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Definitely, Grandma, and Hello: coastward answered a scam call today and had the most bizarre conversation coastward scam caller: hello, how are you today? me: great! scam caller: good. I'm calling because your IP address has been compromised. I'll just need you to get in front of your computer so we can get your account fixed up me: okay! there is one thing I'm wondering, though scam caller: what? me: you really couldn't think of a better lie? scam caller: me: like, my "IP address has been compromised." How, exactly, does an IP address become "compromised"? scam caller: me: I was just wondering, is all scam caller: why did you answer? me: me: what? scam caller: if you knew this wasn't a legitimate call, then why did you answer? me: oh, I just though I would have some fun at your expense scam caller: what expense? talking is no expense to me. me: well, you're currently not accomplishing your goal scam caller: my goal? me: your goal of scamming my elderly grandmother. You're not accomplishing that. Il'd call that an expense scam caller: well, can I scam you? me: me: did you- did you ask if you can scam me? scam caller: yes. can I scam you? me, baffled: sure, you can try scam caller: you need to get in front of your computer me: yeah, that's still a problem. I'm eating tater tots right now andI really don't feel like getting up scam caller: okay. I will call you tomorrow morning, then me: I might not answer. My grandma definitely won't. scam caller: You answered today. me: .touché? scam caller: I will call you tomorrow. Have a good day. neko-ritsu Enemies to lovers, slow burn, 500K
Definitely, Grandma, and Hello: coastward
 answered a scam call today and had the most bizarre
 conversation
 coastward
 scam caller: hello, how are you today?
 me: great!
 scam caller: good. I'm calling because your IP
 address has been compromised. I'll just need you to
 get in front of your computer so we can get your
 account fixed up
 me: okay! there is one thing I'm wondering, though
 scam caller: what?
 me: you really couldn't think of a better lie?
 scam caller:
 me: like, my "IP address has been compromised."
 How, exactly, does an IP address become
 "compromised"?
 scam caller:
 me: I was just wondering, is all
 scam caller: why did you answer?
 me:
 me: what?
 scam caller: if you knew this wasn't a legitimate call,
 then why did you answer?
 me: oh, I just though I would have some fun at your
 expense
 scam caller: what expense? talking is no expense to
 me.
 me: well, you're currently not accomplishing your
 goal
 scam caller: my goal?
 me: your goal of scamming my elderly grandmother.
 You're not accomplishing that. Il'd call that an
 expense
 scam caller: well, can I scam you?
 me:
 me: did you- did you ask if you can scam me?
 scam caller: yes. can I scam you?
 me, baffled: sure, you can try
 scam caller: you need to get in front of your
 computer
 me: yeah, that's still a problem. I'm eating tater tots
 right now andI really don't feel like getting up
 scam caller: okay. I will call you tomorrow morning,
 then
 me: I might not answer. My grandma definitely
 won't.
 scam caller: You answered today.
 me: .touché?
 scam caller: I will call you tomorrow. Have a good
 day.
 neko-ritsu
 Enemies to lovers, slow burn, 500K

Eagle, Skull, and One: One very interesting thing I discovered is that the symbol of AC is really an eagle skull. I don´t know if you knew that.
Eagle, Skull, and One: One very interesting thing I discovered is that the symbol of AC is really an eagle skull. I don´t know if you knew that.

One very interesting thing I discovered is that the symbol of AC is really an eagle skull. I don´t know if you knew that.

Birthday, Love, and Singing: BLACK WOMEN IN HOLLYWOOD zamzamafterzina: niggazinmoscow: Raise your hand if you knew which version of Happy Birthday they were singing even before you opened the video. i love this
Birthday, Love, and Singing: BLACK WOMEN
 IN HOLLYWOOD
zamzamafterzina:

niggazinmoscow:


Raise your hand if you knew which version of Happy Birthday they were singing even before you opened the video.

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zamzamafterzina: niggazinmoscow: Raise your hand if you knew which version of Happy Birthday they were singing even before you opened the...

Birthday, Love, and Singing: BLACK WOMEN IN HOLLYWOOD zamzamafterzina: niggazinmoscow: Raise your hand if you knew which version of Happy Birthday they were singing even before you opened the video. i love this
Birthday, Love, and Singing: BLACK WOMEN
 IN HOLLYWOOD
zamzamafterzina:

niggazinmoscow:


Raise your hand if you knew which version of Happy Birthday they were singing even before you opened the video.

i love this

zamzamafterzina: niggazinmoscow: Raise your hand if you knew which version of Happy Birthday they were singing even before you opened the...