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Pizza, Tumblr, and Yo: <p><a href="http://young-anarchist.tumblr.com/post/173627898894/libertybill-fed-durst-megapope" class="tumblr_blog">young-anarchist</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertybill.tumblr.com/post/173626033912/fed-durst-megapope-thecybersmith-i-left-my" class="tumblr_blog">libertybill</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://fed-durst.tumblr.com/post/173625877229/megapope-thecybersmith-i-left-my-sausages-on" class="tumblr_blog">fed-durst</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://megapope.tumblr.com/post/173625865757/thecybersmith-i-left-my-sausages-on-the-grill-too" class="tumblr_blog">megapope</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://thecybersmith.tumblr.com/post/173610564677/i-left-my-sausages-on-the-grill-too-long-now-they" class="tumblr_blog">thecybersmith</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I left my sausages on the grill too long, now they are extra-cronchy.</p></blockquote> <p>lot to unpack in this one</p> </blockquote> <p>looking at this post just gives me a stomach ache</p> </blockquote> <p>Yo, I don’t wanna hear anyone roasting me for my pizza when this exists.</p> </blockquote> <p>the thing about your pizza i that the entire thing looked disgusting. at least the buttered bread in this looks edible </p></blockquote> <p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mIiX85InXZ_5gFO1XlH6zKA">@libertybill</a> you made us look at that cake with our own two eyes yesterday you have no defense 😐</p>
Pizza, Tumblr, and Yo: <p><a href="http://young-anarchist.tumblr.com/post/173627898894/libertybill-fed-durst-megapope" class="tumblr_blog">young-anarchist</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://libertybill.tumblr.com/post/173626033912/fed-durst-megapope-thecybersmith-i-left-my" class="tumblr_blog">libertybill</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://fed-durst.tumblr.com/post/173625877229/megapope-thecybersmith-i-left-my-sausages-on" class="tumblr_blog">fed-durst</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="https://megapope.tumblr.com/post/173625865757/thecybersmith-i-left-my-sausages-on-the-grill-too" class="tumblr_blog">megapope</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://thecybersmith.tumblr.com/post/173610564677/i-left-my-sausages-on-the-grill-too-long-now-they" class="tumblr_blog">thecybersmith</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>I left my sausages on the grill too long, now they are extra-cronchy.</p></blockquote>
<p>lot to unpack in this one</p>
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<p>looking at this post just gives me a stomach ache</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Yo, I don’t wanna hear anyone roasting me for my pizza when this exists.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>the thing about your pizza i that the entire thing looked disgusting. at least the buttered bread in this looks edible </p></blockquote>

<p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mIiX85InXZ_5gFO1XlH6zKA">@libertybill</a> you made us look at that cake with our own two eyes yesterday you have no defense 😐</p>

<p><a href="http://young-anarchist.tumblr.com/post/173627898894/libertybill-fed-durst-megapope" class="tumblr_blog">young-anarchist</a>:</p>...

Beer, Craigslist, and Dad: NEEDED: Generic Father Figure for Backyard BBQ (Spokane) 6 fflehoneubee.com To interested individuals, We will be throwing a backyard BBQ on June 17th to celebrate beer and each other. We range in age from 21-26, and while most of us know how to operate a grill, none of us are prepared to fill the role of "BBQ Dad" That being said, we are in need of a generic father figure from 4PM to about 8PM (though you may stay the full duration of the party). Duties include: Grilling hamburgers and hotdogs (whilst drinking beer Bringing your own grill (though this is subject to change. We will provide all of the meat) Refer to all attendees as "Big Guy', "Chief", "Sport" "Champ" etc. (whilst drinking beer) Talk about dad things, like lawnmowers, building your own deck, Jimmy Buffet, etc. Funny anecdotes are highly encouraged. All whilst drinking beer. Desired experience: A minimum of 18 vears experience as a father A minimum of 10 years grilling experience An appreciation of a nice, cold beer on a hot summer We can't pay you in money, BUT we can give you all the food and cold beer vour heart desires. Grill for a few hours, then sit back and crack open a few cold ones with the boys. THIS IS A REAL AD. Do not hesitate to call if you are interested. Preference will be given to applicants named Bill, Randy, or Dave <p><a href="http://friendly-neighborhood-patriarch.tumblr.com/post/170766193952/luv3horse-silverlightpony-drunp-this-is" class="tumblr_blog">friendly-neighborhood-patriarch</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://luv3horse.tumblr.com/post/164653478181/silverlightpony-drunp-this-is-peak-craigslist" class="tumblr_blog">luv3horse</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://silverlightpony.tumblr.com/post/162259709552/drunp-this-is-peak-craigslist-not-only-did-they" class="tumblr_blog">silverlightpony</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://drunp.tumblr.com/post/161376664752/this-is-peak-craigslist" class="tumblr_blog">drunp</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>this is peak Craigslist</p></blockquote> <p>Not only did they get their “BBQ Dad”, they got <i>several</i>. :D<br/><br/><a href="https://thechive.com/2017/06/19/generic-craigslist-dad-comes-through/">https://thechive.com/2017/06/19/generic-craigslist-dad-comes-through/</a></p> </blockquote> <p>HAPPY ENDING YAY</p> </blockquote> <p>Awwww</p> </blockquote>
Beer, Craigslist, and Dad: NEEDED: Generic Father Figure
 for Backyard BBQ (Spokane) 6
 fflehoneubee.com
 To interested individuals,
 We will be throwing a backyard BBQ on June 17th to
 celebrate beer and each other. We range in age from
 21-26, and while most of us know how to operate a
 grill, none of us are prepared to fill the role of "BBQ
 Dad" That being said, we are in need of a generic
 father figure from 4PM to about 8PM (though you may
 stay the full duration of the party). Duties include:

 Grilling hamburgers and hotdogs (whilst drinking
 beer
 Bringing your own grill (though this is subject to
 change. We will provide all of the meat)
 Refer to all attendees as "Big Guy', "Chief", "Sport"
 "Champ" etc. (whilst drinking beer)
 Talk about dad things, like lawnmowers, building
 your own deck, Jimmy Buffet, etc. Funny anecdotes
 are highly encouraged. All whilst drinking beer.
 Desired experience:
 A minimum of 18 vears experience as a father
 A minimum of 10 years grilling experience
 An appreciation of a nice, cold beer on a hot summer
 We can't pay you in money, BUT we can give you all
 the food and cold beer vour heart desires. Grill for a
 few hours, then sit back and crack open a few cold
 ones with the boys.
 THIS IS A REAL AD. Do not hesitate to call if you are
 interested. Preference will be given to applicants
 named Bill, Randy, or Dave
<p><a href="http://friendly-neighborhood-patriarch.tumblr.com/post/170766193952/luv3horse-silverlightpony-drunp-this-is" class="tumblr_blog">friendly-neighborhood-patriarch</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://luv3horse.tumblr.com/post/164653478181/silverlightpony-drunp-this-is-peak-craigslist" class="tumblr_blog">luv3horse</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://silverlightpony.tumblr.com/post/162259709552/drunp-this-is-peak-craigslist-not-only-did-they" class="tumblr_blog">silverlightpony</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="https://drunp.tumblr.com/post/161376664752/this-is-peak-craigslist" class="tumblr_blog">drunp</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>this is peak Craigslist</p></blockquote>
<p>Not only did they get their “BBQ Dad”, they got <i>several</i>.  :D<br/><br/><a href="https://thechive.com/2017/06/19/generic-craigslist-dad-comes-through/">https://thechive.com/2017/06/19/generic-craigslist-dad-comes-through/</a></p>
</blockquote>

<p>HAPPY ENDING YAY</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Awwww</p>
</blockquote>

<p><a href="http://friendly-neighborhood-patriarch.tumblr.com/post/170766193952/luv3horse-silverlightpony-drunp-this-is" class="tumblr_blog"...

Bae, DJ Khaled, and Food: Internet Sensation 'Salt Bae' Opens Turkish Steakhouse in NYC @balleralert 1.11 Internet Sensation ‘Salt Bae’ Opens Turkish Steakhouse in NYC - blogged by @ashleytearra ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ‘Salt Bae’ is coming to NYC! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Turkish chef and butcher Nusret ‘Salt Bae’ Gokce became an instant internet sensation after a video of him chopping and seasoning meat went viral. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The 35-year-old’s debonair meat-prepping expertise soon made him the face of the infamous ‘sprinkling salt’ meme, which is a meme that basically captures Gokce letting salt flow down his forearm and onto the food. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Since gaining online popularity, Gokce has landed a few serving jobs with celebs, such as DJ Khaled and even Simone Biles. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ But, what most don’t know is that Gokce isn’t only a master at tossing salt on a few steaks, he’s also the owner of a successful chain of Turkish steakhouses. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Gokce launched his Nusr-Et restaurants years ago. He has some in Dubai and Abu Dhabi, and he just recently opened one in Miami. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ However, he has now decided to expand. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ On Monday, Gokce had the grand opening of the newest restaurant to be added to the food chain in the United States, and it’s in none other than midtown Manhattan. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The New York establishment is located in the former China Grill in the CBS Black Rock building at 60 W. 53rd Street. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The new location is Gokce’s thirteenth restaurant and he has plans to bring one to London if this one does well. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Will you be making a visit?
Bae, DJ Khaled, and Food: Internet Sensation 'Salt Bae'
 Opens Turkish Steakhouse in
 NYC
 @balleralert
 1.11
Internet Sensation ‘Salt Bae’ Opens Turkish Steakhouse in NYC - blogged by @ashleytearra ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ‘Salt Bae’ is coming to NYC! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Turkish chef and butcher Nusret ‘Salt Bae’ Gokce became an instant internet sensation after a video of him chopping and seasoning meat went viral. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The 35-year-old’s debonair meat-prepping expertise soon made him the face of the infamous ‘sprinkling salt’ meme, which is a meme that basically captures Gokce letting salt flow down his forearm and onto the food. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Since gaining online popularity, Gokce has landed a few serving jobs with celebs, such as DJ Khaled and even Simone Biles. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ But, what most don’t know is that Gokce isn’t only a master at tossing salt on a few steaks, he’s also the owner of a successful chain of Turkish steakhouses. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Gokce launched his Nusr-Et restaurants years ago. He has some in Dubai and Abu Dhabi, and he just recently opened one in Miami. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ However, he has now decided to expand. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ On Monday, Gokce had the grand opening of the newest restaurant to be added to the food chain in the United States, and it’s in none other than midtown Manhattan. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The New York establishment is located in the former China Grill in the CBS Black Rock building at 60 W. 53rd Street. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The new location is Gokce’s thirteenth restaurant and he has plans to bring one to London if this one does well. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Will you be making a visit?

Internet Sensation ‘Salt Bae’ Opens Turkish Steakhouse in NYC - blogged by @ashleytearra ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ‘Salt Bae’ is coming to NYC! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀...

Drake, Memes, and Microsoft: #ThatsBaller: Snapchat CEO Drops $4 Million to Throw Lavish NYE Party for Employees @balleralert ThatsBaller: Snapchat CEO Drops $4 Million to Throw Lavish NYE Party for Employees-blogged by @thereal__bee ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Snapchat CEO Evan Spiegel is throwing his employees the most ballerific NYE party of a lifetime, after dropping $4 million to shut down a portion of L.A. for their event, which is being held at L.A. Live. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ TMZ reports that Snapchat and its CEO paid a pretty penny to rent out the Microsoft Theater and every venue facing Microsoft Square including Katsuya, Lucky Strike, Tom's Urban, Conga Room and Wolfgang Puck Bar & Grill. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ It’s also been reported that Spiegel's planning to fly in his employees from all over the world. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ The planning for the party has been in the works for months. The ice rink that is usually at Microsoft Square was removed last week. Snapchat has reportedly secured proper permits to have as many as 5,000 guests and a 105-foot DJ tower with pyrotechnics. There will also be 2 full street closures to secure the area. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ There is also rumor that there will be a special guest performance from Drake. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ While Snapchat wouldn't confirm Drake's presence, they did say, "We're excited to celebrate a transformative year as a team. Evan is personally sponsoring the night's performance."
Drake, Memes, and Microsoft:  #ThatsBaller: Snapchat CEO Drops $4
 Million to Throw Lavish NYE Party for
 Employees
 @balleralert
ThatsBaller: Snapchat CEO Drops $4 Million to Throw Lavish NYE Party for Employees-blogged by @thereal__bee ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Snapchat CEO Evan Spiegel is throwing his employees the most ballerific NYE party of a lifetime, after dropping $4 million to shut down a portion of L.A. for their event, which is being held at L.A. Live. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ TMZ reports that Snapchat and its CEO paid a pretty penny to rent out the Microsoft Theater and every venue facing Microsoft Square including Katsuya, Lucky Strike, Tom's Urban, Conga Room and Wolfgang Puck Bar & Grill. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ It’s also been reported that Spiegel's planning to fly in his employees from all over the world. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ The planning for the party has been in the works for months. The ice rink that is usually at Microsoft Square was removed last week. Snapchat has reportedly secured proper permits to have as many as 5,000 guests and a 105-foot DJ tower with pyrotechnics. There will also be 2 full street closures to secure the area. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ There is also rumor that there will be a special guest performance from Drake. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ While Snapchat wouldn't confirm Drake's presence, they did say, "We're excited to celebrate a transformative year as a team. Evan is personally sponsoring the night's performance."

ThatsBaller: Snapchat CEO Drops $4 Million to Throw Lavish NYE Party for Employees-blogged by @thereal__bee ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Snapchat CEO Evan S...