Also, I need him to have blonde hair and blue eyes, fit, wealthy, nice car and house, world traveler, and magical powers that make all my wi...
I be like, he has my hair tie at his house like I can’t just end it now! I need to go get it and ya if I accidentally fall on his dick then ...
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The usual. Thanks. Oh and that wasn’t me Saturday night. Cool. See ya tomorrow.
“I have been leading in the House to make sure we fight for the resources and policies to secure our border.” Rep. Martha McSally addressed ...
He's gone! @MattBreida goes 67 yards to the HOUSE!
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I’ve done this once or twice
I wanna be on what he's on lmfao😩😩
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A sailboat is shoved up against a house and a collapsed garage after heavy wind and rain from Florence ravaged New Bern, N.C.
Who’s laughs like this 😂😂
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My mom says no even to my friend via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2QyHv5p
This Kid Warmed My Heart
this is too real (@jennaaclaire on Twitter)
@BestMemes literally has the best memes 😂
It's the weekend Sandra. Give me two.
Don’t park in front of my house again, Karen.
Should’ve returned the spatula, Jerry.
Ur move, asshole
Seems about right. . . . @__extendo__
Y’all know this struggle?! 😂💯 https://t.co/SCr3tJd2Zr
Serving homeless chic lewksss 💅🏻
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@yahomiejc just ruining every single house party. 😭😭
Every time 😤
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I let my daughter dye her hair blue in March, and then offered to let her keep it that way.
She decided to go back to her natural color thi...
This may be the greatest story ever told. https://t.co/iaH2vFVglm
"It's waterproof, it keeps them warm, it can't be easily damaged by bad people, it's a study that every animal can figure out easily, one to...