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Inhale The: tripropellant i'm 100% not joking when i say that my gut reaction to this image is "this is a being of incredible power". i know that totally sounds like a joke i would make but i'm legitimately scared and impressed by and in awe at this thing tripropellant i have just been informed that this creature's name is ZHDUN, which sounds like the name of an ancient and long-forgotten deity and sounds exactly like what this thing's name would be mostdecoratedarsoninvestigator Zhdun loosely translates to "to wait". He waits tripropellant it's supposed to be a cute sculpture based on the idea of someone waiting for news at a hospital but i much prefer to think of it as a manifestation of the unfathomably powerful will of some kind of slumbering chthonic entity tripropellant a lot of people seem to be reblogging this post with zero commentary other than tagging it as #zhdun. i just want to inform everyone that every time you repeat his name like that you bring us one step closer to the moment when he gets out of that chair and begins to systematically inhale the entire physical universe vrabia the world could really do with an ancient benevolent god of hospital hallways whenever it appears there's always an empty seat next to it and you can sit there for as long as you need. it's there for you when you're sick and in pain and waiting for a verdict, when you're overwhelmed with anxiety or when you've been waiting for seven hours for news of how a loved one's life-saving surgery went. a kindly, quiet grey blob who waits with you in that suspended state of uncertainty. it's very old and very powerful and knows that hospitals are places of healing and hope only when studied superficially. at the core they are places of fear. a million terrors, great and small, seeping into the walls. so zhdun waits with you #stories #ngl i made myself sad a bit, mostly bc i could really use zhdun waiting with me sometimes #look at it it's so sweet and benevolent and not at all intimidating #it wouldn't judge you if you sat next to it and you cried An old god for the modern world
Inhale The: tripropellant
 i'm 100% not joking when i say that my gut reaction to this image is "this is a
 being of incredible power". i know that totally sounds like a joke i would make but
 i'm legitimately scared and impressed by and in awe at this thing
 tripropellant
 i have just been informed that this creature's name is ZHDUN, which sounds like
 the name of an ancient and long-forgotten deity and sounds exactly like what
 this thing's name would be
 mostdecoratedarsoninvestigator
 Zhdun loosely translates to "to wait". He waits
 tripropellant
 it's supposed to be a cute sculpture based on the idea of someone waiting for
 news at a hospital but i much prefer to think of it as a manifestation of the
 unfathomably powerful will of some kind of slumbering chthonic entity
 tripropellant
 a lot of people seem to be reblogging this post with zero commentary other than
 tagging it as #zhdun. i just want to inform everyone that every time you repeat
 his name like that you bring us one step closer to the moment when he gets out
 of that chair and begins to systematically inhale the entire physical universe
 vrabia
 the world could really do with an ancient benevolent god of hospital hallways
 whenever it appears there's always an empty seat next to it and you can sit
 there for as long as you need. it's there for you when you're sick and in pain and
 waiting for a verdict, when you're overwhelmed with anxiety or when you've
 been waiting for seven hours for news of how a loved one's life-saving surgery
 went. a kindly, quiet grey blob who waits with you in that suspended state of
 uncertainty. it's very old and very powerful and knows that hospitals are places
 of healing and hope only when studied superficially. at the core they are places
 of fear. a million terrors, great and small, seeping into the walls. so zhdun waits
 with you
 #stories
 #ngl i made myself sad a bit, mostly bc i could really use zhdun waiting with me
 sometimes
 #look at it it's so sweet and benevolent and not at all intimidating
 #it wouldn't judge you if you sat next to it and you cried
An old god for the modern world

An old god for the modern world

Inhale The: WARNING! MANCHINEEL TREE THE LEAVES, BARK AND FRUITS OF THESE TREES CONTAIN A CAUSTIC SAP WHICH MAY BE INJURIOUS IE TOUCHED. COLUMBUS DESCRIBED THE SMALL GREEN FRIATS AS DENII APPLES: THE TREES ARE COMMON ALONG CARIBBEAN SHORES. AVOID CONTACT WITH ANY PART OF THIS TREE! sixpenceee: Throughout Caribbean, Central America, the northern edges of South America, and even in south Florida, there can be found a pleasant-looking beachy sort of tree, often laden with small greenish-yellow fruits that look not unlike apples.This is the manchineel, known sometimes as the beach apple, or more accurately in Spanish-speaking countries as la manzanilla de la muerte, which translates to “the little apple of death,” or as arbol de la muerte, “tree of death.”“Warning: all parts of manchineel are extremely poisonous. The content in this document is strictly informational. Interaction with and ingestion of any part of this tree may be lethal,” write Michael G. Andreu and Melissa H. Friedman of the University of Florida in a brief guide to the tree. This is not an exaggeration. The fruits, though described as sweet and tasty, are extraordinarily toxic. Fatalities are not known in modern literature, though it’s certainly possible that people have died from eating the fruit of the manchineel. “Shipwrecked sailors have been reported to have eaten manchineel fruits and, rather than dying a violent death, they had inflammations and blistering around the mouth. Other people have been diagnosed with severe stomach and intestinal issues,” says Roger Hammer, a naturalist and botanist who has written many books about the flora of Florida. (Source)
Inhale The: WARNING!
 MANCHINEEL TREE
 THE LEAVES, BARK AND FRUITS OF THESE TREES
 CONTAIN A CAUSTIC SAP WHICH MAY BE INJURIOUS
 IE TOUCHED. COLUMBUS DESCRIBED THE SMALL GREEN
 FRIATS AS DENII APPLES: THE TREES ARE COMMON
 ALONG CARIBBEAN SHORES. AVOID CONTACT WITH
 ANY PART OF THIS TREE!
sixpenceee:

Throughout Caribbean, Central America, the northern edges of South America, and even in south Florida, there can be found a pleasant-looking beachy sort of tree, often laden with small greenish-yellow fruits that look not unlike apples.This is the manchineel, known sometimes as the beach apple, or more accurately in Spanish-speaking countries as la manzanilla de la muerte, which translates to “the little apple of death,” or as arbol de la muerte, “tree of death.”“Warning: all parts of manchineel are extremely poisonous. The content in this document is strictly informational. Interaction with and ingestion of any part of this tree may be lethal,” write Michael G. Andreu and Melissa H. Friedman of the University of Florida in a brief guide to the tree. This is not an exaggeration. The fruits, though described as sweet and tasty, are extraordinarily toxic. Fatalities are not known in modern literature, though it’s certainly possible that people have died from eating the fruit of the manchineel. “Shipwrecked sailors have been reported to have eaten manchineel fruits and, rather than dying a violent death, they had inflammations and blistering around the mouth. Other people have been diagnosed with severe stomach and intestinal issues,” says Roger Hammer, a naturalist and botanist who has written many books about the flora of Florida. (Source)

sixpenceee: Throughout Caribbean, Central America, the northern edges of South America, and even in south Florida, there can be found a...

Inhale The: DID YOU KNOW? BLACK SEED OIL USE THE BLACK SEED, BECAUSE IT CONTAINS A CURE FOR EVERY TYPE OF AILMENT EXCEPT DEATH' PROPHET MUHAMMAD PBUH IG/FB HOLISTIC ALI OF THE 630 SCIENTIFIC PEER-REVIEWED ARTICLES THAT HAVE BEEN PUBLISHED ABOUT BLACK SEED OIL BENEFITS, ONE FACT IS CLEAR: THERE ARE FEW ISSUES THAT IT CANNOT HELP THE BODY OVERCOME. WITH VIRTUALLY NO SIDE EFFECTS. OF THE MANY WAYS THAT BLACK SEED OIL BENEFITS THE BODY, CANCER, DIABETES, OBESITY, HAIR LOSS, SKIN THE 6 THAT STICK OUT IN THE SCIENTIFIC LITERATURE ITS ABILITY TO HELP PREVENT Follow ➡️ @holisticali ➡️Improving memory- take a teaspoon of black seed oil with a glass of pure orange juice every morning for a period of 10 days ➡️Backache and muscular pains- mildly heat a little black seed oil and then massage into the affected area alternatively powder equal quantities of asparagus seeds, black cumin, fenugreek and caraway. Take ¼ teaspoon of powder every morning with a glass of water. ➡️Sleeping disorder- mix a teaspoon of black seed with some honey and water and drink before retiring to bed ➡️Asthma and bronchial and respiratory problems- mix a teaspoon of black seed oil in coffee, and take twice a day. Also rub the chest with black seed every night and inhale the vapour of black seed in hot water ➡️Hair loss- massage lemon juice into the hair and leave for 15-20 minutes, wash out thoroughly with shampoo, then apply black seed oil into the scalp and continue for a period of 20 days ➡️Flu and nasal congestion- insert four drops of black seed into each nostrils to relieve from nasal congestion and head cold distress ➡️Toothache and gum- cook some black seeds in vinegar then add black seed oil. Rinse the mouth with this combination to ease toothache and help gums (apply oil on the affected tooth for quick relief) ➡️Healthy complexion- mix black seed oil with an equal amount of olive oil, massage into the face and leave for an hour, then wash out with soap and water ➡️Diabetes- grind together equal amounts of black seed and watercress (or mustard seed as an alternative) with half its amount of pomegranate peal and fumitory. Take ½ a teaspoon of the mixture together with a teaspoon of black seed oil daily before breakfast, continue treatment for a period a month ➡️Increase in flow of breast milk- mix together 250 grams of black seed with 250grams of pure honey, stir and take one tablespoon with black seed oil twice a day ➡️Vomiting- take half a teaspoon of fresh ginger juice mixed with equal amount of black seed oil, twice a day http:-www.prophetic-medicine.com- HolisticAli BlackSeed Ramadan Ramadan2017 IG 👉🏽 @realrawtruth FACEBOOK-YOUTUBE-SNAPCHAT 👉🏽 @holisticali SUBSCRIBE TO NEW YOUTUBE LINK IN BIO
Inhale The: DID YOU KNOW?
 BLACK SEED OIL
 USE THE BLACK SEED, BECAUSE IT CONTAINS A CURE
 FOR EVERY TYPE OF AILMENT EXCEPT DEATH' PROPHET MUHAMMAD PBUH
 IG/FB
 HOLISTIC
 ALI
 OF THE 630 SCIENTIFIC PEER-REVIEWED ARTICLES
 THAT HAVE BEEN PUBLISHED ABOUT BLACK SEED OIL BENEFITS, ONE FACT IS
 CLEAR: THERE ARE FEW ISSUES THAT IT CANNOT HELP THE BODY OVERCOME.
 WITH VIRTUALLY NO SIDE EFFECTS. OF THE MANY WAYS THAT
 BLACK SEED OIL BENEFITS THE BODY,
 CANCER, DIABETES, OBESITY, HAIR LOSS, SKIN
 THE 6 THAT STICK OUT IN THE SCIENTIFIC LITERATURE ITS ABILITY TO HELP PREVENT
Follow ➡️ @holisticali ➡️Improving memory- take a teaspoon of black seed oil with a glass of pure orange juice every morning for a period of 10 days ➡️Backache and muscular pains- mildly heat a little black seed oil and then massage into the affected area alternatively powder equal quantities of asparagus seeds, black cumin, fenugreek and caraway. Take ¼ teaspoon of powder every morning with a glass of water. ➡️Sleeping disorder- mix a teaspoon of black seed with some honey and water and drink before retiring to bed ➡️Asthma and bronchial and respiratory problems- mix a teaspoon of black seed oil in coffee, and take twice a day. Also rub the chest with black seed every night and inhale the vapour of black seed in hot water ➡️Hair loss- massage lemon juice into the hair and leave for 15-20 minutes, wash out thoroughly with shampoo, then apply black seed oil into the scalp and continue for a period of 20 days ➡️Flu and nasal congestion- insert four drops of black seed into each nostrils to relieve from nasal congestion and head cold distress ➡️Toothache and gum- cook some black seeds in vinegar then add black seed oil. Rinse the mouth with this combination to ease toothache and help gums (apply oil on the affected tooth for quick relief) ➡️Healthy complexion- mix black seed oil with an equal amount of olive oil, massage into the face and leave for an hour, then wash out with soap and water ➡️Diabetes- grind together equal amounts of black seed and watercress (or mustard seed as an alternative) with half its amount of pomegranate peal and fumitory. Take ½ a teaspoon of the mixture together with a teaspoon of black seed oil daily before breakfast, continue treatment for a period a month ➡️Increase in flow of breast milk- mix together 250 grams of black seed with 250grams of pure honey, stir and take one tablespoon with black seed oil twice a day ➡️Vomiting- take half a teaspoon of fresh ginger juice mixed with equal amount of black seed oil, twice a day http:-www.prophetic-medicine.com- HolisticAli BlackSeed Ramadan Ramadan2017 IG 👉🏽 @realrawtruth FACEBOOK-YOUTUBE-SNAPCHAT 👉🏽 @holisticali SUBSCRIBE TO NEW YOUTUBE LINK IN BIO

Follow ➡️ @holisticali ➡️Improving memory- take a teaspoon of black seed oil with a glass of pure orange juice every morning for a period...

Inhale The: cleaning ur PC with compressed ir can using a vaccum Cleaner to clean your pc using a leaf blower to clean your pc taking deep breath and blowing with your mouth to clean your pc Eating beans and farting to blow the dust out Using a Whoopie Cushion to blow the dust out Using a straw to inhale the dust in Ordering 1400 year old folding fan found in japan and using that to blow the dust away Drinking pepsi and burping into your pc Keep track of the weather and go outside during a windy day to blow the dust off Jumping off the empire state building with your pc causing the gushing air resistance to blow the dust off your pc once you reach maximum velocity Traveling back in time to buy slaves and using them to breath and blow the dust off your pc Traveling to the future and finding out the date of the next hurricane so you can take your pc outside and let the hurricane clean your pc Traveling back in time to when trump dropped MOAB in Afghanistan and go into the caves where the bomb will cause all the air to be sucked out of the caves so your pc will be cleaned Taking your pc into a space station and opening the door to the space station causing the difference in pressure and space to suck the air out of the space ship in an insane burst and therefore cleaning your pc Traveling to the future and finding out the meaning of life and learn to build classrooms then traveling back to the present to build an enormous lecture hatl that holds 2000 students then tell them the meaning of life, causing the students to simultaneously gasp in surprise causing air suction in the room and therefore cleaning your pc Going to the future and finding out you cannot go back in time due to a glitch so you are stuck in the future, but you decide to spend your time to find the most efficient way to clean your pc and write it down in the meaning of life diary so your past self can find it when he travels to the future for the meaning of life
Inhale The: cleaning ur PC
 with compressed
 ir can
 using a vaccum
 Cleaner to clean
 your pc
 using a leaf blower
 to clean your pc
 taking deep breath
 and blowing with
 your mouth to
 clean your pc
 Eating beans and farting
 to blow the dust out
 Using a Whoopie
 Cushion to blow the
 dust out
 Using a straw to inhale the
 dust in
 Ordering 1400 year old
 folding fan found in japan
 and using that to blow the
 dust away
 Drinking pepsi and
 burping into your pc
 Keep track of the weather
 and go outside during a
 windy day to blow the
 dust off
 Jumping off the empire
 state building with your pc
 causing the gushing air
 resistance to blow the dust
 off your pc once you reach
 maximum velocity
 Traveling back in time to
 buy slaves and using
 them to breath and blow
 the dust off your pc
 Traveling to the future
 and finding out the date
 of the next hurricane so
 you can take your pc
 outside and let the
 hurricane clean your pc
 Traveling back in time to
 when trump dropped
 MOAB in Afghanistan and
 go into the caves where
 the bomb will cause all
 the air to be sucked out of
 the caves so your pc will
 be cleaned
 Taking your pc into a space
 station and opening the door to
 the space station causing the
 difference in pressure and
 space to suck the air out of the
 space ship in an insane burst
 and therefore cleaning your pc
 Traveling to the future and
 finding out the meaning of
 life and learn to build
 classrooms then traveling
 back to the present to build
 an enormous lecture hatl
 that holds 2000 students
 then tell them the meaning
 of life, causing the students
 to simultaneously gasp in
 surprise causing air suction
 in the room and therefore
 cleaning your pc
 Going to the future and
 finding out you cannot go
 back in time due to a glitch
 so you are stuck in the
 future, but you decide to
 spend your time to find the
 most efficient way to clean
 your pc and write it down in
 the meaning of life diary so
 your past self can find it
 when he travels to the
 future for the meaning of
 life
Inhale The: DREAMWORKS OVERTHE EDGE <p>inhale the memes exhale the memes inject the memes into my bloodstream</p>
Inhale The: DREAMWORKS
 OVERTHE
 EDGE
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Inhale The: 10 Rutes of Getting INHEA A Tatroo 00 Calte Wanna see how bad a tattoo will hurt? Pass Out Irritation ais4antjuanette: abovetheignorance: inhale-the-frost: teavibes: christel-thoughts: httpmoonchild: jaded-sage: skindeeptales: 1. Do your research when choosing a tattoo and an artist. Don’t rush yourself when choosing an idea. You’re going to have to live with it forever. Most artists have a speciality, think about this when choosing one. If you want a photorealistic tattoo don’t choose an artist who specializes in American Traditional, for example. Don’t ask to have your neck/face/hands tattooed if it’s your first tattoo, you will most likely be denied. Look into the cost of the tattoo before walking into the shop, don’t sacrifice the tattoo you want to get a good deal. Save up to get the right ink. Be prepared to be placed on a large wait list for the more popular artists. 2. Prepare properly on the day you get your tattoo. Eat a full meal beforehand. Many artists recommend drinking orange juice prior to getting inked. Don’t drink alcohol beforehand. Getting tattooed is a pretty intimate experience, don’t forget to shower. 3. Bring a good reference photo. Bring in a high res photo if possible; at the very least a picture that is big and not blurry. 4. Don’t bring your entourage to the shop with you. It’s fine to bring a friend to hold your hand, any more than one is rude and obnoxious. Children are not permitted in most tattoo shops, leave them at home. 5. Trust your artist.  The artist knows what they are doing, there is no need to be a “backseat driver.” 6. Check out the stencil design, body placement, and spelling before the tattoo begins. via Inked Magazine Inked Magazine If you see something, say something. You aren’t going to hurt anyone’s feelings if you tell them that something is spelled incorrectly. 7. Be prepared to go through some pain, tattoos hurt. Don’t be afraid to tell your artist that you need to take a break if the pain is too much. Nobody wants a passed out client. Ribs, feet, hands, head, and the spine all really hurt. 8. Stay still! We know that it might be difficult to do so, but make every effort to remain as calm and still as possible while getting tattooed. If you are jittery the artist won’t be able to create straight lines. 9. Tip your artist. Most artists don’t own their shops and have to pay a percentage of the tattoo price to the shop. Tipping anywhere between 10-20% should be fine. If you really love the work don’t be afraid of tipping extra. 10. Take care of your tattoo once you leave the shop. Tattoo aftercare is a crucial step in assuring you have a good tattoo. Tattoos will scab and they should heal in 2-3 weeks. Avoid sun and going in bodies of water for the first 2 weeks. Keep the tattoo moist and clean as it heals. Once it’s healed don’t forget to use SPF 50 sunscreen when going outside, you don’t want your tattoo to fade. via Inked Magazine For future reference! THANKKKKK YOUUUUUU that foot tattoo was THE MOST PAINFUL BULLSHIT I HAD EVER EXPERIENCED and it was my 7th freaking tattoo.  i wish i’d seen something like this before hand to at least prepare myself.  I had ZERO pain with my foot tattoo.. but this is a great guide!!!! Gearing up for my ankle and this makes me at ease I’ve got some work in the blue zones, and that shit is no joke. Please don’t rush and get your tattoo, PLEASE.
Inhale The: 10 Rutes
 of
 Getting
 INHEA
 A Tatroo
 00

 Calte

 Wanna see how bad a tattoo will hurt?
 Pass Out
 Irritation
ais4antjuanette:

abovetheignorance:

inhale-the-frost:

teavibes:

christel-thoughts:

httpmoonchild:

jaded-sage:

skindeeptales:

1. Do your research when choosing a tattoo and an artist.
Don’t rush yourself when choosing an idea. You’re going to have to live with it forever.
Most artists have a speciality, think about this when choosing one. If you want a photorealistic tattoo don’t choose an artist who specializes in American Traditional, for example.
Don’t ask to have your neck/face/hands tattooed if it’s your first tattoo, you will most likely be denied.
Look into the cost of the tattoo before walking into the shop, don’t sacrifice the tattoo you want to get a good deal. Save up to get the right ink.
Be prepared to be placed on a large wait list for the more popular artists.
2. Prepare properly on the day you get your tattoo.
Eat a full meal beforehand.
Many artists recommend drinking orange juice prior to getting inked.
Don’t drink alcohol beforehand.
Getting tattooed is a pretty intimate experience, don’t forget to shower.
3. Bring a good reference photo.
Bring in a high res photo if possible; at the very least a picture that is big and not blurry.
4. Don’t bring your entourage to the shop with you.
It’s fine to bring a friend to hold your hand, any more than one is rude and obnoxious.
Children are not permitted in most tattoo shops, leave them at home.
5. Trust your artist. 
The artist knows what they are doing, there is no need to be a “backseat driver.”
6. Check out the stencil design, body placement, and spelling before the tattoo begins.
via Inked Magazine
Inked Magazine
If you see something, say something. You aren’t going to hurt anyone’s feelings if you tell them that something is spelled incorrectly.
7. Be prepared to go through some pain, tattoos hurt.
Don’t be afraid to tell your artist that you need to take a break if the pain is too much. Nobody wants a passed out client.
Ribs, feet, hands, head, and the spine all really hurt.
8. Stay still!
We know that it might be difficult to do so, but make every effort to remain as calm and still as possible while getting tattooed. If you are jittery the artist won’t be able to create straight lines.
9. Tip your artist.
Most artists don’t own their shops and have to pay a percentage of the tattoo price to the shop.
Tipping anywhere between 10-20% should be fine.
If you really love the work don’t be afraid of tipping extra.
10. Take care of your tattoo once you leave the shop.
Tattoo aftercare is a crucial step in assuring you have a good tattoo.
Tattoos will scab and they should heal in 2-3 weeks.
Avoid sun and going in bodies of water for the first 2 weeks.
Keep the tattoo moist and clean as it heals.
Once it’s healed don’t forget to use SPF 50 sunscreen when going outside, you don’t want your tattoo to fade.
via Inked Magazine

For future reference!

THANKKKKK YOUUUUUU

that foot tattoo was THE MOST PAINFUL BULLSHIT I HAD EVER EXPERIENCED and it was my 7th freaking tattoo. 
i wish i’d seen something like this before hand to at least prepare myself. 

I had ZERO pain with my foot tattoo.. but this is a great guide!!!!

Gearing up for my ankle and this makes me at ease

I’ve got some work in the blue zones, and that shit is no joke.

Please don’t rush and get your tattoo, PLEASE.

ais4antjuanette: abovetheignorance: inhale-the-frost: teavibes: christel-thoughts: httpmoonchild: jaded-sage: skindeeptales: 1. D...

Inhale The: 10 Rutes of Getting INHEA A Tatroo 00 Calte Wanna see how bad a tattoo will hurt? Pass Out Irritation ais4antjuanette: abovetheignorance: inhale-the-frost: teavibes: christel-thoughts: httpmoonchild: jaded-sage: skindeeptales: 1. Do your research when choosing a tattoo and an artist. Don’t rush yourself when choosing an idea. You’re going to have to live with it forever. Most artists have a speciality, think about this when choosing one. If you want a photorealistic tattoo don’t choose an artist who specializes in American Traditional, for example. Don’t ask to have your neck/face/hands tattooed if it’s your first tattoo, you will most likely be denied. Look into the cost of the tattoo before walking into the shop, don’t sacrifice the tattoo you want to get a good deal. Save up to get the right ink. Be prepared to be placed on a large wait list for the more popular artists. 2. Prepare properly on the day you get your tattoo. Eat a full meal beforehand. Many artists recommend drinking orange juice prior to getting inked. Don’t drink alcohol beforehand. Getting tattooed is a pretty intimate experience, don’t forget to shower. 3. Bring a good reference photo. Bring in a high res photo if possible; at the very least a picture that is big and not blurry. 4. Don’t bring your entourage to the shop with you. It’s fine to bring a friend to hold your hand, any more than one is rude and obnoxious. Children are not permitted in most tattoo shops, leave them at home. 5. Trust your artist.  The artist knows what they are doing, there is no need to be a “backseat driver.” 6. Check out the stencil design, body placement, and spelling before the tattoo begins. via Inked Magazine Inked Magazine If you see something, say something. You aren’t going to hurt anyone’s feelings if you tell them that something is spelled incorrectly. 7. Be prepared to go through some pain, tattoos hurt. Don’t be afraid to tell your artist that you need to take a break if the pain is too much. Nobody wants a passed out client. Ribs, feet, hands, head, and the spine all really hurt. 8. Stay still! We know that it might be difficult to do so, but make every effort to remain as calm and still as possible while getting tattooed. If you are jittery the artist won’t be able to create straight lines. 9. Tip your artist. Most artists don’t own their shops and have to pay a percentage of the tattoo price to the shop. Tipping anywhere between 10-20% should be fine. If you really love the work don’t be afraid of tipping extra. 10. Take care of your tattoo once you leave the shop. Tattoo aftercare is a crucial step in assuring you have a good tattoo. Tattoos will scab and they should heal in 2-3 weeks. Avoid sun and going in bodies of water for the first 2 weeks. Keep the tattoo moist and clean as it heals. Once it’s healed don’t forget to use SPF 50 sunscreen when going outside, you don’t want your tattoo to fade. via Inked Magazine For future reference! THANKKKKK YOUUUUUU that foot tattoo was THE MOST PAINFUL BULLSHIT I HAD EVER EXPERIENCED and it was my 7th freaking tattoo.  i wish i’d seen something like this before hand to at least prepare myself.  I had ZERO pain with my foot tattoo.. but this is a great guide!!!! Gearing up for my ankle and this makes me at ease I’ve got some work in the blue zones, and that shit is no joke. Please don’t rush and get your tattoo, PLEASE.
Inhale The: 10 Rutes
 of
 Getting
 INHEA
 A Tatroo
 00

 Calte

 Wanna see how bad a tattoo will hurt?
 Pass Out
 Irritation
ais4antjuanette:

abovetheignorance:

inhale-the-frost:

teavibes:

christel-thoughts:

httpmoonchild:

jaded-sage:

skindeeptales:

1. Do your research when choosing a tattoo and an artist.
Don’t rush yourself when choosing an idea. You’re going to have to live with it forever.
Most artists have a speciality, think about this when choosing one. If you want a photorealistic tattoo don’t choose an artist who specializes in American Traditional, for example.
Don’t ask to have your neck/face/hands tattooed if it’s your first tattoo, you will most likely be denied.
Look into the cost of the tattoo before walking into the shop, don’t sacrifice the tattoo you want to get a good deal. Save up to get the right ink.
Be prepared to be placed on a large wait list for the more popular artists.
2. Prepare properly on the day you get your tattoo.
Eat a full meal beforehand.
Many artists recommend drinking orange juice prior to getting inked.
Don’t drink alcohol beforehand.
Getting tattooed is a pretty intimate experience, don’t forget to shower.
3. Bring a good reference photo.
Bring in a high res photo if possible; at the very least a picture that is big and not blurry.
4. Don’t bring your entourage to the shop with you.
It’s fine to bring a friend to hold your hand, any more than one is rude and obnoxious.
Children are not permitted in most tattoo shops, leave them at home.
5. Trust your artist. 
The artist knows what they are doing, there is no need to be a “backseat driver.”
6. Check out the stencil design, body placement, and spelling before the tattoo begins.
via Inked Magazine
Inked Magazine
If you see something, say something. You aren’t going to hurt anyone’s feelings if you tell them that something is spelled incorrectly.
7. Be prepared to go through some pain, tattoos hurt.
Don’t be afraid to tell your artist that you need to take a break if the pain is too much. Nobody wants a passed out client.
Ribs, feet, hands, head, and the spine all really hurt.
8. Stay still!
We know that it might be difficult to do so, but make every effort to remain as calm and still as possible while getting tattooed. If you are jittery the artist won’t be able to create straight lines.
9. Tip your artist.
Most artists don’t own their shops and have to pay a percentage of the tattoo price to the shop.
Tipping anywhere between 10-20% should be fine.
If you really love the work don’t be afraid of tipping extra.
10. Take care of your tattoo once you leave the shop.
Tattoo aftercare is a crucial step in assuring you have a good tattoo.
Tattoos will scab and they should heal in 2-3 weeks.
Avoid sun and going in bodies of water for the first 2 weeks.
Keep the tattoo moist and clean as it heals.
Once it’s healed don’t forget to use SPF 50 sunscreen when going outside, you don’t want your tattoo to fade.
via Inked Magazine

For future reference!

THANKKKKK YOUUUUUU

that foot tattoo was THE MOST PAINFUL BULLSHIT I HAD EVER EXPERIENCED and it was my 7th freaking tattoo. 
i wish i’d seen something like this before hand to at least prepare myself. 

I had ZERO pain with my foot tattoo.. but this is a great guide!!!!

Gearing up for my ankle and this makes me at ease

I’ve got some work in the blue zones, and that shit is no joke.

Please don’t rush and get your tattoo, PLEASE.

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rangerhanna-56:

hanchinesemeany:

attn: white youtubers
stop.
we are not your aesthetic.
wanna be asian? fine
be asian — but don’t just take my
skin and my eyes,
you better take
getting “konnichiwa” shouted at you in the streets
even though you’re not japanese
getting asked to speak your language for others
as though it were some sort of circus animal trick
getting asked about musical and TV genres
you don’t give two fucks about
by some bright eyed cracker who claims
to know so much about your culture
when all they know is kdramas
getting asked “are you chinese”
by everyone and their cousin
when you’re vietnamese, thai, hmong, or other
getting told you “don’t look asian”
because you don’t have black hair,
small eyes, and lily white skin
and hating having to live up to that
(and the dark asian girls? where are they
in your silly makeup tutorials? oh right,
nowhere… i wonder why that is)
you better take
creepy, crunchy guys telling you
about their asian fetish as the grease drips from their faces
and you inhale the scent of how many weeks they have gone
without washing their ass
entire sides of the internet dedicated
to fetishizing you, to posting porn about you,
even having kinks in which they want you
to call them ‘daddy’
simply because you are asian
and not even being able to google
‘asian girl’
without some fetishy bullshit popping up
seeing entire websites dedicated
to getting the fetishists those
‘submissive asian wives’ they want so badly
you better take
not ever being able to speak your own language
without being mocked, getting “ching chong”
shouted at you, or asked
what random strings of gibberish with an -ong or -ing
mean in english…
wanna be half asian? fine
be half asian — but don’t just take
my features
you better take
the tears i cried when i watched
a video called “why asian girls
go for white guys” because
i was living proof that the stereotype
is true — an embarrassment
you better take
how much i hated myself for not
being able to fit the stereotype
of what a han chinese person is “supposed”
to look like — i was too hairy,
my hair was too light, my eyes
weren’t small enough, my eyebrows
were too fat, too thick, too bushy and when
i told people my ethnicity they said i
“didn’t look chinese” and i didn’t have the words
to tell them how much of a slap that was
not just to my face but to my very soul
you better take
how i was always afraid to speak out
against anti-asian racism because i thought
that my opinion would only ever half-count
you better take
how many stereotypes i played into
no matter how uncomfortable they made me
just to avoid the dreaded ‘w word’ —
whitewashed. and this
eventually led to me letting myself
be taken advantage of in ways
i’m not proud of…
…and until you wear that on your face,
it doesn’t matter what makeup you put on
it doesn’t matter how real your wig looks
what powders you use
or what you do to your eyes
you will never be or look asian
you will never be or look half asian
you will never be or look like anything
other than what you are:
a disgusting,
racist,
fetishist white girl
who is no better
than creepy white men
with “yellow fever”

rangerhanna-56: hanchinesemeany: attn: white youtubers stop. we are not your aesthetic. wanna be asian? fine be asian — but don’t just...