🅱️ 25+ Best Memes About Him

Books, Fucking, and Memes: Jason Heeris & 1247 others @detly A few weeks ago, I tried to literally bore my 3yo to sleep by telling him everything I knew about nuclear and particle physics. It's a fair bit, it was my speciality once. Every night since then, as he's falling asleep, his little voice pipes up: "tell me about atoms daddy." 1:35 13 Sep 19 Twitter Web App kaijuno: runcibility: positive-memes: The best bedtime stories. This is an origin story, right here My mom tried that with astronomy books and now I’m an astrophysicist so get fucking dunked on mom

kaijuno: runcibility: positive-memes: The best bedtime stories. This is an origin story, right here My mom tried that with astronomy boo...

Apparently, Disappointed, and Love: How should I respond to my boss who fired me via email and let him know that I'm very disappointed that he did not have the courtesy to do this face-to-face (we work from different states, but always communicate through video calls)? Semi-retired print journalist, law school refugee Answered Mar 23, 2017 Author has 377 answers and 3.8m answer views Dear Boss, Thought you'd want to know someone has apparently hijacked your email account. The hacker just fired me. Obviously a transparent attempt to make you look like a gutless, spineless, cowardly, sniveling weasel, a cretin lacking the nuts to man up and look his people in the eye while stabbing them in the back. But I'm certain we'll all have a good laugh over this in the morning. Talk to you then Love, Ме

Got, Questions, and Him: GUY OFFERED TO TUTOR ME SPENT MOST OF THE TIMETRYING TO FLIRT WITH ME AND THEN ASKED METO PAY HIM AT THE END We got through like 2 questions in 3 hours

We got through like 2 questions in 3 hours

Pregnant, Tumblr, and Blog: Brooke Gross My dog was very ill near the end of my pregnancy, but he fought it up until I gave birth to my daughter. The last time he showed excitement was when we brought her home from the hospital. He passed away a week later. I don't think he wanted me to go through the grief of losing him while I was pregnant, and I think he also wanted to meet his baby sister. @will ent awesomacious: Wholesome ❤️

awesomacious: Wholesome ❤️

Food, Dog, and Him: My dog trying to convince me to give him a bite of my food

Dumb, Shit, and Quiet: Alexis @alexisclairefit Me: *thinks boyfriend is mad bc he's being very quiet* Me: "whatcha thinking about?" Him: "about how bike tires are made" ???? Ladies we gotta stop worrying what boys are thinking bc 9 times out of 10 it's some dumb shit like this Yup………….

Yup………….

Com, Him, and New: GIVE HIM NO GUIDANCE OR SUPPORT GET NEW HIRE NEW HIRE DOES NOT MEET EXPECTATIONS NEW HIRE DOES NOT MEET EХPЕСTАTIONS imgfilip.com new hire problems

new hire problems

Head, Kentucky, and Sued: Man sues himself and wins A Kentucky man who threw a boomerang that flew back and hit him on the head has sued himself for US$300,000 (HK$2.32 million) and won. Stonks? Stonks?

Stonks?

Crying, Gif, and Target: anon: shownu-what-that-mouf-do: aniitabananita: Big baby crying because I stopped petting him for 2 seconds - Tito boy 😍 at 10 months I would die for him Pet him .. i wont ask you again.

anon: shownu-what-that-mouf-do: aniitabananita: Big baby crying because I stopped petting him for 2 seconds - Tito boy 😍 at 10 months I ...

Tool, Wonder, and All The: meulin-weipon: cityofbadass: Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face? Him Ah, there he is. That motherfucker. What a tool.

Friends, Tumblr, and Thank You: WeRateDogsTM @dog rates This is Duke. He was first elected mayor of Cormorant as a write-in candidate in 2014. In 2016, literally everyone in the village voted for him. Duke passed away last week at the age of 13. He served with great honor and fluffy passion, and has been awarded the very rare 15/10 CORMORANT VILLAGE "Where Friends Gather ESTABLISHED 1874 awesomacious: Great sendoff for Duke, thank you for your service

awesomacious: Great sendoff for Duke, thank you for your service

Target, Tumblr, and Blog: everythingfox: Baby elephant thought man was drowning and rushed to save him

everythingfox: Baby elephant thought man was drowning and rushed to save him

Family, Girls, and Police: "AS SOON AS THE GUY STARTED NOTICING THAT WE WERE CHASING HIM, HE STOPPED AT THE END OF THE HILL AND LET HER OUT, AND SHE RAN TO ME AND SAID THAT SHE NEEDED HER MOM TEMAR BOGGS E:joy TEMAR BOGGS AND A FRIEND SPOTTED KIDNAPPED JOCELYN ROJAS IN A CAR AND GAVE CHASE UNTIL THE KIDNAPPER EVENTUALULY RELEASED THE LITTLE GIRL BOGGS TOOK THE LITTLE GIRL TO THE POLICE AND THEY CONTACTED HER FRANTIC MOTHER AND FAMILY POLICE SAY THE TEENS MAY HAVE SCARED THE ABDUCTOR INTO GIVING THE GIRL UP AND THEIR BRAVERY IS BEING PRAISED BY THE GIRL'S FAMILY AND POLICE awesomacious: The End of The Hill

awesomacious: The End of The Hill

Precious, Tumblr, and Blog: OME OLD EVERA SHI SHI im-bermit-worship-me: Look! I drew my baby Lars!He’s so fragile and precious. I wish I started loving him earlier,

im-bermit-worship-me: Look! I drew my baby Lars!He’s so fragile and precious. I wish I started loving him earlier,

Love, Starbucks, and Tumblr: fihli this morning my starbucks is all women, so when i ordered it was all "i love your glasses!" "that drink is soooo good" "have a great day babe!" which is amazing showstopping incredible BUT yesterday the same starbucks was staffed by all guys and my interaction went kind of like this: first guy, unprompted: we're trying to help john name his scorpion his coworker, leaning around him: here's a list of names you should vote or write your own me:what john: AGGRESSIVELY SHOWS ME PICTURE OF BABY SCORPION that-twink-over-there This is what "Boys will be boys" should mean awesomacious: Boys will be boys

awesomacious: Boys will be boys

Birthday, Love, and Trash: @CONSPIRAVY Every Thursday, this little girl gets so excited to stand out on the sidewalk and wave to her favourite trash man. A few weeks back, she decided she wanted to make him a homemade muffin. To her great surprise, it just so happened that the Thursday she picked was his birthday. He said it was the only gift he received. The smile on both their faces is priceless. awesomacious: I love muffins

awesomacious: I love muffins

Tumblr, Blog, and Hair: DON'T REPUBLISH MY ART! if you see this somewhere ese it's because it was reposted without permission. PRIMORY.TUMBLR.COM DoN'T REPOST OUT OF TU MBLR primoryn: Pink Lars + Long hair + Nails done combo.- - - And you can blame @achocolla for making me draw him.

primoryn: Pink Lars + Long hair + Nails done combo.- - - And you can blame @achocolla for making me draw him.

Fake, Work, and Home: Greg Expectations @Kennnaughty husband stayed home from work cuz our dog was coughing. We took him to the vet and paid 85$ for him to tell us OUR DOG WAS FAKE COUGHING Sneaky doggo

Sneaky doggo

Tumblr, Blog, and Voice: natrashafierce Whenever my parrot flips out and gets angry, I say, "Hey," in this soft,, comforting voice and then talk to him gently. He calms down within seconds. I just got frustrated enough at something that I went, "ARGH." My parrot said, "Hey," all softly and sweetly like a dozen times over the next minute. It made me feel better instantly My parrot is better at conflict de- escalation than most people awesomacious: Wholesome parrot!!!

awesomacious: Wholesome parrot!!!

Crying, Snow White, and Tumblr: My son was having an autism meltdown. He was crying and overwhelmed and having a hard time. Snow White was amazing with him!! She took him for a walk away from the crowd. She held his hand, danced with him, took him over to a bench and sat with him. She was magical! awesomacious: This warmed my heart

awesomacious: This warmed my heart

Cute, Friends, and Love: juta @lokilogy im on the train and a lil boy is sitting next to me and he saw that my wallpaper is tom holland and asked "are you friends with spiderman" and i was like "yes, but don't tell anyone, okay?" He was like "yes, but please him i love him and i want to be a superhero too" IM SOFT kids just are too cute

kids just are too cute

Reddit, Tumblr, and Blog: My dad's chemo made him unable to eat or drink anything cold. For about six months he hasn't been able to eat his favorite ice cream. He's finally finished chemo with no trace of cancer left and today he sent me this: Reddit Everyone 1iked that awesomacious: This made my day :)

awesomacious: This made my day :)

Him, Skateboarding, and Stopping: Being blind ain’t stopping him from skateboarding 🛹🙌🙏 ( IG:danthemancina ) https://t.co/gnfrN3RVoo

Being blind ain’t stopping him from skateboarding 🛹🙌🙏 ( IG:danthemancina ) https://t.co/gnfrN3RVoo

Christopher Reeve, Life, and Scrubs: When Christopher Reeve was in the hospital after the riding accident that paralyzed him, Robin Williams burst through the door wearing scrubs and announced in a Russian accent that he was a proctologist and needed to examine him immediately. Reeve said it was the first time he'd laughed since the accident, and from that moment on he knew that life was going to be OK Werd World weirdworldinsta Laughter is amazing.

Laughter is amazing.

Pizza, Depression, and Cold: WE'LL JUST STAY IN BED HAVE SOME COLD PIZZA. OPEN YOUR MOUTH. HEY, OPEN YOUR-WAIT... A FEW MORE HOURS. THAT SON OF A... DEPRESSION OLittle Porpoise Doctors hate him!

Doctors hate him!

Friends, Tumblr, and Thank You: WeRateDogsTM @dog rates This is Duke. He was first elected mayor of Cormorant as a write-in candidate in 2014. In 2016, literally everyone in the village voted for him. Duke passed away last week at the age of 13. He served with great honor and fluffy passion, and has been awarded the very rare 15/10 CORMORANT VILLAGE "Where Friends Gather ESTABLISHED 1874 awesomacious: Great sendoff for Duke, thank you for your service

awesomacious: Great sendoff for Duke, thank you for your service

Weird, Net, and Him: 0 can't stop thinking about him. I feel so weird and tingly. https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Football, Memes, and Nfl: @NFL_MEMES Her: He’s probably thinking about other women Him: I wonder if it’s possible to donate my hand to Drew Brees https://t.co/MJI4BvAiSD

Her: He’s probably thinking about other women Him: I wonder if it’s possible to donate my hand to Drew Brees https://t.co/MJI4BvAiSD

Family, Girls, and Police: "AS SOON AS THE GUY STARTED NOTICING THAT WE WERE CHASING HIM, HE STOPPED AT THE END OF THE HILL AND LET HER OUT, AND SHE RAN TO ME AND SAID THAT SHE NEEDED HER MOM TEMAR BOGGS E:joy TEMAR BOGGS AND A FRIEND SPOTTED KIDNAPPED JOCELYN ROJAS IN A CAR AND GAVE CHASE UNTIL THE KIDNAPPER EVENTUALULY RELEASED THE LITTLE GIRL BOGGS TOOK THE LITTLE GIRL TO THE POLICE AND THEY CONTACTED HER FRANTIC MOTHER AND FAMILY POLICE SAY THE TEENS MAY HAVE SCARED THE ABDUCTOR INTO GIVING THE GIRL UP AND THEIR BRAVERY IS BEING PRAISED BY THE GIRL'S FAMILY AND POLICE awesomacious: The End of The Hill

awesomacious: The End of The Hill

Mean, What Does, and Skillet: What does I'm pansexual mean? pansexual Itmgans he's attracted to kitchenware No it doesn't Skillet Stop it, Patrick youtre exciting him SPONGEEOBCAILY I don't recall this episode Yup

Yup

Love, Tumblr, and Blog: LOVE YOWMANAM toydrill: i think she has a soft spot for him

toydrill: i think she has a soft spot for him

Memes, Forever, and Science: Luap Semaj McThanos Science Memes September 13 at 9:46 PM Anthropologist Grover Krantz donated his body to science, with one condition... that his dog would stay close to him, both are now on display at the Smithsonian (Washington, DC.) they’ll be together forever :’)

they’ll be together forever :’)

Crying, Tumblr, and At&t: WITM 13. YELLOWHAMMERNEWS.COM 11-year-old Alabamian shoots home intruder, mocks him for 'crying like a little baby' Runny.c AT&T LTE 96% 11:16 AM 1,680 comments Imagine breaking into a house, getting shot by a kid and then he fortnite dances over your dying body awesomesthesia: Cousin lookin thicc

awesomesthesia: Cousin lookin thicc

Disappointed, Memes, and Mr. Bean: When you've been a legend for more than 3 generations but people are not making memes about you. Disappointed Mr.Bean noises e* ONY let him know

let him know

Net, Him, and Href: Forget him. https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Ass, Dude, and Spider: a 15 year old dude pretended to be a 14 year old girl on tinder a pedophile started to talking to him they agreed to go out when they arrived the pedo was expecting a 14 year old girl he found a 15 year old boy dressed up as SPIDER MAN that beat his ass welcome to brazil Adolescente e o agredido foram encaminhados para a delegacia (Foto: Delegacia Regional de Joaçaba) Moving to Brazil

Moving to Brazil

Work, Jokes, and Thought: 14 mins If you are still playing fortnite tell me why? 17 comments 2 Like Comment Work related. I work in pediatrics and most of my patients play fortnite so I play it to share an interest with them Like Reply-12m Don'ttake a bite out of him boys, he's a friend Not mine, just thought it needed to be shared. All jokes aside, this was touching.

Not mine, just thought it needed to be shared. All jokes aside, this was touching.

Love, Work, and Express: PS EXPRESS Copte Elie Coat Cae Elie Cont Ele Cont Elie Look at his face. He's so worried that he ruined it and messed up all their hard work and she's just like 'Hm, I like it!' and makes him smile because she loves him. I love this movie. This movie was amazing

This movie was amazing

Smile, Voice, and Him: Him His smile. His eyes. His voice. His laugh His warmth His existence. Him Coo https://t.co/uW1Yg030JJ

https://t.co/uW1Yg030JJ

Bad, Best Friend, and Funny: 5:22 Marta Sunday 3:09 PM Is he my competition or smt? What? Hahaha Imean who You mean the guy in my second picture? Sunday 3:56 PM Ya Are you gonna toss us into a gladiator pit? Not at all He's my best friend Since like 6 years ago Ah too bad Sounded fun Be an exciting date Yeah it could be interesting right? Something different at least Broooo My finishing move would be a thing to behold I'd front kick him and yell THIS IS MARTA! Hahahahahah hahahaha wow That's funny to imagine This is Marta instead of this is Sparta Nailed it she explained the joke…

she explained the joke…

Cookies, Doctor, and Girls: Being questioned by a kid on being a boy nurse: Boy- Are you a Doctor? Me- Nope, Nursing Student Boy- Is she a doctor?* points at nurse educator Me- Nope, she's the nurse in charge of me. Boy- Woow!!! Ме-Yep Boy- Do the girls pick on you for being a boy nurse? Me- Haha Sometimes!! Nurse Educator- We give him cookies... Me- They give me cookies Boy- *Gasps* What type of cookies? d 67 others You, 9 Comments Comment Haha A boy learning about male nurses

A boy learning about male nurses

Cute, Love, and Target: ahe the hitten Master Damian No. He is cute, Master Damian No he isnt You will love him Master Damian No I wont (mew ChOTt badlemonade:>8C

badlemonade:>8C

Twitter, Voice, and Physics: Jason Heeris & 1247 others @detly A few weeks ago, I tried to literally bore my 3yo to sleep by telling him everything I knew about nuclear and particle physics. It's a fair bit, it was my speciality once. Every night since then, as he's falling asleep, his little voice pipes up: "tell me about atoms daddy." 1:35 13 Sep 19 Twitter Web App A Father and Son connection

A Father and Son connection

Julius Caesar, Him, and Can: Julius Caesar when he realizes everyone has a knife but him Something's wrong, I can feel it Uh guys, what’s going on?

Uh guys, what’s going on?

Memes, Target, and Tumblr: When you make eye contact with a service dog but can't pet him cause he's a working professional. 30-minute-memes:He’s a good boy though.

30-minute-memes:He’s a good boy though.

Adam Levine, Down Syndrome, and Maroon 5: When a fan with Down syndrome got so excited upo meeting Adam Levine and Maroon 5, it triggered a panic attack and he had to lay on the floor... .The entire band decided to lay down with him and just hang out until he felt better. This so nice

This so nice

Birthday, Crying, and Tumblr: "Microwave ate his lunch." He mefIron Man out of Costume He doesn't want to go (even though we've repeatedly told him we re not going anywhere was no more cake all. There because he d 3 "We sang the Happy Birthday song to hinm epicjohndoe: Kids Crying For The Funniest Reasons Ever

epicjohndoe: Kids Crying For The Funniest Reasons Ever

Driving, The Worst, and Tumblr: morefunthanb4: This guy had his headphones on like this for almost the entire flight back from Queensland and it was driving me nuts. It was as if he didn't even care or notice his ear was folded over, which is insane. How could you possibly not realise? I was trying to read a book but I couldn't concentrate, every time I looked up it was the same. I wanted to reach over and fix it, ask him what the fuck is wrong with him that he can just be ok with having his ear like that. I was furious. It was the worst flight ever. darthlampman: Worst flight ever.

darthlampman: Worst flight ever.

Birthday, Iphone, and Parents: Took my 6 year old to a classmate's birthday party today. He was the only other kid there. His parents thanked me for bringing him & said he was the only one their son wanted to invite because my son's the only one in school who's nice to him. Teach your kids to not be assholes. 6:06 PM 3/9/19 Twitter for iPhone Ya teach your kids to be nice

Ya teach your kids to be nice

Fbi, Google, and Him: BILLY'S AGENT Google C Semicolon missing at line 5 TAP TAP TAP His first google to be a developer Look at him FBI FBI VV SRGRAFO Where it all began.

Where it all began.

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