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Horse: There is a HORSE in my HORSE
Horse: There is a HORSE in my HORSE

There is a HORSE in my HORSE

Horse: There is a HORSE in my HORSE
Horse: There is a HORSE in my HORSE

There is a HORSE in my HORSE

Horse: awesomacious: Eats a horse all by herself
Horse: awesomacious:

Eats a horse all by herself

awesomacious: Eats a horse all by herself

Horse: And the horse he rode in on by itgoesbonk MORE MEMES
Horse: And the horse he rode in on by itgoesbonk
MORE MEMES

And the horse he rode in on by itgoesbonk MORE MEMES

Horse: And the horse he rode in on
Horse: And the horse he rode in on

And the horse he rode in on

Horse: That poor goddamn horse
Horse: That poor goddamn horse

That poor goddamn horse

Horse: That poor goddamn horse
Horse: That poor goddamn horse

That poor goddamn horse

Horse: Eats a horse all by herself
Horse: Eats a horse all by herself

Eats a horse all by herself

Horse: Some European swallows just don’t know their own weight to coconut ratio. Either that or there is a horse limping around in circles somewhere near here.
Horse: Some European swallows just don’t know their own weight to coconut ratio. Either that or there is a horse limping around in circles somewhere near here.

Some European swallows just don’t know their own weight to coconut ratio. Either that or there is a horse limping around in circles somew...

Horse: Horse sitting down
Horse: Horse sitting down

Horse sitting down

Horse: ask-art-student-prussia: bubblyernie: someone asked about a horse-rider austria from my au and yknow what.. ……i had to go all out and actually draw it.  art tag // commission info
Horse: ask-art-student-prussia:

bubblyernie:
someone asked about a horse-rider austria from my au and yknow what.. ……i had to go all out and actually draw it. 
art tag // commission info

ask-art-student-prussia: bubblyernie: someone asked about a horse-rider austria from my au and yknow what.. ……i had to go all out and ac...

Horse: Not the only piece of horse anatomy he’s missing
Horse: Not the only piece of horse anatomy he’s missing

Not the only piece of horse anatomy he’s missing

Horse: phantomemes: sentences from the youtube series  ,  buzzfeed unsolved .  primarily taken from season 5′s supernatural investigations . “ it doesn’t matter because you’re dead ” “ it’s not impressive  ,  no one’s impressed ” “ the spot of your death is now a lovely gift shop ” “ as god as my witness  ,  he snapped him in half ” “ i seriously want you to throw something right at my face ” “ you can live in the cave ” “ i’m a big fan of your name ” “ the fact that you steal  ,  that’s really funny to me ” “ that’s the greatest thing to steal  :  a man’s joy ” “ because i’m a masochist ” “ i’m going to regret this ” “ i’ve lost the ability to feel ” “ they’re gonna fucking murder you ” “ the way you shushed me was quite rude ” “ cowards  ,  all of you ” “ i’m strange and off putting ” “ i should not feel confident in the face of any man ” “ here you are  ,  smiling in the face of the devil ” “ i hate bats ” “ bats sometimes carry rabies and that’s a thing i’m afraid of ” “ not today devil birds  ,  not today ” “ i think i’m blacking out right now ” “ i don’t think i’m going to remember this moment ” “ i think i’m gonna cry ” “ i keep forgetting there’s ghosts in here ” “ if you know me and my debilitating fear of bears  ,  this is my worst nightmare ” “ i’m standing on an altar alone ” “ maybe you’ll wake up in the middle of the night and eat your cat ” “ i’m so glad that’s over let’s go eat taco bell ” “ were you making horse noises ? ” “ in case any of you needed a reminder this place is a twisting nightmare ” “ there’s a good chance i’m gonna fart in here ” “ well this is horrifying ” “ let’s do each other a favor and not show ourselves to each other ” “ if you could do me a big solid and not do anything that would be sublime ” “ this is just as horrifying as i thought it would be ” “ you talk to hide from the silence ” “ do i look like the kind of man who could give advice ? ” “ several bad choices have lead me to this moment ” “ let’s play look at the ceiling tiles !  1 , 2 , 3 , 4 … ” “ i just wanna know if you think they have belly buttons ” “ i did meet some of the most insufferable people but they also met me ” “ if it sounds like a duck and walks like a duck ”
Horse: phantomemes:
sentences from the youtube series  ,  buzzfeed unsolved .  primarily taken from season 5′s supernatural investigations .
“ it doesn’t matter because you’re dead ”
“ it’s not impressive  ,  no one’s impressed ”
“ the spot of your death is now a lovely gift shop ”
“ as god as my witness  ,  he snapped him in half ”
“ i seriously want you to throw something right at my face ”
“ you can live in the cave ”
“ i’m a big fan of your name ”
“ the fact that you steal  ,  that’s really funny to me ”
“ that’s the greatest thing to steal  :  a man’s joy ”
“ because i’m a masochist ”
“ i’m going to regret this ”
“ i’ve lost the ability to feel ”
“ they’re gonna fucking murder you ”
“ the way you shushed me was quite rude ”
“ cowards  ,  all of you ”
“ i’m strange and off putting ”
“ i should not feel confident in the face of any man ”
“ here you are  ,  smiling in the face of the devil ”
“ i hate bats ”
“ bats sometimes carry rabies and that’s a thing i’m afraid of ”
“ not today devil birds  ,  not today ”
“ i think i’m blacking out right now ”
“ i don’t think i’m going to remember this moment ”
“ i think i’m gonna cry ”
“ i keep forgetting there’s ghosts in here ”
“ if you know me and my debilitating fear of bears  ,  this is my worst nightmare ”
“ i’m standing on an altar alone ”
“ maybe you’ll wake up in the middle of the night and eat your cat ”
“ i’m so glad that’s over let’s go eat taco bell ”
“ were you making horse noises ? ”
“ in case any of you needed a reminder this place is a twisting nightmare ”
“ there’s a good chance i’m gonna fart in here ”
“ well this is horrifying ”
“ let’s do each other a favor and not show ourselves to each other ”
“ if you could do me a big solid and not do anything that would be sublime ”
“ this is just as horrifying as i thought it would be ”
“ you talk to hide from the silence ”
“ do i look like the kind of man who could give advice ? ”
“ several bad choices have lead me to this moment ”
“ let’s play look at the ceiling tiles !  1 , 2 , 3 , 4 … ”
“ i just wanna know if you think they have belly buttons ”
“ i did meet some of the most insufferable people but they also met me ”
“ if it sounds like a duck and walks like a duck ”

phantomemes: sentences from the youtube series  ,  buzzfeed unsolved .  primarily taken from season 5′s supernatural investigations . “ i...

Horse: Eats a horse all by herself
Horse: Eats a horse all by herself

Eats a horse all by herself

Horse: Eats a horse all by herself by eyooji MORE MEMES
Horse: Eats a horse all by herself by eyooji
MORE MEMES

Eats a horse all by herself by eyooji MORE MEMES

Horse: The horse we passed having the best day ever!
Horse: The horse we passed having the best day ever!

The horse we passed having the best day ever!

Horse: justcatposts: “Romka grew up on a farm with horses and now she thinks she’s a horse”You guys deserved to see this masterpiece so I reuploaded it again xDvia u/FragrantPlate7 on reddit
Horse: justcatposts:

“Romka grew up on a farm with horses and now she thinks she’s a horse”You guys deserved to see this masterpiece so I reuploaded it again xDvia u/FragrantPlate7 on reddit

justcatposts: “Romka grew up on a farm with horses and now she thinks she’s a horse”You guys deserved to see this masterpiece so I reupl...

Horse: space-pics: The horse head nebula
Horse: space-pics:

The horse head nebula

space-pics: The horse head nebula

Horse: One Horse Town
Horse: One Horse Town

One Horse Town

Horse: This horse is a great reminder that our generation did not invent shitposting, it merely adapted it to another form
Horse: This horse is a great reminder that our generation did not invent shitposting, it merely adapted it to another form

This horse is a great reminder that our generation did not invent shitposting, it merely adapted it to another form

Horse: This horse is a great reminder that our generation did not invent shitposting, it merely adapted it to another form
Horse: This horse is a great reminder that our generation did not invent shitposting, it merely adapted it to another form

This horse is a great reminder that our generation did not invent shitposting, it merely adapted it to another form

Horse: My dad sent me this today. This is his horse Dan. Nothing wrong with him he just wanted to lay down.
Horse: My dad sent me this today. This is his horse Dan. Nothing wrong with him he just wanted to lay down.

My dad sent me this today. This is his horse Dan. Nothing wrong with him he just wanted to lay down.

Horse: My dad sent me this today. This is his horse Dan. Nothing wrong with him he just wanted to lay down.
Horse: My dad sent me this today. This is his horse Dan. Nothing wrong with him he just wanted to lay down.

My dad sent me this today. This is his horse Dan. Nothing wrong with him he just wanted to lay down.

Horse: Never tell your horse loving daughter that she was born in the Year of the Monkey
Horse: Never tell your horse loving daughter that she was born in the Year of the Monkey

Never tell your horse loving daughter that she was born in the Year of the Monkey

Horse: Never tell your horse loving daughter that she was born in the Year of the Monkey
Horse: Never tell your horse loving daughter that she was born in the Year of the Monkey

Never tell your horse loving daughter that she was born in the Year of the Monkey

Horse: A Horse is a Horse… by Rollin_Soul_O MORE MEMES
Horse: A Horse is a Horse… by Rollin_Soul_O
MORE MEMES

A Horse is a Horse… by Rollin_Soul_O MORE MEMES

Horse: A Horse is a Horse…
Horse: A Horse is a Horse…

A Horse is a Horse…

Horse: Horse divorce by Vallimeistari MORE MEMES
Horse: Horse divorce by Vallimeistari
MORE MEMES

Horse divorce by Vallimeistari MORE MEMES

Horse: Sluttiest Horse Award Goes To…
Horse: Sluttiest Horse Award Goes To…

Sluttiest Horse Award Goes To…

Horse: Horse
Horse: Horse

Horse

Horse: Wholesome horse
Horse: Wholesome horse

Wholesome horse

Horse: dynastylnoire: writernotwaiting: hellenhighwater: astolen98saturnsedan: luadell: thisnewdevilry: sputnikcentury: teapotsahoy: lovedsomuch: warsfeils: anubituf: harukami: last-snowfall: weareallmedie: firedanceryote: reptila-tequila: qeilla: thefreckledavantgardegoober: mysticmisfit89: Meanwhile, in prehistoric Canada….. No no, you don’t understand, moose really do get that big. Take it from a Canadian. I’ve seen that bullshit in person. Scary as all heck. And that’s how people can die if they hit a moose. Seriously, one of our fears when driving in the country is having to deal with this scenario of a moose jumping out in front of the car. moose are actual legit ice age megafauna; theyve been here since the ice age, they are old as fuck. they also are pretty terrifying and ive echoed this before but i went to wiki and “In terms of raw numbers, they attack more people than bears and wolves combined” and “ In the Americas, moose injure more people than any other wild mammal and, worldwide, only hippopotamuses injure more.” like, fuck off with that I was dog sitting a dog once who insisted she had to go out in the middle of the night it was an emergency, so I took her out. Suddenly she starts pointing and barking and I look up and can just make out the outline of a HUGE moose. I’ve been accidentally face to face with a black bear and that scared me less than being up close with a moose. I’m 5 foot so imagine staring up at an animal several feet taller than you that is debating charging the dog who’s leash you are holding. I was terrified as I grabbed the dog by her collar to get better control over her and backed up slowly til I was out of line of sight and bolted for the house at a dead run. Did you know most Canadian lake monster stories come from people seeing moose swimming? They are massive animals. They are massive and they charge. I get so scared when tourists are all “oh yeah, we got out of the car to get a closer look and, ya’ll have some mighty impressive animals around here.”Yes, yes we do, and they have mighty tired guardian angels because moose can, and do, charge at people. Someone my mom worked with died hitting a moose on the highway. Their eyes don’t reflect light. In the dark they are literally nothing but a big slightly darker shape in the night. Roughly every year in the town I grew up in, a cow (moose) and her calf will wander through downtown. Maybe once or twice. If she’s aggressive enough, the local Mounties will escort her through to keep idiots away. I’ve definitely talked with people who thought moose were deer-sized or maybe horse-sized and I was like NO YOU DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND MOOSE ARE TERRIFYING Moose are terrifying, you guys. I finally live on a province where moose and deer exist. I do not drive at night in fear of meeting one. If you hit a moose going 90 on a highway, not only is your car trashed, you are probably trashed. I’ve seen cars that got wrecked and there seems to be a consensus that at least half the time, the giant fucking beastie just shakes itself off and continues gallumphing along the countryside. If you fucking hit a moose with your car and their legs go through your windshield, congratulations, you are dead. Massive hooves kicking you to death? Yeah.  Moose are fucking terrifying. Bull moose won’t fuck with you too much unless you fuck with them, but the time a bull moose casually swaggered his way past 7 year old me when I was sledding literally put me off winter sports for a solid month.  Momma moose and their babies, though? I legitimately had to call in to work to be like “ey yo there is a moose in my driveway and I can’t get out” AND MY MANAGERS UNDERSTOOD. Moose. MOOSE. I have to admit I thought they were like a Canadian deer before this. The commenter above who claims that moose’s eyes don’t reflect light is only partially correct; if you shine a flashlight in a moose’s eyes it will glow like a cat (and then you will probably get killed to death by an annoyed moose) but the reason they are so dangerous to cars at nights is that they are too tall for the headlights to reach. Think about that. Moose confirmed for actual kaiju. Kaiju category: Maple.   Now I kinda want a kaiju movie set in Canada where it’s just a moose. Like a regular moose but more aggressive. @ssalogel For scale, a female african elephant is 7.2-8.5 feet at the shoulder, according to Wikipedia. A moose is  4.6 – 6.9 ft. at the shoulder. So instead of thinking “This animal is a bit bigger than a deer” you can think “This animal is barely smaller than an elephant” And they can run up to 40 miles per hour A 16 wheeler with fur
Horse: dynastylnoire:

writernotwaiting:

hellenhighwater:

astolen98saturnsedan:

luadell:

thisnewdevilry:

sputnikcentury:

teapotsahoy:

lovedsomuch:

warsfeils:

anubituf:

harukami:

last-snowfall:

weareallmedie:

firedanceryote:

reptila-tequila:

qeilla:

thefreckledavantgardegoober:

mysticmisfit89:

Meanwhile, in prehistoric Canada…..

No no, you don’t understand, moose really do get that big. Take it from a Canadian. I’ve seen that bullshit in person. Scary as all heck.

And that’s how people can die if they hit a moose. Seriously, one of our fears when driving in the country is having to deal with this scenario of a moose jumping out in front of the car.

moose are actual legit ice age megafauna; theyve been here since the ice age, they are old as fuck. they also are pretty terrifying and ive echoed this before but i went to wiki and “In terms of raw numbers, they attack more people than bears and wolves combined” and “ In the Americas, moose injure more people than any other wild mammal and, worldwide, only hippopotamuses injure more.”
like, fuck off with that

I was dog sitting a dog once who insisted she had to go out in the middle of the night it was an emergency, so I took her out. Suddenly she starts pointing and barking and I look up and can just make out the outline of a HUGE moose. I’ve been accidentally face to face with a black bear and that scared me less than being up close with a moose. I’m 5 foot so imagine staring up at an animal several feet taller than you that is debating charging the dog who’s leash you are holding. I was terrified as I grabbed the dog by her collar to get better control over her and backed up slowly til I was out of line of sight and bolted for the house at a dead run. Did you know most Canadian lake monster stories come from people seeing moose swimming? They are massive animals.

They are massive and they charge. I get so scared when tourists are all “oh yeah, we got out of the car to get a closer look and, ya’ll have some mighty impressive animals around here.”Yes, yes we do, and they have mighty tired guardian angels because moose can, and do, charge at people.

Someone my mom worked with died hitting a moose on the highway. Their eyes don’t reflect light. In the dark they are literally nothing but a big slightly darker shape in the night. Roughly every year in the town I grew up in, a cow (moose) and her calf will wander through downtown. Maybe once or twice. If she’s aggressive enough, the local Mounties will escort her through to keep idiots away.

I’ve definitely talked with people who thought moose were deer-sized or maybe horse-sized and I was like NO YOU DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND MOOSE ARE TERRIFYING
Moose are terrifying, you guys.

I finally live on a province where moose and deer exist.
I do not drive at night in fear of meeting one. If you hit a moose going 90 on a highway, not only is your car trashed, you are probably trashed. I’ve seen cars that got wrecked and there seems to be a consensus that at least half the time, the giant fucking beastie just shakes itself off and continues gallumphing along the countryside.

If you fucking hit a moose with your car and their legs go through your windshield, congratulations, you are dead. Massive hooves kicking you to death? Yeah. 
Moose are fucking terrifying. Bull moose won’t fuck with you too much unless you fuck with them, but the time a bull moose casually swaggered his way past 7 year old me when I was sledding literally put me off winter sports for a solid month. 
Momma moose and their babies, though? I legitimately had to call in to work to be like “ey yo there is a moose in my driveway and I can’t get out” AND MY MANAGERS UNDERSTOOD.
Moose. MOOSE.

I have to admit I thought they were like a Canadian deer before this.

The commenter above who claims that moose’s eyes don’t reflect light is only partially correct; if you shine a flashlight in a moose’s eyes it will glow like a cat (and then you will probably get killed to death by an annoyed moose) but the reason they are so dangerous to cars at nights is that they are too tall for the headlights to reach. Think about that.

Moose confirmed for actual kaiju.


Kaiju category: Maple.  


Now I kinda want a kaiju movie set in Canada where it’s just a moose. Like a regular moose but more aggressive. 

@ssalogel

For scale, a female african elephant is 7.2-8.5 feet at the shoulder, according to Wikipedia. A moose is 

4.6 – 6.9 ft. at the shoulder. So instead of thinking “This animal is a bit bigger than a deer” you can think “This animal is barely smaller than an elephant”

And they can run up to 40 miles per hour


A 16 wheeler with fur

dynastylnoire: writernotwaiting: hellenhighwater: astolen98saturnsedan: luadell: thisnewdevilry: sputnikcentury: teapotsahoy: lov...

Horse: Thought I’d bumped into batman! Turns out it’s just a horse.
Horse: Thought I’d bumped into batman! Turns out it’s just a horse.

Thought I’d bumped into batman! Turns out it’s just a horse.

Horse: Thought I’d bumped into batman! Turns out it’s just a horse.
Horse: Thought I’d bumped into batman! Turns out it’s just a horse.

Thought I’d bumped into batman! Turns out it’s just a horse.

Horse: Lucky horse !
Horse: Lucky horse !

Lucky horse !

Horse: Don’t insult my cookie, it think it looks like a real horse.
Horse: Don’t insult my cookie, it think it looks like a real horse.

Don’t insult my cookie, it think it looks like a real horse.

Horse: Don’t insult my cookie, it think it looks like a real horse.
Horse: Don’t insult my cookie, it think it looks like a real horse.

Don’t insult my cookie, it think it looks like a real horse.

Horse: exeggcute:making sure my prized thoroughbred horse grows up healthy and strong by feeding him six cups of instant ramen every night
Horse: exeggcute:making sure my prized thoroughbred horse grows up healthy and strong by feeding him six cups of instant ramen every night

exeggcute:making sure my prized thoroughbred horse grows up healthy and strong by feeding him six cups of instant ramen every night

Horse: feniczoroark: shitty-car-mods-daily: One way to add horse power @randomnightlord
Horse: feniczoroark:

shitty-car-mods-daily:

One way to add horse power


@randomnightlord

feniczoroark: shitty-car-mods-daily: One way to add horse power @randomnightlord

Horse: Hung like a horse [OC]
Horse: Hung like a horse [OC]

Hung like a horse [OC]