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Being Alone, Bitch, and Life: geekandmisandry My boyfriend just woke up, mostly still asleep and told me "don't worry, it's getting better" in a heavy, American accent, which is unusual for an Australian man. "Why are you American?" l asked, to which Igot: "Sorry, it's getting better" in a stereotypical posh English accent. "Why are you English?" I asked, amused. "What is he normally?" He managed to ask. "He? You're not anyone else, you're you." "Ugh, me" was the last thing he said, in a right proper Aussie accent before he fell back into proper sleep. neverblogidly Bitch just thwarted a ghost possession by judging his accents AldenRants 26-50 @burnt_ramen_noodle asked me to RANT ABOUT PEOPLE WHO DELIBERATELY BURN THEIR MARSHMALLOWS ON SMORES! So, you guys mayyy have noticed I just recently did a rant about marshmallows and you mayyy ask yourselves "Why would Alden do two rants so closely related?" But I can assure you that this topic is an entirely different epidemic on its own. NEVER IN YOUR LIFE WILL YOU HEAR SOMEONE SAY "I like them better burnt teehee" WITHOUT THEM REFERRING TO MARSHMALLOWS. BECAUSE THANK THE LORD, WE'VE ALL AGREED AS A UNIFIED SPECIE TO FORBID BURNT FOODS AS CONSIDERABLY EDIBLE. EXCEPT THESE SPECIAL LITTLE ASHFLAKES WHO ARE UNDER THE DELUSION THAT TURNING THEIR FLUFFY SUGARY TREATS INTO HARDENED CLUMPS OF SATAN TOES IS EVEN ETHICAL LET ALONE FINE TO EAT!!! Why do you charcoal munchers do it? Are you just that impatient that you can't spend the extra 30 seconds of toasting your mallow to treat yourself to a warm, crispy, perfectly golden mallow; so you end up resorting to a deformed smoky lump of mallow that could be used to kill Goliath because you think, "I just don't deserve any better..."??? WELL GROW UP. LEARN TO BE PATIENT. AND BY GOLLY, LEARN TO LOVE YOURSELF BECAUSE YOUR BURNT MARSHMALLOWS ArE hArShiNg mY MeLLow!!1!1!
Being Alone, Bitch, and Life: geekandmisandry
 My boyfriend just woke up, mostly still asleep and told me "don't worry, it's
 getting better" in a heavy, American accent, which is unusual for an Australian
 man.
 "Why are you American?" l asked, to which Igot:
 "Sorry, it's getting better" in a stereotypical posh English accent.
 "Why are you English?" I asked, amused.
 "What is he normally?" He managed to ask.
 "He? You're not anyone else, you're you."
 "Ugh, me" was the last thing he said, in a right proper Aussie accent before he
 fell back into proper sleep.
 neverblogidly
 Bitch just thwarted a ghost possession by judging his accents
AldenRants 26-50 @burnt_ramen_noodle asked me to RANT ABOUT PEOPLE WHO DELIBERATELY BURN THEIR MARSHMALLOWS ON SMORES! So, you guys mayyy have noticed I just recently did a rant about marshmallows and you mayyy ask yourselves "Why would Alden do two rants so closely related?" But I can assure you that this topic is an entirely different epidemic on its own. NEVER IN YOUR LIFE WILL YOU HEAR SOMEONE SAY "I like them better burnt teehee" WITHOUT THEM REFERRING TO MARSHMALLOWS. BECAUSE THANK THE LORD, WE'VE ALL AGREED AS A UNIFIED SPECIE TO FORBID BURNT FOODS AS CONSIDERABLY EDIBLE. EXCEPT THESE SPECIAL LITTLE ASHFLAKES WHO ARE UNDER THE DELUSION THAT TURNING THEIR FLUFFY SUGARY TREATS INTO HARDENED CLUMPS OF SATAN TOES IS EVEN ETHICAL LET ALONE FINE TO EAT!!! Why do you charcoal munchers do it? Are you just that impatient that you can't spend the extra 30 seconds of toasting your mallow to treat yourself to a warm, crispy, perfectly golden mallow; so you end up resorting to a deformed smoky lump of mallow that could be used to kill Goliath because you think, "I just don't deserve any better..."??? WELL GROW UP. LEARN TO BE PATIENT. AND BY GOLLY, LEARN TO LOVE YOURSELF BECAUSE YOUR BURNT MARSHMALLOWS ArE hArShiNg mY MeLLow!!1!1!

AldenRants 26-50 @burnt_ramen_noodle asked me to RANT ABOUT PEOPLE WHO DELIBERATELY BURN THEIR MARSHMALLOWS ON SMORES! So, you guys mayyy ha...

Donald Glover, Golden Globes, and Memes: infia showbiz Film La La Land berhasil meraih trofi terbanyak di ajang penghargaan Golden Globes 2017 dengan 7 trofi. Acara ini digelar di Beverly Hilton, Los Angeles, Amerika Serikat pada 8 Januari 2017 waktu setempat. film MePA Foto Refinery2 Berikut daftar lengkap pemenang Golden Globes 2017: . Best Motion Picture, Drama: Moonlight . Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture, Drama: Casey Affleck, Manchester by the Sea . Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture, Drama: Isabelle Huppert, Elle . Best Motion Picture, Comedy or Musical: La La Land . Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture, Comedy or Musical: Ryan Gosling, La La Land . Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture, Comedy or Musical: Emma Stone, La La Land . Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role in a Motion Picture: Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Nocturnal Animals . Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role in a Motion Picture: Viola Davis, Fences . Best Director in a Motion Picture: Damien Chazelle, La La Land . Best Original Song in a Motion Picture: City of Stars, La La Land . Best Original Score: La La Land . Best Screenplay in a Motion Picture: Damien Chazelle, La La Land . Best Motion Picture, Animated: Zootopia . Best Motion Picture, Foreign Language: Elle, France . Best TV Series, Drama: The Crown, Netflix . Best Actor in a TV Series, Drama: Billy Bob Thornton, Goliath . Best Actress in a TV Series, Drama: Claire Foy, The Crown . Best TV Series, Comedy or Musical: Atlanta . Best Performance by an Actor in a Television Series, Comedy or Musical: Donald Glover, Atlanta . Best Performance by an Actor in a Television Series, Comedy or Musical: Tracee Ellis Ross, Black-ish . Best Limited Series or TV Movie The People v. O.J: American Crime Story . Best Performance by an Actor in a a Limited Series or TV Movie: Tom Hiddleston, The Night Manager . Best Performance by an Actress in a Limited Series or TV Movie: American Crime Story . Best Supporting Actor in a Series, Limited Series or TV Movie: Hugh Laurie, The Night Manager . Best Supporting Actress in a Series, Limited Series or TV Movie: Olivia Colman, The Night Manager
Donald Glover, Golden Globes, and Memes: infia
 showbiz
 Film La La Land
 berhasil meraih
 trofi terbanyak di
 ajang
 penghargaan
 Golden Globes
 2017 dengan 7
 trofi. Acara ini
 digelar di Beverly
 Hilton, Los
 Angeles, Amerika
 Serikat pada 8
 Januari 2017
 waktu setempat.
 film
 MePA
 Foto Refinery2
Berikut daftar lengkap pemenang Golden Globes 2017: . Best Motion Picture, Drama: Moonlight . Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture, Drama: Casey Affleck, Manchester by the Sea . Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture, Drama: Isabelle Huppert, Elle . Best Motion Picture, Comedy or Musical: La La Land . Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture, Comedy or Musical: Ryan Gosling, La La Land . Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture, Comedy or Musical: Emma Stone, La La Land . Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role in a Motion Picture: Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Nocturnal Animals . Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role in a Motion Picture: Viola Davis, Fences . Best Director in a Motion Picture: Damien Chazelle, La La Land . Best Original Song in a Motion Picture: City of Stars, La La Land . Best Original Score: La La Land . Best Screenplay in a Motion Picture: Damien Chazelle, La La Land . Best Motion Picture, Animated: Zootopia . Best Motion Picture, Foreign Language: Elle, France . Best TV Series, Drama: The Crown, Netflix . Best Actor in a TV Series, Drama: Billy Bob Thornton, Goliath . Best Actress in a TV Series, Drama: Claire Foy, The Crown . Best TV Series, Comedy or Musical: Atlanta . Best Performance by an Actor in a Television Series, Comedy or Musical: Donald Glover, Atlanta . Best Performance by an Actor in a Television Series, Comedy or Musical: Tracee Ellis Ross, Black-ish . Best Limited Series or TV Movie The People v. O.J: American Crime Story . Best Performance by an Actor in a a Limited Series or TV Movie: Tom Hiddleston, The Night Manager . Best Performance by an Actress in a Limited Series or TV Movie: American Crime Story . Best Supporting Actor in a Series, Limited Series or TV Movie: Hugh Laurie, The Night Manager . Best Supporting Actress in a Series, Limited Series or TV Movie: Olivia Colman, The Night Manager

Berikut daftar lengkap pemenang Golden Globes 2017: . Best Motion Picture, Drama: Moonlight . Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Pictu...