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When someone says they gotta tell you something but then says nevermind

gotta tell you: Joe Parris @KTVBJoe #Breaking-About 100 goats are on the loose right now in a #Boise neighborhood. They are going house to house eating everything in sight. Nobody has a clue where they came from...updates to follow wingedkiare: morathor: tastefullyoffensive: The goatpocalypse is upon us. (via KTVBJoe) Updates have since come on this subject; we now know where the goats came from and I gotta tell you, it is better than you could possibly imagine.  See. These goats got loose from a goat rental service. You may be thinking, who rents a goat?  Who rents a hundred goats?  What are they for? They’re for eating. Specifically, they’re for eating unwanted, flammable vegetation that can contribute to the spread of wildfires.  Some people whose property tends to grow such vegetation, keep their own goats.  But for some people it works out better to just rent some goats. So. These are Professional Eating Goats.  They are trained to thoroughly and methodically scour an area of plantlife.  And they came to the suburbs. And they did their jobs. I’m so proud of them. I can confirm that’s what kind of goats they are - they use them here in LA in the canyon areas to help keep all those pretty buildings and homes safe from wildfire (it isn’t uncommon to see goats near the Getty Museum). Because the terrain is just too weird for people to climb and clear brush - but goats? Totally their jam.
gotta tell you: Joe Parris
 @KTVBJoe
 #Breaking-About 100 goats are on the
 loose right now in a #Boise
 neighborhood. They are going house to
 house eating everything in sight.
 Nobody has a clue where they came
 from...updates to follow
wingedkiare:

morathor:
tastefullyoffensive:
The goatpocalypse is upon us. (via KTVBJoe)
Updates have since come on this subject; we now know where the goats came from and I gotta tell you, it is better than you could possibly imagine.  See.
These goats got loose from a goat rental service.
You may be thinking, who rents a goat?  Who rents a hundred goats?  What are they for?
They’re for eating.
Specifically, they’re for eating unwanted, flammable vegetation that can contribute to the spread of wildfires.  Some people whose property tends to grow such vegetation, keep their own goats.  But for some people it works out better to just rent some goats.
So.
These are Professional Eating Goats.  They are trained to thoroughly and methodically scour an area of plantlife.  And they came to the suburbs.
And they did their jobs.
I’m so proud of them.

I can confirm that’s what kind of goats they are - they use them here in LA in the canyon areas to help keep all those pretty buildings and homes safe from wildfire (it isn’t uncommon to see goats near the Getty Museum).  Because the terrain is just too weird for people to climb and clear brush - but goats?  Totally their jam.

wingedkiare: morathor: tastefullyoffensive: The goatpocalypse is upon us. (via KTVBJoe) Updates have since come on this subject; we now...

gotta tell you: 2016 Honey I found a pic of your Grandmother 2090 Honey I found a pic of your Grandmother loudlylaughinglady: gallusrostromegalus: See I’ve seen like 600 variations of this meme and I gotta tell you a Story. The year is 2012.  It’s Christmas.  It’s the first year my sister and I are both home from college, and we’re feeling kind of nostalgic, so we take out the old family photo albums to remember everyone from times past.  We’re all on the couch or the floor with hot chocolate and the Dog is curled up under the tree.  It’s all very Norman Rockwell. We’re going through my Mom’s side of the family, laughing at the pictures of Grandma putting wrapping paper on the dog, and grandpa pulling faces at the camera, when we find an old brown envelope. “The fuck? says my sister, because she’s been in to Great-Aunt Liz’s Rumballs, and I open the envelope.  Inside are four tickets to the titanic, unused, and Mom tells us the story of how her ancestors ALMOST came over on the Titanic, but Great-Aunt Liz got the measles and forced everyone into quarantine, thus saving their lives. The OTHER thing in the envelope are seven Photographs, dated 1890.  They are of my Great-Great Grandmother. They are nudes. They are NOT tasteful nudes. Like, these are Violating-Terms-Of-Service-On-Most-Platforms- OBSCENE. GGG had these taken waaaaay back in ye olden days, in order to convince her wayward husband to move back to England after he ditched her to party it up in Chicago. I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW FUCKING HARD WE LAUGHED.  Like, I think I passed out I was laughing so hard. So yes, people have ALWAYS been like this, and your nudes will make for a hilarious family Christmas someday. loved this story
gotta tell you: 2016
 Honey I found
 a pic of your
 Grandmother
 2090
 Honey I found
 a pic of your
 Grandmother
loudlylaughinglady:

gallusrostromegalus:

See I’ve seen like 600 variations of this meme and I gotta tell you a Story.
The year is 2012.  It’s Christmas.  It’s the first year my sister and I are both home from college, and we’re feeling kind of nostalgic, so we take out the old family photo albums to remember everyone from times past.  We’re all on the couch or the floor with hot chocolate and the Dog is curled up under the tree.  It’s all very Norman Rockwell.
We’re going through my Mom’s side of the family, laughing at the pictures of Grandma putting wrapping paper on the dog, and grandpa pulling faces at the camera, when we find an old brown envelope.
“The fuck? says my sister, because she’s been in to Great-Aunt Liz’s Rumballs, and I open the envelope.  Inside are four tickets to the titanic, unused, and Mom tells us the story of how her ancestors ALMOST came over on the Titanic, but Great-Aunt Liz got the measles and forced everyone into quarantine, thus saving their lives.
The OTHER thing in the envelope are seven Photographs, dated 1890.  They are of my Great-Great Grandmother.
They are nudes.
They are NOT tasteful nudes.
Like, these are Violating-Terms-Of-Service-On-Most-Platforms- OBSCENE.
GGG had these taken waaaaay back in ye olden days, in order to convince her wayward husband to move back to England after he ditched her to party it up in Chicago.
I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW FUCKING HARD WE LAUGHED.  Like, I think I passed out I was laughing so hard.
So yes, people have ALWAYS been like this, and your nudes will make for a hilarious family Christmas someday.

loved this story

loudlylaughinglady: gallusrostromegalus: See I’ve seen like 600 variations of this meme and I gotta tell you a Story. The year is 2012....

gotta tell you: Lil Xan Confronted By Angry Tupac Fans After Calling The Legend's Music Boring; Cops Escort Him To Safety @balleralert 32 Lil Xan Confronted By Angry Tupac Fans After Calling The Legend’s Music Boring; Cops Escort Him To Safety - blogged by @msJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In music, an unpopular opinion is neither respected or accepted, especially when it comes to musical legends such as Biggie, Tupac, and Beyoncé. (With the latter being absolutely off-limits) ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ But, California-bred rapper LilXan learned that the hard way when he rated Tupac a “2” out of 10 and called his music boring. His comments initiated a call for his banishment from hip-hop, which in turn prompted the rapper to clarify his statements. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “For real, I gotta tell you something. The media twisted my words,” he said. “I think Tupac is a legend. Tupac is definitely a legend. Tupac a legend, they just twist your words. They want you to hate me. Don’t hate me.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ However, saying it three times did not convince angry Tupac fans, who tried to press him in his hometown. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to a police report obtained by TMZ, a group of high schoolers confronted the rapper at a Del Taco in Redlands, California over his comments about the late rapper. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Although the incident didn’t escalate to violence, there was a bit of hostility that prompted the rapper to run for cover until an officer picked him up and took him to his car. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ However, TMZ says the group was gathered for a possible girl fight, so the rapper may have got caught in the middle of the chaos. But, no crime was committed against him, the publication reports. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In the meantime, can we discuss the resemblance between Lil Xan and Carl Gallagher from ‘Shameless’?
gotta tell you: Lil Xan Confronted By Angry Tupac Fans
 After Calling The Legend's Music Boring;
 Cops Escort Him To Safety
 @balleralert
 32
Lil Xan Confronted By Angry Tupac Fans After Calling The Legend’s Music Boring; Cops Escort Him To Safety - blogged by @msJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In music, an unpopular opinion is neither respected or accepted, especially when it comes to musical legends such as Biggie, Tupac, and Beyoncé. (With the latter being absolutely off-limits) ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ But, California-bred rapper LilXan learned that the hard way when he rated Tupac a “2” out of 10 and called his music boring. His comments initiated a call for his banishment from hip-hop, which in turn prompted the rapper to clarify his statements. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “For real, I gotta tell you something. The media twisted my words,” he said. “I think Tupac is a legend. Tupac is definitely a legend. Tupac a legend, they just twist your words. They want you to hate me. Don’t hate me.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ However, saying it three times did not convince angry Tupac fans, who tried to press him in his hometown. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to a police report obtained by TMZ, a group of high schoolers confronted the rapper at a Del Taco in Redlands, California over his comments about the late rapper. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Although the incident didn’t escalate to violence, there was a bit of hostility that prompted the rapper to run for cover until an officer picked him up and took him to his car. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ However, TMZ says the group was gathered for a possible girl fight, so the rapper may have got caught in the middle of the chaos. But, no crime was committed against him, the publication reports. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In the meantime, can we discuss the resemblance between Lil Xan and Carl Gallagher from ‘Shameless’?

Lil Xan Confronted By Angry Tupac Fans After Calling The Legend’s Music Boring; Cops Escort Him To Safety - blogged by @msJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀...

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gotta tell you: rad-roach oak23 Follow 2090 Honey I found a pic of your Grandmother 2016 Honey I found a pic of your Grandmother gallusrostromegalus See I've seen like 600 variations of this meme and I gotta tell you a Story The year is 2012. It's Christmas. It's the first year my sister and I are both home from college, and we're feeling kind of nostalgic, so we take out the old family photo albums to remember everyone from times past. We're all on the couch or the floor with hot chocolate and the Dog is curled up under the tree. It's all very Norman Rockwell. We're going through my Mom's side of the family, laughing at the pictures of Grandma putting wrapping paper on the dog, and grandpa pulling faces at the camera, when we find an old brown envelope. The fuck? says my sister, because she's been in to Great-Aunt Liz's Rumballs and I open the envelope. Inside are four tic kets to the titanic, unused, and Mom tells us the story of how her ancestors ALMOST came over on the Titanic, but Great-Aunt Liz got the measles and forced everyone into quarantine, thus saving their lives. The OTHER thing in the envelope are seven Photographs, dated 1890. They are of my Great-Great Grandmother They are nudes. They are NOT tasteful nudes. Like, these are Violating-Terms-Of-Service-On-Most-Platforms- OBSCENE GGG had these taken waaaaay back in ye olden days, in order to convince her wayward husband to move back to England after he ditched her to party it up in Chicago. I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW FUCKING HARD WE LAUGHED. Like, I think I passed out I was laughing so hard. So yes, people have ALWAYS been like this, and your nudes will make for a hilarious family Christmas someday 28,155 notes Pics of Grandmother
gotta tell you: rad-roach oak23 Follow
 2090
 Honey I found
 a pic of your
 Grandmother
 2016
 Honey I found
 a pic of your
 Grandmother
 gallusrostromegalus
 See I've seen like 600 variations of this meme and I gotta tell you a Story
 The year is 2012. It's Christmas. It's the first year my sister and I are both
 home from college, and we're feeling kind of nostalgic, so we take out the old
 family photo albums to remember everyone from times past. We're all on the
 couch or the floor with hot chocolate and the Dog is curled up under the tree.
 It's all very Norman Rockwell.
 We're going through my Mom's side of the family, laughing at the pictures of
 Grandma putting wrapping paper on the dog, and grandpa pulling faces at the
 camera, when we find an old brown envelope.
 The fuck? says my sister, because she's been in to Great-Aunt Liz's Rumballs
 and I open the envelope. Inside are four tic kets to the titanic, unused, and
 Mom tells us the story of how her ancestors ALMOST came over on the
 Titanic, but Great-Aunt Liz got the measles and forced everyone into
 quarantine, thus saving their lives.
 The OTHER thing in the envelope are seven Photographs, dated 1890. They
 are of my Great-Great Grandmother
 They are nudes.
 They are NOT tasteful nudes.
 Like, these are Violating-Terms-Of-Service-On-Most-Platforms- OBSCENE
 GGG had these taken waaaaay back in ye olden days, in order to convince her
 wayward husband to move back to England after he ditched her to party it up
 in Chicago.
 I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW FUCKING HARD WE LAUGHED. Like, I think I
 passed out I was laughing so hard.
 So yes, people have ALWAYS been like this, and your nudes will make for a
 hilarious family Christmas someday
 28,155 notes
Pics of Grandmother

Pics of Grandmother

gotta tell you: rad-roachoak23 Follow 2016 Honey I found a pic of your Grandmother 2090 Honey I found a pic of your Grandmother gallusrostromegalus See I've seen like 600 variations of this meme and I gotta tell you a Story. The year is 2012. It's Christmas. It's the first year my sister and I are both home from college, and we're feeling kind of nostalgic, so we take out the old family photo albums to remember everyone from times past. We're all on the couch or the floor with hot chocolate and the Dog is curled up under the tree. It's all very Norman Rockwell. We're going through my Mom's side of the family, laughing at the pictures of Grandma putting wrapping paper on the dog, and grandpa pulling faces at the camera, when we find an old brown envelope The fuck? says my sister, because she's been in to Great-Aunt Liz's Rumballs and I open the envelope. Inside are four tickets to the titanic, unused, and Mom tells us the story of how her ancestors ALMOST came over on the Titanic, but Great-Aunt Liz got the measles and forced everyone into quarantine, thus saving their lives. The OTHER thing in the envelope are seven Photographs, dated 1890. They are of my Great-Great Grandmother They are nudes. They are NOT tasteful nudes. Like, these are Violating-Terms-Of-Service-On-Most-Platforms- OBSCENE. GGG had these taken waaaaay back in ye olden days, in order to convince her wayward husband to move back to England after he ditched her to party it up in Chicago. CANNOT TELL YOU HOW FUCKING HARD WE LAUGHED. Like, I think passed out I was laughing so hard. So yes, people have ALWAYS been like this, and your nudes will make for a hilarious family Christmas someday 28,155 notes Pics of Grandmother
gotta tell you: rad-roachoak23 Follow
 2016
 Honey I found
 a pic of your
 Grandmother
 2090
 Honey I found
 a pic of your
 Grandmother
 gallusrostromegalus
 See I've seen like 600 variations of this meme and I gotta tell you a Story.
 The year is 2012. It's Christmas. It's the first year my sister and I are both
 home from college, and we're feeling kind of nostalgic, so we take out the old
 family photo albums to remember everyone from times past. We're all on the
 couch or the floor with hot chocolate and the Dog is curled up under the tree.
 It's all very Norman Rockwell.
 We're going through my Mom's side of the family, laughing at the pictures of
 Grandma putting wrapping paper on the dog, and grandpa pulling faces at the
 camera, when we find an old brown envelope
 The fuck? says my sister, because she's been in to Great-Aunt Liz's Rumballs
 and I open the envelope. Inside are four tickets to the titanic, unused, and
 Mom tells us the story of how her ancestors ALMOST came over on the
 Titanic, but Great-Aunt Liz got the measles and forced everyone into
 quarantine, thus saving their lives.
 The OTHER thing in the envelope are seven Photographs, dated 1890. They
 are of my Great-Great Grandmother
 They are nudes.
 They are NOT tasteful nudes.
 Like, these are Violating-Terms-Of-Service-On-Most-Platforms- OBSCENE.
 GGG had these taken waaaaay back in ye olden days, in order to convince her
 wayward husband to move back to England after he ditched her to party it up
 in Chicago.
 CANNOT TELL YOU HOW FUCKING HARD WE LAUGHED. Like, I think
 passed out I was laughing so hard.
 So yes, people have ALWAYS been like this, and your nudes will make for a
 hilarious family Christmas someday
 28,155 notes
Pics of Grandmother

Pics of Grandmother

gotta tell you: 2016 Honey I found a pic of your Grandmother 2090 Honey I found a pic of your Grandmother gallusrostromegalus: See I’ve seen like 600 variations of this meme and I gotta tell you a Story. The year is 2012.  It’s Christmas.  It’s the first year my sister and I are both home from college, and we’re feeling kind of nostalgic, so we take out the old family photo albums to remember everyone from times past.  We’re all on the couch or the floor with hot chocolate and the Dog is curled up under the tree.  It’s all very Norman Rockwell. We’re going through my Mom’s side of the family, laughing at the pictures of Grandma putting wrapping paper on the dog, and grandpa pulling faces at the camera, when we find an old brown envelope. “The fuck? says my sister, because she’s been in to Great-Aunt Liz’s Rumballs, and I open the envelope.  Inside are four tickets to the titanic, unused, and Mom tells us the story of how her ancestors ALMOST came over on the Titanic, but Great-Aunt Liz got the measles and forced everyone into quarantine, thus saving their lives. The OTHER thing in the envelope are seven Photographs, dated 1890.  They are of my Great-Great Grandmother. They are nudes. They are NOT tasteful nudes. Like, these are Violating-Terms-Of-Service-On-Most-Platforms- OBSCENE. GGG had these taken waaaaay back in ye olden days, in order to convince her wayward husband to move back to England after he ditched her to party it up in Chicago. I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW FUCKING HARD WE LAUGHED.  Like, I think I passed out I was laughing so hard. So yes, people have ALWAYS been like this, and your nudes will make for a hilarious family Christmas someday.
gotta tell you: 2016
 Honey I found
 a pic of your
 Grandmother
 2090
 Honey I found
 a pic of your
 Grandmother
gallusrostromegalus:
See I’ve seen like 600 variations of this meme and I gotta tell you a Story.
The year is 2012.  It’s Christmas.  It’s the first year my sister and I are both home from college, and we’re feeling kind of nostalgic, so we take out the old family photo albums to remember everyone from times past.  We’re all on the couch or the floor with hot chocolate and the Dog is curled up under the tree.  It’s all very Norman Rockwell.
We’re going through my Mom’s side of the family, laughing at the pictures of Grandma putting wrapping paper on the dog, and grandpa pulling faces at the camera, when we find an old brown envelope.
“The fuck? says my sister, because she’s been in to Great-Aunt Liz’s Rumballs, and I open the envelope.  Inside are four tickets to the titanic, unused, and Mom tells us the story of how her ancestors ALMOST came over on the Titanic, but Great-Aunt Liz got the measles and forced everyone into quarantine, thus saving their lives.
The OTHER thing in the envelope are seven Photographs, dated 1890.  They are of my Great-Great Grandmother.
They are nudes.
They are NOT tasteful nudes.
Like, these are Violating-Terms-Of-Service-On-Most-Platforms- OBSCENE.
GGG had these taken waaaaay back in ye olden days, in order to convince her wayward husband to move back to England after he ditched her to party it up in Chicago.
I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW FUCKING HARD WE LAUGHED.  Like, I think I passed out I was laughing so hard.
So yes, people have ALWAYS been like this, and your nudes will make for a hilarious family Christmas someday.

gallusrostromegalus: See I’ve seen like 600 variations of this meme and I gotta tell you a Story. The year is 2012.  It’s Christmas.  It’...