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Good Dicks: baby giraffe with his mouth full @Drsmashlove Ladies are the real MVPs. From the mamas getting up early to change diapers, to the working ladies making that money, to the ladies who do both - wake up, change a diaper, AND go make money while her man still schleep (I know more than a few of these ... good dick can take an otherwise down on his luck man far ... very far πŸ€—πŸ˜‚). But there is a special category of MVP I'd like to highlight today. She a soldier. Not like a soldier for real where she fighting in Iraq against ISIS but a solider of love. This is the woman whose man work the night shift. And she his booty call. So she up faithfully every morning at 5 am not to change a diaper or go to work (well, maybe she does those too), but rather to show up at dude's door and let his tired, weary ass, exhausted from hauling shit all night, knock that Punani out the frame after his shift so he can doze blissfully while the rest of the world wakes up πŸ€—. Now please note. This is a different MVP than the 3 am booty call. The 3 am booty call is also a tenacious species of woman. But she a lil wild too. She get it. She know her man was out and about doing what he do and she perfectly good with waiting for that Saturday night call so she can bat clean-up. She ain't everything on his mind, she just wanna be the last thing on his mind. Nah. Not the 5 am piece. The 5 am piece took a short nap, set alarms, showered. U feel me? She changed her entire schedule for dude. This is a lifestyle. This ain't a one off thing. She exemplifies dedication and devotion to the dick that is truly divine πŸ˜‡. Shout to u 5 am ladies Bruh. In a sea of MVPs, your dedication shows no bounds. Bless up πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Good Dicks: baby giraffe with his mouth full
 @Drsmashlove
Ladies are the real MVPs. From the mamas getting up early to change diapers, to the working ladies making that money, to the ladies who do both - wake up, change a diaper, AND go make money while her man still schleep (I know more than a few of these ... good dick can take an otherwise down on his luck man far ... very far πŸ€—πŸ˜‚). But there is a special category of MVP I'd like to highlight today. She a soldier. Not like a soldier for real where she fighting in Iraq against ISIS but a solider of love. This is the woman whose man work the night shift. And she his booty call. So she up faithfully every morning at 5 am not to change a diaper or go to work (well, maybe she does those too), but rather to show up at dude's door and let his tired, weary ass, exhausted from hauling shit all night, knock that Punani out the frame after his shift so he can doze blissfully while the rest of the world wakes up πŸ€—. Now please note. This is a different MVP than the 3 am booty call. The 3 am booty call is also a tenacious species of woman. But she a lil wild too. She get it. She know her man was out and about doing what he do and she perfectly good with waiting for that Saturday night call so she can bat clean-up. She ain't everything on his mind, she just wanna be the last thing on his mind. Nah. Not the 5 am piece. The 5 am piece took a short nap, set alarms, showered. U feel me? She changed her entire schedule for dude. This is a lifestyle. This ain't a one off thing. She exemplifies dedication and devotion to the dick that is truly divine πŸ˜‡. Shout to u 5 am ladies Bruh. In a sea of MVPs, your dedication shows no bounds. Bless up πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Ladies are the real MVPs. From the mamas getting up early to change diapers, to the working ladies making that money, to the ladies who d...

Good Dicks: Dog in cardboard cutout @Drsmashlove Now a lot of u men like "aye smash I think I'm giving my girl that good dick but how do I know". There's a lot of ways to tell. Do she sext u when she drunk? That mean u doing it right. Do she scream in tongues like she possessed by the devil when u hit it? Then u doing it right. Do she stalk u? Then u definitely doing it right πŸ˜€. But there is an easier test I like to call the TupperWare Test. The TupperWare Test is simple Bruh. If she just show up and hand u that TupperWare with two dozen soft, chewy chocolate chip salted caramel cookies like "hey, I baked - so I thought you'd like these", nah. Hell nah. This wasn't an afterthought. She baked FOR YOU Bruh. She reminisced on getting that good dick and said "this man has delivered that good dick so imma deliver some baked goods." This dates back to the caveman, as I quote from Sir Richard Hamilton's seminal book on the caveman, "The Way of the Cave Human" from 1853 and I quote: "After the caveman doth administered a robust bout of sexual intercourse with his cave maiden whereupon she hath released an abundance of vaginal secretions and abandoned her senses to the point where she hath grunted to the caveman that he hath penetrated her so thoroughly that he hath become her father when indeed he were only her husband, the caveman retired to the forest to select a deer upon which to dine with his cave family, and, upon his return to the cave, discovered that his cave maiden hath baked him a dozen wheat biscuits sweetened with wildflower nectar upon a homemade hearth she had fashioned from a hollow stone and fire." <- I just made this up lol but the point is that since time immemorial, if u give her that good dick Bruh she gon bake for u. So THAT'S how u know u hit it right. Ya get me! Bless up πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Good Dicks: Dog in cardboard cutout
 @Drsmashlove
Now a lot of u men like "aye smash I think I'm giving my girl that good dick but how do I know". There's a lot of ways to tell. Do she sext u when she drunk? That mean u doing it right. Do she scream in tongues like she possessed by the devil when u hit it? Then u doing it right. Do she stalk u? Then u definitely doing it right πŸ˜€. But there is an easier test I like to call the TupperWare Test. The TupperWare Test is simple Bruh. If she just show up and hand u that TupperWare with two dozen soft, chewy chocolate chip salted caramel cookies like "hey, I baked - so I thought you'd like these", nah. Hell nah. This wasn't an afterthought. She baked FOR YOU Bruh. She reminisced on getting that good dick and said "this man has delivered that good dick so imma deliver some baked goods." This dates back to the caveman, as I quote from Sir Richard Hamilton's seminal book on the caveman, "The Way of the Cave Human" from 1853 and I quote: "After the caveman doth administered a robust bout of sexual intercourse with his cave maiden whereupon she hath released an abundance of vaginal secretions and abandoned her senses to the point where she hath grunted to the caveman that he hath penetrated her so thoroughly that he hath become her father when indeed he were only her husband, the caveman retired to the forest to select a deer upon which to dine with his cave family, and, upon his return to the cave, discovered that his cave maiden hath baked him a dozen wheat biscuits sweetened with wildflower nectar upon a homemade hearth she had fashioned from a hollow stone and fire." <- I just made this up lol but the point is that since time immemorial, if u give her that good dick Bruh she gon bake for u. So THAT'S how u know u hit it right. Ya get me! Bless up πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Now a lot of u men like "aye smash I think I'm giving my girl that good dick but how do I know". There's a lot of ways to tell. Do she se...

Good Dicks: When she gets good dick once LMAOOO tag a friend πŸ‘‡πŸΌπŸ˜‚ Follow For Sexy PostsπŸ˜‰β€΅οΈ @fuegochicks
Good Dicks: When she gets good dick once
LMAOOO tag a friend πŸ‘‡πŸΌπŸ˜‚ Follow For Sexy PostsπŸ˜‰β€΅οΈ @fuegochicks

LMAOOO tag a friend πŸ‘‡πŸΌπŸ˜‚ Follow For Sexy PostsπŸ˜‰β€΅οΈ @fuegochicks

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Good Dicks: When You Get Good Dick Once
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How imma treat my next man 😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻

How imma treat my next man 😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻