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Confused, Crazy, and Definitely: 11:09 YOU SUPER LIKED ELVIRA ON U Your cleavage game is top notch Today 8:58 AM Thanks Victoria secret's bra do Yeah they really lift and shape them nicely, I'm pretty sure my hands could do better though And I'm pretty sure i don't want your hands anywhere near my Jeez is this a hookup app or a way to talk to my grandma You think everyone one here wants to hook up? I think if you go to a mcdonalds and order a salad, if the salad sucks it's kinda your fault for ordering it I would take you to a much nicer place btw, thats just an analogy I'm sorry my hoe days are over That's okay, J actually happen to have a time anomaly in my bedroom What does that mean? English is not my first language? Don't worry it's not mine either ignore the second interrogation mark What's yours? Spanish Oh como estas? Lol I honestly can't type spanish for shit but I speak it very well What's your first language? It's French My last girlfriend was french I have prior experience And what did you learn from her ? How to spend 20,000 on someone and have nothing to show for it LMFAO Oh Lord I bet she had a nice pair of titties Definitely, that's why I had to swipe right, you're exactly my type Not exactly. I'm not here for I'm sure there's somewhere between hookups and marriage we can settle on @ I think that's called relationship - Ok deal, you're my girlfriend now Today 9:53 AM Definitely not how it works Now I am both confused and hurt I don't know what you want and l have a headache sounds like a girlfriend Today 1:59 PM You're crazy lol Today 7:02 PM A little bit. CanI get your number still? sent Today 822 PM 240 Type a message GIF I have a girlfriend now
Confused, Crazy, and Definitely: 11:09
 YOU SUPER LIKED ELVIRA ON U
 Your cleavage game is top notch
 Today 8:58 AM
 Thanks Victoria secret's bra do
 Yeah they really lift and shape
 them nicely, I'm pretty sure my
 hands could do better though
 And I'm pretty sure i don't want
 your hands anywhere near my
 Jeez is this a hookup app or a way
 to talk to my grandma
 You think everyone one here
 wants to hook up?
 I think if you go to a mcdonalds
 and order a salad, if the salad
 sucks it's kinda your fault for
 ordering it
 I would take you to a much nicer
 place btw, thats just an analogy
 I'm sorry my hoe days are over
 That's okay, J actually happen to
 have a time anomaly in my
 bedroom
 What does that mean? English is
 not my first language?
 Don't worry it's not mine either
 ignore the second interrogation
 mark
 What's yours?
 Spanish
 Oh como estas? Lol
 I honestly can't type spanish for
 shit but I speak it very well
 What's your first language?
 It's French
 My last girlfriend was french
 I have prior experience
 And what did you learn from her ?
 How to spend 20,000 on
 someone and have nothing to
 show for it LMFAO
 Oh Lord I bet she had a nice pair
 of titties
 Definitely, that's why I had to
 swipe right, you're exactly my
 type
 Not exactly. I'm not here for
 I'm sure there's somewhere
 between hookups and marriage
 we can settle on
 @
 I think that's called relationship
 -
 Ok deal, you're my girlfriend now
 Today 9:53 AM
 Definitely not how it works
 Now I am both confused and hurt
 I don't know what you want and l
 have a headache
 sounds like a girlfriend
 Today 1:59 PM
 You're crazy lol
 Today 7:02 PM
 A little bit. CanI get your number
 still?
 sent
 Today 822 PM
 240
 Type a message
 GIF
I have a girlfriend now

I have a girlfriend now