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Hobbit: Ava Ex Machina @silicondomme Remember as you say punch nazis, WWIl resistance heroes also smuggled and hid refugees, deleted refugee data, lied to cops, broke the law. 9/20/17, 3:30 PM queeranarchism: hungry-hungry-hobbit: scipiolyoko: Hid art. Made graffiti, smuggled out kids, hid people, preserved knowledge, and kept the truth out of the lies Not everyone is built to be a fighter. And that’s okay. A war isn’t won by the infantry alone. We need support in this trying time as the great beast called Facism rises. Don’t tolerate intolerance. Stay angry. Stay together. Stay smart. resistance heroes also held strategic meetings, distributed information, raised funds, supported arrested comrades, supported friends and family of arrested comrades, infiltrated the enemy, sabotages,organized strikes, distributed misinformation, build handmade radios and guns and bombs, give medical aid in secret, resolve conflicts between hidden refugees and their hosts, distributed food and held even more meetings. Resistance was and is a lot of different kinds of work. People who punch Nazis generally already know that. Antifascist networks are doing a lot of things behind the scenes to stop fascists. The punching part is just the one that sometimes happens publicly. So yeah, this tweet is mainly useful for those that see a nazi getting punched and think that’s all anti-fascists do. 
Hobbit: Ava Ex Machina
 @silicondomme
 Remember as you say punch nazis,
 WWIl resistance heroes also
 smuggled and hid refugees, deleted
 refugee data, lied to cops, broke the
 law.
 9/20/17, 3:30 PM
queeranarchism:
hungry-hungry-hobbit:

scipiolyoko:
Hid art. Made graffiti, smuggled out kids, hid people, preserved knowledge, and kept the truth out of the lies 

Not everyone is built to be a fighter. And that’s okay. A war isn’t won by the infantry alone. We need support in this trying time as the great beast called Facism rises. Don’t tolerate intolerance. Stay angry. Stay together. Stay smart.

resistance heroes also held strategic meetings, distributed information, raised funds, supported arrested comrades, supported friends and family of arrested comrades, infiltrated the enemy, sabotages,organized strikes, distributed misinformation, build handmade radios and guns and bombs, give medical aid in secret, resolve conflicts between hidden refugees and their hosts, distributed food and held even more meetings. 
Resistance was and is a lot of different kinds of work. 
People who punch Nazis generally already know that. Antifascist networks are doing a lot of things behind the scenes to stop fascists. The punching part is just the one that sometimes happens publicly. 
So yeah, this tweet is mainly useful for those that see a nazi getting punched and think that’s all anti-fascists do. 

queeranarchism: hungry-hungry-hobbit: scipiolyoko: Hid art. Made graffiti, smuggled out kids, hid people, preserved knowledge, and kept...

Hobbit: Hobbit Hobbyte Theyre taking the hobbytes to Isengard!
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Theyre taking the hobbytes to Isengard!

Theyre taking the hobbytes to Isengard!

Hobbit: hobbit-hole if i had to get in a fistfight with any member of the fellowship it would be Frodo because i would easily win hobbit-hole all i am saying is that he would ostensibly be the easiest one to take on in a fight given that he's like three feet tall and has led a life of (physical) leisure compared to all of the others due to his standing as a gentlehobbit legolas, aragorn, and gimli are all used to combat, sam works as a gardener merry and pippin often gallivant off and get into mischief so they have the advantage of experience in whatever it is they've gotten up to/would possibly fight dirty, gandalf is gandalf so while weapons are out of the question i suppose that depends on if magic is involved. i don't think i could take him without magic even if he is old because he's a very large guy, but maybe it would be my knuckles against Frodo's baby soft poet hands, plus rve got the additional height and fighting experience. i just think that he would be the easiest to win against in hand-to-hand combat out of the rest of them. also he isn't real so he can't offer a rebuttal to my claim penny-anna you're absolutely correct BUT wanting to fight Frodo makes you a monster D hobbit-hole this has nothing to do with WANTING to fight Frodo, i just think he would be easiest for me to beat in a fight with no weapons. unless he utilized his very large feet, but i think he's too polite to do that because it's a fist fight and that would be considered playing dirty penny anna for someone who doesn't want to fight Frodo you sure have put a lot of thought into fighting Frodo. animate-mush OP is wrong though: you fight Pippin. First off, Pippin has it coming, so you won't be fighting your conscience at the same time Secondly, Pippin is a spoiled rich kid. He's no less gentry than Frodo is, but Frodo works out and is shown to have better stamina, at least at the outset. Pippin is also both the stupidest and the slowest of the hobbits. They both nearly beat one (1) troll, so that's comparable, but Pippin appears not to have got a single hit in against the orcs that captured them while Merry was cutting off hands like a boss. Pippin also straight-up tell Bergil that he's not a fighter Also there's a nonzero chance that Frodo will just straight up curse you (if the guilt of fighting Frodo isn't enough if a curse by itself) And, of course, if you try to fight Frodo, you will 100% end up fighting Sam, and he will wreck you (and you'll deserve it, you penny-anna Also: if you fight Frodo you'll have a very angry Sam & possibly also the entire Fellowship to deal with BUT if you fight Pippin they will probably cheer you on ainurs Bold of you to assume one could attempt to fight Pippin and NOT instantly be killed by Boromir feynites So here's the thing - you absolutely DO NOT want to try and fight Frodo or Pippin because they are going to be protected by the rest of the Fellowship which basically exists to stop asshole Big People from picking on the hobbits. Folk might talk a big game but when the chips are down, you are not going to lay a single hand on any of the hobbits. Either you'll find yourself immediately fighting all four of them or else you'll move to land your first hit and suddenly Aragorn will side-tackle you into the trees. And he probably hits like a freight train tbh. So here's what you do You fight Legolas. The thing about fist-fighting Legolas of course is that you will lose. This is not a fight you're gonna win no matter what. But Legolas has his standing competition with Gimili, so once the challenge is issued, he's not gonna let anyone else step in and fight you either. No one is liable to volunteer on his behalf, either, so you will only end up fighting the one member of the fellowship. If you are lucky he might also take his shirt off. Bonus! Anyway Legolas will mop the floor with you, but he's also already convinced you're weaker than him anyway because you're not an elf, so he's gonna go kind of easy on you And when you lose he will be all snide and superior about it, which means everyone in the fellowship is gonna sympathize with you, and Gimli will probably challenge him on your behalf afterwards, but here's the key thing You will have lost a fist-fight to an immortal warrior prince That's a way better loss to cop to than that time you tried to fistfight a pudgy gentlehobbit and got beaten to the point of unconsciousness by his gardener yeah? icescrabblerjerky okay so tolkien tumblr is fast becoming my fave tumblr community thank you thank you all you are the true fellowship here. Source:hobbit-hole #mmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm 32,148 notes The Tolkien discourse is getting violent
Hobbit: hobbit-hole
 if i had to get in a fistfight with any member of the fellowship it would be Frodo
 because i would easily win
 hobbit-hole
 all i am saying is that he would ostensibly be the easiest one to take on in a fight
 given that he's like three feet tall and has led a life of (physical) leisure
 compared to all of the others due to his standing as a gentlehobbit
 legolas, aragorn, and gimli are all used to combat, sam works as a gardener
 merry and pippin often gallivant off and get into mischief so they have the
 advantage of experience in whatever it is they've gotten up to/would possibly
 fight dirty, gandalf is gandalf so while weapons are out of the question i suppose
 that depends on if magic is involved. i don't think i could take him without magic
 even if he is old because he's a very large guy, but maybe
 it would be my knuckles against Frodo's baby soft poet hands, plus rve got the
 additional height and fighting experience. i just think that he would be the easiest
 to win against in hand-to-hand combat out of the rest of them. also he isn't real
 so he can't offer a rebuttal to my claim
 penny-anna
 you're absolutely correct BUT wanting to fight Frodo makes you a monster D
 hobbit-hole
 this has nothing to do with WANTING to fight Frodo, i just think he would be
 easiest for me to beat in a fight with no weapons. unless he utilized his very
 large feet, but i think he's too polite to do that because it's a fist fight and that
 would be considered playing dirty
 penny anna
 for someone who doesn't want to fight Frodo you sure have put a lot of thought
 into fighting Frodo.
 animate-mush
 OP is wrong though: you fight Pippin.
 First off, Pippin has it coming, so you won't be fighting your conscience at the
 same time
 Secondly, Pippin is a spoiled rich kid. He's no less gentry than Frodo is, but
 Frodo works out and is shown to have better stamina, at least at the outset.
 Pippin is also both the stupidest and the slowest of the hobbits. They both nearly
 beat one (1) troll, so that's comparable, but Pippin appears not to have got a
 single hit in against the orcs that captured them while Merry was cutting off
 hands like a boss. Pippin also straight-up tell Bergil that he's not a fighter
 Also there's a nonzero chance that Frodo will just straight up curse you (if the
 guilt of fighting Frodo isn't enough if a curse by itself)
 And, of course, if you try to fight Frodo, you will 100% end up fighting Sam, and
 he will wreck you (and you'll deserve it, you
 penny-anna
 Also: if you fight Frodo you'll have a very angry Sam & possibly also the entire
 Fellowship to deal with BUT if you fight Pippin they will probably cheer you on
 ainurs
 Bold of you to assume one could attempt to fight Pippin and NOT instantly be
 killed by Boromir
 feynites
 So here's the thing - you absolutely DO NOT want to try and fight Frodo or
 Pippin because they are going to be protected by the rest of the Fellowship
 which basically exists to stop asshole Big People from picking on the hobbits.
 Folk might talk a big game but when the chips are down, you are not going to lay
 a single hand on any of the hobbits. Either you'll find yourself immediately
 fighting all four of them or else you'll move to land your first hit and suddenly
 Aragorn will side-tackle you into the trees. And he probably hits like a freight
 train tbh.
 So here's what you do
 You fight Legolas.
 The thing about fist-fighting Legolas of course is that you will lose. This is not a
 fight you're gonna win no matter what. But Legolas has his standing competition
 with Gimili, so once the challenge is issued, he's not gonna let anyone else step
 in and fight you either. No one is liable to volunteer on his behalf, either, so you
 will only end up fighting the one member of the fellowship. If you are lucky he
 might also take his shirt off. Bonus!
 Anyway
 Legolas will mop the floor with you, but he's also already convinced you're
 weaker than him anyway because you're not an elf, so he's gonna go kind of
 easy on you And when you lose he will be all snide and superior about it, which
 means everyone in the fellowship is gonna sympathize with you, and Gimli will
 probably challenge him on your behalf afterwards, but here's the key thing
 You will have lost a fist-fight to an immortal warrior prince
 That's a way better loss to cop to than that time you tried to fistfight a pudgy
 gentlehobbit and got beaten to the point of unconsciousness by his gardener
 yeah?
 icescrabblerjerky
 okay so tolkien tumblr is fast becoming my fave tumblr community thank you
 thank you all you are the true fellowship here.
 Source:hobbit-hole #mmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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The Tolkien discourse is getting violent

The Tolkien discourse is getting violent

Hobbit: On HIFW I try the witches brew frap and its incredible by Hobbit_amid_Gandalfs MORE MEMES
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Hobbit: danielhowell:two tol lads in one smol hobbit hole
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danielhowell:two tol lads in one smol hobbit hole

Hobbit: danielhowell: two tol lads in one smol hobbit hole
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two tol lads in one smol hobbit hole

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Hobbit: In The Hobbit, Ori is wearing the same scarf that he has in The Fellowship of the Ring.
Hobbit: In The Hobbit, Ori is wearing the same scarf that he has in The Fellowship of the Ring.

In The Hobbit, Ori is wearing the same scarf that he has in The Fellowship of the Ring.

Hobbit: WORD COUNT GUIDE FOR FICTION CATEGORY AVERAGE WORD COUNT FLASH FICTION SHORT STORY NOVELETTE NOVELLA NOVEL 300 TO 150O WORDS 1500 TO 750O WORDS OR 5.0OOO TO 10,00O WORDS FOR LONG SHORT STORIES 7,500 TO İ 7,500 WORDS 17,500 TO 50,000 WORDS 40,00O TO 110,00O WORDS 50,000O TO 100,000 WORDS ROMANCE YOUNG ADULT NEW ADULT SCI-FI/FANTASY THRILLER/MYSTERY HORROR URBAN FANTASY PARANORMAL HISTORICAL MIDDLE GRADE 50,00O TO 80,000 WORDSS 60,000 TO 85,000 wWORDS 90,000 TO | 20,000 WORDS 70,00O TO 90,000 WORDS 80,00O TO 100,000 WORDS 70,00O TO 90,000 WORDS 85,00O TO 1O0,000 WORDs 80,000 TO | 20,000 WORDS 20,00O TO 50,000 WORDS Share Image fuckingconversations: nkfloofiepoof: redseeker: deathcomes4u: peaceheather: caitlynlynch: Adding to this because of @illogicalilse‘s tags “ #*steeples fingers in-front of face*#i’ve read fanfiction longer than all of these “ “Over 150,000 words = Epic Fanfiction” Yeah, what do you call 400k? Insanity @devcon03 I remember you were wondering about this. friendly reminder that fanfic authors write full length novels for free, and all most of us ask in return is exposure in the form of recommendations, reblogs, and feedback Not just full length novels, but full-length BOOK SERIES. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stones was 76,944 words.Eragon was 157k wordsThe Hobbit was 95,022.words (and yes, those 22 at the end are very important words~) Anyway, please PLEASE review, comment, and share the fanfictions you like. These authors are, for free, giving you hours and hours and hours of entertainment. Thank them.
Hobbit: WORD COUNT GUIDE FOR FICTION
 CATEGORY AVERAGE WORD COUNT
 FLASH FICTION
 SHORT STORY
 NOVELETTE
 NOVELLA
 NOVEL
 300 TO 150O WORDS
 1500 TO 750O WORDS
 OR 5.0OOO TO 10,00O WORDS FOR LONG SHORT STORIES
 7,500 TO İ 7,500 WORDS
 17,500 TO 50,000 WORDS
 40,00O TO 110,00O WORDS
 50,000O TO 100,000 WORDS
 ROMANCE
 YOUNG ADULT
 NEW ADULT
 SCI-FI/FANTASY
 THRILLER/MYSTERY
 HORROR
 URBAN FANTASY
 PARANORMAL
 HISTORICAL
 MIDDLE GRADE
 50,00O TO 80,000 WORDSS
 60,000 TO 85,000 wWORDS
 90,000 TO | 20,000 WORDS
 70,00O TO 90,000 WORDS
 80,00O TO 100,000 WORDS
 70,00O TO 90,000 WORDS
 85,00O TO 1O0,000 WORDs
 80,000 TO | 20,000 WORDS
 20,00O TO 50,000 WORDS
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nkfloofiepoof:

redseeker:

deathcomes4u:

peaceheather:

caitlynlynch:


Adding to this because of @illogicalilse‘s tags “
#*steeples fingers in-front of face*#i’ve read fanfiction longer than all of these

“
“Over 150,000 words = Epic Fanfiction”


Yeah, what do you call 400k?

Insanity

@devcon03 I remember you were wondering about this.

friendly reminder that fanfic authors write full length novels for free, and all most of us ask in return is exposure in the form of recommendations, reblogs, and feedback

Not just full length novels, but full-length BOOK SERIES. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stones was 76,944 words.Eragon was 157k wordsThe Hobbit was 95,022.words (and yes, those 22 at the end are very important words~) Anyway, please PLEASE review, comment, and share the fanfictions you like. These authors are, for free, giving you hours and hours and hours of entertainment. Thank them.

fuckingconversations: nkfloofiepoof: redseeker: deathcomes4u: peaceheather: caitlynlynch: Adding to this because of @illogicalilse‘...

Hobbit: gipsyspirits: Bonjour vous! I was tagged by @victoria-krueger @lastbreathbeforethefade and @tarinya-quinn again to show this face so, here! (thanks for the tag❤) Tomorrow is the start of 10 straight days of work so, yay for that, i’m excited yet tired, i slept 9 hours for the first time in 3 months yesterday😂 I hope that everyone is having a good time, and on that note, I’ll tag the 3 who tagged me back +: @poisonivybelladonna @macabremusings @cutefreakshow @flowerywifey @mazsolacska @themoontime @th4tghoul-by-theriver @lord-worms-shakespeare-class @lovecraaaft @dysmorphixx @solrift @sonador-reveur @drearydaffodil @zombielandmine @ethereal-valky @another-daughter-of-vikings @allllyyyyb @atomic-soup @attheheartofwinter @cyanide-laced @amavi-vibes @my-sxe-world @bootyofdarkness @yes-iamthemadhatter @goona @goodbyetogravity @type-ho-negative @beyondthedarksun @unchain-the-colours @wrestlethedevil @bitesize-butterflies @opethlia @ollis-beard @theweirdgirlthatlikesmetal @misshammett @ruxandravalkyrie @valhallstruevalkyrie @mirror-sword-and-shield @scarsoftheshatteredsky @thorinarkenstoned @prideandperdition @primoviktoriya @night-witch-of-the-butts @nasty-hobbit @brainlessmvtant @pinhead-in-stilettos @celtic-frosted-flakes @lafemmedemon @daughterofthestorm @casssie21 @sathynium @aleksandroskaya @inlovewithammett @evil-lil-newt And anyone who sees this. Je vous aime❤
Hobbit: gipsyspirits:
Bonjour vous! I was tagged by @victoria-krueger @lastbreathbeforethefade and @tarinya-quinn again to show this face so, here! (thanks for the tag❤)

Tomorrow is the start of 10 straight days of work so, yay for that, i’m excited yet tired, i slept 9 hours for the first time in 3 months yesterday😂

I hope that everyone is having a good time, and on that note, I’ll tag the 3 who tagged me back +: @poisonivybelladonna @macabremusings @cutefreakshow @flowerywifey @mazsolacska @themoontime @th4tghoul-by-theriver @lord-worms-shakespeare-class @lovecraaaft @dysmorphixx @solrift @sonador-reveur @drearydaffodil @zombielandmine @ethereal-valky @another-daughter-of-vikings @allllyyyyb @atomic-soup @attheheartofwinter @cyanide-laced @amavi-vibes @my-sxe-world @bootyofdarkness @yes-iamthemadhatter @goona @goodbyetogravity @type-ho-negative @beyondthedarksun @unchain-the-colours @wrestlethedevil @bitesize-butterflies @opethlia @ollis-beard @theweirdgirlthatlikesmetal @misshammett @ruxandravalkyrie @valhallstruevalkyrie @mirror-sword-and-shield @scarsoftheshatteredsky @thorinarkenstoned @prideandperdition @primoviktoriya @night-witch-of-the-butts @nasty-hobbit @brainlessmvtant @pinhead-in-stilettos @celtic-frosted-flakes @lafemmedemon @daughterofthestorm
@casssie21 @sathynium
@aleksandroskaya @inlovewithammett @evil-lil-newt
And anyone who sees this.

Je vous aime❤

gipsyspirits: Bonjour vous! I was tagged by @victoria-krueger @lastbreathbeforethefade and @tarinya-quinn again to show this face so, her...