedo or no cuz shes a girl????? and only guys can be pedo π€]()
Is she labeled as a Pedo or no cuz shes a girl????? and only guys can be pedo π€
Goldfish, Tumblr, and Blog: THE META PICTURE
<p><a href="https://epicjohndoe.tumblr.com/post/172800127644/a-goldfishs-point-of-view" class="tumblr_blog">epicjohndoe</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>A Goldfishβs Point Of View</p></blockquote>
![Goldfish, Tumblr, and Blog: THE META PICTURE
<p><a href="https://epicjohndoe.tumblr.com/post/172800127644/a-goldfishs-point-of-view" class="tumblr_blog">epicjohndoe</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>A Goldfishβs Point Of View</p></blockquote>]()
<p><a href="https://epicjohndoe.tumblr.com/post/172800127644/a-goldfishs-point-of-view" class="tumblr_blog">epicjohndoe</a>:</p> <blockquot...
Goldfish, Meh, and Memes: .l Singtel 4G
8:31 AM
Home (5)
Hey guys! Just a gentle reminder. Talk
is on tmr at 8-9pm.
my pet goldfish died
my pet goldfish ran away from home
My pet goldfish drowned
SCAG
REALLY MEH?
SOUNDS A BIT FISHY TO ME LEH
I can totally sense everyone's enthusiasm about going for this office talk
![Goldfish, Meh, and Memes: .l Singtel 4G
8:31 AM
Home (5)
Hey guys! Just a gentle reminder. Talk
is on tmr at 8-9pm.
my pet goldfish died
my pet goldfish ran away from home
My pet goldfish drowned
SCAG
REALLY MEH?
SOUNDS A BIT FISHY TO ME LEH
I can totally sense everyone's enthusiasm about going for this office talk]()
I can totally sense everyone's enthusiasm about going for this office talk
Goldfish, Omg, and Revenge: one of these days,f'mgonna eat that goldfish
then my revenge willfinally be complete.
<p><a href="https://omg-images.tumblr.com/post/170262402462/revenge-is-tasty" class="tumblr_blog">omg-images</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Revenge is tasty</p></blockquote>
![Goldfish, Omg, and Revenge: one of these days,f'mgonna eat that goldfish
then my revenge willfinally be complete.
<p><a href="https://omg-images.tumblr.com/post/170262402462/revenge-is-tasty" class="tumblr_blog">omg-images</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Revenge is tasty</p></blockquote>]()
<p><a href="https://omg-images.tumblr.com/post/170262402462/revenge-is-tasty" class="tumblr_blog">omg-images</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Reveng...
Goldfish, Omg, and Tumblr: CK
AHHH, SLACk WYRM.STILL
LAZING ABOUT, I SEE
WHY NOT?IM JUST PATIENTLY
WAITING FOR THE INEVITABLE
HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE.
HA HA. Tou SEEM TO BE
SUFFERING FROM THE
DELUSION THAT THERES
ONLY ONE UNIVERSE.
WAIT
Oi, MATE!
WHERE DID
You GET THAT
GOLDFISH?!
<p><a href="https://omg-images.tumblr.com/post/170444125697/nothing-to-ennui-here" class="tumblr_blog">omg-images</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Nothing to ennui here</p></blockquote>
![Goldfish, Omg, and Tumblr: CK
AHHH, SLACk WYRM.STILL
LAZING ABOUT, I SEE
WHY NOT?IM JUST PATIENTLY
WAITING FOR THE INEVITABLE
HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE.
HA HA. Tou SEEM TO BE
SUFFERING FROM THE
DELUSION THAT THERES
ONLY ONE UNIVERSE.
WAIT
Oi, MATE!
WHERE DID
You GET THAT
GOLDFISH?!
<p><a href="https://omg-images.tumblr.com/post/170444125697/nothing-to-ennui-here" class="tumblr_blog">omg-images</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Nothing to ennui here</p></blockquote>]()
<p><a href="https://omg-images.tumblr.com/post/170444125697/nothing-to-ennui-here" class="tumblr_blog">omg-images</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>N...
Af, Children, and Cute: Me as a wife
2:16 PM
You did not.
Messages (6) LexaDetails
clarke he is SO fluffy
clarke....pls don't be mad
they asked and he was so
cute I just
What did you do?
so....you know how I was
supposed to take Daveed and
Angelika to get a pet fish
as I know you do not own a
gun, we are going dog
shopping and then bringing
fish home:)
I cannot believe you
let our children name
their first dog Fish
Yes.
I swear to God, if you bring
home anything other than an
aquatic animal, I'm going to
shoot you.
I think it's cute
I also cannot believe you
bought our children a dog
after going to the store with
the intent of purchasing one
fucking goldfish
we named him fish
Wow, now you stop replying
Fine
Fish better be the goddamn
fluffiest dog in the world
disam
djsamyirssak
djsa
π€£Epic AF
![Af, Children, and Cute: Me as a wife
2:16 PM
You did not.
Messages (6) LexaDetails
clarke he is SO fluffy
clarke....pls don't be mad
they asked and he was so
cute I just
What did you do?
so....you know how I was
supposed to take Daveed and
Angelika to get a pet fish
as I know you do not own a
gun, we are going dog
shopping and then bringing
fish home:)
I cannot believe you
let our children name
their first dog Fish
Yes.
I swear to God, if you bring
home anything other than an
aquatic animal, I'm going to
shoot you.
I think it's cute
I also cannot believe you
bought our children a dog
after going to the store with
the intent of purchasing one
fucking goldfish
we named him fish
Wow, now you stop replying
Fine
Fish better be the goddamn
fluffiest dog in the world
disam
djsamyirssak
djsa
π€£Epic AF]()
π€£Epic AF
Funny, Goldfish, and Tumblr: KSTU
<p><a href="https://bigbeardedgeek.tumblr.com/post/170426274756/unclefather-squidkneee-congenitaldisease" class="tumblr_blog">bigbeardedgeek</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://sierraseybold.com/post/151288377441/squidkneee-congenitaldisease-if-youve-ever" class="tumblr_blog">unclefather</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://squidkneee.tumblr.com/post/149842086405">squidkneee</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://congenitaldisease.tumblr.com/post/149316250855">congenitaldisease</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>If youβve ever wondered how <b>lakes are</b> <b>stocked with fish</b>, here it is! Thousands of native fish are being dropped from an airplane. Video is from the Utah Division of Wildlife Resources.
<br/></p>
</blockquote>
<p>this is so funny to m</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Goodbye bitches</p>
</blockquote>
<p><b>PetSmart Fish Lady</b>:Β You have to be very careful not to jostle the goldfish, then let him sit in the bag in the tank for an hour to let his temperature adjust to your tank, and then carefully pour it into the water.</p>
<p><b>Utah Fish Official: BOMBS AWAY FUCKERS</b></p>
</blockquote>
![Funny, Goldfish, and Tumblr: KSTU
<p><a href="https://bigbeardedgeek.tumblr.com/post/170426274756/unclefather-squidkneee-congenitaldisease" class="tumblr_blog">bigbeardedgeek</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://sierraseybold.com/post/151288377441/squidkneee-congenitaldisease-if-youve-ever" class="tumblr_blog">unclefather</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://squidkneee.tumblr.com/post/149842086405">squidkneee</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://congenitaldisease.tumblr.com/post/149316250855">congenitaldisease</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>If youβve ever wondered how <b>lakes are</b> <b>stocked with fish</b>, here it is! Thousands of native fish are being dropped from an airplane. Video is from the Utah Division of Wildlife Resources.
<br/></p>
</blockquote>
<p>this is so funny to m</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Goodbye bitches</p>
</blockquote>
<p><b>PetSmart Fish Lady</b>:Β You have to be very careful not to jostle the goldfish, then let him sit in the bag in the tank for an hour to let his temperature adjust to your tank, and then carefully pour it into the water.</p>
<p><b>Utah Fish Official: BOMBS AWAY FUCKERS</b></p>
</blockquote>]()
<p><a href="https://bigbeardedgeek.tumblr.com/post/170426274756/unclefather-squidkneee-congenitaldisease" class="tumblr_blog">bigbeardedgeek...
Energy, Goldfish, and Reddit: WHAT KIND OF cilf DO YOU OWN
BA
grap
BAR
BAR
ENERGY BAR
BAR
BAR
WITH ORGANIC
BAR
ROLLED AT
CRUNCHY
COOL MINT
CHOCOLATE PEANUT BUTTER
CHOCOLATE
CHIP
HITE CHocCOLATE
ACADAMIA NUT
BLUEBERRY
CRISP
NEW 24002ζ¦
RABBIT DOG CAT GOLDFISH HAMSTER
<p>[<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/surrealmemes/comments/7ttohd/_/">Src</a>]</p>
![Energy, Goldfish, and Reddit: WHAT KIND OF cilf DO YOU OWN
BA
grap
BAR
BAR
ENERGY BAR
BAR
BAR
WITH ORGANIC
BAR
ROLLED AT
CRUNCHY
COOL MINT
CHOCOLATE PEANUT BUTTER
CHOCOLATE
CHIP
HITE CHocCOLATE
ACADAMIA NUT
BLUEBERRY
CRISP
NEW 24002ζ¦
RABBIT DOG CAT GOLDFISH HAMSTER
<p>[<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/surrealmemes/comments/7ttohd/_/">Src</a>]</p>](https://pics.ballmemes.com/what-kind-of-cilf-do-you-own-ba-grap-bar-33150809.png)
![Energy, Goldfish, and Reddit: WHAT KIND OF cilf DO YOU OWN
BA
grap
BAR
BAR
ENERGY BAR
BAR
BAR
WITH ORGANIC
BAR
ROLLED AT
CRUNCHY
COOL MINT
CHOCOLATE PEANUT BUTTER
CHOCOLATE
CHIP
HITE CHocCOLATE
ACADAMIA NUT
BLUEBERRY
CRISP
NEW 24002ζ¦
RABBIT DOG CAT GOLDFISH HAMSTER
<p>[<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/surrealmemes/comments/7ttohd/_/">Src</a>]</p>]()
<p>[<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/surrealmemes/comments/7ttohd/_/">Src</a>]</p>
Goldfish, Memes, and Restaurant: Eating a
gourmet meal
from a 5 star
restaurant
VS
Flavor blasted
Goldfish
I think we're on to something here ladies and gents π³
![Goldfish, Memes, and Restaurant: Eating a
gourmet meal
from a 5 star
restaurant
VS
Flavor blasted
Goldfish
I think we're on to something here ladies and gents π³]()
I think we're on to something here ladies and gents π³
Goldfish, Lol, and Memes: Singapore school pupil sets world record at memory
Dhruv Manoj outperformed 20 other competitors to top the "names and faces
discipline at the World Memory Championship in Jakarta
LOL. BET HE STILL CAN'T REMEMBER
HIS SINGPASSID&PASSWORD
While I have a memory of a goldfish...
![Goldfish, Lol, and Memes: Singapore school pupil sets world record at memory
Dhruv Manoj outperformed 20 other competitors to top the "names and faces
discipline at the World Memory Championship in Jakarta
LOL. BET HE STILL CAN'T REMEMBER
HIS SINGPASSID&PASSWORD
While I have a memory of a goldfish...]()
While I have a memory of a goldfish...
Ass, Blackpeopletwitter, and Dad: El Sprint
23:23
Tweet
Elmo @elmo 9/8/16
4 Elmo loves reading with dad!
for Bed
943 t34411,621
Sad Dad V
@Mofaye_
Replying to @elmo
Thought Elmo was a grown ass man
paying rent with his own goldfish and a
dancing ltalian mime in his window
12/6/17, 17:53
Tweet your reply
<p>To be fair, it did look like the whole apartment belonged to him. (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)</p>
![Ass, Blackpeopletwitter, and Dad: El Sprint
23:23
Tweet
Elmo @elmo 9/8/16
4 Elmo loves reading with dad!
for Bed
943 t34411,621
Sad Dad V
@Mofaye_
Replying to @elmo
Thought Elmo was a grown ass man
paying rent with his own goldfish and a
dancing ltalian mime in his window
12/6/17, 17:53
Tweet your reply
<p>To be fair, it did look like the whole apartment belonged to him. (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)</p>]()
<p>To be fair, it did look like the whole apartment belonged to him. (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)</p>
Baked, Cookies, and Food: What's the best food to cure the munchies?
still 16 o. st
BEN&JERRYS
hale
izza
amous
rawberry
baked
Doritos
γ's Goldfish
@stoner
itz
TM
sREO
ransnute
unnaamon
p Ramen
MUNCHIES
Chocolate Chip
Cookies
I use @kokonuggz for my munchies , weedception.
![Baked, Cookies, and Food: What's the best food to cure the munchies?
still 16 o. st
BEN&JERRYS
hale
izza
amous
rawberry
baked
Doritos
γ's Goldfish
@stoner
itz
TM
sREO
ransnute
unnaamon
p Ramen
MUNCHIES
Chocolate Chip
Cookies
I use @kokonuggz for my munchies , weedception.]()
I use @kokonuggz for my munchies , weedception.
Goldfish, Meme, and Memes: north" quadrant
Please
south quadrant
Remembe
TO RESET
YOUR
HEMISPHERES
*or the dark ones will find you#
<p><a href="https://actual-technicality.tumblr.com/post/166863279599/surrealmemes-unlimited-goldfish-i-know-this" class="tumblr_blog">actual-technicality</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://surreal--memes.tumblr.com/post/166861896821/unlimited-goldfish-i-know-this-is-a-surreal-meme" class="tumblr_blog">surrealβmemes</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://unlimited-goldfish.tumblr.com/post/166861597466/i-know-this-is-a-surreal-meme-but-its-actually-a" class="tumblr_blog">unlimited-goldfish</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>I know this is a surreal meme but itβs actually a great reminder to get a good amount of sleep to help combat depression and stay happy and healthy</p></blockquote>
<p>Serious talk,</p>
<p>Please sleep.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>other kinds of self-care are important too</p>
<p>get rest, stay hydrated, take meds, and the like</p>
</blockquote>
![Goldfish, Meme, and Memes: north" quadrant
Please
south quadrant
Remembe
TO RESET
YOUR
HEMISPHERES
*or the dark ones will find you#
<p><a href="https://actual-technicality.tumblr.com/post/166863279599/surrealmemes-unlimited-goldfish-i-know-this" class="tumblr_blog">actual-technicality</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://surreal--memes.tumblr.com/post/166861896821/unlimited-goldfish-i-know-this-is-a-surreal-meme" class="tumblr_blog">surrealβmemes</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://unlimited-goldfish.tumblr.com/post/166861597466/i-know-this-is-a-surreal-meme-but-its-actually-a" class="tumblr_blog">unlimited-goldfish</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>I know this is a surreal meme but itβs actually a great reminder to get a good amount of sleep to help combat depression and stay happy and healthy</p></blockquote>
<p>Serious talk,</p>
<p>Please sleep.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>other kinds of self-care are important too</p>
<p>get rest, stay hydrated, take meds, and the like</p>
</blockquote>]()
<p><a href="https://actual-technicality.tumblr.com/post/166863279599/surrealmemes-unlimited-goldfish-i-know-this" class="tumblr_blog">actual...
Goldfish, Meme, and Tumblr: north" quadrant
Please
south quadrant
Remembe
TO RESET
YOUR
HEMISPHERES
*or the dark ones will find you#
<p><a href="https://unlimited-goldfish.tumblr.com/post/166861597466/i-know-this-is-a-surreal-meme-but-its-actually-a" class="tumblr_blog">unlimited-goldfish</a>:</p><blockquote><p>I know this is a surreal meme but itβs actually a great reminder to get a good amount of sleep to help combat depression and stay happy and healthy</p></blockquote>
<p>Serious talk,</p><p>Please sleep.</p>
![Goldfish, Meme, and Tumblr: north" quadrant
Please
south quadrant
Remembe
TO RESET
YOUR
HEMISPHERES
*or the dark ones will find you#
<p><a href="https://unlimited-goldfish.tumblr.com/post/166861597466/i-know-this-is-a-surreal-meme-but-its-actually-a" class="tumblr_blog">unlimited-goldfish</a>:</p><blockquote><p>I know this is a surreal meme but itβs actually a great reminder to get a good amount of sleep to help combat depression and stay happy and healthy</p></blockquote>
<p>Serious talk,</p><p>Please sleep.</p>]()
<p><a href="https://unlimited-goldfish.tumblr.com/post/166861597466/i-know-this-is-a-surreal-meme-but-its-actually-a" class="tumblr_blog">un...
Goldfish, Denmark, and Game: Starship Goldfish
@SamSweetmilk
always so negative. why not a game of
goodminton
3:03 PM -20 Oct 2017 from Copenhagen, Denmark
<p>why not? via /r/wholesomememes <a href="http://ift.tt/2yERDTo">http://ift.tt/2yERDTo</a></p>
![Goldfish, Denmark, and Game: Starship Goldfish
@SamSweetmilk
always so negative. why not a game of
goodminton
3:03 PM -20 Oct 2017 from Copenhagen, Denmark
<p>why not? via /r/wholesomememes <a href="http://ift.tt/2yERDTo">http://ift.tt/2yERDTo</a></p>]()
<p>why not? via /r/wholesomememes <a href="http://ift.tt/2yERDTo">http://ift.tt/2yERDTo</a></p>
Bad, Goldfish, and Hillary Clinton: Sam Kriss@sam kriss 4h
Replying to @sam kriss
hillary clinton was paid an advance of $14,000,000 for this book
every time we boarded and checked out the stash. I have a weakness for
Pepperidge Farm Goldish crackers and was delighted to find out that
55 goldish were only 150 calories-not bad! One time, Liz brought
something I hadn't tried before: Flavor Blasted Goldfish. We passed
around the bag and discussed whether it was better than the original.
Some of my staff thought yes, which was incorrect.
1.0K θΌ
<p><a href="http://memehumor.net/post/165478417398/14m" class="tumblr_blog">memehumor</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>$14M</p></blockquote>
![Bad, Goldfish, and Hillary Clinton: Sam Kriss@sam kriss 4h
Replying to @sam kriss
hillary clinton was paid an advance of $14,000,000 for this book
every time we boarded and checked out the stash. I have a weakness for
Pepperidge Farm Goldish crackers and was delighted to find out that
55 goldish were only 150 calories-not bad! One time, Liz brought
something I hadn't tried before: Flavor Blasted Goldfish. We passed
around the bag and discussed whether it was better than the original.
Some of my staff thought yes, which was incorrect.
1.0K θΌ
<p><a href="http://memehumor.net/post/165478417398/14m" class="tumblr_blog">memehumor</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>$14M</p></blockquote>]()
<p><a href="http://memehumor.net/post/165478417398/14m" class="tumblr_blog">memehumor</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>$14M</p></blockquote>
Bad, Goldfish, and Tumblr: Sam Krisssam_kriss 4h
Replying to @sam_kriss
hlay ito
i a adiane lf $4 0000 or t
every time we boarded and checked out the stash.I have a weakness for
Pepperidge Farm Goldfish crackers and was delighted to find out that
55 goldfish were only 150 calories-not bad! One time, Liz brought
something I hadn't tried before: Flavor Blasted Goldfish. We passed
around the bag and discussed whether it was better than the original.
Some of my staff thought yes, which was incorrect.
63 t392 1.0K
<p><a href="https://quitefranklytv.tumblr.com/post/165450226264/youre-not-even-allowed-you-own-opinions-on" class="tumblr_blog">quitefranklytv</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Youβre not even allowed you own opinions on crackers.</p></blockquote>
<p>Can we talk about how she writes at like an eighth grade level?</p>
![Bad, Goldfish, and Tumblr: Sam Krisssam_kriss 4h
Replying to @sam_kriss
hlay ito
i a adiane lf $4 0000 or t
every time we boarded and checked out the stash.I have a weakness for
Pepperidge Farm Goldfish crackers and was delighted to find out that
55 goldfish were only 150 calories-not bad! One time, Liz brought
something I hadn't tried before: Flavor Blasted Goldfish. We passed
around the bag and discussed whether it was better than the original.
Some of my staff thought yes, which was incorrect.
63 t392 1.0K
<p><a href="https://quitefranklytv.tumblr.com/post/165450226264/youre-not-even-allowed-you-own-opinions-on" class="tumblr_blog">quitefranklytv</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Youβre not even allowed you own opinions on crackers.</p></blockquote>
<p>Can we talk about how she writes at like an eighth grade level?</p>]()
<p><a href="https://quitefranklytv.tumblr.com/post/165450226264/youre-not-even-allowed-you-own-opinions-on" class="tumblr_blog">quitefrankly...