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han: lyrica-in-nerdvana: daysofstorm: pilgrim-soulinyou: jeremyyyallan: fagraklett: Chinese emperor Ai of Han, fell in love with a minor official, a man named Dong Xian, and bestowed upon him great political power and a magnificent palace. Legend has it that one day while the two men were sleeping in the same bed, the emperor was roused from his sleep by pressing business. Dong Xian had fallen asleep across the emperor’s robe, but rather than awaken his peaceful lover, the Emperor cut his robe free at the sleeve. Thus “the passion of the cut sleeve” became a euphemism for same-sex love in China. — R.G.L. get you a dude who will fuck up his own clothing for you NO OKAY THIS IS REALLY COOL SO SHUT UP AND LISTEN KIDS. Ancient China was super chill about homosexuality okay. Like we have gay emperors and feudal lords, lesbian princesses who were girlfriends with their serving maids, gay ass poets who wrote lots of poems about that one courtesan who played the guzheng so well.In fact homosexuality was so okay that in Shiji, which is basically the Bible of Ancient Chinese history, there is an entire section dedicated to the gay lovers of emperors. What’s the best part? All the laws and criticism about homosexuality in Ancient China were all about shit like prostitution and rape. These laws were  outlawing homosexual stuff were all very specific. For example, there were laws banning male prostitution, but no laws against homosexuality. These laws were passed to stop the spread of prostitution and laws targeting prostitution in general were pretty common in Chinese history. There were also really strict laws about male rape. Rape was punishable by death, regardless of the gender of the victim. Rape a girl, you die. Rape a guy, you die. Have sex with a minor, you die regardless of whether it was consensual. The lightest sentence you could get was slavery where you were bound to the army.Also scholars wrote essays criticising the boyfriends of emperors, saying that they distracted the emperor from work blah blah blah but THEY ALSO DID THE SAME FOR THE CONCUBINES. That’s right - the issue wasn’t homosexuality but rather the hormones of the emperor. They didn’t care about the gender of the emperor’s favourite lover but rather the fact that the emperor was too horny to get shit done.“But WAIT, Modern China is a hardass about homosexuality!!!! How do you explain that!”Yes. That. That’s because of the late Qing years where Western influences entered the country and brought their gross ass homophobic attitudes with them. And the Qing government was so anxious to seem modern and be seen as equals to their Western counterparts. So they adopted Western ways and discarded their previous attitudes about homosexuality. Hence you have Modern China.So the next time someone tries to tell you that being LGBT is wrong because it goes against traditional Chinese values, tell them to go fuck themselves with 3000 years of Chinese queerness.  Here are all the illustrations of historical gay couples by Ryan Grant https://www.advocate.com/arts-entertainment/artist-spotlight/2012/08/11/ryan-grant-longs-history-gay-love#slide-0 This is one of the best things I have ever read.
han: lyrica-in-nerdvana:
daysofstorm:

pilgrim-soulinyou:

jeremyyyallan:

fagraklett:

Chinese emperor Ai of Han, fell in love with a minor official, a man named Dong Xian, and bestowed upon him great political power and a magnificent palace. Legend has it that one day while the two men were sleeping in the same bed, the emperor was roused from his sleep by pressing business. Dong Xian had fallen asleep across the emperor’s robe, but rather than awaken his peaceful lover, the Emperor cut his robe free at the sleeve. Thus “the passion of the cut sleeve” became a euphemism for same-sex love in China. — R.G.L.


get you a dude who will fuck up his own clothing for you

NO OKAY THIS IS REALLY COOL SO SHUT UP AND LISTEN KIDS. Ancient China was super chill about homosexuality okay. Like we have gay emperors and feudal lords, lesbian princesses who were girlfriends with their serving maids, gay ass poets who wrote lots of poems about that one courtesan who played the guzheng so well.In fact homosexuality was so okay that in Shiji, which is basically the Bible of Ancient Chinese history, there is an entire section dedicated to the gay lovers of emperors. What’s the best part? All the laws and criticism about homosexuality in Ancient China were all about shit like prostitution and rape. These laws were  outlawing homosexual stuff were all very specific. For example, there were laws banning male prostitution, but no laws against homosexuality. These laws were passed to stop the spread of prostitution and laws targeting prostitution in general were pretty common in Chinese history. There were also really strict laws about male rape. Rape was punishable by death, regardless of the gender of the victim. Rape a girl, you die. Rape a guy, you die. Have sex with a minor, you die regardless of whether it was consensual. The lightest sentence you could get was slavery where you were bound to the army.Also scholars wrote essays criticising the boyfriends of emperors, saying that they distracted the emperor from work blah blah blah but THEY ALSO DID THE SAME FOR THE CONCUBINES. That’s right - the issue wasn’t homosexuality but rather the hormones of the emperor. They didn’t care about the gender of the emperor’s favourite lover but rather the fact that the emperor was too horny to get shit done.“But WAIT, Modern China is a hardass about homosexuality!!!! How do you explain that!”Yes. That. That’s because of the late Qing years where Western influences entered the country and brought their gross ass homophobic attitudes with them. And the Qing government was so anxious to seem modern and be seen as equals to their Western counterparts. So they adopted Western ways and discarded their previous attitudes about homosexuality. Hence you have Modern China.So the next time someone tries to tell you that being LGBT is wrong because it goes against traditional Chinese values, tell them to go fuck themselves with 3000 years of Chinese queerness. 

Here are all the illustrations of historical gay couples by Ryan Grant https://www.advocate.com/arts-entertainment/artist-spotlight/2012/08/11/ryan-grant-longs-history-gay-love#slide-0


This is one of the best things I have ever read.

lyrica-in-nerdvana: daysofstorm: pilgrim-soulinyou: jeremyyyallan: fagraklett: Chinese emperor Ai of Han, fell in love with a minor o...

han: Las vacas de las tiendas alehop se han hartado.
han: Las vacas de las tiendas alehop se han hartado.

Las vacas de las tiendas alehop se han hartado.

han: Creo que han resumido todas las que he escuchado, excepto la de “la venganza de la naturaleza” y la de acabar con ancianos para no pagar pensiones.
han: Creo que han resumido todas las que he escuchado, excepto la de “la venganza de la naturaleza” y la de acabar con ancianos para no pagar pensiones.

Creo que han resumido todas las que he escuchado, excepto la de “la venganza de la naturaleza” y la de acabar con ancianos para no pagar...

han: Ahora entiendo por qué nos han mandado millones de guantes los chinos.
han: Ahora entiendo por qué nos han mandado millones de guantes los chinos.

Ahora entiendo por qué nos han mandado millones de guantes los chinos.

han: wh40kartwork: Warmaster Horus by Zhang Han
han: wh40kartwork:

Warmaster Horus by 

















Zhang
Han

wh40kartwork: Warmaster Horus by Zhang Han

han: Ya han pasado más cosas este año que la mierda de 2019 que no pasó nada.
han: Ya han pasado más cosas este año que la mierda de 2019 que no pasó nada.

Ya han pasado más cosas este año que la mierda de 2019 que no pasó nada.

han: PARECE BROMA, PERO NO IEGG-CELENTE! 00 2. EN LA ÚLTIMA CONFERENCIA DE LA ONU SOBRE CAMBIO CLIMĂTICO, SOLO HABÍA UN LUGAR DE COMIDA VEGANA. Noticias del 2019 que parecieron del Día de los Inocentes, pero fueron reales: + 54 millones 1. LA FOTO DE UN HUEVO SE CONVIRȚIÓ EN EL POST CON MÁS LIKES EN INSTAGRAM DE LÀ HISTORIA. 4. EN TAN SOLO DÍAS, NOTRE DAME RECAUDÓ MUUUCHO MÁS $$S QUE LA AMAZONIA. 6. EL MAYOR IMPRESOR PRIVADO A 3. SE REVELÓ QUE VLADIMIR PUTIN TODAVÍA USA WINDOWS XP, UN SISTEMA OPERATIVO OBSOLETO Y CON UN ALTO RIESGO DE SER HACKEADO. DE DINERO EN EL MUNDO SE ESTĂ QUEDANDO SIN DINERO, YA QUE ALGUNOS PAÍSES NO LE HAN PAGADO. 5. LA NASA INVESTIGA EL PRIMER DELITO EN EL ESPACIO. SE ACUSA A UNA DE SUS ASTRONAUTAS DE USAR LA CUENTA DE BANCO DE SU EXESPOSA, SIN SU PERMISO, DESDE LA ESTACIÓN ESPACIAL. ¿YA DEPOSITARON? **** FUENTES: "There's Only One Vegan Food Truck at Save-the-Planet Talks" Bloomberg. "Vladimir Putin 'still uses obsolete Windows XP' despite hacking risk" The Gpardian. "A photo of an egg is the most-liked post on Instagram, beating record held by Kylie Jenner" CBS News. "Incendios en el Amazonas: ¿alcanzan los US$22 millones ofrecidos por los países ricos para combatir el fuego?" BBC. "NASA reportedly investigating first allegation of crime committed in spacef CBS News. "World's largest printer of money is running out of money" NBC News. PICTOLINE pictoline: Suenan a broma, pero no: algunas noticias del 2019 que parecieron del Día de los Inocentes pero fueron reales 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♂️
han: PARECE
 BROMA,
 PERO NO
 IEGG-CELENTE!
 00
 2. EN LA ÚLTIMA CONFERENCIA
 DE LA ONU SOBRE CAMBIO
 CLIMĂTICO, SOLO HABÍA
 UN LUGAR DE
 COMIDA VEGANA.
 Noticias del 2019
 que parecieron del
 Día de los Inocentes,
 pero fueron reales:
 + 54 millones
 1. LA FOTO DE UN HUEVO
 SE CONVIRȚIÓ EN EL
 POST CON MÁS LIKES EN
 INSTAGRAM DE LÀ HISTORIA.
 4. EN TAN SOLO
 DÍAS, NOTRE
 DAME RECAUDÓ
 MUUUCHO MÁS $$S
 QUE LA AMAZONIA.
 6. EL MAYOR
 IMPRESOR PRIVADO
 A 3. SE REVELÓ QUE VLADIMIR PUTIN TODAVÍA
 USA WINDOWS XP, UN SISTEMA OPERATIVO
 OBSOLETO Y CON UN ALTO RIESGO DE SER HACKEADO.
 DE DINERO EN EL MUNDO
 SE ESTĂ QUEDANDO SIN
 DINERO, YA QUE ALGUNOS
 PAÍSES NO LE HAN PAGADO.
 5. LA NASA INVESTIGA EL PRIMER
 DELITO EN EL ESPACIO. SE ACUSA
 A UNA DE SUS ASTRONAUTAS
 DE USAR LA CUENTA DE
 BANCO DE SU EXESPOSA,
 SIN SU PERMISO, DESDE
 LA ESTACIÓN ESPACIAL.
 ¿YA
 DEPOSITARON?
 ****
 FUENTES:
 "There's Only One Vegan Food Truck at Save-the-Planet Talks" Bloomberg.
 "Vladimir Putin 'still uses obsolete Windows XP' despite hacking risk" The Gpardian.
 "A photo of an egg is the most-liked post on Instagram, beating record held by Kylie Jenner" CBS News.
 "Incendios en el Amazonas: ¿alcanzan los US$22 millones ofrecidos por los países ricos para combatir el fuego?" BBC.
 "NASA reportedly investigating first allegation of crime committed in spacef CBS News.
 "World's largest printer of money is running out of money" NBC News.
 PICTOLINE
pictoline:

Suenan a broma, pero no: algunas noticias del 2019 que parecieron del Día de los Inocentes pero fueron reales 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♂️

pictoline: Suenan a broma, pero no: algunas noticias del 2019 que parecieron del Día de los Inocentes pero fueron reales 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♂️

han: 22 bauerbirds Han vuelto, en forma de Pulp Fiction.
han: 22
 bauerbirds
Han vuelto, en forma de Pulp Fiction.

Han vuelto, en forma de Pulp Fiction.

han: iamemeraldfox: zhuanghongru: 1400 year old ginkgo tree.  地點:陝西省西安市古觀音禪寺  Photography: Han Fei I love ginkos it looks like gold
han: iamemeraldfox:

zhuanghongru:



1400 year old ginkgo tree.
 地點:陝西省西安市古觀音禪寺 
Photography: Han Fei




I love ginkos it looks like gold

iamemeraldfox: zhuanghongru: 1400 year old ginkgo tree.  地點:陝西省西安市古觀音禪寺  Photography: Han Fei I love ginkos it looks like gold

han: zhuanghongru: 1400 year old ginkgo tree.  地點:陝西省西安市古觀音禪寺  Photography: Han Fei
han: zhuanghongru:


1400 year old ginkgo tree.
 地點:陝西省西安市古觀音禪寺 
Photography: Han Fei

zhuanghongru: 1400 year old ginkgo tree.  地點:陝西省西安市古觀音禪寺  Photography: Han Fei

han: Los Simpson lo han vuelto a hacerEnviado por  Deivid
han: Los Simpson lo han vuelto a hacerEnviado por 

Deivid

Los Simpson lo han vuelto a hacerEnviado por  Deivid

han: gerardo tecé @gerardotc Franco, calienta que sales. EXHUMACIÓN DE FRANCO El Supremo avala por unanimidad sacar a Franco del Valle y que no sea enterrado en la Almudena El Alto Tribunal rechaza por unanimidad las pretensiones de los familiares del dictador, que se oponían a levantar la losa y pretendían que sus restos reposaran en la catedral de La Almudena. Los seis magistrados del tribunal han deliberado durante apenas una hora. El Valle de los Caídos. EFE/Archivo Juanjo Cuerda @JJCuerda El wallapop de los Franco se va a poner interesante. @eljueves POSTERS | Paquito. eljueves hp Sales LA SERIE ESPAÑOLA JUEVFLIX DEL MOMENTO elJueves +unjo Caarde 12:38 p. m. 24 sept. 2019 Twitter Web App 225 Retweets 557 Me gusta El Mundo Today EMU @elmund otoday ANOS Los restos de Franco piden al Gobierno cinco minutitos más buff.ly/2mQ8UW9 ME2 FRANCISCO FRANCO 1:05 p. m. 24 sept. 2019 Buffer 1 K Me gusta 371 Retweets El Jueves @eljueves Abascal asegura tener un espacio adecuado para reubicar el cadáver de Franco TE AYIO Abascal asegura tener un espacio adecuado para reubicar el cadáver de Franco "Es un fantasía hecha realidad" dice con una mano en el bolsillo Seljueves.es 12:17 p. m. 24 sept. 2019 Twitter Web App 282 Retweets 747 Me gusta <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="559" data-orig-width="640"><img src="https://66.media.tumblr.com/5d8a646f47a337adea55ccd17bf9e6b8/de666a479849bcde-0f/s540x810/e4041512ddabf1c065641854a7669c545a67690d.png" data-orig-height="559" data-orig-width="640"/></figure>
han: gerardo tecé
 @gerardotc
 Franco, calienta que sales.
 EXHUMACIÓN DE FRANCO
 El Supremo avala por unanimidad sacar a
 Franco del Valle y que no sea enterrado en la
 Almudena
 El Alto Tribunal rechaza por unanimidad las pretensiones de los familiares del dictador, que se oponían a levantar la losa y
 pretendían que sus restos reposaran en la catedral de La Almudena. Los seis magistrados del tribunal han deliberado durante
 apenas una hora.
 El Valle de los Caídos. EFE/Archivo

 Juanjo Cuerda
 @JJCuerda
 El wallapop de los Franco se va a poner interesante.
 @eljueves
 POSTERS
 | Paquito.
 eljueves
 hp
 Sales
 LA SERIE ESPAÑOLA
 JUEVFLIX DEL MOMENTO
 elJueves +unjo Caarde
 12:38 p. m. 24 sept. 2019 Twitter Web App
 225 Retweets
 557 Me gusta

 El Mundo Today
 EMU @elmund otoday
 ANOS
 Los restos de Franco piden al Gobierno cinco minutitos
 más buff.ly/2mQ8UW9
 ME2
 FRANCISCO FRANCO
 1:05 p. m. 24 sept. 2019 Buffer
 1 K Me gusta
 371 Retweets

 El Jueves
 @eljueves
 Abascal asegura tener un espacio adecuado para
 reubicar el cadáver de Franco
 TE
 AYIO
 Abascal asegura tener un espacio adecuado para reubicar el cadáver de Franco
 "Es un fantasía hecha realidad" dice con una mano en el bolsillo
 Seljueves.es
 12:17 p. m. 24 sept. 2019 Twitter Web App
 282 Retweets
 747 Me gusta
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