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Being Alone, Bitch, and Life: geekandmisandry My boyfriend just woke up, mostly still asleep and told me "don't worry, it's getting better" in a heavy, American accent, which is unusual for an Australian man. "Why are you American?" l asked, to which Igot: "Sorry, it's getting better" in a stereotypical posh English accent. "Why are you English?" I asked, amused. "What is he normally?" He managed to ask. "He? You're not anyone else, you're you." "Ugh, me" was the last thing he said, in a right proper Aussie accent before he fell back into proper sleep. neverblogidly Bitch just thwarted a ghost possession by judging his accents AldenRants 26-50 @burnt_ramen_noodle asked me to RANT ABOUT PEOPLE WHO DELIBERATELY BURN THEIR MARSHMALLOWS ON SMORES! So, you guys mayyy have noticed I just recently did a rant about marshmallows and you mayyy ask yourselves "Why would Alden do two rants so closely related?" But I can assure you that this topic is an entirely different epidemic on its own. NEVER IN YOUR LIFE WILL YOU HEAR SOMEONE SAY "I like them better burnt teehee" WITHOUT THEM REFERRING TO MARSHMALLOWS. BECAUSE THANK THE LORD, WE'VE ALL AGREED AS A UNIFIED SPECIE TO FORBID BURNT FOODS AS CONSIDERABLY EDIBLE. EXCEPT THESE SPECIAL LITTLE ASHFLAKES WHO ARE UNDER THE DELUSION THAT TURNING THEIR FLUFFY SUGARY TREATS INTO HARDENED CLUMPS OF SATAN TOES IS EVEN ETHICAL LET ALONE FINE TO EAT!!! Why do you charcoal munchers do it? Are you just that impatient that you can't spend the extra 30 seconds of toasting your mallow to treat yourself to a warm, crispy, perfectly golden mallow; so you end up resorting to a deformed smoky lump of mallow that could be used to kill Goliath because you think, "I just don't deserve any better..."??? WELL GROW UP. LEARN TO BE PATIENT. AND BY GOLLY, LEARN TO LOVE YOURSELF BECAUSE YOUR BURNT MARSHMALLOWS ArE hArShiNg mY MeLLow!!1!1!
Being Alone, Bitch, and Life: geekandmisandry
 My boyfriend just woke up, mostly still asleep and told me "don't worry, it's
 getting better" in a heavy, American accent, which is unusual for an Australian
 man.
 "Why are you American?" l asked, to which Igot:
 "Sorry, it's getting better" in a stereotypical posh English accent.
 "Why are you English?" I asked, amused.
 "What is he normally?" He managed to ask.
 "He? You're not anyone else, you're you."
 "Ugh, me" was the last thing he said, in a right proper Aussie accent before he
 fell back into proper sleep.
 neverblogidly
 Bitch just thwarted a ghost possession by judging his accents
AldenRants 26-50 @burnt_ramen_noodle asked me to RANT ABOUT PEOPLE WHO DELIBERATELY BURN THEIR MARSHMALLOWS ON SMORES! So, you guys mayyy have noticed I just recently did a rant about marshmallows and you mayyy ask yourselves "Why would Alden do two rants so closely related?" But I can assure you that this topic is an entirely different epidemic on its own. NEVER IN YOUR LIFE WILL YOU HEAR SOMEONE SAY "I like them better burnt teehee" WITHOUT THEM REFERRING TO MARSHMALLOWS. BECAUSE THANK THE LORD, WE'VE ALL AGREED AS A UNIFIED SPECIE TO FORBID BURNT FOODS AS CONSIDERABLY EDIBLE. EXCEPT THESE SPECIAL LITTLE ASHFLAKES WHO ARE UNDER THE DELUSION THAT TURNING THEIR FLUFFY SUGARY TREATS INTO HARDENED CLUMPS OF SATAN TOES IS EVEN ETHICAL LET ALONE FINE TO EAT!!! Why do you charcoal munchers do it? Are you just that impatient that you can't spend the extra 30 seconds of toasting your mallow to treat yourself to a warm, crispy, perfectly golden mallow; so you end up resorting to a deformed smoky lump of mallow that could be used to kill Goliath because you think, "I just don't deserve any better..."??? WELL GROW UP. LEARN TO BE PATIENT. AND BY GOLLY, LEARN TO LOVE YOURSELF BECAUSE YOUR BURNT MARSHMALLOWS ArE hArShiNg mY MeLLow!!1!1!

AldenRants 26-50 @burnt_ramen_noodle asked me to RANT ABOUT PEOPLE WHO DELIBERATELY BURN THEIR MARSHMALLOWS ON SMORES! So, you guys mayyy ha...

America, Spider, and Black Widow: The Tuth About Splders PROBABLY ALeeA0y THAT SPloees AREN'T INSECTS BECAuse THEY HAVE MORE LEGS AND LESS eooy SESMENTS THAN WHAT WE CLASSIFY AS AN INSECT THEY RE IN THE AR THE 40,000 SPECIES OF SPOERS, OLieHL HALF OF THEM MAKE WEBS. THEY DO THIS WITH THE HELP OF THEIR SILK GLANDS LOCATED ON THE! ABDOMEN. ฮฮ•ฮ‘ฮฉ THE GLANDS ARE NseQ LIKE BODY PARTS CALLEO SPINNERETS THAT PUSH OUT SILK THREADS AND HELP SHAPE THe WE8 THE WOR2LD'S LARSEST SPIDER IS THE SOLIATH BIRD-EATING TARANTLLA THAT GROW TO BE 12 INCHES LONG LARGE SPIDERS VENOMOUS, BUT CHOOSE TO DEFEND THEMSELVES BY FLฤฐCKING ITS SpECIAL SHAPEO HAIRS AT PREDATORS IST LIKE THE GOLIATH TARANTULA SPIDERS HARDLY BITE. AND IF THEY OO, IT WOULD MOST LIKELY BE HARMLESS TO HUMANS AND EVEN MOST SPIDERS HAVE EISHT EYES A LOT OF THEM HAVE ERRIBLE VISION, AT GEST, THEY CAN ONLY SEE ABOUT A FOOT IN FRONT OP THEM. SO THAT SPIDER THAT FELL ON you WAS NOT TWO ACTUAL HARMFLL SPIDERS IN AMERICA IS THE BROWN RECUUSE SPIDER AND THE FAMOUS BLACK WIDOW SPIDE2 ANTI-VENOM POR THE SPIDERS HAS GEEN REPORTED CREATED SO THERE HASN'T BEEN DEATH SNCE 1980 SPIDER DOES NOT WANT TO EAT YOU DIET MAINLY CONSISTS OF INSECTS ANO MOSOUITOES THAT 0O WANT TO EAT YOu. FOR EVERY ONE SPIDER, 200O BUES ARE EATEN BY IT EVERY YEAR SPIDERS ARE HARMLESS CREATURes, THEY MISHT LOOK REEPY, BLT NEXT TIME APPRECIATE VERYTHING OW LON HAS THAT BEEN BURN THE COMIC! ! DON'T CARE, JUST BURN <p>Simple Guide About Spiders.</p>
America, Spider, and Black Widow: The
 Tuth
 About
 Splders
 PROBABLY
 ALeeA0y THAT SPloees
 AREN'T INSECTS BECAuse
 THEY HAVE MORE LEGS
 AND LESS eooy
 SESMENTS THAN WHAT WE
 CLASSIFY AS AN INSECT
 THEY RE IN THE AR
 THE 40,000 SPECIES OF SPOERS, OLieHL
 HALF OF THEM MAKE WEBS. THEY DO THIS WITH
 THE HELP OF THEIR SILK GLANDS LOCATED ON
 THE! ABDOMEN. ฮฮ•ฮ‘ฮฉ THE GLANDS ARE NseQ
 LIKE BODY PARTS CALLEO SPINNERETS THAT PUSH
 OUT SILK THREADS AND HELP SHAPE THe WE8
 THE WOR2LD'S LARSEST SPIDER IS THE
 SOLIATH BIRD-EATING TARANTLLA THAT
 GROW TO BE 12 INCHES LONG
 LARGE SPIDERS
 VENOMOUS, BUT CHOOSE
 TO DEFEND THEMSELVES
 BY FLฤฐCKING ITS SpECIAL
 SHAPEO HAIRS AT
 PREDATORS
 IST LIKE THE
 GOLIATH
 TARANTULA
 SPIDERS HARDLY
 BITE. AND IF THEY
 OO, IT WOULD
 MOST LIKELY BE
 HARMLESS TO
 HUMANS
 AND EVEN
 MOST SPIDERS HAVE
 EISHT EYES A LOT
 OF THEM HAVE
 ERRIBLE VISION, AT
 GEST, THEY CAN
 ONLY SEE ABOUT A
 FOOT IN FRONT OP
 THEM. SO THAT
 SPIDER THAT FELL
 ON you WAS NOT
 TWO ACTUAL HARMFLL SPIDERS IN
 AMERICA IS THE BROWN RECUUSE SPIDER AND
 THE FAMOUS BLACK WIDOW SPIDE2
 ANTI-VENOM POR THE SPIDERS HAS GEEN
 REPORTED
 CREATED SO THERE HASN'T BEEN
 DEATH SNCE 1980
 SPIDER DOES NOT WANT TO EAT YOU
 DIET MAINLY CONSISTS OF INSECTS ANO
 MOSOUITOES THAT 0O WANT TO EAT YOu. FOR
 EVERY ONE SPIDER, 200O BUES ARE EATEN BY IT
 EVERY YEAR
 SPIDERS ARE HARMLESS
 CREATURes, THEY MISHT LOOK
 REEPY, BLT NEXT TIME
 APPRECIATE
 VERYTHING
 OW LON
 HAS THAT
 BEEN
 BURN THE COMIC! !
 DON'T CARE, JUST BURN
<p>Simple Guide About Spiders.</p>

<p>Simple Guide About Spiders.</p>

Donald Glover, Golden Globes, and Memes: infia showbiz Film La La Land berhasil meraih trofi terbanyak di ajang penghargaan Golden Globes 2017 dengan 7 trofi. Acara ini digelar di Beverly Hilton, Los Angeles, Amerika Serikat pada 8 Januari 2017 waktu setempat. film MePA Foto Refinery2 Berikut daftar lengkap pemenang Golden Globes 2017: . Best Motion Picture, Drama: Moonlight . Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture, Drama: Casey Affleck, Manchester by the Sea . Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture, Drama: Isabelle Huppert, Elle . Best Motion Picture, Comedy or Musical: La La Land . Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture, Comedy or Musical: Ryan Gosling, La La Land . Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture, Comedy or Musical: Emma Stone, La La Land . Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role in a Motion Picture: Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Nocturnal Animals . Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role in a Motion Picture: Viola Davis, Fences . Best Director in a Motion Picture: Damien Chazelle, La La Land . Best Original Song in a Motion Picture: City of Stars, La La Land . Best Original Score: La La Land . Best Screenplay in a Motion Picture: Damien Chazelle, La La Land . Best Motion Picture, Animated: Zootopia . Best Motion Picture, Foreign Language: Elle, France . Best TV Series, Drama: The Crown, Netflix . Best Actor in a TV Series, Drama: Billy Bob Thornton, Goliath . Best Actress in a TV Series, Drama: Claire Foy, The Crown . Best TV Series, Comedy or Musical: Atlanta . Best Performance by an Actor in a Television Series, Comedy or Musical: Donald Glover, Atlanta . Best Performance by an Actor in a Television Series, Comedy or Musical: Tracee Ellis Ross, Black-ish . Best Limited Series or TV Movie The People v. O.J: American Crime Story . Best Performance by an Actor in a a Limited Series or TV Movie: Tom Hiddleston, The Night Manager . Best Performance by an Actress in a Limited Series or TV Movie: American Crime Story . Best Supporting Actor in a Series, Limited Series or TV Movie: Hugh Laurie, The Night Manager . Best Supporting Actress in a Series, Limited Series or TV Movie: Olivia Colman, The Night Manager
Donald Glover, Golden Globes, and Memes: infia
 showbiz
 Film La La Land
 berhasil meraih
 trofi terbanyak di
 ajang
 penghargaan
 Golden Globes
 2017 dengan 7
 trofi. Acara ini
 digelar di Beverly
 Hilton, Los
 Angeles, Amerika
 Serikat pada 8
 Januari 2017
 waktu setempat.
 film
 MePA
 Foto Refinery2
Berikut daftar lengkap pemenang Golden Globes 2017: . Best Motion Picture, Drama: Moonlight . Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture, Drama: Casey Affleck, Manchester by the Sea . Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture, Drama: Isabelle Huppert, Elle . Best Motion Picture, Comedy or Musical: La La Land . Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture, Comedy or Musical: Ryan Gosling, La La Land . Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture, Comedy or Musical: Emma Stone, La La Land . Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role in a Motion Picture: Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Nocturnal Animals . Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role in a Motion Picture: Viola Davis, Fences . Best Director in a Motion Picture: Damien Chazelle, La La Land . Best Original Song in a Motion Picture: City of Stars, La La Land . Best Original Score: La La Land . Best Screenplay in a Motion Picture: Damien Chazelle, La La Land . Best Motion Picture, Animated: Zootopia . Best Motion Picture, Foreign Language: Elle, France . Best TV Series, Drama: The Crown, Netflix . Best Actor in a TV Series, Drama: Billy Bob Thornton, Goliath . Best Actress in a TV Series, Drama: Claire Foy, The Crown . Best TV Series, Comedy or Musical: Atlanta . Best Performance by an Actor in a Television Series, Comedy or Musical: Donald Glover, Atlanta . Best Performance by an Actor in a Television Series, Comedy or Musical: Tracee Ellis Ross, Black-ish . Best Limited Series or TV Movie The People v. O.J: American Crime Story . Best Performance by an Actor in a a Limited Series or TV Movie: Tom Hiddleston, The Night Manager . Best Performance by an Actress in a Limited Series or TV Movie: American Crime Story . Best Supporting Actor in a Series, Limited Series or TV Movie: Hugh Laurie, The Night Manager . Best Supporting Actress in a Series, Limited Series or TV Movie: Olivia Colman, The Night Manager

Berikut daftar lengkap pemenang Golden Globes 2017: . Best Motion Picture, Drama: Moonlight . Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Pictu...