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I thought I was done with this unpacking scenario, but nope.

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I am so busy keeping my head above water that I scarcely know who I am, much less who anyone else is.

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For all you star wars fans

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every day the same telemarketing company calls us. I’ve asked to be taken off their calling list, I’ve tried to be civil, I’ve even tried to not answer the phone, yet they’ll keep calling. So now I’ve resorted to making the phones calls as annoying as possible for them.
Today I asked the person to hold while I got a pen and paper. As of now, they’ve been waiting 45 minutes.

Update:
I just asked him if he was still there, then when he said yes i told him i had found a pen but no paper, but that i’m still looking. It’s been an hour.

I HAVE LITERALLY BEEN ON TUMBLR AND YOUTUBE WHILE THIS GUY WAITS. IT’S BEEN ALMOST AN HOUR AND A HALF

Update:
After an hour and 35 minutes I told him that i had found paper, but my pen was dead. He hung up. Ah well, i’ll just do it again tomorrow!

You are the future

As a former telemarketer, I can tell you that the only reason that guy hung on the line for so long was because he didn’t really want to make any more calls anyway and was probably reading a book or chatting with friends while you pretended to find paper and pen. He was enjoying your mischief as much, if not more, than you were. You literally gave this guy an acceptable reason to take an hour and a half break. You are his hero. He likely only finally hung up because it was officially his break time anyway. He probably told all his co-workers about your call and they’ll be laughing about it for weeks.

Holy shit, is this a happy ending to a post where everybody actually wins?

ACTUALLY YES because according to parental unit number one, telemarketers get paid by how long they’re on the phone with someone. so you were literally helping this friend get paid by doing absolutely shit

vive la resistance

Chaotic Good

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The largest drain hole in the world.
              
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Brain: Percy…but with more tats.
Me: Yes.

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this is the single cutest thing I’ve ever seen in my whole life

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cpt-tightpants:

kniivila:
Dog does not understand

ARE YOU KIDDING ME THIS RULES

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No veo fallas en esta lógica

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prints here

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@fljotafnott

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Nunca juegues con un ingles a un juego de dinero y cerveza


Science

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(photo via princessmisery)

This is a great idea!

this is really cool. Kids hate the big plastic keys cos they’re not interesting, they wanna see the things the grownups use all the time

I kinda want one of these.

DUDE. it’s a giant fucking stim board! GENIUS.

This is brilliant 

Shit, I might make one of these for myself

^^


This is extremely devopmentally appropriate and smart




Hey! They had a thing like this at my preschool, because not only is it a great entertainment center, its also a great tool for teaching toddlers fine motor skills.We also had a board with the fronts of shirts, jackets etc cut out and mounted so we could fool around with and learn how to use buttons, zippers, velcro etc, which meant I was dressing myself pretty early. We also had leftover keyboards, computer mice (sans cables) and a mix and match board of connector cables (bolted down and too short to strangle ourselves with) because I lived in silicon valley in the early 90’s when the tech boom was happening and parents would donate computer stuff for us to fuck around with.Im looking at those gate locks up there and that’s a bit of a bespoke parenting- Dad does run the risk of teaching this toddler how to escape a gated area like the yard, but if the kid isn’t prone to wandering, it’s a good safety thing for him to learn.Some other things to put on a fine motor skills stimboard: doorknobs and handles, switches and buttons (esp of you can wire them up to do something- kids learn patterns way earlier than you might think), window locks and cranks, assorted textures like carpet, fabrics, those reversible sequins, pebbles, sandpaper etc, the tops of jars with different kinds of lids top open and close, and (if you can stand it) anything that makes noises.But pretty much anything that can be fiddled with, changed by touching and is safe to nom on is a good thing.An additional caveat, from my own youth: if the fine motor boards are down at toddler height, dogs, cats, most pet birds and some reptiles will also play with and learn to manipulate these things.  Which is also good mental stimulation for them but you can give your animals interesting ideas about what is ok to handle and teach them skills you might not want them to know.

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tyleroakley:
#2006vs2016: some things never change
лагер Ласло hallobeanies,
лагер Ласло последния епизод,
лагер Ласло обичат болни,
лагер Ласло meatman,
епизоди лагер Ласло,
лагер Ласло забавни моменти,
лагер Ласло хот-дог епизод,
лагер Ласло Свети Валентин,
лагер Ласло край,
лагер Ласло,
лагер Ласло боб и кренвирши,
лагер Ласло пълни епизоди,
лагер Ласло където е Ласло,
лагер Ласло чужденец епизод,
лагер Ласло сте там Смитс,
лагер балсам Ласло въздух,
лагер Ласло AMV,
лагер Ласло животни,
лагер Ласло арабика, 

лагер Ласло работа и тор,
лагер Ласло невероятно състезание,
лагер отваряне Ласло аниме,
лагер Ласло зърна са от Марс,
лагер Ласло боулинг за динозаври,
лагер Ласло е Едуард,
лагер Ласло оригване,
лагер Ласло бебе боб,
лагер Ласло броня,
лагер Ласло боб в Страната на играчките,
лагер Ласло бокса Едуард,
лагер Ласло burpless,
лагер Ласло мида,
лагер Ласло Колед



I thought translating it would clear things up but I’m more confused than ever before.  


*touches soil*something awful happened here

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seriously though
This drawing has gotten so many notes it now has more than one porn blog reblogging it trying to promote themselves. 

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stunningpicture:

Putting an engineering degree to good use


That’s actually pretty cool

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Everything you’d need to know about Hellboy’s character in two panels.


Reading this like a manga gives a different image

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Leaves | Lloyd Schwartz

marianhalcombes: Leaves | Lloyd Schwartz

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RIP John Green. 1977-2014

shinkoukei: RIP John Green. 1977-2014

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afloweroutofstone:
Spent the last four hours or so starting on a new project: mapping the locations of famous horror movies set in America. It’s a work in progress, y’all’ see more when I’m done.
this is like when the RAF tried to figure out where to armour their bombers by looking at the distribution of bullet holes; the empty area on the map is where nobody lived to tell the tale.


It follows population density pretty closely except that the desert Southwest is over represented. Is that because it’s close to Hollywood? Cheap to shoot in? High density of chupacabras?


That’s just where the spooky is. Everything else is just noise from large populations.

Since @argumate​ brought this back, here’s what the map looks like today:
I started adding any horror movie at all, not just well-known ones. Also, it’s global now!

@cominyern​ Subgenre! 
Red is killer/slasher/psychological
Blue is monster/creature
Yellow is ghost/spirit/demon
Green is alien
Black is zombies
Purple is vampires
It lets you look at some cool regional trends, like how ghosts are huge in New England while aliens and vampires have a cluster in the Southwest.

that the original had a lot of black in Pittsburgh is unsurprising, given where a certain George Romero came from, but it now has an interesting relative density and variety.

(i blame the Tom Savini practical effects school in Monessen, personally)



I wish this was an interactive map I want to find and watch my “local” horror movies! 

Ask and you shall receive! Here’s a link to explore the map for your local horror movies!

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someone has waited their entire career to use this headline

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This guy needs a raise

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