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Click, Fail, and Fucking: 22+ Tumblr Posts To Help You Laugh Your Troubles Away irrevocably-delicious Irrevocably-delicious @india draws Anyone who's worked in retail has probably participated in this thing I call "circle talk" and it is by far one the most exhausting and irritating parts of my job. 12-05 PM Jan 19, 2019- Twitter Web App Circle talk is when a customer asks you a question, but when you answer it, they continue to stare at you blankly. So you repeat your answer over and over, slightly rephrasing it until it permeates their brain. "How big does this cactus grow?" "It'll get quite large, but it's very slow growing, so you won't see much of a difference until almost 10 years" "Oh my wife has one that's like half metre" "Yes that must be quite old" "So they can get that big?" "Yes but not for a long time" "about 10 years?" "YES" 12:05 PM Jan 19, 2019 Twitter Web App he Cackes Grows slo Oh right& he Cockuss slow growino The Slow growing Cachs Small Cactsou will not grouw og quich Some retail complaints from twitter this morning. I don't think anyone can fully comprehend how stupid humans are until they work a retail or hospitality job. starfire003 I'd like to add on the people who ask a question, get an answer they don't like and ask the same question in a different way to get the response they want. corisanna I get stuff like this often enough at work, but that last one? There is one customer we have that does that so frequently and for so long (personal record with me is goddamn FORTY MINUTES of trying to get the answer she wanted) that we call her Circle Lady when she isn't present. Then there are the ones who do this, fail, and try it again with the same employees the next day greatfay Me: "For the drink, it's [x amount]) Customer: "I saw a sign that I get a free drink?" Me: "For signing up for our rewards program, yes:" Customer: "Oh... I don't have one of those Me: "Well if you sign up, you can get the free drink! :) Customer: "Eh don't want to sign up" Me: " " Customer: "I hate getting all those emails" Me: "Oh, well you can opt out of emails, I can show you how:) Customer: "No thanks, I don't want an account" Me: "Okay... well the drink will be [x amount]: Customer: "I thought it was free?" Me: ")" Me: "It's free if you sign up for our rewards program:)" Customer: "I don't want to sign up" Me: "Then the drink isn't free :)" Customer: "You can't just give me the drink?" Me: "No, I can't unfortunately:) Customer: "Why not? It's only [x amount] Me: "if that's not a lot of money to you, why don't you just pay for it? : Customer: "This is shit customer service" Me: ")" Customer: "This is highway robbery, squeezing every dime out of people, you should be ashamed of yourself-" Me: "I don't control the prices, I'm just a cashier:) Customer: "-making a fucking fuss over a damn drink and it's not even a large- Me: "That's not my decision, I'm just a cashier:) Customer:"-and you bet I won't be coming back here again Me: "How unfortunate :)" thekeybladeninja I can feel the) deep in my soul 74,441 notes Click to see full Sarcasm Goal 22+ Tumblr Posts To Help You Laugh Your Troubles Away #funny #memes #tumblr #funnymemes
Click, Fail, and Fucking: 22+ Tumblr Posts To Help You Laugh Your Troubles Away
 irrevocably-delicious
 Irrevocably-delicious
 @india draws
 Anyone who's worked in retail has
 probably participated in this thing I
 call "circle talk" and it is by far one
 the most exhausting and irritating
 parts of my job.
 12-05 PM Jan 19, 2019- Twitter Web App
 Circle talk is when a customer asks
 you a question, but when you answer
 it, they continue to stare at you
 blankly. So you repeat your answer
 over and over, slightly rephrasing it
 until it permeates their brain.
 "How big does this cactus grow?"
 "It'll get quite large, but it's very slow
 growing, so you won't see much of a
 difference until almost 10 years"
 "Oh my wife has one that's like half
 metre"
 "Yes that must be quite old"
 "So they can get that big?"
 "Yes but not for a long time"
 "about 10 years?"
 "YES"
 12:05 PM Jan 19, 2019 Twitter Web App
 he Cackes Grows slo
 Oh right& he Cockuss slow
 growino
 The Slow growing Cachs
 Small Cactsou
 will not grouw og quich
 Some retail complaints from twitter this
 morning. I don't think anyone can fully
 comprehend how stupid humans are until they
 work a retail or hospitality job.
 starfire003
 I'd like to add on the people who ask a question,
 get an answer they don't like and ask the same
 question in a different way to get the response
 they want.
 corisanna
 I get stuff like this often enough at work, but
 that last one? There is one customer we have
 that does that so frequently and for so long
 (personal record with me is goddamn FORTY
 MINUTES of trying to get the answer she
 wanted) that we call her Circle Lady when she
 isn't present.
 Then there are the ones who do this, fail, and
 try it again with the same employees the next
 day
 greatfay
 Me: "For the drink, it's [x amount])
 Customer: "I saw a sign that I get a free drink?"
 Me: "For signing up for our rewards program,
 yes:"
 Customer: "Oh... I don't have one of those
 Me: "Well if you sign up, you can get the free
 drink! :)
 Customer: "Eh don't want to sign up"
 Me: " "
 Customer: "I hate getting all those emails"
 Me: "Oh, well you can opt out of emails, I can
 show you how:)
 Customer: "No thanks, I don't want an
 account"
 Me: "Okay... well the drink will be [x amount]:
 Customer: "I thought it was free?"
 Me: ")"
 Me: "It's free if you sign up for our rewards
 program:)"
 Customer: "I don't want to sign up"
 Me: "Then the drink isn't free :)"
 Customer: "You can't just give me the drink?"
 Me: "No, I can't unfortunately:)
 Customer: "Why not? It's only [x amount]
 Me: "if that's not a lot of money to you, why
 don't you just pay for it? :
 Customer: "This is shit customer service"
 Me: ")"
 Customer: "This is highway robbery, squeezing
 every dime out of people, you should be
 ashamed of yourself-"
 Me: "I don't control the prices, I'm just a
 cashier:)
 Customer: "-making a fucking fuss over a
 damn drink and it's not even a large-
 Me: "That's not my decision, I'm just a
 cashier:)
 Customer:"-and you bet I won't be coming
 back here again
 Me: "How unfortunate :)"
 thekeybladeninja
 I can feel the) deep in my soul
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Racism, Tumblr, and White People: Rachel Held Evans @rachelheldevans Just the "Nice White People" chapter in #imstillhere is worth the price of the book, y'all. genous environment. My were much too nice to be racists lt colleagues I don't know where this belief comes from, but I do know it has consequences. When you believe niceness disproves the presence of racism, it's easy believing bigotry is rare, and that the label should be applied only to mean-spirited, in- to start racist tentional acts of discrimination The problem with this framework-besides being a gross misunder- standing of how racism operates in systems and structures enabled by nice people-is that it obli- gates me to be nice in return, rather than truthful. I am expected to come closer to the racists. Be nicer to them. Coddle them. Even more. if most white people are good, in- .ad or 10:12 AM 16 May 18 princecarlton: slowlyandrogynousmiracle: yournewfriendshouse: dandelionofthanatos: If ever there was a paragraph that described Canadian-Brand Racist Jackassetry, THIS IS VERY IT. ‘When you believe niceness disproves the presence of racism, it’s easy to start believing bigotry is rare, and that the label racist should be applied only to mean-spirited, intentional acts of discrimination. The problem with this framework–besides being a gross misunderstanding of how racism operates in systems and structures enabled by nice people–is that it obligates me to be nice in return, rather than truthful. I am expected to come closer to racists. Be nicer to them. Coddle them.’ It’s so good to see this articulated! So much truth in this! The south with their “southern hospitality.” They say something racist in the sweetest way. It’s like being offered a slice of pie with spit in it.
Racism, Tumblr, and White People: Rachel Held Evans
 @rachelheldevans
 Just the "Nice White People"
 chapter in #imstillhere is worth
 the price of the book, y'all.
 genous environment. My
 were much too nice to be racists
 lt
 colleagues
 I don't know where this belief comes from, but
 I do know it has consequences. When you believe
 niceness disproves the presence of racism, it's easy
 believing bigotry is rare, and that the label
 should be applied only to mean-spirited, in-
 to start
 racist
 tentional acts of discrimination The problem with
 this framework-besides being a gross misunder-
 standing of how racism operates in systems and
 structures enabled by nice people-is that it obli-
 gates me to be nice in return, rather than truthful.
 I am expected to come closer to the racists. Be nicer
 to them. Coddle them.
 Even more. if most white people are good, in-
 .ad or
 10:12 AM 16 May 18
princecarlton:

slowlyandrogynousmiracle:

yournewfriendshouse:

dandelionofthanatos:
If ever there was a paragraph that described Canadian-Brand Racist Jackassetry, THIS IS VERY IT.

‘When you believe niceness disproves the presence of racism, it’s easy to start believing bigotry is rare, and that the label racist should be applied only to mean-spirited, intentional acts of discrimination. The problem with this framework–besides being a gross misunderstanding of how racism operates in systems and structures enabled by nice people–is that it obligates me to be nice in return, rather than truthful. I am expected to come closer to racists. Be nicer to them. Coddle them.’

It’s so good to see this articulated! 


So much truth in this!


The south with their “southern hospitality.” They say something racist in the sweetest way. It’s like being offered a slice of pie with spit in it.

princecarlton: slowlyandrogynousmiracle: yournewfriendshouse: dandelionofthanatos: If ever there was a paragraph that described Canadian-...

Arthur, Children, and Dad: The Halfling's declining birthrates, in tandem with a deeply ingrained culture of hospitality has led to a recent uptick in cross-species adoption. Frequently orphaned, due to the naturally short lifespan:s of orcs, orcish children with halfling parents have become somewhat more common in halfling settlements. po Dad (60) (Adopted) Daughter (16) / Love MY While it is generally considered unacceptable for little folk to go adventuring, it is perfectly repectable for any upstanding halfling to travel distantly in search of an appropriate child (In light of recent events, laws have been passed that only allow for one such venture to prevent the sizes of families getting out of hand) missoyashirou: mithrils-hanger: lizawithazed: dvandom: filibusterfrog: halflings love their new giant children “So, Mister…GRAAAAGH Underhill-by-Sackville, is it?”“Indeed.”“You’re an Orc, but you don’t mention any clan….”“Oh, I’m culturally Hobbitish, I was adopted at a very young age.  And I’m very keen on this position you have open at your trading house.”“The guard position?”“Heavens, no.  I barely know which end of a sword goes into the miscreant.  I am a certified accountant, and eager to make my mark in respectable society.” I once played a kobold sorcerer-rogue with this exact backstory even better, Tolkein Orcs seem to grow in size based on how good their diet is. thus Misty Mountain and Moria ‘goblins’ are relatively small (caves rarely provide much in the way of nourishment), Mordor orcs are a bit on the larger size, but still close to dwarf size (given that two hobbits easily blend in), while the extremely well fed Orthanc Uruk-Hai are the size of large men.Hobbits eat six meals a day, when they can get them. and love to snack in between. even the poorest are able to sustain this diet, and the rich just eat far more elaborate meals.  those adopted kids are going to grow up to be huge. A 10 foot tall green dude by the name of Arthur Brambly-Took came to my luncheon and now I’m going to have to marry him
Arthur, Children, and Dad: The Halfling's declining birthrates, in tandem with a deeply ingrained
 culture of hospitality has led to a
 recent uptick in cross-species
 adoption.
 Frequently orphaned, due
 to the naturally short lifespan:s
 of orcs, orcish children with
 halfling parents have
 become somewhat more
 common in halfling
 settlements.
 po
 Dad (60)
 (Adopted) Daughter (16)

 / Love
 MY
 While it is generally considered unacceptable for
 little folk to go adventuring, it is perfectly repectable
 for any upstanding halfling to travel distantly in search
 of an appropriate child
 (In light of recent events, laws have been passed
 that only allow for one such venture to prevent the
 sizes of families getting out of hand)
missoyashirou:

mithrils-hanger:

lizawithazed:

dvandom:

filibusterfrog:
halflings love their new giant children
“So, Mister…GRAAAAGH Underhill-by-Sackville, is it?”“Indeed.”“You’re an Orc, but you don’t mention any clan….”“Oh, I’m culturally Hobbitish, I was adopted at a very young age.  And I’m very keen on this position you have open at your trading house.”“The guard position?”“Heavens, no.  I barely know which end of a sword goes into the miscreant.  I am a certified accountant, and eager to make my mark in respectable society.”


I once played a kobold sorcerer-rogue with this exact backstory

even better, Tolkein Orcs seem to grow in size based on how good their diet is. thus Misty Mountain and Moria ‘goblins’ are relatively small (caves rarely provide much in the way of nourishment), Mordor orcs are a bit on the larger size, but still close to dwarf size (given that two hobbits easily blend in), while the extremely well fed Orthanc Uruk-Hai are the size of large men.Hobbits eat six meals a day, when they can get them. and love to snack in between. even the poorest are able to sustain this diet, and the rich just eat far more elaborate meals. 
those adopted kids are going to grow up to be huge.

A 10 foot tall green dude by the name of Arthur Brambly-Took came to my luncheon and now I’m going to have to marry him

missoyashirou: mithrils-hanger: lizawithazed: dvandom: filibusterfrog: halflings love their new giant children “So, Mister…GRAAAAGH Unde...

Instagram, Tumblr, and Thank You: electriccenturypl: mikeyway: A fond farewell to the @vanswarpedtour. Thank you @waterparks for your hospitality @jawnrocha for the marvelous photo #warpedtour
Instagram, Tumblr, and Thank You: electriccenturypl:

mikeyway: A fond farewell to the @vanswarpedtour. Thank you @waterparks for your hospitality  @jawnrocha for the marvelous photo #warpedtour

electriccenturypl: mikeyway: A fond farewell to the @vanswarpedtour. Thank you @waterparks for your hospitality @jawnrocha for the marvelo...

Ass, Bitch, and Doe: Follow thedocumentary 4 days ago. Burj Khalifa Residences I'm in Abu Dhabi for a day. &_genius_cole sent me 9 watches & 5 bottles to my condo from the Prince of Saudi Arabia... My bday ain't for another 27 days. Shhhhhhhhhh, guess he think it's today. Appreciate the Middle Eastern hospitality!!!!! # Blood Money simplesam11, reedyknodat, your_princesx and 40.7k others like this. a miamihustle Bloodmoney, nuff said, you stay deep doms ig THIS PIC WAS STOLEN BY THE REAL BALLER @markmargulies rabah Hhhhhh and its not his b day fml @moejaber geedadon26 All this nigga @thedocumentary had to do was repost and don't write no fake un true story and niggaz and niggets wouldn't be gettin on his ass lmao nothing wrong with reposting but to write some bull shit with a stolen pic....straight lame...ol Leave a comment Follow markmargulies 4 days ago The Game @thedocumentary posted my picture acting like its his.. Didn't even give me credit wil AT&T 4G※ 2:55 PM @ 42%D LAT&T 4G 2:55 PM @ 43%D PHOTO PHOTO franceley, atimelessgem, cisco yfg and 268 others like this. o 25m thedocumentary Burj Khalifa Residences markmargulies 0 25w marvinark @manoelmenezes96 ele roubou dessa bitch ai hahha sera q eh real mesmo? pq ele faria isso? ele nem precisa paga esse sapo hahah acho q foi ela q roubou dele e ta pagando sapo marvinark na real o bixo roubou mesmo @manoelmenezes96 fakeassnigga kobebuyit Y doe? rabah @moejaber heres the truth I think this dude posted this 25 weeks ago #lol the game have no game moejaber @_rabah_ i got it now... What a shame... Wege3 meen 3ani a5oooo El ga7belh ilovemylife3223 Leave a comment... gucci-flipflops: the original bow wow challenge started with the game 🤣
Ass, Bitch, and Doe: Follow
 thedocumentary
 4 days ago. Burj Khalifa Residences
 I'm in Abu Dhabi for a day. &_genius_cole sent
 me 9 watches & 5 bottles to my condo from the
 Prince of Saudi Arabia... My bday ain't for another 27
 days. Shhhhhhhhhh, guess he think it's today.
 Appreciate the Middle Eastern hospitality!!!!!
 # Blood Money
 simplesam11, reedyknodat, your_princesx and 40.7k
 others like this.
 a miamihustle
 Bloodmoney, nuff said, you stay deep
 doms ig
 THIS PIC WAS STOLEN BY THE REAL BALLER
 @markmargulies
 rabah
 Hhhhhh and its not his b day fml @moejaber
 geedadon26
 All this nigga @thedocumentary had to do was repost
 and don't write no fake un true story and niggaz and
 niggets wouldn't be gettin on his ass lmao nothing
 wrong with reposting but to write some bull shit with a
 stolen pic....straight lame...ol
 Leave a comment

 Follow
 markmargulies
 4 days ago
 The Game @thedocumentary posted my picture
 acting like its his.. Didn't even give me credit
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 marvinark
 @manoelmenezes96 ele roubou dessa bitch ai hahha
 sera q eh real mesmo? pq ele faria isso? ele nem
 precisa paga esse sapo hahah acho q foi ela q roubou
 dele e ta pagando sapo
 marvinark
 na real o bixo roubou mesmo @manoelmenezes96
 fakeassnigga
 kobebuyit
 Y doe?
 rabah
 @moejaber heres the truth I think this dude posted this
 25 weeks ago #lol the game have no game
 moejaber
 @_rabah_ i got it now... What a shame... Wege3 meen
 3ani a5oooo El ga7belh
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 Leave a comment...
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Beer, Confused, and Drinking: a tripad...r.co.uk SHARE HOTOS REVIEWS If im honest the food is ok ' but only if u drink a couple of their flat pints first. l ordered the steak and i did get a tony piece with the lump of fat i got served I went to the bar to order a pint and never got served until i said 'please' i'm 28 years not 28 months Also my friends got ordered off of the table because the food was finished and they didnt have space for people only drinking when they needed the tables for food. We were ordered to stand at the bar only to be told we were clogging the place up and then told to leave. Im laughing typing this as i am so confused as to how the place was so busy with such terrible, angry staff I asked to speak to the manager who spoke and looked like she lived under a bridge Worst bar in Glasgow. But a cracking bit if u order the steak ul get a cracking bit of fat for the dug when u get home Helpful? 70 trípad..r.co.uk SHARE PHOTOS REVIEWS NEARBY Public Relations Manager at responded to this review Having spoken to our staff and watched CCTV we remember the day well Let's start with the "flat pints", our beer selection is pulled through the taps each morning and checked that it is "tap kwality". On the day you mentioned, we had no other complaints about the beer being flat, in fact, we had compliments. Let's move onto the steak. The steak you were served is the same 6oz sirloin that we use on our main meal “Trash Steak" which is one of our top sellers in The ratio of fat to meat is in favour of the meat and when you say "tony" we assume you mean "tiny". Size is a subjective thing and it is encouraging that you think something of a decent a tripad...r.co.uk SHARE PHOTOS REVIEWS NEARBY that you think something of a decent size points more towards the smaller end of the scale. Furthermore, on the day, your party advised that the food was good and you enjoyed it. Your next point regarding saying the word "please" is an interesting one. It's disappointing that you don't feel you need to be polite when requesting something. If you speak to most people, if not all in hospitality, then indeed the customer service industry, you will find that everyone likes to hear the words please" and "thank you". It's this revolutionary thing called manners and has been around for quite some time You should try it With regards to being ordered off the table, Steak Wednesday is one of our busiest days of the week and we have a very large turn over. We therefore want to make sure as many customers get to a tripad...r.co.uk SHARE HOTOS REVIEWS to make sure as many customers get to experience it as possible!Up until 9pm we like to allocate tables for food first and foremost so that people can enjoy their meal and we have the bar area available for drinkers. To recount what happened, you were not ordered to stand at the bar. It was explained that the table was needed for other customers after you had been dining on it for around 2 hours whichi what we feel it ample time to enjoy a meal. Whilst standing at the bar people in your party started to swear and make inappropriate comments about our staff It was also overheard that one of your party threatened violence towards our duty manager. Whilst we understand that there might be the odd comment from customers if something isn't up to scratch or something has affected service, this is not behaviour we will tolerate. Our staff are NOT here to be threatened or abused. They are here to tolerate. Our staff are NOT here to be threatened or abused. They are here to serve you, be spoken to politely and offer a good service As for you comment on our staff member's appearance Paddy, anyone seeing your comment or reading your review will be able to tell more about you as a person than our manager. Take care A long(ish) but satisfying read. When restaurants call out shitty customers.
Beer, Confused, and Drinking: a tripad...r.co.uk
 SHARE
 HOTOS
 REVIEWS
 If im honest the food is ok ' but only if u
 drink a couple of their flat pints first.
 l ordered the steak and i did get a tony
 piece with the lump of fat i got served
 I went to the bar to order a pint and never
 got served until i said 'please' i'm 28 years
 not 28 months
 Also my friends got ordered off of the table
 because the food was finished and they
 didnt have space for people only drinking
 when they needed the tables for food. We
 were ordered to stand at the bar only to be
 told we were clogging the place up and
 then told to leave. Im laughing typing this
 as i am so confused as to how the place
 was so busy with such terrible, angry staff
 I asked to speak to the manager who
 spoke and looked like she lived under a
 bridge
 Worst bar in Glasgow. But a cracking bit if u
 order the steak ul get a cracking bit of fat
 for the dug when u get home
 Helpful? 70

 trípad..r.co.uk
 SHARE
 PHOTOS
 REVIEWS
 NEARBY
 Public Relations Manager at
 responded to this review
 Having spoken to our staff and watched
 CCTV we remember the day well
 Let's start with the "flat pints", our beer
 selection is pulled through the taps each
 morning and checked that it is "tap
 kwality". On the day you mentioned, we
 had no other complaints about the beer
 being flat, in fact, we had compliments.
 Let's move onto the steak. The steak
 you were served is the same 6oz sirloin
 that we use on our main meal “Trash
 Steak" which is one of our top sellers in
 The ratio of fat to meat is in favour
 of the meat and when you say "tony" we
 assume you mean "tiny". Size is a
 subjective thing and it is encouraging
 that you think something of a decent

 a tripad...r.co.uk
 SHARE
 PHOTOS
 REVIEWS
 NEARBY
 that you think something of a decent
 size points more towards the smaller
 end of the scale. Furthermore, on the
 day, your party advised that the food
 was good and you enjoyed it.
 Your next point regarding saying the
 word "please" is an interesting one. It's
 disappointing that you don't feel you
 need to be polite when requesting
 something. If you speak to most people,
 if not all in hospitality, then indeed the
 customer service industry, you will find
 that everyone likes to hear the words
 please" and "thank you". It's this
 revolutionary thing called manners and
 has been around for quite some time
 You should try it
 With regards to being ordered off the
 table, Steak Wednesday is one of our
 busiest days of the week and we have a
 very large turn over. We therefore want
 to make sure as many customers get to

 a tripad...r.co.uk
 SHARE
 HOTOS
 REVIEWS
 to make sure as many customers get to
 experience it as possible!Up until 9pm
 we like to allocate tables for food first
 and foremost so that people can enjoy
 their meal and we have the bar area
 available for drinkers.
 To recount what happened, you were
 not ordered to stand at the bar. It was
 explained that the table was needed for
 other customers after you had been
 dining on it for around 2 hours whichi
 what we feel it ample time to enjoy a
 meal. Whilst standing at the bar people
 in your party started to swear and make
 inappropriate comments about our staff
 It was also overheard that one of your
 party threatened violence towards our
 duty manager. Whilst we understand
 that there might be the odd comment
 from customers if something isn't up to
 scratch or something has affected
 service, this is not behaviour we will
 tolerate. Our staff are NOT here to be
 threatened or abused. They are here to

 tolerate. Our staff are NOT here to be
 threatened or abused. They are here to
 serve you, be spoken to politely and
 offer a good service
 As for you comment on our staff
 member's appearance Paddy, anyone
 seeing your comment or reading your
 review will be able to tell more about
 you as a person than our manager.
 Take care
A long(ish) but satisfying read. When restaurants call out shitty customers.

A long(ish) but satisfying read. When restaurants call out shitty customers.

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 Today 2:31 PM
 Good afternoon Mr. Sanchez
 Welcome to the Embassy
 Suites Downtown. We're glad
 you'll be staying with us.
 Please, let us know if there's
 anything we can do for you.
 during your stay. -Dani
 Can I have a picture of Lionel
 Richie on my nightstand next to
 a lit candle and at least a 95
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 We'll see what we can do for
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 Today 12:23 PM
 Just checking in--how is your
 stay going so far? Feel free to
 reply back with a 1-10 (10
 being excellent). Have a great
 day! -Dani
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 Richie, it's clearly an 11. Thanks
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 Hello! Was that what you were
 looking for?
 Dani
 Well played, Dani. I apologize if
 you find footprints on the
 ceiling of my room. I spent the
 evening dancing on it.
I sent Hilton a text request to build me a shrine to Lionel Richie in my room. They did, and now they're using it in their promotional materials. They even built a replica of the shrine.

I sent Hilton a text request to build me a shrine to Lionel Richie in my room. They did, and now they're using it in their promotional mater...

Beautiful, Family, and Future: Our love is the best love because you make my imaan rise, you help me in the dunya and for that reason l want to meet you again in Jannah! @islam4everyone Repost-beautiful letter from wife to husband 💌 Asalam alikom dearest one. I've been thinking long of how to write to you, whether it is worth doing, and whether you will be pleased with this act of mine. After much thought, I realised that I could never properly thank you for everything you've done for me, as much as you deserve. I found this opportunity beautiful and I won't let it slip. From the very first day we met, I could never imagine how much my life would be changed by the one who, blushing from shyness, forgot to greet me. The first glance I caught of you on our wedding day, it was absolutely clear that you will never hurt me, a man whose face was lit up with a smile of joy and kindness is incapable of doing so. And so we live with you, as they say, in perfect harmony. I got to think about what it means to live that way, a person who didn't love and wasn't loved could not understand it. But from the first day you surrounded me with care and love, didn't let me be sad over little things, and provided support in the hardest matters and decisions. You always treat my parents with respect and hospitality, they have long had a feeling like they've known you forever. You are a great father. Allah gifted us with a wonderful son, and I hope he will have your character. I am calm about his future, as since childhood you've taught all your numerous nephews and nieces obedience and trust in Allah subhana wa ta'ala. Throughout your life, you don't rest your hands and work hard for your family to never feel the need or hunger. You learned well the lesson of our Rasulullah (peace and blessings be upon him): "... speak good or remain silent." Not a foul word fell from your lips, nor do you let others talk foul. You never stint charity and you don't forget to make us happy too, you are very generous. You have always been generous with kind tender words, and you do not miss an opportunity to praise me even for the smallest virtuous deed. Your praise is magical, it never brings a sense of conceit or pride to my heart, it is pure, and the only goal to which I aspire at such moments, is achieving the pleasure of the Almighty through your satisfaction. 👇👇👇
Beautiful, Family, and Future: Our love is the best love because you make my
 imaan rise, you help me in the dunya and for that
 reason l want to meet you again in Jannah!
 @islam4everyone
Repost-beautiful letter from wife to husband 💌 Asalam alikom dearest one. I've been thinking long of how to write to you, whether it is worth doing, and whether you will be pleased with this act of mine. After much thought, I realised that I could never properly thank you for everything you've done for me, as much as you deserve. I found this opportunity beautiful and I won't let it slip. From the very first day we met, I could never imagine how much my life would be changed by the one who, blushing from shyness, forgot to greet me. The first glance I caught of you on our wedding day, it was absolutely clear that you will never hurt me, a man whose face was lit up with a smile of joy and kindness is incapable of doing so. And so we live with you, as they say, in perfect harmony. I got to think about what it means to live that way, a person who didn't love and wasn't loved could not understand it. But from the first day you surrounded me with care and love, didn't let me be sad over little things, and provided support in the hardest matters and decisions. You always treat my parents with respect and hospitality, they have long had a feeling like they've known you forever. You are a great father. Allah gifted us with a wonderful son, and I hope he will have your character. I am calm about his future, as since childhood you've taught all your numerous nephews and nieces obedience and trust in Allah subhana wa ta'ala. Throughout your life, you don't rest your hands and work hard for your family to never feel the need or hunger. You learned well the lesson of our Rasulullah (peace and blessings be upon him): "... speak good or remain silent." Not a foul word fell from your lips, nor do you let others talk foul. You never stint charity and you don't forget to make us happy too, you are very generous. You have always been generous with kind tender words, and you do not miss an opportunity to praise me even for the smallest virtuous deed. Your praise is magical, it never brings a sense of conceit or pride to my heart, it is pure, and the only goal to which I aspire at such moments, is achieving the pleasure of the Almighty through your satisfaction. 👇👇👇

Repost-beautiful letter from wife to husband 💌 Asalam alikom dearest one. I've been thinking long of how to write to you, whether it is wort...

Ass, Bitch, and Doe: Follow thedocumentary 4 days ago. Burj Khalifa Residences I'm in Abu Dhabi for a day. &_genius_cole sent me 9 watches & 5 bottles to my condo from the Prince of Saudi Arabia... My bday ain't for another 27 days. Shhhhhhhhhh, guess he think it's today. Appreciate the Middle Eastern hospitality!!!!! # Blood Money simplesam11, reedyknodat, your_princesx and 40.7k others like this. a miamihustle Bloodmoney, nuff said, you stay deep doms ig THIS PIC WAS STOLEN BY THE REAL BALLER @markmargulies rabah Hhhhhh and its not his b day fml @moejaber geedadon26 All this nigga @thedocumentary had to do was repost and don't write no fake un true story and niggaz and niggets wouldn't be gettin on his ass lmao nothing wrong with reposting but to write some bull shit with a stolen pic....straight lame...ol Leave a comment Follow markmargulies 4 days ago The Game @thedocumentary posted my picture acting like its his.. Didn't even give me credit wil AT&T 4G※ 2:55 PM @ 42%D LAT&T 4G 2:55 PM @ 43%D PHOTO PHOTO franceley, atimelessgem, cisco yfg and 268 others like this. o 25m thedocumentary Burj Khalifa Residences markmargulies 0 25w marvinark @manoelmenezes96 ele roubou dessa bitch ai hahha sera q eh real mesmo? pq ele faria isso? ele nem precisa paga esse sapo hahah acho q foi ela q roubou dele e ta pagando sapo marvinark na real o bixo roubou mesmo @manoelmenezes96 fakeassnigga kobebuyit Y doe? rabah @moejaber heres the truth I think this dude posted this 25 weeks ago #lol the game have no game moejaber @_rabah_ i got it now... What a shame... Wege3 meen 3ani a5oooo El ga7belh ilovemylife3223 Leave a comment... the original bow wow challenge started with the game
Ass, Bitch, and Doe: Follow
 thedocumentary
 4 days ago. Burj Khalifa Residences
 I'm in Abu Dhabi for a day. &_genius_cole sent
 me 9 watches & 5 bottles to my condo from the
 Prince of Saudi Arabia... My bday ain't for another 27
 days. Shhhhhhhhhh, guess he think it's today.
 Appreciate the Middle Eastern hospitality!!!!!
 # Blood Money
 simplesam11, reedyknodat, your_princesx and 40.7k
 others like this.
 a miamihustle
 Bloodmoney, nuff said, you stay deep
 doms ig
 THIS PIC WAS STOLEN BY THE REAL BALLER
 @markmargulies
 rabah
 Hhhhhh and its not his b day fml @moejaber
 geedadon26
 All this nigga @thedocumentary had to do was repost
 and don't write no fake un true story and niggaz and
 niggets wouldn't be gettin on his ass lmao nothing
 wrong with reposting but to write some bull shit with a
 stolen pic....straight lame...ol
 Leave a comment

 Follow
 markmargulies
 4 days ago
 The Game @thedocumentary posted my picture
 acting like its his.. Didn't even give me credit
 wil AT&T 4G※
 2:55 PM
 @
 42%D
 LAT&T
 4G
 2:55 PM
 @ 43%D
 PHOTO
 PHOTO
 franceley, atimelessgem, cisco yfg and 268 others like
 this.
 o 25m
 thedocumentary
 Burj Khalifa Residences
 markmargulies
 0 25w
 marvinark
 @manoelmenezes96 ele roubou dessa bitch ai hahha
 sera q eh real mesmo? pq ele faria isso? ele nem
 precisa paga esse sapo hahah acho q foi ela q roubou
 dele e ta pagando sapo
 marvinark
 na real o bixo roubou mesmo @manoelmenezes96
 fakeassnigga
 kobebuyit
 Y doe?
 rabah
 @moejaber heres the truth I think this dude posted this
 25 weeks ago #lol the game have no game
 moejaber
 @_rabah_ i got it now... What a shame... Wege3 meen
 3ani a5oooo El ga7belh
 ilovemylife3223
 Leave a comment...
the original bow wow challenge started with the game

the original bow wow challenge started with the game

Future, Memes, and Star: 503 m Had a great time rolling with this future star! @kennedy_jiujitsu Thanks for the hospitality @cobrinhacharles and thanks for the push Kennedy! chipofftheoldblock
Future, Memes, and Star: 503 m
Had a great time rolling with this future star! @kennedy_jiujitsu Thanks for the hospitality @cobrinhacharles and thanks for the push Kennedy! chipofftheoldblock

Had a great time rolling with this future star! @kennedy_jiujitsu Thanks for the hospitality @cobrinhacharles and thanks for the push Kenned...

Beautiful, Children, and Life: MEDINA: CITY OF PROPHET MUHAMMAD CITY OF MEDINA-NASHEED @islam everyone whoismohammad May Allâh Subhanahu Wa Ta'ala grant us all a chance to see the beautiful city of Rasullullah. City of Medina. Ameen - City of Medina Nasheed Lyrics - Mercy and Blessings from above, descend ceaselessly on Medina People feel the joy, people feel the love, in the city of Rasullullah A perfect path he laid for everyone, He lived and died for us, what have I done I have forsaken his life; I have abandoned his way, Oh Allah now my time has come - Deep in my heart I feel a change has begun Deep in my soul I feel the warmth of the sun Burning bright with Imaan on the road to Ihsaan All my obstacles I will overcome - Chorus: Peace be upon Rasullullah Peace be upon Habibillah Peace be upon Muhammad Peace be upon ShafiAllah Peace be upon Khairakhilqillah Peace be upon Muhammad Last of the Ambiyaa Without his sunnah, we're disgraced, People rushing in order to embrace The Rahmah that Allah sends down to this place To the city of Medina - Every language and colour you can see There is unrivalled hospitality And dates that's as sweet as the smile of a child Oh I feel so unworthy - Chorus Oh how my mind races back in time To the day in Medina he arrived And all the people came running happily outside To welcome the Messenger - For his call was to worship the One Their hearts united with the beating of the drum And the children were singing praises to him I wish I could?e been there with them - Chorus Standing before him I realize that I have strayed Oh Allah, give me the strength to mend my ways With tears in my eyes, I sincerely pray. -Zain Bhikha
Beautiful, Children, and Life: MEDINA:
 CITY OF
 PROPHET
 MUHAMMAD
 CITY OF MEDINA-NASHEED
 @islam everyone
whoismohammad May Allâh Subhanahu Wa Ta'ala grant us all a chance to see the beautiful city of Rasullullah. City of Medina. Ameen - City of Medina Nasheed Lyrics - Mercy and Blessings from above, descend ceaselessly on Medina People feel the joy, people feel the love, in the city of Rasullullah A perfect path he laid for everyone, He lived and died for us, what have I done I have forsaken his life; I have abandoned his way, Oh Allah now my time has come - Deep in my heart I feel a change has begun Deep in my soul I feel the warmth of the sun Burning bright with Imaan on the road to Ihsaan All my obstacles I will overcome - Chorus: Peace be upon Rasullullah Peace be upon Habibillah Peace be upon Muhammad Peace be upon ShafiAllah Peace be upon Khairakhilqillah Peace be upon Muhammad Last of the Ambiyaa Without his sunnah, we're disgraced, People rushing in order to embrace The Rahmah that Allah sends down to this place To the city of Medina - Every language and colour you can see There is unrivalled hospitality And dates that's as sweet as the smile of a child Oh I feel so unworthy - Chorus Oh how my mind races back in time To the day in Medina he arrived And all the people came running happily outside To welcome the Messenger - For his call was to worship the One Their hearts united with the beating of the drum And the children were singing praises to him I wish I could?e been there with them - Chorus Standing before him I realize that I have strayed Oh Allah, give me the strength to mend my ways With tears in my eyes, I sincerely pray. -Zain Bhikha

whoismohammad May Allâh Subhanahu Wa Ta'ala grant us all a chance to see the beautiful city of Rasullullah. City of Medina. Ameen - City of ...