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Beard, Blessed, and Bodies : Fun Fact: For humans,
 elf cum is both an
 aphrodisiac and
 a powerful laxative.
 Fun Fact: We hate
 writing holiday jokes.
 Fun Fact: In 2013, over
 three million children
 died of starvation.
 Fun Fact: It's important
 to respect all faiths.
 Except Hinduism. Four
 arms and an elephant
 head? Come on.
 Fun Fact: You can
 choose your friends,
 but you can't choose
 your family. But you
 can choose friends
 who will murder your
 family for money
 Printed in Ca

 Jiezing into
 Santa's beard
 A simultaneous
 nightmare and wet The Hawaiarn
 dream starring
 Sigourney Weaver
 Having a strong
 Finding out that
 Breeding elves
 for their priceless
 Obamacare.
 and her flying
 detachable vagina
 Slicing a ham
 ence
 The royal
 afterbirth
 Being blind
 having no limbs
 People with cake
 talking about how
 The shittier
 Jewish version
 of Christmas
 The Grinch's musty
 Swapping bodies
 with mom
 for a day
 Congress's flaccikd
 penises withering
 away beneath their
 suit pants.
 Because they are
 forbidden from
 masturbating,
 Mormons channel
 their repressed
 Rudolph's bright
 red bails
 good cake is.
 Making up for
 10 years of shitty
 parenting with
 a PlayStation
 Here's what you
 sexual energy into
 What's the
 one thing that
 makes an ef
 new year
 Out:
 In:
 in my day, all we
 I really hope my
 grandma doesnt
 ask me to explain
 instantly ejaculate?
 Blessed are you,
 Lord our God,
 creator of the
 universe, who
 has granted us
 time was
 Revealed:
 Why He Really
 again.
 HUMANS
 Pope Benedict's
 Secret Struggle
 with
 BOT
Friend just linked me all his holiday cards

Friend just linked me all his holiday cards