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    gong: zaynsamosa
 white person: eats chicken tikka masala once* i just...
 i feel so connected... to indian culture... I'm learning
 to speak islam.... check out my third eye..... chakra
 teaboot
 Every time see this. Every damn time. I'm immediately
 sucked back into my fuckin. Fuckin English lit class
 with Mr. Fuckass McShit. Mr. "Hit the gong to begin
 class", "Namaste, Children", "l wanna go backpacking
 in India to find my spiritual awakening and also my left
 burkinstock that I lost during a cedar sauna drum
 circle" ass bastard. "Do you want to share your poetry
 with the class to get in touch with your emotions" ass
 fucker. Mr. "Here's a photograph of a tribal shaman,
 describe him using nature words" asshole. Pretentious-
 ass, condescending motherfucker. "Do you want to tell
 us about your saddest memory?" "I dunno, sir. Are you
 giving me an option?" "No." "Then why are you asking"
 Every goddamn day. Fuck. "You seem tense." Oh, I
 seem tense? I seem tense. Well fuck, Professor
 Pillsbury, maybe l 'seem tense' because I walk into a
 room on five hours of sleep to the sound of a goddamn
 brass gong drilling through my brain and your seven-
 foot-nine, socks-and-sandals-wearing, patchouli-
 smelling ass immediately gravitates in my direction with
 some shit like "a tree......... Is a Poem" and I gotta sit
 here and politely tell you that No I'm Not Comfortable
 Telling The Class About A Time I Was Emotionally
 Vulnerable With A Loved One using words that sound
 like the way the color yellow smells. Maybe l don't
 wanna sit in a circle and hold hands with Brittney from
 Computer Sciences to "align our auras" or some shit
 Fuck. Fuuuuuuck. I swear to God, if I wanted to sing
 kumbaya' with a smelly old guy with gross facial hair
 who writes bad porn on the side, I'd go out to the
 parking lot and share a Hookah with Crazy Dan, the
 disgraced electrician. What, I don't wanna do an
 interpretive dance to represent the spiritual experience
 of eating Quinoa in a room full of ambivalent preteens
 and suddenly I'm the 'troubled youth' you need to
 Robin Williams "O Captain My Captain" your way into
 having a Paternal Bonding Moment powerful enough to
 Expand My Impressionable Young Mind and Turn My
 Life Around, you goddamn saint, you? Jesus Fucking
 Christ. You insufferable jackass. You're not
 "Enlightened", you rolled out of bed and ate half a pot
 brownie, wrote a sad song about a leaf, and strolled
 into class to ramble about your Spirit Animal for six
 hours straight before calling it a day. Holy Jesus
 goddamned Christ. Fucking Balls, sir. Holy Fucking
 Balls
 Source: zintersoldier
 #Teaboot
 238,334 notes
 Sep 29th, 2018
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                gong: zaynsamosa
 white person: eats chicken tikka masala once* i just...
 i feel so connected... to indian culture... I'm learning
 to speak islam.... check out my third eye..... chakra
 teaboot
 Every time see this. Every damn time. I'm immediately
 sucked back into my fuckin. Fuckin English lit class
 with Mr. Fuckass McShit. Mr. "Hit the gong to begin
 class", "Namaste, Children", "l wanna go backpacking
 in India to find my spiritual awakening and also my left
 burkinstock that I lost during a cedar sauna drum
 circle" ass bastard. "Do you want to share your poetry
 with the class to get in touch with your emotions" ass
 fucker. Mr. "Here's a photograph of a tribal shaman,
 describe him using nature words" asshole. Pretentious-
 ass, condescending motherfucker. "Do you want to tell
 us about your saddest memory?" "I dunno, sir. Are you
 giving me an option?" "No." "Then why are you asking"
 Every goddamn day. Fuck. "You seem tense." Oh, I
 seem tense? I seem tense. Well fuck, Professor
 Pillsbury, maybe l 'seem tense' because I walk into a
 room on five hours of sleep to the sound of a goddamn
 brass gong drilling through my brain and your seven-
 foot-nine, socks-and-sandals-wearing, patchouli-
 smelling ass immediately gravitates in my direction with
 some shit like "a tree......... Is a Poem" and I gotta sit
 here and politely tell you that No I'm Not Comfortable
 Telling The Class About A Time I Was Emotionally
 Vulnerable With A Loved One using words that sound
 like the way the color yellow smells. Maybe l don't
 wanna sit in a circle and hold hands with Brittney from
 Computer Sciences to "align our auras" or some shit
 Fuck. Fuuuuuuck. I swear to God, if I wanted to sing
 kumbaya' with a smelly old guy with gross facial hair
 who writes bad porn on the side, I'd go out to the
 parking lot and share a Hookah with Crazy Dan, the
 disgraced electrician. What, I don't wanna do an
 interpretive dance to represent the spiritual experience
 of eating Quinoa in a room full of ambivalent preteens
 and suddenly I'm the 'troubled youth' you need to
 Robin Williams "O Captain My Captain" your way into
 having a Paternal Bonding Moment powerful enough to
 Expand My Impressionable Young Mind and Turn My
 Life Around, you goddamn saint, you? Jesus Fucking
 Christ. You insufferable jackass. You're not
 "Enlightened", you rolled out of bed and ate half a pot
 brownie, wrote a sad song about a leaf, and strolled
 into class to ramble about your Spirit Animal for six
 hours straight before calling it a day. Holy Jesus
 goddamned Christ. Fucking Balls, sir. Holy Fucking
 Balls
 Source: zintersoldier
 #Teaboot
 238,334 notes
 Sep 29th, 2018
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    gong: My favorbe thing about Thomas the Tanis Eagine is that it
 canonicaly takes place in a troin post-apocolypse here
 the island of Sodor is the only sale zose in a totaltarian
 dyanepio in which steom tvaina ane routinet loled and
 their body parta ae sold or caneibalied far epair
 If you thnkm kidding you need to read the original
 coud you please direct me to a sou?uld feel much
 It book me so long to ind this quote onine but I did i
 because t' so much dker than one ighe expect from
 Thomes the Tank Engine
 Engi ntheOthr Raay arent sale n Ther
 costrolers ate cruel They dont e ned arry more
 hey putm on cold damp sedings and then Pancy
 nearly aobbed Thiry. they cut tham up
 "The Bhateas of England·Stepney tho 6habe
 Engine Res Awdry Wibert. London:Egmant
 Publishing 1963
 This lustration, by Gumar d Peter Edwad
 ccompanied the above teat in the orginal book and
 depicts a peir of unfrtunate Other Ralway engines
 the early thomas the tank engine books are prety
 istrationa # pou watched thr shom, is ike1hat it book
 the second holf of thea sars no Mucking dark
 nd surreal iem cominced they wwa esult of reverend
 haucaons of his own death
 Eecuse me but the eery est atory is the Raway Se is
 in a tutnel and
 ea paint jab
 ain, so taheay maagement seas off the tonne
 They esemoblly let ou becuse andther engine
 breaks doen or sometherg, bute eriginal plan was to
 ust him in here fonevr
 On the show didet hey aiss hook up one esgine to a
 generator, so he'd never move agoin? hat was Eteral
 ose of the nesk Its on some other post en he
 mas chiino
 res! This also nappened die books, to ar' egne
 relened to only as No. 2, but the selevision series
 named "Shadger", ๒the episode "Grangur
 Smudge said Dake Washow-ot. He rode
 roughily and often came off the rais 1 warned him to
 We do here sold but Smudger aghed
 ามารา oneday. Manager said he woo gong to make
 him useul at lost Smudger stopped taughing he
 Wewhy What did he do!
 tumed hrn mo อ generator He's st8there behind
 our shed Hell never mave again
 deducecanse
 This is so fucked up
 No isten
 Ckay so we see Ratway Management doing al the shi
 right but auppopedly its so much wor in the Othar
 Ray mean, sure, you migt ge turned into
 generator or tricked into a tunnel for not dong ล% pouhf
 told, bet at least yoere not cut up and sold for parts
 ghe? is ngt so bed on the isond of Sodat right
 Or frayee 1hara jat what ณ.hay Managemen wants the
 engines to think
 Maybe the island of Sodor is the real sotaltarion regime,
 and the engine cnzens (slaves) are fed propaganda,
 ustrated in helish grays and sulfuric yellows, about how
 bad is everywhe t elle, ฮ1 all the Other Railways
 aiway Manaemet eare abou you
 Trust Ralway Manegement
 lay on Your Track
 It Could Be So
 0 Much Worse
 Wt the fuck is this rain based 1984 buishe
awesomacious:

Thomas the tank engine.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                gong: My favorbe thing about Thomas the Tanis Eagine is that it
 canonicaly takes place in a troin post-apocolypse here
 the island of Sodor is the only sale zose in a totaltarian
 dyanepio in which steom tvaina ane routinet loled and
 their body parta ae sold or caneibalied far epair
 If you thnkm kidding you need to read the original
 coud you please direct me to a sou?uld feel much
 It book me so long to ind this quote onine but I did i
 because t' so much dker than one ighe expect from
 Thomes the Tank Engine
 Engi ntheOthr Raay arent sale n Ther
 costrolers ate cruel They dont e ned arry more
 hey putm on cold damp sedings and then Pancy
 nearly aobbed Thiry. they cut tham up
 "The Bhateas of England·Stepney tho 6habe
 Engine Res Awdry Wibert. London:Egmant
 Publishing 1963
 This lustration, by Gumar d Peter Edwad
 ccompanied the above teat in the orginal book and
 depicts a peir of unfrtunate Other Ralway engines
 the early thomas the tank engine books are prety
 istrationa # pou watched thr shom, is ike1hat it book
 the second holf of thea sars no Mucking dark
 nd surreal iem cominced they wwa esult of reverend
 haucaons of his own death
 Eecuse me but the eery est atory is the Raway Se is
 in a tutnel and
 ea paint jab
 ain, so taheay maagement seas off the tonne
 They esemoblly let ou becuse andther engine
 breaks doen or sometherg, bute eriginal plan was to
 ust him in here fonevr
 On the show didet hey aiss hook up one esgine to a
 generator, so he'd never move agoin? hat was Eteral
 ose of the nesk Its on some other post en he
 mas chiino
 res! This also nappened die books, to ar' egne
 relened to only as No. 2, but the selevision series
 named "Shadger", ๒the episode "Grangur
 Smudge said Dake Washow-ot. He rode
 roughily and often came off the rais 1 warned him to
 We do here sold but Smudger aghed
 ามารา oneday. Manager said he woo gong to make
 him useul at lost Smudger stopped taughing he
 Wewhy What did he do!
 tumed hrn mo อ generator He's st8there behind
 our shed Hell never mave again
 deducecanse
 This is so fucked up
 No isten
 Ckay so we see Ratway Management doing al the shi
 right but auppopedly its so much wor in the Othar
 Ray mean, sure, you migt ge turned into
 generator or tricked into a tunnel for not dong ล% pouhf
 told, bet at least yoere not cut up and sold for parts
 ghe? is ngt so bed on the isond of Sodat right
 Or frayee 1hara jat what ณ.hay Managemen wants the
 engines to think
 Maybe the island of Sodor is the real sotaltarion regime,
 and the engine cnzens (slaves) are fed propaganda,
 ustrated in helish grays and sulfuric yellows, about how
 bad is everywhe t elle, ฮ1 all the Other Railways
 aiway Manaemet eare abou you
 Trust Ralway Manegement
 lay on Your Track
 It Could Be So
 0 Much Worse
 Wt the fuck is this rain based 1984 buishe
awesomacious:

Thomas the tank engine.
                
            

            
            
awesomacious:

Thomas the tank engine.

            
            
        

    



        

            
                
                    
                    
                
            
        
        

            







    gong: My favorbe thing about Thomas the Tanis Eagine is that it
 canonicaly takes place in a troin post-apocolypse here
 the island of Sodor is the only sale zose in a totaltarian
 dyanepio in which steom tvaina ane routinet loled and
 their body parta ae sold or caneibalied far epair
 If you thnkm kidding you need to read the original
 coud you please direct me to a sou?uld feel much
 It book me so long to ind this quote onine but I did i
 because t' so much dker than one ighe expect from
 Thomes the Tank Engine
 Engi ntheOthr Raay arent sale n Ther
 costrolers ate cruel They dont e ned arry more
 hey putm on cold damp sedings and then Pancy
 nearly aobbed Thiry. they cut tham up
 "The Bhateas of England·Stepney tho 6habe
 Engine Res Awdry Wibert. London:Egmant
 Publishing 1963
 This lustration, by Gumar d Peter Edwad
 ccompanied the above teat in the orginal book and
 depicts a peir of unfrtunate Other Ralway engines
 the early thomas the tank engine books are prety
 istrationa # pou watched thr shom, is ike1hat it book
 the second holf of thea sars no Mucking dark
 nd surreal iem cominced they wwa esult of reverend
 haucaons of his own death
 Eecuse me but the eery est atory is the Raway Se is
 in a tutnel and
 ea paint jab
 ain, so taheay maagement seas off the tonne
 They esemoblly let ou becuse andther engine
 breaks doen or sometherg, bute eriginal plan was to
 ust him in here fonevr
 On the show didet hey aiss hook up one esgine to a
 generator, so he'd never move agoin? hat was Eteral
 ose of the nesk Its on some other post en he
 mas chiino
 res! This also nappened die books, to ar' egne
 relened to only as No. 2, but the selevision series
 named "Shadger", ๒the episode "Grangur
 Smudge said Dake Washow-ot. He rode
 roughily and often came off the rais 1 warned him to
 We do here sold but Smudger aghed
 ามารา oneday. Manager said he woo gong to make
 him useul at lost Smudger stopped taughing he
 Wewhy What did he do!
 tumed hrn mo อ generator He's st8there behind
 our shed Hell never mave again
 deducecanse
 This is so fucked up
 No isten
 Ckay so we see Ratway Management doing al the shi
 right but auppopedly its so much wor in the Othar
 Ray mean, sure, you migt ge turned into
 generator or tricked into a tunnel for not dong ล% pouhf
 told, bet at least yoere not cut up and sold for parts
 ghe? is ngt so bed on the isond of Sodat right
 Or frayee 1hara jat what ณ.hay Managemen wants the
 engines to think
 Maybe the island of Sodor is the real sotaltarion regime,
 and the engine cnzens (slaves) are fed propaganda,
 ustrated in helish grays and sulfuric yellows, about how
 bad is everywhe t elle, ฮ1 all the Other Railways
 aiway Manaemet eare abou you
 Trust Ralway Manegement
 lay on Your Track
 It Could Be So
 0 Much Worse
 Wt the fuck is this rain based 1984 buishe
Thomas the tank engine.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                gong: My favorbe thing about Thomas the Tanis Eagine is that it
 canonicaly takes place in a troin post-apocolypse here
 the island of Sodor is the only sale zose in a totaltarian
 dyanepio in which steom tvaina ane routinet loled and
 their body parta ae sold or caneibalied far epair
 If you thnkm kidding you need to read the original
 coud you please direct me to a sou?uld feel much
 It book me so long to ind this quote onine but I did i
 because t' so much dker than one ighe expect from
 Thomes the Tank Engine
 Engi ntheOthr Raay arent sale n Ther
 costrolers ate cruel They dont e ned arry more
 hey putm on cold damp sedings and then Pancy
 nearly aobbed Thiry. they cut tham up
 "The Bhateas of England·Stepney tho 6habe
 Engine Res Awdry Wibert. London:Egmant
 Publishing 1963
 This lustration, by Gumar d Peter Edwad
 ccompanied the above teat in the orginal book and
 depicts a peir of unfrtunate Other Ralway engines
 the early thomas the tank engine books are prety
 istrationa # pou watched thr shom, is ike1hat it book
 the second holf of thea sars no Mucking dark
 nd surreal iem cominced they wwa esult of reverend
 haucaons of his own death
 Eecuse me but the eery est atory is the Raway Se is
 in a tutnel and
 ea paint jab
 ain, so taheay maagement seas off the tonne
 They esemoblly let ou becuse andther engine
 breaks doen or sometherg, bute eriginal plan was to
 ust him in here fonevr
 On the show didet hey aiss hook up one esgine to a
 generator, so he'd never move agoin? hat was Eteral
 ose of the nesk Its on some other post en he
 mas chiino
 res! This also nappened die books, to ar' egne
 relened to only as No. 2, but the selevision series
 named "Shadger", ๒the episode "Grangur
 Smudge said Dake Washow-ot. He rode
 roughily and often came off the rais 1 warned him to
 We do here sold but Smudger aghed
 ามารา oneday. Manager said he woo gong to make
 him useul at lost Smudger stopped taughing he
 Wewhy What did he do!
 tumed hrn mo อ generator He's st8there behind
 our shed Hell never mave again
 deducecanse
 This is so fucked up
 No isten
 Ckay so we see Ratway Management doing al the shi
 right but auppopedly its so much wor in the Othar
 Ray mean, sure, you migt ge turned into
 generator or tricked into a tunnel for not dong ล% pouhf
 told, bet at least yoere not cut up and sold for parts
 ghe? is ngt so bed on the isond of Sodat right
 Or frayee 1hara jat what ณ.hay Managemen wants the
 engines to think
 Maybe the island of Sodor is the real sotaltarion regime,
 and the engine cnzens (slaves) are fed propaganda,
 ustrated in helish grays and sulfuric yellows, about how
 bad is everywhe t elle, ฮ1 all the Other Railways
 aiway Manaemet eare abou you
 Trust Ralway Manegement
 lay on Your Track
 It Could Be So
 0 Much Worse
 Wt the fuck is this rain based 1984 buishe
Thomas the tank engine.
                
            

            
            
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    gong: <p><a href="http://airyairyquitecontrary.tumblr.com/post/170085734372/indigobluerose-thathighclassbitch-tienriu" class="tumblr_blog">airyairyquitecontrary</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://indigobluerose.tumblr.com/post/170085190711/thathighclassbitch-tienriu-katiekomics" class="tumblr_blog">indigobluerose</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://thathighclassbitch.tumblr.com/post/170083368947/tienriu-katiekomics-euphrates75-no-harm" class="tumblr_blog">thathighclassbitch</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://tienriu.tumblr.com/post/169939711838/katiekomics-euphrates75-no-harm-to-any" class="tumblr_blog">tienriu</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://katiekomics.tumblr.com/post/166120106451/euphrates75-no-harm-to-any-religion-its-just" class="tumblr_blog">katiekomics</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://euphrates75.tumblr.com/post/165284446008/no-harm-to-any-religion-its-just-a-lamp-ads-by" class="tumblr_blog">euphrates75</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>No harm to any religion. It’s just a lamp ads by an Australian company. However, it’s funny!</p></blockquote>

<p>I’m going to cry 😂😂</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Ahaha, the reason why Mohammad is specifically mentioned as not being able to be there is because in Islam, portrayals and portraits of Mohammad are forbidden.  But they didn’t want to be seen as either hand waving him as at the table but not shown <i>or</i> as explicitly omitted.</p>
<p>Very smart move there advertising script writers.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>This is so wholesome</p>
</blockquote>
<p>was that last dude a frikkin Jedi</p>
</blockquote>
<p><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jedi_census_phenomenon#Australia">In Australia more than 70,000 people (0.37%) declared themselves members of the Jedi order in the 2001 census.</a>  Now granted, many of them were taking the piss but that is if nothing else a lot of piss-takers.  An even greater percentage of the New Zealand population self-identified as Jedi in the 2001 census - 1.5%, which to put it in perspective is 0.3% more than said they were Buddhists.  We’re due for another census this year (the normal five year pattern got thrown off by the Canterbury earthquake in 2011 so the most recent one was 2013) and due to popular demand <a href="https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/90845887/How-many-Kiwis-are-Jedis-Stats-NZ-update-will-better-reflect-NZ-religions-in-2018-Census">it appears that on the new forms, <i>there will actually be a box you can mark for Jedi,</i> rather than it being a write-in option.</a>  (They’re also going to include things like identifying more denominations of Christianity and Judaism and more recently formed systems like Falun Gong, but obviously it’s the Jedi who make for a fun headline.)<br/></p>
<p>So including a Jedi at the table of religious figures reflects an actual cultural (if not sincerely religious) phenomenon in this part of the world.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>I got a chuckle out of this one.</p><p>“Christian rock?“<br/>“This one’s about me!”<br/>“They’re all about you!” 😂</p>
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                gong: <p><a href="http://airyairyquitecontrary.tumblr.com/post/170085734372/indigobluerose-thathighclassbitch-tienriu" class="tumblr_blog">airyairyquitecontrary</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://indigobluerose.tumblr.com/post/170085190711/thathighclassbitch-tienriu-katiekomics" class="tumblr_blog">indigobluerose</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://thathighclassbitch.tumblr.com/post/170083368947/tienriu-katiekomics-euphrates75-no-harm" class="tumblr_blog">thathighclassbitch</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://tienriu.tumblr.com/post/169939711838/katiekomics-euphrates75-no-harm-to-any" class="tumblr_blog">tienriu</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://katiekomics.tumblr.com/post/166120106451/euphrates75-no-harm-to-any-religion-its-just" class="tumblr_blog">katiekomics</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://euphrates75.tumblr.com/post/165284446008/no-harm-to-any-religion-its-just-a-lamp-ads-by" class="tumblr_blog">euphrates75</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>No harm to any religion. It’s just a lamp ads by an Australian company. However, it’s funny!</p></blockquote>

<p>I’m going to cry 😂😂</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Ahaha, the reason why Mohammad is specifically mentioned as not being able to be there is because in Islam, portrayals and portraits of Mohammad are forbidden.  But they didn’t want to be seen as either hand waving him as at the table but not shown <i>or</i> as explicitly omitted.</p>
<p>Very smart move there advertising script writers.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>This is so wholesome</p>
</blockquote>
<p>was that last dude a frikkin Jedi</p>
</blockquote>
<p><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jedi_census_phenomenon#Australia">In Australia more than 70,000 people (0.37%) declared themselves members of the Jedi order in the 2001 census.</a>  Now granted, many of them were taking the piss but that is if nothing else a lot of piss-takers.  An even greater percentage of the New Zealand population self-identified as Jedi in the 2001 census - 1.5%, which to put it in perspective is 0.3% more than said they were Buddhists.  We’re due for another census this year (the normal five year pattern got thrown off by the Canterbury earthquake in 2011 so the most recent one was 2013) and due to popular demand <a href="https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/90845887/How-many-Kiwis-are-Jedis-Stats-NZ-update-will-better-reflect-NZ-religions-in-2018-Census">it appears that on the new forms, <i>there will actually be a box you can mark for Jedi,</i> rather than it being a write-in option.</a>  (They’re also going to include things like identifying more denominations of Christianity and Judaism and more recently formed systems like Falun Gong, but obviously it’s the Jedi who make for a fun headline.)<br/></p>
<p>So including a Jedi at the table of religious figures reflects an actual cultural (if not sincerely religious) phenomenon in this part of the world.</p>
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<p>I got a chuckle out of this one.</p><p>“Christian rock?“<br/>“This one’s about me!”<br/>“They’re all about you!” 😂</p>
                
                

                
            

            
            
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DEAR WHITE WOMEN ☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻 Repost @kidd.bell: “Standing in a sea of pink pussy hats for the second year in a row I’m struck by how many well-intentioned women are still missing the mark. We have to start using our voices and our outrage to protest more than just misogyny. Whether you voted for trump or not, you benefit from white supremacy on the daily. So ask yourself, what are you doing to actively dismantle it? Do you show up for Black Lives Matter the way you do for the Women’s March? Do you defend the rights of immigrants as much as you do your pussy? Do you call out racism with the same fervor that you proclaimed MeToo? White women are oppressed, but we are also oppressors. And if we truly want to dismantle this system, we must first hold ourselves accountable. ✊🏼” . . (update by @kidd.bell: to all those feeling massive outrage against this post - ask yourself why. Why does me acknowledging our privilege, and asking you to think about ways you can better serve WOC, upset you so much? If you are doing tons to help the marginalized then why aren’t you supporting this post, and demanding the same of others? Sitting in discomfort is how we grow. If this makes you feel attacked, then it probably means that you are the one who needs to hear it the most. And if you don’t want to listen to my words then, listen to Angela Davis. Read Women, Race + Class to learn more about accountability and how all oppression is connected.)
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                gong: DEAR WHTE WOMEN
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DEAR WHITE WOMEN ☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻 Repost @kidd.bell: “Standing in a sea of pink pussy hats for the second year in a row I’m struck by how many well-intentioned women are still missing the mark. We have to start using our voices and our outrage to protest more than just misogyny. Whether you voted for trump or not, you benefit from white supremacy on the daily. So ask yourself, what are you doing to actively dismantle it? Do you show up for Black Lives Matter the way you do for the Women’s March? Do you defend the rights of immigrants as much as you do your pussy? Do you call out racism with the same fervor that you proclaimed MeToo? White women are oppressed, but we are also oppressors. And if we truly want to dismantle this system, we must first hold ourselves accountable. ✊🏼” . . (update by @kidd.bell: to all those feeling massive outrage against this post - ask yourself why. Why does me acknowledging our privilege, and asking you to think about ways you can better serve WOC, upset you so much? If you are doing tons to help the marginalized then why aren’t you supporting this post, and demanding the same of others? Sitting in discomfort is how we grow. If this makes you feel attacked, then it probably means that you are the one who needs to hear it the most. And if you don’t want to listen to my words then, listen to Angela Davis. Read Women, Race + Class to learn more about accountability and how all oppression is connected.)
                
            

            
            
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Repost @kdramakita ・・・ Hellaaww pagi iniii gue mau ngebahas tentang macam2 godaan dari jenis2 (?) oppa Gue membagi dalam 4 kategori yaitu: oppa yang jombloh, oppa taken, ahjusshi jombloh dan oppa-ahjusshi suami orang 😆😆 Okee kalo gue sih yaa urutan yang pertama alias godaan yang paling ringan ada di oppa jombloh Kenapa? KARENA OPPA MASIH JOMBLOH JADI KALO BERADEGAN ROMANTIS CUMAN DI DRAMA ATAU FILM DOANG 😍😍😆😆 Di kategori oppa jombloh gue ngambil sampel Park Bo Gum, Jisoo dan Lee Jong Suk Mereka itu super duper high quality jombloh Kalo kejombloan gue sama lo mah mungkin kualitasnya KW (?) 😳😳😩😩 Next untuk godaan agak berat jatuh pada oppa taken alias oppa yang pacaran Ehem kenapa kok bisa gitu yak? Karena menurut gue auranya bedaa 😆😆 Auranya penuh dengan love love love is so good 🎵🎵 *mendadak nyanyi OST My Secret Romance* Pokoknya lebih menggoda aja dah menurut gue Gak bisa dijelaskan dengan kata2!! 😆😆 Oppa taken diwakili sama Bang Ubin, Mas Limin dan Nam Joo Hyuk 😘😘 Untuk godaan lebih berat jatuh pada ahjusshi mateng tapi jombloh Ituu aura kematangannya (?) sungguh bikin terklepek klepek gaess 😳😳😩😩 Makin tuaakk makin tamvaann, berkharisma!! Euuuhhh atuhlah yang mateng2 emang lebih menggoyang lidah (?) Ahjusshi jombloh diwakili sama Jo In Sung, Gong Yoo dan So Ji Sub 😍😍 Terakhir godaan tingkat berat jatuh pada kategori suami orang!! Sungguh perbuatan tidak terpuji naksir suami orang tp kalo oppanya kayak Jisung, Song Joong Ki atau Ahn Jae Hyun kita bisa appaaa 😩😩 Khusus Song Joong Ki meskipun nikah oktober besok, tp auranya udah kayak penganten baruu makanya dimasukin kategori suami orang 😛😛 Kalo lo godaan terbesar jatuh di oppa kategori apa gaes? 😆😆 . .
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                gong: ADA MACAM-MACAM GODAAN
 OPPA BAGI FANGIRL
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Repost @kdramakita ・・・ Hellaaww pagi iniii gue mau ngebahas tentang macam2 godaan dari jenis2 (?) oppa Gue membagi dalam 4 kategori yaitu: oppa yang jombloh, oppa taken, ahjusshi jombloh dan oppa-ahjusshi suami orang 😆😆 Okee kalo gue sih yaa urutan yang pertama alias godaan yang paling ringan ada di oppa jombloh Kenapa? KARENA OPPA MASIH JOMBLOH JADI KALO BERADEGAN ROMANTIS CUMAN DI DRAMA ATAU FILM DOANG 😍😍😆😆 Di kategori oppa jombloh gue ngambil sampel Park Bo Gum, Jisoo dan Lee Jong Suk Mereka itu super duper high quality jombloh Kalo kejombloan gue sama lo mah mungkin kualitasnya KW (?) 😳😳😩😩 Next untuk godaan agak berat jatuh pada oppa taken alias oppa yang pacaran Ehem kenapa kok bisa gitu yak? Karena menurut gue auranya bedaa 😆😆 Auranya penuh dengan love love love is so good 🎵🎵 *mendadak nyanyi OST My Secret Romance* Pokoknya lebih menggoda aja dah menurut gue Gak bisa dijelaskan dengan kata2!! 😆😆 Oppa taken diwakili sama Bang Ubin, Mas Limin dan Nam Joo Hyuk 😘😘 Untuk godaan lebih berat jatuh pada ahjusshi mateng tapi jombloh Ituu aura kematangannya (?) sungguh bikin terklepek klepek gaess 😳😳😩😩 Makin tuaakk makin tamvaann, berkharisma!! Euuuhhh atuhlah yang mateng2 emang lebih menggoyang lidah (?) Ahjusshi jombloh diwakili sama Jo In Sung, Gong Yoo dan So Ji Sub 😍😍 Terakhir godaan tingkat berat jatuh pada kategori suami orang!! Sungguh perbuatan tidak terpuji naksir suami orang tp kalo oppanya kayak Jisung, Song Joong Ki atau Ahn Jae Hyun kita bisa appaaa 😩😩 Khusus Song Joong Ki meskipun nikah oktober besok, tp auranya udah kayak penganten baruu makanya dimasukin kategori suami orang 😛😛 Kalo lo godaan terbesar jatuh di oppa kategori apa gaes? 😆😆 . .
                
            

            
            
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    gong: Deported for the 2nd time this week....
 @chakabars
 It's so hard for Africans to travel Africa..
(Continued from the last post) I'm still crying, I've never cried for this long. I'm been so hurt, I'm not feeling sorry for myself. I'm feeling sorry for Africa. What am I going to do now, go back to slave privileges afforded by the destruction of African people. Capitalism was built on the destruction of Africa. I don't want capitalistic privileges, I don't want a European car, house, clothes, food or European racism. That in my eyes isn't success, I just want to be with my people in my culture in the lands that I was stolen from. Many people won't understand what has been done because they don't read enough about the subject, for all those about to cry privileged tears, talking about "Chaka you can't say Europeans!", I can and I did, sort your f*cking people out. Sitting on the fence talking about kumbaya, while Africa is raped and Africans are murdered by European police across the globe isn't good enough. If you are fighting racism then I applaud you, if you are European, and you take a stand to change things for the better then I applaud you, if you are just here for the memes and banter then you don't have a right to speak. As for f*cking white Jesus all over Africa, F*ck white Jesus, an invented white deity isn't gong to free Africans from white oppression. Neither is Islam, how are the African countries where islam is the main belief system structurally? They are messed up! How are you a religious leader and rich? You can talk all the Allah talk you want, what are you doing for Africans? What is use is there praying everyday but not doing anything. Look at what just happened at grenfell tower, look at how many Africans just died because of racism. We need unity... more below (If you make this about god I'll block you)
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                gong: Deported for the 2nd time this week....
 @chakabars
 It's so hard for Africans to travel Africa..
(Continued from the last post) I'm still crying, I've never cried for this long. I'm been so hurt, I'm not feeling sorry for myself. I'm feeling sorry for Africa. What am I going to do now, go back to slave privileges afforded by the destruction of African people. Capitalism was built on the destruction of Africa. I don't want capitalistic privileges, I don't want a European car, house, clothes, food or European racism. That in my eyes isn't success, I just want to be with my people in my culture in the lands that I was stolen from. Many people won't understand what has been done because they don't read enough about the subject, for all those about to cry privileged tears, talking about "Chaka you can't say Europeans!", I can and I did, sort your f*cking people out. Sitting on the fence talking about kumbaya, while Africa is raped and Africans are murdered by European police across the globe isn't good enough. If you are fighting racism then I applaud you, if you are European, and you take a stand to change things for the better then I applaud you, if you are just here for the memes and banter then you don't have a right to speak. As for f*cking white Jesus all over Africa, F*ck white Jesus, an invented white deity isn't gong to free Africans from white oppression. Neither is Islam, how are the African countries where islam is the main belief system structurally? They are messed up! How are you a religious leader and rich? You can talk all the Allah talk you want, what are you doing for Africans? What is use is there praying everyday but not doing anything. Look at what just happened at grenfell tower, look at how many Africans just died because of racism. We need unity... more below (If you make this about god I'll block you)
                
                

                
            

            
            
(Continued from the last post) I'm still crying, I've never cried for this long. I'm been so hurt, I'm not feeling sorry for myself. I'm...