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Ass, CoCo, and Crush: me when my pet does literally anything I think my homie dog retarded. Hear me out, this dog has to be a product of incest or some other sick twisted experiment. The dog name was Toby. Now who the fuck names they dog after a character from roots? You already know he strong as fuck. Second the dog had 3 eye balls. With two eye sockets. His left eye look like a cell that’s in the middle of mitosis. It had two pupils not just one. And it didn’t even bark. I went to pet him and he said Moo. Nigga momma got fucked by a cow. That’s some down south shit. So my boy Frankie went to get pussy from my next door crush. Me being a good friend decided to watch him. I never had a dog and this was the first opportunity to practice. I bought Toby in the house cause it was cold outside and I wanted to play. I’m eating breakfast at the table when he just looking at me. This dog ain’t even blink. I’m having a starring contest with Tien from Dragon ball. I think he hungry but I didn’t have dog food. He wasn’t getting my left over KFC in the fridge so I give him some coco puffs. Within minutes this boy going wild. He CooCoo Co Co puffs. He sound like a cow at a slaughter house mooing continuously. I think he like the cereal so I give him more. Little did I know dogs can’t eat chocolate. when you black the only remedy you have to fix any problem is vix. I bring Toby to the bathroom cabinet to get the vix when. He starts shitting up a storm. This was a worse sight then 2 girls one cup. Boy done started running around my house just shitting on any and everything. I’m chasing Toby slipping on dog shit like banana peels from Mario kart. Toby runs head first into my fridge. My refrigerator tips like a domino and tilts back and falls on Toby. This the first time I see a fridge catch a dent from a dog. Toby built different How ima explain to my mom why my fridge broke and house smells like hobo socks and syphilis? Smell felt like I was in a gas chamber. I run to the window yelling for help. No one came. My boy Frankie was deep in some pussy while I’m deep in some shit. My momma came home from work and whooped my ass. To this day I hate dogs.
Ass, CoCo, and Crush: me when my pet does literally
 anything
I think my homie dog retarded. Hear me out, this dog has to be a product of incest or some other sick twisted experiment. The dog name was Toby. Now who the fuck names they dog after a character from roots? You already know he strong as fuck. Second the dog had 3 eye balls. With two eye sockets. His left eye look like a cell that’s in the middle of mitosis. It had two pupils not just one. And it didn’t even bark. I went to pet him and he said Moo. Nigga momma got fucked by a cow. That’s some down south shit. So my boy Frankie went to get pussy from my next door crush. Me being a good friend decided to watch him. I never had a dog and this was the first opportunity to practice. I bought Toby in the house cause it was cold outside and I wanted to play. I’m eating breakfast at the table when he just looking at me. This dog ain’t even blink. I’m having a starring contest with Tien from Dragon ball. I think he hungry but I didn’t have dog food. He wasn’t getting my left over KFC in the fridge so I give him some coco puffs. Within minutes this boy going wild. He CooCoo Co Co puffs. He sound like a cow at a slaughter house mooing continuously. I think he like the cereal so I give him more. Little did I know dogs can’t eat chocolate. when you black the only remedy you have to fix any problem is vix. I bring Toby to the bathroom cabinet to get the vix when. He starts shitting up a storm. This was a worse sight then 2 girls one cup. Boy done started running around my house just shitting on any and everything. I’m chasing Toby slipping on dog shit like banana peels from Mario kart. Toby runs head first into my fridge. My refrigerator tips like a domino and tilts back and falls on Toby. This the first time I see a fridge catch a dent from a dog. Toby built different How ima explain to my mom why my fridge broke and house smells like hobo socks and syphilis? Smell felt like I was in a gas chamber. I run to the window yelling for help. No one came. My boy Frankie was deep in some pussy while I’m deep in some shit. My momma came home from work and whooped my ass. To this day I hate dogs.

I think my homie dog retarded. Hear me out, this dog has to be a product of incest or some other sick twisted experiment. The dog name was T...

Goals, Life, and Memes: MILLIONAIRE MENTOR AN OPEN MIND WILL OPEN NEW DOORS Every week, sorry… Everyday! I get DM’s from people telling me how they want to achieve their goals and about how they often try but feel they're just getting not getting anywhere. 🤔 Amazingly, after talking to them and replying their messages I discover that they indeed have had plenty of opportunities presented to them, but they have closed their mind to the possibilities and their stubbornness prevents them from achieving their goals. When this happens. they greatly decrease the odds of any success. - ☝️You would stand a better chance of creating the life you want, growing as a human being and experiencing success regularly if you simple kept an OPEN mind. - How can a closed mind limit your chance for success? When you close your mind you essentially become stubborn and become a victim of the ego mind, you end up having an attitude that goes something like this: "This is what I want and I want it now. I'm not willing to try or accept anything else." This kind of attitude shuts you off from the process of life and nature - which is about growing and experiencing new possibilities. ✋ - 👉When you have an OPEN mind you allow yourself to attract opportunities and you insist on following up on opportunities, no matter how trivial they seem. Keeping an open mind means that you are open to all possibilities. This means that you don't say, “Oh that's not for me. There can't be anything good in that." Or "Why would I want to do that? That's not what I was looking for." Or "I won't even consider that." Let's remember one important factor tho! you don't know everything, and you don't always know what will or won't work out for you. If you never try something you'll never know what whether you like it or if it will work out for you. 😉 - mindset success motivation
Goals, Life, and Memes: MILLIONAIRE MENTOR
 AN OPEN MIND
 WILL OPEN NEW DOORS
Every week, sorry… Everyday! I get DM’s from people telling me how they want to achieve their goals and about how they often try but feel they're just getting not getting anywhere. 🤔 Amazingly, after talking to them and replying their messages I discover that they indeed have had plenty of opportunities presented to them, but they have closed their mind to the possibilities and their stubbornness prevents them from achieving their goals. When this happens. they greatly decrease the odds of any success. - ☝️You would stand a better chance of creating the life you want, growing as a human being and experiencing success regularly if you simple kept an OPEN mind. - How can a closed mind limit your chance for success? When you close your mind you essentially become stubborn and become a victim of the ego mind, you end up having an attitude that goes something like this: "This is what I want and I want it now. I'm not willing to try or accept anything else." This kind of attitude shuts you off from the process of life and nature - which is about growing and experiencing new possibilities. ✋ - 👉When you have an OPEN mind you allow yourself to attract opportunities and you insist on following up on opportunities, no matter how trivial they seem. Keeping an open mind means that you are open to all possibilities. This means that you don't say, “Oh that's not for me. There can't be anything good in that." Or "Why would I want to do that? That's not what I was looking for." Or "I won't even consider that." Let's remember one important factor tho! you don't know everything, and you don't always know what will or won't work out for you. If you never try something you'll never know what whether you like it or if it will work out for you. 😉 - mindset success motivation

Every week, sorry… Everyday! I get DM’s from people telling me how they want to achieve their goals and about how they often try but feel th...

Bless Up, Drake, and Empire: The face my dog makes at my girlfriend when we cuddle Reddit u/Dancisco23 @DrSmashlove THIS SMUG, SELF-SATISFIED, SH!T-EATING GRIN IS THE LOOK GIRLS MAKE AT OTHER GIRLS WHEN THEY LANDED THE MODERATELY ATTRACTIVE TRASH FVCKBOY WITH REASONABLY ABOVE-AVERAGE DIH THAT ALL THE LADIES WITH ANY MODICUM OF GOOD SENSE DISCARDED AND BLOCKED. THIS IS THE PHASE IN HER LIFE WHEN SHE POST ANCIENT, XEROXED-LOOKING DRAKE-RIHANNA MEMES WITH CAPTIONS LIKE “when you meet your soulmate and you just KNOW ☺️” OR “when you just VIBE 🔥” OR “when he cuts off all his side pieces for you ☺️” WITH A TAG TO HER TRASHMAN’S PAGE AND HIS PAGE ALWAYS PRIVATE AND HE WEARING SUNGLASSES LIKE HE HIDING FROM THE LAW AND HIS BIO ALWAYS SAY SUM LIKE: “Maverick | CEO | Building an empire 🏰 | Jacksonville ☀️” AND SOME FAUX BIBLICAL-SOUNDING QUOTE THAT AINT EEN MAKE SENSE LIKE “A KING is someone who rules in the place of GOD upon the Earth” AND ALSO A VAGUELY-WORDED SOLICITATION THAT IMPLIES THAT HE MIGHT BE A PIMP OR A PONZI SCHEMER OR BOTH: “looking for BUSINESS PARTNERS who want to be their OWN BOSSES: contact BigDerrick69@hotmail.com”. NOT PICTURED: THE FROWN TWO YEARS LATER WHEN HER CREDIT IS WRECKED, ALL THE CASH AND CREDIT CARDS IS MISSING OUT HER PURSE, HER NISSAN MAXIMA WAS REPORTED CRASHED, AND SHE GOT TWO (2) BABY MAVERICKS THAT LOOK IDENTICAL TO THEY DADDY - YALL BE SAFE OUT THERE - BLESS UP 👶👶😐😂😂😂
Bless Up, Drake, and Empire: The face my dog makes at my girlfriend
 when we cuddle
 Reddit u/Dancisco23
 @DrSmashlove
THIS SMUG, SELF-SATISFIED, SH!T-EATING GRIN IS THE LOOK GIRLS MAKE AT OTHER GIRLS WHEN THEY LANDED THE MODERATELY ATTRACTIVE TRASH FVCKBOY WITH REASONABLY ABOVE-AVERAGE DIH THAT ALL THE LADIES WITH ANY MODICUM OF GOOD SENSE DISCARDED AND BLOCKED. THIS IS THE PHASE IN HER LIFE WHEN SHE POST ANCIENT, XEROXED-LOOKING DRAKE-RIHANNA MEMES WITH CAPTIONS LIKE “when you meet your soulmate and you just KNOW ☺️” OR “when you just VIBE 🔥” OR “when he cuts off all his side pieces for you ☺️” WITH A TAG TO HER TRASHMAN’S PAGE AND HIS PAGE ALWAYS PRIVATE AND HE WEARING SUNGLASSES LIKE HE HIDING FROM THE LAW AND HIS BIO ALWAYS SAY SUM LIKE: “Maverick | CEO | Building an empire 🏰 | Jacksonville ☀️” AND SOME FAUX BIBLICAL-SOUNDING QUOTE THAT AINT EEN MAKE SENSE LIKE “A KING is someone who rules in the place of GOD upon the Earth” AND ALSO A VAGUELY-WORDED SOLICITATION THAT IMPLIES THAT HE MIGHT BE A PIMP OR A PONZI SCHEMER OR BOTH: “looking for BUSINESS PARTNERS who want to be their OWN BOSSES: contact BigDerrick69@hotmail.com”. NOT PICTURED: THE FROWN TWO YEARS LATER WHEN HER CREDIT IS WRECKED, ALL THE CASH AND CREDIT CARDS IS MISSING OUT HER PURSE, HER NISSAN MAXIMA WAS REPORTED CRASHED, AND SHE GOT TWO (2) BABY MAVERICKS THAT LOOK IDENTICAL TO THEY DADDY - YALL BE SAFE OUT THERE - BLESS UP 👶👶😐😂😂😂

THIS SMUG, SELF-SATISFIED, SH!T-EATING GRIN IS THE LOOK GIRLS MAKE AT OTHER GIRLS WHEN THEY LANDED THE MODERATELY ATTRACTIVE TRASH FVCKBOY W...

Driving, Family, and Goals: MILLIONAIRE MENTOR A POSITIVE ATTITUDE WILL LEAD TO POSITIVE OUTCOMES. If you look around you, you will see that people with a positive attitude enjoy life more and are generally happier and more successful than those who walk around grumpy and pessimistic. Our attitude is the driving force in our lives! it can either push you to do great things or pull you down to your demise. 😉 - Here are a few tips to change your attitude for the better: ✔️Identify and understand what you want to change. The first step towards change is clearly understanding what needs to be changed. Setting clear goals is the key to success in any endeavor. When it comes to changing your attitude, you need to do an honest and “in-depth self-evaluation” so you could point out exactly which of your traits need to be improved or totally changed. ✔️Look for a role model. We all need to know that what we’re trying to accomplish can in fact be achieved; that we can be more optimistic, more social or more patient. Find someone who has the kind of attitude that you want to have, and let his or her life give you inspiration and encouragement to move beyond your temporary failures in your journey towards becoming a better person. ✔️Think about how your attitude change will affect your life. To be able to hurtle through all the difficulties that lie ahead of you in your journey towards self betterment, you need to figure out exactly what this supposed change could bring to your life. Will changing your attitude mean a happier family or social life? Will a change in your attitude mean a more successful career or business? 🤔 ✔️Believe that you are able to change. Often, the greatest obstacle between us and our goals is ourselves or our inability to trust in what we are able to do. If you don’t believe in yourself or believe that you or your life can change, it just won’t happen, you will either never start, or give up quickly so you won’t have even given yourself the opportunity to succeed. - Did you like my tips? Comment below and let me know!👇 - attitude success millionairementor
Driving, Family, and Goals: MILLIONAIRE MENTOR
 A POSITIVE ATTITUDE
 WILL LEAD TO POSITIVE
 OUTCOMES.
If you look around you, you will see that people with a positive attitude enjoy life more and are generally happier and more successful than those who walk around grumpy and pessimistic. Our attitude is the driving force in our lives! it can either push you to do great things or pull you down to your demise. 😉 - Here are a few tips to change your attitude for the better: ✔️Identify and understand what you want to change. The first step towards change is clearly understanding what needs to be changed. Setting clear goals is the key to success in any endeavor. When it comes to changing your attitude, you need to do an honest and “in-depth self-evaluation” so you could point out exactly which of your traits need to be improved or totally changed. ✔️Look for a role model. We all need to know that what we’re trying to accomplish can in fact be achieved; that we can be more optimistic, more social or more patient. Find someone who has the kind of attitude that you want to have, and let his or her life give you inspiration and encouragement to move beyond your temporary failures in your journey towards becoming a better person. ✔️Think about how your attitude change will affect your life. To be able to hurtle through all the difficulties that lie ahead of you in your journey towards self betterment, you need to figure out exactly what this supposed change could bring to your life. Will changing your attitude mean a happier family or social life? Will a change in your attitude mean a more successful career or business? 🤔 ✔️Believe that you are able to change. Often, the greatest obstacle between us and our goals is ourselves or our inability to trust in what we are able to do. If you don’t believe in yourself or believe that you or your life can change, it just won’t happen, you will either never start, or give up quickly so you won’t have even given yourself the opportunity to succeed. - Did you like my tips? Comment below and let me know!👇 - attitude success millionairementor

If you look around you, you will see that people with a positive attitude enjoy life more and are generally happier and more successful than...

Fail, Life, and Memes: DO IT FOR THE PEOPLE HO WANT TO SEE YOU FAIL. How can you make it happen? Let’s go straight to the tips: ✔️Clearly define the dream. The more clearly you can articulate what you want, the better you’ll stick to it in the face of resistance. Get down to specifics. What does the dream specifically look like? How will you know when you have achieved it? Define this! ✔️Understand why you’re doing what you are doing. Why does this dream matter? There is no right answer to this question. The important thing is just that you can answer it, and that your answer excites you and moves you to action. The more compelling the reasons are that you want to achieve your dream, the stronger your resolve will be to continue. ✔️ Fight Your Inner Naysayer 😉 You might be your own worst naysayer. Our ‘inner naysayer’ is that voice that tells us that we can’t do it: we aren’t smart enough, we aren’t rich enough, we aren’t lucky enough, we don’t know the right people, etc., to be able to pull off our unique vision. Don’t listen! Substitute your inner naysayer with an empowering voice. ✔️Take Risks. Nothing great can be gained if you aren’t willing to take risks. Risk isn’t something to avoid, in fact it can’t be avoided. Even a ‘safe’ job has risks. What is safe about it? There is more to life than just money. There is fulfillment and engagement. A lot of time the safe jobs don’t have fulfillment. Learn to embrace and enjoy taking risks. - IF you like the millmentortips drop a comment below!👇 - naysayers success motivation risks millionairementor
Fail, Life, and Memes: DO IT FOR THE PEOPLE
 HO WANT TO SEE YOU
 FAIL.
How can you make it happen? Let’s go straight to the tips: ✔️Clearly define the dream. The more clearly you can articulate what you want, the better you’ll stick to it in the face of resistance. Get down to specifics. What does the dream specifically look like? How will you know when you have achieved it? Define this! ✔️Understand why you’re doing what you are doing. Why does this dream matter? There is no right answer to this question. The important thing is just that you can answer it, and that your answer excites you and moves you to action. The more compelling the reasons are that you want to achieve your dream, the stronger your resolve will be to continue. ✔️ Fight Your Inner Naysayer 😉 You might be your own worst naysayer. Our ‘inner naysayer’ is that voice that tells us that we can’t do it: we aren’t smart enough, we aren’t rich enough, we aren’t lucky enough, we don’t know the right people, etc., to be able to pull off our unique vision. Don’t listen! Substitute your inner naysayer with an empowering voice. ✔️Take Risks. Nothing great can be gained if you aren’t willing to take risks. Risk isn’t something to avoid, in fact it can’t be avoided. Even a ‘safe’ job has risks. What is safe about it? There is more to life than just money. There is fulfillment and engagement. A lot of time the safe jobs don’t have fulfillment. Learn to embrace and enjoy taking risks. - IF you like the millmentortips drop a comment below!👇 - naysayers success motivation risks millionairementor

How can you make it happen? Let’s go straight to the tips: ✔️Clearly define the dream. The more clearly you can articulate what you want, th...