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    Be Like, Doctor, and Fucking: @Dr_Sweets23
 House was a weird show. Patients
 would be rushed the hospital with
 unexplained fevers and heart
 problems. And House would come in
 like "did you check his asshole for
 toothpicks?" And they'd be like
 "damn u right."
 8/4/18, 1:43 PM
 13.6K Retweets 39.9K Likes
hst3000:
libertarirynn:

skepticphantom:

libertarirynn:

melonmemes:

Nothin gets past Houseāœ‹šŸ½šŸš«

I love that there are people sharing this who might not realize there is literally an episode where a fucking toothpick was the culprit. 

On the flip side of that example I remember an episode where House was convinced a womans condition was being caused by a tick, but repeated searches of her body found none, until towards the end of the episode where he was like ā€œtheres one place we havnt looked..ā€ and he pulled out a tick hanging around her snatch.

Didnā€™t he basically steal that patient and snatch the bug out of her cootch when they were trapped in an elevator together? The only reason he didnā€™t get charged with sexual assault, have his medical license set ablaze, and get locked in jail for the rest of his life was because it happened to be the right guess and House rarely faces any sort of serious consequences for utterly outrageous behavior šŸ˜‚

Thereā€™s actually an entire episodes that revolves around the consequences of letting him do that sort of stuff because heā€™s usually right. Cuddy almost lets a suicidally depressed man whoā€™s basically locked into his body go without treatment to drive that in to House.
Thatā€™s why I said ā€œrarelyā€œ. There are some episodes that go for high drama, like the one you mentioned or the one where Wilsonā€™s girlfriend dies. But in most day-to-day episodes he does things no doctor would ever do without being litigated to hell and back. All while Cuddy reprimands him with her tits hanging out, which as we all know is how hospital directors typically dress. Not that Iā€™m complaining, I realize itā€™s a fictional show that relies on drama and suspension of disbelief to be interesting.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Be Like, Doctor, and Fucking: @Dr_Sweets23
 House was a weird show. Patients
 would be rushed the hospital with
 unexplained fevers and heart
 problems. And House would come in
 like "did you check his asshole for
 toothpicks?" And they'd be like
 "damn u right."
 8/4/18, 1:43 PM
 13.6K Retweets 39.9K Likes
hst3000:
libertarirynn:

skepticphantom:

libertarirynn:

melonmemes:

Nothin gets past Houseāœ‹šŸ½šŸš«

I love that there are people sharing this who might not realize there is literally an episode where a fucking toothpick was the culprit. 

On the flip side of that example I remember an episode where House was convinced a womans condition was being caused by a tick, but repeated searches of her body found none, until towards the end of the episode where he was like ā€œtheres one place we havnt looked..ā€ and he pulled out a tick hanging around her snatch.

Didnā€™t he basically steal that patient and snatch the bug out of her cootch when they were trapped in an elevator together? The only reason he didnā€™t get charged with sexual assault, have his medical license set ablaze, and get locked in jail for the rest of his life was because it happened to be the right guess and House rarely faces any sort of serious consequences for utterly outrageous behavior šŸ˜‚

Thereā€™s actually an entire episodes that revolves around the consequences of letting him do that sort of stuff because heā€™s usually right. Cuddy almost lets a suicidally depressed man whoā€™s basically locked into his body go without treatment to drive that in to House.
Thatā€™s why I said ā€œrarelyā€œ. There are some episodes that go for high drama, like the one you mentioned or the one where Wilsonā€™s girlfriend dies. But in most day-to-day episodes he does things no doctor would ever do without being litigated to hell and back. All while Cuddy reprimands him with her tits hanging out, which as we all know is how hospital directors typically dress. Not that Iā€™m complaining, I realize itā€™s a fictional show that relies on drama and suspension of disbelief to be interesting.
                
            

            
            
hst3000:
libertarirynn:

skepticphantom:

libertarirynn:

melonmemes:

Nothin gets past Houseāœ‹šŸ½šŸš«

I love that there are people sharing this ...