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Golly: audrey-hepbae: snacfu: liebgoth: weknowwearebeautifulanduglytoo: joekerspades: elitigre: frender: deadfoxforcutie: trashgender-neurotica: blueeyeddl: tikkunolamorgtfo: trashgender-neurotica: When you’re an adult man and you try to troll a little girl but instead she drags you straight to hell. (source) “I’m down with white nationalism but I will clutch my pearls if I hear an F-bomb.” White people in a nutshell. Is he calling her “young man” or “young ma'am”? I can’t tell. Considering it’s infowars, may be relevant either way….. He said “young man”, no doubt in an attempt to launch into anti-trans rhetoric with her as a prop. This is a good way to handle that. why is it that every reactionary white dude talks like this. “oh wow, oh my gosh!! oh golly!! oh jeepers!!” it’s actually a little bit horrifying that he would try to expose a child to the lion den of internet white nationalism by making her a prop to make fun of. but yeah, the little girl is “scandalous” because she rightfully called this grown man a fucking idiot Fun trivia fact: this single clip entirely ended this dumbass dude’s career in Infowars and alt right publication, because no one took him seriously anymore after a “little girl” called him a fucking idiot to his face and all he could do was say wow and oh my gosh. I’m glad. Fuck that guy. Hey that’s me in the 8th grade lol, I use they them pronouns now fank uuuu!!!! Also I still have those same glasses :0 how time flies!! Also if u were wondering how the altercation started I was at this defend DACA protest and my jewish ass was like is that FUCKING infowars harassing an old lady and so I posted the fuck up. Texas style. YOURE MY HERO Long live this hero. May they never need a new prescription.
Golly: audrey-hepbae:
snacfu:

liebgoth:


weknowwearebeautifulanduglytoo:

joekerspades:

elitigre:

frender:

deadfoxforcutie:


trashgender-neurotica:

blueeyeddl:

tikkunolamorgtfo:


trashgender-neurotica:

When you’re an adult man and you try to troll a little girl but instead she drags you straight to hell.
(source)

“I’m down with white nationalism but I will clutch my pearls if I hear an F-bomb.” White people in a nutshell.


Is he calling her “young man” or “young ma'am”? I can’t tell. Considering it’s infowars, may be relevant either way….. 

He said “young man”, no doubt in an attempt to launch into anti-trans rhetoric with her as a prop.
This is a good way to handle that.

why is it that every reactionary white dude talks like this. “oh wow, oh my gosh!! oh golly!! oh jeepers!!” 


it’s actually a little bit horrifying that he would try to expose a child to the lion den of internet white nationalism by making her a prop to make fun of. but yeah, the little girl is “scandalous” because she rightfully called this grown man a fucking idiot



Fun trivia fact: this single clip entirely ended this dumbass dude’s career in Infowars and alt right publication, because no one took him seriously anymore after a “little girl” called him a fucking idiot to his face and all he could do was say wow and oh my gosh.



I’m glad. Fuck that guy. 

Hey that’s me in the 8th grade lol, I use they them pronouns now fank uuuu!!!! Also I still have those same glasses :0 how time flies!! Also if u were wondering how the altercation started I was at this defend DACA protest and my jewish ass was like is that FUCKING infowars harassing an old lady and so I posted the fuck up. Texas style.



YOURE MY HERO 



Long live this hero. May they never need a new prescription.

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Golly: Gee golly wiz look at there
Golly: Gee golly wiz look at there

Gee golly wiz look at there

Golly: small clumps of leaves, prodded her toes amongst the scant hea and c underf f the b tch he e deat . No g l roof o rowsor em aw ere. C Word count , gra the w ade t ed o ere. her roof as no jon h her f Pages 2 Words 1141 Characters 5979 ortents t she d pened for a Characters excluding spaces 4840 d at Close , and le at he wouTa Tot Teave ner. He never woud. Henaq rod mer as m herself when she was young, hands clasped around her father's road to market left her alo ne She remembered that She had beg tzikeh: teashoesandhair: thededfa: teashoesandhair: beabaseball: parasite-core: teashoesandhair: teashoesandhair: teashoesandhair: teashoesandhair: perringcentral: teashoesandhair: teashoesandhair: teashoesandhair: eldritchnonsense: teashoesandhair: teashoesandhair: teashoesandhair: Oops, I started a ridiculous challenge. This is why it’s ridiculous, fyi: Listen… my entire personal life is fucked… but I have written over 2000 words without using the letter ‘i’ even once… does that count for anything… This is… I mean. Incredible. But terrifying. You’ve written over 2000 words with no ‘it’. No ‘ing’. Oh God, no ‘ing’. You’re a force to be reckoned with. No ‘it’, no ‘is’, no ‘-ing’, no ‘in’, no ‘I’. I’m on 2,700 words now, and I’m… not sure how I’ve managed to do this. Dialogue is proving the biggest challenge, unsurprisingly. Why did I do this to myself? So this is going to be like 15-20k when it’s done… um If I finish this, I will probably count it amongst my greatest achievements. Op you’re the most powerful person on writeblr right now That’s good to hear because I’ve lost all semblance of control with respect to every other facet of my life, but I’m maybe a third of the way through now?? So that’s good???? And now I’m going to have a very relaxing bath?????? I probably have about another 14,000 words to go and honestly, when I hit 10k (the expected halfway point), I’m going to treat myself to writing 100 words of something else that has the dang letter ‘i’ in it Nearly wept when I realised I couldn’t use the word ‘frantic’ earlier, but 7.5k is my next milestone, and it actually might happen tomorrow, which is unnerving. How should I celebrate?? Getting really bad impostor syndrome today and feeling 95% sure that I will never amount to a thing and will probably never finish this story, and so in response to that dumb brain thought I did this Suck it, subconscious. You are a force of nature and I am both impressed and terrified. Please publish this somewhere when you a e done so we can read it holy shit I absolutely will!! In other news I hit 10k today and that’s without a thesaurus and oh golly, my poor think-box This author is a sleeping God among mortals The Earth fears their awakening into their full powers Full powers yet to be confirmed, but after a short hiatus, I have returned When I get to 12k, I might do a very elaborate jig I really hope the title of your story is “Team.”
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tzikeh:
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thededfa:

teashoesandhair:

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teashoesandhair:


teashoesandhair:

teashoesandhair:

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teashoesandhair:


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eldritchnonsense:

teashoesandhair:

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teashoesandhair:

Oops, I started a ridiculous challenge.

This is why it’s ridiculous, fyi:



Listen… my entire personal life is fucked… but I have written over 2000 words without using the letter ‘i’ even once… does that count for anything…

This is… I mean. Incredible. But terrifying.
You’ve written over 2000 words with no ‘it’. No ‘ing’. Oh God, no ‘ing’.
You’re a force to be reckoned with.

No ‘it’, no ‘is’, no ‘-ing’, no ‘in’, no ‘I’. I’m on 2,700 words now, and I’m… not sure how I’ve managed to do this. Dialogue is proving the biggest challenge, unsurprisingly. Why did I do this to myself? 


So this is going to be like 15-20k when it’s done… um

If I finish this, I will probably count it amongst my greatest achievements.


Op you’re the most powerful person on writeblr right now

That’s good to hear because I’ve lost all semblance of control with respect to every other facet of my life, but
I’m maybe a third of the way through now?? So that’s good???? And now I’m going to have a very relaxing bath??????

I probably have about another 14,000 words to go and honestly, when I hit 10k (the expected halfway point), I’m going to treat myself to writing 100 words of something else that has the dang letter ‘i’ in it

Nearly wept when I realised I couldn’t use the word ‘frantic’ earlier, but 
7.5k is my next milestone, and it actually might happen tomorrow, which is unnerving. How should I celebrate?? 

Getting really bad impostor syndrome today and feeling 95% sure that I will never amount to a thing and will probably never finish this story, and so in response to that dumb brain thought I did this
Suck it, subconscious.


You are a force of nature and I am both impressed and terrified.


Please publish this somewhere when you a e done so we can read it holy shit

I absolutely will!! In other news I hit 10k today and that’s without a thesaurus and oh golly, my poor think-box


This author is a sleeping God among mortals
The Earth fears their awakening into their full powers 

Full powers yet to be confirmed, but after a short hiatus, I have returned
When I get to 12k, I might do a very elaborate jig 

I really hope the title of your story is “Team.”

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Golly: Back to Snapchat 45% 12:07 AM Scotty YOU MATCHED WITH SCOTTY ON 8/13/16 suck me up? whats up fam Watching Spartacus and eating a lean cuisine Aug 15, 2016, 11:34 PM can i join Sure It's on Netflix I'm on episode 8 lol you are silly lets chill Send Турe a Message... GIF Back to Snapchat 45% 12:07 AM Scotty Aug 15, 2016, 11:57 PM Can I put makeup on you? if youll give me head you can do whatever Imao ill trade I'm bad at head what are you down for then Having my tuition paid That shit gets me wet lol good luck you better some weight and get a mew face because your ass is the definition of Fugly ose fucking ugly Wow, can't take a joke? Send Туре a Message... GIF Back to Snapchat 45% 12:08 AM Scotty I'm bad at head what are you down for then Having my tuition paid That shit gets me wet lol good luck you better lose some weight and get a mew face because your ass is the definition of Fugly fucking ugly Wow, can't take a joke? come suck the meat and ill give you 1 dollar Oh golly, that offer sounds so appealing. nah but for real wyd tonight Send Турe a Message... GIF 49% .oo T-Mobile Wi-Fi 12:16 AM Scotty you 1 dollar Oh golly, that offer sounds so appealing. nah but for real wyd tonight Why do you care what my "fugly ass" is doing? youre fine How tall are you 511 Yikes So no Being a dick is one thing, but being a short dick is just embarrassing. Sent Send Туре a Message... GIF ooo T-Mobile Wi-Fi 12:19 AM 50% Scotty Why do you care what my "fugly ass" is doing? youre fine How tall are you 511 Yikes So no Being a dick is one thing, but being a short dick is just embarrassing. ok sasqautch pussy OMG THATS THE BEST INSULT IVE EVER RECEIVED Sent Send Турe a Message... GIF onlinedatingadventure: Our first submission! Finally a Tinder experience! My favorite part is when he specifies what “fugly” means just in case she isn’t aware.
Golly: Back to Snapchat
 45%
 12:07 AM
 Scotty
 YOU MATCHED WITH SCOTTY ON 8/13/16
 suck me up?
 whats up fam
 Watching Spartacus and eating a
 lean cuisine
 Aug 15, 2016, 11:34 PM
 can i join
 Sure
 It's on Netflix I'm on episode 8
 lol you are silly
 lets chill
 Send
 Турe a Message...
 GIF

 Back to Snapchat
 45%
 12:07 AM
 Scotty
 Aug 15, 2016, 11:57 PM
 Can I put makeup on you?
 if youll give me head you can do
 whatever Imao
 ill trade
 I'm bad at head
 what are you down for then
 Having my tuition paid
 That shit gets me wet
 lol good luck you better
 some weight and get a mew face
 because your ass is the definition
 of Fugly
 ose
 fucking ugly
 Wow, can't take a joke?
 Send
 Туре a Message...
 GIF

 Back to Snapchat
 45%
 12:08 AM
 Scotty
 I'm bad at head
 what are you down for then
 Having my tuition paid
 That shit gets me wet
 lol good luck you better lose
 some weight and get a mew face
 because your ass is the definition
 of Fugly
 fucking ugly
 Wow, can't take a joke?
 come suck the meat and ill give
 you 1 dollar
 Oh golly, that offer sounds so
 appealing.
 nah but for real wyd tonight
 Send
 Турe a Message...
 GIF

 49%
 .oo T-Mobile Wi-Fi
 12:16 AM
 Scotty
 you 1 dollar
 Oh golly, that offer sounds so
 appealing.
 nah but for real wyd tonight
 Why do you care what my "fugly
 ass" is doing?
 youre fine
 How tall are you
 511
 Yikes
 So no
 Being a dick is one thing, but
 being a short dick is just
 embarrassing.
 Sent
 Send
 Туре a Message...
 GIF

 ooo T-Mobile Wi-Fi
 12:19 AM
 50%
 Scotty
 Why do you care what my "fugly
 ass" is doing?
 youre fine
 How tall are you
 511
 Yikes
 So no
 Being a dick is one thing, but
 being a short dick is just
 embarrassing.
 ok sasqautch pussy
 OMG
 THATS THE BEST INSULT IVE
 EVER RECEIVED
 Sent
 Send
 Турe a Message...
 GIF
onlinedatingadventure:

Our first submission! Finally a Tinder experience! My favorite part is when he specifies what “fugly” means just in case she isn’t aware.

onlinedatingadventure: Our first submission! Finally a Tinder experience! My favorite part is when he specifies what “fugly” means just...

Golly: perfect guys don't exi- good-golly-missmolly: metaru-lee: goldenpoc: Um what about naruto? bitch what about him???? why does this bitch look like a mii
Golly: perfect guys don't exi-
good-golly-missmolly:

metaru-lee:

goldenpoc:

Um what about naruto?

bitch what about him????


why does this bitch look like a mii

good-golly-missmolly: metaru-lee: goldenpoc: Um what about naruto? bitch what about him???? why does this bitch look like a mii

Golly: good-golly-missmolly: you embarrassed him
Golly: good-golly-missmolly:

you embarrassed him

good-golly-missmolly: you embarrassed him

Golly: lessmetamorebeta: GOLLY FUCKING GOSH WHAT A NICE DAY FOR SURFING!
Golly: lessmetamorebeta:

GOLLY FUCKING GOSH WHAT A NICE DAY FOR SURFING!

lessmetamorebeta: GOLLY FUCKING GOSH WHAT A NICE DAY FOR SURFING!

Golly: OREO ~1,200 OREO JUMPING JACKS (70 calories) (or however many you can do in 15 minutes) good-golly-missmolly: dynastylnoire: mzcigz: the-exercist: fit-happy-beautiful-smile: I’m never eating Oreos again 😢😭 Keep in mind that the average person can burn 70 calories just by: Sleeping for about an hour Meditating for about an hour Cleaning your house for 20 minutes Mopping for 18 minutes Watching television for about an hour Showering and drying yourself for 30 minutes Food is what fuels us and allows us to exist throughout the day: Without those 70 calories, simple daily activities like this wouldn’t even be possible. So to believe that those calories need to instantly and inherently be exercised away is harmful and downright untrue.  –> Exercise is not a punishment for eating food. –> Calories do not instantly need to be negated by exercise. Your body is going to continue burning calories and using up energy whether or not you do a thousand jumping jacks. Trying to “balance” out your caloric intake like this will doubtless lead to an abusive and unhealthy relationship with food. Please don’t think of calories as something bad or guilty - You need them. They’re here to help your body and support your activity, not serve as a shameful source of fitness motivation.  “ Exercise is not a punishment for eating food.” It definitely feels like punishment or is taught like it is. And don’t think just because you exercise, it will be like you never ate the Oreo- that’s not true. You may have burned the calories but there is still other harmful ingredients that are still in your body. In moderation, this is fine- however eating Oreos (and other unhealthy foods) can wreak havoc on your body. Just eat in moderation, kids.
Golly: OREO
 ~1,200
 OREO
 JUMPING JACKS
 (70 calories)
 (or however many you can do in 15 minutes)
good-golly-missmolly:

dynastylnoire:

mzcigz:

the-exercist:

fit-happy-beautiful-smile:

I’m never eating Oreos again 😢😭

Keep in mind that the average person can burn 70 calories just by:

Sleeping for about an hour
Meditating for about an hour
Cleaning your house for 20 minutes
Mopping for 18 minutes
Watching television for about an hour
Showering and drying yourself for 30 minutes
Food is what fuels us and allows us to exist throughout the day: Without those 70 calories, simple daily activities like this wouldn’t even be possible. So to believe that those calories need to instantly and inherently be exercised away is harmful and downright untrue. 
–> Exercise is not a punishment for eating food.
–> Calories do not instantly need to be negated by exercise.
Your body is going to continue burning calories and using up energy whether or not you do a thousand jumping jacks. Trying to “balance” out your caloric intake like this will doubtless lead to an abusive and unhealthy relationship with food. Please don’t think of calories as something bad or guilty - You need them. They’re here to help your body and support your activity, not serve as a shameful source of fitness motivation. 

“

Exercise is not a punishment for eating food.” 

It definitely feels like punishment or is taught like it is.


And don’t think just because you exercise, it will be like you never ate the Oreo- that’s not true. You may have burned the calories but there is still other harmful ingredients that are still in your body. In moderation, this is fine- however eating Oreos (and other unhealthy foods) can wreak havoc on your body. Just eat in moderation, kids.

good-golly-missmolly: dynastylnoire: mzcigz: the-exercist: fit-happy-beautiful-smile: I’m never eating Oreos again 😢😭 Keep in mind...

Golly: lessmetamorebeta: GOLLY FUCKING GOSH WHAT A NICE DAY FOR SURFING!
Golly: lessmetamorebeta:

GOLLY FUCKING GOSH WHAT A NICE DAY FOR SURFING!

lessmetamorebeta: GOLLY FUCKING GOSH WHAT A NICE DAY FOR SURFING!

Golly: releasings: lessmetamorebeta: GOLLY FUCKING GOSH WHAT A NICE DAY FOR SURFING! 😂😂😂
Golly: releasings:

lessmetamorebeta:

GOLLY FUCKING GOSH WHAT A NICE DAY FOR SURFING!


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releasings: lessmetamorebeta: GOLLY FUCKING GOSH WHAT A NICE DAY FOR SURFING! 😂😂😂

Golly: lessmetamorebeta: GOLLY FUCKING GOSH WHAT A NICE DAY FOR SURFING!
Golly: lessmetamorebeta:

GOLLY FUCKING GOSH WHAT A NICE DAY FOR SURFING!

lessmetamorebeta: GOLLY FUCKING GOSH WHAT A NICE DAY FOR SURFING!