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7-Eleven, A Dream, and Basketball: 221biotchplease: leaveittotegan: lumnie: chemisquid: dippersballoon: I saw an opportunity and I took it This is what they mean when they say life flashes before your eyes as you die For those wondering, the song is ”Mr. Blue Sky” by ELO. Perhaps someone beat me to it, but here are ALL of the featured vines, in order of appearance: I won’t hesitate bitch Hi my name is Tre and I have a basketball game tomorrow Whaddup, I’m Jared I’m 19 and I never fucking learned how 2 read Kermit the Frog jumps off building Fr e sh a voca do back at it again at Krispy Kreme There is only one thing worse than a rapist Club Jam (yes a really good book) At least the taco was free I am the Sand Guardian, guardian of the sand Grandma loves ping pong too much If your name is Junior Welcome to Target I’m just cooking pizza Cole Sprouse dress-up game On all levels except physical, I am a Wolf Kid hits ceiling of gym with rope (breaking free) Kid smacked by fly swatter Fuck it up Kenneth (my boy going to school) Um I’m not finished (Tyler the Creator) WE’RE BREAKING FREE SAIL I’m Squidward So I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my tiddies So no head? (breaking skateboard) Actually, Megan (I can’t sit anywhere) No off topic questions (Chris Christie) What the fuck, Richard Drop it like it’s hot (its just luke) Bored as shiiiiii Liberian accent (plasma globe) New haircut (Parker Kit Hill) Summertime sadness (chicken) More like hurricane TORTILLA I got an a-bor-tion All Around the World (TheJasminator) When there’s a cutie next to you at a red light Snake licks lollipop Accept yourself, love yourself Be whatever you wanna be Don’t touch Zac’s music (LENARR) Whoever threw that paper, your mom’s a ho Can I please get a waffle? Turn off the flash you fucking moron (Star Wars) Ebony Jenkins (shut up!) Kevin, watch the light dude Horse meditation A girl a dream a clothing hanger Is that a weed? (911 microwave) Helium balloons (floating car) Fireplace fairy I’m your freestyle dance teacher I can’t believe you’ve done this Which way the Quiznos is Impossible paper toss shot Hemtube (dancing with cat) I nurture my skin (Shaq) Why are you running Happy birthday? Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal (courtroom) Farkle falling Fuck you (soda machine) Squash banana (the branch I was holding broke) Take On Me And now my sock is wet (water gun) All I ever wanted was some motherfuckin guala When there’s too much drama at school Two bros chillin in the Hot Tub What’s your name? (ouija board) Chillary Clinton (chillin in Cedar Rapids) Guy drops slurpee (7-Eleven) Girl scared of convertible car Guy who is self-conscious about his lisp (Rice Krispies Treats) Would you like the spider on your hand? Shopping cart crash We actually have the chip reader now I’M A GIRAFFE Dinner with Zayn Malik (Chihuahua eating spaghetti) I HOPE IT’S HELPFUL TO SOMEONE! Peace ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) this gave me such a warm feeling i legit teared up no joke BEAUTY
7-Eleven, A Dream, and Basketball: 221biotchplease:

leaveittotegan:

lumnie:

chemisquid:

dippersballoon:
I saw an opportunity and I took it
This is what they mean when they say life flashes before your eyes as you die

For those wondering, the song is ”Mr. Blue Sky” by ELO.


Perhaps someone beat me to it, but here are ALL of the featured vines, in order of appearance:

I won’t hesitate bitch

Hi my name is Tre and I have a basketball game tomorrow

Whaddup, I’m Jared I’m 19 and I never fucking learned how 2 read

Kermit the Frog jumps off building

Fr e sh a voca do

back at it again at Krispy Kreme

There is only one thing worse than a rapist

Club Jam (yes a really good book)

At least the taco was free

I am the Sand Guardian, guardian of the sand

Grandma loves ping pong too much

If your name is Junior

Welcome to Target

I’m just cooking pizza

Cole Sprouse dress-up game

On all levels except physical, I am a Wolf

Kid hits ceiling of gym with rope (breaking free)

Kid smacked by fly swatter

Fuck it up Kenneth (my boy going to school)

Um I’m not finished (Tyler the Creator)

WE’RE BREAKING FREE

SAIL

I’m Squidward

So I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my tiddies

So no head? (breaking skateboard)

Actually, Megan (I can’t sit anywhere)

No off topic questions (Chris Christie)

What the fuck, Richard

Drop it like it’s hot (its just luke)

Bored as shiiiiii

Liberian accent (plasma globe)

New haircut (Parker Kit Hill)

Summertime sadness (chicken)

More like hurricane TORTILLA

I got an a-bor-tion

All Around the World (TheJasminator)

When there’s a cutie next to you at a red light

Snake licks lollipop

Accept yourself, love yourself

Be whatever you wanna be

Don’t touch Zac’s music (LENARR)

Whoever threw that paper, your mom’s a ho

Can I please get a waffle?

Turn off the flash you fucking moron (Star Wars)

Ebony Jenkins (shut up!)

Kevin, watch the light dude

Horse meditation
A girl a dream  a clothing hanger

Is that a weed? (911 microwave)

Helium balloons (floating car)

Fireplace fairy

I’m your freestyle dance teacher

I can’t believe you’ve done this

Which way the Quiznos is

Impossible paper toss shot

Hemtube (dancing with cat)

I nurture my skin (Shaq)

Why are you running

Happy birthday?

Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal (courtroom)

Farkle falling

Fuck you (soda machine)

Squash banana (the branch I was holding broke)

Take On Me

And now my sock is wet (water gun)

All I ever wanted was some motherfuckin guala

When there’s too much drama at school

Two bros chillin in the Hot Tub

What’s your name? (ouija board)

Chillary Clinton (chillin in Cedar Rapids)

Guy drops slurpee (7-Eleven)

Girl scared of convertible car

Guy who is self-conscious about his lisp (Rice Krispies Treats)

Would you like the spider on your hand?

Shopping cart crash

We actually have the chip reader now

I’M A GIRAFFE

Dinner with Zayn Malik (Chihuahua eating spaghetti)
I HOPE IT’S HELPFUL TO SOMEONE! Peace ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)



this gave me such a warm feeling i legit teared up no joke

BEAUTY

221biotchplease: leaveittotegan: lumnie: chemisquid: dippersballoon: I saw an opportunity and I took it This is what they mean when they...

Beautiful, Beer, and Craigslist: NEEDED: Generic Father Figure for Backyard BBQ (Spokane) 6 fflehoneubee.com To interested individuals, We will be throwing a backyard BBQ on June 17th to celebrate beer and each other. We range in age from 21-26, and while most of us know how to operate a grill, none of us are prepared to fill the role of "BBQ Dad" That being said, we are in need of a generic father figure from 4PM to about 8PM (though you may stay the full duration of the party). Duties include: Grilling hamburgers and hotdogs (whilst drinking beer Bringing your own grill (though this is subject to change. We will provide all of the meat) Refer to all attendees as "Big Guy', "Chief", "Sport" "Champ" etc. (whilst drinking beer) Talk about dad things, like lawnmowers, building your own deck, Jimmy Buffet, etc. Funny anecdotes are highly encouraged. All whilst drinking beer. Desired experience: A minimum of 18 vears experience as a father A minimum of 10 years grilling experience An appreciation of a nice, cold beer on a hot summer We can't pay you in money, BUT we can give you all the food and cold beer vour heart desires. Grill for a few hours, then sit back and crack open a few cold ones with the boys. THIS IS A REAL AD. Do not hesitate to call if you are interested. Preference will be given to applicants named Bill, Randy, or Dave captainrogerss: asexual-not-asexual-detective: drunp: this is peak Craigslist Beautiful and wholesome Omg it really did happen tho 😭👏 https://www.distractify.com/humor/2018/06/05/ZnAVyw/craigslist-bbq-dad-ad
Beautiful, Beer, and Craigslist: NEEDED: Generic Father Figure
 for Backyard BBQ (Spokane) 6
 fflehoneubee.com
 To interested individuals,
 We will be throwing a backyard BBQ on June 17th to
 celebrate beer and each other. We range in age from
 21-26, and while most of us know how to operate a
 grill, none of us are prepared to fill the role of "BBQ
 Dad" That being said, we are in need of a generic
 father figure from 4PM to about 8PM (though you may
 stay the full duration of the party). Duties include:

 Grilling hamburgers and hotdogs (whilst drinking
 beer
 Bringing your own grill (though this is subject to
 change. We will provide all of the meat)
 Refer to all attendees as "Big Guy', "Chief", "Sport"
 "Champ" etc. (whilst drinking beer)
 Talk about dad things, like lawnmowers, building
 your own deck, Jimmy Buffet, etc. Funny anecdotes
 are highly encouraged. All whilst drinking beer.
 Desired experience:
 A minimum of 18 vears experience as a father
 A minimum of 10 years grilling experience
 An appreciation of a nice, cold beer on a hot summer
 We can't pay you in money, BUT we can give you all
 the food and cold beer vour heart desires. Grill for a
 few hours, then sit back and crack open a few cold
 ones with the boys.
 THIS IS A REAL AD. Do not hesitate to call if you are
 interested. Preference will be given to applicants
 named Bill, Randy, or Dave
captainrogerss:


asexual-not-asexual-detective:


drunp:
this is peak Craigslist

Beautiful and wholesome


Omg it really did happen tho 😭👏
https://www.distractify.com/humor/2018/06/05/ZnAVyw/craigslist-bbq-dad-ad

captainrogerss: asexual-not-asexual-detective: drunp: this is peak Craigslist Beautiful and wholesome Omg it really did happen tho 😭👏...

Anaconda, Ass, and Bitch: Eddie Baby Messy Disaster Bisexual Certified Sweaty Boi Parasite TM Annie With The Good Hair Extremely Chaotic Gay Fuck the police Sex Icon Jealous Bitch Distinguished Bi DESERVED BETTER Boss Ass Bitch Dumped in the trash and hit by a car, but this pigeon isn't giving up Monster Fucker Extrordinaire Funnier than people give him credit for DTF: Down To Fight Hair and makeup on point Just wants a nap Stressed Looks like an asshole, actually a sweetheart Chocoholic Mmm Watcha Say Nervous Lesbian Also Deserved Better Loves her kids Will probably hesitate, bitch Diet Elon Musk The worst straight person you know -100% got "friendzoned" in high school Dr. Dan Functional Ace Will love and support you Everyone hates him even though he Actually makes some pretty valid points about how much humans suck??? did nothing wrong Mom Friend Probably Polyam Probably has more coffee than blood Stone Cold Bitch .Thinks he's smarter/more intersting than he is, actually just an asshole Terrible Liar Seriously, y'all are sleeping on my man Dan Lewis, wtf imagine-venom: thirsty-venom-posts: zeddpool: Tag yourself, I’m Dr. Dan and Eddie Baby (Bonus points if you caught the Monty Python reference) Edit: Realised I’d gotten Dan surname wrong, oops Oh god I’m Annie With The Good Hair can’t believe I’m going to expose myself like this but I am the parasite. mmmmMMMMMM
Anaconda, Ass, and Bitch: Eddie Baby
 Messy Disaster Bisexual
 Certified Sweaty Boi
 Parasite TM
 Annie With The Good Hair
 Extremely Chaotic Gay
 Fuck the police
 Sex Icon
 Jealous Bitch
 Distinguished Bi
 DESERVED BETTER
 Boss Ass Bitch
 Dumped in the trash and hit by a car, but this
 pigeon isn't giving up
 Monster Fucker Extrordinaire
 Funnier than people give him credit for
 DTF: Down To Fight
 Hair and makeup on point
 Just wants a nap
 Stressed
 Looks like an asshole, actually a sweetheart
 Chocoholic
 Mmm Watcha Say
 Nervous Lesbian
 Also Deserved Better
 Loves her kids
 Will probably hesitate, bitch
 Diet Elon Musk
 The worst straight person you know
 -100% got "friendzoned" in high school
 Dr. Dan
 Functional Ace
 Will love and support you
 Everyone hates him even though he
 Actually makes some pretty valid points about
 how much humans suck???
 did nothing wrong
 Mom Friend
 Probably Polyam
 Probably has more
 coffee than blood
 Stone Cold Bitch
 .Thinks he's smarter/more intersting than
 he is, actually just an asshole
 Terrible Liar
 Seriously, y'all are sleeping on my
 man Dan Lewis, wtf
imagine-venom:
thirsty-venom-posts:

zeddpool:


Tag yourself, I’m Dr. Dan and Eddie Baby

(Bonus points if you caught the Monty Python reference)

Edit: Realised I’d gotten Dan surname wrong, oops


Oh god I’m Annie With The Good Hair

can’t believe I’m going to expose myself like this but I am the parasite.
mmmmMMMMMM

imagine-venom: thirsty-venom-posts: zeddpool: Tag yourself, I’m Dr. Dan and Eddie Baby (Bonus points if you caught the Monty Python refe...

Comfortable, Instagram, and Makeup: BRIGHTJOON'S ERASER MUSTARD 3121 GIVEAWAY <p><a href="http://brightjoon.tumblr.com/post/175388608486/as-some-of-you-know-i-recently-went-on-a-month" class="tumblr_blog">brightjoon</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>as some of you know, i recently went on a month long trip to china/korea in june, so i picked up some bt21/bts items for a giveaway! <b>THERE WILL BE TWO WINNERS</b> and the packages you can win are:</p> <h2><b>YOUNG FOREVER/album package</b></h2> <ul><li>one (1) copy of YOUNG FOREVER NIGHT VER. including 2 CDs, 1 polaroid photocard, photobook, and folded poster<br/></li> <ul><li>if you already have this album, you may choose any other BTS album to replace it with</li></ul><li>one (1) bt21 CHIMMY folder</li> <li>one (1) roll of COOKY washi tape</li> <li>one (1) sheet of bt21 RJ “point” face mask</li> <li>set of mystery BTS photocards</li> </ul><figure data-orig-width="1080" data-orig-height="824" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b5b47e89f148611c83aa99507409db57/tumblr_inline_pb2lw93dzU1uad2vj_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="1080" data-orig-height="824"/></figure><h2><b>FACE CARE package</b></h2> <ul><li>one (1) bt21 COOKY + SHOOKY folder<br/></li> <li>one (1) roll of SHOOKY washi tape</li> <li>set of 30 seokjin solo photocards</li> <li>one (1) sheet of bt21 RJ “point” face mask<br/></li> <li>two (2) innisfree sheet masks (bija, strawberry)</li> <li>one (1) etude house “blooming floral” silky hair oil sample</li> <li>one (1) etude house makeup remover sheet</li> <li>one (1) etude house sheet mask (olive)</li> <li>one (1) nature republic sheet mask (aloe)</li> </ul><figure data-orig-width="1082" data-orig-height="826" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2ec5d0747435ac8e71381fcfd5eca92b/tumblr_inline_pb2lwh3Wp91uad2vj_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="1082" data-orig-height="826"/></figure><p><i>(sorry there aren’t any mang or koya items, as the merch i bought for hyung characters in kr are now swallowed up by my big hyung loving heart)</i></p> <h2><b>RULES</b></h2> <h2><b>❗️❗️❗️NO SOLO OR OT6/OT5/OT3/ETC STANS MAY WIN THIS GIVEAWAY ❗️❗️❗️</b></h2> <ul><li>this giveaway is <b>open to both main blogs and sideblogs</b> </li></ul><ul><ul><li>content must mostly be bts, as this is a bts/bt21 giveaway!</li></ul></ul><ul><li> <b>must be following me</b> on tumblr as this is meant for my followers n mutuals.</li> <ul><li> <i>optional</i>: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/jess.pava/">check out my instagram!</a> </li></ul><li><b>reblog this post</b></li> <li> <b><a href="https://jesspava.typeform.com/to/Y88J2L">complete this typeform</a></b><br/></li> <ul><li>remember to reblog the original post &amp; fill out this form completely or your submission/application number will not be generated.</li></ul><li>giveaway ends <b>july 15th 6pm PST</b><br/></li> <ul><li>upon closing, typeform will randomly choose TWO responses to this survey, which means i am not responsible for picking the winners. this is the fairest way for me to run the giveaway.</li></ul><li>i will privately message both winners via tumblr and email asking for an <b>address</b> and <b>postage name (MUST be first and last)</b>. therefore, <b>you must be over 18 to enter</b> or comfortable sharing this information with me.<br/></li> <ul><li>if the first two winners do not reply within 48 hours of the giveaway ending, i will choose new winners</li></ul><li>the giveaway is <b>open internationally</b> </li> <li>don’t hesitate to message me w any questions you have!<br/></li> </ul><p>additional pictures of products below</p> <p><a href="http://brightjoon.tumblr.com/post/175388608486/as-some-of-you-know-i-recently-went-on-a-month" class="tmblr-truncated-link read_more">Keep reading</a></p></blockquote>
Comfortable, Instagram, and Makeup: BRIGHTJOON'S
 ERASER
 MUSTARD
 3121 GIVEAWAY
<p><a href="http://brightjoon.tumblr.com/post/175388608486/as-some-of-you-know-i-recently-went-on-a-month" class="tumblr_blog">brightjoon</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>as some of you know, i recently went on a month long trip to china/korea in june, so i picked up some bt21/bts items for a giveaway! <b>THERE WILL BE TWO WINNERS</b> and the packages you can win are:</p>
<h2><b>YOUNG FOREVER/album package</b></h2>
<ul><li>one (1) copy of YOUNG FOREVER NIGHT VER. including 2 CDs, 1 polaroid photocard, photobook, and folded poster<br/></li>
<ul><li>if you already have this album, you may choose any other BTS album to replace it with</li></ul><li>one (1) bt21 CHIMMY folder</li>
<li>one (1) roll of COOKY washi tape</li>
<li>one (1) sheet of bt21 RJ “point” face mask</li>
<li>set of mystery BTS photocards</li>
</ul><figure data-orig-width="1080" data-orig-height="824" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b5b47e89f148611c83aa99507409db57/tumblr_inline_pb2lw93dzU1uad2vj_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="1080" data-orig-height="824"/></figure><h2><b>FACE CARE package</b></h2>
<ul><li>one (1) bt21 COOKY + SHOOKY folder<br/></li>
<li>one (1) roll of SHOOKY washi tape</li>
<li>set of 30 seokjin solo photocards</li>
<li>one (1) sheet of bt21 RJ “point” face mask<br/></li>
<li>two (2) innisfree sheet masks (bija, strawberry)</li>
<li>one (1) etude house “blooming floral” silky hair oil sample</li>
<li>one (1) etude house makeup remover sheet</li>
<li>one (1) etude house sheet mask (olive)</li>
<li>one (1) nature republic sheet mask (aloe)</li>
</ul><figure data-orig-width="1082" data-orig-height="826" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2ec5d0747435ac8e71381fcfd5eca92b/tumblr_inline_pb2lwh3Wp91uad2vj_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="1082" data-orig-height="826"/></figure><p><i>(sorry there aren’t any mang or koya items, as the merch i bought for hyung characters in kr are now swallowed up by my big hyung loving heart)</i></p>
<h2><b>RULES</b></h2>
<h2><b>❗️❗️❗️NO SOLO OR OT6/OT5/OT3/ETC STANS MAY WIN THIS GIVEAWAY ❗️❗️❗️</b></h2>
<ul><li>this giveaway is <b>open to both main blogs and sideblogs</b>
</li></ul><ul><ul><li>content must mostly be bts, as this is a bts/bt21 giveaway!</li></ul></ul><ul><li>
<b>must be following me</b> on tumblr as this is meant for my followers n mutuals.</li>
<ul><li>
<i>optional</i>: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/jess.pava/">check out my instagram!</a>
</li></ul><li><b>reblog this post</b></li>
<li>
<b><a href="https://jesspava.typeform.com/to/Y88J2L">complete this typeform</a></b><br/></li>
<ul><li>remember to reblog the original post &amp; fill out this form completely or your submission/application number will not be generated.</li></ul><li>giveaway ends <b>july 15th 6pm PST</b><br/></li>
<ul><li>upon closing, typeform will randomly choose TWO responses to this survey, which means i am not responsible for picking the winners. this is the fairest way for me to run the giveaway.</li></ul><li>i will privately message both winners via tumblr and email asking for an <b>address</b> and <b>postage name (MUST be first and last)</b>. therefore, <b>you must be over 18 to enter</b> or comfortable sharing this information with me.<br/></li>
<ul><li>if the first two winners do not reply within 48 hours of the giveaway ending, i will choose new winners</li></ul><li>the giveaway is <b>open internationally</b>
</li>
<li>don’t hesitate to message me w any questions you have!<br/></li>
</ul><p>additional pictures of products below</p> <p><a href="http://brightjoon.tumblr.com/post/175388608486/as-some-of-you-know-i-recently-went-on-a-month" class="tmblr-truncated-link read_more">Keep reading</a></p></blockquote>

<p><a href="http://brightjoon.tumblr.com/post/175388608486/as-some-of-you-know-i-recently-went-on-a-month" class="tumblr_blog">brightjoon</a...

Facebook, Friends, and Hello: What to do if you are witnessing ISlamophobIC A bystander's guide to help the persor harassment n who's being targeted Engage conversation. Go to them, sit beside them and say hello. Try to appear calm, collected and welcoming IGNORE THE ATTACKER Pick a random subject and start discussing it. It can be anything: a movie you liked, the weather, saying you like something they wear and asking where they got it.. THE WEATHER LATELYIS S0 İGNO RED Hl HOW ARE YOU? MY SISTER TOLD ME ABOUT THIS MOVIE Keep building the safe space. Keep eye contact with them and don't acknowledge the attacker's presence : the absence of response from you two wil push them to leave the area shortly Continue the conversation until the attacker leaves & escort them to a safe place if necessary. Bring them to a neutral area where they can recollect themselves; respect their wishes if they tell you they're ok and just want to go 2 This guide was written & illustrated by Maeril | @itsmaeril Translated in English for The Middle Eastern Feminist maeril: Hi everyone! This is an illustrated guide I made as part of my co-admining work at The Middle Eastern Feminist on Facebook! It will be published there shortly. The technique that is displayed here is a genuine one used in psychology - I forgot the name and couldn’t find it again so if you know about it, feel free to tell me!Some could say: “Yes but you can use that technique for instances of harassment other than Islamophobic attacks!”, and my reply is: Sure! Please do so, it also works for other “types” of harassment of a lone person in a public space!! However I’m focusing on protecting Muslims here, as they have been very specific targets lately, and as a French Middle Eastern woman, I wanted to try and do something to raise awareness on how to help when such things happen before our eyes - that way one cannot say they “didn’t know what to do”! I’d like to insist on two things: 1) Do not, in any way, interact with the attacker. You must absolutely ignore them and focus entirely on the person being attacked! 2) Please make sure to always respect the wishes of the person you’re helping: whether they want you to leave quickly afterwards, or not! If you’re in a hurry escort them to a place where someone else can take over - call one of their friends, or one of yours, of if they want to, the police. It all depends on how they feel! For my fellow French-speakers: I will translate it in French and post it on my page as soon as I can :)Please don’t hesitate to share this guide as it could push a lot of people to overcome bystander syndrome!!Lots of love and stay safe! PS: I you repost this cartoon of mine on twitter or instagram, please add me in the post so I can see it, with @itsmaeril :)
Facebook, Friends, and Hello: What to do
 if you are witnessing ISlamophobIC
 A bystander's guide to help
 the persor
 harassment
 n who's being targeted
 Engage conversation.
 Go to them, sit beside them and say hello.
 Try to appear calm, collected and welcoming
 IGNORE THE ATTACKER
 Pick a random subject and
 start discussing it.
 It can be anything: a movie you liked,
 the weather, saying you like something
 they wear and asking where they got it..
 THE WEATHER
 LATELYIS S0
 İGNO
 RED
 Hl
 HOW ARE YOU?
 MY SISTER TOLD
 ME ABOUT THIS MOVIE
 Keep building the safe space.
 Keep eye contact with them and don't
 acknowledge the attacker's presence : the
 absence of response from you two wil
 push them to leave the area shortly
 Continue the conversation until the
 attacker leaves & escort them
 to a safe place if necessary.
 Bring them to a neutral area where they can
 recollect themselves; respect their wishes if
 they tell you they're ok and just want to go
 2
 This guide was written & illustrated by Maeril | @itsmaeril Translated in English for The Middle Eastern Feminist
maeril:
Hi everyone! This is an illustrated guide I made as part of my co-admining work at The Middle Eastern Feminist on Facebook! It will be published there shortly. The technique that is displayed here is a genuine one used in psychology - I forgot the name and couldn’t find it again so if you know about it, feel free to tell me!Some could say: “Yes but you can use that technique for instances of harassment other than Islamophobic attacks!”, and my reply is: Sure! Please do so, it also works for other “types” of harassment of a lone person in a public space!! However I’m focusing on protecting Muslims here, as they have been very specific targets lately, and as a French Middle Eastern woman, I wanted to try and do something to raise awareness on how to help when such things happen before our eyes - that way one cannot say they “didn’t know what to do”! I’d like to insist on two things: 1) Do not, in any way, interact with the attacker. You must absolutely ignore them and focus entirely on the person being attacked! 2) Please make sure to always respect the wishes of the person you’re helping: whether they want you to leave quickly afterwards, or not! If you’re in a hurry escort them to a place where someone else can take over - call one of their friends, or one of yours, of if they want to, the police. It all depends on how they feel! For my fellow French-speakers: I will translate it in French and post it on my page as soon as I can :)Please don’t hesitate to share this guide as it could push a lot of people to overcome bystander syndrome!!Lots of love and stay safe!
PS: I you repost this cartoon of mine on twitter or instagram, please add me in the post so I can see it, with @itsmaeril :)

maeril: Hi everyone! This is an illustrated guide I made as part of my co-admining work at The Middle Eastern Feminist on Facebook! It will ...

Beer, Craigslist, and Dad: NEEDED: Generic Father Figure for Backyard BBQ (Spokane) 6 fflehoneubee.com To interested individuals, We will be throwing a backyard BBQ on June 17th to celebrate beer and each other. We range in age from 21-26, and while most of us know how to operate a grill, none of us are prepared to fill the role of "BBQ Dad" That being said, we are in need of a generic father figure from 4PM to about 8PM (though you may stay the full duration of the party). Duties include: Grilling hamburgers and hotdogs (whilst drinking beer Bringing your own grill (though this is subject to change. We will provide all of the meat) Refer to all attendees as "Big Guy', "Chief", "Sport" "Champ" etc. (whilst drinking beer) Talk about dad things, like lawnmowers, building your own deck, Jimmy Buffet, etc. Funny anecdotes are highly encouraged. All whilst drinking beer. Desired experience: A minimum of 18 vears experience as a father A minimum of 10 years grilling experience An appreciation of a nice, cold beer on a hot summer We can't pay you in money, BUT we can give you all the food and cold beer vour heart desires. Grill for a few hours, then sit back and crack open a few cold ones with the boys. THIS IS A REAL AD. Do not hesitate to call if you are interested. Preference will be given to applicants named Bill, Randy, or Dave <p><a href="http://friendly-neighborhood-patriarch.tumblr.com/post/170766193952/luv3horse-silverlightpony-drunp-this-is" class="tumblr_blog">friendly-neighborhood-patriarch</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://luv3horse.tumblr.com/post/164653478181/silverlightpony-drunp-this-is-peak-craigslist" class="tumblr_blog">luv3horse</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://silverlightpony.tumblr.com/post/162259709552/drunp-this-is-peak-craigslist-not-only-did-they" class="tumblr_blog">silverlightpony</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://drunp.tumblr.com/post/161376664752/this-is-peak-craigslist" class="tumblr_blog">drunp</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>this is peak Craigslist</p></blockquote> <p>Not only did they get their “BBQ Dad”, they got <i>several</i>. :D<br/><br/><a href="https://thechive.com/2017/06/19/generic-craigslist-dad-comes-through/">https://thechive.com/2017/06/19/generic-craigslist-dad-comes-through/</a></p> </blockquote> <p>HAPPY ENDING YAY</p> </blockquote> <p>Awwww</p> </blockquote>
Beer, Craigslist, and Dad: NEEDED: Generic Father Figure
 for Backyard BBQ (Spokane) 6
 fflehoneubee.com
 To interested individuals,
 We will be throwing a backyard BBQ on June 17th to
 celebrate beer and each other. We range in age from
 21-26, and while most of us know how to operate a
 grill, none of us are prepared to fill the role of "BBQ
 Dad" That being said, we are in need of a generic
 father figure from 4PM to about 8PM (though you may
 stay the full duration of the party). Duties include:

 Grilling hamburgers and hotdogs (whilst drinking
 beer
 Bringing your own grill (though this is subject to
 change. We will provide all of the meat)
 Refer to all attendees as "Big Guy', "Chief", "Sport"
 "Champ" etc. (whilst drinking beer)
 Talk about dad things, like lawnmowers, building
 your own deck, Jimmy Buffet, etc. Funny anecdotes
 are highly encouraged. All whilst drinking beer.
 Desired experience:
 A minimum of 18 vears experience as a father
 A minimum of 10 years grilling experience
 An appreciation of a nice, cold beer on a hot summer
 We can't pay you in money, BUT we can give you all
 the food and cold beer vour heart desires. Grill for a
 few hours, then sit back and crack open a few cold
 ones with the boys.
 THIS IS A REAL AD. Do not hesitate to call if you are
 interested. Preference will be given to applicants
 named Bill, Randy, or Dave
<p><a href="http://friendly-neighborhood-patriarch.tumblr.com/post/170766193952/luv3horse-silverlightpony-drunp-this-is" class="tumblr_blog">friendly-neighborhood-patriarch</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://luv3horse.tumblr.com/post/164653478181/silverlightpony-drunp-this-is-peak-craigslist" class="tumblr_blog">luv3horse</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://silverlightpony.tumblr.com/post/162259709552/drunp-this-is-peak-craigslist-not-only-did-they" class="tumblr_blog">silverlightpony</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="https://drunp.tumblr.com/post/161376664752/this-is-peak-craigslist" class="tumblr_blog">drunp</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>this is peak Craigslist</p></blockquote>
<p>Not only did they get their “BBQ Dad”, they got <i>several</i>.  :D<br/><br/><a href="https://thechive.com/2017/06/19/generic-craigslist-dad-comes-through/">https://thechive.com/2017/06/19/generic-craigslist-dad-comes-through/</a></p>
</blockquote>

<p>HAPPY ENDING YAY</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Awwww</p>
</blockquote>

<p><a href="http://friendly-neighborhood-patriarch.tumblr.com/post/170766193952/luv3horse-silverlightpony-drunp-this-is" class="tumblr_blog"...