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 NASA astronaut Drew Feustel who spent 197 days on the International Space Station shows how hard it is to walk on earth again

Me after a few too many shots

cheri-fabuleux: sixpenceee: NASA astronaut Drew Feustel who spent 197 days on the International Space Station shows how hard it is to wal...

Community, Crush, and Dad: Kaitl @itzzkait For anyone who says that "love, simon isn't important" jade @loserichie in 2014 l came out to my mom as bisexual, & she told me she would never look at me the same, I cried in the bathroom for 6 hours & my entire family ignored me for days. I was called disgusting & my dad told me l'd "get over it eventually" my mom tried to force me to be straight 3/23/18, 12:54 AM jade @loserichie in 2016 I told my mom I had a crush on a girl, we cried in a parking lot & she told me she wasn't okay with it, I asked the girl out anyways. In 2017 I flew over 4000 miles to meet this girl as we celebrated being together for over a year, we had our first kiss: on a feeris wheel 3/23/18, 12:54 AM jade @loserichie It's 2018, tonight I saw love simon with my mom, after a 4 year journey of teaching her to love me for who l am, she grabbed my hand in the theatre while simon came out to his family, & mouthed "im sorry" to me with tears in her eyes because when I came out l never got acceptance 3/23/18, 12:54 AM jade @loserichie 3/23/18 when we were leaving the theatre she talked to me about my girlfriend proudly without caring that other people could hear us, something she would've never done even just a year ago 3 ,00 19.6K jade @loserichie 3/23/18 my mom had always been mad at me for not coming out sooner, she had been mad because I was different, but love simon gave her a glimpse on how hard it is to accept yourself as someone in the Igbt+ community, tonight my mom has accepted me more than she ever has 31,614 614 20.7K D 20.7K 2
Community, Crush, and Dad: Kaitl
 @itzzkait
 For anyone who says that "love, simon
 isn't important"

 jade
 @loserichie
 in 2014 l came out to my mom as
 bisexual, & she told me she would
 never look at me the same, I cried in
 the bathroom for 6 hours & my entire
 family ignored me for days. I was
 called disgusting & my dad told me l'd
 "get over it eventually" my mom tried
 to force me to be straight
 3/23/18, 12:54 AM

 jade
 @loserichie
 in 2016 I told my mom I had a crush on
 a girl, we cried in a parking lot & she
 told me she wasn't okay with it, I asked
 the girl out anyways. In 2017 I flew
 over 4000 miles to meet this girl as
 we celebrated being together for over
 a year, we had our first kiss: on a feeris
 wheel
 3/23/18, 12:54 AM

 jade
 @loserichie
 It's 2018, tonight I saw love simon with
 my mom, after a 4 year journey of
 teaching her to love me for who l am,
 she grabbed my hand in the theatre
 while simon came out to his family, &
 mouthed "im sorry" to me with tears in
 her eyes because when I came out l
 never got acceptance
 3/23/18, 12:54 AM

 jade @loserichie 3/23/18
 when we were leaving the theatre she
 talked to me about my girlfriend proudly
 without caring that other people could
 hear us, something she would've never
 done even just a year ago
 3 ,00 19.6K
 jade @loserichie 3/23/18
 my mom had always been mad at me
 for not coming out sooner, she had
 been mad because I was different, but
 love simon gave her a glimpse on how
 hard it is to accept yourself as someone
 in the Igbt+ community, tonight my
 mom has accepted me more than she
 ever has
 31,614
 614 20.7K D
 20.7K
 2
Community, Crush, and Dad: Kaitl @itzzkait For anyone who says that "love, simon isn't important" jade @loserichie in 2014 l came out to my mom as bisexual, & she told me she would never look at me the same, I cried in the bathroom for 6 hours & my entire family ignored me for days. I was called disgusting & my dad told me l'd "get over it eventually" my mom tried to force me to be straight 3/23/18, 12:54 AM jade @loserichie in 2016 I told my mom I had a crush on a girl, we cried in a parking lot & she told me she wasn't okay with it, I asked the girl out anyways. In 2017 I flew over 4000 miles to meet this girl as we celebrated being together for over a year, we had our first kiss: on a feeris wheel 3/23/18, 12:54 AM jade @loserichie It's 2018, tonight I saw love simon with my mom, after a 4 year journey of teaching her to love me for who l am, she grabbed my hand in the theatre while simon came out to his family, & mouthed "im sorry" to me with tears in her eyes because when I came out l never got acceptance 3/23/18, 12:54 AM jade @loserichie 3/23/18 when we were leaving the theatre she talked to me about my girlfriend proudly without caring that other people could hear us, something she would've never done even just a year ago 3 ,00 19.6K jade @loserichie 3/23/18 my mom had always been mad at me for not coming out sooner, she had been mad because I was different, but love simon gave her a glimpse on how hard it is to accept yourself as someone in the Igbt+ community, tonight my mom has accepted me more than she ever has 31,614 614 20.7K D 20.7K 2
Community, Crush, and Dad: Kaitl
 @itzzkait
 For anyone who says that "love, simon
 isn't important"

 jade
 @loserichie
 in 2014 l came out to my mom as
 bisexual, & she told me she would
 never look at me the same, I cried in
 the bathroom for 6 hours & my entire
 family ignored me for days. I was
 called disgusting & my dad told me l'd
 "get over it eventually" my mom tried
 to force me to be straight
 3/23/18, 12:54 AM

 jade
 @loserichie
 in 2016 I told my mom I had a crush on
 a girl, we cried in a parking lot & she
 told me she wasn't okay with it, I asked
 the girl out anyways. In 2017 I flew
 over 4000 miles to meet this girl as
 we celebrated being together for over
 a year, we had our first kiss: on a feeris
 wheel
 3/23/18, 12:54 AM

 jade
 @loserichie
 It's 2018, tonight I saw love simon with
 my mom, after a 4 year journey of
 teaching her to love me for who l am,
 she grabbed my hand in the theatre
 while simon came out to his family, &
 mouthed "im sorry" to me with tears in
 her eyes because when I came out l
 never got acceptance
 3/23/18, 12:54 AM

 jade @loserichie 3/23/18
 when we were leaving the theatre she
 talked to me about my girlfriend proudly
 without caring that other people could
 hear us, something she would've never
 done even just a year ago
 3 ,00 19.6K
 jade @loserichie 3/23/18
 my mom had always been mad at me
 for not coming out sooner, she had
 been mad because I was different, but
 love simon gave her a glimpse on how
 hard it is to accept yourself as someone
 in the Igbt+ community, tonight my
 mom has accepted me more than she
 ever has
 31,614
 614 20.7K D
 20.7K
 2
Community, Crush, and Dad: Kaitl @itzzkait For anyone who says that "love, simon isn't important" jade @loserichie in 2014 l came out to my mom as bisexual, & she told me she would never look at me the same, I cried in the bathroom for 6 hours & my entire family ignored me for days. I was called disgusting & my dad told me l'd "get over it eventually" my mom tried to force me to be straight 3/23/18, 12:54 AM jade @loserichie in 2016 I told my mom I had a crush on a girl, we cried in a parking lot & she told me she wasn't okay with it, I asked the girl out anyways. In 2017 I flew over 4000 miles to meet this girl as we celebrated being together for over a year, we had our first kiss: on a feeris wheel 3/23/18, 12:54 AM jade @loserichie It's 2018, tonight I saw love simon with my mom, after a 4 year journey of teaching her to love me for who l am, she grabbed my hand in the theatre while simon came out to his family, & mouthed "im sorry" to me with tears in her eyes because when I came out l never got acceptance 3/23/18, 12:54 AM jade @loserichie 3/23/18 when we were leaving the theatre she talked to me about my girlfriend proudly without caring that other people could hear us, something she would've never done even just a year ago 3 ,00 19.6K jade @loserichie 3/23/18 my mom had always been mad at me for not coming out sooner, she had been mad because I was different, but love simon gave her a glimpse on how hard it is to accept yourself as someone in the Igbt+ community, tonight my mom has accepted me more than she ever has 31,614 614 20.7K D 20.7K 2
Community, Crush, and Dad: Kaitl
 @itzzkait
 For anyone who says that "love, simon
 isn't important"

 jade
 @loserichie
 in 2014 l came out to my mom as
 bisexual, & she told me she would
 never look at me the same, I cried in
 the bathroom for 6 hours & my entire
 family ignored me for days. I was
 called disgusting & my dad told me l'd
 "get over it eventually" my mom tried
 to force me to be straight
 3/23/18, 12:54 AM

 jade
 @loserichie
 in 2016 I told my mom I had a crush on
 a girl, we cried in a parking lot & she
 told me she wasn't okay with it, I asked
 the girl out anyways. In 2017 I flew
 over 4000 miles to meet this girl as
 we celebrated being together for over
 a year, we had our first kiss: on a feeris
 wheel
 3/23/18, 12:54 AM

 jade
 @loserichie
 It's 2018, tonight I saw love simon with
 my mom, after a 4 year journey of
 teaching her to love me for who l am,
 she grabbed my hand in the theatre
 while simon came out to his family, &
 mouthed "im sorry" to me with tears in
 her eyes because when I came out l
 never got acceptance
 3/23/18, 12:54 AM

 jade @loserichie 3/23/18
 when we were leaving the theatre she
 talked to me about my girlfriend proudly
 without caring that other people could
 hear us, something she would've never
 done even just a year ago
 3 ,00 19.6K
 jade @loserichie 3/23/18
 my mom had always been mad at me
 for not coming out sooner, she had
 been mad because I was different, but
 love simon gave her a glimpse on how
 hard it is to accept yourself as someone
 in the Igbt+ community, tonight my
 mom has accepted me more than she
 ever has
 31,614
 614 20.7K D
 20.7K
 2
Children, Crying, and Gif: Boost LTE 8:21 PM 83% Autism Moms Support Group 5 hrs. https://faithmummy.wordpress.com/2017/10/15/i- dont-want-to-be-an-autism-parent-anymore/ I Don't Want To Be An Autism Parent Anymore The day started far too early. There was no sweet cuddles.. faithmummy.wordpress.com 108 Shares Like Comment Share 342 ( Write a comment GIF theconcealedweapon: criticalalexandrite: girl0fglassx: It’s this type of stuff right here that keeps me from being able to relate to parents of autistic children. The comments all say “I didn’t sign up for this.” Well you know what? You did. I did. The moment you conceived your child, you signed up for whatever that child would grow to be. You think it’s hard for YOU? Imagine how hard it is for THEM. You feel sorry for yourself because you “wake up to screaming every single day”? Feel sorry for the human being who wakes up screaming every day, because they’re crying for a reason. You don’t want to change your child or feed your child beyond toddlerhood? Then WHY did you become a parent? Why would you take the 1 in 68 chance, if you don’t want the chances of having an autistic child? If you resent your child this much, go fuck yourself. If you treat your autistic relatives like this or treat other autistic people like this you’re an ableist monster, whether you have autism too or not. When you have a child, you “signed up for” whatever that child ends up being. You don’t get to have some preconceived idea of who you want your child to be then resent your child for not being exactly that.
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girl0fglassx:
It’s this type of stuff right here that keeps me from being able to relate to parents of autistic children. The comments all say “I didn’t sign up for this.” Well you know what? You did. I did. The moment you conceived your child, you signed up for whatever that child would grow to be. You think it’s hard for YOU? Imagine how hard it is for THEM. You feel sorry for yourself because you “wake up to screaming every single day”? Feel sorry for the human being who wakes up screaming every day, because they’re crying for a reason. You don’t want to change your child or feed your child beyond toddlerhood? Then WHY did you become a parent? Why would you take the 1 in 68 chance, if you don’t want the chances of having an autistic child? If you resent your child this much, go fuck yourself.
If you treat your autistic relatives like this or treat other autistic people like this you’re an ableist monster, whether you have autism too or not.

When you have a child, you “signed up for” whatever that child ends up being. You don’t get to have some preconceived idea of who you want your child to be then resent your child for not being exactly that.

theconcealedweapon: criticalalexandrite: girl0fglassx: It’s this type of stuff right here that keeps me from being able to relate to parent...

Another One, Bad, and Bad Boys: Crayola e With Preferred by Teachers ar E CRAYONS 24 homestuckpatternreference: iamthesylveon: f-e-f-e-t-a-c-a-k-e-s: gryphynshadow: silencingthedrums: zeaky: sliceofbri: DID YOU MOTHERFUCKERS REALLY THINK YOU WERE DONE WITH ME? I THINK NOT. THAT’S RIGHT IT’S THE SUGAR SCRUB CHICK BACK WITH ANOTHER FUCKING TUTORIAL. YOU BITCHES HAVE BEEN ASKING ME FOR AGES TO MAKE ANOTHER ONE OF THESE FUCKING POSTS AND IT’S FUCKING LATE SO HERE YOU GO FUCKERS WE GON LEARN SOME SHIT SO SIT DOWN AND BE QUIET SO WE ALL WANT LIPS RED AS THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MEN RIGHT AND WHO DOESN’T FUCKING LIKE ARTS AND CRAFTS AND I DON’T EVEN NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW HARD IT IS TO FIND LIPSTICK FOR FUCKING COSPLAY SO BEHOLD THE HUMBLE CRAYON YOU LITTLE SHITS GET A CRAYON. AND NOT JUST ANY CRAYON A FUCKING CRAYOLA CRAYON DON’T EVEN TRY WITH THAT ROSEART SHIT BECAUSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RIP OUT YOUR UVULA. IF YOU WANNA GET REALLY ARTSY WHIP OUT ONE OF THESE BAD BOYS  AND BREAK UP SOME CRAYONS TO GET THE PERFECT SHADE OF BLUE GREEN FOR THAT BADASS COSPLAY YOU’VE GOT PICKED OUT BUT MARK MY WORDS NO MORE THAN ONE FUCKING CRAYON’S WORTH OF BITS BETTER GO INTO THIS FUCKING BOWL. SPEAKING OF WHICH, YOU NEED SOME OTHER FUCKING SHIT IN THERE SO GO GET SOME OIL. THE GOOD STUFF. I’M TALKING EVOO BITCHES THE VIRGINAL BLOOD OF THE MOST TENDER OLIVES IN ALL THE LAND. SQUEEZE SOME OF THAT HEAVENLY LUBRICANT INTO YOUR BOWL, ABOUT 1/2 A TEASPOON, THAT’LL DO PIG, THAT’LL DO. NOW GO FIND SOME SHEA BUTTER OR COCONUT OIL AND GLOP ABOUT 1/2 A TEASPOON OF THAT IN YOUR BOWL. NOW GO TO YOUR MAGICAL CABINET OF WONDERS AND FIND SOME NICE SMELLING SHIT. COULD BE VANILLA EXTRACT. COULD BE LAVENDER OIL. I DON’T KNOW BRO WHATEVER YOU THINK SMELLS LIKE THE SILKY UNDERBELLY OF A NEWBORN UNICORN(important note make sure you use a FOOD SAFE oil if it doesn’t say it’s food safe/food grade don’t use it!) GRASP THE BOTTLE FIRMLY, SCREAM LIKE A VICTORIOUS PTERODACTYL, AND DROP 1-4 DROPS OF THAT SWEET SMELLING LIQUID IN THERE. I HOPE YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS RIGHT THERE BECAUSE IT IS THE HEATING VESSEL FOR YOUR GLORIOUS LIPSTICK THAT’S RIGHT LIKE A VIKING WARLORD YOU ARE GOING TO USE A DOUBLE BOILER. SO GET A SAUCEPAN AND HEAT SOME WATER, THEN PLOP THAT SWEET SMELLING BOWL OF OIL AND WAX ON TOP OF THAT STEAMY WATER LIKE THE COLLISION OF YOUR OTP IN A BAD FANFIC OH YEAH. STIR THAT SHIT UNTIL EVERYTHING IS MELTY AND SMOOTH YOU DON’T WANT TO RUIN YOUR SPOONS SO I USE A DISPOSABLE CHOPSTICK FUCK YEAH RECYCLING NOW ONCE THAT SHIT IS SOFT LIKE THE SUPPLE SKIN OF YOUR HEAVENLY BOOTY, YOU NEED SOMETHING TO POUR IT INTO WELL DAMN GOOD THING YOU PICKED UP SOME CONTACT CASES LAST TIME YOU WERE AT THE STORE OR MAYBE YOU HAVE SOME EMPTY CHAPSTICK TUBES OR JUST SOME SMALL TUPPERWARE I DON’T KNOW BUT GOSH YOU ARE SO RESOURCEFUL AND PRETTY YOU DESERVE NICE LIPSTICK LIKE THIS ALSO TAKE SOME TIME FOR YOU THIS WEEKEND AND NEVER FORGET HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU I’M GLAD WE HAD THAT MOMENT TOGETHER NOW BECAUSE NOTHING IS MORE METAL THAN SAFETY, TAKE A THICK HAND TOWEL OR AN OVEN MITT OR SOMETHING AND GRIP THAT BOWL OF COLORFUL GOOP AND POUR GENTLY INTO THAT RECEPTACLE YOU PROCURED. YOU WILL PROBABLY SPILL SOME BUT THAT’S OKAY YOU’RE ONLY HUMAN. POP THAT SHIT IN THE FRIDGE BECAUSE YOU’RE AN IMPATIENT MOTHERFUCKER AND YOU WANT YOUR LIPSTICK NOW GODDAMMIT AND ONCE IT HARDENS SLATHER THAT CREAMY GOODNESS ON THICK, SLIDE ON SOME SUNGLASSES, AND HEAD INTO BATTLE TO DESTROY THE PATRIARCHY CLASS DISMISSED MOTHERFUCKERS DO NOT DO THIS. DO NOT DO THIS. DO NOT DO THIS. NO DO NOT FUCKING DO THIS, CRYON HAS A LOT OF FUCKING LEAD IN IT (four times more than lipstick) PLEASE JUST BUY ACTUAL LIPSTICK. There’s no lead in crayola crayons. Kids eat them. The ingredients in Crayola Crayons are: paraffin, wax, and pigment. They’re made with the understanding that some kids will eat the damn things, so the company that makes Crayons has been very very careful to use non-toxic materials, even going so far as to use a special edible glue on the paper labels. (cornstarch and water, fyi) You can eat Crayons, if you really wanted to, but frankly the flavor’s a little bland. They taste like wax. So, yeah. adding oils with a lower solidification temperature like Olive Oil or Grapeseed or Avocado, and mixing in some Shea or Coconut Butter would make a creamy crayon. Which you could use on your skin, if you wanted. Go wild, use that shit on more than just lips. Use it like theatrical makeup, paint your tits blue if you want. Or use it like paint on the walls, or paper, or canvas. It won’t dry the same way acrylic or watercolor paint will, and will remain ‘workable’ and pliable until the oil looses enough water to solidify, much like, oh, off the top of my head… oil paint. Modern oil paints are very similar to the recipe above, though usually done with Linseed oil or other inert non-organic oils. Organic oils, as they dry, can discolor, making your carefully chosen color look off. Why are some really old painting slightly yellow? Partly the varnish has yellowed, partly airborne pollutants have stained the surface, and partly the oil in the original paint has shifted color. BTW, don’t eat Linseed oil, you’ll get the runs something fierce and regret it a lot. And then you get to go to the doctor and explain why your runny poo is brightly colored. But the amount you’d ingest from lipstick made with crayons? Negligible. Now I really want to make a set of rainbow lipstick to match my rainbow collection of nail polish (which is way more toxic than crayon lipstick, too.) so what you’re saying is i could buy a fuckton of grey crayns and have grey body paint i think i know where that’s going i think we all know where that’s going
Another One, Bad, and Bad Boys: Crayola
 e With
 Preferred by Teachers
 ar E
 CRAYONS
 24
homestuckpatternreference:

iamthesylveon:

f-e-f-e-t-a-c-a-k-e-s:

gryphynshadow:

silencingthedrums:

zeaky:

sliceofbri:

DID YOU MOTHERFUCKERS REALLY THINK YOU WERE DONE WITH ME? I THINK NOT. THAT’S RIGHT IT’S THE SUGAR SCRUB CHICK BACK WITH ANOTHER FUCKING TUTORIAL. YOU BITCHES HAVE BEEN ASKING ME FOR AGES TO MAKE ANOTHER ONE OF THESE FUCKING POSTS AND IT’S FUCKING LATE SO HERE YOU GO FUCKERS WE GON LEARN SOME SHIT SO SIT DOWN AND BE QUIET

SO WE ALL WANT LIPS RED AS THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MEN RIGHT AND WHO DOESN’T FUCKING LIKE ARTS AND CRAFTS AND I DON’T EVEN NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW HARD IT IS TO FIND LIPSTICK FOR FUCKING COSPLAY SO BEHOLD THE HUMBLE CRAYON YOU LITTLE SHITS

GET A CRAYON. AND NOT JUST ANY CRAYON A FUCKING CRAYOLA CRAYON DON’T EVEN TRY WITH THAT ROSEART SHIT BECAUSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RIP OUT YOUR UVULA. IF YOU WANNA GET REALLY ARTSY WHIP OUT ONE OF THESE BAD BOYS 

AND BREAK UP SOME CRAYONS TO GET THE PERFECT SHADE OF BLUE GREEN FOR THAT BADASS COSPLAY YOU’VE GOT PICKED OUT BUT MARK MY WORDS NO MORE THAN ONE FUCKING CRAYON’S WORTH OF BITS BETTER GO INTO THIS FUCKING BOWL.
SPEAKING OF WHICH, YOU NEED SOME OTHER FUCKING SHIT IN THERE SO GO GET SOME OIL. THE GOOD STUFF. I’M TALKING EVOO BITCHES THE VIRGINAL BLOOD OF THE MOST TENDER OLIVES IN ALL THE LAND. SQUEEZE SOME OF THAT HEAVENLY LUBRICANT INTO YOUR BOWL, ABOUT 1/2 A TEASPOON, THAT’LL DO PIG, THAT’LL DO. NOW GO FIND SOME SHEA BUTTER OR COCONUT OIL AND GLOP ABOUT 1/2 A TEASPOON OF THAT IN YOUR BOWL. NOW GO TO YOUR MAGICAL CABINET OF WONDERS AND FIND SOME NICE SMELLING SHIT. COULD BE VANILLA EXTRACT. COULD BE LAVENDER OIL. I DON’T KNOW BRO WHATEVER YOU THINK SMELLS LIKE THE SILKY UNDERBELLY OF A NEWBORN UNICORN(important note make sure you use a FOOD SAFE oil if it doesn’t say it’s food safe/food grade don’t use it!) GRASP THE BOTTLE FIRMLY, SCREAM LIKE A VICTORIOUS PTERODACTYL, AND DROP 1-4 DROPS OF THAT SWEET SMELLING LIQUID IN THERE.

I HOPE YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS RIGHT THERE BECAUSE IT IS THE HEATING VESSEL FOR YOUR GLORIOUS LIPSTICK THAT’S RIGHT LIKE A VIKING WARLORD YOU ARE GOING TO USE A DOUBLE BOILER. SO GET A SAUCEPAN AND HEAT SOME WATER, THEN PLOP THAT SWEET SMELLING BOWL OF OIL AND WAX ON TOP OF THAT STEAMY WATER LIKE THE COLLISION OF YOUR OTP IN A BAD FANFIC OH YEAH. STIR THAT SHIT UNTIL EVERYTHING IS MELTY AND SMOOTH YOU DON’T WANT TO RUIN YOUR SPOONS SO I USE A DISPOSABLE CHOPSTICK FUCK YEAH RECYCLING NOW ONCE THAT SHIT IS SOFT LIKE THE SUPPLE SKIN OF YOUR HEAVENLY BOOTY, YOU NEED SOMETHING TO POUR IT INTO

WELL DAMN GOOD THING YOU PICKED UP SOME CONTACT CASES LAST TIME YOU WERE AT THE STORE OR MAYBE YOU HAVE SOME EMPTY CHAPSTICK TUBES OR JUST SOME SMALL TUPPERWARE I DON’T KNOW BUT GOSH YOU ARE SO RESOURCEFUL AND PRETTY YOU DESERVE NICE LIPSTICK LIKE THIS ALSO TAKE SOME TIME FOR YOU THIS WEEKEND AND NEVER FORGET HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU
I’M GLAD WE HAD THAT MOMENT TOGETHER NOW BECAUSE NOTHING IS MORE METAL THAN SAFETY, TAKE A THICK HAND TOWEL OR AN OVEN MITT OR SOMETHING AND GRIP THAT BOWL OF COLORFUL GOOP AND POUR GENTLY INTO THAT RECEPTACLE YOU PROCURED. YOU WILL PROBABLY SPILL SOME BUT THAT’S OKAY YOU’RE ONLY HUMAN. POP THAT SHIT IN THE FRIDGE BECAUSE YOU’RE AN IMPATIENT MOTHERFUCKER AND YOU WANT YOUR LIPSTICK NOW GODDAMMIT AND ONCE IT HARDENS SLATHER THAT CREAMY GOODNESS ON THICK, SLIDE ON SOME SUNGLASSES, AND HEAD INTO BATTLE TO DESTROY THE PATRIARCHY CLASS DISMISSED MOTHERFUCKERS

DO NOT DO THIS.
DO NOT DO THIS.
DO NOT DO THIS.
NO DO NOT FUCKING DO THIS, CRYON HAS A LOT OF FUCKING LEAD IN IT (four times more than lipstick) PLEASE JUST BUY ACTUAL LIPSTICK.

There’s no lead in crayola crayons. Kids eat them.

The ingredients in Crayola Crayons are: paraffin, wax, and pigment. They’re made with the understanding that some kids will eat the damn things, so the company that makes Crayons has been very very careful to use non-toxic materials, even going so far as to use a special edible glue on the paper labels. (cornstarch and water, fyi)
You can eat Crayons, if you really wanted to, but frankly the flavor’s a little bland. They taste like wax. So, yeah. adding oils with a lower solidification temperature like Olive Oil or Grapeseed or Avocado, and mixing in some Shea or Coconut Butter would make a creamy crayon. Which you could use on your skin, if you wanted.
Go wild, use that shit on more than just lips. Use it like theatrical makeup, paint your tits blue if you want. Or use it like paint on the walls, or paper, or canvas. It won’t dry the same way acrylic or watercolor paint will, and will remain ‘workable’ and pliable until the oil looses enough water to solidify, much like, oh, off the top of my head… oil paint.
Modern oil paints are very similar to the recipe above, though usually done with Linseed oil or other inert non-organic oils. Organic oils, as they dry, can discolor, making your carefully chosen color look off. Why are some really old painting slightly yellow? Partly the varnish has yellowed, partly airborne pollutants have stained the surface, and partly the oil in the original paint has shifted color.
BTW, don’t eat Linseed oil, you’ll get the runs something fierce and regret it a lot. And then you get to go to the doctor and explain why your runny poo is brightly colored. But the amount you’d ingest from lipstick made with crayons? Negligible.
Now I really want to make a set of rainbow lipstick to match my rainbow collection of nail polish (which is way more toxic than crayon lipstick, too.)

so what you’re saying is
i could buy a fuckton of grey crayns
and have grey body paint

i think i know where that’s going

i think we all know where that’s going

homestuckpatternreference: iamthesylveon: f-e-f-e-t-a-c-a-k-e-s: gryphynshadow: silencingthedrums: zeaky: sliceofbri: DID YOU MOTHERF...