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    Being Alone, Booty, and Cats: RT
 This baby boy wasfoun
 food and diapers onacoldwinter night in Obninsk, Russia
 d with a bag containing baby
 Masha,the Cat, Saved the babyis life by curling
 around him
 and shielding!himtromlbelowitreezingtemperatures
 By the time paramedics responded totake thechild'toa
 hospital, Mashalhad grown protective of him, running after the
 baby and trvingttoljumplintothe ambulance afterhim
jenniferrpovey:
goaliesarethebest:

pon-raul:

wewill-tryagain:

dendritic-trees:

booty-uprooter:

asryakino:

srsfunny:

Masha The Hero

They forgot the part where the ambulance actually stopped to let the cat in


oh good I was worried

What a good cat. What a kind cat. How can anyone not love cats they are so good and loving.

they also forgot the part where they only found the baby because masha was screaming her head off bc she knew this baby was in danger. she went around outside the alley the next morning and yelled at passerby until she got one to follow her to the baby. she kept him warm all night and then made sure someone found him. she was adopted after this bc she was a stray and is in a loving home and is a hero


Hero cat

Thank you, Masha, youโ€™re such a good girl.

See.
Kittens canโ€™t regulate their own body temperature. Thatโ€™s why they pile up.
Cats see us as colony members.
Masha saw a kitten that was on its own, no mommy, no other kittens to cuddle with. She instinctively knew that was a cold kitten. She knewย that a kitten alone on a cold night was very likely to die. Because a kitten would have died too.
So, all she was doing was what any good colony member does - protecting the abandoned kitten. Then when the abandoned kittenโ€™s mommy didnโ€™t come back, she called the rest of the colony for help.
People have this bizarre idea that housecats donโ€™t have a social sense. They do, and it saved this kidโ€™s life. And possibly Mashaโ€™s too, as life on the streets is dangerous for a kitty.
We sayย โ€œgood dogโ€ all the time, but Masha was being a very, very good catโ€ฆnot just by human moral standards but by feline ones.

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Being Alone, Booty, and Cats: RT
 This baby boy wasfoun
 food and diapers onacoldwinter night in Obninsk, Russia
 d with a bag containing baby
 Masha,the Cat, Saved the babyis life by curling
 around him
 and shielding!himtromlbelowitreezingtemperatures
 By the time paramedics responded totake thechild'toa
 hospital, Mashalhad grown protective of him, running after the
 baby and trvingttoljumplintothe ambulance afterhim
jenniferrpovey:
goaliesarethebest:

pon-raul:

wewill-tryagain:

dendritic-trees:

booty-uprooter:

asryakino:

srsfunny:

Masha The Hero

They forgot the part where the ambulance actually stopped to let the cat in


oh good I was worried

What a good cat. What a kind cat. How can anyone not love cats they are so good and loving.

they also forgot the part where they only found the baby because masha was screaming her head off bc she knew this baby was in danger. she went around outside the alley the next morning and yelled at passerby until she got one to follow her to the baby. she kept him warm all night and then made sure someone found him. she was adopted after this bc she was a stray and is in a loving home and is a hero


Hero cat

Thank you, Masha, youโ€™re such a good girl.

See.
Kittens canโ€™t regulate their own body temperature. Thatโ€™s why they pile up.
Cats see us as colony members.
Masha saw a kitten that was on its own, no mommy, no other kittens to cuddle with. She instinctively knew that was a cold kitten. She knewย that a kitten alone on a cold night was very likely to die. Because a kitten would have died too.
So, all she was doing was what any good colony member does - protecting the abandoned kitten. Then when the abandoned kittenโ€™s mommy didnโ€™t come back, she called the rest of the colony for help.
People have this bizarre idea that housecats donโ€™t have a social sense. They do, and it saved this kidโ€™s life. And possibly Mashaโ€™s too, as life on the streets is dangerous for a kitty.
We sayย โ€œgood dogโ€ all the time, but Masha was being a very, very good catโ€ฆnot just by human moral standards but by feline ones.

                
            

            
            
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goaliesarethebest:

pon-raul:

wewill-tryagain:

dendritic-trees:

booty-uprooter:

asryakino:

srsfunny:

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    Bad, Fucking, and God: Sexy
 Bible Quotes, Inspired by Some Birds my Friend saw
 Fucking Outside her House,
ao3tagoftheday:

oxymoronicromantic:

ao3tagoftheday:

[Image Description: Tags reading โ€œsexy bible quotes, inspired by some birds my friend saw fucking outside her houseโ€]

The AO3 Tag of the Day is: This is one hell of a non-sequitor 

โ€œOn the day when the Lord spoke to Moses in the land of Egypt, 29 the Lord said to Moses, โ€œI am the Lord; tell Pharaoh king of Egypt all that I say to you.โ€ 30 But Moses said to the Lord, โ€œBehold, I am of uncircumcised lips. How will Pharaoh listen to me?โ€
7 And the Lord said to Moses, โ€œSee, I have made you like God to Pharaoh, and your brother Aaron shall be your prophet. 2 You shall speak all that I command you, and your brother Aaron shall tell Pharaoh to let the people of Israel go out of his land.โ€
โ€ฆI donโ€™t think itโ€™s telling anyone that theyโ€™re doing activism wrong????
Anyways. Song of Songs is sexier.

Ok! First off, thanks for putting the verses in; that makes my life easier! Second, Song of Songs is undoubtedly sexy, but the phrase โ€œuncircumcised lipsโ€ is much sexier. Hereโ€™s why:โ€œUncircumcised lipsโ€ is a literal translation of the Hebrew, and scholars have spent millennia trying to figure out what the fuck it means. Because, like, itโ€™s a weird fucking phrase, letโ€™s be real. Actually, letโ€™s all take a moment to imagine what that might physically look like. We deserve it.Anyway, back on topic. Most scholars have ended up interpreting it as saying that Moses has some kind of speech impediment. But thatโ€™s really a stretch. I mean, if thatโ€™s what was meant, why not say, โ€œa man of broken speechโ€ or something like that? No, I think the meaning of that phrase is a lot simpler.Circumcision is the sign of the Jewish covenant with G-d. In this period of the Bible, after G-d and Abraham made the covenant but before the Law was given at Mt. Sinai, circumcision was the single, defining thing that set the Jewish people apart from everyone else. So what does it mean to have uncircumcised lips? I submit that to speak with uncircumcised lips is to speak with a non-Jewish voice.But Moses is Jewish! Why would his voice not be? Because, Moses is unique among the Jewish people. He wasnโ€™t raised as a slave. Thatโ€™s what the Jewish people are in this period and have been for hundreds of years. Theyโ€™re slaves. For generations, that slavery has defined and warped their culture. Moses has never been a slave and has never lived among his people who are. He may be Jewish, but his understanding of his people, and therefore his ability to speak for them, is non-existent.So G-d tells Moses to speak to Pharoah on behalf of the Jewish people and Moses says no. How will he speak for his people, advocate for them, demand their freedom, when he canโ€™t speak with their voice? He canโ€™t do it and he tells G-d no. No, I wonโ€™t speak for the slaves when I am free. Itโ€™s not my place.So what does G-d say? He says Moses is right. He tells Moses to give G-dโ€™s message to Aaron, a man who has been a slave all his life, and let Aaron go to Pharoah and speak for the Jewish people. Because Aaron is of them, understands them, their pain, their oppression, in a way that Moses, a free man, canโ€™t and never will. Aaron speaks with a truly Jewish voice, with circumcised lips, so he must be the one who speaks for the Jewish people.So basically, G-d tells Moses to speak over an oppressed group he isnโ€™t a part of, Moses says โ€œno thatโ€™s bad activismโ€, and G-d says โ€œyouโ€™re right oppressed people should speak and direct their own fight against oppression.โ€In conclusion, sure, the Song of Songs is sexy, but have you ever tried telling G-d that he needs to work harder to prioritize marginalized voices?
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Bad, Fucking, and God: Sexy
 Bible Quotes, Inspired by Some Birds my Friend saw
 Fucking Outside her House,
ao3tagoftheday:

oxymoronicromantic:

ao3tagoftheday:

[Image Description: Tags reading โ€œsexy bible quotes, inspired by some birds my friend saw fucking outside her houseโ€]

The AO3 Tag of the Day is: This is one hell of a non-sequitor 

โ€œOn the day when the Lord spoke to Moses in the land of Egypt, 29 the Lord said to Moses, โ€œI am the Lord; tell Pharaoh king of Egypt all that I say to you.โ€ 30 But Moses said to the Lord, โ€œBehold, I am of uncircumcised lips. How will Pharaoh listen to me?โ€
7 And the Lord said to Moses, โ€œSee, I have made you like God to Pharaoh, and your brother Aaron shall be your prophet. 2 You shall speak all that I command you, and your brother Aaron shall tell Pharaoh to let the people of Israel go out of his land.โ€
โ€ฆI donโ€™t think itโ€™s telling anyone that theyโ€™re doing activism wrong????
Anyways. Song of Songs is sexier.

Ok! First off, thanks for putting the verses in; that makes my life easier! Second, Song of Songs is undoubtedly sexy, but the phrase โ€œuncircumcised lipsโ€ is much sexier. Hereโ€™s why:โ€œUncircumcised lipsโ€ is a literal translation of the Hebrew, and scholars have spent millennia trying to figure out what the fuck it means. Because, like, itโ€™s a weird fucking phrase, letโ€™s be real. Actually, letโ€™s all take a moment to imagine what that might physically look like. We deserve it.Anyway, back on topic. Most scholars have ended up interpreting it as saying that Moses has some kind of speech impediment. But thatโ€™s really a stretch. I mean, if thatโ€™s what was meant, why not say, โ€œa man of broken speechโ€ or something like that? No, I think the meaning of that phrase is a lot simpler.Circumcision is the sign of the Jewish covenant with G-d. In this period of the Bible, after G-d and Abraham made the covenant but before the Law was given at Mt. Sinai, circumcision was the single, defining thing that set the Jewish people apart from everyone else. So what does it mean to have uncircumcised lips? I submit that to speak with uncircumcised lips is to speak with a non-Jewish voice.But Moses is Jewish! Why would his voice not be? Because, Moses is unique among the Jewish people. He wasnโ€™t raised as a slave. Thatโ€™s what the Jewish people are in this period and have been for hundreds of years. Theyโ€™re slaves. For generations, that slavery has defined and warped their culture. Moses has never been a slave and has never lived among his people who are. He may be Jewish, but his understanding of his people, and therefore his ability to speak for them, is non-existent.So G-d tells Moses to speak to Pharoah on behalf of the Jewish people and Moses says no. How will he speak for his people, advocate for them, demand their freedom, when he canโ€™t speak with their voice? He canโ€™t do it and he tells G-d no. No, I wonโ€™t speak for the slaves when I am free. Itโ€™s not my place.So what does G-d say? He says Moses is right. He tells Moses to give G-dโ€™s message to Aaron, a man who has been a slave all his life, and let Aaron go to Pharoah and speak for the Jewish people. Because Aaron is of them, understands them, their pain, their oppression, in a way that Moses, a free man, canโ€™t and never will. Aaron speaks with a truly Jewish voice, with circumcised lips, so he must be the one who speaks for the Jewish people.So basically, G-d tells Moses to speak over an oppressed group he isnโ€™t a part of, Moses says โ€œno thatโ€™s bad activismโ€, and G-d says โ€œyouโ€™re right oppressed people should speak and direct their own fight against oppression.โ€In conclusion, sure, the Song of Songs is sexy, but have you ever tried telling G-d that he needs to work harder to prioritize marginalized voices?
                
            

            
            
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    Fucking, Internet, and Lol: tash
 @yeahstyles
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ok so I donโ€™t usu reblog this stuff here but last year I had a horrible experience with an Airbnb host who threatened to bust my kneecaps, stalk me and murder me right? And not only did I GO TO THE POLICE before cancelling the reservation, but I also provided copies of that documentation to Airbnb customer service (I should mention after hunting down that number in the depths of the stupid internet and being on hold for an hour). Did they give me a refund for the months Iโ€™d paid in advance? No - they accused me of lying! 
A few weeks later in a fit of desperation, a coworker suggested I tweet to Airbnb. Ok. I have maybe 30 followers on Twitter, and didnโ€™t really use it at the time, but I thought, fuck it. Nothing to lose now. I made a half assed attempt at an overly indignant tweet with plenty of capitalization, and you know what happened? 
Within the HOUR. It was taken down. I was DMed by a CSR. And I was given a FULL. REFUND. 
$1500 like THAT. 
I donโ€™t know what kind of dystopic fucking reality we live in where police reports mean nothing and the PR value from a half assed tweet to 30 followers outweighs the safety of my kneecaps, but. Social mediaโ€ฆ Lesson learned, I guess.


Rebooting this addition because holy shit???

Corporations care way more about their brand than your safety. Exploit that.


I had to send an angry tweet at my power company. Within twenty minutes, I was getting a phone call, and my problem was fixed by the time I left the massage appointment I had. 

Okay so this is important and all but original post is a joke thatโ€™s literally a picture of Harry Styles lol

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Fucking, Internet, and Lol: tash
 @yeahstyles
 *
 Follow
 my uber driver just threatened to drive the car
 off a cliff help me

 Uber Support e
 @Uber Support
 Follow
 UBER
 @yeahstyles That is absolutely not okay. Please
 DM us your email address associated to your
 Uber account so we can follow up.
 RETWEETS LIKES
 2,780 1,945
 2:14 AM-20 Mar 2016
twlboaj:

verticalfrontalsomething:

yourpaperpal:

kirsty-not-kristy:

amoxli:


ok so I donโ€™t usu reblog this stuff here but last year I had a horrible experience with an Airbnb host who threatened to bust my kneecaps, stalk me and murder me right? And not only did I GO TO THE POLICE before cancelling the reservation, but I also provided copies of that documentation to Airbnb customer service (I should mention after hunting down that number in the depths of the stupid internet and being on hold for an hour). Did they give me a refund for the months Iโ€™d paid in advance? No - they accused me of lying! 
A few weeks later in a fit of desperation, a coworker suggested I tweet to Airbnb. Ok. I have maybe 30 followers on Twitter, and didnโ€™t really use it at the time, but I thought, fuck it. Nothing to lose now. I made a half assed attempt at an overly indignant tweet with plenty of capitalization, and you know what happened? 
Within the HOUR. It was taken down. I was DMed by a CSR. And I was given a FULL. REFUND. 
$1500 like THAT. 
I donโ€™t know what kind of dystopic fucking reality we live in where police reports mean nothing and the PR value from a half assed tweet to 30 followers outweighs the safety of my kneecaps, but. Social mediaโ€ฆ Lesson learned, I guess.


Rebooting this addition because holy shit???

Corporations care way more about their brand than your safety. Exploit that.


I had to send an angry tweet at my power company. Within twenty minutes, I was getting a phone call, and my problem was fixed by the time I left the massage appointment I had. 

Okay so this is important and all but original post is a joke thatโ€™s literally a picture of Harry Styles lol

                
            

            
            
twlboaj:

verticalfrontalsomething:

yourpaperpal:

kirsty-not-kristy:

amoxli:


ok so I donโ€™t usu reblog this stuff here but last year I h...