🅱️ 25+ Best Memes About Him

Dank, 🤖, and Her: AWAR 1998 2008 20092016 Leo's still avoiding her look ever since she left him to freeze. They both could have fit.

They both could have fit.

Life, Money, and The Matrix: M@thew @TweetPotato314 mugger: *points gun* your money or your life me: sure thing *hands him my id* you got 2 kids and didn't actually understand the matrix mugger: no i mean- me: *already running away* your late for steph's recital Oh snap

Oh snap

Tumblr, Fish, and Hope: Icaught a fish l should we have him for dinner? I hope ou 9uys like spaghettil Clizdimo lizclimo. tumblr.com Having Fish for Dinner

Having Fish for Dinner

Friends, Revenge, and Target: My dog was barking, told him I would take him to the pound. He stooped and looked at me Friend's dog is getting neuter ed todav HE KNoWS Someone's pissed and planning revenge animalsnaps:Dog snaps

animalsnaps:Dog snaps

Alive, Bane, and Batman: Albert Burneko< @AlbertBurneko UNION i think my favorite thing that has ever happened in a movie is when Bane breaks Batman's back, drags him to an underground prison on the other side of the planet, and puts him in a cell with an English-speaking back surgeon 2/19/19, 7:37 PM 83 Retweets 694 Likes Albert Burneko @AlbertBurneko 1h they can spend years and decades infiltrating literally every industry and institution in Gotham but they can't draw up a seating chart for their Weird Tube Jail that keeps Batman away from the one dude on earth who can fix a broken spine with a pile of old ropes UNION 7 O 198 4 Albert Burneko @AlbertBurneko 1h it's none of my business but maybe the next League of Shadows doofus who wants to purge Gotham could just like shoot Batman with a bazooka instead of leaving him alive in his own house or sending him to watch TV in chiropractor prison UNION 8 O 134 Coincidence!

Coincidence!

Target, Tumblr, and Blog: My dog sets her ball on my lap then gives me this face 1st rule of gardening: dig everything Poo, Realized my dog was being a little too quiet at my Uncle's house toda y. Finally found him in my cousin's room. animalsnaps:Dog snaps

animalsnaps:Dog snaps

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Mean, Him, and You: "Timing is everything. Tha you meet at 18 would mean something different to you if you met him at 28." 95

Christmas, Target, and Tumblr: pruausadventcalendar: Day 23 - Buying the Tree by @wandschrankheld The stress gets worst for Roderich on Christmas Eve, but Gilbert is quick to make a fool of himself to try and cheer him up. (It works every time).

pruausadventcalendar: Day 23 - Buying the Tree by @wandschrankheld The stress gets worst for Roderich on Christmas Eve, but Gilbert is quic...

cnn.com, Trump, and Him: CNN CNN @CNN Authorities are searching for a man who's suspected of threatening to shoot President Trump cnn.it/2Pk7HQB ruckin @ruckin_ we haven't seen him 🙈

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Change, All The, and All the Things: A man will leave his 5-10 year relationship, turn around and be in a new relationship and do all the things his ex asked him to do. Stop begging and preaching to men, they hear you. You're not the woman he wants to be with, people change for who they truly want. Perio

Dogs, Happy, and Him: newsflare This dogs paralysed legs haven't stopped him from being happy! 🙌😍

This dogs paralysed legs haven't stopped him from being happy! 🙌😍

Anaconda, Video, and Song: i replayed this song like 1,000,000 times already Antworten . ECl Bill Smith vor 1 Monat 3:24-204 seconds 204 X 1000000- 204000000 seconds 204000000/60 3400000 minutes 3400000/60 56666.7 hours 56666.7 24 2361.2 days 23612/365 6 5 years This video came out last year You sir just lied shame on you DESTRUCTION 100 shame on him

shame on him

Af, Definitely, and Best: He peed on the floor and trie to clean it up himself proudblackconservative Responsible af. 10/10, good doggo. trashgOd You can't be mad at him psychedelicfelon Definitely should give him a treat He did his best!

He did his best!

Dad, Dank, and Break: "You let your boy play with dolls? Aren't you worried it will B5 make him... A good Dad? A good brother? Loving? Empathetic? Kind? Happy? Caring? Enjoy his childhood? Break stereotypes? Just let them play. ❤️ (via Swords and Snoodles)

Just let them play. ❤️ (via Swords and Snoodles)

Teacher, Tumblr, and Blog: BOID SON HAS BEEN STRUGGLING WITH READING VE PRACTICED READING WITH HIM EVERY NIGHT FOR THE PAST 3 MONTHS. TEACHER CONTACTED ME TODAY TO LET ME KNOW THAT MY SON IS NO LONGER BOTTOM OF THE CLASS, AND IS PERFORMING AT THE EXPECTED LEVEL FOR HIS AGE awesomacious: Yes very wholesome

awesomacious: Yes very wholesome

Tumblr, Blog, and Happy: micr alo hopled act andnamed i John Carpenter liked Nick Castle OG Shape @ncastlez 2h We just got a new cat from the pound. We got him to do some killin! Mouse killin'. I've named him MICHAEL MEOWers. Michael chne MEOWers Mye iH scathykitty: it makes me so happy, I had to

scathykitty: it makes me so happy, I had to

Target, Tumblr, and Blog: The neighbors doa loves me The reaction I get when I tell him to get off the chair. It was at this moment Hank regretted asking for a little brother. animalsnaps:Dog snaps

animalsnaps:Dog snaps

College, Dope, and Finance: This is dope! When Shaquille O'neal was drafted into the NBA, he spent the first million that he earned within 30 minutes. O'neal then received a phone call from his banker, who scolded him, and told him that he would end up joining the list of former athletes who ended up broke if the current trend continued. O'neal decided to sharpen up his education on business and finance. He returned to college, completing his Bachelor's degree, followed by his M.B.A, and lastly, his Ed.D. That's right, he is now Dr. Shaquille O'neal. As of today, Shaq is the joint owner of 155 Five Guys Burgers restaurants, 17 Auntie Annie's Pretzels restaurants, 150 car washes, 40 24-hour fitness centers, a shopping center, a movie theater, and several Las Vegas nightclubs. In addition to his business holdings, O'neal still earns $22 million per year (roughly $423,000 per week) from his endorsement deals with Arizona Creme soda, Icy Hot, Gold Bond, Buick, Zales, and at least a half dozen additional corporate sponsors. He is also a studio analyst for TNT. In Shaq's own words, "It is not about how much money you make. The question is are you educated enough to KEEP it." (Charlene Hall)

This is dope! When Shaquille O'neal was drafted into the NBA, he spent the first million that he earned within 30 minutes. O'neal then rece...

Ipad, Target, and Tumblr: Had no idea owls have such long legs I moved today, my cat isn't taking it so well Sometimes I wonder if I spoil the cat, seeing him with his iPad, in his yurt. animalsnaps:Animal snaps

animalsnaps:Animal snaps

Love, Party, and Pizza: Tonight our neighbor Earl threw a pizza party for all the people on our block. He is 95 years old, and is the sweetest, most caring person I've ever met. Though his wife has passed, and his kids and grandkids are grown, he never stops making an effort to love people. Andrew and I have gone out to dinner with him a number of times, and Earl always tells us he can be our "next door grandpa." I've never had a better neighbor. I hope to be half as giving, caring and amazing as him in my lifetime() Mr. Earl’s Neighborhood

Mr. Earl’s Neighborhood

Love, Party, and Pizza: Tonight our neighbor Earl threw a pizza party for all the people on our block. He is 95 years old, and is the sweetest, most caring person I've ever met. Though his wife has passed, and his kids and grandkids are grown, he never stops making an effort to love people. Andrew and I have gone out to dinner with him a number of times, and Earl always tells us he can be our "next door grandpa." I've never had a better neighbor. I hope to be half as giving, caring and amazing as him in my lifetime() Mr. Earl’s Neighborhood via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2DTIszr

Mr. Earl’s Neighborhood via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2DTIszr

Apparently, Blackpeopletwitter, and Fucking: New New @KeepingUpWCutty Follow Deucey's school just called me. Apparently some girl has been bullying him, so he hacked her homework account, deleted al her work, and wrote the wrong answers... HE'S. FUCKING. NINE. I can't even right now 9:45 am 18 Feb 2019 960 Retweets 3,691 Likes A prodigy? (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

A prodigy? (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Dogs, Moms, and Target: Doggosaurus Rex Caught him trying to pickpocket my moms purse Every day I walk my dog, he finds the biggest stick possible to bring as a aift/sac rifice for the 'big dogs animalsnaps:Dog snaps

animalsnaps:Dog snaps

Beard, Girl Memes, and Beards: Convince him to shave his beard.. then tweet. @fuckboysfailures "guys with beards

Tumblr, Blog, and Seal: GF's dog hit warp speed. he looks like we mounted him to the wall Found a loose seal in my bathroom animalsnaps:Dog snaps

animalsnaps:Dog snaps

Target, Tumblr, and Blog: GF's dog hit warp speed. he looks like we mounted him to the wall Found a loose seal in my bathroom animalsnaps:Dog snaps

animalsnaps:Dog snaps

Gym, Beach, and Dress: Not a diet, a lifestyle. Not for him, for me. Not for a day, but everyday. Not to feel good in a dress, but to feel good in my skin. Not for the beach, but for my mind. Not for a competition, but for THE competition I have created for myself, by myself, to become a better version of myself. Every. Single. Day. @doyouevenwomen this one’s for the ladies 🙋‍♀️🙌

@doyouevenwomen this one’s for the ladies 🙋‍♀️🙌

Beach, Dress, and Good: Not a diet, a lifestyle. Not for him, for me. Not for a day, but everyday. Not to feel good in a dress, but to feel good in my skin. Not for the beach, but for my mind. Not for a competition, but for THE competition I have created for myself, by myself, to become a better version of myself. Every. Single. Day. This one’s for the ladies! 🙋‍♀️

This one’s for the ladies! 🙋‍♀️

Fake, Food, and Money: He saw students use money to buy food So he started using leaves to get some food too boredpända.com She's keeping him company boredpanda.com When they keep fake throwing the ball so you just go pick something else up off the ground boredpanda. com animalsnaps:Dog snaps

animalsnaps:Dog snaps

Homie, Marriage, and Gay Marriage: y+ Bro gay marriage is legal now that means if one of my homies is an illegal immigrant then all I gotta do is marry him n he'll get his papers 10:20am 6 Apr 16 143 RETWEETS 185 FAVORITES morethanfags: toocooltobehipster: bro... Not all heroes wear capes... Gotta marry my homie

Gotta marry my homie

Dank, Terry Crews, and Fargo: darret A ordering a new debit card... FARGO 4000 1234 5618 9010 HENRY VELLS VISA darrel . They rejected my request because they said i needed written approval from @terrycrews Can y'all RT or tag him so a girl can save some terrycrews I approve. Signed, Terry Crews

Tumblr, Taxes, and Blog: The more random people you see jogging for no reason the higher the rent is going up 4:43 pm 20 Jul 18 b Like Comment Share 040 5.8K i and 2.1K others shared this er I heard a gunshot coming from my neighbors yard late at night a few weeks after I moved in. I went to check it out. When I approached him he told me he does it once every month or so just to keep the property value and taxes at a reasonable level. I'm used to it now. omghotmemes: The accuracy, the genius, the brilliance of it all

omghotmemes: The accuracy, the genius, the brilliance of it all

How To, How, and Him: i have to kill him idk how to hit on him so he has to die

Homie, Marriage, and Gay Marriage: y+ Bro gay marriage is legal now that means if one of my homies is an illegal immigrant then all I gotta do is marry him n he'll get his papers 10:20am 6 Apr 16 143 RETWEETS 185 FAVORITES morethanfags: toocooltobehipster: bro... Not all heroes wear capes... Gotta marry my homie

Gotta marry my homie

Cute, Jesus, and Love: When your bff meets someone iMessage Today 5:40 PM How'd it go Is he cute Do you have any pics Does he love Jesus When can I meet him Are you gonna tell your parents Are you gonna tell my parents myjesusjam 11 More Christian Memes We Couldn’t Stop Laughing at This Week

11 More Christian Memes We Couldn’t Stop Laughing at This Week

Dank, Football, and Shit: Mancunian Candidate @NotMyAt My nephew is 5 years old & all he does is watch other kids on YouTube playing video games. I asked him politely why don't you play video games yourself? He goes "You watch other people play football why don't you play yourself" Piece of shit. So I fuckin turned off WiFi. Use your adult powers.

Use your adult powers.

Memes, Target, and Terry Crews: darrel h. @DarrelKennedy ordering a new debit card... WELL FARGO LATINUM 4000 1234 5b 18 9010 VISA HENRY VELLS darret k They rejected my request because they said i needed written approval from @terrycrews Can y'all RT or tag him so a girl can save some terrycrews Gterrycrews I approve. Signed, Terry Crews 30-minute-memes: Terry Crews is a national treasure

30-minute-memes: Terry Crews is a national treasure

Weird, Http, and Net: I can't stop thinking about him. I feel so weird and tingly http://iglovequotes.net/

http://iglovequotes.net/

Funny, Smh, and Relatable: Claire @claireenglander My dms with my boyfriend consist of me sending him funny tweets all day long and him never responding smh boys (via: @claire.englander)

smh boys (via: @claire.englander)

Funny, Love, and Run: ordering a new debit card... WELLS FARGO 4000 1234 5b18 901O 2009 0o/00 HENRY VELLS VISA darree They rejected my request because they said i needed written approval from @terrycrews Can y'all RT or tag him so a girl can save some terrycrews eterrycrews I approve. Signed, Terry Crews TERRY CREWS SHOULD RUN FOR PRESIDENT I LOVE HIM. ALSO I NEED THIS CREDIT CARD ITS SOOOO KETOSZN

TERRY CREWS SHOULD RUN FOR PRESIDENT I LOVE HIM. ALSO I NEED THIS CREDIT CARD ITS SOOOO KETOSZN

Terry Crews, Fargo, and Girl: darrel h. @DarrelKennedy ordering a new debit card... WELL FARGO LATINUM 4000 1234 5b 18 9010 VISA HENRY VELLS darret k They rejected my request because they said i needed written approval from @terrycrews Can y'all RT or tag him so a girl can save some terrycrews Gterrycrews I approve. Signed, Terry Crews Terry Crews is a national treasure

Terry Crews is a national treasure

Head, Phone, and Black: A Pretty Big Deal @AİShiaDeal There's a young black guy sitting next to me on this flight.. his phone rang and it said "Baby Doll" I dare him to try to holla and say he's "single" Maayaa @delmiyaa How can someone be minding his busines, you invade his privacy and assume he wants to talk to you T make up a scenario in your head and be offended in advance??? Is everything alright with you dear? HEN You aint all that.

You aint all that.

Tumblr, Blog, and Fish: deathfromabove1989: sapper-in-the-wire: sapper-in-the-wire: GIVE HIM THE FISH Looking at it again I like the torn paper in the background suggesting that the cat busted his way into the room

deathfromabove1989: sapper-in-the-wire: sapper-in-the-wire: GIVE HIM THE FISH Looking at it again I like the torn paper in the background ...

Being Alone, Church, and Energy: AINT PATRICK'S CATHEDRAL... LEAVE ME ALONE! I HAVE TO GET IN THE CHURCH! HAVE TO TALK TO ALONE NOW... M I AM GOD! WIFE GONE... MY OTHER TORN FROM ME By THAT CREATURE... I NEED GUIDANCE! you NEED TO BE PUT AWAY FOR LIFE BROCK! AND THAT IS WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO apprenticenanoswarm: beypride: Eddie fist-fighting cops to get into church and pray is Peak Content he doesn’t have the symbiote with him in this scene. he doesn’t have any powers. and he has laid out SEVEN COPS. the amount of raw idiotic Catholic energy in this panel is supremeMatt Murdock wishes he had anything on Eddie Brock

apprenticenanoswarm: beypride: Eddie fist-fighting cops to get into church and pray is Peak Content he doesn’t have the symbiote with him in...

Deer, Family, and My House: Got some unexpected guests She was looking at the sunglassed and the chips. I was laughing so hard About 30 minutes later, here comes the deer again with her whole family An owl found his way into my house last night. A good friend of mine that liked owls passed away a year ago That was his RC car,fly rod, his picture underneath and the program to his funeral underneath the RC car VOLCANO A gorilla flipped me off So l flipped him off in return He was very offended animalsnaps:Animal snaps

animalsnaps:Animal snaps

Fucking, Taken, and Capitalist: Dans Mon Arbre @DansMonArbre No immigrant has taken a job from a real americant". You were laid off by a capitalist who took advantage of that immigrant to increase his profits, and nothing makes him happier than to hear that you're a fucking idiot who's actually mad at the immigrant and not him. (S)

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Finals, Memes, and Game: HBD Maurice Lucas, remember Game 2 of the '77 Finals? It started when Darryl Dawkins smacked Bobby Gross to the floor. Then sucker punched him. But Lucas came as an Enforcer. Blazers swept the last 4 games and everyone believed Lucas' elbow was the turning point of the series. https://t.co/Xrin36XBFV

HBD Maurice Lucas, remember Game 2 of the '77 Finals? It started when Darryl Dawkins smacked Bobby Gross to the floor. Then sucker punched ...

Family, Funny, and Movie: While watching a movie with a boyfriend's family l fell asleep. In the silence of the film I passed gas so loudly it woke me up- everyone heard it. That young man claimed the fart as his own- that's when I knew he loved me. I married him. Today we celebrate 13 years together. Funny and wholesome at the same time

Funny and wholesome at the same time

Shit, Donuts, and Fuck: @beckstirfry My bf bought some donuts and I took a bite out of every single one just to fuck with him but then he got mad about something else and I'm afraid when he sees the donuts he's gonna lose his shit Imao might as well just eat all the doughnuts to hide the evidence

might as well just eat all the doughnuts to hide the evidence

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