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Advice, Life, and Old People: WHEN D WAS A TEEN, D WAS OBESE AND
EVERYONE WAS COMPLAINING ABOUT MY
WEIGHTAND TELLING ME TO STOP EATING SO
MUCH CRAP
FAST FORWARD TO A DECADE LATER, I'M NOW
RIPPED AS HELL AND PROUDLY SPORTING SIX PACK
ABS, AND EVERYONE IS COMPLAINING ABOUT MY
WEIGHT AND TELLING MEI SHOULD EAT MORE
e on imaur
advice-animal:
I’m 24 year old. People have been complaining about my weight my whole life, no one is ever happy, no matter what I do.
![Advice, Life, and Old People: WHEN D WAS A TEEN, D WAS OBESE AND
EVERYONE WAS COMPLAINING ABOUT MY
WEIGHTAND TELLING ME TO STOP EATING SO
MUCH CRAP
FAST FORWARD TO A DECADE LATER, I'M NOW
RIPPED AS HELL AND PROUDLY SPORTING SIX PACK
ABS, AND EVERYONE IS COMPLAINING ABOUT MY
WEIGHT AND TELLING MEI SHOULD EAT MORE
e on imaur
advice-animal:
I’m 24 year old. People have been complaining about my weight my whole life, no one is ever happy, no matter what I do.]()
advice-animal: I’m 24 year old. People have been complaining about my weight my whole life, no one is ever happy, no matter what I do.
Parents, Party, and Period: Parents: "So how was your semester?"
Me:
I am emailing to let you know that I have
marked you absent for today's class,
regardless of if you were physically there.l do
need you to understand that even when I'm
lecturing, I do notice what my students are
doing.
Our class TA was sitting behind you during
class and he reported that you were looking at
pictures of "puppy golden retrievers with party
hats on" for the entire class period while
laughing to yourself.
As wonderful as that activity is, I strongly
advise that you do that in your free time, not
in class.
See you on Tuesday.
This is amazing 😂
![Parents, Party, and Period: Parents: "So how was your semester?"
Me:
I am emailing to let you know that I have
marked you absent for today's class,
regardless of if you were physically there.l do
need you to understand that even when I'm
lecturing, I do notice what my students are
doing.
Our class TA was sitting behind you during
class and he reported that you were looking at
pictures of "puppy golden retrievers with party
hats on" for the entire class period while
laughing to yourself.
As wonderful as that activity is, I strongly
advise that you do that in your free time, not
in class.
See you on Tuesday.
This is amazing 😂]()
This is amazing 😂
Donkey, Shrek, and Too Much: JESSIE
@kacjhickner
I've never related more to a fictional
character more than I do with
Donkey from Shrek. Talks too much,
sings during sentences for no
reason, a little annoying, but for
some reason you still let them hang
around
Yes, chisel away at those hours. #RandomMemes #FunnyMemes #Procrastination #Boredom
![Donkey, Shrek, and Too Much: JESSIE
@kacjhickner
I've never related more to a fictional
character more than I do with
Donkey from Shrek. Talks too much,
sings during sentences for no
reason, a little annoying, but for
some reason you still let them hang
around
Yes, chisel away at those hours. #RandomMemes #FunnyMemes #Procrastination #Boredom]()
Yes, chisel away at those hours. #RandomMemes #FunnyMemes #Procrastination #Boredom
Dank, Wedding, and 🤖: @AieshaMUA
My wedding:
Me: "I do."
Guests: Awwwww
Me: "Or do i?"
Guests: OOOOOOOooooooO
35
Hmmmm...Let me think about it.
By AieshaMUA | TW
![Dank, Wedding, and 🤖: @AieshaMUA
My wedding:
Me: "I do."
Guests: Awwwww
Me: "Or do i?"
Guests: OOOOOOOooooooO
35
Hmmmm...Let me think about it.
By AieshaMUA | TW]()
Hmmmm...Let me think about it. By AieshaMUA | TW
Bitch, Blackpeopletwitter, and Girls: l'll Buy you a Bus Ticket BITCH
@TheRealD_Martin
Every time I do something nice for my
girl other girls ask "Where can I get a
man like you" Right here baby, I cheat.
12/13/18,1:23 PM
262 Retweets 464 Likes
Mr. Right? How about Mr. Right Here? (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)
![Bitch, Blackpeopletwitter, and Girls: l'll Buy you a Bus Ticket BITCH
@TheRealD_Martin
Every time I do something nice for my
girl other girls ask "Where can I get a
man like you" Right here baby, I cheat.
12/13/18,1:23 PM
262 Retweets 464 Likes
Mr. Right? How about Mr. Right Here? (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)]()
Mr. Right? How about Mr. Right Here? (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)
Facts, Golden Globes, and Memes: GEEK
FACTS
1
Black Panther (2018) has been nominated for
Best Picture at the Golden Globes. This is Marvel
Studios first ever nomination and the first time a
superhero film has been nominated in the Best
Picture category. Source: Gizmodo
As many of you know, I enjoyed Black Panther, but I do feel it’s a little overrated as a movie. I appreciate the cultural significance, and it can only be positive if more of the movie-going public feel represented. Everyone deserves a superhero who they can identify with. My question is, can you rank your favourite superhero movies of the year from best to worst? 1. Infinity War 2. Spider-Verse 3. Venom 4. Black Panther. 5. Deadpool 2 6. Ant-Man and the Wasp (edited to add last two movies that I forgot watching) ••• Turn on notifications + Follow: 🍿 - @MovieFacts 🤓 - @GeekFacts 🤔 - @GeekQuote
![Facts, Golden Globes, and Memes: GEEK
FACTS
1
Black Panther (2018) has been nominated for
Best Picture at the Golden Globes. This is Marvel
Studios first ever nomination and the first time a
superhero film has been nominated in the Best
Picture category. Source: Gizmodo
As many of you know, I enjoyed Black Panther, but I do feel it’s a little overrated as a movie. I appreciate the cultural significance, and it can only be positive if more of the movie-going public feel represented. Everyone deserves a superhero who they can identify with. My question is, can you rank your favourite superhero movies of the year from best to worst? 1. Infinity War 2. Spider-Verse 3. Venom 4. Black Panther. 5. Deadpool 2 6. Ant-Man and the Wasp (edited to add last two movies that I forgot watching) ••• Turn on notifications + Follow: 🍿 - @MovieFacts 🤓 - @GeekFacts 🤔 - @GeekQuote]()
As many of you know, I enjoyed Black Panther, but I do feel it’s a little overrated as a movie. I appreciate the cultural significance, and ...
Dad, Tumblr, and Blog: A proud new dad sits down to have a drink with
his father "Well son, now that you've got a kid of
your own, I think it's time to give you this"
"Dad, you don't mean..." "Yes son, I do" Dad pulls
out copy of 1001 Dad Jokes, 5th Edition "Dad...
I'm honoured..., he says, tears sparkling in his
eyes. "Hi honoured, replies his father. "I'm dad"
epicjohndoe:
Proud Dad Gives Something To His Son
![Dad, Tumblr, and Blog: A proud new dad sits down to have a drink with
his father "Well son, now that you've got a kid of
your own, I think it's time to give you this"
"Dad, you don't mean..." "Yes son, I do" Dad pulls
out copy of 1001 Dad Jokes, 5th Edition "Dad...
I'm honoured..., he says, tears sparkling in his
eyes. "Hi honoured, replies his father. "I'm dad"
epicjohndoe:
Proud Dad Gives Something To His Son]()
epicjohndoe: Proud Dad Gives Something To His Son
Barbie, Hello, and McDonalds: Australian slang guide
Please make a Oi chuck a
Chuck a shrimp on Chuck a PRAWN
Instead of:
Say:
Turn
uey
the barbie
Would you like to
go to McDonalds?
Have a look at
something
on the barbie
Maccas run?
Have a captain
cook
Hello there my Oi cu*t
friend
as an australian i can say that i do say chuck a uey and maccas run and i dont get why non aussies think we say chuck a shrimp on the barbie we literally call them prawns but ok
![Barbie, Hello, and McDonalds: Australian slang guide
Please make a Oi chuck a
Chuck a shrimp on Chuck a PRAWN
Instead of:
Say:
Turn
uey
the barbie
Would you like to
go to McDonalds?
Have a look at
something
on the barbie
Maccas run?
Have a captain
cook
Hello there my Oi cu*t
friend
as an australian i can say that i do say chuck a uey and maccas run and i dont get why non aussies think we say chuck a shrimp on the barbie we literally call them prawns but ok]()
as an australian i can say that i do say chuck a uey and maccas run and i dont get why non aussies think we say chuck a shrimp on the barbie...
Memes, Sex, and Virgin: *being
prepared
as virgin
sacrifice*
me: You're making a mistake. I do the sex
shaman: *stops his ritualistic chanting*
me: You wouldn't know her, she goes to a
all the time.
Name the one who takes your seed
different tribe
That one nigga with the imaginary girl friend
![Memes, Sex, and Virgin: *being
prepared
as virgin
sacrifice*
me: You're making a mistake. I do the sex
shaman: *stops his ritualistic chanting*
me: You wouldn't know her, she goes to a
all the time.
Name the one who takes your seed
different tribe
That one nigga with the imaginary girl friend]()
That one nigga with the imaginary girl friend
Meme, Memes, and Police: The Man Behind The "What Are
Those?" Meme Has Died At 31
“Young Busco, whose real name was Brandon Moore, was a father of five. He created one of the biggest memes of the decade with a clip in which he mocks a police officer’s shoes. It went massively viral after it was posted to Vine and was referenced in “Black Panther.” Moore had previously expressed frustration with the meme’s popularity, but told Vice in 2015 that “everything I do, I do for the people anyway. That’s where my fulfillment comes from. That’s how I got my payment.” 😞🙏 @buzzfeednews @youngbusco #WSHH
![Meme, Memes, and Police: The Man Behind The "What Are
Those?" Meme Has Died At 31
“Young Busco, whose real name was Brandon Moore, was a father of five. He created one of the biggest memes of the decade with a clip in which he mocks a police officer’s shoes. It went massively viral after it was posted to Vine and was referenced in “Black Panther.” Moore had previously expressed frustration with the meme’s popularity, but told Vice in 2015 that “everything I do, I do for the people anyway. That’s where my fulfillment comes from. That’s how I got my payment.” 😞🙏 @buzzfeednews @youngbusco #WSHH]()
“Young Busco, whose real name was Brandon Moore, was a father of five. He created one of the biggest memes of the decade with a clip in whic...
![Pictures, Mom, and You: Homeschooled guy gets married]
Bride: I do
Groom: looks at mom for approval*
Mom: *nods*
Groom: I do
30 Funniest Pictures You Really Just Need To See For Yourself](https://pics.ballmemes.com/homeschooled-guy-gets-married-bride-i-do-groom-looks-at-38103914.png)
