“Bansnskz mzkemsnd”, I said
hey guys, i know some things about sharks because my boyfriend loves them eve...
“And then all I said was, gee honey, J-Lo is your age” https://t.co/ZWniUyJkuw
Tumblr ads are better than tumblr posts
*starts chugging pepto bismol to make my...
In my bio I said I could eat the whole McDonald’s dollar menu and now I’m here
I’d be lying if I said it didnt get weird after this..
Okay, but THIS.
My therapist only recently understood that when I said, “I don’t know how to make this p...
These married man have no chill
Didn’t expect that to get a positive response
She reported me and got me banned for this, first match i messaged lol. 100% worth it, her loss
This guy is a legend
ladies and gentleman, we got him
Hey you know how I said I was going to make a workbook on the kind of b...
the ears on the o in divorce lmaooooo
I don’t ge-… wait just one fucking minute.
2012 was a great year
Black Twitter Comedy
meirl by YubTubNub
Joey finally made it!
the fight is harder each year.
gotta keep going because nothing ever stops.
Some people take things way too seriously by VerySlump
Some people take things way too seriously
So I realized that now, as an adult that can draw much better/faster than when I was 15, I can draw all those AU fanarts I envis...
I don’t ge-… wait just one fucking minute....
So a customer tried tipping me a 5,and I can get fired for that so I said no thanks. He gave me a pat on the arm.
Legit just not funny
It never malfunctions.
it’s the way you tell ‘em…..
Meta dad joke time by Alpha_wolf227
Am i doing this right?
[Image Description: Tags reading “Fluff”, “i said FLUFF motherfucker”]The AO3 Tag of the Day is: *Samuel L. Jackson voice*