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Lost, Happy, and Outlook: milk and honey i have what i have and i am happy i've lost what i've lost and i am still happy - outlook

Lost, Happy, and Outlook: milk and honey
i have
what i have
and i am happy
i've lost
what i've lost
and i am
still
happy
- outlook

Lost, Happy, and Outlook: milk and honey
i have
what i have
and i am happy
i've lost
what i've lost
and i am
still
happy
- outlook

Love, All The, and All: "Of all the lies I've heard, "I love vyou" was mv favorite."

Love, All The, and All: "Of all the lies I've heard,
"I love vyou" was mv
favorite."

Love, All The, and All: "Of all the lies I've heard,
"I love vyou" was mv
favorite."

Drinking, Drunk, and Food: Jennifer Dziura I've responded to this elsewhere around the Internet. Men who offer to buy women drinks are often intending to purchase a lowering of the woman's defenses. If you are a woman in a bar and a man offers to buy you a this: cheerfully ask for something nonalcoholic, while indicating get to know the guy. At least 50% of men will be angry. They weren't offering a gift or just trying to strike up conversation: they wanted you to be drunk and to let down your guard. In my own experience, I have twice been offered a drink and instead suggested food -- in both cases, very inexpensive food costing the same or less than a drink drink, try willingness to a and in both -- cases, the man responded angrily. 2 minutes ago Like Reply Jennifer Dziura In one case, I met a guy at a concert.I liked him. He suggested going to get a drink, but I was starving and suggested the kebab place around the corner. I can't remember who paid, but I had a cheap bowl of soup and the guy pouted and I never saw him again. The other time, I had done standup in a bar and an older guy offered to buy me a drink. I said I actually would love some popcorn, which was sold **at the bar for $2.** The man got angry and acted like I had cheated him somehow. being greek-god-of-hair: erwin-with-hairpins: rainfelt: cardozzza: notyourexrotic: (source) Whoa, I didn’t realize that it was so deliberate, I honestly thought it was unconscious Scary, scary. Gonna add on to this:From the other side of the bar, I see this crap all the time. Seriously. I work at a high-density bar, and let me tell you, I have anywhere from 10-20 guys every night come up and tell me to, “serve her a stronger drink, I’m trying to get lucky tonight, know what I mean?” usually accompanied with a wink and a gesture at a girl who, in my experience, is going to go from mildly buzzed to definitively hammered if I keep serving her. Now, I like to think I’m a responsible bartender, so I usually tell guys like that to piss off, and, if I can, try to tell the girl’s more sober friends that they need to keep an eye on her. But everyone- just so you know, most of the time, when someone you don’t know is buying you a drink, they’re NOT doing it out of a sense of cordiality, they’re buying you a drink for the sole purpose of making you let your guard down. So: Tips for getting drinks- 1. ALWAYS GO TO THE BAR TO GET YOUR OWN DRINK, DO NOT LET STRANGERS CARRY YOUR DRINKS. This is an opportune time for dropping something into your cocktail, and you’re none the wiser. 2.IF YOU ORDER SOMETHING NON-ALCOHOLIC, I promise you, the bartender doesn’t give two shits that you’re not drinking cocktails with your friends, and often, totally understands that you don’t want to let your guard down around strangers. Usually, you can just tell the bartender that you’d like something light, and that’s a big clue to us that you’re uncomfortable with whomever you’re standing next to. Again, we see this all the time. 3. If you’re in a position to where you feel uncomfortable not ordering alcohol: Here’s a list of light liquors, and mixers that won’t get you drunk, and will still look like an actual cocktail: X-rated + sprite = easy to drink, sweet, and 12% alcoholic content. Not strong at all, usually runs $6-$8, depending on your state. Amaretto + sour= sweet, not strong, 26%. Peach Schnapps+ ginger ale= tastes like mellow butterscotch, 24%. Melon liquor (Midori, in most bars) + soda water = not overly sweet, 21% Coffee liquor (Kahlua) +soda = not super sweet, 20%. Hope this helps someone out! Backing this up from years of bar tending.

Drinking, Drunk, and Food: Jennifer Dziura
I've responded to this elsewhere around the
Internet. Men who offer to buy women drinks
are often intending to purchase a lowering of
the woman's defenses. If you are a woman in
a bar and a man offers to buy you a
this: cheerfully ask for something
nonalcoholic, while indicating
get to know the guy. At least 50% of men will
be angry. They weren't offering a gift or just
trying to strike up conversation: they wanted
you to be drunk and to let down your guard. In
my own experience, I have twice been offered
a drink and instead suggested food -- in both
cases, very inexpensive food costing the
same or less than a drink
drink, try
willingness to
a
and in both
--
cases, the man responded angrily.
2 minutes ago Like Reply
Jennifer Dziura
In one case, I met a guy at a concert.I liked
him. He suggested going to get a drink, but I
was starving and suggested the kebab place
around the corner. I can't remember who paid,
but I had a cheap bowl of soup and the guy
pouted and I never saw him again. The other
time, I had done standup in a bar and an older
guy offered to buy me a drink. I said I actually
would love some popcorn, which was
sold **at the bar for $2.** The man got angry
and acted like I had cheated him somehow.
being
greek-god-of-hair:

erwin-with-hairpins:

rainfelt:

cardozzza:

notyourexrotic:

(source)

Whoa, I didn’t realize that it was so deliberate, I honestly thought it was unconscious

Scary, scary.

Gonna add on to this:From the other side of the bar, I see this crap all the time. Seriously. I work at a high-density bar, and let me tell you, I have anywhere from 10-20 guys every night come up and tell me to, “serve her a stronger drink, I’m trying to get lucky tonight, know what I mean?” usually accompanied with a wink and a gesture at a girl who, in my experience, is going to go from mildly buzzed to definitively hammered if I keep serving her. Now, I like to think I’m a responsible bartender, so I usually tell guys like that to piss off, and, if I can, try to tell the girl’s more sober friends that they need to keep an eye on her. But everyone- just so you know, most of the time, when someone you don’t know is buying you a drink, they’re NOT doing it out of a sense of cordiality, they’re buying you a drink for the sole purpose of making you let your guard down. So:
Tips for getting drinks-
1. ALWAYS GO TO THE BAR TO GET YOUR OWN DRINK, DO NOT LET STRANGERS CARRY YOUR DRINKS. This is an opportune time for dropping something into your cocktail, and you’re none the wiser.
2.IF YOU ORDER SOMETHING NON-ALCOHOLIC, I promise you, the bartender doesn’t give two shits that you’re not drinking cocktails with your friends, and often, totally understands that you don’t want to let your guard down around strangers. Usually, you can just tell the bartender that you’d like something light, and that’s a big clue to us that you’re uncomfortable with whomever you’re standing next to. Again, we see this all the time.
3. If you’re in a position to where you feel uncomfortable not ordering alcohol:
Here’s a list of light liquors, and mixers that won’t get you drunk, and will still look like an actual cocktail:
X-rated + sprite = easy to drink, sweet, and 12% alcoholic content. Not strong at all, usually runs $6-$8, depending on your state.
Amaretto + sour= sweet, not strong, 26%.
Peach Schnapps+ ginger ale= tastes like mellow butterscotch, 24%.
Melon liquor (Midori, in most bars) + soda water = not overly sweet, 21%
Coffee liquor (Kahlua) +soda = not super sweet, 20%.
Hope this helps someone out!

Backing this up from years of bar tending.

Drinking, Drunk, and Food: Jennifer Dziura
I've responded to this elsewhere around the
Internet. Men who offer to buy women drinks
are often intending to purchase a lowering of
the woman's defenses. If you are a woman in
a bar and a man offers to buy you a
this: cheerfully ask for something
nonalcoholic, while indicating
get to know the guy. At least 50% of men will
be angry. They weren't offering a gift or just
trying to strike up conversation: they wanted
you to be drunk and to let down your guard. In
my own experience, I have twice been offered
a drink and instead suggested food -- in both
cases, very inexpensive food costing the
same or less than a drink
drink, try
willingness to
a
and in both
--
cases, the man responded angrily.
2 minutes ago Like Reply
Jennifer Dziura
In one case, I met a guy at a concert.I liked
him. He suggested going to get a drink, but I
was starving and suggested the kebab place
around the corner. I can't remember who paid,
but I had a cheap bowl of soup and the guy
pouted and I never saw him again. The other
time, I had done standup in a bar and an older
guy offered to buy me a drink. I said I actually
would love some popcorn, which was
sold **at the bar for $2.** The man got angry
and acted like I had cheated him somehow.
being
greek-god-of-hair:

erwin-with-hairpins:

rainfelt:

cardozzza:

notyourexrotic:

(source)

Whoa, I didn’t realize that it was so deliberate, I honestly thought it was unconscious

Scary, scary.

Gonna add on to this:From the other side of the bar, I see this crap all the time. Seriously. I work at a high-density bar, and let me tell you, I have anywhere from 10-20 guys every night come up and tell me to, “serve her a stronger drink, I’m trying to get lucky tonight, know what I mean?” usually accompanied with a wink and a gesture at a girl who, in my experience, is going to go from mildly buzzed to definitively hammered if I keep serving her. Now, I like to think I’m a responsible bartender, so I usually tell guys like that to piss off, and, if I can, try to tell the girl’s more sober friends that they need to keep an eye on her. But everyone- just so you know, most of the time, when someone you don’t know is buying you a drink, they’re NOT doing it out of a sense of cordiality, they’re buying you a drink for the sole purpose of making you let your guard down. So:
Tips for getting drinks-
1. ALWAYS GO TO THE BAR TO GET YOUR OWN DRINK, DO NOT LET STRANGERS CARRY YOUR DRINKS. This is an opportune time for dropping something into your cocktail, and you’re none the wiser.
2.IF YOU ORDER SOMETHING NON-ALCOHOLIC, I promise you, the bartender doesn’t give two shits that you’re not drinking cocktails with your friends, and often, totally understands that you don’t want to let your guard down around strangers. Usually, you can just tell the bartender that you’d like something light, and that’s a big clue to us that you’re uncomfortable with whomever you’re standing next to. Again, we see this all the time.
3. If you’re in a position to where you feel uncomfortable not ordering alcohol:
Here’s a list of light liquors, and mixers that won’t get you drunk, and will still look like an actual cocktail:
X-rated + sprite = easy to drink, sweet, and 12% alcoholic content. Not strong at all, usually runs $6-$8, depending on your state.
Amaretto + sour= sweet, not strong, 26%.
Peach Schnapps+ ginger ale= tastes like mellow butterscotch, 24%.
Melon liquor (Midori, in most bars) + soda water = not overly sweet, 21%
Coffee liquor (Kahlua) +soda = not super sweet, 20%.
Hope this helps someone out!

Backing this up from years of bar tending.

greek-god-of-hair: erwin-with-hairpins: rainfelt: cardozzza: notyourexrotic: (source) Whoa, I didn’t realize that it was so deliberat...

Idea, What, and Always: i've always loved the idea of not being what people expect me to be.

Idea, What, and Always: i've always loved the idea of not
being what people expect me to be.

Idea, What, and Always: i've always loved the idea of not
being what people expect me to be.

Memes, Best, and Budget: My wife just got this tapestry in the mail for the wall of her yoga room. She opened it up and laid it out to look at it, and then Toki of course laid down right in the middle. So now he's on a low budget adventure flying through the woods. Enjoy! This is probably the best picture I've seen this year

Memes, Best, and Budget: My wife just got this tapestry in the mail for the wall of
her yoga room. She opened it up and laid it out to look
at it, and then Toki of course laid down right in the
middle. So now he's on a low budget adventure flying
through the woods. Enjoy!
This is probably the best picture I've seen this year

Memes, Best, and Budget: My wife just got this tapestry in the mail for the wall of
her yoga room. She opened it up and laid it out to look
at it, and then Toki of course laid down right in the
middle. So now he's on a low budget adventure flying
through the woods. Enjoy!
This is probably the best picture I've seen this year

This is probably the best picture I've seen this year

Friends, Rude, and Run: Worried by guy's girl-hate MY boyfriend has an odd way of talking about women. I find it very disrespectful and rude. He regularly refers to his colleagues as "bitches" or "cows" andI can't begin to tell you what he calls his female boss. He's lovely to me, because he says that I'm different, but still his language jars. He's really good-looking and great in bed, but I do wonder whether he likes women or not. He no longer speaks to his mother or sisters who he claims are monsters. In fact, I've never met any of his female relatives. And he isn't very keen on my mum or any of my friends either, claiming that they're bullies and users. He couldn't be kinder or more loving when it's just the two of us together. It's just this hatred of other females that concerns me. ALERT CONDITION: RED pointless-letters: DUMP HIM DUMP HIM AND RUN DUMP HIM AND RUN NOW DUMP HIM AND RUN NOW AND DO NOT STOP DUMP HIM AND RUN NOW AND DO NOT STOP OR LOOK BACK

Friends, Rude, and Run: Worried
by guy's
girl-hate
MY boyfriend has an odd
way of talking about
women. I find it very
disrespectful and rude.
He regularly refers to his
colleagues as "bitches" or
"cows" andI can't begin
to tell you what he calls
his female boss.
He's lovely to me,
because he says that I'm
different, but still his
language jars.
He's really good-looking
and great in bed, but I do
wonder whether he likes
women or not.
He no longer speaks to
his mother or sisters who
he claims are monsters.
In fact, I've never met
any of his female
relatives. And he isn't
very keen on my mum or
any of my friends either,
claiming that they're
bullies and users.
He couldn't be kinder or
more loving when it's just
the two of us together. It's
just this hatred of other
females that concerns me.

ALERT
CONDITION: RED
pointless-letters:

DUMP HIM

DUMP HIM AND RUN

DUMP HIM AND RUN NOW

DUMP HIM AND RUN NOW AND DO NOT STOP

DUMP HIM AND RUN NOW AND DO NOT STOP OR LOOK BACK

Friends, Rude, and Run: Worried
by guy's
girl-hate
MY boyfriend has an odd
way of talking about
women. I find it very
disrespectful and rude.
He regularly refers to his
colleagues as "bitches" or
"cows" andI can't begin
to tell you what he calls
his female boss.
He's lovely to me,
because he says that I'm
different, but still his
language jars.
He's really good-looking
and great in bed, but I do
wonder whether he likes
women or not.
He no longer speaks to
his mother or sisters who
he claims are monsters.
In fact, I've never met
any of his female
relatives. And he isn't
very keen on my mum or
any of my friends either,
claiming that they're
bullies and users.
He couldn't be kinder or
more loving when it's just
the two of us together. It's
just this hatred of other
females that concerns me.

ALERT
CONDITION: RED
pointless-letters:

DUMP HIM

DUMP HIM AND RUN

DUMP HIM AND RUN NOW

DUMP HIM AND RUN NOW AND DO NOT STOP

DUMP HIM AND RUN NOW AND DO NOT STOP OR LOOK BACK

pointless-letters: DUMP HIM DUMP HIM AND RUN DUMP HIM AND RUN NOW DUMP HIM AND RUN NOW AND DO NOT STOP DUMP HIM AND RUN NOW AND DO ...

Run, The Worst, and Time: Yours is without a doubt the worst code I've ever run But it runs At least most of the time

Run, The Worst, and Time: Yours is without a doubt the worst code I've ever run
But it runs
At least most of the time

Run, The Worst, and Time: Yours is without a doubt the worst code I've ever run
But it runs
At least most of the time

At least most of the time

Life, Subway, and Never: Customer: l'll have the usual Мe: SUBWAY I've never met this man in my life I don’t even know who you are

Life, Subway, and Never: Customer: l'll have the usual
Мe:
SUBWAY
I've never met this man in my life
I don’t even know who you are

Life, Subway, and Never: Customer: l'll have the usual
Мe:
SUBWAY
I've never met this man in my life
I don’t even know who you are

I don’t even know who you are

Tumblr, Blog, and Chameleon: u David Hughes Retweeted David Hughes @david8hughes [at the chameleon store] Me: do you have any chameleons? Clerk: I've no fucken idea 12/04/2016, 14:25 6,122 Retweets 11.7K Likes universeofmemes:Cannelloni with white meat filling and red sauce recipe

Tumblr, Blog, and Chameleon: u David Hughes Retweeted
David Hughes
@david8hughes
[at the chameleon store]
Me: do you have any chameleons?
Clerk: I've no fucken idea
12/04/2016, 14:25
6,122 Retweets 11.7K Likes
universeofmemes:Cannelloni with white meat filling and red sauce recipe

Tumblr, Blog, and Chameleon: u David Hughes Retweeted
David Hughes
@david8hughes
[at the chameleon store]
Me: do you have any chameleons?
Clerk: I've no fucken idea
12/04/2016, 14:25
6,122 Retweets 11.7K Likes
universeofmemes:Cannelloni with white meat filling and red sauce recipe

universeofmemes:Cannelloni with white meat filling and red sauce recipe

Life, Stan, and Kiss: thalia stan @cutcreasemom How is a gay couple kissing gonna confuse or influence a child? Ive been seeing straight people kiss my whole life andistill want coochie 3/2/17, 11:41 AM

Life, Stan, and Kiss: thalia stan
@cutcreasemom
How is a gay couple kissing gonna
confuse or influence a child? Ive
been seeing straight people kiss
my whole life andistill want
coochie
3/2/17, 11:41 AM

Life, Stan, and Kiss: thalia stan
@cutcreasemom
How is a gay couple kissing gonna
confuse or influence a child? Ive
been seeing straight people kiss
my whole life andistill want
coochie
3/2/17, 11:41 AM

Mean, Been, and How: I've been thinking how I could possibly tell you how much you mean to me.

Mean, Been, and How: I've been thinking how I could possibly
tell you how much you mean to me.

Mean, Been, and How: I've been thinking how I could possibly
tell you how much you mean to me.

Dank, Head, and Bible: LAD BIBLE This dog has the squarest head I've ever seen 😂🐶 FB: Mai Sơn

Dank, Head, and Bible: LAD
BIBLE
This dog has the squarest head I've ever seen 😂🐶

FB: Mai Sơn

Dank, Head, and Bible: LAD
BIBLE
This dog has the squarest head I've ever seen 😂🐶

FB: Mai Sơn

This dog has the squarest head I've ever seen 😂🐶 FB: Mai Sơn

Okay, Train, and Thought: How a normal person tells a story START END OF STORY OF STORY How I tell a story SEMI- RELATED PRE-STORY PROLOGUE FOR CONTEXT APOLOGIZE Too MANY DETAILS STORY END OF STORY START OF STORY REALIZE I'VE BEEN TALKING Too LONG WAIT, OKAY, BACK TO THE MAIN STORY WHAT WRAP STORY WAS SOMETHING JUST NOW REMEMBERED UP AND TALKING ΑΒουT? FINALLY GET TO THE LosE TRAIN POINT OF THOUGHT Me_IRL

Okay, Train, and Thought: How a normal person tells a story
START
END
OF
STORY
OF
STORY
How I tell a story
SEMI-
RELATED
PRE-STORY
PROLOGUE
FOR CONTEXT
APOLOGIZE
Too
MANY
DETAILS
STORY
END
OF
STORY
START
OF
STORY
REALIZE
I'VE BEEN
TALKING
Too LONG
WAIT, OKAY,
BACK TO THE
MAIN STORY
WHAT
WRAP STORY
WAS
SOMETHING
JUST NOW
REMEMBERED
UP AND
TALKING
ΑΒουT?
FINALLY
GET TO THE
LosE
TRAIN
POINT
OF
THOUGHT
Me_IRL

Okay, Train, and Thought: How a normal person tells a story
START
END
OF
STORY
OF
STORY
How I tell a story
SEMI-
RELATED
PRE-STORY
PROLOGUE
FOR CONTEXT
APOLOGIZE
Too
MANY
DETAILS
STORY
END
OF
STORY
START
OF
STORY
REALIZE
I'VE BEEN
TALKING
Too LONG
WAIT, OKAY,
BACK TO THE
MAIN STORY
WHAT
WRAP STORY
WAS
SOMETHING
JUST NOW
REMEMBERED
UP AND
TALKING
ΑΒουT?
FINALLY
GET TO THE
LosE
TRAIN
POINT
OF
THOUGHT
Me_IRL

Me_IRL

Dank, Memes, and Target: How a normal person tells a story START END OF STORY OF STORY How I tell a story SEMI- RELATED PRE-STORY PROLOGUE FOR CONTEXT APOLOGIZE Too MANY DETAILS STORY END OF STORY START OF STORY REALIZE I'VE BEEN TALKING Too LONG WAIT, OKAY, BACK TO THE MAIN STORY WHAT WRAP STORY WAS SOMETHING JUST NOW REMEMBERED UP AND TALKING ΑΒουT? FINALLY GET TO THE LosE TRAIN POINT OF THOUGHT Me_IRL by cy6nu5 MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Target: How a normal person tells a story
START
END
OF
STORY
OF
STORY
How I tell a story
SEMI-
RELATED
PRE-STORY
PROLOGUE
FOR CONTEXT
APOLOGIZE
Too
MANY
DETAILS
STORY
END
OF
STORY
START
OF
STORY
REALIZE
I'VE BEEN
TALKING
Too LONG
WAIT, OKAY,
BACK TO THE
MAIN STORY
WHAT
WRAP STORY
WAS
SOMETHING
JUST NOW
REMEMBERED
UP AND
TALKING
ΑΒουT?
FINALLY
GET TO THE
LosE
TRAIN
POINT
OF
THOUGHT
Me_IRL by cy6nu5
MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Target: How a normal person tells a story
START
END
OF
STORY
OF
STORY
How I tell a story
SEMI-
RELATED
PRE-STORY
PROLOGUE
FOR CONTEXT
APOLOGIZE
Too
MANY
DETAILS
STORY
END
OF
STORY
START
OF
STORY
REALIZE
I'VE BEEN
TALKING
Too LONG
WAIT, OKAY,
BACK TO THE
MAIN STORY
WHAT
WRAP STORY
WAS
SOMETHING
JUST NOW
REMEMBERED
UP AND
TALKING
ΑΒουT?
FINALLY
GET TO THE
LosE
TRAIN
POINT
OF
THOUGHT
Me_IRL by cy6nu5
MORE MEMES

Me_IRL by cy6nu5 MORE MEMES

Dank, Joker, and Memes: WELL, I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT HE DIDN'T DIE THE FIRST TIME HE DRESSED UP AS A GIANT BAT AND JUMPED OFF THE ROOF I CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S DEAD PUDDIN'. stephaniebrownz: i've been laughing at this for like five minutes Joker pts 100 by mematods MORE MEMES

Dank, Joker, and Memes: WELL, I CAN'T BELIEVE
THAT HE DIDN'T DIE THE
FIRST TIME HE DRESSED
UP AS A GIANT BAT
AND JUMPED OFF
THE ROOF
I CAN'T
BELIEVE
HE'S DEAD
PUDDIN'.
stephaniebrownz:
i've been laughing at this for like five
minutes
Joker pts 100 by mematods
MORE MEMES

Dank, Joker, and Memes: WELL, I CAN'T BELIEVE
THAT HE DIDN'T DIE THE
FIRST TIME HE DRESSED
UP AS A GIANT BAT
AND JUMPED OFF
THE ROOF
I CAN'T
BELIEVE
HE'S DEAD
PUDDIN'.
stephaniebrownz:
i've been laughing at this for like five
minutes
Joker pts 100 by mematods
MORE MEMES

Joker pts 100 by mematods MORE MEMES

Bad, Fucking, and Laundry: brennan. BrennanAchee If there's one thing I've learned it's that deciding not to fold your laundry the day its done is one small decision that leads to a lot more bad decisions and next thing you notice your life is a complete fucking wreck. 9:50 PM-19 Dec 2018 I folded mine🥀

Bad, Fucking, and Laundry: brennan.
BrennanAchee
If there's one thing I've learned it's that
deciding not to fold your laundry the day its
done is one small decision that leads to a lot
more bad decisions and next thing you
notice your life is a complete fucking wreck.
9:50 PM-19 Dec 2018
I folded mine🥀

Bad, Fucking, and Laundry: brennan.
BrennanAchee
If there's one thing I've learned it's that
deciding not to fold your laundry the day its
done is one small decision that leads to a lot
more bad decisions and next thing you
notice your life is a complete fucking wreck.
9:50 PM-19 Dec 2018
I folded mine🥀

I folded mine🥀

Beautiful, Prison, and Http: wake up world ITS TIME TO RISE AND SHINE AND FINALLY I WILL GROW IN ALL THE PLACES THAT I'VE TOO LONG HID - BLOSSOMING FROM WITHIN TO BECOME SOMETHING SO MUCH MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN THIS PRETTY PRISON OF FLESH AND BONE COULD EVER BE... BECCA LEE http://wakeup-world.com

Beautiful, Prison, and Http: wake up world
ITS TIME TO RISE AND SHINE
AND FINALLY I WILL GROW IN ALL THE
PLACES THAT I'VE TOO LONG HID -
BLOSSOMING FROM WITHIN TO BECOME
SOMETHING SO MUCH MORE BEAUTIFUL
THAN THIS PRETTY PRISON OF FLESH
AND BONE COULD EVER BE...
BECCA LEE
http://wakeup-world.com

Beautiful, Prison, and Http: wake up world
ITS TIME TO RISE AND SHINE
AND FINALLY I WILL GROW IN ALL THE
PLACES THAT I'VE TOO LONG HID -
BLOSSOMING FROM WITHIN TO BECOME
SOMETHING SO MUCH MORE BEAUTIFUL
THAN THIS PRETTY PRISON OF FLESH
AND BONE COULD EVER BE...
BECCA LEE
http://wakeup-world.com

http://wakeup-world.com

Crazy, Life, and Time: I'm sad but at the same time I'm numb. I'm pushing everyone away, isolating myself from those who matter and I'm running out of life one day I'll be dead and gone and it's crazy to think that I've wasted so much youth stressing things that don't matter (h.w.) https://iglovequotes.net/

Crazy, Life, and Time: I'm sad but at the same time I'm numb.
I'm pushing everyone away,
isolating myself from
those who matter
and
I'm
running
out of life
one day I'll be dead and gone and
it's crazy to think that I've wasted so
much youth stressing things that don't matter
(h.w.)
https://iglovequotes.net/

Crazy, Life, and Time: I'm sad but at the same time I'm numb.
I'm pushing everyone away,
isolating myself from
those who matter
and
I'm
running
out of life
one day I'll be dead and gone and
it's crazy to think that I've wasted so
much youth stressing things that don't matter
(h.w.)
https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Memes, Help, and Asking: (Checks in on the mentions after a day) oh, no no no no no, I wasn't asking for help or suggestions, I've got this! https://t.co/K78tYnWz3o

Memes, Help, and Asking: (Checks in on the mentions after a day)
oh, no no no no no, I wasn't asking for help or suggestions, I've got this! https://t.co/K78tYnWz3o

Memes, Help, and Asking: (Checks in on the mentions after a day)
oh, no no no no no, I wasn't asking for help or suggestions, I've got this! https://t.co/K78tYnWz3o

(Checks in on the mentions after a day) oh, no no no no no, I wasn't asking for help or suggestions, I've got this! https://t.co/K78tYnWz3o

Life, Robert Frost, and Can: "In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on." -Robert Frost

Life, Robert Frost, and Can: "In three words I can sum up everything I've
learned about life: it goes on."
-Robert Frost

Life, Robert Frost, and Can: "In three words I can sum up everything I've
learned about life: it goes on."
-Robert Frost

Dank, Deja Vu, and Annoying: Area 51 guards: it is annoying that every year they try the same Kyle:what are you talking about? this is the first ever raid Area 51 guards: Deja vu I've just been in this place before

Dank, Deja Vu, and Annoying: Area 51 guards: it is annoying that every
year they try the same
Kyle:what are you talking about? this is
the first ever raid
Area 51 guards:
Deja vu
I've just been in this place before

Dank, Deja Vu, and Annoying: Area 51 guards: it is annoying that every
year they try the same
Kyle:what are you talking about? this is
the first ever raid
Area 51 guards:
Deja vu
I've just been in this place before

Deja vu I've just been in this place before

Funny, Life, and Memes: This dog party looks more fun than anything I've ever been to in my entire life Funny Random Pics And Memes Dump – 40 Pictures #FunnyMemes #FunnyPictures #Weedhumor #Funnymemeshilarious #420memes #Funnyjokes #Bonesfunny #Funnypictures #Funny #Funnybabymemes

Funny, Life, and Memes: This dog party looks more fun than
anything I've ever been to in my entire
life
Funny Random Pics And Memes Dump – 40 Pictures #FunnyMemes #FunnyPictures #Weedhumor #Funnymemeshilarious #420memes #Funnyjokes #Bonesfunny #Funnypictures #Funny #Funnybabymemes

Funny, Life, and Memes: This dog party looks more fun than
anything I've ever been to in my entire
life
Funny Random Pics And Memes Dump – 40 Pictures #FunnyMemes #FunnyPictures #Weedhumor #Funnymemeshilarious #420memes #Funnyjokes #Bonesfunny #Funnypictures #Funny #Funnybabymemes

Funny Random Pics And Memes Dump – 40 Pictures #FunnyMemes #FunnyPictures #Weedhumor #Funnymemeshilarious #420memes #Funnyjokes #Bonesfunny ...

Love, Cross, and Uma Thurman: "I still love the people I've loved, even if I cross the street to avoid them. CO 35 - Uma Thurman

Love, Cross, and Uma Thurman: "I still love the people I've loved, even if
I cross the street to avoid them.
CO
35
- Uma Thurman

Love, Cross, and Uma Thurman: "I still love the people I've loved, even if
I cross the street to avoid them.
CO
35
- Uma Thurman

Drinking, God, and Target: Anonymous said: Ludwig should try this new drinking game i've been playing. It's called take a shot every time you feel sad believe thats just Nocmal drinking Bro you gead? Shut uf ask-art-student-prussia: god rip.

Drinking, God, and Target: Anonymous said:
Ludwig should try this new
drinking game i've been playing. It's called take a
shot every time you feel sad

believe thats just
Nocmal drinking
Bro you gead?
Shut uf
ask-art-student-prussia:

god rip.

Drinking, God, and Target: Anonymous said:
Ludwig should try this new
drinking game i've been playing. It's called take a
shot every time you feel sad

believe thats just
Nocmal drinking
Bro you gead?
Shut uf
ask-art-student-prussia:

god rip.

ask-art-student-prussia: god rip.

Living, Been, and Them: "Recently I've been passing the days not living them." 03

Living, Been, and Them: "Recently I've been passing the days not living
them."
03

Living, Been, and Them: "Recently I've been passing the days not living
them."
03

Instagram, Sad, and Been: "I've been on my sad days for years" -WithoutFeels on Instagram

Instagram, Sad, and Been: "I've been on my sad days for
years"
-WithoutFeels on Instagram

Instagram, Sad, and Been: "I've been on my sad days for
years"
-WithoutFeels on Instagram

God, Oh My God, and Fuck: bellamy-at-221b: so today it snowed for the first time this year and ive naturally been online all day and didnt know so i went to take out the garbage in bare feet and stepped in an inch snow and i just yelled "what the fUCK" and i just heard my neighbour in his backyard go "oh my god she's outside" Me irl

God, Oh My God, and Fuck: bellamy-at-221b:
so today it snowed for the first time
this year and ive naturally been
online all day and didnt know so i
went to take out the garbage in bare
feet and stepped in an inch snow
and i just yelled "what the fUCK" and
i just heard my neighbour in his
backyard go "oh my god she's
outside"
Me irl

God, Oh My God, and Fuck: bellamy-at-221b:
so today it snowed for the first time
this year and ive naturally been
online all day and didnt know so i
went to take out the garbage in bare
feet and stepped in an inch snow
and i just yelled "what the fUCK" and
i just heard my neighbour in his
backyard go "oh my god she's
outside"
Me irl

Me irl

Dank, God, and Memes: bellamy-at-221b: so today it snowed for the first time this year and ive naturally been online all day and didnt know so i went to take out the garbage in bare feet and stepped in an inch snow and i just yelled "what the fUCK" and i just heard my neighbour in his backyard go "oh my god she's outside" Me irl by Joeybubu MORE MEMES

Dank, God, and Memes: bellamy-at-221b:
so today it snowed for the first time
this year and ive naturally been
online all day and didnt know so i
went to take out the garbage in bare
feet and stepped in an inch snow
and i just yelled "what the fUCK" and
i just heard my neighbour in his
backyard go "oh my god she's
outside"
Me irl by Joeybubu
MORE MEMES

Dank, God, and Memes: bellamy-at-221b:
so today it snowed for the first time
this year and ive naturally been
online all day and didnt know so i
went to take out the garbage in bare
feet and stepped in an inch snow
and i just yelled "what the fUCK" and
i just heard my neighbour in his
backyard go "oh my god she's
outside"
Me irl by Joeybubu
MORE MEMES

Me irl by Joeybubu MORE MEMES

Evil, Monsters, and All: 2nd Grader: Sharing is caring Me: What if I don't care? 2nd Grader: Of all history's greatest monsters, you are by far the most evil thing I've encountered

Evil, Monsters, and All: 2nd Grader: Sharing is caring
Me: What if I don't care?
2nd Grader:
Of all history's greatest monsters, you are
by far the most evil thing I've encountered

Evil, Monsters, and All: 2nd Grader: Sharing is caring
Me: What if I don't care?
2nd Grader:
Of all history's greatest monsters, you are
by far the most evil thing I've encountered

Memes, Reddit, and Sorry: I'm sorry about that, they assured me that they already had. I'm reaching out to another customer service agent. Oh that's fine. I've figured it out. You know, I'm something of a Genius myself I'm sorry. I'm 16 and I like memes. That's ok, I'm 37 and I like memes. This is going on Reddit I'm sure l'll see it. Met the coolest costumer Rep today.

Memes, Reddit, and Sorry: I'm sorry about that, they assured
me that they already had. I'm
reaching out to another customer
service agent.
Oh that's fine. I've figured it out.
You know, I'm something of a Genius myself
I'm sorry. I'm 16 and I like memes.
That's ok, I'm 37 and I like memes.
This is going on Reddit
I'm sure l'll see it.
Met the coolest costumer Rep today.

Memes, Reddit, and Sorry: I'm sorry about that, they assured
me that they already had. I'm
reaching out to another customer
service agent.
Oh that's fine. I've figured it out.
You know, I'm something of a Genius myself
I'm sorry. I'm 16 and I like memes.
That's ok, I'm 37 and I like memes.
This is going on Reddit
I'm sure l'll see it.
Met the coolest costumer Rep today.

Met the coolest costumer Rep today.

Dank, Memes, and Reddit: I'm sorry about that, they assured me that they already had. I'm reaching out to another customer service agent. Oh that's fine. I've figured it out. You know, I'm something of a Genius myself I'm sorry. I'm 16 and I like memes. That's ok, I'm 37 and I like memes. This is going on Reddit I'm sure l'll see it. Met the coolest costumer Rep today. by BerserkTheKid MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Reddit: I'm sorry about that, they assured
me that they already had. I'm
reaching out to another customer
service agent.
Oh that's fine. I've figured it out.
You know, I'm something of a Genius myself
I'm sorry. I'm 16 and I like memes.
That's ok, I'm 37 and I like memes.
This is going on Reddit
I'm sure l'll see it.
Met the coolest costumer Rep today. by BerserkTheKid
MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Reddit: I'm sorry about that, they assured
me that they already had. I'm
reaching out to another customer
service agent.
Oh that's fine. I've figured it out.
You know, I'm something of a Genius myself
I'm sorry. I'm 16 and I like memes.
That's ok, I'm 37 and I like memes.
This is going on Reddit
I'm sure l'll see it.
Met the coolest costumer Rep today. by BerserkTheKid
MORE MEMES

Met the coolest costumer Rep today. by BerserkTheKid MORE MEMES

Ass, Dank, and Fat Ass: bradley @bradmattinson_ i keep subtitles on when watching netflix cos my fat ass can't hear whats going on over the munching of snacks I've accpeted who I am

Ass, Dank, and Fat Ass: bradley
@bradmattinson_
i keep subtitles on when watching
netflix cos my fat ass can't hear
whats going on over the munching
of snacks
I've accpeted who I am

Ass, Dank, and Fat Ass: bradley
@bradmattinson_
i keep subtitles on when watching
netflix cos my fat ass can't hear
whats going on over the munching
of snacks
I've accpeted who I am

I've accpeted who I am

Taken, Best, and Insomnia: I've just come into possession of a cure for insomnia. They come in capsule form. For best results, they must be taken internally Here is the handy applicator. Alfred Hitchcock was ahead of his time

Taken, Best, and Insomnia: I've just come into possession of
a cure for insomnia.
They come in capsule form.
For best results, they must be taken internally
Here is the handy applicator.
Alfred Hitchcock was ahead of his time

Taken, Best, and Insomnia: I've just come into possession of
a cure for insomnia.
They come in capsule form.
For best results, they must be taken internally
Here is the handy applicator.
Alfred Hitchcock was ahead of his time

Alfred Hitchcock was ahead of his time

Driving, Fall, and Gif: Vo)) 4G+ 18:42 LTE 47%- Sunday 09:47 A pirate walks into a bar. The bar- tender says, excuse me sir, do you know you have a steering wheel in your pants? The pirate says, "Yar I know, it's been driving me nuts." Monday 22:30 Har har harrrrrrgh Today 17:07 What's a pirates favourite letter? Today 17:36 Is it R (ghhhh) Aha! You'd think it'd be R but they really be in love with the C Awh man I really walked the plank there didn't I Today 18:06 Ye did, bet you were thinking you had me on the hook I shore did, Iv not got a leg to stand on tbh... Better knot fall for it next time or you'll end up overboard again Aye aye captain! If you're not too tide down, how about we go get some rum sometime? If I ever wash up on your shores, that could be a barrel of laughs. I've struck gold! Let me loot your number and get of this shipwreck of an app. Heheh 07 you can send me a message in a bottle now. Type a message... GIF I hope she doesnt drift away

Driving, Fall, and Gif: Vo)) 4G+
18:42
LTE 47%-
Sunday 09:47
A pirate walks into a bar. The bar-
tender says, excuse me sir, do you
know you have a steering wheel in
your pants? The pirate says, "Yar I
know, it's been driving me nuts."
Monday 22:30
Har har harrrrrrgh
Today 17:07
What's a pirates favourite letter?
Today 17:36
Is it R (ghhhh)
Aha! You'd think it'd be R but they
really be in love with the C
Awh man
I really walked the
plank there didn't I
Today 18:06
Ye did, bet you were thinking you
had me on the hook
I shore did, Iv not got a leg to
stand on tbh...
Better knot fall for it next time or
you'll end up overboard again
Aye aye captain!
If you're not too tide down, how
about we go get some rum
sometime?
If I ever wash up on your shores,
that could be a barrel of laughs.
I've struck gold! Let me loot your
number and get of this shipwreck of
an app.
Heheh 07
you can
send me a message in a bottle
now.
Type a message...
GIF
I hope she doesnt drift away

Driving, Fall, and Gif: Vo)) 4G+
18:42
LTE 47%-
Sunday 09:47
A pirate walks into a bar. The bar-
tender says, excuse me sir, do you
know you have a steering wheel in
your pants? The pirate says, "Yar I
know, it's been driving me nuts."
Monday 22:30
Har har harrrrrrgh
Today 17:07
What's a pirates favourite letter?
Today 17:36
Is it R (ghhhh)
Aha! You'd think it'd be R but they
really be in love with the C
Awh man
I really walked the
plank there didn't I
Today 18:06
Ye did, bet you were thinking you
had me on the hook
I shore did, Iv not got a leg to
stand on tbh...
Better knot fall for it next time or
you'll end up overboard again
Aye aye captain!
If you're not too tide down, how
about we go get some rum
sometime?
If I ever wash up on your shores,
that could be a barrel of laughs.
I've struck gold! Let me loot your
number and get of this shipwreck of
an app.
Heheh 07
you can
send me a message in a bottle
now.
Type a message...
GIF
I hope she doesnt drift away

I hope she doesnt drift away

Sorry, Break, and Today: Brad Wilson @brad_wilson4 If your names Hannah and your boyfriend is flying to Magaluf with 5 lads from Manchester today, I'm sorry to break it to you but I've just overheard him and his mates clap as the plane landed I’m so sorry Hannah

Sorry, Break, and Today: Brad Wilson
@brad_wilson4
If your names Hannah and your
boyfriend is flying to Magaluf with
5 lads from Manchester today, I'm
sorry to break it to you but I've just
overheard him and his mates clap
as the plane landed
I’m so sorry Hannah

Sorry, Break, and Today: Brad Wilson
@brad_wilson4
If your names Hannah and your
boyfriend is flying to Magaluf with
5 lads from Manchester today, I'm
sorry to break it to you but I've just
overheard him and his mates clap
as the plane landed
I’m so sorry Hannah

I’m so sorry Hannah

Boo, Fire, and Pokemon: A HTIW KNOW EWOT DING GHEY LIKE POKEMON LIKE THERES M FAVORITE FIRE TYPE WITH THHE IMEN HE T'S NOT TOO IFYOU'RE LATETO GHTON BOARD AND ITS A FREE APP YOU COULD BE CAST RIDER NOT IF You'RE NOT ALREADY SO BECAUSE UHMHOO TDI "DANNY KEICHUM I'VE GoT UKE A WHOLE BECAUSE THERES THESE CHOSISCAUED GASTLIES, THEY'RE EM M WAT ABOUT BOO EDNH8 CREW DING NO HERE,I'LL JUSTSHOW WAIT hok SKFERLES thesuperheroesnetwork: By Lee Gatlin On Flagpole | Twitter | Site

Boo, Fire, and Pokemon: A HTIW
KNOW
EWOT DING
GHEY
LIKE
POKEMON
LIKE
THERES
M FAVORITE
FIRE TYPE
WITH
THHE
IMEN
HE T'S
NOT TOO IFYOU'RE
LATETO
GHTON
BOARD
AND
ITS A
FREE
APP
YOU
COULD BE
CAST
RIDER
NOT
IF
You'RE
NOT
ALREADY
SO
BECAUSE
UHMHOO TDI
"DANNY
KEICHUM
I'VE GoT
UKE A
WHOLE
BECAUSE
THERES THESE
CHOSISCAUED
GASTLIES,
THEY'RE
EM M WAT ABOUT
BOO
EDNH8
CREW
DING
NO
HERE,I'LL
JUSTSHOW
WAIT
hok
SKFERLES
thesuperheroesnetwork:
By Lee Gatlin
On Flagpole | Twitter | Site

Boo, Fire, and Pokemon: A HTIW
KNOW
EWOT DING
GHEY
LIKE
POKEMON
LIKE
THERES
M FAVORITE
FIRE TYPE
WITH
THHE
IMEN
HE T'S
NOT TOO IFYOU'RE
LATETO
GHTON
BOARD
AND
ITS A
FREE
APP
YOU
COULD BE
CAST
RIDER
NOT
IF
You'RE
NOT
ALREADY
SO
BECAUSE
UHMHOO TDI
"DANNY
KEICHUM
I'VE GoT
UKE A
WHOLE
BECAUSE
THERES THESE
CHOSISCAUED
GASTLIES,
THEY'RE
EM M WAT ABOUT
BOO
EDNH8
CREW
DING
NO
HERE,I'LL
JUSTSHOW
WAIT
hok
SKFERLES
thesuperheroesnetwork:
By Lee Gatlin
On Flagpole | Twitter | Site

thesuperheroesnetwork: By Lee Gatlin On Flagpole | Twitter | Site

Best, Smile, and World: "I get the best feeling in the world when you say "Hi" or smile at me, because I know that even for a second that I've crossed your mind."

Best, Smile, and World: "I get the best feeling in the world when
you say "Hi" or smile at me, because I
know that even for a second that I've
crossed your mind."

Best, Smile, and World: "I get the best feeling in the world when
you say "Hi" or smile at me, because I
know that even for a second that I've
crossed your mind."

Homie, Yeah, and Anxiety: anxiety: OK BUT WHAT IF me: homie we went over this like 100 times yesterday and we totally resolved it anxiety: yeah but i've looked at it from new angle and there's like 20 more reasons why u should be worried about it me: me:..go on

Homie, Yeah, and Anxiety: anxiety: OK BUT WHAT IF
me: homie we went over this like 100
times yesterday and we totally
resolved it
anxiety: yeah but i've looked at it from
new angle and there's like 20 more
reasons why u should be worried
about it
me:
me:..go on

Homie, Yeah, and Anxiety: anxiety: OK BUT WHAT IF
me: homie we went over this like 100
times yesterday and we totally
resolved it
anxiety: yeah but i've looked at it from
new angle and there's like 20 more
reasons why u should be worried
about it
me:
me:..go on

Love, I Love You, and Coffee: "I love you. I don't mean I love you like the way I love my coffee with two sugars or the way I love an extra 10 minutes of sleep or the way I love soup on a cold day. I love you in a way I've ever loved anyone before. I love you in a way that consumes me." 23

Love, I Love You, and Coffee: "I love you. I don't mean I love you like
the way I love my coffee with two
sugars or the way I love an extra 10
minutes of sleep or the way I love soup
on a cold day. I love you in a way I've
ever loved anyone before. I love you in
a way that consumes me."
23

Love, I Love You, and Coffee: "I love you. I don't mean I love you like
the way I love my coffee with two
sugars or the way I love an extra 10
minutes of sleep or the way I love soup
on a cold day. I love you in a way I've
ever loved anyone before. I love you in
a way that consumes me."
23

Life, Waiting..., and Been: All my life I've been going around waiting for something.

Life, Waiting..., and Been: All my life I've been going around
waiting for something.

Life, Waiting..., and Been: All my life I've been going around
waiting for something.

Good, Happiness, and Her: I'm in tears. Six vaccines after everything I've tried to teach her... [ happiness noise Vaccines good

Good, Happiness, and Her: I'm in tears.
Six vaccines
after everything
I've tried to
teach her...
[ happiness noise
Vaccines good

Good, Happiness, and Her: I'm in tears.
Six vaccines
after everything
I've tried to
teach her...
[ happiness noise
Vaccines good

Vaccines good

Life, Old Man, and Time: Jason Ochart @JasonOchart I golfed with a hilarious 78 year old man, and he was dishing out life tips the whole time. The most DGAF guy I've ever met. He tells me after the round "don't talk to me in the parking lot, my wife is picking me up and she thinks I went deaf 5 years ago." What a legend. What a legend !!!!

Life, Old Man, and Time: Jason Ochart
@JasonOchart
I golfed with a hilarious 78 year
old man, and he was dishing out
life tips the whole time. The most
DGAF guy I've ever met.
He tells me after the round "don't
talk to me in the parking lot, my
wife is picking me up and she
thinks I went deaf 5 years ago."
What a legend.
What a legend !!!!

Life, Old Man, and Time: Jason Ochart
@JasonOchart
I golfed with a hilarious 78 year
old man, and he was dishing out
life tips the whole time. The most
DGAF guy I've ever met.
He tells me after the round "don't
talk to me in the parking lot, my
wife is picking me up and she
thinks I went deaf 5 years ago."
What a legend.
What a legend !!!!

What a legend !!!!

School, Fight, and Net: on the days im absent , ive missed a fight, a mob, protests, and a bomb attack everything happens when I miss school. https://iglovequotes.net/

School, Fight, and Net: on the days im absent , ive missed
a fight, a mob, protests, and a
bomb attack
everything happens when I miss school.
https://iglovequotes.net/

School, Fight, and Net: on the days im absent , ive missed
a fight, a mob, protests, and a
bomb attack
everything happens when I miss school.
https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Dank, Money, and Struggle: I've done some terrible things for money ...like getting up early to go to work. The struggle is real!

Dank, Money, and Struggle: I've done some terrible
things for money
...like
getting up early
to go to work.
The struggle is real!

Dank, Money, and Struggle: I've done some terrible
things for money
...like
getting up early
to go to work.
The struggle is real!

The struggle is real!

Acting, Why, and Like: milly @milly_alcock dunno why I'm acting like I've finished my exams just Cus some of my mates have

Acting, Why, and Like: milly
@milly_alcock
dunno why I'm acting like I've finished
my exams just Cus some of my mates
have

Acting, Why, and Like: milly
@milly_alcock
dunno why I'm acting like I've finished
my exams just Cus some of my mates
have

Target, Cool, and Receipt: yesterday at target the cashier said "your receipt is in the bag" and I responded with "you too" so I've been dealing with that for the past 18 hours but I'm slowly coming to terms with it which is cool Meirl

Target, Cool, and Receipt: yesterday at target the cashier said
"your receipt is in the bag" and I
responded with "you too" so I've been
dealing with that for the past 18 hours
but I'm slowly coming to terms with it
which is cool
Meirl

Target, Cool, and Receipt: yesterday at target the cashier said
"your receipt is in the bag" and I
responded with "you too" so I've been
dealing with that for the past 18 hours
but I'm slowly coming to terms with it
which is cool
Meirl

Meirl

Dank, Memes, and Target: yesterday at target the cashier said "your receipt is in the bag" and I responded with "you too" so I've been dealing with that for the past 18 hours but I'm slowly coming to terms with it which is cool Meirl by Seanthomasmusic MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Target: yesterday at target the cashier said
"your receipt is in the bag" and I
responded with "you too" so I've been
dealing with that for the past 18 hours
but I'm slowly coming to terms with it
which is cool
Meirl by Seanthomasmusic
MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Target: yesterday at target the cashier said
"your receipt is in the bag" and I
responded with "you too" so I've been
dealing with that for the past 18 hours
but I'm slowly coming to terms with it
which is cool
Meirl by Seanthomasmusic
MORE MEMES

Meirl by Seanthomasmusic MORE MEMES

Girls, Tinder, and Girl: Most relevant I actually lent a girl an umbrella yesterday which takes the total number of girls I've made wet this year to -1 412 4h Like Reply Youre on tinder?! You must be a f'boi!

Girls, Tinder, and Girl: Most relevant
I actually lent a girl an umbrella
yesterday which takes the total
number of girls I've made wet this year
to -1
412
4h Like Reply
Youre on tinder?! You must be a f'boi!

Girls, Tinder, and Girl: Most relevant
I actually lent a girl an umbrella
yesterday which takes the total
number of girls I've made wet this year
to -1
412
4h Like Reply
Youre on tinder?! You must be a f'boi!

Youre on tinder?! You must be a f'boi!

Advice, Best, and Sick: overheard someone say "you cannot heal in the same environment that made you sick" and that's probably some of the best advice i've heard in a while.

Advice, Best, and Sick: overheard someone say "you cannot
heal in the same environment that
made you sick" and that's probably
some of the best advice i've heard in a
while.

Advice, Best, and Sick: overheard someone say "you cannot
heal in the same environment that
made you sick" and that's probably
some of the best advice i've heard in a
while.

Butt, Friday, and Girls: Good morning gorgeous Mornin ( So I'm writing this book I've been working on it for a while, but I'm just stuck and have been for ages It's called "girls l'll disappoint in my 20's." wanna be in a chapter? Today 10:59 AM Do I get my own chapter? Oh for sure, I've gotta go over everything I could've done differently to make sure thatl don't fuck it up next time 'round Sounds like a lot of work Nah, after disappointing so many times it comes naturally Something you're quite proud of lol What'll be the name of my chapter? Or is that something you name afterwards? Today 12:54 PM Megan all the wrong choices How's that Disappointing You're doing well I can only go up from here My plan is working perfectly Oh? I'm just imagining you sitting there rubbing your hands together like an evil villain lol Oh yeah that's exactly what is happening here. Got my master plan right on track Next step is to make an awful first date and me dress up. n shist is about as nice Nah we're gonna find a nice bridge, cra open a carton of eggs and have some hobo chili Lmfao That sounds interesting Do the eggs go in the chili or do I get to throw them? Nah we throw them at each other, and let our body heat cook them. Just like how they did in the old days SWEET After that we can go to the local fountain and swim for a bit before qetting dessert Today 4:24 PM Can we get beignets? Today 4:42 PM Fine but you're paying Gonna be the worst date ever Ok so long as you're cooking the hobo chili K but in gonna burn it Fair warning When is this date? And there are gonna be a few hairs in it Extra flavor Oh god When are you free? I've got a butt load of work till Friday afternoon : I'm free Friday That works for me Cool Here's my number T Hobo chili

Butt, Friday, and Girls: Good morning gorgeous
Mornin (
So I'm writing this book
I've been working on it for a while, but I'm
just stuck and have been for ages
It's called "girls l'll disappoint in my 20's."
wanna be in a chapter?
Today 10:59 AM
Do I get my own chapter?
Oh for sure, I've gotta go over everything I
could've done differently to make sure thatl
don't fuck it up next time 'round
Sounds like a lot of work
Nah, after disappointing so many times it
comes naturally
Something you're quite proud of lol
What'll be the name of my chapter?
Or is that something you name afterwards?
Today 12:54 PM
Megan all the wrong choices
How's that
Disappointing
You're doing well
I can only go up from here
My plan is working perfectly
Oh?
I'm just imagining you sitting there rubbing
your hands together like an evil villain lol
Oh yeah that's exactly what is happening
here. Got my master plan right on track
Next step is to make an awful first date
and
me dress up.
n shist is about as nice
Nah we're gonna find a nice bridge, cra
open a carton of eggs and have some hobo
chili
Lmfao
That sounds interesting
Do the eggs go in the chili or do I get to
throw them?
Nah we throw them at each other, and let
our body heat cook them. Just like how they
did in the old days
SWEET
After that we can go to the local fountain
and swim for a bit before qetting dessert
Today 4:24 PM
Can we get beignets?
Today 4:42 PM
Fine but you're paying
Gonna be the worst date ever
Ok so long as you're cooking the hobo
chili
K but in gonna burn it
Fair warning
When is this date?
And there are gonna be a few hairs in it
Extra flavor
Oh god
When are you free?
I've got a butt load of work till Friday
afternoon
: I'm free Friday
That works for me
Cool
Here's my number
T
Hobo chili

Butt, Friday, and Girls: Good morning gorgeous
Mornin (
So I'm writing this book
I've been working on it for a while, but I'm
just stuck and have been for ages
It's called "girls l'll disappoint in my 20's."
wanna be in a chapter?
Today 10:59 AM
Do I get my own chapter?
Oh for sure, I've gotta go over everything I
could've done differently to make sure thatl
don't fuck it up next time 'round
Sounds like a lot of work
Nah, after disappointing so many times it
comes naturally
Something you're quite proud of lol
What'll be the name of my chapter?
Or is that something you name afterwards?
Today 12:54 PM
Megan all the wrong choices
How's that
Disappointing
You're doing well
I can only go up from here
My plan is working perfectly
Oh?
I'm just imagining you sitting there rubbing
your hands together like an evil villain lol
Oh yeah that's exactly what is happening
here. Got my master plan right on track
Next step is to make an awful first date
and
me dress up.
n shist is about as nice
Nah we're gonna find a nice bridge, cra
open a carton of eggs and have some hobo
chili
Lmfao
That sounds interesting
Do the eggs go in the chili or do I get to
throw them?
Nah we throw them at each other, and let
our body heat cook them. Just like how they
did in the old days
SWEET
After that we can go to the local fountain
and swim for a bit before qetting dessert
Today 4:24 PM
Can we get beignets?
Today 4:42 PM
Fine but you're paying
Gonna be the worst date ever
Ok so long as you're cooking the hobo
chili
K but in gonna burn it
Fair warning
When is this date?
And there are gonna be a few hairs in it
Extra flavor
Oh god
When are you free?
I've got a butt load of work till Friday
afternoon
: I'm free Friday
That works for me
Cool
Here's my number
T
Hobo chili

Hobo chili