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Bailey Jay, Children, and Food: 3 hours ago 208 Likes Sexuality expert says parents should seek consent before changing baby's diaper <p><a href="https://bossbabykin.tumblr.com/post/173810310689/matt-ruins-your-shit-libertarirynn-hello" class="tumblr_blog">bossbabykin</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://matt-ruins-your-shit.tumblr.com/post/173796514091/libertarirynn-hello-darkness-my-old-friend-i" class="tumblr_blog">matt-ruins-your-shit</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/173795216549/hello-darkness-my-old-friend" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p><blockquote><p>HELLO <br/> DARKNESS <br/> MY <br/> OLD <br/> FRIEND</p></blockquote> <figure data-orig-width="355" data-orig-height="200" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1a287e50592632d9e2c60cd9b08c803d/tumblr_inline_p8ke0lXMjR1si8t7m_540.gif" alt="image" data-orig-width="355" data-orig-height="200"/></figure><p>I have so many questions</p><p>1.) What makes you an expert on sexuality</p><p>2.) How does expertise in sexuality have any kind of relevance to this topic</p><p>3.) A baby knows literally nothing including what consent even is. Why should a person at the point of their life where they are the stupidest and most helpless call the shots over the fucking parents.</p><p>4.) How the fuck would a baby even explain or communicate their consent if they could conceive of the concept or form words which they can’t.</p><p>5.) What’s going on in your head when changing your kids diapers that you feel this is an activity where consent is a factor at all.</p><p>6.) Do you have children?</p><p>7.) What if they don’t consent? You leave them to fester and get sick because you put the decision making in the hands of someone with no information?</p><p>8.) If something as simple as cleaning shit off of your baby requires consent what else logically requires consent. If your kid is running into traffic do you need consent to pick them up to prevent a car from hitting them? Do you ask for consent to give them food? When they say no like every child ever has do you say okay and just walk away because your kid that doesn’t understand what starving is or why eating is important said no? Oh look our son is trying to eat some razor blades because he’s a fucking baby quick better ask for his consent to take them away.</p><p>9.) Why is anybody listening to anything you have to say for even a moment</p><p>10.) Who did this to you?</p></blockquote> <p>1) getting all your knowledge of a situation from an inflammatory headline isn’t a good look</p><p>2) this is about interacting with the baby and getting them used to “communicating” with the parent via eye contact. The parent asks “do you want your diaper changed?” and waits for a response, and then changes it. This is a thing parents have been doing ever since diapers existed.</p></blockquote> <p>😂😂😂😂</p><p>Wow you really have never changed a diaper before have you? Or you lucked out with extremely cooperative babies. Half the time when you asked that the kid is going to giggle, ignore you, roll or run away, etc. </p><p>You really think every diaper change has involved the mother verbally asking the child if they want their diaper changed? Besides that, if you’re not an absolute shit parent then you will change the diaper regardless of how they respond to the question, so if anything this communicates that consent is irrelevant because the person asking will do with they were going to do anyway.</p>
Bailey Jay, Children, and Food: 3 hours ago 208 Likes
 Sexuality expert says
 parents should seek
 consent before
 changing baby's diaper
<p><a href="https://bossbabykin.tumblr.com/post/173810310689/matt-ruins-your-shit-libertarirynn-hello" class="tumblr_blog">bossbabykin</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://matt-ruins-your-shit.tumblr.com/post/173796514091/libertarirynn-hello-darkness-my-old-friend-i" class="tumblr_blog">matt-ruins-your-shit</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/173795216549/hello-darkness-my-old-friend" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p><blockquote><p>HELLO <br/>
DARKNESS <br/>
MY <br/>
OLD <br/>
FRIEND</p></blockquote>
<figure data-orig-width="355" data-orig-height="200" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1a287e50592632d9e2c60cd9b08c803d/tumblr_inline_p8ke0lXMjR1si8t7m_540.gif" alt="image" data-orig-width="355" data-orig-height="200"/></figure><p>I have so many questions</p><p>1.) What makes you an expert on sexuality</p><p>2.) How does expertise in sexuality have any kind of relevance to this topic</p><p>3.) A baby knows literally nothing including what consent even is. Why should a person at the point of their life where they are the stupidest and most helpless call the shots over the fucking parents.</p><p>4.) How the fuck would a baby even explain or communicate their consent if they could conceive of the concept or form words which they can’t.</p><p>5.) What’s going on in your head when changing your kids diapers that you feel this is an activity where consent is a factor at all.</p><p>6.) Do you have children?</p><p>7.) What if they don’t consent? You leave them to fester and get sick because you put the decision making in the hands of someone with no information?</p><p>8.) If something as simple as cleaning shit off of your baby requires consent what else logically requires consent. If your kid is running into traffic do you need consent to pick them up to prevent a car from hitting them? Do you ask for consent to give them food? When they say no like every child ever has do you say okay and just walk away because your kid that doesn’t understand what starving is or why eating is important said no? Oh look our son is trying to eat some razor blades because he’s a fucking baby quick better ask for his consent to take them away.</p><p>9.) Why is anybody listening to anything you have to say for even a moment</p><p>10.) Who did this to you?</p></blockquote>

<p>1) getting all your knowledge of a situation from an inflammatory headline isn’t a good look</p><p>2) this is about interacting with the baby and getting them used to “communicating” with the parent via eye contact. The parent asks “do you want your diaper changed?” and waits for a response, and then changes it. This is a thing parents have been doing ever since diapers existed.</p></blockquote>

<p>😂😂😂😂</p><p>Wow you really have never changed a diaper before have you? Or you lucked out with extremely cooperative babies. Half the time when you asked that the kid is going to giggle, ignore you, roll or run away, etc. </p><p>You really think every diaper change has involved the mother verbally asking the child if they want their diaper changed? Besides that, if you’re not an absolute shit parent then you will change the diaper regardless of how they respond to the question, so if anything this communicates that consent is irrelevant because the person asking will do with they were going to do anyway.</p>

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Community, Detroit, and Fucking: How a flawed criminal justice system put a pregnant Detroit activist behind bars by Tom Perkins April 02, 2018 at 10:37 AM comment <p><a href="http://lovelyardie.tumblr.com/post/173718002277/krungle-colionnoir-ra-who-is-pregnant" class="tumblr_blog">lovelyardie</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://krungle.tumblr.com/post/173692650832/colionnoir-ra-who-is-pregnant-sits-in" class="tumblr_blog">krungle</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://colionnoir.tumblr.com/post/173689971140/ra-who-is-pregnant-sits-in-prison-where-she" class="tumblr_blog">colionnoir</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Ra — who is pregnant — sits in prison, where she faces the prospect of giving birth to her second child in June. According to her attorneys, she’s there because she brandished a registered firearm to defend herself, her mother, and her 2-year-old daughter from an attack by a woman who repeatedly tried hitting them with a car.<br/> ______<br/> At the sentencing, Michigan’s mandatory sentencing laws for crimes committed with a gun stripped the judge of any discretion. That eliminated consideration for the incident’s circumstances, Ra’s clean record, her community work, and other factors that should weigh into a sentence. Ra’s attorneys stress that they don’t blame the judge — they fault the Michigan Legislature, which passed the minimum sentence law in 1977.<br/> ______<br/> Beyond that, attorneys say that the jury appeared hurried to wrap up the case before a snowstorm hit, made its decision while unaware of the two-year mandatory prison term, and arrived at a contradictory verdict.<br/> _____</p> <p>And at her sentencing, Ra spoke of the role she believes race played in the jury’s decision.<br/> ______<br/> “The prosecutor convinced the jury and judge that I lacked fear and that’s not true,” Ra said. “I was so afraid, especially for my toddler and mother. I don’t believe they could imagine a black woman being scared — only mad.”<br/> ____<br/> Link to the full story is in my profile section or go here: <a href="https://www.metrotimes.com/news-hits/archives/2018/04/02/how-a-flawed-criminal-justice-system-put-a-pregnant-detroit-activist-behind-bars">https://www.metrotimes.com/news-hits/archives/2018/04/02/how-a-flawed-criminal-justice-system-put-a-pregnant-detroit-activist-behind-bars</a></p> </blockquote> <p>Let me get this straight. A liberal activist uses an unloaded gun that she kept in her car’s glove-box to back off another woman that is committing vehicular assault against her, her mother and her daughter. Yet because the other person gets to the cops first, Ra is automatically charged with the felony assault.</p> <p>Now she is yelling ‘racism’ in a city that had black mayors for forty years and a majority black city council for 50 years and presently has a black police chief. Yet she was charged and convicted under the laws these very liberal black people set into place and the lack of any mention of the jury make-up (and considering Detroit’s racial demographics of over 70% black) I seriously doubt the jury was loaded up with white people.</p> <p>But she condemns the NRA for being silent when she stored a gun in her car’s glove-box while a 2 yo played in the car showing a lack of common sense in gun ownership. But, no, it isn’t her poor gun handling/storing, it is the NRA is racist. But then the NRA didn’t defend me either when I defended myself in my own home against a mentally ill sibling who forced their way into my house and beat me with a pipe, and the reason the told me why is because I was not a card-carrying member.</p> <p style="">Seems to me this liberal activist got exactly what she had voted for.</p> <p>Stop yelling “racist!” and start voting conservative.<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>I honestly think when your sibling beat you with the pipe, they beat the only 2 of your fucking IQ points out of your piece of shit brain because you honestly tried to conflate being a young black woman exercising both her first amendment and second amendment rights with being a criminal and tried to justify her unlawful imprisonment. Lets not even mention how you willfully ignored how they are neglecting to provide her INNOCENT, UNBORN CHILD with proper prenatal care, especially since she is a high risk pregnancy. But i guess you really don’t give two shits about that, right? You have no idea who she voted for, but I guess you really never learned the difference between inferring based on your own dumbass biases and actually confirming your findings. So do us all a favor and go back to huffing some car exhaust, would ya?</p></blockquote>
Community, Detroit, and Fucking: How a flawed criminal
 justice system put a
 pregnant Detroit
 activist behind bars
 by Tom Perkins April 02, 2018 at 10:37 AM
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<p><a href="http://lovelyardie.tumblr.com/post/173718002277/krungle-colionnoir-ra-who-is-pregnant" class="tumblr_blog">lovelyardie</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://krungle.tumblr.com/post/173692650832/colionnoir-ra-who-is-pregnant-sits-in" class="tumblr_blog">krungle</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://colionnoir.tumblr.com/post/173689971140/ra-who-is-pregnant-sits-in-prison-where-she" class="tumblr_blog">colionnoir</a>:</p>
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<p>Ra — who is pregnant — sits in prison, where she faces the prospect of giving birth to her second child in June. According to her attorneys, she’s there because she brandished a registered firearm to defend herself, her mother, and her 2-year-old daughter from an attack by a woman who repeatedly tried hitting them with a car.<br/>
______<br/>
At the sentencing, Michigan’s mandatory sentencing laws for crimes committed with a gun stripped the judge of any discretion. That eliminated consideration for the incident’s circumstances, Ra’s clean record, her community work, and other factors that should weigh into a sentence. Ra’s attorneys stress that they don’t blame the judge — they fault the Michigan Legislature, which passed the minimum sentence law in 1977.<br/>
______<br/>
Beyond that, attorneys say that the jury appeared hurried to wrap up the case before a snowstorm hit, made its decision while unaware of the two-year mandatory prison term, and arrived at a contradictory verdict.<br/>
_____</p>

<p>And at her sentencing, Ra spoke of the role she believes race played in the jury’s decision.<br/>
______<br/>
“The prosecutor convinced the jury and judge that I lacked fear and that’s not true,” Ra said. “I was so afraid, especially for my toddler and mother. I don’t believe they could imagine a black woman being scared — only mad.”<br/>
____<br/>
Link to the full story is in my profile section or go here: <a href="https://www.metrotimes.com/news-hits/archives/2018/04/02/how-a-flawed-criminal-justice-system-put-a-pregnant-detroit-activist-behind-bars">https://www.metrotimes.com/news-hits/archives/2018/04/02/how-a-flawed-criminal-justice-system-put-a-pregnant-detroit-activist-behind-bars</a></p>
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<p>Let me get this straight. A liberal activist uses an unloaded gun that she kept in her car’s glove-box to back off another woman that is committing vehicular assault against her, her mother and her daughter. Yet because the other person gets to the cops first, Ra is automatically charged with the felony assault.</p>
<p>Now she is yelling ‘racism’ in a city that had black mayors for forty years and a majority black city council for 50 years and presently has a black police chief. Yet she was charged and convicted under the laws these very liberal black people set into place and the lack of any mention of the jury make-up (and considering Detroit’s racial demographics of over 70% black) I seriously doubt the jury was loaded up with white people.</p>
<p>But she condemns the NRA for being silent when she stored a gun in her car’s glove-box while a 2 yo played in the car showing a lack of common sense in gun ownership. But, no, it isn’t her poor gun handling/storing, it is the NRA is racist. But then the NRA didn’t defend me either when I defended myself in my own home against a mentally ill sibling who forced their way into my house and beat me with a pipe, and the reason the told me why is because I was not a card-carrying member.</p>
<p style="">Seems to me this liberal activist got exactly what she had voted for.</p>
<p>Stop yelling “racist!” and start voting conservative.<br/></p>
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<p>I honestly think when your sibling beat you with the pipe, they beat the only 2 of your fucking IQ points out of your piece of shit brain because you honestly tried to conflate being a young black woman exercising both her first amendment and second amendment rights with being a criminal and tried to justify her unlawful imprisonment. Lets not even mention how you willfully ignored how they are neglecting to provide her INNOCENT, UNBORN CHILD with proper prenatal care, especially since she is a high risk pregnancy. But i guess you really don’t give two shits about that, right? You have no idea who she voted for, but I guess you really never learned the difference between inferring based on your own dumbass biases and actually confirming your findings. So do us all a favor and go back to huffing some car exhaust, would ya?</p></blockquote>

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Beer, Friends, and Ghetto: File: image.jpg (30 KB, 345x302) Anonymous (ID: WPbThArs) 05/06/14(Tue)13:46:34 No.545330185 >>545330338 >>545330504 >>545330524 >be at Slayer concert with friends >have to park our car two miles from venue >walk our asses all the way there realize I forgot my bottle of water in car >goddamnit.jpg standing in line to be let in thirsty as fuck >black homeless guy approaches us >kind of rough looking >asks for money tell him l'll pay him a dollar if he can direct me to the nearest bottle of water >yeah, I know where...I know where... >we walk through boarded up blocks of endless ghetto >hope I don't get killed reach store with no windows or signs nervous as fuck >walk in, black customers and employees stare >'damn, we ain't never seen a white guy in here... get my water, quench my t >hear liquid hitting sidewalk turn back, see him pissing and walking sideways at the same time >'that's how we piss in public so we don't get caught, boss' return to venue, letting people in now >say goodbye to homeless friend realize we have an extra ticket give it to him tell him he can sell it or come with us 'how much is it worth?" tell him roughly $30.00 >his eyes light up >I'm gonna sell it! >be three hours later >concert over hirst, start walking back with new homeless friend walking back to our car same homeless guy sees me >'boss! boss! I sold that ticket for $25.00!" >he holds up McDonalds bag and a beer 'I didn't forget you, boss! hands them to me >mfw my heart has never been so touched <p>This is touching via /r/wholesomememes <a href="https://ift.tt/2HGpyhb">https://ift.tt/2HGpyhb</a></p>
Beer, Friends, and Ghetto: File: image.jpg (30 KB, 345x302)
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 >>545330338 >>545330504 >>545330524
 >be at Slayer concert with friends
 >have to park our car two miles from venue
 >walk our asses all the way there
 realize I forgot my bottle of water in car
 >goddamnit.jpg
 standing in line to be let in
 thirsty as fuck
 >black homeless guy approaches us
 >kind of rough looking
 >asks for money
 tell him l'll pay him a dollar if he can direct me to the nearest bottle of water
 >yeah, I know where...I know where...
 >we walk through boarded up blocks of endless ghetto
 >hope I don't get killed
 reach store with no windows or signs
 nervous as fuck
 >walk in, black customers and employees stare
 >'damn, we ain't never seen a white guy in here...
 get my water, quench my t
 >hear liquid hitting sidewalk
 turn back, see him pissing and walking sideways at the same time
 >'that's how we piss in public so we don't get caught, boss'
 return to venue, letting people in now
 >say goodbye to homeless friend
 realize we have an extra ticket
 give it to him
 tell him he can sell it or come with us
 'how much is it worth?"
 tell him roughly $30.00
 >his eyes light up
 >I'm gonna sell it!
 >be three hours later
 >concert over
 hirst, start walking back with new homeless friend
 walking back to our car
 same homeless guy sees me
 >'boss! boss! I sold that ticket for $25.00!"
 >he holds up McDonalds bag and a beer
 'I didn't forget you, boss!
 hands them to me
 >mfw my heart has never been so touched
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Animorphs, Books, and Gif: No one knows e Visitor KA.Applegate SCHOLASTIC Aizxana 2006 i z x an a 2006 aizxana 2006 izxana 2006 <p><a href="http://theultradork.tumblr.com/post/172923913718/libertarirynn-theultradork" class="tumblr_blog">theultradork</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/172923874219/theultradork-screechingchaosbear" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://theultradork.tumblr.com/post/172923844978/screechingchaosbear-parks-and-rex-we-need" class="tumblr_blog">theultradork</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://screechingchaosbear.tumblr.com/post/166140279209/parks-and-rex-we-need-to-discuss-your-recent" class="tumblr_blog">screechingchaosbear</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://parksandrex.com/post/166128235700" class="tumblr_blog">parks-and-rex</a>:</p> <blockquote><figure data-orig-height="160" data-orig-width="245"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0d774fafe645b92e4abc1fcfeaddb0f8/tumblr_inline_oxfkbssugd1ty99rh_540.gif" data-orig-height="160" data-orig-width="245"/></figure></blockquote> <p>We need to discuss your recent obsession with this gif </p> </blockquote> <p>OH MY GOD I LOVED ANIMORPHS THO</p> </blockquote> <p>Holy shit you guys I just realized that the generation who grew up reading Animorphs grew up into the generation that gave us Furries. Coincidence?</p> </blockquote> <p>Given the subject of the books? Yes.<br/><br/>I’d blame Lola Bunny and Krystal of Star Fox fame. Same gen, and introduced right around the time they were hitting puberty. </p></blockquote> <p>But you’re making the mistake of assuming everybody *read* those books to understand their subject matter, when I feel a lot of people were like me and just stared at the covers in confusion and intrigue 😂</p><p><br/></p><p>I think we can all agree that Lola Bunny had something to do with it though.</p>
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<p>We need to discuss your recent obsession with this gif </p>
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<p>OH MY GOD I LOVED ANIMORPHS THO</p>
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<p>Holy shit you guys I just realized that the generation who grew up reading Animorphs grew up into the generation that gave us Furries. Coincidence?</p>
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<p>Given the subject of the books? Yes.<br/><br/>I’d blame Lola Bunny and Krystal of Star Fox fame. Same gen, and introduced right around the time they were hitting puberty. </p></blockquote>

<p>But you’re making the mistake of assuming everybody *read* those books to understand their subject matter, when I feel a lot of people were like me and just stared at the covers in confusion and intrigue 😂</p><p><br/></p><p>I think we can all agree that Lola Bunny had something to do with it though.</p>

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Animals, Bad, and Dude: Mallory Ortberg Follow @mallelis one of these days everything you've ever called your "spirit animal" is going to show up and it's going to make you go on a fucking quest 2:10 PM 22 Oct 2013 Mallory Ortberg @mallelis Follow and it's going to be awful. It will last for MONTHS and you will be d hallucinate and you will hate it. 2:11 PM 22 Oct 2013 and exhausted and you will Mallory Ortberg @mallelis Follow "Sorry," the GIF of a Rupaul's Drag Race contestant/6os-era Joan Didion/whatever the fuck else will say. "You asked. This is how it works." 2:11 PM 22 Oct 2013 Mallory Ortberg Follow @mallelis "Please," you'll beg, covered in ram's blood. "I don't want to learn any more spells. I don't want this." TOO BAD YOUR SPIRIT ANIMAL IS HERE 2:12 PM- 22 Oct 2013 Mallory Ortberg Follow @mallelis And it won't stop there, because you've never just called ONE THING your spirit animal and left it at that.They all want a turn 2:13 PM - 22 Oct 2013 Mallory Ortberg У Follow @mallelis You will perch atop a waterfall in a murmuring cave in the cold heart of a witch mountain for a thousand vears until you can talk to birds 2:13 PM - 22 Oct 2013 Mallory Ortberg @mallelis Follow fuck that last part sounds cool scratch that 2:13 PM - 22 Oct 2013 Mallory Ortberg @mallelis Follow "Stop hitting yourself," the ghost of Gore Vidal will say. "You asked for a spirit animal. Isn't this what you wanted?" Everything hurts 2:18 PM - 22 Oct 2013 Mallory Ortberg @mallelis У Follow "No, I--I just sort of meant that I thought you were cool," you whisper That's not at all what spirit animals are," the darkness replie 2:21 PM - 22 Oct 2013 Osutein @osutein @mallelis Oof, kinda regretting watching Shame last night & calling Michael Fassbender's penis my spirit animal. 2h Follow @mallelis ibait躙bUU y fue: kj tng g沁萄1(劜(guesi @osutein h a wes fum gn dude 2:21 PM -22 Oct 2013 <p><a href="http://upthewitchypunx.tumblr.com/post/64877500126/i-come-by-it-honestly-mallory-orberg-on-fire-on" class="tumblr_blog">upthewitchypunx</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://i-come-by-it-honestly.tumblr.com/post/64754525123/mallory-orberg-on-fire-on-twitter-today-as">i-come-by-it-honestly</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://twitter.com/mallelis">Mallory Orberg</a> on fire on twitter today (as usual).</p> </blockquote> <p>lulz</p> </blockquote>
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 and it's going to be awful. It will last for MONTHS
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 "Sorry," the GIF of a Rupaul's Drag Race
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 "Please," you'll beg, covered in ram's blood. "I don't
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 TOO BAD YOUR SPIRIT ANIMAL IS HERE
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 vears until you can talk to birds
 2:13 PM - 22 Oct 2013
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 fuck that last part sounds cool scratch that
 2:13 PM - 22 Oct 2013
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 "Stop hitting yourself," the ghost of Gore Vidal will
 say. "You asked for a spirit animal. Isn't this what
 you wanted?" Everything hurts
 2:18 PM - 22 Oct 2013
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 "No, I--I just sort of meant that I thought you were
 cool," you whisper
 That's not at all what spirit animals are," the
 darkness replie
 2:21 PM - 22 Oct 2013

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 @mallelis Oof, kinda regretting watching Shame last night & calling
 Michael Fassbender's penis my spirit animal.
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 2:21 PM -22 Oct 2013
<p><a href="http://upthewitchypunx.tumblr.com/post/64877500126/i-come-by-it-honestly-mallory-orberg-on-fire-on" class="tumblr_blog">upthewitchypunx</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://i-come-by-it-honestly.tumblr.com/post/64754525123/mallory-orberg-on-fire-on-twitter-today-as">i-come-by-it-honestly</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://twitter.com/mallelis">Mallory Orberg</a> on fire on twitter today (as usual).</p>
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<p>lulz</p>
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<p><a href="http://upthewitchypunx.tumblr.com/post/64877500126/i-come-by-it-honestly-mallory-orberg-on-fire-on" class="tumblr_blog">upthewit...