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Friends, Did, and What: so my friends were like. insistent that i did this what’s the consensus
Friends, Did, and What: so my friends were like. insistent that i did this what’s the consensus

so my friends were like. insistent that i did this what’s the consensus

Lucifer, Lucy, and Got: My aunt recently got this darling rescue! I was insistent on calling him Lucifer cause he has the Devil's charm. My aunt compromised for Lucy. Bit emasculating but he don't care.
Lucifer, Lucy, and Got: My aunt recently got this darling rescue! I was insistent on calling him Lucifer cause he has the Devil's charm. My aunt compromised for Lucy. Bit emasculating but he don't care.

My aunt recently got this darling rescue! I was insistent on calling him Lucifer cause he has the Devil's charm. My aunt compromised for Luc...

Anaconda, Bad, and Fuck You: el 41 . nd 100% 21:10 see ya late 20:31 Boy you are insistent 21:04 Videocall 21:05 Last offer 21:05 doesn't have to prohibit something that isn't really bad is oppressing you 20:53 20:59 It's normal that he tells me not to skip economy I wasn't going to go anyways 21:00 After the things that aid 20:53 20:59 2 20:54 I still prefer face to face 21:05 That if you were going to skip economy An get jelaous Jealous* 20:55 And I was like like yeee... We should hang out sometime 21:05 I know but what about other classes 21:00 20:54 Oh god are we going to start again aid that would Anyways, ld like to tell you a lot of things that thing you will love to hear 21:06 20:55 I thought we talked about this 21:07 21:00 I'm hearing 9 21:01 I'm not starting anything 21:08 20:55 You are thinking that this is a "date" again He was just joking 20:56 doesn't want me skipping I said tell not write 21:02 21:08 classes and even less economy Send me an audio 21:02 Yikes 21:09 20:58 It has to be face to face No more second chances for you 21:0 21:09 I didn't pass the last exam :/ 20.58 Want to see your reaction 21:03 I still don't know what I did wrong Yea I agree with that 20:58 But I don't know about.. I don't want to mean bad but he doesn't have to prohibit something Boy you are insistent 21:04 Videocall 21:05 Last offer 21:05 21:09 20:58 Fuck you 21:09 Ok 21:09 This guy tried to interfere in my relationship with my bf and then tried to get a date with me again (other post in my history)
Anaconda, Bad, and Fuck You: el 41 . nd 100% 21:10
 see ya late
 20:31
 Boy you are insistent 21:04
 Videocall 21:05
 Last offer 21:05
 doesn't have to prohibit something
 that isn't really bad
 is oppressing you
 20:53
 20:59
 It's normal that he tells me not to
 skip economy
 I wasn't going to go anyways 21:00
 After the things that
 aid 20:53
 20:59
 2
 20:54
 I still prefer face to face
 21:05
 That if you were going to skip
 economy
 An
 get jelaous
 Jealous* 20:55
 And I was like like yeee...
 We should hang out sometime
 21:05
 I know but what about other classes
 21:00
 20:54
 Oh god are we going to start again
 aid that
 would
 Anyways, ld like to tell you a lot of
 things that thing you will love to hear
 21:06
 20:55
 I thought we talked about this 21:07
 21:00
 I'm hearing 9 21:01
 I'm not starting anything 21:08
 20:55
 You are thinking that this is a
 "date" again
 He was just joking 20:56
 doesn't want me skipping
 I said tell not write
 21:02
 21:08
 classes and even less economy
 Send me an audio 21:02
 Yikes 21:09
 20:58
 It has to be face to face
 No more second chances for you
 21:0
 21:09
 I didn't pass the last exam :/ 20.58
 Want to see your reaction
 21:03
 I still don't know what I did wrong
 Yea I agree with that 20:58
 But I don't know about..
 I don't want to mean bad but he
 doesn't have to prohibit something
 Boy you are insistent 21:04
 Videocall 21:05
 Last offer 21:05
 21:09
 20:58
 Fuck you 21:09
 Ok
 21:09
This guy tried to interfere in my relationship with my bf and then tried to get a date with me again (other post in my history)

This guy tried to interfere in my relationship with my bf and then tried to get a date with me again (other post in my history)

Dildo, God, and Pokemon: In Super Mario you're a vengeful plumber destroying the homes of countless meandering creatures because your girlfriend left you for a turtle. In Skyrim you're a psychotic mass murderer who doesn't leave any cave, fort or ruin until every last living thing inside is dead In Call of Duty you're the literal god of war, slaying thousands of enemies healing from bullet wounds in seconds and resurrecting after death In Saints Row you're a kind- hearted buffoon who goes around brightening people's days as you run around topless while beating gang members with a giant dildo bat. In Portal you're an insolent, unstable lab rat insistent on disrupting perfectly ood science In The Legend of Zelda you're a delusional adventurer who thinks the best way to save the world is to break people's pots, hack up their chickens, and then go fishing. In Grand Theft Auto you're the most violent criminal in the history of the world who can never die in intensive care and who keeps paying the police to let him out with all his weapons. In Mass Effect you're a dirtbag who thinks the salvation of the galaxy is found inside each of your crew member's pants. In Uncharted you're a racist murderer who will kill entire countries worth of brown people so that you can get to a lost ancient city you will then proceed to destroy In Pokemon you're a sadist who enslaves local wildlife and forces them to fight each other for amuse- ment and cash. DER usea SCRATCH more awesome pictures at THEMETAPICTURE.COM
Dildo, God, and Pokemon: In Super Mario you're a
 vengeful plumber
 destroying the homes of
 countless meandering
 creatures because your
 girlfriend left you for a
 turtle.
 In Skyrim you're a
 psychotic mass murderer
 who doesn't leave any
 cave, fort or ruin until
 every last living thing
 inside is dead
 In Call of Duty you're the
 literal god of war, slaying
 thousands of enemies
 healing from bullet
 wounds in seconds and
 resurrecting after death
 In Saints Row you're a kind-
 hearted buffoon who goes
 around brightening people's
 days as you run around
 topless while beating gang
 members with a giant dildo bat.
 In Portal you're an
 insolent, unstable
 lab rat insistent on
 disrupting perfectly
 ood science
 In The Legend of Zelda you're a
 delusional adventurer who
 thinks the best way to save the
 world is to break people's pots,
 hack up their chickens, and
 then go fishing.
 In Grand Theft Auto you're the
 most violent criminal in the
 history of the world who can
 never die in intensive care and
 who keeps paying the police to
 let him out with all his weapons.
 In Mass Effect you're a
 dirtbag who thinks the
 salvation of the galaxy is
 found inside each of your
 crew member's pants.
 In Uncharted you're a racist
 murderer who will kill entire
 countries worth of brown
 people so that you can get
 to a lost ancient city you will
 then proceed to destroy
 In Pokemon you're a
 sadist who enslaves
 local wildlife and
 forces them to fight
 each other for amuse-
 ment and cash.
 DER
 usea SCRATCH
 more awesome pictures at THEMETAPICTURE.COM
Bad, Climbing, and Crush: 4G EP gets mad I saved her kids life and ried to press cha I never thought I'd be posting here but this just recently happened(week ago). I'm almost graduating high school and I have a job at the super market. Bagging items, stocking merchandise, etc... But I'm still shaken up and decided this place would be a good place to put ex This day it was pretty rainy so there were barley any people in the store and I was fixing any products that were out of order. I was just chilling since there was barley anything to do. Cue EP and EK come strolling into the store and I don't pay mind to the woman because she has that "can I speak to the manager" haircut. I'm already kinda wearily of this woman so I try to mind my own business and do my job. She sees me and rolls her eyes muttering something about "lazy teenagers" even t have a job?? but whatever and she asks me rudely without a please or anything where the inks are. l tell her which isle and she loudly exclaims, ExCUSE ME, aRE yOu gONNA TAKE ME THERE OR WHAT??? TAKe me there NOW or l'll speak to the manager. This is why you get paid." I only nod and don't say anything. So I take her to where the drinks are and she doesn't say thanks or anything only scoffs and pushes me away So I'm fixing some stuff that fell onto the floor not too far away, and I see EK climbing onto the ledge where the drinks are e me! We just mopped the floor so it's slippery and plus your son can't be climbing that. It can fall or he can get hurt." I say this as politely as possible and I don't want to get in trouble cause of some kid. You know? Applying to colleges and a record won't do me any good She gives me a nasty glare and snaps, "DONT TELL ME HOW TO RAISE MY CHILD. Mind your own fucking business!!!" Her kid is STILL climbing the ledge part where the alcohol is and I'm getting more anxious just So while the mom is busy I go to him and ask, "hey can you please get off? You can get hurt. He starts SCREAMING for his mother and she comes running like a mad bull. She asks him if he's okay and if I hurt him and he tells her, "she's not letting me p She starts yelling at me and insulting me calling me stupid and what not. She threatens me that she knows the manager and she will get me fired. She tells me to fuck off and continues to shop for wine while her kid is climbing on that ledge andI get this bad feeling when I see him jump down HARD and everything starts to shake RUN and tackle this kid to the ground to push him out of the way then right at that moment the whole drinks fall onto the ground There is red everywhere since it was part of the wine isle and I see myself badly cut. The kid is crying probably because I pushed him and the mom comes running and she starts shrieking like a banshee. "THIS STUPID TEENAGER TRIED TO And I told her that I literally saved her sons life since he could have been crush or hurt badly by the glass. My thigh is bleeding since it got cut and she grabs my arm, digging her nails into my arm。"YOU ARE NOT GOING ANYWHERE. IM PRESSING CHARGES AND CALLING THE POLICE YOU MURDERER!!! I think I want to cry because l'm loosing blood arrive and I'm literally about to be escorted as comes running. and she has a strong grip of my arm. me man I explain everything to him since he's known me since elementary and I'm not an evil child-killer He tells me he has everything on camera and I almost cry in relief. The EP seems to go a little pale but is STILL insistent on pressing charges at me and the store, demanding that I be arrested for assault of her kid. The police review everything and even an eyewitness who saw and HEARD everything pitches in. The manager and police said I did he right thing and say I can press charges because EP hurt my arm p badl She's still fuming and now is threatening the police so she's taken away and arrested. The kid is picked up by whom I presume is his dad and I'm taken to the hospital to treat the glass shards in my If I'm badly hurt from a few shards of glass, I can't imagine what would have happened if the kid was still there climbing. I don't thinkI could forgive myself if I had let him get hurt. Edit: Thanks for the gold and sliver, stranger! Also to those asking ifI am pressing charges, yes. First she hurt me pretty bad(her grasp left some marks and a bruise) and the manager is pressing charges too because she left over $5000 in damages by breaking A LOT of ex Edit2: so a lot of people are asking how the police believed EP but not me. They weren't arresting me but escorting me else where to question me since EP kept on interjecting and screaming. I basically feared the worst since there were no some our store has a blind spot with no cameras. Luckily there was a camera AND a witness. Edit3: wow thanks for platinum! The cops got there before the manager. The police station must be right next to the supermarket...
Bad, Climbing, and Crush: 4G
 EP gets mad I saved her kids life and
 ried to press cha
 I never thought I'd be posting here but this just
 recently happened(week ago). I'm almost
 graduating high school and I have a job at the
 super market. Bagging items, stocking
 merchandise, etc... But I'm still shaken up and
 decided this place would be a good place to put
 ex
 This day it was pretty rainy so there were barley
 any people in the store and I was fixing any
 products that were out of order. I was just chilling
 since there was barley anything to do.
 Cue EP and EK come strolling into the store and I
 don't pay mind to the woman because she has
 that "can I speak to the manager" haircut. I'm
 already kinda wearily of this woman so I try to
 mind my own business and do my job.
 She sees me and rolls her eyes muttering
 something about "lazy teenagers" even t
 have a job?? but whatever and she asks me
 rudely without a please or anything where the
 inks are.
 l tell her which isle and she loudly exclaims,
 ExCUSE ME, aRE yOu gONNA TAKE ME THERE
 OR WHAT??? TAKe me there NOW or l'll speak to
 the manager. This is why you get paid."
 I only nod and don't say anything. So I take her to
 where the drinks are and she doesn't say thanks
 or anything
 only scoffs and pushes me away
 So I'm fixing some stuff that fell onto the floor
 not too far away, and I see EK climbing onto the
 ledge where the drinks are
 e me! We just mopped the floor so it's
 slippery and plus your son can't be climbing
 that. It can fall or he can get hurt." I say this as
 politely as possible and I don't want to get in
 trouble cause of some kid. You know? Applying
 to colleges and a record won't do me any good
 She gives me a nasty glare and snaps, "DONT
 TELL ME HOW TO RAISE MY CHILD. Mind your
 own fucking business!!!"
 Her kid is STILL climbing the ledge part where
 the alcohol is and I'm getting more anxious just
 So while the mom is busy I go to him and ask,
 "hey can you please get off? You can get hurt.
 He starts SCREAMING for his mother and she
 comes running like a mad bull. She asks him if
 he's okay and if I hurt him and he tells her, "she's
 not letting me p
 She starts yelling at me and insulting me calling
 me stupid and what not. She threatens me that
 she knows the manager and she will get me fired.
 She tells me to fuck off and continues to shop for
 wine while her kid is climbing on that ledge andI
 get this bad feeling when I see him jump down
 HARD and everything starts to shake
 RUN and tackle this kid to the ground to push
 him out of the way then right at that moment the
 whole drinks fall onto the ground
 There is red everywhere since it was part of the
 wine isle and I see myself badly cut. The kid is
 crying probably because I pushed him and the
 mom comes running and she starts shrieking like
 a banshee. "THIS STUPID TEENAGER TRIED TO
 And I told her that I literally saved her sons life
 since he could have been crush or hurt badly by
 the glass. My thigh is bleeding since it got cut
 and she grabs my arm, digging her nails into my
 arm。"YOU ARE NOT GOING ANYWHERE. IM
 PRESSING CHARGES AND CALLING THE
 POLICE YOU MURDERER!!!
 I think I want to cry because l'm loosing blood
 arrive and I'm literally about to be escorted as
 comes running.
 and she has a strong grip of my arm.
 me
 man
 I explain everything to him since he's known me
 since elementary and I'm not an evil child-killer
 He tells me he has everything on camera and I
 almost cry in relief. The EP seems to go a little
 pale but is STILL insistent on pressing charges at
 me and the store, demanding that I be arrested
 for assault of her kid.
 The police review everything and even an
 eyewitness who saw and HEARD everything
 pitches in. The manager and police said I did he
 right thing and say I can press charges because
 EP hurt my arm p
 badl
 She's still fuming and now is threatening the
 police so she's taken away and arrested. The kid
 is picked up by whom I presume is his dad and
 I'm taken to the hospital to treat the glass shards
 in my
 If I'm badly hurt from a few shards of glass, I
 can't imagine what would have happened if the
 kid was still there climbing. I don't thinkI could
 forgive myself if I had let him get hurt.
 Edit: Thanks for the gold and sliver, stranger!
 Also to those asking ifI am pressing charges,
 yes. First she hurt me pretty bad(her grasp left
 some marks and a bruise) and the manager is
 pressing charges too because she left over
 $5000 in damages by breaking A LOT of
 ex
 Edit2: so a lot of people are asking how the police
 believed EP but not me. They weren't arresting
 me but escorting me else where to question me
 since EP kept on interjecting and screaming. I
 basically feared the worst since there were no
 some
 our
 store has a blind spot with no cameras. Luckily
 there was a camera AND a witness.
 Edit3: wow thanks for platinum!
The cops got there before the manager. The police station must be right next to the supermarket...

The cops got there before the manager. The police station must be right next to the supermarket...

Ass, Bruh, and Chill: 6:48 Bruh you're sending VIBES R u not near done still I haven't even started packing Rip ok.. cute selfie for me later? And see u when u whencur back home from trip then.. Yeah maybe lol you're sending kind of aggressive vibes if I'm honest ...? Aggresive vibes? Like not like aggressive like ur gonna hurt me but like aggressive like as in not chill Wow I'm not trying to be rude just honest Look just cause that last guy u met did that to u Doesnt mean i will Or any other guy I legit said from the start fun hangouts to arcades movies tacos To be fair i didnt even bring up the sexual stuff And im legit wayyyy small. No way i could hurt u Even if we met public park or place to eat. And it was a hella nice day That's not the point. Like the point is it feels like boundaries are like not being respected. Like the whole thing last night with you being super insistent about me coming over just gave me a weird vibe. I'm not saying you're a weird or violent person I'm just saying it didn't give me a good vibe and also like it just seems like you're protesting a lot Oh my god u not listening Just forget it damn Lol okay Ur so fucking dumb Fat ass go fuck yourself Not everyone wants to hurt u like that one guy u met Oh my god this is so r/niceguys of you Delivered And it shows ur dumb for giving him a chance instead of better guys Fuck f Fuck off Hoe I wasn't trying to be rude lol you took that to a whole other type of level I hope you become self aware in the future and that it translates well to your relationships with women Message Missed my chance with this Great Dude bc I told him I thought the vibe might be off (and he proved me right)
Ass, Bruh, and Chill: 6:48
 Bruh you're sending VIBES
 R u not near done still
 I haven't even started packing
 Rip ok.. cute selfie for me later? And
 see u when u whencur back home
 from trip then..
 Yeah maybe lol you're sending kind
 of aggressive vibes if I'm honest
 ...? Aggresive vibes?
 Like not like aggressive like ur gonna
 hurt me but like aggressive like as in
 not chill
 Wow
 I'm not trying to be rude just honest
 Look just cause that last guy u met
 did that to u
 Doesnt mean i will
 Or any other guy
 I legit said from the start fun
 hangouts to arcades movies tacos
 To be fair i didnt even bring up the
 sexual stuff
 And im legit wayyyy small. No way i
 could hurt u
 Even if we met public park or place
 to eat. And it was a hella nice day
 That's not the point. Like the point is
 it feels like boundaries are like not
 being respected. Like the whole
 thing last night with you being super
 insistent about me coming over just
 gave me a weird vibe. I'm not saying
 you're a weird or violent person I'm
 just saying it didn't give me a good
 vibe and also like it just seems like
 you're protesting a lot
 Oh my god u not listening
 Just forget it damn
 Lol okay
 Ur so fucking dumb
 Fat ass go fuck yourself
 Not everyone wants to hurt u like
 that one guy u met
 Oh my god this is so r/niceguys of
 you
 Delivered
 And it shows ur dumb for giving him
 a chance instead of better guys
 Fuck f
 Fuck off
 Hoe
 I wasn't trying to be rude lol you took
 that to a whole other type of level
 I hope you become self aware in the
 future and that it translates well to
 your relationships with women
 Message
Missed my chance with this Great Dude bc I told him I thought the vibe might be off (and he proved me right)

Missed my chance with this Great Dude bc I told him I thought the vibe might be off (and he proved me right)

Fucking, Isis, and Police: Follow I've seen more US police execution videos than ISIS execution videos in the last year. RETWEETS FAVORITES 109 43 12:09 PM-3 Dec 2014 ISIS literally took the time for a 16 hour mass beheading to post up online. Thee quantity of executions should by no means insinuate the severity of the issue Stop making ISIS look more humane. Stop making these particular American issues a comparable topic as a terror group that is currently trying to produce child soldiers It's not about making ISIS look more humane. It's about recognizing the irrefutable fact that our own law enforcement, our supposed guardians of civilization, ARE LESS HUMANE Our own cops are now the domestic terrorists. Americans are being unjustly killed FAR MORE OFTEN by POLICE than TERRORISTS It's not about making ISIS look more humane. It's about recognizing the irrefutable fact that our own law enforcement, our supposed guardians of civilization, ARE LESS HUMANE Our own cops are now the domestic terrorists. Americans are being unjustly killed FAR MORE OFTEN by POLICE than TERRORISTS Ya damned fucking right we're going to point that out. And we're going to get louder and more insistent about it. It's coming. You can't stop it. Expect it. Learn to live with it. You're juxtaposing an international terrorist organisation that has killed 3 times the number of innocents in a month than the US police force has killed in a damned vear By all means point out that your police force is one of the shittiest to exist, but do not use ISIS as some comparison point. sure, US police forces are acting less humane, but that doesn't negate the fact that the tweet shifts an actual global threat to a very US-centric issue AGAIN, by all means criticise and shun your police force for its injustices, but don't compare it to the terrorism that's been happening in the East and insinuating that it's much tamer than the police brutality happening in the U.S Because that's ExACTLY what's going on in the tweet. Godwin's Law but with ISIS
Fucking, Isis, and Police: Follow
 I've seen more US police execution videos
 than ISIS execution videos in the last year.
 RETWEETS FAVORITES
 109
 43
 12:09 PM-3 Dec 2014
 ISIS literally took the time for a 16 hour mass beheading to post up online. Thee
 quantity of executions should by no means insinuate the severity of the issue
 Stop making ISIS look more humane. Stop making these particular American
 issues a comparable topic as a terror group that is currently trying to produce
 child soldiers
 It's not about making ISIS look more humane. It's about recognizing the
 irrefutable fact that our own law enforcement, our supposed guardians of
 civilization, ARE LESS HUMANE
 Our own cops are now the domestic terrorists. Americans are being unjustly
 killed FAR MORE OFTEN by POLICE than TERRORISTS
 It's not about making ISIS look more humane. It's about recognizing the
 irrefutable fact that our own law enforcement, our supposed guardians of
 civilization, ARE LESS HUMANE
 Our own cops are now the domestic terrorists. Americans are being unjustly
 killed FAR MORE OFTEN by POLICE than TERRORISTS
 Ya damned fucking right we're going to point that out. And we're going to get
 louder and more insistent about it.
 It's coming. You can't stop it. Expect it. Learn to live with it.
 You're juxtaposing an international terrorist organisation that has killed 3 times
 the number of innocents in a month than the US police force has killed in a
 damned vear
 By all means point out that your police force is one of the shittiest to exist, but do
 not use ISIS as some comparison point.
 sure, US police forces are acting less humane, but that doesn't negate the fact
 that the tweet shifts an actual global threat to a very US-centric issue
 AGAIN, by all means criticise and shun your police force for its injustices, but
 don't compare it to the terrorism that's been happening in the East and
 insinuating that it's much tamer than the police brutality happening in the U.S
 Because that's ExACTLY what's going on in the tweet.
Godwin's Law but with ISIS

Godwin's Law but with ISIS