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![Haunting: Alex Zalben
@azalben
How about we use predictive
text to write our own epitaphs?
Write "Here lies [YOUR NAME]
[preferred pronoun] was..." and
let your phone finish the rest.
Mine is:
Here lies Alexander Zalben. He
was clearly not wrong.
stillwaitingforaliens:
celticpyro:
vikinglumberjack:
tabbythekouhai:
ellieintheskywithdiamonds:
noseforahtwo:
huhpotatoes:
frogmp3:
Here lies Asia. They are not going to be able to make it.
Here lies Kay. She is a great friend.
Here lies Nosy. She nasty and it’s not as complicated as I’m making it.
here lies ellie she has been haunting my existence with discourse since retsupurae went after him
Here lies Tabby she was a good female character
Here Lies Alexis Molina. She was a jitatan octopus.
Here lies CelticPyro. She was just going to be a good mom.
😳😳😳
Here lies Marie. She was just about to go back to normal.
Here lies Rynn. She was supposed to be a good person but she didn’t know how to make her own kids.](https://pics.ballmemes.com/alex-zalben-azalben-how-about-we-use-predictive-text-to-65383521.png)
![Haunting: reddit
Marylandman101 4y
what does it feel like to do heroin
256
[deleted] 4y
Actually this is an obvious question but it's not what you might
think. Let me explain it to you, I've been an opiate addict for a
long time and tried many drugs. Drugs that are 'uppers' have the
most 'obvious' euphoria. For example if you take
adderall/coke/meth/speed/MDMA you will get this shining bright
euphoria, self confidence, energy, and other drug-specific feelings
(for meth like you are king
However, you owe these drugs back what they delivered to you.
After a meth binge, or lots of MDMA use, or staying up all night on
coke you will feel like shit. To an extent this aspect is similar to an
alcoholic hangover.
or for MDMA like you love everyone)
On the other hand, for many people who experiment with heroin
they are underwhelmed (not including IV usage, but most
experimenters rarely ever IV first time). They just feel good, chill,
happy, but they feel like this spooky drug 'heroin' hasn't delivered
They are just mellow. Oh obviously it has all been a lie they will
think. Heroin isn't spooky, it's chill. It's not addictive like everyone
else thinks. It doesn't make you do stupid shit or stay up all day
and hallucinate like amphetamines or coke. It doesn't empty your
serotonin like MDMA or give you a hangover like alcohol. People
tend to just think oh, what a nice drug.
So the next day they wake up and everything is normal. No
headache or shitty feeling--just a slight afterglow of that nice
feeling. Oh it was cheap as well! It only cost $10 for a whole night
of being high! I thought people said heroin was expensive? And
then next weekend comes... There are all these drugs I could do
but I liked heroin. It didn't 'fuck me up,' I could still think clearly. No
hangover. No feeling like shit later. I still was awake. It just made
me happy and content with life. Oh and it's only $10! Well, I
should get some more for the whole weekend. This is great! I will
use Heroin on the weekends now!
Now let's say this person works and has responsibilities. He
knows he can't go into work drunk, or on MDMA, or high. So he
doesn't. It's actually simple. But heroin... Well the user might
actually find they do better work on heroin. Instead of being sad
or grumpy or depressed with his jo... he is just... happy. Mellow.
Content. Everything is fine and the world is beautiful. It's raining,
it's dark, I woke up at 5:30AM, I'm commuting in traffic. I would
have had a headache, I would have been miserable, I would have
wondered how my life took me to this point. This point I'm at right
now. But no, no, everything is fine. Life is beautiful. The rain drops
are just falling and in each one I see the reflection of every
persons life around me. Humanity is beautiful. In this still frame
shot of traffic on this crowded bus I just found love and peace
Heroin is a wonder drug. Heroin is better than everything else.
Heroin makes me who I wish I was. Heroin makes life worth
living. Heroin is better than everything else. Heroin builds up a
tolerance fast. Heroin starts to cost more money. I need heroin to
feel normal. I don't love anymore. Now I'm sick. I can't afford the
heroin that I need. How did $10 used to get me high? Now I need
$100. That guy that let me try a few lines the first time doesn't
actually deal. Oh I need to find a real dealer? This guy is a felon
and carries a gun--he can sell me the drug that lets me find love
in the world. No this isn't working, I need to quit.
To answer your question, heroin feels nice. That's all, it just feels
very nice. You can make the rest up for yourself. Attach your own
half-truths to this drug that will show you the world and for a
moment you will feel as clever as Faust.
Edit: Thank you for the kind words. I received help and I'm doing
well now. Luckily I was able to pull up and get help right before I
entered the deadly downward spiral. Some of my friends have not
done as well. Sorry to steal the limelight from OP
2675
Ifuxdalion 4y
Reading that was more haunting than any anti-drug campaign
that I've been exposed to. Thanks. A lot.
907](https://pics.ballmemes.com/reddit-marylandman101-4y-what-does-it-feel-like-to-do-63537093.png)
![Haunting: Haunting last words of famous killers
People kinda suck
tbh
-Carl Panzram
7390
Omg I'm just like xD
soooo crazy :3 i'm totally
wacky!!! i'm so RANDUM
hehehe!!1
-Charles Manson
CLAFD
[speaking in pseudo-
intellectual slogans
that mean fuck-all]
-Richard Ramirez
One thing most people
don't know is that I actually
made another nipple belt,
where half of it was nipples
and the other half was
buttholes, and so I'd stick
the nipples into the
buttholes to change the
tightness of the belt, like
those little popper things on
regular belts.
-Ed Gein
rikirachtman:Haunting last words of famous killers](https://pics.ballmemes.com/haunting-last-words-of-famous-killers-people-kinda-suck-tbh-57477952.png)
