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helping: katanasonata: it’s too hot outsidegot ice cream, hoped it would helpdon’t think it’s helping
helping: katanasonata:

it’s too hot outsidegot ice cream, hoped it would helpdon’t think it’s helping

katanasonata: it’s too hot outsidegot ice cream, hoped it would helpdon’t think it’s helping

helping: Dog helping owner (via)
helping: Dog helping owner (via)

Dog helping owner (via)

helping: positive-memes:Helping me fit in
helping: positive-memes:Helping me fit in

positive-memes:Helping me fit in

helping: Helping me fit in
helping: Helping me fit in

Helping me fit in

helping: bro helping bro
helping: bro helping bro

bro helping bro

helping: Helping Redditors
helping: Helping Redditors

Helping Redditors

helping: Helping out a flipped turtle (via)
helping: Helping out a flipped turtle (via)

Helping out a flipped turtle (via)

helping: Thanks tinder for helping 2 dorks find love in the unlikeliest place. Just over 1 year since we met!
helping: Thanks tinder for helping 2 dorks find love in the unlikeliest place. Just over 1 year since we met!

Thanks tinder for helping 2 dorks find love in the unlikeliest place. Just over 1 year since we met!

helping: relyonloveonceinawhile: whoopsrobots: equilateralwaffle: kotsuso: sophygurl: blindly-nostalgic: itseasytoremember: itseasytoremember: itseasytoremember: itseasytoremember: every day the same telemarketing company calls us. I’ve asked to be taken off their calling list, I’ve tried to be civil, I’ve even tried to not answer the phone, yet they’ll keep calling. So now I’ve resorted to making the phones calls as annoying as possible for them. Today I asked the person to hold while I got a pen and paper. As of now, they’ve been waiting 45 minutes. Update: I just asked him if he was still there, then when he said yes i told him i had found a pen but no paper, but that i’m still looking. It’s been an hour. I HAVE LITERALLY BEEN ON TUMBLR AND YOUTUBE WHILE THIS GUY WAITS. IT’S BEEN ALMOST AN HOUR AND A HALF Update: After an hour and 35 minutes I told him that i had found paper, but my pen was dead. He hung up. Ah well, i’ll just do it again tomorrow! You are the future As a former telemarketer, I can tell you that the only reason that guy hung on the line for so long was because he didn’t really want to make any more calls anyway and was probably reading a book or chatting with friends while you pretended to find paper and pen. He was enjoying your mischief as much, if not more, than you were. You literally gave this guy an acceptable reason to take an hour and a half break. You are his hero. He likely only finally hung up because it was officially his break time anyway. He probably told all his co-workers about your call and they’ll be laughing about it for weeks. Holy shit, is this a happy ending to a post where everybody actually wins? ACTUALLY YES because according to parental unit number one, telemarketers get paid by how long they’re on the phone with someone. so you were literally helping this friend get paid by doing absolutely shit vive la resistance Chaotic Good
helping: relyonloveonceinawhile:
whoopsrobots:

equilateralwaffle:

kotsuso:

sophygurl:

blindly-nostalgic:

itseasytoremember:

itseasytoremember:

itseasytoremember:

itseasytoremember:

every day the same telemarketing company calls us. I’ve asked to be taken off their calling list, I’ve tried to be civil, I’ve even tried to not answer the phone, yet they’ll keep calling. So now I’ve resorted to making the phones calls as annoying as possible for them.
Today I asked the person to hold while I got a pen and paper. As of now, they’ve been waiting 45 minutes.

Update:
I just asked him if he was still there, then when he said yes i told him i had found a pen but no paper, but that i’m still looking. It’s been an hour.

I HAVE LITERALLY BEEN ON TUMBLR AND YOUTUBE WHILE THIS GUY WAITS. IT’S BEEN ALMOST AN HOUR AND A HALF

Update:
After an hour and 35 minutes I told him that i had found paper, but my pen was dead. He hung up. Ah well, i’ll just do it again tomorrow!

You are the future

As a former telemarketer, I can tell you that the only reason that guy hung on the line for so long was because he didn’t really want to make any more calls anyway and was probably reading a book or chatting with friends while you pretended to find paper and pen. He was enjoying your mischief as much, if not more, than you were. You literally gave this guy an acceptable reason to take an hour and a half break. You are his hero. He likely only finally hung up because it was officially his break time anyway. He probably told all his co-workers about your call and they’ll be laughing about it for weeks.

Holy shit, is this a happy ending to a post where everybody actually wins?

ACTUALLY YES because according to parental unit number one, telemarketers get paid by how long they’re on the phone with someone. so you were literally helping this friend get paid by doing absolutely shit

vive la resistance

Chaotic Good

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helping: awesomacious: Helping is good
helping: awesomacious:

Helping is good

awesomacious: Helping is good

helping: Look at me I’m helping..Submission: @pepe_the_golden
helping: Look at me I’m helping..Submission: @pepe_the_golden

Look at me I’m helping..Submission: @pepe_the_golden

helping: feniczoroark: solaredarisen: cockyroaches: firelxdykatara: an-ace-up-your-sleeve: chrisflemingslegs: mythosphere: Victor Frankenstein: I’ve created life but I refuse to put any effort into helping that life develop. I won’t teach him, love him, or defend him even though I forced him into existence with a fully operational adult brain lol. Peace, bitch. The Monster: Am Eloquent Baby Boomers: He’S NOt thE ViCtIM, HE’s tHe MOnsTEr An ironic parallel considering the idea of “tough love” parenting that plenty of boomers like to use. If they buy into the idea that their kids just have to toughen up and face the real world without guidance or emotional support, I’m sure it does scare them to read a story where someone who wasn’t given any support began to resent their creator and turn on them. it’s like that post that’s like ‘knowledge is knowing that frankenstein is the doctor; wisdom is knowing that frankenstein is the monster’. like the whole point of the post is that frankenstein’s monster is a victim of viktor frankenstein’s own monstrosity. mary shelley did not lose her virginity on her mother’s grave just for people to misunderstand her best known work over a century later. Her dad is the person who started Anarchy so.. Also consider that “The Sun” is a newspaper that is famous for blaming disaster on the victims/lying. See: Hillsborough disaster
helping: feniczoroark:

solaredarisen:

cockyroaches:

firelxdykatara:

an-ace-up-your-sleeve:

chrisflemingslegs:

mythosphere:


Victor Frankenstein: I’ve created life but I refuse to put any effort into helping that life develop. I won’t teach him, love him, or defend him even though I forced him into existence with a fully operational adult brain lol. Peace, bitch.
The Monster: Am Eloquent Baby
Boomers: He’S NOt thE ViCtIM, HE’s tHe MOnsTEr



An ironic parallel considering the idea of “tough love” parenting that plenty of boomers like to use. If they buy into the idea that their kids just have to toughen up and face the real world without guidance or emotional support, I’m sure it does scare them to read a story where someone who wasn’t given any support began to resent their creator and turn on them. 

it’s like that post that’s like ‘knowledge is knowing that frankenstein is the doctor; wisdom is knowing that frankenstein is the monster’. like the whole point of the post is that frankenstein’s monster is a victim of viktor frankenstein’s own monstrosity.
mary shelley did not lose her virginity on her mother’s grave just for people to misunderstand her best known work over a century later.




Her dad is the person who started Anarchy so..


Also consider that “The Sun” is a newspaper that is famous for blaming disaster on the victims/lying. See: Hillsborough disaster

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helping: awesomacious: Helping is good
helping: awesomacious:

Helping is good

awesomacious: Helping is good

helping: Helping my teammates remember what day of the week it is.
helping: Helping my teammates remember what day of the week it is.

Helping my teammates remember what day of the week it is.

helping: randomslasher: seek-strength: geekinallitsglory: sashaalexanderisalesbianatheart: judgingitsilently: krazieleylines: typicalpony: How awesome does this sound though. You get infinite money and once a week you get to take a child to a candy store or toys or us or somewhere they love and buy them as much they want this would be fun given the kid wasn’t a brat. There is no downside to this at all This is the best, because it says A CHILD, not your child, so I could pick one of the really poor kids on the streets and go “Your life is going to change right now”, and I could buy everything their family might need, along with a house, a food supply, toys, clothes, and everything they never had the chance to have before. And the best thing is that I could do this with lots of children, and not just one. I could give a lot of children in need a full week of Christmas basically and maybe give them a chance to have a different life. That would be great. Bless u ^ humanity still exists.  Plus depending on how you define “child”, you could be helping highschool students who are struggling with application fines and even pay for college tuition, room and board, or books Bless this post and you kind hearted people. AND it says “AT LEAST” one week a month so you don’t have to stop at just one week, you could do this literally every day. And it doesn’t say it has to be the same child the whole week so you could easily pick one child each day, ‘cause let’s face it you could probably take care of most everything in that one day and spread your child-helping ability even further. 
helping: randomslasher:

seek-strength:
geekinallitsglory:

sashaalexanderisalesbianatheart:

judgingitsilently:

krazieleylines:

typicalpony:

How awesome does this sound though. You get infinite money and once a week you get to take a child to a candy store or toys or us or somewhere they love and buy them as much they want this would be fun given the kid wasn’t a brat.

There is no downside to this at all

This is the best, because it says A CHILD, not your child, so I could pick one of the really poor kids on the streets and go “Your life is going to change right now”, and I could buy everything their family might need, along with a house, a food supply, toys, clothes, and everything they never had the chance to have before. And the best thing is that I could do this with lots of children, and not just one. I could give a lot of children in need a full week of Christmas basically and maybe give them a chance to have a different life. That would be great.

Bless u ^ humanity still exists. 

Plus depending on how you define “child”, you could be helping highschool students who are struggling with application fines and even pay for college tuition, room and board, or books


Bless this post and you kind hearted people.

AND it says “AT LEAST” one week a month so you don’t have to stop at just one week, you could do this literally every day. And it doesn’t say it has to be the same child the whole week so you could easily pick one child each day, ‘cause let’s face it you could probably take care of most everything in that one day and spread your child-helping ability even further. 

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helping: helping out an old woman <3
helping: helping out an old woman <3

helping out an old woman <3

helping: Helping is good
helping: Helping is good

Helping is good

helping: I’m helping too!
helping: I’m helping too!

I’m helping too!

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helping: ultrafacts:
Source: [x]
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ultrafacts: Source: [x] Click HERE for more facts!

helping: Therapy ain’t helping bro
helping: Therapy ain’t helping bro

Therapy ain’t helping bro

helping: They are helping nations. The real good guys by Jetty_Boy MORE MEMES
helping: They are helping nations. The real good guys by Jetty_Boy
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They are helping nations. The real good guys by Jetty_Boy MORE MEMES

helping: They are helping nations. The real good guys
helping: They are helping nations. The real good guys

They are helping nations. The real good guys

helping: Helping is good
helping: Helping is good

Helping is good

helping: I’m helping too!
helping: I’m helping too!

I’m helping too!

helping: awesomacious: Helping eachother out [Oc]
helping: awesomacious:

Helping eachother out [Oc]

awesomacious: Helping eachother out [Oc]

helping: I’m helping!
helping: I’m helping!

I’m helping!

helping: Helping eachother out [Oc]
helping: Helping eachother out [Oc]

Helping eachother out [Oc]

helping: motherhenna: shoutout to @bisexualcaravaggio for helping me find the original image so I could make this
helping: motherhenna:

shoutout to @bisexualcaravaggio for helping me find the original image so I could make this

motherhenna: shoutout to @bisexualcaravaggio for helping me find the original image so I could make this

helping: Helping eachother out [Oc]
helping: Helping eachother out [Oc]

Helping eachother out [Oc]

helping: So I was at the shelter helping my mom find a dog
helping: So I was at the shelter helping my mom find a dog

So I was at the shelter helping my mom find a dog

helping: Always lend a helping hand
helping: Always lend a helping hand

Always lend a helping hand

helping: A helping hand
helping: A helping hand

A helping hand

helping: A helping hand by -K-C- MORE MEMES
helping: A helping hand by -K-C-
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A helping hand by -K-C- MORE MEMES

helping: Helping a friend get cleaned up for a yard sale and found this
helping: Helping a friend get cleaned up for a yard sale and found this

Helping a friend get cleaned up for a yard sale and found this

helping: If this isn’t true, I don’t know what is. Like you’re not HELPING!! by AStarRiver MORE MEMES
helping: If this isn’t true, I don’t know what is. Like you’re not HELPING!! by AStarRiver
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If this isn’t true, I don’t know what is. Like you’re not HELPING!! by AStarRiver MORE MEMES

helping: After helping with a project at our house, my dad accidentally took my husband’s drill bit home in his pocket. We asked he just put it somewhere safe until the next time we see him…he obliged.
helping: After helping with a project at our house, my dad accidentally took my husband’s drill bit home in his pocket. We asked he just put it somewhere safe until the next time we see him…he obliged.

After helping with a project at our house, my dad accidentally took my husband’s drill bit home in his pocket. We asked he just put it so...

helping: Let’s get a moment of respect for this man who gave up his life helping the sick.
helping: Let’s get a moment of respect for this man who gave up his life helping the sick.

Let’s get a moment of respect for this man who gave up his life helping the sick.

helping: doggos-with-jobs:SCIENCEBOYE helping to save endangered species
helping: doggos-with-jobs:SCIENCEBOYE helping to save endangered species

doggos-with-jobs:SCIENCEBOYE helping to save endangered species

helping: awesomacious: A helping hand [OC]
helping: awesomacious:

A helping hand [OC]

awesomacious: A helping hand [OC]