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Keeping the Drowsiness Away ☕️

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Tumblr, Blog, and Bulls: stolpergeist: Dicraeosaurus bulls in dispute An Ostafrikasaurus is keeping distance
Tumblr, Blog, and Bulls: stolpergeist:
Dicraeosaurus bulls in dispute
An Ostafrikasaurus is keeping distance

stolpergeist: Dicraeosaurus bulls in dispute An Ostafrikasaurus is keeping distance

College, Creepy, and Dude: If you don't teach your child to obey Jesus, the devil will teach them evolution, sexuality psychology, witchcraft doktorgirlfriend: michi0no: prokopetz: cheesedeity: prokopetz: bear-eggs: geekandmisandry: Wow, I had no idea Satan was so knowledgeable and generous with his time. #TeamSatan Can satan come teach a class at my school Amusingly, among the Western European demon-conjuring cults of the 16th Century, many demons were greatly valued for their skill as teachers, often to the point that grimoires would place greater emphasis on the subjects each demon was qualified to teach than on their supernatural powers. For example, this guy? Teaches moral philosophy. And this creepy dude? He’s your astronomy professor. Seriously, look this stuff up some time - it’s wild. I now want a comic or cartoon series about demon teachers and their human students. Not sure if it should be college or high school. “Aw, man - I got Professor Lionwheel. I hear if you fail his exams, he eats your legs.” “Yeah, but he’s supposed to be really good about keeping regular office hours.” “Huh. Sort of a trade-off, really.” Okay but it’s kind of fun to look this stuff up. There are literally so many teacher-demons. Like This dude is your foreign language prof. And Mister Chickenlegs is gonna teach you some manners And this guy is your freakin’ Art Professor.  BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE!I wanna learn art from the hell puppy! :O(Michi, I just raided the “demons” search on your blog. Good times, lemme tell ya.DEMON DATABASE, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?? Ohhhh, boy, I’m about to lose some hours here.)
College, Creepy, and Dude: If you don't teach your
 child to obey Jesus, the
 devil will teach them
 evolution, sexuality
 psychology, witchcraft
doktorgirlfriend:

michi0no:
prokopetz:

cheesedeity:

prokopetz:

bear-eggs:

geekandmisandry:

Wow, I had no idea Satan was so knowledgeable and generous with his time.
#TeamSatan

Can satan come teach a class at my school

Amusingly, among the Western European demon-conjuring cults of the 16th Century, many demons were greatly valued for their skill as teachers, often to the point that grimoires would place greater emphasis on the subjects each demon was qualified to teach than on their supernatural powers.
For example, this guy?
Teaches moral philosophy.
And this creepy dude?
He’s your astronomy professor.
Seriously, look this stuff up some time - it’s wild.

I now want a comic or cartoon series about demon teachers and their human students. Not sure if it should be college or high school.

“Aw, man - I got Professor Lionwheel. I hear if you fail his exams, he eats your legs.”
“Yeah, but he’s supposed to be really good about keeping regular office hours.”
“Huh. Sort of a trade-off, really.”


Okay but it’s kind of fun to look this stuff up. There are literally so many teacher-demons. Like
This dude is your foreign language prof.

And Mister Chickenlegs is gonna teach you some manners
And this guy is your freakin’ Art Professor. 

BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE!I wanna learn art from the hell puppy! :O(Michi, I just raided the “demons” search on your blog. Good times, lemme tell ya.DEMON DATABASE, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?? Ohhhh, boy, I’m about to lose some hours here.)

doktorgirlfriend: michi0no: prokopetz: cheesedeity: prokopetz: bear-eggs: geekandmisandry: Wow, I had no idea Satan was so knowledgeab...

Beer, Old Man, and Tumblr: a Fig 1: Form an "A" shape with your index and middle fingers using both hands. Extend your middle and index fingers on both hands, keeping them close together, while your thumbs hold down your ring and pinky fingers. Place your two middle fingers together, forming an "A" shape. Ifeel like I get a louder and more forceful whistle using this finger combo. Fig 2: Draw back your lips to cover your teeth. Lip placement is key, Give your lips a quick lick to wet your whistle. Tuck your lips back over your teeth. It's what you do when you pretend youre an old man without any teeth. Your lips need to cover your teeth in order to whistle successfully Feel free to adjust howmuch or lite you tuck your lips back. It's going to vary from person to person. Your fingers will help keep your bottom lip tudked over your teeth. Fig 3: Push tongue back into mouth. Place the tip of your fingers underneath your tongue right at the tip. Push the tip of your tongue back with your fingers. You're basically folding the first 1/4 of your tongue back on itself. Push your tongue back into your mouth until your first knuckle reaches your bottom lips. Fig 4: Blow through the hole between your two index fingers. Give a soft blow out your mouth. You should feel the air only go out over your bottom lip. If you feel air coming out the sides of your mouth, dlose your mouth tighter around your fingers. Remember, perfect seal Make sure you don't see your tongue make an appearance in the hole between your fingers! I's blocking the air from coming out. You probably won't get a sound right off the bat. That's okay. Adjust your finger placement under your tongue and experiment with different finger angles and varying degrees of lip tuckage until you find the sweet spot. Experimentation is key-keep making little adjustments. You'll know when you're getting close to your whistle sweet spot because you'll start producing a noise that sounds sort of like you're blowing over a beer bottle. Start blowing more forcefully, until you get that high-pitched and loud whistle. you should probably ge to TheMetaPicture.com LLLTSA lolzandtrollz: See? Now You Know How To Whistle With Your Fingers
Beer, Old Man, and Tumblr: a
 Fig 1: Form an "A" shape with your index
 and middle fingers using both hands.
 Extend your middle and index fingers on both hands, keeping
 them close together, while your thumbs hold down your ring
 and pinky fingers.
 Place your two middle fingers together, forming an "A" shape.
 Ifeel like I get a louder and more forceful whistle using this
 finger combo.
 Fig 2: Draw back your lips to
 cover your teeth.
 Lip placement is key, Give your lips a quick lick to wet your
 whistle. Tuck your lips back over your teeth. It's what you do
 when you pretend youre an old man without any teeth.
 Your lips need to cover your teeth in order to whistle
 successfully Feel free to adjust howmuch or lite you tuck
 your lips back. It's going to vary from person to person.
 Your fingers will help keep your bottom lip tudked over
 your teeth.
 Fig 3: Push tongue back into mouth.
 Place the tip of your fingers underneath your tongue right at
 the tip.
 Push the tip of your tongue back with your fingers. You're
 basically folding the first 1/4 of your tongue back on itself.
 Push your tongue back into your mouth until your first
 knuckle reaches your bottom
 lips.
 Fig 4: Blow through the hole between
 your two index fingers.
 Give a soft blow out your mouth. You should feel the air
 only go out over your bottom lip. If you feel air coming out
 the sides of your mouth, dlose your mouth tighter around
 your fingers. Remember, perfect seal
 Make sure you don't see your tongue make an appearance
 in the hole between your fingers! I's blocking the air from
 coming out.
 You probably won't get a sound right off the bat. That's
 okay. Adjust your finger placement under your tongue
 and experiment with different finger angles and varying
 degrees of lip tuckage until you find the sweet spot.
 Experimentation is key-keep making little adjustments.
 You'll know when you're getting close to your whistle
 sweet spot because you'll start producing a noise that
 sounds sort of like you're blowing over a beer bottle. Start
 blowing more forcefully, until you get that high-pitched
 and loud whistle.
 you should probably ge to TheMetaPicture.com
 LLLTSA
lolzandtrollz:

See? Now You Know How To Whistle With Your Fingers

lolzandtrollz: See? Now You Know How To Whistle With Your Fingers