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Ariana Grande, Ass, and Beyonce: Beyonce: *breathes* 30 year old mothers and gay niggas: @jxremixh I think on Thursday or some shit my school has a motivational speaker come in and talk to all the students in that grade. They started this type of thing last year cause a lot of kids were killing themselves or something lol. Anyway the school deadass pays some middle aged balding white man to come in and talk to us about life and shit. Like nigga 99.9% of the kids in my grade wanna die lmaooo. Anyway last year all 900 kids in the sophomore class filed into the auditorium to listen to the speaker for 45 minutes straight. For the first like 30 minutes, I was fucking sleep. Shit was so boring bruh on my dead goldfish Jeremy. How you gon be a motivational speaker and sound like you wanna die yourself? Nigga voice was flatter than Ariana Grande ass. Anyway for the last 15 minutes, he took questions from the students. Now THIS is where it got interesting 💀 So y’all know my nigga Aaron right? He wasn’t sitting next to me at the time but this nigga raises his hand. For some reason, they hand this nigga the microphone so the whole auditorium can hear it. “Yeah I got one question. Let’s say you’re online dating a girl and when y’all meet up, she got a weewee bigger than yours. How do cope with that?” I mean yeah at first it was funny 💀 but then security grabbed his ass and he got suspended for like a week. BUT THE NEXT FUCKING PERSON WHO RAISES THEIR HAND MAKES ME WANNA SET A FUCKING SHORT BUS ON FIRE. This bitch Sara , who’s right next to me, takes the microphone and as soon as she starts speaking I wanted to fucking die. Her voice would single handedly make suicide rates go up. “So recently my brother passed away and-“ OH NAH 💀 yo I’m so sorry but it was so hard not to fucking laugh I was almost crying. “-and recently I’ve been really depressed and sometimes I even stare at the knives in my kitchen drawers and think about cutting myself-“ I COULDNT HOLD IT BRUH 😭😭 a nigga started DYINGGG as she was fucking talking 😭 she stops speaking and everybody starts staring at me. “Is something funny?” Omfg I wanted to punch her in the neck, I CANT STRESS HOW ANNOYING HER VOICE IS. Anyway I stop laughing and compose myself. “Nah go ahead.” Bitch voice a whole genjutsu bruh
Ariana Grande, Ass, and Beyonce: Beyonce: *breathes*
 30 year old mothers and gay niggas:
 @jxremixh
I think on Thursday or some shit my school has a motivational speaker come in and talk to all the students in that grade. They started this type of thing last year cause a lot of kids were killing themselves or something lol. Anyway the school deadass pays some middle aged balding white man to come in and talk to us about life and shit. Like nigga 99.9% of the kids in my grade wanna die lmaooo. Anyway last year all 900 kids in the sophomore class filed into the auditorium to listen to the speaker for 45 minutes straight. For the first like 30 minutes, I was fucking sleep. Shit was so boring bruh on my dead goldfish Jeremy. How you gon be a motivational speaker and sound like you wanna die yourself? Nigga voice was flatter than Ariana Grande ass. Anyway for the last 15 minutes, he took questions from the students. Now THIS is where it got interesting 💀 So y’all know my nigga Aaron right? He wasn’t sitting next to me at the time but this nigga raises his hand. For some reason, they hand this nigga the microphone so the whole auditorium can hear it. “Yeah I got one question. Let’s say you’re online dating a girl and when y’all meet up, she got a weewee bigger than yours. How do cope with that?” I mean yeah at first it was funny 💀 but then security grabbed his ass and he got suspended for like a week. BUT THE NEXT FUCKING PERSON WHO RAISES THEIR HAND MAKES ME WANNA SET A FUCKING SHORT BUS ON FIRE. This bitch Sara , who’s right next to me, takes the microphone and as soon as she starts speaking I wanted to fucking die. Her voice would single handedly make suicide rates go up. “So recently my brother passed away and-“ OH NAH 💀 yo I’m so sorry but it was so hard not to fucking laugh I was almost crying. “-and recently I’ve been really depressed and sometimes I even stare at the knives in my kitchen drawers and think about cutting myself-“ I COULDNT HOLD IT BRUH 😭😭 a nigga started DYINGGG as she was fucking talking 😭 she stops speaking and everybody starts staring at me. “Is something funny?” Omfg I wanted to punch her in the neck, I CANT STRESS HOW ANNOYING HER VOICE IS. Anyway I stop laughing and compose myself. “Nah go ahead.” Bitch voice a whole genjutsu bruh

I think on Thursday or some shit my school has a motivational speaker come in and talk to all the students in that grade. They started this ...

Anime, Ass, and Bruh: "ls this a person with decent music?" "No, this is a SoundCloud rapper." ORDEK HERE @typicalterome Back on my caption shit: "Aye Free Tay K bruh." "Didn't he kill like 2 people?" "And?" *door opens* "Dinner is ready." "Bet." *goes downstairs and sits at dinner table with family* "Itadakimasu!" "Bruh you gotta stop watching anime." "ShutchobitchassupTroy." "Boys! Quit arguing at the table. Terome, how was work?" "It was garbage. This lady asked for a Cobb salad without Cobb. I wanted to slap her on my dead goldfish." "You ain't got a dead goldfish." "Who asked you?" "Troy, how was your day?" "It was ight, Mom. I don't know why you always ask us that at the table." "Why do I ask you that? It's a parents job to make sure their kids are happy and doing the right thin-" "Shutcho 'well ackshually' ass up Janet." "For real Dad, she talk to much." *Mom stares at her plate and shakes* "You big mad or little mad?" Dad said. *shaking intensifies* "Damn look at her face, she mad asf." "I dare you to poke her." "Hell nah I ain't suicidal." "Don't test me David..." Mom says through her teeth. "Janet I've tested this food and it tastes like a homeless nigga." "Holup, how you know what that tastes like?" "Don't ask question you don't want the answer to, Terome." "O." "THATS IT!" *Mom stands up and marches back upstairs* "Guess she was big mad." Troy said. *rattling from upstairs* "Tf is she doing?" *footsteps coming down the stairs* "I've had it with you 3..." *Mom points a 9mm at us* "Hey I was saving that for school!" "Aye if you gon shoot anybody, make sure it's me first." *all 3 stare at Troy* "What? I run a meme page."
Anime, Ass, and Bruh: "ls this a person with decent
 music?"
 "No, this is a SoundCloud rapper."
 ORDEK
 HERE
 @typicalterome
Back on my caption shit: "Aye Free Tay K bruh." "Didn't he kill like 2 people?" "And?" *door opens* "Dinner is ready." "Bet." *goes downstairs and sits at dinner table with family* "Itadakimasu!" "Bruh you gotta stop watching anime." "ShutchobitchassupTroy." "Boys! Quit arguing at the table. Terome, how was work?" "It was garbage. This lady asked for a Cobb salad without Cobb. I wanted to slap her on my dead goldfish." "You ain't got a dead goldfish." "Who asked you?" "Troy, how was your day?" "It was ight, Mom. I don't know why you always ask us that at the table." "Why do I ask you that? It's a parents job to make sure their kids are happy and doing the right thin-" "Shutcho 'well ackshually' ass up Janet." "For real Dad, she talk to much." *Mom stares at her plate and shakes* "You big mad or little mad?" Dad said. *shaking intensifies* "Damn look at her face, she mad asf." "I dare you to poke her." "Hell nah I ain't suicidal." "Don't test me David..." Mom says through her teeth. "Janet I've tested this food and it tastes like a homeless nigga." "Holup, how you know what that tastes like?" "Don't ask question you don't want the answer to, Terome." "O." "THATS IT!" *Mom stands up and marches back upstairs* "Guess she was big mad." Troy said. *rattling from upstairs* "Tf is she doing?" *footsteps coming down the stairs* "I've had it with you 3..." *Mom points a 9mm at us* "Hey I was saving that for school!" "Aye if you gon shoot anybody, make sure it's me first." *all 3 stare at Troy* "What? I run a meme page."

Back on my caption shit: "Aye Free Tay K bruh." "Didn't he kill like 2 people?" "And?" *door opens* "Dinner is ready." "Bet." *goes downstai...