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Good, Latex, and She: lOptus AU 4G 8:36 pm 1 74% Shannon 21 128 kilometer(s) away 21. Registered nurse. I'm good at anatomy, familiar with latex and have used restraints before. X she’s a keeper

Good, Latex, and She: lOptus AU 4G
8:36 pm
1 74%
Shannon 21
128 kilometer(s) away
21. Registered nurse. I'm good at anatomy,
familiar with latex and have used restraints
before.
X
she’s a keeper

Good, Latex, and She: lOptus AU 4G
8:36 pm
1 74%
Shannon 21
128 kilometer(s) away
21. Registered nurse. I'm good at anatomy,
familiar with latex and have used restraints
before.
X
she’s a keeper

she’s a keeper

Chicago, Love, and Tumblr: THIS IS MY FIRST BATTLE, WHAT SHOULD I DO High Overlord Saurfang bvap pi the h Zappoimold.20playl.th <Zapiauafe fnbteatkanlapgaegirks ibois and Zappigirls> Xinocal The Pounab ral a Fourwinds Eorthen Rig StE Flame Keeper Toulk nironomi, Liberatol of Ore The Sqad arath inbe Shadecrest Arcun keg Love Foo Tl Tote RoodCopion Twilight Van S Toten esh 9 Merryakeerdred thrunbler peathloMelthris Zzappi Jenkins s W a ATchle esper 2appa lems teaReve nus che See AGHE Da G BrteatHallowed ghnrsoo0 Zappigirls> s Constructzer aprigin orle Kesavarhe Prestigious Rheleron ortune> Xos, Herald e Ti ar aver Dimartin the Fabulous Necessary AGien&tteelotet Tiny BlackWinter Cla Shahkra Spin the on <Lijana's Copanions Wild Imp hahkra's Guardian> Co nelus Farseer Velk Lappygux SLappibois and Ppigns, Na t earless in cy Khalendra of he Blac est Laku devils-and-contraband: Being Horde after the new Cinematic is like being in Chicago after the Cubs won the World Series.

Chicago, Love, and Tumblr: THIS IS MY FIRST BATTLE, WHAT SHOULD I
DO
High Overlord Saurfang
bvap

pi the h
Zappoimold.20playl.th
<Zapiauafe fnbteatkanlapgaegirks
ibois and Zappigirls>

Xinocal
The Pounab
ral
a Fourwinds
Eorthen Rig
StE
Flame Keeper Toulk
nironomi, Liberatol of Ore
The Sqad arath
inbe Shadecrest
Arcun keg Love Foo Tl Tote
RoodCopion
Twilight Van
S Toten
esh 9
Merryakeerdred
thrunbler peathloMelthris
Zzappi Jenkins
s W a
ATchle
esper 2appa lems
teaReve
nus che See
AGHE
Da G
BrteatHallowed
ghnrsoo0 Zappigirls>
s Constructzer
aprigin
orle Kesavarhe Prestigious Rheleron
ortune>
Xos, Herald
e Ti ar
aver
Dimartin the Fabulous
Necessary AGien&tteelotet
Tiny
BlackWinter Cla
Shahkra
Spin the
on
<Lijana's Copanions
Wild Imp
hahkra's Guardian>
Co nelus
Farseer Velk
Lappygux
SLappibois and Ppigns,
Na t earless
in cy
Khalendra of he Blac est
Laku
devils-and-contraband:

Being Horde after the new Cinematic is like being in Chicago after the Cubs won the World Series.

Chicago, Love, and Tumblr: THIS IS MY FIRST BATTLE, WHAT SHOULD I
DO
High Overlord Saurfang
bvap

pi the h
Zappoimold.20playl.th
<Zapiauafe fnbteatkanlapgaegirks
ibois and Zappigirls>

Xinocal
The Pounab
ral
a Fourwinds
Eorthen Rig
StE
Flame Keeper Toulk
nironomi, Liberatol of Ore
The Sqad arath
inbe Shadecrest
Arcun keg Love Foo Tl Tote
RoodCopion
Twilight Van
S Toten
esh 9
Merryakeerdred
thrunbler peathloMelthris
Zzappi Jenkins
s W a
ATchle
esper 2appa lems
teaReve
nus che See
AGHE
Da G
BrteatHallowed
ghnrsoo0 Zappigirls>
s Constructzer
aprigin
orle Kesavarhe Prestigious Rheleron
ortune>
Xos, Herald
e Ti ar
aver
Dimartin the Fabulous
Necessary AGien&tteelotet
Tiny
BlackWinter Cla
Shahkra
Spin the
on
<Lijana's Copanions
Wild Imp
hahkra's Guardian>
Co nelus
Farseer Velk
Lappygux
SLappibois and Ppigns,
Na t earless
in cy
Khalendra of he Blac est
Laku
devils-and-contraband:

Being Horde after the new Cinematic is like being in Chicago after the Cubs won the World Series.

devils-and-contraband: Being Horde after the new Cinematic is like being in Chicago after the Cubs won the World Series.

Tumblr, Blog, and Com: LIKE DETECTIVES LIKE DETECTIVES ilikedetectives:The Keeper of Memories

Tumblr, Blog, and Com: LIKE
DETECTIVES

LIKE
DETECTIVES
ilikedetectives:The Keeper of Memories

Tumblr, Blog, and Com: LIKE
DETECTIVES

LIKE
DETECTIVES
ilikedetectives:The Keeper of Memories

ilikedetectives:The Keeper of Memories

Ass, At&t, and Good: 22:20 31% L l AT&T Michaela 22 3 miles away looking for a badass, already got a good ass X This ones a keeper

Ass, At&t, and Good: 22:20
31% L
l AT&T
Michaela 22
3 miles away
looking for a badass, already got a
good ass
X
This ones a keeper

Ass, At&t, and Good: 22:20
31% L
l AT&T
Michaela 22
3 miles away
looking for a badass, already got a
good ass
X
This ones a keeper

This ones a keeper

Iphone, Scooby Doo, and Twitter: ll Sprint Wi-Fi 10:39 PM 7 58% mobile.twitter.com Tweet Kelvin the Key Keeper @hausnegro ive seen multiple reinterpretations of the scooby doo cast this week but in all of them shaggy stays white. Shaggy is a white culture icon and i accept that Your Fave @xTheKodo Sep 14 . The best Mystery Gang in town!! Show this thread @The Kodo 12:32 PM Sep 15, 2019 Twitter for iPhone . Some things are universal constants

Iphone, Scooby Doo, and Twitter: ll Sprint Wi-Fi
10:39 PM
7 58%
mobile.twitter.com
Tweet
Kelvin the Key Keeper
@hausnegro
ive seen multiple reinterpretations of
the scooby doo cast this week but in
all of them shaggy stays white.
Shaggy is a white culture icon and i
accept that
Your Fave
@xTheKodo Sep 14
.
The best Mystery Gang in town!!
Show this thread
@The Kodo
12:32 PM Sep 15, 2019 Twitter for iPhone
.
Some things are universal constants

Iphone, Scooby Doo, and Twitter: ll Sprint Wi-Fi
10:39 PM
7 58%
mobile.twitter.com
Tweet
Kelvin the Key Keeper
@hausnegro
ive seen multiple reinterpretations of
the scooby doo cast this week but in
all of them shaggy stays white.
Shaggy is a white culture icon and i
accept that
Your Fave
@xTheKodo Sep 14
.
The best Mystery Gang in town!!
Show this thread
@The Kodo
12:32 PM Sep 15, 2019 Twitter for iPhone
.
Some things are universal constants

Some things are universal constants

Relationship Status, Design, and Lighting: Brittany 24 Lighting Design Specialist 11 miles away Current relationship status: Made dinner for two. Ate both. This one’s a keeper

Relationship Status, Design, and Lighting: Brittany 24
Lighting Design Specialist
11 miles away
Current relationship status:
Made dinner for two. Ate both.
This one’s a keeper

Relationship Status, Design, and Lighting: Brittany 24
Lighting Design Specialist
11 miles away
Current relationship status:
Made dinner for two. Ate both.
This one’s a keeper

This one’s a keeper

Dank, Notebook, and School: It's sad that kids today will never feel the joy of the greatest school supply of all time. Trapper Keeper NOTEBOOK Scarye Via: Scary Mommy

Dank, Notebook, and School: It's sad that kids today will never
feel the joy of the greatest
school supply of all time.
Trapper
Keeper
NOTEBOOK
Scarye
Via: Scary Mommy

Dank, Notebook, and School: It's sad that kids today will never
feel the joy of the greatest
school supply of all time.
Trapper
Keeper
NOTEBOOK
Scarye
Via: Scary Mommy

Via: Scary Mommy

Dank, Memes, and Target: When you fart really loud on your first date and he acts like he didn't hear it You are a good man. Thank you He’s a keeper by rajprakash_99 MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Target: When you fart really loud
on your first date and he
acts like he didn't hear it
You are a good man. Thank you
He’s a keeper by rajprakash_99
MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Target: When you fart really loud
on your first date and he
acts like he didn't hear it
You are a good man. Thank you
He’s a keeper by rajprakash_99
MORE MEMES

He’s a keeper by rajprakash_99 MORE MEMES

Android, Beer, and Twitter: Tweet Suzzette @queensuzzette 02 May I paid for his beer and that of his guys, everyone loved me I didn't know it was such a big deal for guys t 1,055 355 2,744 @geesenseii Replying to @queensuzzette My friend has a girl who feeds all of us on weekends, anytime he looks at another girl, w slap him on her behalf. 23:21 03 May 19 Twitter for Android 41 Retweets 223 Likes She is a keeper.

Android, Beer, and Twitter: Tweet
Suzzette @queensuzzette 02 May
I paid for his beer and that of his guys, everyone loved me
I didn't know it was such a big deal for guys
t 1,055
355
2,744
@geesenseii
Replying to @queensuzzette
My friend has a girl who feeds all of us on
weekends, anytime he looks at another girl, w
slap him on her behalf.
23:21 03 May 19 Twitter for Android
41 Retweets 223 Likes
She is a keeper.

Android, Beer, and Twitter: Tweet
Suzzette @queensuzzette 02 May
I paid for his beer and that of his guys, everyone loved me
I didn't know it was such a big deal for guys
t 1,055
355
2,744
@geesenseii
Replying to @queensuzzette
My friend has a girl who feeds all of us on
weekends, anytime he looks at another girl, w
slap him on her behalf.
23:21 03 May 19 Twitter for Android
41 Retweets 223 Likes
She is a keeper.

She is a keeper.

Android, Beer, and Blackpeopletwitter: Tweet Suzzette @queensuzzette 02 May I paid for his beer and that of his guys, everyone loved me I didn't know it was such a big deal for guys t 1,055 355 2,744 @geesenseii Replying to @queensuzzette My friend has a girl who feeds all of us on weekends, anytime he looks at another girl, w slap him on her behalf. 23:21 03 May 19 Twitter for Android 41 Retweets 223 Likes She is a keeper. (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Android, Beer, and Blackpeopletwitter: Tweet
Suzzette @queensuzzette 02 May
I paid for his beer and that of his guys, everyone loved me
I didn't know it was such a big deal for guys
t 1,055
355
2,744
@geesenseii
Replying to @queensuzzette
My friend has a girl who feeds all of us on
weekends, anytime he looks at another girl, w
slap him on her behalf.
23:21 03 May 19 Twitter for Android
41 Retweets 223 Likes
She is a keeper. (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Android, Beer, and Blackpeopletwitter: Tweet
Suzzette @queensuzzette 02 May
I paid for his beer and that of his guys, everyone loved me
I didn't know it was such a big deal for guys
t 1,055
355
2,744
@geesenseii
Replying to @queensuzzette
My friend has a girl who feeds all of us on
weekends, anytime he looks at another girl, w
slap him on her behalf.
23:21 03 May 19 Twitter for Android
41 Retweets 223 Likes
She is a keeper. (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

She is a keeper. (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Android, Beer, and Dank: Tweet Suzzette @queensuzzette 02 May I paid for his beer and that of his guys, everyone loved me I didn't know it was such a big deal for guys t 1,055 355 2,744 @geesenseii Replying to @queensuzzette My friend has a girl who feeds all of us on weekends, anytime he looks at another girl, w slap him on her behalf. 23:21 03 May 19 Twitter for Android 41 Retweets 223 Likes She is a keeper. by cknyakina MORE MEMES

Android, Beer, and Dank: Tweet
Suzzette @queensuzzette 02 May
I paid for his beer and that of his guys, everyone loved me
I didn't know it was such a big deal for guys
t 1,055
355
2,744
@geesenseii
Replying to @queensuzzette
My friend has a girl who feeds all of us on
weekends, anytime he looks at another girl, w
slap him on her behalf.
23:21 03 May 19 Twitter for Android
41 Retweets 223 Likes
She is a keeper. by cknyakina
MORE MEMES

Android, Beer, and Dank: Tweet
Suzzette @queensuzzette 02 May
I paid for his beer and that of his guys, everyone loved me
I didn't know it was such a big deal for guys
t 1,055
355
2,744
@geesenseii
Replying to @queensuzzette
My friend has a girl who feeds all of us on
weekends, anytime he looks at another girl, w
slap him on her behalf.
23:21 03 May 19 Twitter for Android
41 Retweets 223 Likes
She is a keeper. by cknyakina
MORE MEMES

She is a keeper. by cknyakina MORE MEMES

Food, Girl, and Who: Marry a girl who loves food more than expensive gifts. Sounds like a keeper to me 💍

Food, Girl, and Who: Marry a girl who
loves food more
than expensive gifts.
Sounds like a keeper to me 💍

Food, Girl, and Who: Marry a girl who
loves food more
than expensive gifts.
Sounds like a keeper to me 💍

Sounds like a keeper to me 💍

Verizon, Craig, and Fuck: I Verizon @ 1 56% 10:30 PM Craig 23 24 kilometers away 6'2" 167lbs Required by law to disclose I was convicted twice of aggravated sexual assault and three times of attempt to committ a lewd act on a minor. Tbfh they ALL looked at least 16 so it doesn't seem quite fair but wtever. If you are lucky I will decide to fuck one of you sluts once. SHARE CRAIG'S PROFILE SEE WHATA FRIEND THINKS PC PA X This ones a keeper 😬

This ones a keeper 😬

Memes, 🤖, and Unknown: She's damaged, but she's a keeper. She just needs to be loved a little different, reassured a little more. -Unknown Author

Memes, 🤖, and Unknown: She's damaged,
but she's a keeper. She just
needs to be loved a little different,
reassured a little more.
-Unknown Author

Memes, 🤖, and Unknown: She's damaged,
but she's a keeper. She just
needs to be loved a little different,
reassured a little more.
-Unknown Author

Tumblr, Lost, and Blog: SHADOw WEAVER 12 I DuMPED THAT BAG AT EAST ISLAND YESTERDAY TLOST SHADON WEAUE LOST WEAVER ! ! fujifingerz: And then she died .((I hate (W)hordak’s portable receipt keeper))

Tumblr, Lost, and Blog: SHADOw WEAVER
12
I DuMPED THAT
BAG
AT EAST
ISLAND
YESTERDAY

TLOST
SHADON WEAUE
LOST
WEAVER ! !
fujifingerz:

And then she died .((I hate (W)hordak’s portable receipt keeper))

Tumblr, Lost, and Blog: SHADOw WEAVER
12
I DuMPED THAT
BAG
AT EAST
ISLAND
YESTERDAY

TLOST
SHADON WEAUE
LOST
WEAVER ! !
fujifingerz:

And then she died .((I hate (W)hordak’s portable receipt keeper))

fujifingerz: And then she died .((I hate (W)hordak’s portable receipt keeper))

Memes, Girl, and Mistakes: If a girl understands your issues, sticks around through all your mistakes, and smiles even though you've done nothing for her. Then it means she is honest and a keeper, but it also means that you don't deserve her.

Memes, Girl, and Mistakes: If a girl understands
your issues, sticks
around through all your
mistakes, and smiles
even though you've
done nothing for her.
Then it means she is
honest and a keeper,
but it also means that
you don't deserve her.

Memes, Girl, and Mistakes: If a girl understands
your issues, sticks
around through all your
mistakes, and smiles
even though you've
done nothing for her.
Then it means she is
honest and a keeper,
but it also means that
you don't deserve her.

Minecraft, World, and Been: are you a minecraft dirt block? cuz i dig you damn that mightve just been the hottest pick up line someone has ever thrown on me are you an enchantment table? bc u got me enchantedi you must be from the nether cuz you're out of this world are you a sapling? bc i feel something blossoming between us are you a torch? cus u light up my world had a minecraft pickup line battle with her, think she’s a keeper

Minecraft, World, and Been: are you a minecraft dirt block?
cuz i dig you
damn that mightve just been the
hottest pick up line someone has
ever thrown on me
are you an enchantment table? bc
u got me enchantedi
you must be from the nether cuz
you're out of this world
are you a sapling? bc i feel
something blossoming between
us
are you a torch? cus u light up my
world
had a minecraft pickup line battle with her, think she’s a keeper

Minecraft, World, and Been: are you a minecraft dirt block?
cuz i dig you
damn that mightve just been the
hottest pick up line someone has
ever thrown on me
are you an enchantment table? bc
u got me enchantedi
you must be from the nether cuz
you're out of this world
are you a sapling? bc i feel
something blossoming between
us
are you a torch? cus u light up my
world
had a minecraft pickup line battle with her, think she’s a keeper

had a minecraft pickup line battle with her, think she’s a keeper

Girl, Your Girl, and This: IF YOUR GIRL LOOKS LIKE THIS SHE'S A KEEPER

Girl, Your Girl, and This: IF YOUR GIRL LOOKS LIKE THIS
SHE'S A KEEPER

Girl, Your Girl, and This: IF YOUR GIRL LOOKS LIKE THIS
SHE'S A KEEPER

Girl, Your Girl, and This: IF YOUR GIRL LOOKS LIKE THIS SHE'S A KEEPER

Girl, Your Girl, and This: IF YOUR GIRL LOOKS LIKE THIS
SHE'S A KEEPER

Girl, Your Girl, and This: IF YOUR GIRL LOOKS LIKE THIS
SHE'S A KEEPER

Barbie, College, and School: Texas College Girl Drives Around In Barbie Jeep After Her DWI Arrest YOU GUYS THIs GIRL DROVE A LIKE SHE PARKED IT AND PINK BARBIE JEEP TO SCHOOL EVERYTHING Reply to Winston Reply to Winston 120 120 Shes a keeper

Barbie, College, and School: Texas College Girl Drives Around In Barbie Jeep After
Her DWI Arrest
YOU GUYS THIs GIRL DROVE A
LIKE SHE PARKED IT AND
PINK BARBIE JEEP TO SCHOOL
EVERYTHING
Reply to Winston
Reply to Winston
120
120
Shes a keeper

Barbie, College, and School: Texas College Girl Drives Around In Barbie Jeep After
Her DWI Arrest
YOU GUYS THIs GIRL DROVE A
LIKE SHE PARKED IT AND
PINK BARBIE JEEP TO SCHOOL
EVERYTHING
Reply to Winston
Reply to Winston
120
120
Shes a keeper

Shes a keeper

Crazy, Dank, and Twitter: Florida Zoo fires Zoo keeper after she caught moaning in lunch room while Chimpanzee sucked on her toe BIG BELLY DS @daaaaaaamnD I knew it was gone be crazy when I read Florida from twitter.com/daaaaamnD

Crazy, Dank, and Twitter: Florida Zoo fires Zoo keeper after she
caught moaning in lunch room while
Chimpanzee sucked on her toe
BIG BELLY DS
@daaaaaaamnD
I knew it was gone be crazy when I read
Florida
from twitter.com/daaaaamnD

Crazy, Dank, and Twitter: Florida Zoo fires Zoo keeper after she
caught moaning in lunch room while
Chimpanzee sucked on her toe
BIG BELLY DS
@daaaaaaamnD
I knew it was gone be crazy when I read
Florida
from twitter.com/daaaaamnD

from twitter.com/daaaaamnD

Crazy, Dank, and Hoe: Florida Zoo fires Zoo keeper after she was caught moaning in lunch room while Chimpanzee sucked on her toe BIG BELLY D @daaaaaaamnD I knew it was gone be crazy whenIread Florida Roses are red, my ex is a hoe by xX_Nyne_Xx MORE MEMES

Crazy, Dank, and Hoe: Florida Zoo fires Zoo keeper after she was
caught moaning in lunch room while
Chimpanzee sucked on her toe
BIG BELLY D
@daaaaaaamnD
I knew it was gone be crazy whenIread
Florida
Roses are red, my ex is a hoe by xX_Nyne_Xx
MORE MEMES

Crazy, Dank, and Hoe: Florida Zoo fires Zoo keeper after she was
caught moaning in lunch room while
Chimpanzee sucked on her toe
BIG BELLY D
@daaaaaaamnD
I knew it was gone be crazy whenIread
Florida
Roses are red, my ex is a hoe by xX_Nyne_Xx
MORE MEMES

Roses are red, my ex is a hoe by xX_Nyne_Xx MORE MEMES

Love, Happy, and Never: If She's a keeper. Never let her go. No matter what happens. If she's clingy, annoying, bitchy and picky. She just wants your full attention so keep her and make her happy just like you always have and never stop chasing after her. Prove to her that fairy tales do exist. Prove to her that you aren't like any other guy. Prove to her how much you love her. BELATIONSHIP LES

Love, Happy, and Never: If She's a keeper.
Never let her go. No matter
what happens. If she's clingy,
annoying, bitchy and picky. She
just wants your full attention so
keep her and make her happy just
like you always have and never
stop chasing after her. Prove to
her that fairy tales do exist. Prove
to her that you aren't like any
other guy. Prove to her how
much you love her.
BELATIONSHIP
LES

Love, Happy, and Never: If She's a keeper.
Never let her go. No matter
what happens. If she's clingy,
annoying, bitchy and picky. She
just wants your full attention so
keep her and make her happy just
like you always have and never
stop chasing after her. Prove to
her that fairy tales do exist. Prove
to her that you aren't like any
other guy. Prove to her how
much you love her.
BELATIONSHIP
LES

Beautiful, Love, and Best: 7 REASONS YOU SHOULD BE THANKFUL FOR HAVING A BIG SISTER. 1. She's your go-to person for everything. 2. You may hate each other at times. But your love is unimaginable. 3. You know she will always protect you with everything she has. 4. She's your best secret keeper. 5. Her wardrobe is your wardrobe. 6. She has seen the craziest side of you but still loves you. 7 Nothing can replace the beautiful bond you two share. BELATIONSHIP ES

Beautiful, Love, and Best: 7 REASONS YOU SHOULD BE
THANKFUL FOR HAVING A
BIG SISTER.
1. She's your go-to person
for everything.
2. You may hate each other
at times. But your love is
unimaginable.
3. You know she will always
protect you with everything she has.
4. She's your best secret keeper.
5. Her wardrobe is your wardrobe.
6. She has seen the craziest side
of you but still loves you.
7 Nothing can replace the
beautiful bond you two share.
BELATIONSHIP
ES

Beautiful, Love, and Best: 7 REASONS YOU SHOULD BE
THANKFUL FOR HAVING A
BIG SISTER.
1. She's your go-to person
for everything.
2. You may hate each other
at times. But your love is
unimaginable.
3. You know she will always
protect you with everything she has.
4. She's your best secret keeper.
5. Her wardrobe is your wardrobe.
6. She has seen the craziest side
of you but still loves you.
7 Nothing can replace the
beautiful bond you two share.
BELATIONSHIP
ES

Dad, Coffee, and Home: @AnaStanowick my dad used to get so mad every time my mom would come home w a new coffee mug (she likes to collect them) and her new bf literally built her a wall display her collection. this is why we don't settle for loser boys, ladies!!!! He’s a keeper.

Dad, Coffee, and Home: @AnaStanowick
my dad used to get so mad every time
my mom would come home w a new
coffee mug (she likes to collect them)
and her new bf literally built her a wall
display her collection. this is why we
don't settle for loser boys, ladies!!!!
He’s a keeper.

Dad, Coffee, and Home: @AnaStanowick
my dad used to get so mad every time
my mom would come home w a new
coffee mug (she likes to collect them)
and her new bf literally built her a wall
display her collection. this is why we
don't settle for loser boys, ladies!!!!
He’s a keeper.

He’s a keeper.

College, Oregon, and Got: 10:56 AM 81% Zach 30 Oregon State 22 miles away I got a B+ in Human Sexuality in college, so let's just say I know my way around a checks poorly scribbled notes* cliboris Keeper

College, Oregon, and Got: 10:56 AM
81%
Zach 30
Oregon State
22 miles away
I got a B+ in Human Sexuality in college,
so let's just say I know my way around a
checks poorly scribbled notes*
cliboris
Keeper

College, Oregon, and Got: 10:56 AM
81%
Zach 30
Oregon State
22 miles away
I got a B+ in Human Sexuality in college,
so let's just say I know my way around a
checks poorly scribbled notes*
cliboris
Keeper

Keeper

Horny, Hungry, and Prison: 8:23 CROPPHOTO Sandy, 40 21 miles away Recently got out of prison, so if you notice a hungry look in my eyes, it might be because I'm hungry, or horny. Put meat in my mouth and pray you picked the right kinda meat. The last guy to get it wrong is still in ICU, and I'm looking at another felony... If you're an attorney, swipe right! X Shes a keeper

Horny, Hungry, and Prison: 8:23
CROPPHOTO
Sandy, 40
21 miles away
Recently got out of prison, so if you notice a
hungry look in my eyes, it might be because
I'm hungry, or horny. Put meat in my mouth and
pray you picked the right kinda meat. The last
guy to get it wrong is still in ICU, and I'm looking
at another felony... If you're an attorney, swipe
right!
X
Shes a keeper

Horny, Hungry, and Prison: 8:23
CROPPHOTO
Sandy, 40
21 miles away
Recently got out of prison, so if you notice a
hungry look in my eyes, it might be because
I'm hungry, or horny. Put meat in my mouth and
pray you picked the right kinda meat. The last
guy to get it wrong is still in ICU, and I'm looking
at another felony... If you're an attorney, swipe
right!
X
Shes a keeper

Shes a keeper

Gif, Lmao, and Tumblr: 31% 6:09 Zoey What??? Lmao ok now I know your a keeper uhhhh What So your profile says you don't want kids. Well I have a daughter so I guess that eliminates me... Good luck on your hunt We can eat her or something Sent Type a message... GIF II tindershwinder: The hunt for a good meal

tindershwinder: The hunt for a good meal

Best Friend, Best, and Secret: A best friend is: -A shoulder to cry -An entertainer who can make me laugh -And a secret keeper. Name your best friend. RELATIONSHIP ES

Best Friend, Best, and Secret: A best friend is:
-A shoulder to cry
-An entertainer who can
make me laugh
-And a secret keeper.
Name your best friend.
RELATIONSHIP
ES

Best Friend, Best, and Secret: A best friend is:
-A shoulder to cry
-An entertainer who can
make me laugh
-And a secret keeper.
Name your best friend.
RELATIONSHIP
ES

Being Alone, Amy Schumer, and Growing Up: she was growing up everybody laughed when Amy Schumer sald she wanted to bo a comedion. nobody Is laughing now... keeper-of-drama This post alone is funnier than any joke that ever passed this woman's lips DESTRUCTION 100 An interesting title

Being Alone, Amy Schumer, and Growing Up: she was growing up
everybody laughed when Amy
Schumer sald she wanted to bo a
comedion.
nobody Is laughing now...
keeper-of-drama
This post alone is funnier than any joke that ever
passed this woman's lips
DESTRUCTION 100
An interesting title

Being Alone, Amy Schumer, and Growing Up: she was growing up
everybody laughed when Amy
Schumer sald she wanted to bo a
comedion.
nobody Is laughing now...
keeper-of-drama
This post alone is funnier than any joke that ever
passed this woman's lips
DESTRUCTION 100
An interesting title

An interesting title

Dad, Family, and Tumblr: When you meet his family and his dad says he seen you before but can't remember where G:official.agnew filthygrandpa:She’s a keeper

Dad, Family, and Tumblr: When you meet his family and his dad
says he seen you before but can't
remember where
G:official.agnew
filthygrandpa:She’s a keeper

Dad, Family, and Tumblr: When you meet his family and his dad
says he seen you before but can't
remember where
G:official.agnew
filthygrandpa:She’s a keeper

filthygrandpa:She’s a keeper

Friends, Love, and Phone: Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer I went to lunch with friends and saw my husband at the restaurant. I was going to say his name but he was staring at his phone sol watched him He was smiling. He typed. Then my phone dinged.And it was a video he forwarded of a dog wrestling a water hose. This is love. Hes a keeper!

Friends, Love, and Phone: Lady Lawya
@Parkerlawyer
I went to lunch with friends and saw my
husband at the restaurant. I was going
to say his name but he was staring at his
phone sol watched him
He was smiling.
He typed.
Then my phone dinged.And it was a
video he forwarded of a dog wrestling a
water hose. This is love.
Hes a keeper!

Friends, Love, and Phone: Lady Lawya
@Parkerlawyer
I went to lunch with friends and saw my
husband at the restaurant. I was going
to say his name but he was staring at his
phone sol watched him
He was smiling.
He typed.
Then my phone dinged.And it was a
video he forwarded of a dog wrestling a
water hose. This is love.
Hes a keeper!

Hes a keeper!

Advice, Relationships, and T-Mobile: T-Mobile Wi-Fi 10:51 AM 7 61% r/relationship_advice u/macko123456 1h I [24M] know that my girlfriend [19F] is lying to me. Relationships We were chilling in my room when she said "I've just thought of a lie that I tell you sometimes." paused my game and asked her to go on. "Sometimes," she said. "I say l need a hug from you when actually I think you're the one that needs a hug." She's a keeper. 1 Share Vote 20 Wholesome girlfriend via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2Wnhj3n

Advice, Relationships, and T-Mobile: T-Mobile Wi-Fi 10:51 AM
7 61%
r/relationship_advice
u/macko123456 1h
I [24M] know that my
girlfriend [19F] is lying to
me.
Relationships
We were chilling in my room when
she said "I've just thought of a lie
that I tell you sometimes."
paused my game and asked her
to go on.
"Sometimes," she said. "I say l
need a hug from you when
actually I think you're the one that
needs a
hug."
She's a keeper.
1 Share
Vote
20
Wholesome girlfriend via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2Wnhj3n

Advice, Relationships, and T-Mobile: T-Mobile Wi-Fi 10:51 AM
7 61%
r/relationship_advice
u/macko123456 1h
I [24M] know that my
girlfriend [19F] is lying to
me.
Relationships
We were chilling in my room when
she said "I've just thought of a lie
that I tell you sometimes."
paused my game and asked her
to go on.
"Sometimes," she said. "I say l
need a hug from you when
actually I think you're the one that
needs a
hug."
She's a keeper.
1 Share
Vote
20
Wholesome girlfriend via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2Wnhj3n

Wholesome girlfriend via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2Wnhj3n

Dad, Family, and She: When you meet his family and his dad says he seen you before but can't remember where G:official.agnew She’s a keeper

Dad, Family, and She: When you meet his family and his dad
says he seen you before but can't
remember where
G:official.agnew
She’s a keeper

Dad, Family, and She: When you meet his family and his dad
says he seen you before but can't
remember where
G:official.agnew
She’s a keeper

She’s a keeper

Date, Tree, and Friend: 'ElVerizon令 AM L21 45 iles away On our first date I will carve our initials into a tree. It's the most romantic way of letting you know I have a knife. . PROFILE SEE WHAT A FRIEND THINKS REPORT MARY She’s a keeper.

She’s a keeper.

Happy, Help, and Idea: When you have no idea what you are doing but your just happy to help Keeper of the tools

Happy, Help, and Idea: When you have no idea
what you are doing but
your just happy to help
Keeper of the tools

Happy, Help, and Idea: When you have no idea
what you are doing but
your just happy to help
Keeper of the tools

Keeper of the tools

Being Alone, Amy Schumer, and Growing Up: When she was growing up, everybody laughed when Amy Schumer sald she wanted to bo a comedion. nobody Is laughing now... keeper-of-drama This post alone is funnier than any joke that ever passed this woman's lips Thats a burn if Ive ever seen one

Being Alone, Amy Schumer, and Growing Up: When she was growing up,
everybody laughed when Amy
Schumer sald she wanted to bo a
comedion.
nobody Is laughing now...
keeper-of-drama
This post alone is funnier than any joke that ever
passed this woman's lips
Thats a burn if Ive ever seen one

Being Alone, Amy Schumer, and Growing Up: When she was growing up,
everybody laughed when Amy
Schumer sald she wanted to bo a
comedion.
nobody Is laughing now...
keeper-of-drama
This post alone is funnier than any joke that ever
passed this woman's lips
Thats a burn if Ive ever seen one

Thats a burn if Ive ever seen one

Being Alone, Amy Schumer, and Dank: When she was growing up, everybody laughed when Amy Schumer sald she wanted to bo a comedion. nobody Is laughing now... keeper-of-drama This post alone is funnier than any joke that ever passed this woman's lips Thats a burn if Ive ever seen one by D3cay1ng_0blivion MORE MEMES

Being Alone, Amy Schumer, and Dank: When she was growing up,
everybody laughed when Amy
Schumer sald she wanted to bo a
comedion.
nobody Is laughing now...
keeper-of-drama
This post alone is funnier than any joke that ever
passed this woman's lips
Thats a burn if Ive ever seen one by D3cay1ng_0blivion
MORE MEMES

Being Alone, Amy Schumer, and Dank: When she was growing up,
everybody laughed when Amy
Schumer sald she wanted to bo a
comedion.
nobody Is laughing now...
keeper-of-drama
This post alone is funnier than any joke that ever
passed this woman's lips
Thats a burn if Ive ever seen one by D3cay1ng_0blivion
MORE MEMES

Thats a burn if Ive ever seen one by D3cay1ng_0blivion MORE MEMES

Dank, Cheetah, and Wild: UNILAD WILD CAT This cheetah and her keeper make the cutest couple 😍😍

Dank, Cheetah, and Wild: UNILAD
WILD CAT
This cheetah and her keeper make the cutest couple 😍😍

Dank, Cheetah, and Wild: UNILAD
WILD CAT
This cheetah and her keeper make the cutest couple 😍😍

This cheetah and her keeper make the cutest couple 😍😍

Tumblr, Lost, and Blog: SHADOw WEAVER 12 I DuMPED THAT BAG AT EAST ISLAND YESTERDAY TLOST SHADON WEAUE LOST WEAVER ! ! fujifingerz: And then she died .((I hate (W)hordak’s portable receipt keeper))

Tumblr, Lost, and Blog: SHADOw WEAVER
12
I DuMPED THAT
BAG
AT EAST
ISLAND
YESTERDAY

TLOST
SHADON WEAUE
LOST
WEAVER ! !
fujifingerz:

And then she died .((I hate (W)hordak’s portable receipt keeper))

Tumblr, Lost, and Blog: SHADOw WEAVER
12
I DuMPED THAT
BAG
AT EAST
ISLAND
YESTERDAY

TLOST
SHADON WEAUE
LOST
WEAVER ! !
fujifingerz:

And then she died .((I hate (W)hordak’s portable receipt keeper))

fujifingerz: And then she died .((I hate (W)hordak’s portable receipt keeper))

Movies, Nerd, and Seth Rogen: Elvish Presley @_elvishpresley if he calls it a cock watches too much porn dick too much seth rogen movies penis nerd alert wang lives with monm hog trump supporter wand double nerd alert wiener wears socks to bed knob british the d train call the cops mister boopsy keeper caucasianscriptures: hmmm

Movies, Nerd, and Seth Rogen: Elvish Presley
@_elvishpresley
if he calls it a
cock watches too much porn
dick too much seth rogen movies
penis nerd alert
wang lives with monm
hog trump supporter
wand double nerd alert
wiener wears socks to bed
knob british
the d train call the cops
mister boopsy keeper
caucasianscriptures:

hmmm

Movies, Nerd, and Seth Rogen: Elvish Presley
@_elvishpresley
if he calls it a
cock watches too much porn
dick too much seth rogen movies
penis nerd alert
wang lives with monm
hog trump supporter
wand double nerd alert
wiener wears socks to bed
knob british
the d train call the cops
mister boopsy keeper
caucasianscriptures:

hmmm

caucasianscriptures: hmmm

Movies, Nerd, and Seth Rogen: Elvish Presley @_elvishpresley if he calls it a cock watches too much porn dick too much seth rogen movies penis nerd alert wang lives with monm hog trump supporter wand double nerd alert wiener wears socks to bed knob british the d train call the cops mister boopsy keeper hmmm

Movies, Nerd, and Seth Rogen: Elvish Presley
@_elvishpresley
if he calls it a
cock watches too much porn
dick too much seth rogen movies
penis nerd alert
wang lives with monm
hog trump supporter
wand double nerd alert
wiener wears socks to bed
knob british
the d train call the cops
mister boopsy keeper
hmmm

Movies, Nerd, and Seth Rogen: Elvish Presley
@_elvishpresley
if he calls it a
cock watches too much porn
dick too much seth rogen movies
penis nerd alert
wang lives with monm
hog trump supporter
wand double nerd alert
wiener wears socks to bed
knob british
the d train call the cops
mister boopsy keeper
hmmm

hmmm

Butt, Shit, and True: Kellen @captainkalvis me: birds have butt vaginas zoo keeper: no, that's not true. they have cloacas that- me: do they shit out of it? zoo keeper: well yes me: and give birth out of it zoo keeper: yes [sighing] but please sir there are kids- me: [pulling out megaphone] BUTT VAGINA 1:56 PM 2ó Apr 19 Twitter Web Client Important information

Butt, Shit, and True: Kellen
@captainkalvis
me: birds have butt vaginas
zoo keeper: no, that's not true. they
have cloacas that-
me: do they shit out of it?
zoo keeper: well yes
me: and give birth out of it
zoo keeper: yes [sighing] but please
sir there are kids-
me: [pulling out megaphone] BUTT
VAGINA
1:56 PM 2ó Apr 19 Twitter Web Client
Important information

Butt, Shit, and True: Kellen
@captainkalvis
me: birds have butt vaginas
zoo keeper: no, that's not true. they
have cloacas that-
me: do they shit out of it?
zoo keeper: well yes
me: and give birth out of it
zoo keeper: yes [sighing] but please
sir there are kids-
me: [pulling out megaphone] BUTT
VAGINA
1:56 PM 2ó Apr 19 Twitter Web Client
Important information

Important information

Iphone, Movies, and Nerd: Elvish Presley @_elvishpresley. if he calls it a. cock watches too much porn dick too much seth rogen movies penis nerd alert wang lives with mom hog trump supporter wand double nerd alert wiener wears socks to bed knob british the d train call the cops mister boopsy keeper 9:30 AM- 3/1/19 Twitter for iPhone

Iphone, Movies, and Nerd: Elvish Presley
@_elvishpresley.
if he calls it a.
cock watches too much porn
dick too much seth rogen movies
penis nerd alert
wang lives with mom
hog trump supporter
wand double nerd alert
wiener wears socks to bed
knob british
the d train call the cops
mister boopsy keeper
9:30 AM- 3/1/19 Twitter for iPhone

Iphone, Movies, and Nerd: Elvish Presley
@_elvishpresley.
if he calls it a.
cock watches too much porn
dick too much seth rogen movies
penis nerd alert
wang lives with mom
hog trump supporter
wand double nerd alert
wiener wears socks to bed
knob british
the d train call the cops
mister boopsy keeper
9:30 AM- 3/1/19 Twitter for iPhone

9gag, Dank, and Australia: Hi 9GAG I'm zookeeper Beth from Melbourne Zo Australia Ask me anything! Melbourne Zoo keeper Beth is going to answer your questions about penguins 🐧 on World Penguin Day 25 April. Ask her anything in the comments now! Zoos Victoria

9gag, Dank, and Australia: Hi 9GAG
I'm zookeeper Beth
from Melbourne Zo
Australia
Ask me anything!
Melbourne Zoo keeper Beth is going to answer your questions about
penguins 🐧 on World Penguin Day 25 April. Ask her anything in the comments now!

Zoos Victoria

9gag, Dank, and Australia: Hi 9GAG
I'm zookeeper Beth
from Melbourne Zo
Australia
Ask me anything!
Melbourne Zoo keeper Beth is going to answer your questions about
penguins 🐧 on World Penguin Day 25 April. Ask her anything in the comments now!

Zoos Victoria

Melbourne Zoo keeper Beth is going to answer your questions about penguins 🐧 on World Penguin Day 25 April. Ask her anything in the commen...

Blackpeopletwitter, Iphone, and Twitter: anthony @xforcades4 my favorite trait in a person is when they're that one person who listens to your story when no one else is paying attention and ask you to continue telling it when you get talked over and the subject is about to change 10:54 AM 4/10/19 Twitter for iPhone Friend or lover don’t matter they a keeper (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Blackpeopletwitter, Iphone, and Twitter: anthony
@xforcades4
my favorite trait in a person is when
they're that one person who listens to
your story when no one else is paying
attention and ask you to continue telling
it when you get talked over and the
subject is about to change
10:54 AM 4/10/19 Twitter for iPhone
Friend or lover don’t matter they a keeper (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Blackpeopletwitter, Iphone, and Twitter: anthony
@xforcades4
my favorite trait in a person is when
they're that one person who listens to
your story when no one else is paying
attention and ask you to continue telling
it when you get talked over and the
subject is about to change
10:54 AM 4/10/19 Twitter for iPhone
Friend or lover don’t matter they a keeper (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Friend or lover don’t matter they a keeper (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

The Game, Game, and Genius: fLaughingColours CAME TO BAT AT 27-3 AND TOOK HIS TEAM TO A RESPECTABLE TOTAL OF 175 PLAYED A RESPONSIBLE KNOCK OF 75 RUNS AND HIT 3 SIXES ON LAST 3 BALLS 75 RUNS 46 BALLS 4 6s #MS: DHONI- LAUGHING INDIA CAN GET ANOTHER WICKET KEEPER BATSMAN BUT CAN NEVER FIND ANOTHER GENIUS WHO CAN UNDERSTAND & DICTATE THE GAME LIKE DHON #MSDhoni #RRvCSK #IPL

The Game, Game, and Genius: fLaughingColours
CAME TO BAT AT 27-3 AND TOOK HIS
TEAM TO A RESPECTABLE TOTAL OF 175
PLAYED A RESPONSIBLE KNOCK OF 75 RUNS
AND HIT 3 SIXES ON LAST 3 BALLS
75 RUNS
46 BALLS
4 6s
#MS: DHONI-
LAUGHING
INDIA CAN GET ANOTHER WICKET KEEPER
BATSMAN BUT CAN NEVER FIND ANOTHER
GENIUS WHO CAN UNDERSTAND &
DICTATE THE GAME LIKE DHON
#MSDhoni #RRvCSK #IPL

The Game, Game, and Genius: fLaughingColours
CAME TO BAT AT 27-3 AND TOOK HIS
TEAM TO A RESPECTABLE TOTAL OF 175
PLAYED A RESPONSIBLE KNOCK OF 75 RUNS
AND HIT 3 SIXES ON LAST 3 BALLS
75 RUNS
46 BALLS
4 6s
#MS: DHONI-
LAUGHING
INDIA CAN GET ANOTHER WICKET KEEPER
BATSMAN BUT CAN NEVER FIND ANOTHER
GENIUS WHO CAN UNDERSTAND &
DICTATE THE GAME LIKE DHON
#MSDhoni #RRvCSK #IPL

#MSDhoni #RRvCSK #IPL

Love, Happy, and Never: IF SHE'S A KEEPER. Never let her go. No matter what happens. If she's clingy, annoying, bitchy and picky. She just wants your full attention so keep her and make her happy just like you always have and never stop chasing after her. Prove to her that fairy tales do exist. Prove to her that you aren't like any other guy. Prove to her how much you love her ULES

Love, Happy, and Never: IF SHE'S A KEEPER.
Never let her go. No matter
what happens. If she's clingy,
annoying, bitchy and picky.
She just wants your full
attention so keep her and
make her happy just like
you always have and never
stop chasing after her. Prove
to her that fairy tales do exist.
Prove to her that you aren't
like any other guy. Prove to
her how much you love her
ULES

Love, Happy, and Never: IF SHE'S A KEEPER.
Never let her go. No matter
what happens. If she's clingy,
annoying, bitchy and picky.
She just wants your full
attention so keep her and
make her happy just like
you always have and never
stop chasing after her. Prove
to her that fairy tales do exist.
Prove to her that you aren't
like any other guy. Prove to
her how much you love her
ULES

Date, Video, and Luck: amanda @amanda_c_rae Sooo l was SUPER nervous for my first date with this guy tonight and then an hour before our date he sent me a snap video saying "wish me luck on my date buddy" and panned to his dog handshaking him. In that moment I knew he was a keeper First date jitters.

Date, Video, and Luck: amanda
@amanda_c_rae
Sooo l was SUPER nervous for my first
date with this guy tonight and then an
hour before our date he sent me a
snap video saying "wish me luck on
my date buddy" and panned to his
dog handshaking him. In that moment
I knew he was a keeper
First date jitters.

Date, Video, and Luck: amanda
@amanda_c_rae
Sooo l was SUPER nervous for my first
date with this guy tonight and then an
hour before our date he sent me a
snap video saying "wish me luck on
my date buddy" and panned to his
dog handshaking him. In that moment
I knew he was a keeper
First date jitters.

First date jitters.

Cigarette, Got, and Zoo: tomsauced @trojansauce BOSS: tell me about susanne ME: *takes a drag of cigarette* ah, the one that got away BOSS: you're a zoo keeper none of them should get away 3/22/17, 6:31 AM 7,040 RETWEETS 17.2K LIKES F

Cigarette, Got, and Zoo: tomsauced
@trojansauce
BOSS: tell me about susanne
ME: *takes a drag of cigarette* ah, the
one that got away
BOSS: you're a zoo keeper none of
them should get away
3/22/17, 6:31 AM
7,040 RETWEETS 17.2K LIKES
F

Cigarette, Got, and Zoo: tomsauced
@trojansauce
BOSS: tell me about susanne
ME: *takes a drag of cigarette* ah, the
one that got away
BOSS: you're a zoo keeper none of
them should get away
3/22/17, 6:31 AM
7,040 RETWEETS 17.2K LIKES
F

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