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Dank, Memes, and Mrw: Well, sh t. MRW I find out a girl Ive been crushing on is already in a long-term relationship. by serbeardless MORE MEMES
Dank, Memes, and Mrw: Well, sh t.
MRW I find out a girl Ive been crushing on is already in a long-term relationship. by serbeardless
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MRW I find out a girl Ive been crushing on is already in a long-term relationship. by serbeardless MORE MEMES

Crazy, Dank, and Family: welcome to reality So the final straw broke the camels back and Ive decided to cut my family out of my life. This is going to be fun. by actually_crazy_irl MORE MEMES HERE
Crazy, Dank, and Family: welcome to reality
So the final straw broke the camels back and Ive decided to cut my family out of my life. This is going to be fun. by actually_crazy_irl
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So the final straw broke the camels back and Ive decided to cut my family out of my life. This is going to be fun. by actually_crazy_irl MOR...

Dank, Memes, and Mfw: Mfw Ive been talking to a woman on OkCupid for a few days now and found out we have the same favorite pizza toppings. by HgUuGiGtIaEr MORE MEMES HERE
Dank, Memes, and Mfw: Mfw Ive been talking to a woman on OkCupid for a few days now and found out we have the same favorite pizza toppings. by HgUuGiGtIaEr
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Mfw Ive been talking to a woman on OkCupid for a few days now and found out we have the same favorite pizza toppings. by HgUuGiGtIaEr MORE M...

Dad, Disney, and Life: nilesymon i wonder if magic is real, but only in a really mundane way. when i was little i could almost inerringly switch back to disney channel right as the ads ended when i was channel surfing maybe youve never accidentally crushed a ladybug underfoot. maybe your microwave popcorn never burns maybe you can spin around lots and lots of times before you get dizzy. is that magic?? honestly im not sure if these are magic or just small, invisible skills. im not sure which i like better My ankles never twist. I've always been rather active, I did track for five years (all the running events), and one time while running I stepped in a hole, lost my shoe, and landed sprawling about five feet away. I pulled my shoe on and kept running I have a coworker who somehow makes better coffee than everyone else even though the grounds come pre-measured and all you have to do is load them up and push a button. I have a friend who has inch long nails that never break. My brother can copy origami just by looking at the finished product and my mother can do the same with knots. I knew a guy who never made an error when typing Maybe we all have little magics, the kind that you don't realize you have. Just tiny things that make your life slightly better but are completely unnoticed on the outside. this is the cutest post i have ever read... Nooo I've actually shared this theory before. Like my Dad is really lucky finding parking spaces. And I've never cracked my phone even though I drop it on the time and have an average case. Like what if everybody gets one trivial part of their life that they're illogically lucky at? Non-stop fun at FUNsubstance.com Magic
Dad, Disney, and Life: nilesymon
 i wonder if magic is real, but only in a
 really mundane way.
 when i was little i could almost
 inerringly switch back to disney
 channel right as the ads ended when
 i was channel surfing
 maybe youve never accidentally
 crushed a ladybug underfoot. maybe
 your microwave popcorn never burns
 maybe you can spin around lots and
 lots of times before you get dizzy.
 is that magic??
 honestly im not sure if these are
 magic or just small, invisible skills. im
 not sure which i like better
 My ankles never twist. I've always been
 rather active, I did track for five years (all
 the running events), and one time while
 running I stepped in a hole, lost my shoe,
 and landed sprawling about five feet
 away. I pulled my shoe on and kept
 running
 I have a coworker who somehow makes
 better coffee than everyone else even
 though the grounds come pre-measured
 and all you have to do is load them up
 and push a button. I have a friend who
 has inch long nails that never break. My
 brother can copy origami just by looking
 at the finished product and my mother
 can do the same with knots. I knew a
 guy who never made an error when
 typing
 Maybe we all have little magics, the kind
 that you don't realize you have. Just tiny
 things that make your life slightly better
 but are completely unnoticed on the
 outside.
 this is the cutest post i have ever read...
 Nooo I've actually shared this theory before.
 Like my Dad is really lucky finding parking
 spaces. And I've never cracked my phone even
 though I drop it on the time and have an
 average case. Like what if everybody gets one
 trivial part of their life that they're illogically lucky
 at?
 Non-stop fun at FUNsubstance.com
Magic

Magic

Friends, Funny, and Relationships: dalekitsune the phrase "curiosity killed the cat" is actually not the full phrase it actually is "curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back" so don't let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu consultingmoosecaptain See also: Bloed is thiekerthan water-The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth espurr-roba Let's not forget that "Jack of all trades, master of none" ends with "But better than a master of one. It means that being equally good/average at everything is much better than being perfect at one thing and sucking at everything else. So don't worry if you're not perfect at something you do! Being okay is better! thelastmellophone These made me feel better thelifeofatubaplayer Also, "great minds think alike" ends with "but fools rarely differ" It goes to show that conformity isn't always a good thing And that just because more than one person has the same idea, doesn't necessarily mean it's a good idea becausetheintrovert what the fuck why haven't i heard the full version to any of these unlimitedtrashworks "Birds of a feather flock together" ends with "until the cat comes." It's actually a warning about fair-weather friends, not an assessment of how complementary people are. monsters-and-teeth I've always felt like these were cut down on purpose. evil-shenanigans-alpha I really like these phrases and plan on spreading this knowledge alwayswillgraham The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese its-kk-yo I want to make designs out of these sunderlorn Funny how all the half-finished ones encourage uniformity and upholding the status-quo, while the complete proverbs encourage like...iving exciting, eclectic lives driven by choice and personal passion. More from the category sayings that have been shortened to mean the opposite of what they originally meant
Friends, Funny, and Relationships: dalekitsune
 the phrase "curiosity killed the cat" is actually not the full
 phrase it actually is "curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction
 brought it back" so don't let anyone tell you not to be a
 curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world
 uwu
 consultingmoosecaptain
 See also:
 Bloed is thiekerthan water-The blood of the covenant is
 thicker than the water of the womb
 Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger
 than those formed by birth
 espurr-roba
 Let's not forget that "Jack of all trades, master of none" ends
 with "But better than a master of one.
 It means that being equally good/average at everything is
 much better than being perfect at one thing and sucking
 at everything else. So don't worry if you're not perfect at
 something you do! Being okay is better!
 thelastmellophone
 These made me feel better
 thelifeofatubaplayer
 Also, "great minds think alike" ends with "but fools rarely
 differ"
 It goes to show that conformity isn't always a good thing
 And that just because more than one person has the same
 idea, doesn't necessarily mean it's a good idea
 becausetheintrovert
 what the fuck why haven't i heard the full version to any of
 these
 unlimitedtrashworks
 "Birds of a feather flock together" ends with "until the cat
 comes."
 It's actually a warning about fair-weather friends, not an
 assessment of how complementary people are.
 monsters-and-teeth
 I've always felt like these were cut down on purpose.
 evil-shenanigans-alpha
 I really like these phrases and plan on spreading this
 knowledge
 alwayswillgraham
 The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse
 gets the cheese
 its-kk-yo
 I want to make designs out of these
 sunderlorn
 Funny how all the half-finished ones encourage uniformity
 and upholding the status-quo, while the complete proverbs
 encourage like...iving exciting, eclectic lives driven by
 choice and personal passion.
More from the category sayings that have been shortened to mean the opposite of what they originally meant

More from the category sayings that have been shortened to mean the opposite of what they originally meant

Friends, Funny, and Relationships: dalekitsune the phrase "curiosity killed the cat" is actually not the full phrase it actually is "curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back" so don't let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu consultingmoosecaptain See also The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth espurr-roba Let's not forget that "Jack of all trades, master of none" ends with "But better than a master of one." It means that being equally good/average at everything is much better than being perfect at one thing and sucking at everything else. So don't worry if you're not perfect at something you do! Being okay is better! thelastmellophone These made me feel better thelifeofatubaplayer Also, "great minds think alike" ends with "but fools rarely differ" It goes to show that conformity isn't always a good thing And that just because more than one person has the same idea, doesn't necessarily mean it's a good idea becausetheintrovert what the fuck why haven't i heard the full version to any of these unlimitedtrashworks "Birds of a feather flock together" ends with "until the cat comes." Its actually a warning about fair-weather friends, not an assessment of how complementary people are monsters-and-teeth I've always felt like these were cut down on purpose evil-shenanigans-alpha I really like these phrases and plan on spreading this knowledge alwayswillgraham The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese its-kk-yo I want to make designs out of these sunderlorn Funny how all the half-finished ones encourage uniformity and upholding the status-quo, while the complete proverbs encourage like..iving exciting, eclectic lives driven by choice and personal passion Rome wasn’t built in a day, but it burned in one.
Friends, Funny, and Relationships: dalekitsune
 the phrase "curiosity killed the cat" is actually not the full
 phrase it actually is "curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction
 brought it back" so don't let anyone tell you not to be a
 curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world
 uwu
 consultingmoosecaptain
 See also
 The blood of the covenant is
 thicker than the water of the womb
 Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger
 than those formed by birth
 espurr-roba
 Let's not forget that "Jack of all trades, master of none" ends
 with "But better than a master of one."
 It means that being equally good/average at everything is
 much better than being perfect at one thing and sucking
 at everything else. So don't worry if you're not perfect at
 something you do! Being okay is better!
 thelastmellophone
 These made me feel better
 thelifeofatubaplayer
 Also, "great minds think alike" ends with "but fools rarely
 differ"
 It goes to show that conformity isn't always a good thing
 And that just because more than one person has the same
 idea, doesn't necessarily mean it's a good idea
 becausetheintrovert
 what the fuck why haven't i heard the full version to any of
 these
 unlimitedtrashworks
 "Birds of a feather flock together" ends with "until the cat
 comes."
 Its actually a warning about fair-weather friends, not an
 assessment of how complementary people are
 monsters-and-teeth
 I've always felt like these were cut down on purpose
 evil-shenanigans-alpha
 I really like these phrases and plan on spreading this
 knowledge
 alwayswillgraham
 The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse
 gets the cheese
 its-kk-yo
 I want to make designs out of these
 sunderlorn
 Funny how all the half-finished ones encourage uniformity
 and upholding the status-quo, while the complete proverbs
 encourage like..iving exciting, eclectic lives driven by
 choice and personal passion
Rome wasn’t built in a day, but it burned in one.

Rome wasn’t built in a day, but it burned in one.

Friends, Funny, and God: dalekitsune the phrase "curiosity killed the cat" is actually not the full phrase it actually is "curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back" so don't let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu consultingmoosecaptain See also: Bloed is thiekerthan water-The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth espurr-roba Let's not forget that "Jack of all trades, master of none" ends with "But better than a master of one." It means that being equally good/average at everything is much better than being perfect at one thing and sucking at everything else. So don't worry if you're not perfect at something you do! Being okay is better! thelastmellophone These made me feel better thelifeofatubaplayer Also, "great minds think alike" ends with "but fools rarely differ" It goes to show that conformity isn't always a good thing And that just because more than one person has the same idea, doesn't necessarily mean it's a good idea becausetheintrovert what the fuck why haven't i heard the full version to any of these unlimitedtrashworks "Birds of a feather flock together" ends with "until the cat comes." It's actually a warning about fair-weather friends, not an assessment of how complementary people are. monsters-and-teeth I've always felt like these were cut down on purpose. evil-shenanigans-alpha I really like these phrases and plan on spreading this knowledge alwayswillgraham The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese its-kk-yo I want to make designs out of these sunderlorn Funny how all the half-finished ones encourage uniformity and upholding the status-quo, while the complete proverbs encourage like.. iving exciting, eclectic lives driven by choice and personal passion. Sweet mother of god.
Friends, Funny, and God: dalekitsune
 the phrase "curiosity killed the cat" is actually not the full
 phrase it actually is "curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction
 brought it back" so don't let anyone tell you not to be a
 curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world
 uwu
 consultingmoosecaptain
 See also:
 Bloed is thiekerthan water-The blood of the covenant is
 thicker than the water of the womb
 Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger
 than those formed by birth
 espurr-roba
 Let's not forget that "Jack of all trades, master of none" ends
 with "But better than a master of one."
 It means that being equally good/average at everything is
 much better than being perfect at one thing and sucking
 at everything else. So don't worry if you're not perfect at
 something you do! Being okay is better!
 thelastmellophone
 These made me feel better
 thelifeofatubaplayer
 Also, "great minds think alike" ends with "but fools rarely
 differ"
 It goes to show that conformity isn't always a good thing
 And that just because more than one person has the same
 idea, doesn't necessarily mean it's a good idea
 becausetheintrovert
 what the fuck why haven't i heard the full version to any of
 these
 unlimitedtrashworks
 "Birds of a feather flock together" ends with "until the cat
 comes."
 It's actually a warning about fair-weather friends, not an
 assessment of how complementary people are.
 monsters-and-teeth
 I've always felt like these were cut down on purpose.
 evil-shenanigans-alpha
 I really like these phrases and plan on spreading this
 knowledge
 alwayswillgraham
 The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse
 gets the cheese
 its-kk-yo
 I want to make designs out of these
 sunderlorn
 Funny how all the half-finished ones encourage uniformity
 and upholding the status-quo, while the complete proverbs
 encourage like.. iving exciting, eclectic lives driven by
 choice and personal passion.
Sweet mother of god.

Sweet mother of god.